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I want to thank
for your patience,
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your servility,
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your...
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donations.
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Tonight marks the end
of a long, hard yesterday,
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and the dawn
of a glorious new tomorrow!
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It's time.
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Uh, I think we need
to pause right here and um,
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just think about all of this.
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Um...
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Yeah, just, uh,
just think and uh...
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just, uh...
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Surprise fuckers!
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I'm sorry. Who are you?
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I'm Dale Domazar, Cult Buster
and expert day programmer.
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And this cult is busted.
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Previously on Cult Buster,
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expert gumshoe,
Dale Domazar, has closed in
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on a sinister death cult
known as The Lost Ones.
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I'm Dale Domazar,
the one true Cult Buster,
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here to remind you that America
is constantly shitting out
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new cults by absorbing
debris of the old ones.
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Jonestown, Heaven's Gate,
The Branch Davidian
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all give rise to new ones
like QAnon, NXIVM, CrossFit,
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and now the Lost Ones, yeah.
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We've pinpointed their camp,
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just outside
Fairfax, Saskatchewan,
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and we've secretly installed
five hidden cameras
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throughout the compound.
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They're a blood-thirsty
collective of dead enders
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and true believers.
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Their leader,
a charlatan par excellence,
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calls himself
Theoren the Shepherd.
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This is fundamental.
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A personality cult.
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The minions worship the leader
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and exalt him
to godlike status.
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That's fanaticism.
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Go, go, go.
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I managed to extract
a Lost Ones defector
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and escort them to safety.
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We're in the clear.
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Now, we do a delicate
brain scrub for intel
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on their master plan.
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You're in a safe space
here with ol' double D.
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Now, tell me everything
I need to know
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about the Lost Ones!
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It's okay. You're safe.
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They controlled
every aspect of our lives
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and they kept alluding
to a purification ceremony.
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These bastards
are up to something
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and it's time to go undercover.
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We now go live
to the season one finale.
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And this cult is busted!
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Who among our number
ordered a clown?
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There's no starship coming,
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but I'm here to help you
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and I can provide exit
counseling for small fee.
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Nice to meet you, Dale,
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but we're in
the middle of something.
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Everybody freeze. Now!
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Jesus!
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Awaken, my star seeds.
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Everybody, hold up.
Stay where you are.
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This idiot pretender
has poisoned
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our purification ceremony.
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I've alerted the authorities,
and they are very close.
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When we made our vows,
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you took an oath in the event
that we were.
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I now enact the unmask protocol!
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I will shoot you.
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End my suffering.
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Okay, well then,
I-- I don't know.
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I'll, uh, I'll shoot
your fucking knees off.
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You really haven't
thought this through, have you?
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One.
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- One.
- No.
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What are you doing?
Stop that. I'm counting.
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Two.
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No, no. I say two,
fucker! No, don't do that.
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Three.
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No.
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Don't! No!
No, don't do that.
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No, what are you doing?
Stop that.
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What are you fucking doing?
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Spit that out.
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Spit that out. No!
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Asshole!
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Uh, please!
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Dale, what the hell
happened here?
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Uh...
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the Lost Ones have been found.
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I'll be the first to admit
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that life isn't always
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an inspirational hand
stitched embroidery quote.
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It wasn't always this way.
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Things were looking up
when we moved Owen Sound.
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I found us
a beautiful three bedroom home
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in hopes that
our family would grow,
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just like our love
for each other had,
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but the universe
had other plans.
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Plans we're still
trying to navigate.
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Sure, there's a lot
less pressure on us now,
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but nonetheless, our marriage
started to feel off.
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Like an old recipe that
just doesn't taste the same.
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Not enough spice perhaps,
or maybe too much.
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If I don't like something,
I return it
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and I want my marriage to return
to how it was,
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before Brad went all loopy.
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The extreme hair loss,
selective hearing.
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Not to mention,
he almost bought a painting
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without consulting me
for the front foyer.
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Brad's even demoted himself
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at his investment
firm twice now
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just to relieve
some unnecessary stress.
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I'm really at
the end of my rope.
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I feel like I've done
everything to help him.
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It's amazing
I even got him here.
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But you know,
when it comes down to it,
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I really wanna do this for him.
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For me. For everyone.
For us. For me.
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Not to say we're not happy.
We're happy, right?
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The question was
actually for Brad.
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-Oh!
-Brad, what do you hope
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to get out of this place?
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I guess a sense of purpose.
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Beyond?
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It's okay.
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A honey do list.
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I think you're gonna
fit in perfectly here.
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Our resident
spiritual elder is none other
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than Master Jagori.
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He alchemized a safe space
for self-awareness,
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for transcendence,
specifically tailored for men
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like our Bradley here.
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A program called The Ascension.
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His teachings elevate oneself
to a higher frequency.
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Too often, we find ourselves
swimming up river.
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Well, here at Hope Acres,
we surrender to the current.
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It's a stream,
but of consciousness.
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Master Jagori can do
great things for you, Brad,
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but it depends on
how open you are to change.
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Are you ready
to join The Ascension?
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I really like it.
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I sure as hell don't buy
any of that witch-doctor jargon,
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but for you, it's perfect.
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They're gonna snap you
right out of this pity party
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you got going on. And it seems
like they have guys there
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who have it way worse than you,
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so it's gonna give you
some perspective.
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We'll just pay our way
out of the sadness
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and one day,
we can laugh about all this.
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Hey. Hey.
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Hey! Remember me?
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I'm Dale Domazar. Good old
double D, the Cult Buster guy.
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Do you need to wish a friend
a happy birthday?
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Do you need-- Fuck!
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Do you need to wish a friend
a happy birthday?
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Or maybe your child
needs a pep talk.
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Hell, I'll even
break up with your boyfriend
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on your behalf.
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I'm your guy.
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Just $20 for 60 seconds of me.
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And do you need
any manual labor done?
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Give me a shout
because this cult is bust--
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Brad?
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There you are.
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You started the car and
I didn't know where you went.
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You're gonna have to look
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at the return policy on
this thing.
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Adventure awaits.
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Can you believe it?
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Believe what?
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The McLaughlins, they went
with Cynthia. Cynthia Doyle.
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You physically took down
their Christmas lights.
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It was March.
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They were on vacation.
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I heard a rumor that
Cynthia Doyle has fibromyalgia,
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so I looked it up
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and all the symptoms
are exactly what I have.
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I have fibromyalgia.
She's copying me.
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She's obsessed with me!
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Can you turn on my karma app?
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Damn it, Brad! Come on!
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Let go today, Kallie.
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Your need for oversight burns
from the ashes of your fear.
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Let go and enjoy the ride.
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Oh, I think you're
really gonna be thanking me
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after this weekend.
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Right on time.
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I believe it was
the Chinese philosopher Lao Tzu
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who said
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Wow! Did you get that, Brad?
I don't think he's listening.
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A journey of a thousand miles
begins with one single step.
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Oh, can I use that?
I really like that.
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I work in real estate.
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I'd like to introduce you
to two of our finest members,
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Dalton and Luther.
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Both are expert healers
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and longtime students
of The Ascension.
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Gosh, that stinks.
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That's our traditional right
of acquaintance?
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Okay.
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Please.
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Uh! Oh, I did wanna
check his bag before he goes.
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He's arrived at a very special
time here at Hope Acres.
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Among those chosen
in the year zero.
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Okay. Well, can you make sure
he takes his pill?
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Sometimes, he forgets.
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He'll be taken care of here.
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Okay, honey. Uh, bye.
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Don't even think
about having dairy.
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I'm proud of you. I love you.
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Don't have too much fun
without me.
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All right.
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Bradley. Oh, perfect fit.
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Please, this way.
Don't be nervous.
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I was a patient like you,
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but then, soon after, my whole
life completely changed.
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Look, Dr. Pavy,
our resident medicine man.
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What a pleasure. And please,
Cormac is fine by me.
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Doctor,
Bradley's medical records.
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Ooh! How wonderful!
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I'll take a lookie-poo
through this today.
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May we ascend.
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Please, this way, Bradley.
There's so much to see.
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You know, Dr. Pavy, he healed
three slipped discs of mine.
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The man is a miracle worker.
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Oh, I'm sure you're gonna
make a ton of friends here,
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but let me show you around.
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Over here we have
our hall of nourishment.
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Over to the left,
we have our patient rec center.
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And behind that, we have
our very own indoor pool.
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But first,
let me show you our garden.
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Nature restores
the ascension process,
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so you'll be spending
much of your time outdoors
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to shed that protective armor
you have cladded to your soul.
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Come, I have more to show you.
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With the wisdom you'll
absorb within our gardens,
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you'll be able to live the rest
of your days in peace,
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as is our hope.
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You'll come to realize
your soul chose all of this
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before you even came here.
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How long do people
usually stay here?
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Until they remember
it's time to leave.
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Master Jagori, may we ascend.
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Welcome home, Brad the broken.
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It's vitamin C.
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May we ascend.
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May we ascend.
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You work hard for your money,
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you need a home that
represents your success.
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This elegant home
offers that lifestyle
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and like you,
is well maintained.
