Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta!
[announcer] Ryusakae crumbles with just one hit.
With seven victories, Enno has won the Sandanme division.
[referee] Enno!
[announcer] He's achieved 21 consecutive victories
starting from his debut.
- [indistinct chatter] - [fan] Hurry up and get off!
[man speaking indistinctly]
ENNO
[Tokitsu] You've just won 21 consecutive bouts. Congrats.
[Enno breathing heavily]
That's no reason to celebrate.
Oh? Why not?
It's like beating up little elementary school children.
I'm a man who'll reach Yokozuna one day.
So you better watch out.
I'm gonna break sumo!
[Enno yells]
[Kunishima chuckles]
That dummy.
[keyboard clacking]
[Kunishima inhales]
[clears throat]
- [gentle music playing] - Hmm.
ENNO STEADILY ADVANCES.
HIS APPEARANCE, ATTITUDE, AND SUMO TECHNIQUES ARE TRULY HORRID.
I HATE HOW AWFULLY TALENTED HE IS.
[exhales]
BUT WHY DO I FEEL...
DRAWN TO HIM?
[Kunishima groans]
[clicks tongue]
[opening theme music playing]
[in Japanese] ♪ In the dohyo... ♪
SANCTUARY
MAKUSHITA: ENYA, ENKU, ENNO
[Takahashi and Enga grunting]
- [Engaku in English] Me next! - [Ishihara] Choose me!
Takahashi, 500 shiko.
Yes, sir.
[loud slaps]
[Ensho sighs]
[Enga] All right.
[sand shuffling]
[Shimizu exhales]
[Enno yawns]
[Ishihara and Enga grunting]
[Ishihara breathing heavily]
Hey!
Get in.
I can't. My legs hurt. Sorry.
[Enga] Huh? Hurry up and get in, idiot!
Well, I wouldn't want to and end up like a certain someone.
Sorry.
[Enya sighs]
[tense music playing]
You little...
Wait, aren't you in the Sandanme?
I'm in...
Makushita.
MAKUSHITA: ENNO SANDANME: ENGA
Hey, use your brain.
That's how I won 21 times in a row.
It's pointless if you don't win, right, Oyakata?
- How dare you look down on me? - [Enya] Enga!
- Enough. - [Enno] Hey.
I'll make you my attendant once I reach Juryo.
Look forward to it.
Maybe...
you'll wipe me.
[Enga breathing shakily]
[Enga inhales]
[Ensho groans]
[birds chirping]
[Takahashi] Excuse me.
[bottle squelches]
[wrestlers slurping]
Whoo!
Oh! [chuckles]
Seriously?
Holy shit!
Hey, you shouldn't have said that.
Huh?
I don't have to listen to someone who quit sumo.
Besides, you saw me moving up a rank. That puts me way above you.
Yeah?
I'm gonna be a Yokozuna one day too.
Get it?
You better watch your mouth.
Understand?
[Enno exhales]
[man 1] They'll entertain guests with mahjong.
[man 2] Entertain them, huh?
[man 1] I don't bother with that stuff.
- That's fine. - Yeah. [chuckles]
Wow, seriously?
[man 2] Oh, did you hear?
Shintani from the political news department
is getting promoted to the top with the next reshuffling.
- [man 1] Really? - [man 2] Yeah.
CHANKO IZAKAYA TEPPO
[grill sizzling]
Be careful. It's hot.
[Ogawa sips]
Here.
[Ensho sighs]
That kid is so damn cocky.
- Enno? - [Ensho groans]
But he's backing it up with results.
The kid is good.
- Didn't you expect this? - I wasn't expecting him to be this dumb.
[Ogawa chuckles]
But, you know...
It's Enya I'm worried about.
He finally returned to Juryo,
but hurt his knee right away and got sent back down a division.
[doctor] Hmm.
The only way it'll heal is if you undergo surgery.
[inhales]
If you do that, you won't be able to do sumo anymore.
[pensive music playing]
I wish there was a way for him to continue sumo.
[man] Oh yes. This oxtail is wonderful.
[indistinct chatter]
[children chattering indistinctly]
[boy 1] Come on!
Nice! Okay.
