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‎《相撲聖域》

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‎(龍谷部屋)

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‎(龍貴)

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‎誠摯地恭喜您

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‎萬分感謝

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‎為了不負大關之名、不忘感恩之心

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‎為了相撲界的發展

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‎我將致力在相撲路上精益求精

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‎(全勝,橫綱龍舞英貴關
‎平成17年五月賽)

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‎請看這邊

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‎大關<i>‎,</i>‎可以展現更兇狠的表情嗎?

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‎龍貴關,恭喜您晉升為大關

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‎現在心情如何?

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‎當然非常開心

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‎但大關只是一個里程碑

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‎-大關,請笑一個
‎-龍貴關!

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‎沒有感受到壓力嗎?

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‎好像應該要有一點才對喔?

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‎給我們一個最燦爛的笑容吧

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‎-龍貴關,笑一個!
‎-謝謝

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‎那麼您的目標是當上橫綱囉?

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‎也不盡然

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‎我的終極目標是
‎超越我的父親兼老師龍谷橫綱

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‎這就是我要走的相撲之路

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‎身為大關,接下來您最想和誰對戰?

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‎休戰中的蛇王嗎?

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‎這個嘛...

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‎我當然想然對上蛇王橫綱
‎但目前我把焦點放在靜內上

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‎曾經是序二段優勝的靜內?

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‎是的

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‎靜內出道至今取得了14連勝

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‎但他足以成為您的對手嗎?

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‎他會成為相撲世界的支柱
‎我很期待對上他

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‎-他知道誰是人才
‎-不好意思...

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‎借過一下...

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‎龍貴關

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‎您認同相撲世界的現狀嗎?

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‎喂

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‎什麼意思?

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‎禁止女性踏上土俵

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‎默許霸凌作為訓練方式

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‎您認為這些舊習俗會改變嗎?

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‎-現在問這個不太好吧
‎-她是哪一家的啊?

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‎我不方便以大關的身分回答這個問題

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‎但我個人認為

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‎如同世界正在發生巨大變化一樣

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‎相撲界也到了該改變的時候

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‎至於是什麼樣的改變
‎我會以自己的方式思考

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‎只要能促進相撲的發展都好

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‎-答得真好
‎-太棒了

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‎別受輿論影響
‎照自己的意思寫出好文章吧

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‎大關,您看起來充滿自信
‎您給自己打幾分呢?

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‎少說也有一百分

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‎不愧是大關

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‎國嶋!

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‎妳在聽嗎?

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‎聽我說,別再那樣了

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‎對不起

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‎煩死了

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‎覺得抱歉的話
‎就為上次的事跟猿河道歉吧

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‎什麼?

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‎跟那件事有什麼關係?

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‎我明白了

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‎我真是受夠了

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{\an8}‎(猿將部屋)

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‎我...

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‎我為...我的行為道歉

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‎在談女權之前

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‎先成為一個成熟的人吧

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‎在我們這一行

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‎菜鳥連說話的餘地都沒有

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‎妳...

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‎妳眼眶濕了嗎?

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‎沒有

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‎知道錯了就好

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‎好了,從今以後好好幹吧!

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‎大家加油!

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‎-做四股踏!
‎-309

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‎踏起來!

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‎310

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‎高橋,腿抬高一點

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‎是

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‎-才剛開始呢
‎-311

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‎踏起來!不過是四股踏

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‎連四股踏都做不好嗎?

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‎313

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‎可以了,好好觀察猿谷

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‎現在是怎樣?

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‎-踏起來!
‎-314

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‎繼續踏!

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‎石原,腰放低一點!

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‎對不起

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‎踏起來!

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‎-316
‎-繼續踏!

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‎-317
‎-四股踏給我踏起來!

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‎四股踏...

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‎怎樣?

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‎這到底有什麼意義?

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‎就算不做這個我也能贏

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‎是嗎?

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‎那你贏給我看看

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‎猿谷

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‎是

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‎-居然使出貓騙
‎-來吧,再一次

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‎你在地上幹嘛?起來!

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‎給我起來!

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‎喂!

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‎快點!

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‎快起來!

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‎快起來,混蛋!

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‎就這樣?

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‎你只有這點能耐嗎?

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‎他根本不可能贏

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‎他只會一些小技倆

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‎那樣是絕對贏不了的

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‎不是很會說大話嗎?

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‎現在你要怎麼贏?

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‎-繼續做四股踏
‎-是

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‎喂

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‎做幾下了?

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‎320

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‎從頭來過

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‎是

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‎請用毛巾

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‎醜八怪

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‎你餓了吧?