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Who has time to clean
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when you are busy
hosting dinner parties?
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Don't you want
your own in-island waterfall?
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So wet!
259
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:30,538
If you're like me, ladies,
you like 'em big.
260
00:19:30,672 --> 00:19:35,475
Big ceilings,
big windows, gorgeous views.
261
00:19:38,913 --> 00:19:42,249
This is
the paradise you deserve.
262
00:19:51,759 --> 00:19:55,429
So call Cynthia Doyle today
for your private viewing.
263
00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,466
Cynthia,
I don't know how you do it,
264
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,836
but this video
is gonna change real estate
265
00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:03,370
across Owen Sound.
266
00:20:03,504 --> 00:20:07,041
Well, yes. The internet
is our friend, Marcia.
267
00:20:07,175 --> 00:20:10,343
The more that we can captivate
an audience online,
268
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,146
the quicker our homes will sell.
269
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,649
Well, I have full faith that
you have a handle on it here.
270
00:20:14,782 --> 00:20:15,683
Thank you.
271
00:20:15,950 --> 00:20:18,619
Kallie?
Kallie, are-- are you okay?
272
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:22,123
Yep. I just brought
a snack for everyone.
273
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:24,025
They're my famous deviled eggs.
274
00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:25,960
It's a little hot in here, so...
275
00:20:27,195 --> 00:20:28,428
thought we could use a snack.
276
00:20:28,796 --> 00:20:31,398
What? Cynthia,
I'm-- I'm so sorry.
277
00:20:31,532 --> 00:20:33,167
No, it-- it-- it's fine.
You know what?
278
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:35,069
I'm suddenly really hungry.
Uh, I think it's near lunch.
279
00:20:35,203 --> 00:20:38,206
Good call.
Okay, folks, lunchtime.
280
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:40,575
Let's go get lunch, okay?
281
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,216
You stay there. We need to talk.
282
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:51,384
Okay, good. Because someone's
been stealing my lawn signs
283
00:20:51,519 --> 00:20:53,420
and I am not very
happy about it.
284
00:20:54,922 --> 00:20:57,390
Uh, excuse me.
This can't be here right now.
285
00:20:57,525 --> 00:20:58,860
We have an open house
on the street.
286
00:20:58,993 --> 00:21:00,661
Do you even have
a permit for this?
287
00:21:00,795 --> 00:21:02,496
Oh, my-- Can you please
get off our lawn?
288
00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:05,066
No. This needs
to be cleaned up now. No.
289
00:21:05,199 --> 00:21:06,868
What? I'm calling the police.
290
00:21:07,001 --> 00:21:10,337
Well, I'm gonna get my lawyer.
Are you filming me?
291
00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:13,340
They were violating
at least three bylaws.
292
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:14,542
No parents in sight!
293
00:21:14,675 --> 00:21:16,043
Mouths like a crew of pirates!
294
00:21:16,177 --> 00:21:17,344
That's enough.
295
00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:20,014
Kallie, the firm
cannot afford another one
296
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:21,549
of these ranting meltdowns.
297
00:21:21,682 --> 00:21:22,583
They were positioned
right down the street
298
00:21:22,717 --> 00:21:24,118
from my open house.
299
00:21:24,252 --> 00:21:25,753
What would
potential buyers think?
300
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:27,722
"Oh, great! Here's some kids,
begging for change
301
00:21:27,855 --> 00:21:29,824
-on the side of the road."
-They're kids for Christ's sake!
302
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:31,559
And as for those
other complaints,
303
00:21:31,692 --> 00:21:32,960
those charges were dropped
304
00:21:33,094 --> 00:21:34,762
and I had every right
to self-defense.
305
00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:36,329
This could cost you
your real estate license.
306
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,732
I can't have it!
307
00:21:37,865 --> 00:21:40,735
-I'm giving you one more chance.
-What?
308
00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:42,770
You can sell
the Victorian on the hill.
309
00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:44,337
Are you insane?
310
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,708
Now, I don't want to hear
one single complaint from you,
311
00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:51,979
from neighbors or anybody.
Is that clear?
312
00:21:52,113 --> 00:21:54,549
You are to sell that house
and prove to me
313
00:21:54,682 --> 00:21:56,117
that you can be
a responsible realtor.
314
00:22:01,589 --> 00:22:03,257
Sell the Victorian on the hill.
315
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,028
Sell the Victorian on the hill.
316
00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,696
-Kellie?
-Ah!
317
00:22:08,830 --> 00:22:11,464
Hey, doll. Hi. Yeah,
I-- I hope you're doing okay.
318
00:22:11,599 --> 00:22:13,768
Why? I'm fine. I'm always fine.
319
00:22:13,901 --> 00:22:15,903
I hope that
you're hanging in there.
320
00:22:16,037 --> 00:22:18,706
Oh yeah. No, honey.
I'm-- Yeah, I'm good.
321
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,875
I know-- I just-- I just know
things are tough right now.
322
00:22:21,008 --> 00:22:23,110
I heard about
Bradley being at Hope Acres.
323
00:22:23,244 --> 00:22:26,747
My Brad? No, he's doing great.
324
00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:30,551
Okay. Well, I-- It's just
I sponsor a few patients there.
325
00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:32,485
I could have swore
I saw him at my last visit.
326
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,655
Nope. No, he's at home.
He's doing good.
327
00:22:35,523 --> 00:22:37,725
Yeah.
You know what? Maybe I'm wrong.
328
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:39,293
Yeah. I must have got it wrong.
329
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:40,728
You do. You have it wrong.
330
00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:42,530
Oh, gosh!
I'm so-- I'm so relieved.
331
00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:43,664
You know, I thought
maybe there was, you know,
332
00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:45,398
something going on.
333
00:22:45,533 --> 00:22:47,001
Nope. We're good. I'm good.
334
00:22:47,134 --> 00:22:49,837
Brad's good
and we're stronger than ever.
335
00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:51,038
Good.
336
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:52,773
So, I hope that you get through
337
00:22:52,907 --> 00:22:54,709
what you're
going through as well.
338
00:22:54,842 --> 00:22:57,111
Okay, Kallie. You, uh, you
take care of yourself. Okay?
339
00:22:57,245 --> 00:22:58,679
We'll see you when we see ya.
340
00:23:07,788 --> 00:23:09,190
You like to work hard,
341
00:23:09,323 --> 00:23:12,059
so why not put some work
into this big classic.
342
00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:19,901
Relax in your
very own sitting room.
343
00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:23,938
Each of these doors
weigh 35 pounds.
344
00:23:24,071 --> 00:23:25,172
Solid wood.
345
00:23:29,877 --> 00:23:32,280
This opportunity
won't last long,
346
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:34,515
so call Kallie Jones today
347
00:23:34,649 --> 00:23:36,449
to book your
very private showing.
348
00:23:49,163 --> 00:23:50,698
Okay, Mr. Domazar,
349
00:23:50,831 --> 00:23:52,432
thank you for breaking
your silence with us today.
350
00:23:52,566 --> 00:23:55,536
Yeah, of course.
351
00:23:55,670 --> 00:23:57,738
Here we go.
352
00:23:57,872 --> 00:23:59,640
-Thank you.
-Hello, my loyal--
353
00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:01,609
Hey there. How's it going?
354
00:24:02,243 --> 00:24:04,979
No, this is the intro.
I'll introduce you.
355
00:24:06,414 --> 00:24:07,447
-Oh!
-It's okay.
356
00:24:07,581 --> 00:24:08,883
I'll just edit it out later.
357
00:24:09,016 --> 00:24:10,651
No, keep it.
358
00:24:10,785 --> 00:24:13,554
-What?
-I want this to be authentic.
359
00:24:14,088 --> 00:24:15,856
Whatever.
Let's just start again.
360
00:24:15,990 --> 00:24:18,159
Unsafe Sects.
361
00:24:20,594 --> 00:24:21,996
Hello, loyal zealots.
362
00:24:22,129 --> 00:24:23,731
Welcome to another episode
of Unsafe Sects.
363
00:24:23,864 --> 00:24:26,499
As always, I'm your ringleader,
Tessa Fantastic.
364
00:24:26,634 --> 00:24:28,502
We've got a big guest on today.
365
00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,237
For the past 15 years,
366
00:24:30,371 --> 00:24:32,540
he's been unmasking cults
and deprogramming fanatics.
367
00:24:32,673 --> 00:24:34,675
Welcome to the show,
Dale Domazar.
368
00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:36,711
Yeah. Rock on! Hey, everyone.
369
00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:39,479
Our listeners are very
familiar with your backstory:
370
00:24:39,613 --> 00:24:42,216
your show being canceled,
the lawsuits.
371
00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:43,784
We haven't heard from you
372
00:24:43,918 --> 00:24:45,853
in five years
since the Lost One's debacle.
373
00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:47,722
What made you decide
to break your silence now?
374
00:24:47,855 --> 00:24:51,491
Well, I've been, uh,
taking some time to myself.
375
00:24:52,259 --> 00:24:54,662
I've been doing a lot
of drinkin-- Thinking.
376
00:24:55,396 --> 00:24:58,632
A lot of thinking.
It's time to reenter the world.