- [boy 2] Here. - [boy 1] Pass.
[exhales] Hayato, pass!
[woman exhales]
- Welcome home. - [Enya] Huh.
- You're early. - [Enya] Huh.
- Dinner will be ready soon. - [Enya] Huh.
[woman exhales]
Yuwa! Your dad is home!
Hi, Dad!
[Yuwa groans]
Ah, close!
[chuckles] All right!
Enno!
- Good luck! - Thank you!
If you have time to play around, go do your keiko.
Shut up!
[girl 1] Wait, let us take a picture!
- [girl 2] It's Enno! - [girl 1] So cool!
Your sumo is so very shameful.
What did you just say to me?
Why don't you try, old geezer?
I'll beat you up, you stupid old man!
[sucks teeth]
Yeah, all right!
[Enno breathing shakily]
Can we?
[Nanami chuckles]
Not yet!
[Enno exhales] C... Come on!
[Nanami chuckles]
I said, "No."
[woman] And I received a ginkgo nut today.
[chuckles] It's for good luck.
Yuwa likes them, so he got a lot.
[exhales]
[chuckles]
[Enya inhales] Can I have some sake?
But you... you have a tournament.
[Enya inhales]
Yep.
Not anymore. [inhales]
[exhales]
I feel far more relieved now. [exhales]
[woman exhales]
[woman breathes deeply]
[woman exhales]
[glass thuds on table]
[sake pouring]
I'm proud of you...
for everything you've done over the years.
[Enya sips]
[Enya] Hmm.
[Enya exhales]
[phone chimes]
What the hell is this?
- [Nanami] What is it? - [Enno sighs]
IDIOTS LIKE ENNO KILL SUMO.
Asshole!
Come on.
- Don't worry about it so much, okay? - [Enno sucks teeth]
Let's have some drinks.
I'll go get the club soda.
[Enno] Wait.
[Enno exhales]
Here, use this.
And keep the change.
[Nanami chuckles]
You seem to be doing so well.
Why's that?
[chuckles] No reason.
Thanks, Enno.
I'll be back soon.
[phone chimes]
[Enno exhales]
[door opens, shuts]
GET LOST. YOU'RE THE EPITOME OF STUPIDITY. DIE...
SERIOUSLY, DIE... YOU'RE A NOBODY YOU'RE SO COCKY, ENNO.
[dramatic music playing]
Damn it!
[sighs]
ENNO FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE, UGLY GORILLA. FUCK YOU.
[Enku breathing heavily]
[toilet flushing]
[Enno breathing shakily]
[Enno exhales]
[Enno continues breathing shakily]
[breathing heavily, grunting]
[continues breathing heavily]
NANA KOGA
[phone ringing]
[Enno exhales]
Yeah?
[man on phone] Enno?
It's Murata! [chuckles]
Want to come out for some drinks?
There's something I want to talk to you about.
[upbeat music playing]
[Nanami] Isn't this amazing?
Yeah.
[Murata] Pour the drinks for us.
[man] Yes, sir.
Champagne anyone?
- [chuckles] Please. - [Murata] Here you go.
- [man] Here you are. - [Murata] Here.
- [Nanami] Thank you. - Sure thing.
- One more. - Yes, sir.
[Nanami chuckles]
[man] Here you are.
Enno, here.
Uh, so, I wanted to talk to you.
I'm thinking about becoming your patron.
What do you think?
Are you serious?
I mean, it's pretty cool backing a sumo.
I'd just provide you money sometimes.
Well...
No?
- All right. - Then it's decided.
I'll support you.
- [girl 1] Oh my God, he's here! - [girl 2] Hello!
[girl 3] Hey, it's this way!
[Enno sucks teeth, exhales]
[excited chatter]
[Murata] Hey, you girls are late!
[girls clamoring]
- [Murata] A real sumo wrestler. - [girl 4] Oh my God, he's here!
- [girl 6] Oh my goodness! - [girl 7] You are so cute!
[clamoring continues]
Hey, Enno. Enno!
Let's go. Show them what you're made of! [chuckles]
You want to see, right? You want to see? You want?
Come on. Show them what it takes to be a sumo.