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‎吃吧

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‎我叫你吃!

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‎臭小子

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‎四股踏,從右腳開始

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‎一...

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‎二...

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‎三...

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‎好,推...

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‎很好,再一次

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‎是

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‎好,推!

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‎來吧

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‎推...蹲低一點

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‎-很好!
‎-非常感謝

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‎朝著我來!從頭再來一次!

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‎你昨天講那什麼鬼話?

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‎“相撲世界需要改變”?

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‎區區一個大關沒有開口的資格

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‎-對不起
‎-謹言慎行!

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‎是

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‎繼續

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‎好!

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‎做四股踏的目的是什麼?

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‎與其花時間做那個
‎不如找個對手練習

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‎那不是練習,那叫稽古

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‎跟搭檔一起稽古絕對有用多了

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‎做那個CP值太低了

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‎四股踏是相撲的精髓

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‎不論是推、摔或是站穩

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‎都需要強壯的下半身

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‎可說是在打基礎

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‎一千五百多年來
‎這樣的稽古從未改變

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‎到底要做到什麼時候?

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‎不能隨便用一個“CP值”

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‎來衡量這樣的傳統,笨蛋

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‎笨蛋?

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‎你剛剛說我是笨蛋嗎?

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‎如果這裡是美國,我一定告你

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‎(目標八百萬)

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‎可惡

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‎喂

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‎好噁心喔

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‎讓我摸一下

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‎開個玩笑嘛

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‎喂

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‎(猿將部屋通訊)

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‎喂,你也來幫忙

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‎(福岡縣北九州市門司區
‎小瀨浩二寄)

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‎喂!

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‎那能讓我變強嗎?

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‎-你這混蛋...
‎-算了啦

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‎(煉乳麵包)

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‎(九州風味拉麵)

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‎(恭喜拿下序之口優勝)

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‎(我以你為榮
‎偶爾請跟我聯絡,爸爸)

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‎走吧,混蛋

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‎小川先生找你

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{\an8}‎(日本大相撲協會)

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‎請各位繼續監督所有的社群媒體活動

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‎而且眾親方都必須盡力

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‎維護日本相撲界的尊嚴

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‎請務必謹慎,將這件事
‎當作整個部屋的問題來處理

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‎以上

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‎會議到此結束

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‎猿將!

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‎什麼事?

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‎你那個力士還好嗎?

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‎有點年紀那個

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‎你是說猿谷嗎?

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‎就是他

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‎下一場比賽表現好的話
‎可能會重回十兩地位啊

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‎是啊

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‎真是不得了啊
‎把部屋託付給即將引退的老將

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‎那麼祝你好運了

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‎非常感謝

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‎也祝你好運,犬嶋親方

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‎聽說你明年要參選理事長

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‎既然你的職業生涯止步於大關

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‎希望你這次一定要爬上理事長的位子

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‎你在羞辱我嗎?

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‎萬歲...犬嶋!

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‎再見

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‎媽媽桑,這兩個傢伙真的合不來

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‎-真的嗎?
‎-真可悲,我很困擾

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‎他算是師兄

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‎-對弟弟好一點吧
‎-是啊,哥哥

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‎你也是

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‎我不指望你們相處融洽

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‎但好歹為猿將部屋提振一點士氣吧

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‎-當然
‎-對吧?這才像話

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‎-來乾一杯吧!乾杯!
‎-好,乾杯

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‎為猿將部屋舉杯

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‎乾杯!

220
00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:44,793
‎非常感謝...

221
00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:52,168
‎-哥哥真是酒國英雄!
‎-不好意思,這位是七海

222
00:17:52,168 --> 00:17:53,334
‎我是七海

223
00:17:53,334 --> 00:17:56,418
‎喝幾杯都沒問題!

224
00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,626
‎請多多關照

225
00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:08,626
‎幫他倒酒

226
00:18:08,626 --> 00:18:09,543
‎謝謝

227
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:10,459
‎(七海)

228
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,668
‎可以問你的名字嗎?

229
00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:19,168
‎小瀨先生?

230
00:18:21,459 --> 00:18:22,418
‎小瀨清

231
00:18:23,376 --> 00:18:26,293
‎小瀨清先生?這名字真特別

232
00:18:27,459 --> 00:18:28,376
‎沒什麼特別的

233
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,043
‎你是北九州人嗎?

234
00:18:32,918 --> 00:18:33,918
‎我是門司人

235
00:18:33,918 --> 00:18:36,543
‎不會吧!我是直方人

236
00:18:36,543 --> 00:18:38,834
‎什麼?你們同鄉嗎?