377
00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,568
Get back to work.
378
00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:02,603
Oh, what kind of work
did you have in mind?
379
00:25:02,737 --> 00:25:04,138
Paid appearances,
380
00:25:04,271 --> 00:25:05,606
some light bounty hunting,
381
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:08,309
a little private
investigation on the side.
382
00:25:08,442 --> 00:25:09,944
It says here that you got
383
00:25:10,077 --> 00:25:11,645
your private investigator
license revoked when--
384
00:25:11,779 --> 00:25:13,214
Yeah, I'm appealing that.
385
00:25:13,347 --> 00:25:15,616
So, strictly speaking,
you're done with cults?
386
00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:19,653
Look, I know it sounds crazy.
387
00:25:19,787 --> 00:25:23,491
Re-launching, re-inventing,
388
00:25:23,624 --> 00:25:25,760
whatever the hell
you want to call it,
389
00:25:25,893 --> 00:25:28,095
my Cult Buster project.
390
00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:30,798
You really
think people will go for that?
391
00:25:30,931 --> 00:25:34,068
-Seriously?
-Yeah, of course they will.
392
00:25:34,201 --> 00:25:37,872
The cult world has evolved.
Cults are less of a threat now.
393
00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:40,975
Even cult experts are
more subtle and nuanced.
394
00:25:41,108 --> 00:25:42,543
At this point,
I think a new show
395
00:25:42,676 --> 00:25:44,278
would be very ill-advised.
396
00:25:44,412 --> 00:25:46,647
You've squeezed everything
you can from this character.
397
00:25:46,781 --> 00:25:48,282
Don't you think
it's time to just,
398
00:25:48,416 --> 00:25:50,017
you know, let it go?
399
00:25:52,286 --> 00:25:54,422
-Dale?
-Yeah.
400
00:25:54,555 --> 00:25:55,823
Okay. Next question.
401
00:25:55,956 --> 00:25:57,591
It was reported
that you went off script
402
00:25:57,725 --> 00:25:59,193
in the season finale,
403
00:25:59,326 --> 00:26:01,028
and that was what caused
the entire Lost One's cult
404
00:26:01,162 --> 00:26:02,963
to commit mass suicide,
when in fact,
405
00:26:03,097 --> 00:26:05,599
they had only been planning
a single human sacrifice.
406
00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:07,768
That cult was demonic!
407
00:26:07,902 --> 00:26:09,970
Maybe. But if it
weren't for the added theatrics
408
00:26:10,104 --> 00:26:11,872
of the show
and your decision making,
409
00:26:12,006 --> 00:26:13,707
then perhaps, the cult
could have lived long enough
410
00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:15,009
for the police to arrive.
411
00:26:38,632 --> 00:26:40,501
Today is a new day
412
00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:44,205
and you've woken up on
the right side of the bed.
413
00:26:44,338 --> 00:26:46,907
It's important
to let your guard down
414
00:26:47,041 --> 00:26:50,611
with any interactions
you may face today.
415
00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:52,213
You might meet someone
416
00:26:52,346 --> 00:26:55,716
you haven't seen
for a while or heard from.
417
00:26:55,850 --> 00:26:58,752
They might have surprising news.
418
00:26:58,886 --> 00:27:00,654
Be understanding.
419
00:27:20,207 --> 00:27:20,975
Fuck you!
420
00:27:21,108 --> 00:27:22,643
My weekend was great.
421
00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,278
It was really nice
to have some alone time,
422
00:27:24,411 --> 00:27:28,082
uh, just to have a glass
of wine, unwind, introspect.
423
00:27:30,317 --> 00:27:32,521
Okay, well, uh,
I guess we better be going.
424
00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:34,523
I'd like to go before
the grocery store closes.
425
00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:37,491
I found us a new vegan bone
marrow recipe we could try.
426
00:27:37,626 --> 00:27:39,426
- Actually, I...
- What?
427
00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:44,198
-I thought you called her.
-Who called me?
428
00:27:44,331 --> 00:27:47,001
Brad has requested an extension
and it's been approved.
429
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:48,936
No, we didn't.
I didn't approve anything.
430
00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:51,906
Technically,
your consent is not required.
431
00:27:52,039 --> 00:27:54,775
Master Jagori has waived
all the fees and expenses
432
00:27:54,909 --> 00:27:56,877
for Brother Bradley.
433
00:27:57,311 --> 00:28:00,181
Bradley has chosen to complete
his ascension journey.
434
00:28:00,447 --> 00:28:03,350
Okay,
well, the only journey
435
00:28:03,484 --> 00:28:07,421
my husband will be continuing
is the one back to our house
436
00:28:07,556 --> 00:28:09,990
where we live together, now.
437
00:28:10,559 --> 00:28:13,427
Brad! Are you rebuffing me?
438
00:28:13,562 --> 00:28:17,198
No. Yes. I-- I'd like to stay.
439
00:28:17,331 --> 00:28:19,066
Beautiful work, Brad.
440
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:20,234
Stunning.
441
00:28:21,335 --> 00:28:23,137
-We're leaving.
-Please respect my boundaries.
442
00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:26,373
Your boundaries? What the fuck
have they done to you?
443
00:28:26,508 --> 00:28:28,677
See, I don't feel like
I'm being heard right now.
444
00:28:28,809 --> 00:28:30,579
Enough of this.
Honey, I brought you here
445
00:28:30,711 --> 00:28:32,346
so that we can be happy,
446
00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:35,382
not so that you stay with these
fucking freaks in bathrobes.
447
00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:37,418
God damn it!
I'm calling the police.
448
00:28:37,552 --> 00:28:39,320
Mrs. Jones, the police
have already been notified.
449
00:28:39,453 --> 00:28:40,821
For what? What have I done?
450
00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:42,456
You're trespassing.
451
00:28:42,591 --> 00:28:44,458
-You're kidnapping!
-They're on their way now.
452
00:28:44,593 --> 00:28:46,760
They practically insisted
when they heard your name.
453
00:28:46,894 --> 00:28:48,362
What the fuck is wrong
with you people?
454
00:28:48,495 --> 00:28:50,197
What is this?
Some kind of cult?
455
00:28:50,331 --> 00:28:52,900
-This is a cult, isn't it?
-Ma'am, please ma'am.
456
00:28:53,033 --> 00:28:54,603
Honey, you think--
Get your hands off him!
457
00:28:54,735 --> 00:28:55,704
Come on, ma'am.
458
00:28:57,171 --> 00:28:58,806
God damn it!
459
00:28:58,939 --> 00:29:02,243
Fuck! God damn it!
460
00:29:04,378 --> 00:29:06,080
They came at me.
They were coming right at me,
461
00:29:06,213 --> 00:29:08,617
I couldn't say anything.
What was I supposed to say?
462
00:29:11,385 --> 00:29:13,487
I did nothing wrong.
I did nothing wrong!
463
00:29:13,622 --> 00:29:15,422
It was them! They came at me!
464
00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:18,593
I'm a woman! They
were hitting me! They hit me!
465
00:29:18,727 --> 00:29:20,261
I was on the ground!
466
00:29:55,162 --> 00:29:57,364
What happened to us, Brad?
467
00:30:02,704 --> 00:30:05,339
Get off me! Of course,
you're gonna record this.
468
00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:07,441
Ma'am, please step back.
469
00:30:07,575 --> 00:30:10,578
Get your hands off me! Get
that camera-- Get out of my--
470
00:30:11,211 --> 00:30:13,080
Is that what I look like?
471
00:30:14,915 --> 00:30:16,317
Oh.
472
00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:18,986
It wasn't that bad.
473
00:30:19,721 --> 00:30:22,122
God!
474
00:30:26,594 --> 00:30:28,295
I tried my best.
475
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,476
Cult Buster.
476
00:31:17,177 --> 00:31:22,015
Think you know cults
Mister, uh, Dale Domazar?
477
00:31:22,149 --> 00:31:23,484
We'll see about that.
478
00:31:32,861 --> 00:31:34,361
Give this a shot.
479
00:31:42,837 --> 00:31:44,338
Okay. See if he's home.
480
00:32:00,789 --> 00:32:02,891
You've reached
the Cult Buster hotline.
481
00:32:03,023 --> 00:32:04,358
Leave a message.
482
00:32:06,093 --> 00:32:08,462
This is Scenic City
realtor, Kallie Jones.
483
00:32:08,596 --> 00:32:10,665
I'd like to report a cult
here at Owen Sound,
484
00:32:10,799 --> 00:32:13,967
so I need a Cult Buster,
and I guess you're my guy.
485
00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,937
So, you're gonna be going
to Hope Acres Wellness Center
486
00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:18,573
and shut them down.
487
00:32:18,706 --> 00:32:20,708
They have
taken my husband, Brad,
488
00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:24,011
and they assaulted me and you
need to get him outta there
489
00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:25,747
because he's terrified
and alone
490
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:28,148
and he couldn't
even look me in the eyes.
491
00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:31,118
So I need you to go there
492
00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:34,087
and burn them
to the ground. Okay, bye.
493
00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:25,198
A change is upon you, Dear One.