- [girl 8] Come on! - [girl 9] Eat up!
- [girl 10] There you go!
[girl 3] Do it!
- [girl 5] Oh! - [girl 4] Really?
- [girl 8] Oh! - [Enno inhales deeply]
- [Enno munching] - [girls cheering, laughing]
[Murata] Yeah! Yeah! Oh, nice!
[all continue cheering]
Here's your tip!
- [girls continue cheering] - Whoo!
[Murata] Let's get drunk tonight!
- [Enno] Yeah! - [all continue cheering]
You'll feel like you're riding on a horse across the prairie land. It's amazing!
JAPAN TV SHOPPING
RODEO MACHINE 19,800 YEN
- It's really like a horse. - [crunching]
I feel it working the muscles in my stomach,
my back, and my inner thighs.
I could even do this while watching TV.
It's too erotic.
[Enya] Excuse me.
[Ensho] Yeah? What is it?
[Enya] Thank you for your hard work.
Oyakata.
[Enya inhales]
We should talk. [exhales]
[woman on TV] It's incredible! It works!
[Ensho] Are you sure?
[Enya] Yes.
[Ensho] I see.
[Enku exhales shakily]
[Ensho] I understand.
[gentle music playing]
[Enno vomits]
- Hey, hey. - [Enno grunts]
Are you all right, Enno?
- [Enno groans] - [Nanami sighs]
[Enno spits, groans]
I'll go buy some water.
- [Enno spits] - [Nanami sighs]
[Enno groans]
[grunts]
[moaning]
[breathing heavily]
Retire?
[Ensho sucks teeth]
[Ensho] Yeah.
Have you told anyone?
[Ensho exhales]
He doesn't want me to.
How will he feel getting into the dohyo?
[Ensho exhales]
[exhales]
[keys clacking]
A TENACIOUS MAN, ENYA. WINNING, FALLING, AND RISING UP AGAIN.
- [Kunishima sighs] - [man 1] Did you hear?
Shintani from the political news department
is getting promoted to the top at the next reshuffling.
[man 2] What? Really?
[man 1] Yeah, his wife is the daughter of an executive.
- [man 2] Seriously? - [man 1] It's set in stone.
[Kunishima sighs]
[can opens]
[gulping]
[Kunishima breathes deeply]
- [wrestlers grunt] - [loud thud]
- [wrestler 1 breathing heavily] - [Enya exhales]
[Enno yawns] Ah...
Come here.
[Enga] Yes, sir. [exhales deeply]
[both grunting]
Me next!
[Enya breathing heavily]
Ugh, really? Not now. I drank too much sake.
Get in!
[Enno exhales]
[Enno sucks teeth]
- [loud thud] - [Enno yells]
Me next! Me next! Me! Me next!
Me next!
- Me next! - Again!
[Enno breathing heavily]
ENSHO STABLE
[Enya inhales]
[exhales]
[groans]
[exhales]
Thanks for your hard work.
[Enya exhales]
[both grunting]
[Enku exhales]
[both continue grunting]
[Enku exhales]
[Enku breathing heavily]
[both breathing heavily]
[exhales, continues breathing heavily]
Why'd you go and choose Enno?
[Enya breathing heavily]
[Enku continues breathing heavily]
I wanted...
to be just like you.
That's why I got into sumo and pushed myself.
I wanted to be your successor.
I wanted your acceptance!
But still...
Enno was your real choice!
Why'd you choose him over me?
[Enku continues breathing heavily]
[Enya sighs]
Because he is better.
[Enku continues breathing heavily]
Simple as that.
By the way...
what you're doing is wrong.
If something's on your mind...
express it in the dohyo.
[Enku breathing shakily]
ENNO FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU DIE, UGLY GORILLA.
[high-pitched ringing]
[Enku sobbing]
[whimpers]
[continues sobbing]
[dramatic music playing]
[umpire 1 clears throat]
[referee 1] The meeting to decide the Makushita division bouts
will begin now.
[all] Understood.
[referee 1] Kentsukasa.
- [umpire 1] Shishinobori. - [indistinct mumbles]
[referee 1 in Japanese] Kentsukasa versus Shishinobori.