237
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:42,418
‎-是啊!
‎-為她獻唱一曲吧!

238
00:18:42,418 --> 00:18:44,709
‎-我想聽
‎-想聽!

239
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:46,709
‎人家想聽

240
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,459
‎-想聽呢
‎-好想聽

241
00:18:52,209 --> 00:18:53,626
‎要唱了

242
00:19:04,668 --> 00:19:06,459
‎加油

243
00:19:06,459 --> 00:19:07,501
‎唱吧

244
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:25,584
‎聲音很好聽呢

245
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:34,709
‎好帥哦!

246
00:19:44,668 --> 00:19:45,918
‎你好棒!

247
00:19:47,168 --> 00:19:48,459
‎帥慘了!

248
00:20:15,459 --> 00:20:18,626
‎接下來換我了

249
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:54,668
‎-聽說你中了樂透
‎-真的嗎?

250
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:55,584
‎中了三萬

251
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,459
‎要交換Line嗎?

252
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,084
‎按這裡

253
00:21:10,084 --> 00:21:11,043
‎誰的歌啊?

254
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:12,418
‎我也不知道

255
00:21:13,001 --> 00:21:14,751
‎像這樣...

256
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,168
‎是德永英明的歌!

257
00:21:18,168 --> 00:21:21,751
‎-看我宰了你!
‎-只會出一張嘴,白癡

258
00:21:22,834 --> 00:21:23,876
‎好了!

259
00:21:24,543 --> 00:21:25,543
‎冷靜點!

260
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:30,959
‎冷靜!

261
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:32,918
‎好像玩得很開心呢

262
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,168
‎對吧?

263
00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:41,293
‎繼續說啊,你這傢伙

264
00:21:42,334 --> 00:21:47,168
‎-閃開啦!
‎-再說啊

265
00:21:48,376 --> 00:21:49,251
‎閃邊啦

266
00:21:52,959 --> 00:21:53,834
‎可惡

267
00:22:11,001 --> 00:22:14,418
‎你該不會在找那個破箱子吧?

268
00:22:16,751 --> 00:22:17,709
‎怎麼了?

269
00:22:17,709 --> 00:22:20,668
‎我以為是垃圾就丟掉了

270
00:22:22,834 --> 00:22:24,334
‎辛苦了

271
00:22:24,959 --> 00:22:26,251
‎多謝

272
00:22:30,376 --> 00:22:31,876
‎操...

273
00:22:35,251 --> 00:22:37,459
‎他要去翻垃圾嗎?一定超臭

274
00:23:55,293 --> 00:23:56,793
‎好了,開始吧

275
00:24:05,001 --> 00:24:06,043
‎可以了!

276
00:24:48,543 --> 00:24:49,459
‎好

277
00:24:49,459 --> 00:24:50,418
‎-換我了
‎-選我

278
00:24:50,418 --> 00:24:56,209
‎選我...

279
00:24:58,126 --> 00:24:59,043
‎有膽別跑

280
00:25:00,418 --> 00:25:01,876
‎-什麼?
‎-猿河!

281
00:25:04,376 --> 00:25:05,293
‎讓他試試吧

282
00:25:08,584 --> 00:25:09,584
‎是

283
00:25:27,584 --> 00:25:28,418
‎喂

284
00:25:29,668 --> 00:25:30,543
‎放馬過來

285
00:25:32,043 --> 00:25:33,334
‎誰說你可以打我的?

286
00:25:52,376 --> 00:25:53,209
‎來啊!

287
00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:05,418
‎有膽別跑,臭小子!

288
00:26:32,334 --> 00:26:35,959
‎去死吧,肥豬!

289
00:26:36,834 --> 00:26:37,834
‎好耶!

290
00:26:40,543 --> 00:26:41,626
‎可惡!

291
00:26:41,626 --> 00:26:43,626
- ‎No!
- Fuck!

292
00:26:53,501 --> 00:26:55,834
‎-選我
‎-換我了

293
00:27:00,376 --> 00:27:01,584
‎你四股踏做得還不夠

294
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:32,918
‎幹嘛?

295
00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:34,793
‎沒事

296
00:27:36,918 --> 00:27:41,084
‎剛剛真的太可惜了

297
00:27:45,543 --> 00:27:47,126
‎下次一定要贏啊

298
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:51,043
‎請務必擊敗那個混蛋

299
00:27:55,126 --> 00:27:56,251
‎妳是笨蛋嗎?