494
00:34:25,332 --> 00:34:27,602
With your decision to evolve,
495
00:34:27,735 --> 00:34:32,105
the universe moves quickly
to shed all dense energies
496
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,709
so you are ready
to move freely forward.
497
00:34:34,842 --> 00:34:36,310
Hello?
498
00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:37,979
With the moon and transition,
499
00:34:38,111 --> 00:34:39,781
this is the perfect time.
500
00:34:39,914 --> 00:34:41,916
You are free to feel.
501
00:34:42,050 --> 00:34:44,418
Relationships are a path to--
502
00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:01,603
Excuse me?
503
00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:06,608
Can I help you?
That's not your piñata! Brad?
504
00:35:09,711 --> 00:35:10,778
Who are you?
505
00:35:10,912 --> 00:35:12,379
How'd you--
How'd you get in here?
506
00:35:44,177 --> 00:35:46,413
No, no, no, no, no, no.
507
00:35:52,053 --> 00:35:53,655
Hey, creepo.
508
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,763
Sorry about the mess.
509
00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:04,098
Didn't know just what we'd be
dealing with here tonight.
510
00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:05,833
Who the hell are you?
511
00:36:05,967 --> 00:36:10,738
Dale Domazar. You called me
two nights ago. Dale? Me?
512
00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,239
Yeah. I did.
513
00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,075
Renowned Cult Buster
and exit counselor.
514
00:36:14,207 --> 00:36:15,342
I got here soon as I could.
515
00:36:15,475 --> 00:36:17,177
Renowned or disgraced?
516
00:36:17,310 --> 00:36:21,281
Hey. I'm all you got, lady.
517
00:36:32,627 --> 00:36:35,596
About that job offer, accepted.
518
00:36:36,263 --> 00:36:38,099
You and me,
we're gonna investigate
519
00:36:38,231 --> 00:36:41,836
suspected cult activity
rooted in this very community.
520
00:36:41,969 --> 00:36:44,639
You're not very professional.
I thought you'd be taller.
521
00:36:44,772 --> 00:36:48,676
Look, you may think
that I'm bottom of the barrel,
522
00:36:49,209 --> 00:36:51,179
but I get shit done.
523
00:36:51,311 --> 00:36:52,914
You called me as a last resort
524
00:36:53,047 --> 00:36:56,150
because no one believes you
about Hope Acres, correct?
525
00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:59,520
Yeah. Well, you can
bet your ass that I do.
526
00:36:59,654 --> 00:37:03,591
So, I'm not crazy
and they are a cult. Okay!
527
00:37:03,725 --> 00:37:08,763
I've studied fringe factions
my entire life. Ever since...
528
00:37:11,065 --> 00:37:12,332
Ever since what?
529
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,468
Never mind. It doesn't matter.
530
00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:15,870
Okay. Well,
I'm gonna call the cops.
531
00:37:16,003 --> 00:37:18,472
No. No, that's
exactly what they want.
532
00:37:18,606 --> 00:37:20,641
Most cult yearn
for armed confrontation.
533
00:37:20,775 --> 00:37:22,476
It validates their end game.
534
00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:25,646
You move in
and surround those assholes,
535
00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:26,981
lay siege?
536
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:31,318
Well, you can kiss your hubby
and everybody else embroiled
537
00:37:31,451 --> 00:37:34,155
in that kooky compound goodbye.
538
00:37:34,287 --> 00:37:36,456
They're minced meat.
539
00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:38,993
- All right, fine.
- Okay, then.
540
00:37:39,127 --> 00:37:40,528
Pack your shit.
I'm parked down the street.
541
00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:42,029
I'm not going anywhere with you.
542
00:37:42,163 --> 00:37:44,599
It's not safe here.
We killed one of theirs.
543
00:37:45,032 --> 00:37:46,534
They will be back.
544
00:37:46,667 --> 00:37:51,005
You killed. You killed
one of theirs in my home.
545
00:37:51,572 --> 00:37:52,840
I just saved your ass.
546
00:37:52,974 --> 00:37:54,976
If it wasn't for me,
you'd be dead,
547
00:37:55,408 --> 00:37:59,312
or worse, indoctrinated.
548
00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:06,453
But stay.
Be my goddamn guest.
549
00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:09,724
You need me a hell of
a lot more than I need you.
550
00:38:09,857 --> 00:38:13,426
Don't tell me what I need.
I'm staying. This is insane.
551
00:38:14,394 --> 00:38:16,564
Fine, by all means.
552
00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,666
But you need to realize
553
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,300
that I'm not
the one to worry about.
554
00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:21,669
They know where you live,
555
00:38:22,203 --> 00:38:24,906
and they will not stop
until you are dead.
556
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:27,374
Do you know a safe place
that we can go?
557
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:33,446
Because you have no idea who
the fuck we're dealing with.
558
00:38:38,786 --> 00:38:40,521
Yeah, I-- I know a place.
559
00:38:41,421 --> 00:38:44,892
Great. Now, do you
want to hear the good news?
560
00:38:48,696 --> 00:38:50,064
Because they have no idea
561
00:38:50,198 --> 00:38:53,301
who the fuck
they're dealing with either.
562
00:39:11,319 --> 00:39:13,187
So, what's this
hide out of yours?
563
00:39:13,321 --> 00:39:14,856
It's a house I'm selling.
564
00:39:21,562 --> 00:39:22,830
How much?
565
00:39:23,197 --> 00:39:24,732
You could never afford it.
566
00:39:24,866 --> 00:39:26,399
We'll see about that
soon enough.
567
00:39:35,375 --> 00:39:36,409
I just don't understand
568
00:39:36,544 --> 00:39:37,845
why they would wanna attack me?
569
00:39:38,512 --> 00:39:39,881
Two days ago,
570
00:39:40,014 --> 00:39:41,649
when you tried
to steal from their flock.
571
00:39:41,782 --> 00:39:43,251
You mean my husband?
572
00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:46,254
Yeah. You pushed them
on their own turf.
573
00:39:46,954 --> 00:39:49,891
I mean, you practically
snapped Brad out of the spell.
574
00:39:50,390 --> 00:39:53,361
The whole thing would've
imploded like a house of cards.
575
00:39:53,794 --> 00:39:56,764
I have to admit,
I kind of liked the moxie.
576
00:39:56,898 --> 00:39:59,066
It was rude, crude,
and right on the mark.
577
00:39:59,734 --> 00:40:03,004
However, you don't just
provoke a fucking death cult
578
00:40:03,137 --> 00:40:04,538
like that. No.
579
00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,374
What we need here is subtlety
580
00:40:06,507 --> 00:40:08,576
and sophistication
to gain access.
581
00:40:08,843 --> 00:40:12,747
A death cult.
Jesus Christ, Brad!
582
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,515
Stay with me here,
Kallie Jones.
583
00:40:14,649 --> 00:40:16,217
Here's what we're not gonna do.
584
00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:19,452
We're not gonna storm
in there guns blazing. No!
585
00:40:19,587 --> 00:40:20,922
They'll hunker down
586
00:40:21,055 --> 00:40:22,189
and we'll have ourselves
a 90-day standoff
587
00:40:22,323 --> 00:40:23,758
on national television.
588
00:40:23,891 --> 00:40:25,159
What?
589
00:40:25,293 --> 00:40:28,029
What we need here is
covert concealment. Yeah.
590
00:40:28,162 --> 00:40:30,865
We gotta get in there,
earn their trust,
591
00:40:30,998 --> 00:40:33,601
pull back the curtain,
rescue the followers,
592
00:40:33,734 --> 00:40:35,069
and detain the leader
593
00:40:35,369 --> 00:40:39,106
and expose it all on
a one-hour TV special, baby.
594
00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:41,542
I knew that there
was some angle with you!
595
00:40:41,676 --> 00:40:44,078
And I'm willing to offer you
596
00:40:44,477 --> 00:40:47,281
my platinum
deprogramming program.
597
00:40:47,848 --> 00:40:51,484
Do not try to upsell me.
I'm a natural born negotiator.
598
00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:53,453
You mean bullshitter?
599
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:17,678
All right, tell me
about this platinum package.
600
00:41:17,812 --> 00:41:21,215
Well, you'll get
infiltration, extraction,
601
00:41:21,349 --> 00:41:23,818
three months of thought
reform consultations,
602
00:41:23,951 --> 00:41:25,853
and all I need is
my per diem, gas, food,
603
00:41:25,987 --> 00:41:27,455
lodging, maybe a haircut.
604
00:41:27,588 --> 00:41:29,123
And if we're successful,
605
00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:32,093
you'll get 25% of my comeback
special royalties.
606
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:36,197
Whatever. Just get my husband
outta that freak fest
607
00:41:36,330 --> 00:41:37,298
and we got a deal.
608
00:41:37,431 --> 00:41:38,866
Yeah!
609
00:41:49,643 --> 00:41:52,747
Whoa! This place is--
610
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:57,618
-I know. It's--
-Fucking awesome! Whew!
611
00:42:01,322 --> 00:42:02,923
There's a couple
bedrooms upstairs,
612
00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:04,291
so you can just pick one.
613
00:42:05,393 --> 00:42:07,862
No, I'm on the job.