- [referee 2 in English] Yes. - Hanesiro.
HANESIRO
[umpire 1] Momokaizan.
MOMOKAIZAN
[all] Agree.
- [umpire 1] Momokaizan. - [all] Agree.
- [man 1] Hmm. - [referee 1] Enya.
The first day we will put Enya up against Sanja of the Jakuzure Stable.
- [all] Agree. - [Inushima] No.
Enya will go...
right here.
[dramatic music playing]
SHIZUUCHI
[pensive music playing]
- [usher 1] Thank you. - [indistinct chatter]
[Enya and Engaku grunting]
[Enya] Again!
[Engaku breathing heavily] Yes.
SHIZUUCHI
[Engaku continues breathing heavily]
[Ensho sighs]
[Engaku exhales]
[both grunting]
- No good. - Sir.
Hey!
[Enno sucks teeth] Mother...
[both grunting]
[Enno grunts]
What kind of sumo is that?
[Enno] Shit! [exhales]
[Enno exhales]
[both grunting]
[Enno grunts]
[Enya yells]
[Enno breathing heavily]
Hey, why are you so worked up?
It's just sumo.
Huh?
What did you say to me? Huh?
[Enno] Afraid of Shizuuchi, huh?
[dramatic music playing]
[both grunting]
[Enya groans]
- [both grunt] - [Enya yelling]
- [Enku] Are you all right? - [Enga] Are you okay?
[Enya continues yelling]
[Ensho] Shimizu, get the car! We're going to the hospital.
[Shimizu] Yes, sir.
- [Takahashi] Ready? - [Enga] Together!
- [Enya groans] - [Ensho] Slowly. Easy.
Yes. Okay, you're good.
- [Enya grunting] - [car door opens]
[Ishihara] Sorry to keep you waiting. Excuse me.
Hey. [breathing heavily]
Oze.
[Enya exhales]
This isn't on you.
[continues breathing heavily]
[car door slides shut]
[Enno] It wasn't my fault.
Hey, he even said that it wasn't on me before he left.
Right? He said it, right?
Huh?
What's with those faces?
- It wasn't my fault. - Ah! Damn you!
[Enno grunts, groans]
It's all your fault!
It's your fault!
[both yelling, grunting]
It's all... It's all...
[yells] ...your fault!
[both continue yelling]
- Your... - [both continue grunting]
[Enku yells]
[Enno yells, groans]
It's your fault!
Ah!
It's your fault!
- [Enno] Stop it! - [both continue grunting]
[doctor sighs]
[Enya exhales]
[Enya breathes deeply]
Hey, doc.
Give me something...
to stop the pain, please.
[inhales] Everything you have.
How can you ask me to do that?
Doc, please.
Doc, please!
It's my last chance!
[somber music playing]
Please let me compete.
[sobs]
Let me get in the dohyo.
Please! I beg you!
Please...
[Enya sobbing]
Please...
Please.
Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!
[in Japanese] Match over.
- [scattered clapping] - [Tokitsu sighs]
ENYA, SHIZUUCHI
[Tokitsu in English] So he's not withdrawing from the bout.
[announcer] In the dohyo is Iwaseyama of the Iwanoumi Stable
and Torahira of the Koku Stable.
[indistinct chatter]
Iwaseyama, who has a background in student sumo,
excels in pushing techniques.
[Enya exhales]
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
[Enya sighs]
[indistinct chatter continues]
[announcer] Time is up.
[wrestler sucks teeth]
[usher in Japanese] ♪ East Side! ♪
♪ Enno ♪
[umpire in English] That's you.
- Hakkeyoi! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! - [wrestlers grunting]
- Huh? - [referee] Enno!
[scattered applause]
- [announcer] Enno wins by tsuki-otoshi. - What exactly are you doing?
[gentle music playing]
[usher in Japanese] ♪ East Side! ♪
♪ Kinkaicho! ♪
♪ West Side! ♪
♪ Sennotuki ♪
[Enya exhales]
[dramatic music playing]
♪ East Side! ♪
♪ Enya! ♪
♪ West Side! ♪
♪ Shizuuchi! ♪
[fan 1 in English] You got this!