300
00:27:57,501 --> 00:27:58,334
‎什麼?

301
00:27:58,834 --> 00:28:00,668
‎我練相撲可不是為了妳

302
00:28:02,918 --> 00:28:04,209
‎我不是那個意思

303
00:28:07,209 --> 00:28:09,459
‎像妳這樣的愛哭鬼懂什麼?

304
00:28:14,668 --> 00:28:15,501
‎那你呢?

305
00:28:16,168 --> 00:28:18,334
‎只會出一張嘴,根本不會相撲

306
00:28:22,376 --> 00:28:24,293
‎不懂就閉嘴,笨蛋!

307
00:28:25,126 --> 00:28:26,834
‎笨蛋不應該叫別人笨蛋,笨蛋!

308
00:28:27,709 --> 00:28:31,293
‎叫笨蛋“笨蛋”有何不可?

309
00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:32,209
‎妳這個笨蛋!

310
00:28:32,209 --> 00:28:36,001
‎被一個笨蛋叫笨蛋讓我很火,笨蛋!

311
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:46,959
‎幹嘛?

312
00:28:48,834 --> 00:28:50,834
‎妳真好笑

313
00:28:52,168 --> 00:28:54,543
‎一個好笑的笨蛋

314
00:28:56,834 --> 00:28:58,459
‎吵死了!笨蛋!

315
00:29:06,793 --> 00:29:07,793
‎你有新訊息

316
00:29:10,959 --> 00:29:14,043
‎(七海:要不要一起出去玩?)

317
00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:21,084
‎(雷門)

318
00:29:23,918 --> 00:29:26,918
‎-是相撲力士!
‎-相撲力士!

319
00:29:26,918 --> 00:29:28,626
‎找他拍張合照吧

320
00:29:29,626 --> 00:29:32,209
‎-拍張照吧
‎-第一天來張自拍

321
00:29:34,168 --> 00:29:35,251
‎太幸運了

322
00:29:37,418 --> 00:29:39,501
‎對,你來拍

323
00:29:40,168 --> 00:29:42,043
‎很好,笑一個

324
00:29:43,543 --> 00:29:45,418
‎他在幹嘛?

325
00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:46,584
‎天啊...

326
00:29:46,584 --> 00:29:49,876
‎-瘋子,我們走吧!
‎-太誇張了

327
00:29:49,876 --> 00:29:51,043
‎你把它弄壞了

328
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:55,084
‎久等了!

329
00:29:58,251 --> 00:29:59,876
‎抱歉我來晚了

330
00:30:08,959 --> 00:30:11,209
‎來買些紀念品吧

331
00:30:11,209 --> 00:30:12,126
‎很不錯

332
00:30:12,126 --> 00:30:13,043
‎不錯吧?

333
00:30:16,001 --> 00:30:19,168
‎筆...這個也不錯

334
00:30:21,084 --> 00:30:22,376
‎好可愛啊!

335
00:30:23,334 --> 00:30:24,293
‎好耶!

336
00:30:24,293 --> 00:30:25,793
‎先把軟木塞放進去

337
00:30:25,793 --> 00:30:28,459
‎-瞄黑色那個嗎?
‎-對,上面那個

338
00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:30,376
‎瞄上面那個,對了

339
00:30:31,043 --> 00:30:33,668
‎-好了嗎?來囉
‎-妳要瞄準一點

340
00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:37,626
‎-近一點
‎-要發射囉

341
00:30:37,626 --> 00:30:39,043
‎太好了!成功了!

342
00:30:39,043 --> 00:30:41,418
‎-恭喜中獎!
‎-我真的打中了!

343
00:30:41,418 --> 00:30:44,418
‎-我居然打中了
‎-是啊

344
00:30:44,418 --> 00:30:46,043
‎這個?

345
00:30:46,043 --> 00:30:47,001
‎撈得起來嗎?

346
00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:49,793
‎弱爆了

347
00:30:49,793 --> 00:30:51,418
‎-讓我試試
‎-好

348
00:30:51,418 --> 00:30:53,876
‎要選哪一個呢...

349
00:30:54,668 --> 00:30:57,293
‎有了!這樣好像可以...

350
00:30:57,293 --> 00:30:59,626
‎什麼都沒撈到

351
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:00,876
‎妳做得很好

352
00:31:00,876 --> 00:31:03,793
‎-久等了
‎-謝謝,好好吃的樣子

353
00:31:07,959 --> 00:31:08,959
‎真好吃!

354
00:31:21,959 --> 00:31:23,251
‎好可怕!

355
00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:35,126
‎好好吃哦!