614
00:42:09,797 --> 00:42:13,834
I'm gonna stay out here
and keep an eye on things.
615
00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:20,307
Suit yourself.
616
00:42:51,305 --> 00:42:52,740
Come in.
617
00:42:56,744 --> 00:43:00,147
Master Jagori would like to
have a word with you, Bradley.
618
00:43:00,281 --> 00:43:02,683
Oh, right now?
619
00:43:02,817 --> 00:43:04,085
In the pool.
620
00:43:04,752 --> 00:43:08,289
Uh, okay.
621
00:43:32,012 --> 00:43:33,747
We do not go in there.
622
00:43:33,881 --> 00:43:35,116
What was that?
623
00:43:35,517 --> 00:43:36,884
Tonsillitis.
624
00:43:38,819 --> 00:43:40,187
May we ascend.
625
00:43:40,754 --> 00:43:42,022
We may.
626
00:43:46,393 --> 00:43:48,395
I'd like to
check in with you, Brad.
627
00:43:49,531 --> 00:43:50,599
Thank you, sir.
628
00:43:51,332 --> 00:43:54,502
You've had some spectacular
success in the mere days
629
00:43:54,635 --> 00:43:55,903
that you've been with us.
630
00:43:57,972 --> 00:44:00,307
More than
many achieve in years.
631
00:44:01,308 --> 00:44:04,078
I knew you were significant
early on when you arrived.
632
00:44:04,211 --> 00:44:07,248
The greats come from
the lowest of the lows.
633
00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:11,752
Yeah. Uh, well, it's--
it's nice to relax for once.
634
00:44:11,886 --> 00:44:13,588
I-- I do feel accepted here.
635
00:44:14,121 --> 00:44:15,956
I feel like I can breathe a bit.
636
00:44:16,090 --> 00:44:19,660
Well, we would like
to formally invite you
637
00:44:20,161 --> 00:44:24,064
to level up at the quantum
edification ceremony tomorrow.
638
00:44:24,198 --> 00:44:27,034
Wow!
I don't know what to say.
639
00:44:27,168 --> 00:44:29,336
You know, few have
receive such an invitation
640
00:44:29,470 --> 00:44:31,672
and even fewer
have anything to say about it.
641
00:44:31,805 --> 00:44:33,542
Well, thank you.
It-- it-- it's everything
642
00:44:33,674 --> 00:44:34,775
that I was hoping for.
643
00:44:34,909 --> 00:44:36,210
Good. Good.
644
00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:39,713
It's just, um,
my wife, can she come?
645
00:44:40,582 --> 00:44:42,316
Oh, Brad!
646
00:44:44,852 --> 00:44:47,589
You need to focus
on your own path.
647
00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:49,490
When we lean on partners,
648
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:51,626
we cease to make
our own choices.
649
00:44:52,259 --> 00:44:54,161
Sometimes in relationships
you get to the point--
650
00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:57,932
Well, it's not a point. Maybe
it's just a limit exceeded.
651
00:44:58,299 --> 00:45:04,004
Soon, us becomes them.
You see what I'm saying to you?
652
00:45:04,138 --> 00:45:05,574
I'm not quite sure I follow.
653
00:45:05,706 --> 00:45:07,074
Your wife is
a bloodsucking vampire.
654
00:45:07,208 --> 00:45:09,310
Kallie? No, no.
Kallie means well.
655
00:45:09,443 --> 00:45:10,978
- No, no, no!
- She loves me.
656
00:45:11,111 --> 00:45:13,314
No, she treats you
like a child, Brad.
657
00:45:13,781 --> 00:45:16,116
Step into your power!
658
00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,318
Ugh!
659
00:45:18,752 --> 00:45:20,454
We have to control ourselves.
660
00:45:20,589 --> 00:45:22,156
We make the choices.
661
00:45:23,390 --> 00:45:24,825
Okay. I'll be there.
662
00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:27,161
Good.
663
00:45:27,962 --> 00:45:30,064
The guides have
great plans for you.
664
00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:51,018
All right.
Camera and sound, aces.
665
00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:54,121
Calibration, primo.
666
00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:59,594
Framing is fucking epic.
Let's do this.
667
00:45:59,728 --> 00:46:04,865
All right. Cult Buster,
season two, scene four.
668
00:46:07,201 --> 00:46:09,069
And this episode of Cult Buster
is brought to you
669
00:46:09,203 --> 00:46:12,674
by Scenic City realtor,
Kallie Jones.
670
00:46:12,806 --> 00:46:15,175
All right, folks. We're
going down the rabbit hole.
671
00:46:15,309 --> 00:46:17,011
Going into this
here haunted house
672
00:46:17,144 --> 00:46:18,680
and we're gonna
surveil the premises
673
00:46:18,812 --> 00:46:21,549
for any cult activity
or fucking booby traps.
674
00:46:22,717 --> 00:46:24,018
Kallie?
675
00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:28,222
Scenic City realtor,
Kallie Jones?
676
00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:30,791
Yeah, I'm in here.
I just need another minute.
677
00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:39,199
With new energy on the horizon,
678
00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:42,936
you are reminded to
stay grounded in your routine.
679
00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:44,773
It can be easy--
680
00:46:44,905 --> 00:46:48,042
Cult Buster season two,
scene five, take one.
681
00:46:48,175 --> 00:46:50,512
What the hell
is going on in here?
682
00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:53,013
Kallie Jones, we have
a big day today. Sit down.
683
00:46:53,147 --> 00:46:54,749
Where? There's shit
all over my bed!
684
00:46:54,882 --> 00:46:56,817
Anywhere.
It doesn't matter. Please.
685
00:46:58,052 --> 00:46:59,987
Are those guns?
686
00:47:01,723 --> 00:47:05,225
All right. I've created an
excellent pre-production video
687
00:47:05,359 --> 00:47:09,129
to get us started.
Watch this. Action.
688
00:47:19,206 --> 00:47:21,208
Do you need a safe space oasis?
689
00:47:21,342 --> 00:47:23,277
Look no further
than Hope Acres,
690
00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:25,012
a run-of-the-mill
wellness center
691
00:47:25,145 --> 00:47:27,848
located in
the sleepy hamlet of Owen Sound.
692
00:47:29,584 --> 00:47:31,118
But pull back the curtains
and you'll find
693
00:47:31,251 --> 00:47:32,920
an ungodly personality cult
694
00:47:33,053 --> 00:47:36,423
centered around its
charming guru, Master Jagori.
695
00:47:36,558 --> 00:47:40,961
Real name Ira Keating,
61, white, lazy.
696
00:47:41,095 --> 00:47:42,630
Little is known of the man,
697
00:47:42,764 --> 00:47:45,700
but he is just a man,
let's remember that.
698
00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:48,636
He studied Shamanism,
mycology, cursed warfare.
699
00:47:48,770 --> 00:47:51,205
He traveled
Central America, Amazonia,
700
00:47:51,338 --> 00:47:53,273
and later,
the Himalayan foothills.
701
00:47:54,709 --> 00:47:57,277
Then, he writes
an autobiographical novella
702
00:47:57,411 --> 00:47:59,913
called The Grand Affliction.
703
00:48:00,047 --> 00:48:01,716
Two star average review.
704
00:48:01,850 --> 00:48:04,351
But from its main tenets,
he forms the basis
705
00:48:04,485 --> 00:48:09,390
of his master shell game:
The Ascension.
706
00:48:09,524 --> 00:48:12,092
The compound is purchased
in a private sale
707
00:48:12,226 --> 00:48:14,796
on the outskirts
of an unsuspecting town,
708
00:48:14,928 --> 00:48:16,664
ripe with disenchantment.
709
00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:21,536
Then, Jagori elevates
his personal assistant
710
00:48:21,669 --> 00:48:23,470
and two fan boys
in his manifesto
711
00:48:23,605 --> 00:48:25,640
to form their
sub-leadership framework.
712
00:48:27,776 --> 00:48:29,309
These three Igors are entrusted
713
00:48:29,443 --> 00:48:32,614
to implement
a rigid hierarchy of command.
714
00:48:32,747 --> 00:48:35,650
The patients are gently
brainwashed into accepting
715
00:48:35,784 --> 00:48:38,787
an increasingly
authoritarian internal culture.
716
00:48:38,919 --> 00:48:41,890
The Ascension program
steals the language used
717
00:48:42,022 --> 00:48:43,825
in new age mysticism
718
00:48:43,957 --> 00:48:48,262
to achieve the exact opposite
of the free spirit ethos.
719
00:48:48,395 --> 00:48:50,698
And evidently,
some of these patients graduate
720
00:48:50,832 --> 00:48:55,269
into axe-wielding zealots
like our friend from last night.
721
00:48:55,402 --> 00:48:57,337
They're masquerading
as a wellness center
722
00:48:57,471 --> 00:48:59,206
with the aim
of enticing despondent men.
723
00:48:59,339 --> 00:49:00,875
Hey, Kallie Jones?
724
00:49:01,008 --> 00:49:03,177
Do you not understand
the severity of this situation?