MAKUSHITA, SHIZUUCHI, KOKU STABLE MAKUSHITA, ENYA, ENSHO STABLE
[in Japanese] Enya versus Shizuuchi!
[wrestlers slap]
- [Umayama in English] Excuse me. - Oh.
- Hey. Have a seat. - [Umayama breathing heavily]
Why are you breathing so hard?
You really should lose some weight.
Okay.
[announcer] On the other hand,
Enya has made a comeback to the Juryo division
in the previous tournament after sitting out for a while.
[referee in Japanese] Take your positions!
[Ensho sighs]
[in English] Don't look away.
Never forget this.
[referee in Japanese] It's time. No false starts!
[Enya grunts]
[announcer in English] The match will begin.
Hakkeyoi!
- Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! - [wrestlers grunting]
Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta!
- Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! Nokotta! - [both continue grunting]
[Enya grunts, groans]
[both laughing]
[Enya groans]
[grunting]
- What a nice last bout. [chuckles] - [announcer] Is Enya all right?
He's unable to stand.
Who's up next?
[commentator] This is worrisome.
[announcer] He may have injured his right knee again,
which has caused him problems before.
[Enya grunts]
[Enya groaning]
- [Enya exhales] - [fan 2] Come on, Enya!
- We love you, man! - [fan 3] Nice fight, Enya!
- [scattered applause] - [fan 4] Enya, it's okay! Keep going!
[referee] Shizuuchi!
- [scattered applause] - [announcer] Shizuuchi wins by sukui-nage.
[pensive music playing]
[usher in Japanese] ♪ East Side! ♪
- [fan 5 in English] Enya! - [fan 6] Enya!
You're still the best!
[announcer] Enya, who has lost,
- bows to the dohyo. - [woman clapping]
He leaves slowly, trying not to worsen the condition of his right knee.
That sumo was certainly worth seeing, don't you think, Oyakata?
[commentator] That was great sumo.
As a former Komusubi, he showed great vigor.
- Shit! [inhales] - [usher in Japanese] ♪ West Side! ♪
[Tokitsu groans]
[Enya breathing heavily]
[Enya in English] I'm fine.
He's a monster.
[continues breathing heavily]
[referee in Japanese] Rouko versus Ryusakae!
[Enya continues breathing heavily]
[Enya exhales, groans]
[continues breathing heavily]
[Enya grunts]
[Enya exhales]
[lighter clicking]
[Enno sighs]
[lighter continues clicking]
[grunts]
[sighs]
[Kunishima in English] That's called littering.
[Kunishima sips]
[Kunishima exhales]
Why the look?
[gentle music playing]
Huh?
So lame.
I thought you were going to break the sumo world.
You lied.
[sucks teeth, sighs] Are you going to let this stop you?
You're a man.
Stick to your damn word.
Hey, shut up, woman.
[chopsticks clatter]
Then don't make a woman have to say that to you, stupid man!
- [man 1 chuckles] That's crazy. - [man 2] What?
[men laughing]
Hey! You're that sumo.
The problem child.
- Wow! It is you. - [man 3] Huh?
What are you doing here with that pretty girl?
- Are you two going at it after this? - [men laughing]
You should practice like this... dosukoi... dosukoi--
- [man 1] Oh! That's cold! - [man 2 coughs]
[men grunting]
[grunts] What the hell was that? Huh?
- [recorder chimes] - [man 2 exhales]
- Hey. - Huh?
I'm going to post this online.
- Huh? - [man 2 chuckles]
If you don't want me to, then get lost!
- [man 3] What does he think he's doing? - [Kunishima grunts]
[man 2] Let's go. Come on.
- Let's go home. Come on. - [indistinct chatter]
- Let's get out of here. - [indistinct chatter]
[Kunishima grunts]
[Kunishima sighs]
[gentle music continues]
[Kunishima sighs]
You're so lame.
[table thuds]
I'm not writing an article for you to fucking look like this in front of me!
Take responsibility for what I've written so far.
[inhales] Ugh.
[groans]
[sucks teeth] Aren't you a man?
Do better.
[Enno sighs]
[Ensho] Oh.
- Where were you? - [Enno exhales]
Forget it.