356
00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:36,293
‎要吃嗎?

357
00:31:51,209 --> 00:31:52,126
‎好吃嗎?

358
00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:53,209
‎很好吃吧?

359
00:31:55,459 --> 00:31:56,293
‎好甜

360
00:31:56,918 --> 00:32:00,126
‎我可以叫你小清清嗎?

361
00:32:00,709 --> 00:32:01,793
‎為什麼是“小清清”?

362
00:32:02,543 --> 00:32:06,626
‎你叫阿清吧?所以是小清清

363
00:32:30,501 --> 00:32:31,459
‎到囉

364
00:32:39,418 --> 00:32:40,334
‎我說你啊

365
00:32:41,876 --> 00:32:43,918
‎你很強嗎,小清清?

366
00:32:43,918 --> 00:32:46,084
‎拜託,我根本所向無敵

367
00:32:48,459 --> 00:32:51,209
‎太好了,我喜歡強壯的男人

368
00:32:52,168 --> 00:32:53,751
‎是嗎?

369
00:32:55,834 --> 00:32:58,001
‎我想要你的手印

370
00:32:58,001 --> 00:32:59,084
‎我的手印?

371
00:32:59,084 --> 00:33:02,168
‎相撲選手的手印啊

372
00:33:03,376 --> 00:33:06,084
‎我想成為第一個拿到你的手印的人

373
00:33:07,668 --> 00:33:09,293
‎但我沒有紙

374
00:33:19,793 --> 00:33:20,918
‎印在這裡吧

375
00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:27,626
‎好開心,我會永遠珍惜的

376
00:34:08,668 --> 00:34:09,543
‎什麼事啊?

377
00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:17,251
‎喂?

378
00:34:20,334 --> 00:34:21,709
‎承蒙您關照了

379
00:34:25,626 --> 00:34:26,501
‎什麼?

380
00:34:38,584 --> 00:34:39,459
‎小瀨

381
00:34:41,459 --> 00:34:42,376
‎小瀨

382
00:34:45,834 --> 00:34:46,751
‎老闆娘

383
00:34:48,668 --> 00:34:49,501
‎怎麼了?

384
00:34:50,376 --> 00:34:51,668
‎保持冷靜,聽我說

385
00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:03,584
‎喂

386
00:35:07,918 --> 00:35:08,793
‎我在叫你啊

387
00:35:12,709 --> 00:35:14,834
‎你來啦

388
00:35:18,209 --> 00:35:20,376
‎頭髮這麼長啦

389
00:35:23,543 --> 00:35:24,876
‎怎麼會這樣?

390
00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:27,043
‎肇事逃逸

391
00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:30,793
‎他在指揮交通,一輛車直接撞上他

392
00:35:31,793 --> 00:35:33,668
‎這傢伙運氣真差

393
00:35:35,001 --> 00:35:38,793
‎我說你啊,運氣真差

394
00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:42,251
‎醫生說他也可能再也動不了了

395
00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:44,376
‎傷到脊椎

396
00:35:45,084 --> 00:35:47,293
‎聽到了沒有?

397
00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:50,126
‎這是報應

398
00:35:50,126 --> 00:35:52,918
‎他因為給我們添麻煩得到報應了

399
00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,626
‎死了還比較好

400
00:35:57,126 --> 00:35:59,918
‎這要花錢的啊!

401
00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:02,626
‎這樣賴活著也是要花錢的

402
00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:05,918
‎你為什麼不乾脆死掉算了?

403
00:36:10,709 --> 00:36:12,334
‎我一毛錢都不會付

404
00:36:12,334 --> 00:36:13,418
‎他就交給你了

405
00:36:15,459 --> 00:36:18,126
‎靠相撲賺點錢吧

406
00:36:52,584 --> 00:36:57,584
‎(小瀨壽司)

407
00:37:38,251 --> 00:37:39,251
‎溫度計拿掉囉

408
00:37:41,709 --> 00:37:43,626
‎體溫36.2度

409
00:37:46,834 --> 00:37:49,626
‎再不快醒來櫻花就要謝囉

410
00:38:48,751 --> 00:38:51,334
‎靠相撲賺點錢吧

411
00:39:43,251 --> 00:39:44,584
‎你四股踏做得還不夠

412
00:39:48,334 --> 00:39:50,501
‎四股踏給我踏起來!

413
00:39:52,043 --> 00:39:54,834
‎做四股踏對推擊很有幫助

414
00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:32,376
‎(所有角色、地名
‎以及組織名稱皆為虛構)

415
00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:35,959
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