725
00:49:03,310 --> 00:49:05,513
Yes, I understand
the severity of the situation
726
00:49:05,647 --> 00:49:07,916
and you can bet your ass
we can do your little game plan
727
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:09,316
as soon as I've done my showing.
728
00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:10,919
- What?
- I have a house showing
729
00:49:11,051 --> 00:49:12,085
today, here.
730
00:49:12,219 --> 00:49:13,487
I haven't had a buyer in months
731
00:49:13,621 --> 00:49:15,322
and if I don't
sell something soon,
732
00:49:15,456 --> 00:49:17,592
Brad won't even have
a house to come back to anyway.
733
00:49:18,025 --> 00:49:19,861
Everyone deals
with stress differently
734
00:49:19,993 --> 00:49:21,529
and focusing on this deal
735
00:49:21,663 --> 00:49:24,064
is the only thing keeping me
from shaving my head.
736
00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:26,534
Here.
737
00:49:28,168 --> 00:49:30,638
I've made
a couple of risky forays.
738
00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:33,440
around the perimeter
of the compound last weekend.
739
00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:36,076
I managed to set up
three spy cameras
740
00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:37,779
on the outside
of the main building
741
00:49:37,912 --> 00:49:40,648
in the event that we can
get some concrete video evidence
742
00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:43,250
to use for my comeback special.
743
00:49:43,918 --> 00:49:46,353
What the-- That's Cynthia Doyle.
744
00:49:46,888 --> 00:49:49,423
She mentioned she's
sponsoring a couple patients
745
00:49:49,557 --> 00:49:50,390
at Home Acres.
746
00:49:50,525 --> 00:49:53,160
Sponsoring or recruiting?
747
00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:54,762
Town records have
her first land deal
748
00:49:54,896 --> 00:49:57,732
as an estate sale
of the old Moreland Place
749
00:49:57,866 --> 00:50:00,100
to one Ira Keating.
750
00:50:00,234 --> 00:50:02,002
And she just won
Realtor of the Year,
751
00:50:02,236 --> 00:50:04,037
ending my winning streak.
752
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,009
That's it!
I have to sell this house today.
753
00:50:09,142 --> 00:50:11,613
Kallie, how well
do you know this buyer?
754
00:50:11,746 --> 00:50:12,714
We spoke on the phone.
755
00:50:12,847 --> 00:50:14,314
Those clever bastards!
756
00:50:14,448 --> 00:50:15,917
What are you insinuating?
757
00:50:16,283 --> 00:50:18,452
We may have a bidding war.
758
00:50:19,319 --> 00:50:24,424
And so, in conclusion,
we are the intended.
759
00:50:25,058 --> 00:50:26,794
We are the brides of creation,
760
00:50:26,928 --> 00:50:29,764
and the day before you
arrived here at Hope Acres,
761
00:50:29,898 --> 00:50:31,431
you were perfect.
762
00:50:31,566 --> 00:50:34,201
Okay. Well, why don't
we sing the Ascension song.
763
00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:42,042
♪ I will ascend
with Master Jagori ♪
764
00:50:42,175 --> 00:50:46,714
♪ This is the last time
you'll ever see me ♪
765
00:50:46,848 --> 00:50:50,818
♪ I'm going up,
ascending to glory ♪
766
00:50:50,952 --> 00:50:54,756
♪ This is the last time
you'll ever see me ♪
767
00:50:54,889 --> 00:50:58,993
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
768
00:50:59,126 --> 00:51:02,496
♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪
769
00:51:02,630 --> 00:51:07,434
♪ This may be the last time
you'll ever see me ♪
770
00:51:07,569 --> 00:51:11,338
♪ I got my wings
from Master Jagori ♪
771
00:51:11,471 --> 00:51:15,309
♪ I'm never
gonna know your name ♪
772
00:51:15,442 --> 00:51:19,581
♪ I'm never gonna know you ♪
773
00:51:19,714 --> 00:51:23,518
♪ This is the last time ♪
774
00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:27,989
♪ Ascension is the way ♪
775
00:51:28,121 --> 00:51:30,257
♪ His name is my name ♪
776
00:51:30,390 --> 00:51:32,326
♪ My name is your name ♪
777
00:51:32,459 --> 00:51:35,964
♪ My name is just the same ♪
778
00:51:36,096 --> 00:51:38,465
♪ He will take me ♪
779
00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:44,539
♪ Master Jagori,
he will take me where I go ♪
780
00:51:44,672 --> 00:51:51,178
♪ The ascension is the way ♪
781
00:51:52,547 --> 00:51:56,450
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
782
00:51:56,584 --> 00:52:00,855
♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪
783
00:52:00,989 --> 00:52:04,659
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
784
00:52:04,792 --> 00:52:08,529
♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪
785
00:52:18,006 --> 00:52:22,910
We need to find a hiding spot.
How much time do we got?
786
00:52:23,443 --> 00:52:24,646
Any minute now.
787
00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:30,551
What is this?
788
00:52:30,685 --> 00:52:32,219
They're my famous devilled eggs.
789
00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:34,454
Oh, jackpot.
790
00:52:51,005 --> 00:52:53,173
Not here. Let me just
stick it in here. Perfect.
791
00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:13,260
This is a setup!
792
00:53:15,163 --> 00:53:18,231
I need the floor. You gotta
go hide. Calm the hell down!
793
00:53:25,540 --> 00:53:28,810
Welcome, welcome. Kallie Jones,
Scenic City Realty.
794
00:53:28,943 --> 00:53:33,480
Mum, you can call me Mr. Mort.
795
00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:36,416
Well, come on in, Mr. Mort.
796
00:53:36,551 --> 00:53:39,120
Now the house was
built in 1870 by...
797
00:53:47,294 --> 00:53:48,730
The house was
used as a flophouse,
798
00:53:48,863 --> 00:53:51,465
a gambling den
and a murder mystery theater.
799
00:53:51,599 --> 00:53:54,569
Very good locks. Champagne?
800
00:53:55,435 --> 00:53:58,338
Okay. Now, it's
a little musty in here.
801
00:53:58,472 --> 00:53:59,741
The house has not been updated
802
00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:01,441
and holds a lot
of its original charm,
803
00:54:01,576 --> 00:54:03,243
but I like to think
of it as a blank canvas.
804
00:54:03,376 --> 00:54:04,612
What will you paint?
805
00:54:04,746 --> 00:54:06,647
Did someone die in here?
806
00:54:06,781 --> 00:54:08,816
I believe
they were sick for many years,
807
00:54:08,950 --> 00:54:10,785
but they did get them
on the front lawn
808
00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:12,319
before they passed.
809
00:54:12,452 --> 00:54:16,389
Uh, anyways,
beautiful dining room up here.
810
00:54:17,357 --> 00:54:18,826
Family man, Mr. Mort?
811
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,561
Lots of memories to be
made in this dining room.
812
00:54:20,695 --> 00:54:21,929
I'll tell you that much.
813
00:54:22,063 --> 00:54:23,731
You can carve a turkey.
814
00:54:23,865 --> 00:54:25,233
You look like you've carved
a couple turkeys in your day.
815
00:54:25,365 --> 00:54:27,501
Oh, a songbird. Yes.
816
00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:29,269
The organ does
come with the house
817
00:54:29,402 --> 00:54:31,539
and I've been known to tickle
an ivory or two in my day.
818
00:54:32,339 --> 00:54:35,342
Now, I will tell you
that we have had a few offers.
819
00:54:35,475 --> 00:54:36,644
I will be upfront about that.
820
00:54:37,044 --> 00:54:39,080
Have you fixed up
many homes, Mr. Mort?
821
00:54:39,614 --> 00:54:41,048
It does need a little TLC,
822
00:54:41,182 --> 00:54:43,383
but location's everything,
right?
823
00:54:43,518 --> 00:54:45,753
It doesn't get safer
than Owen Sound.
824
00:54:45,887 --> 00:54:47,655
Did you see the lemonade stand
down the street?
825
00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:48,990
It happens every weekend.
826
00:54:49,123 --> 00:54:50,625
I haven't been able
827
00:54:50,758 --> 00:54:52,425
to keep a quarter on me since.
828
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,164
Kallie,
is there someone else here?
829
00:54:56,631 --> 00:54:59,366
No. It's just
you and me, Mr. Mort.
830
00:54:59,499 --> 00:55:00,701
I'd love to take you upstairs.
831
00:55:00,835 --> 00:55:02,737
Four bedroom, three bath.
832
00:55:02,870 --> 00:55:04,371
Are you much
of a soaker, Mr. Mort?
833
00:55:04,806 --> 00:55:06,274
I've been
getting into meditation
834
00:55:06,406 --> 00:55:08,441
and I find the bathtub
is my sanctuary.
835
00:55:08,576 --> 00:55:09,944
A couple bath bombs,
836
00:55:10,077 --> 00:55:12,013
a little bit of salt
and a little music.
837
00:55:12,146 --> 00:55:14,314
You know what?
It's crazy what you can--
838
00:55:14,447 --> 00:55:16,184
Oh, Mr. Mort?
Oh yeah, the kitchen.
839
00:55:16,316 --> 00:55:19,787
Okay. Mr. Mort,
is everything okay?