Come.
[Enno] Punch me.
Huh?
[Enno breathes deeply]
Aren't you fucking pissed at me? Punch me, dammit!
[Ensho scoffs]
Why? To make yourself feel better?
[Ensho scoffs]
NATIONAL ARENA
[Ensho sighs]
Inushima! That bastard!
[door hinge creaks]
[shower water trickling]
[Takahashi] Here, it's here. This one, this one!
[Takahashi laughing]
- [Enga] Oh, totally. - [Takahashi] It certainly is.
- Wish I could see it live. - [Enga] Yeah.
[Takahashi] Hey, he's coming.
[Enga continues laughing]
- I feel bad for you. - [men chuckle]
Hey, good job up until now.
KOKU STABLE
[suspenseful music playing]
[man] Excuse me.
Excuse me!
[man panting]
You're Shizuuchi, right?
[continues panting]
Could you give me a little of your time?
[man exhales]
I wanted to ask you about your mom.
DID BOY X KILL HIS MOTHER AND BROTHER?
That young boy is you, right?
[chuckles]
I also visited the shrine.
I went and talked to the chief priest,
but he said he didn't know anything.
Didn't you kill the two of 'em right here? Correct?
Your mother and baby brother.
It's not like I want to tell the public about what happened.
I have a favor.
Just a simple favor.
You've got a match coming up tomorrow with Enno.
You should... just lose for me.
- [lighter clicks] - [Enno inhales]
[footsteps approaching]
[Shimizu] Can't sleep?
I just need a smoke.
[bench thuds]
What is it?
I may never be able to stand in the dohyo...
but you sure can.
[gentle music playing]
[Enno sucks teeth]
[inhales, exhales]
You suck at it.
This is how you do shiko.
[Shimizu in Japanese] ♪ East Side! ♪
♪ Enno! ♪
[in English] Why are you so childish?
[Shimizu chuckles]
Yeah.
- Maybe. - [both chuckle]
- Drama queen. - [Shimizu chuckles]
[Enno exhales]
Where is my intro?
[Shimizu chuckles]
Oh. [continues chuckling]
[exhales]
[in Japanese] ♪ East Side! ♪
♪ Enno! ♪
[wrestlers grunting]
[announcer speaking indistinctly]
[indistinct chatter, laughter]
[wrestler groans]
[announcer in English] Takishishi's second win in a row.
- [indistinct chatter continues] - [grunting continues]
Come on!
[wrestlers grunt]
[wrestlers chuckle]
[announcer] Takishishi wins by yorikiri.
At first, it seemed as if Okuma had made the step forward.
- [Enno exhales] - [Engaku exhales]
[both grunt]
- [Enno grunts] - Okay, one more!
All right, okay!
[Enno] Hey, Two-face!
Watch yourself.
[tense music playing]
ENNO, SHIZUUCHI
[usher in Japanese] ♪ East Side! ♪
[Kunishima sighs deeply]
♪ Shikafune! ♪
♪ West Side! ♪
♪ Takaogawa! ♪
[tense music continues]
[music building]
[Ensho sighs]
[in English] Go and win, idiot.
- [referee in Japanese] Shikafune versus... - [man clicks tongue]
♪ Takaogawa! ♪
- [Umayama in English] Coming in. - Come on, come on! Sit!
Why are you always so late coming in?
Hurry and sit down. Stop breathing like that.
[announcer] ...are two wrestlers with winning streaks eager for battle.
Shizuuchi with 29 wins, and Enno with 22 wins
wait for the time to come.
[in Japanese] ♪ East Side! ♪
♪ Enno! ♪
♪ West Side! ♪
[Tokitsu sighs]
♪ Shizuuchi! ♪
[Enga and Takahashi laughing]
[dramatic music playing]
[usher in Japanese] Enno versus...
Shizuuchi!
It's time. No false starts!
[Enno sucks teeth, exhales]
[tense music playing]
[in English] You should... just lose for me.
[tense music continues]
[music building]
Hakkeyoi!
[music halts abruptly]
[closing theme music playing]
ALL CHARACTERS, PLACES, AND ORGANIZATIONS ARE FICTITIOUS
[music fades]