840
00:55:23,057 --> 00:55:25,259
Is there a basement?
841
00:55:25,392 --> 00:55:26,828
Yeah, it's right here.
842
00:55:29,764 --> 00:55:31,431
Can you show me it?
843
00:55:31,566 --> 00:55:37,839
Ah, yes.
That would be my pleasure.
844
00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:45,445
Now, it's a little musty
down here as well. Kind of dark.
845
00:55:46,047 --> 00:55:47,682
A little cold
and dark down here,
846
00:55:47,815 --> 00:55:49,750
but I thought it'd be nice
for a wine cellar.
847
00:55:54,889 --> 00:55:56,757
And I'm hoping to
get your email address
848
00:55:56,891 --> 00:55:59,426
because we do have a survey
for Realtor of the Year Award
849
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,062
and that would
really help things.
850
00:56:32,827 --> 00:56:34,061
Great secrets of a home,
851
00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,395
but I'm real with my buyers.
852
00:56:35,529 --> 00:56:38,099
I'm an open book.
Oh! Oh my gosh.
853
00:56:38,232 --> 00:56:40,034
You're quite
the home inspector, Mr. Mort.
854
00:56:40,167 --> 00:56:42,069
Luckily, we are on a backup
generator, which is nice.
855
00:56:42,203 --> 00:56:45,106
A message from Master Jagori.
856
00:56:45,606 --> 00:56:48,776
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
857
00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,578
Join us as a recruiter
858
00:56:50,711 --> 00:56:53,581
and witness Brad's ascension
this very evening.
859
00:56:54,315 --> 00:56:55,850
Brad? How do you know Brad?
860
00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:15,836
I'm sorry. You were
right about Hope Acres.
861
00:57:16,871 --> 00:57:20,608
No, no, no, no, no!
862
00:57:53,541 --> 00:57:55,443
Love these French doors.
863
00:58:05,219 --> 00:58:09,156
Mr. Mort is le mort.
864
00:58:10,925 --> 00:58:12,760
All right, Kallie,
rolling. Okay.
865
00:58:12,893 --> 00:58:18,532
Season two, scene 17--
16-- 17. Okay.
866
00:58:23,170 --> 00:58:27,775
Mortified. Yeah.
867
00:58:27,908 --> 00:58:29,977
Let's do that again.
Move closer. Yep.
868
00:58:33,914 --> 00:58:38,953
Scene 17. Mortified.
869
00:58:42,456 --> 00:58:45,059
So, what the hell do
you get outta this anyways?
870
00:58:45,192 --> 00:58:47,395
Let's just say I've been trying
to deprogram people
871
00:58:47,528 --> 00:58:49,263
for a long time.
872
00:58:49,397 --> 00:58:50,364
But why?
873
00:58:50,498 --> 00:58:52,299
My sister.
874
00:58:53,434 --> 00:58:54,735
I lost her.
875
00:58:54,869 --> 00:58:58,172
Oh, geez.
I'm sorry. What happened?
876
00:59:02,343 --> 00:59:03,844
25 years ago,
877
00:59:04,812 --> 00:59:07,548
my sister and I ran away
from a foster home,
878
00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:10,017
signed up for
a traveling carnival.
879
00:59:10,885 --> 00:59:12,686
They were gonna save our asses.
880
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:17,058
We moved into one of their RVs
881
00:59:17,191 --> 00:59:19,393
and started traveling
town to town,
882
00:59:19,927 --> 00:59:21,929
learning the secret
carnie language.
883
00:59:22,063 --> 00:59:25,332
We were drinking it all in.
True believers.
884
00:59:25,933 --> 00:59:27,601
"The Domazar kids."
885
00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:32,173
There was this head honcho guy,
called himself the Viceroy.
886
00:59:32,306 --> 00:59:34,975
He was always babbling on
about the end of days.
887
00:59:35,109 --> 00:59:37,044
He set us up
in the ticket booth.
888
00:59:37,445 --> 00:59:38,813
He kept all the money,
889
00:59:38,946 --> 00:59:40,981
but somehow,
in this fucked up society,
890
00:59:41,115 --> 00:59:43,050
it all made perfect sense to us.
891
00:59:43,184 --> 00:59:46,587
Then, one day, the jig was up,
892
00:59:47,455 --> 00:59:48,889
a gravitron operator escaped
893
00:59:49,023 --> 00:59:52,126
and he exposed
the whole racket to the media.
894
00:59:52,561 --> 00:59:56,497
It was a true shit show,
literally.
895
00:59:56,630 --> 01:00:00,201
Apparently, the Viceroy
had set up cameras in the RVs
896
01:00:00,334 --> 01:00:02,336
and was recording
everybody on the toilet,
897
01:00:02,470 --> 01:00:03,737
and sending out videos
898
01:00:03,871 --> 01:00:05,574
and blackmailing
all of our relatives.
899
01:00:05,706 --> 01:00:09,443
But we refused to believe it.
900
01:00:10,177 --> 01:00:14,148
I mean, this was the Viceroy
we were talking about.
901
01:00:14,281 --> 01:00:17,519
And the coppers,
902
01:00:18,385 --> 01:00:21,255
they surrounded us at
the Phelpston County fair.
903
01:00:25,759 --> 01:00:31,132
Two-week besiegement began,
then the assault from the feds.
904
01:00:31,899 --> 01:00:33,634
Only a few of us
made it out of there alive.
905
01:00:35,136 --> 01:00:36,437
That's the last time
I saw my sister.
906
01:00:36,571 --> 01:00:38,739
Shit!
907
01:00:42,910 --> 01:00:45,913
Yeah. Shit.
908
01:00:48,983 --> 01:00:51,152
I mean, last I heard
she was doing all right.
909
01:00:51,285 --> 01:00:53,020
Got a promotion
to games manager.
910
01:00:53,154 --> 01:00:55,590
What? Your sister isn't dead?
911
01:00:55,723 --> 01:00:57,291
Uh, no!
912
01:00:58,392 --> 01:01:01,028
It's scary how far someone
can get inside your head.
913
01:01:01,162 --> 01:01:02,930
All it takes is figuring out
914
01:01:03,063 --> 01:01:06,601
everyone's mental lock
combination, like a horoscope.
915
01:01:07,134 --> 01:01:10,304
And I guess your Brad
was one easy crack.
916
01:01:10,738 --> 01:01:12,373
-What did you say?
-Crack.
917
01:01:12,507 --> 01:01:14,808
No! Horoscope.
918
01:01:17,077 --> 01:01:20,147
Today will be a day of endings.
919
01:01:20,281 --> 01:01:22,517
You've been running
for too long,
920
01:01:22,651 --> 01:01:25,620
but your problems
will always catch up.
921
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:28,355
This is how I found out
about Hope Acres.
922
01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:31,859
It was a random ad I had
to listen to to get my reading.
923
01:01:31,992 --> 01:01:33,494
Let me see that.
924
01:01:33,628 --> 01:01:35,029
They've been
writing my daily horoscopes.
925
01:01:35,162 --> 01:01:36,897
I knew they were
way too accurate.
926
01:01:37,031 --> 01:01:40,000
Oh, Kallie! They've been
tracking you this whole time.
927
01:01:40,134 --> 01:01:41,202
Hey!
928
01:02:15,869 --> 01:02:18,772
A missing nose. A missing ear.
929
01:02:18,906 --> 01:02:20,609
And Mr. Mort
didn't have any eyes.
930
01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:22,309
I'm developing a theory.
931
01:02:22,611 --> 01:02:25,145
What if they're harvesting
body parts from the patients?
932
01:02:25,279 --> 01:02:27,848
Like some kind of fucked up
Frankenstein experiment?
933
01:02:27,982 --> 01:02:30,818
Oh, no! Brad!
934
01:02:30,951 --> 01:02:32,953
And Jagori's book
mentioned all of this.
935
01:02:33,087 --> 01:02:34,421
The quest for eternal youth
936
01:02:34,556 --> 01:02:36,123
through ridding the body
of defective parts
937
01:02:36,257 --> 01:02:37,692
for some kind of offering.
938
01:02:38,025 --> 01:02:39,728
Maybe those zealots
had issues with sight,
939
01:02:39,860 --> 01:02:41,228
sound and scent.
940
01:02:41,929 --> 01:02:44,999
Kallie, think. Think hard!
941
01:02:45,132 --> 01:02:47,167
Is there any weak part
in Brad's anatomy?
942
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:50,104
Our health team
said that he's unprolific.
943
01:02:50,237 --> 01:02:51,740
Well, what does that mean?
944
01:02:51,872 --> 01:02:52,973
He's sterile!
945
01:02:53,107 --> 01:02:54,542
Sweet mother of Christ!
946
01:03:01,015 --> 01:03:02,416
Guess who's here.
947
01:03:02,550 --> 01:03:03,752
Master.
948
01:03:04,051 --> 01:03:05,452
Dalton and Luther,
949
01:03:05,587 --> 01:03:07,221
is that where you think
that's supposed to go?
950
01:03:07,354 --> 01:03:09,089
You're wrong.
We discussed a different spot.
951
01:03:09,223 --> 01:03:10,725
Please use your imaginations.
952
01:03:10,858 --> 01:03:13,294
Pavy, what do
you call those things?
953
01:03:13,427 --> 01:03:14,795
God's teeth, sir.
954
01:03:14,928 --> 01:03:18,633
God's teeth? God, Pavy.
You take my breath away.
955
01:03:18,767 --> 01:03:20,535
All right, everyone. Assemble.
956
01:03:22,303 --> 01:03:24,138
All right.
Good evening, everybody.
957
01:03:24,271 --> 01:03:26,006
Now, we're gonna run
through a little rehearsal.
958
01:03:26,140 --> 01:03:28,242
It starts out with, uh,
the people at the back, right?
959
01:03:28,375 --> 01:03:30,077
With Dalton and Luther
lined up there.
960
01:03:30,210 --> 01:03:33,180
Pavy, you'll be at the,
uh, altar with the offering.
961
01:03:33,314 --> 01:03:35,149
And, uh, then I'm gonna walk in,
962
01:03:35,282 --> 01:03:37,284
uh, since he's gonna
lead the way, uh,
963
01:03:37,418 --> 01:03:38,986
and I'll land
right here like this.
964
01:03:39,119 --> 01:03:41,790
Uh, Martin, uh,
he's going to thank me,
965
01:03:41,922 --> 01:03:43,324
uh, for being here
966
01:03:43,457 --> 01:03:44,793
and I will thank him
for the introduction.
967
01:03:44,958 --> 01:03:47,061
And, uh, Martin, is that--
968
01:03:47,194 --> 01:03:50,665
is that where you want to be,
right there? Is it?
969
01:03:50,799 --> 01:03:52,366
Because you look like--
970
01:03:52,499 --> 01:03:54,001
You just look like you
wandered up here and stopped.
971
01:03:54,435 --> 01:03:57,404
There. Think about it.
Thank you. Thank you, Martin.
972
01:03:57,539 --> 01:03:58,773
Okay, so I just--
973
01:03:58,906 --> 01:03:59,940
Then, I'm gonna
have to make a reference
974
01:04:00,074 --> 01:04:01,743
to Brad's, uh, manhood.
975
01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:03,778
I'm gonna have
the male organ of Brad.
976
01:04:03,911 --> 01:04:05,179
What am I gonna call it, Martin?
977
01:04:05,312 --> 01:04:06,648
I just, I don't
want this to be funny.
978
01:04:06,781 --> 01:04:08,148
The organ of continuation.
979
01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:09,883
Organ of continuation.
That's fantastic.
980
01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:13,120
Did you write that?
That's fantastic. Okay.
981
01:04:13,253 --> 01:04:14,756
Then, everybody's
going to be there.
982
01:04:14,888 --> 01:04:16,457
They'll be toasting
983
01:04:16,591 --> 01:04:18,727
and the, uh, the doses
of the elixir will be consumed
984
01:04:18,859 --> 01:04:19,960
by the intended, yes?
985
01:04:20,294 --> 01:04:23,163
Uh, and then,
I guess at some point,
986
01:04:23,297 --> 01:04:25,533
I'm going to eat
the organ of contemplation.
987
01:04:25,667 --> 01:04:27,401
-Continuation. Sorry.
-Organ of whatever.
988
01:04:27,535 --> 01:04:30,437
And then, um, I will depart
for the after realms.
989
01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:31,972
How does that work?
990
01:04:32,106 --> 01:04:33,140
How does what work?
991
01:04:33,273 --> 01:04:34,609
Sorry. Your departure?
992
01:04:35,275 --> 01:04:38,312
Well, I depart. I-- I leave,
uh, this earthly plane.
993
01:04:38,445 --> 01:04:40,080
-I ascend.
-Just like that?
994
01:04:40,214 --> 01:04:41,882
No, not just like that.
995
01:04:42,015 --> 01:04:43,718
It's not a goddamn
escalator at the fucking mall.
996
01:04:43,852 --> 01:04:45,820
It's an ascension. Jesus Christ!
997
01:04:46,253 --> 01:04:48,590
Okay, so, uh, then, uh,
998
01:04:48,723 --> 01:04:50,825
Cynthia will take over
my teachings for whatever
999
01:04:50,958 --> 01:04:52,426
and then flee, right?
1000
01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:56,196
And I will, uh,
meet my disciples in the ether
1001
01:04:56,531 --> 01:05:00,968
and so we'll wrap it up there,
I think. Uh, that's it.
1002
01:05:01,101 --> 01:05:02,202
So, if you've got
any other questions,
1003
01:05:02,336 --> 01:05:03,605
I'll be in the pool.
1004
01:05:04,839 --> 01:05:06,273
Well, this is exciting.
1005
01:05:08,877 --> 01:05:10,678
Not bad.
1006
01:05:10,812 --> 01:05:12,781
Not bad at all.
1007
01:05:19,621 --> 01:05:22,690
I want you to have this
in case I don't come back.
1008
01:05:28,730 --> 01:05:33,133
And these. They've set
their sights on you, Kallie.
1009
01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:35,035
You can never be too careful.
1010
01:05:35,169 --> 01:05:36,503
Now, you lay low out here
1011
01:05:36,638 --> 01:05:39,239
while I work my magic
from the inside.
1012
01:05:39,373 --> 01:05:41,141
-How?
-I thought you'd never ask.
1013
01:05:41,275 --> 01:05:42,976
Check this shit out.
1014
01:05:48,248 --> 01:05:51,452
Cult Buster,
season two, scene 29, take one.
1015
01:05:51,586 --> 01:05:54,388
Dale Domazar here
with my foolproof plan
1016
01:05:54,522 --> 01:05:56,658
to gain access to Hope Acres.
1017
01:05:56,791 --> 01:06:00,427
Step one, easily fool
the assessment interviewer
1018
01:06:00,562 --> 01:06:01,896
to gain access.
1019
01:06:02,029 --> 01:06:05,232
Step two, embed myself amongst
the worker bee zealots.
1020
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,670
Step three,
infiltrate the leadership
1021
01:06:08,803 --> 01:06:12,005
and figure out whatever the fuck
they're plotting.
1022
01:06:12,139 --> 01:06:13,474
Step four...
1023
01:06:14,909 --> 01:06:17,645
kick their fucking asses.
1024
01:06:19,379 --> 01:06:22,684
Step five,
rescue Brad and the boys.
1025
01:06:23,751 --> 01:06:25,052
Yeah!
1026
01:06:27,221 --> 01:06:31,091
Now remember, I've got
these guys all on camera
1027
01:06:31,225 --> 01:06:33,260
and they're not gonna know
what the fuck hit them.
1028
01:06:33,393 --> 01:06:34,696
Now, wish me luck.
1029
01:06:35,229 --> 01:06:36,798
Good luck, Dale.
1030
01:06:36,931 --> 01:06:39,366
Call me Cult Buster.
1031
01:06:40,501 --> 01:06:41,569
No.
1032
01:06:44,004 --> 01:06:46,073
Do you wanna get
that, uh, camera for me?
1033
01:06:52,814 --> 01:06:55,449
Yeah. It's gonna be a no for us.
1034
01:07:02,891 --> 01:07:04,157
Yes.
1035
01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:07,562
Yes.
1036
01:07:09,664 --> 01:07:10,765
Understood.
1037
01:07:14,234 --> 01:07:16,704
Master Jagori wants him to stay.
1038
01:07:16,971 --> 01:07:18,372
All right.
1039
01:07:18,806 --> 01:07:21,709
Well, it seems
you've been accepted after all.
1040
01:07:21,843 --> 01:07:26,480
Um, Dalton will take you
to your quarters, Mr. Hobney.
1041
01:07:27,682 --> 01:07:29,449
You've been requested
to dine privately
1042
01:07:29,584 --> 01:07:31,285
with Master Jagori this evening.
1043
01:07:31,418 --> 01:07:38,058
Oh, really! Spectacular.
I would truly be honored.
1044
01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:04,886
Dale Domazar,
the professional Cult Buster,
1045
01:08:05,019 --> 01:08:08,255
here reporting from the
belly of the beast as one
1046
01:08:08,388 --> 01:08:09,657
Mr. Hobney.
1047
01:08:10,024 --> 01:08:13,995
At risk, middle-aged male,
just taking it all in.
1048
01:08:14,127 --> 01:08:17,331
And by that,
I mean, hook, line,
1049
01:08:17,464 --> 01:08:19,399
and stinker.
1050
01:08:19,534 --> 01:08:23,738
The Hobney avatar has proven
successful 100% of the time,
1051
01:08:23,871 --> 01:08:26,273
and I believe
I've even jumped the cue.
1052
01:08:27,341 --> 01:08:28,910
But I'm not gonna lie,
1053
01:08:29,043 --> 01:08:32,245
going undercover
in an environment such as this
1054
01:08:32,379 --> 01:08:34,816
is as dangerous as it gets.
1055
01:08:34,949 --> 01:08:37,619
These people are highly trained
1056
01:08:37,752 --> 01:08:42,824
at penetrating
the new recruit until he bleeds.
1057
01:08:42,957 --> 01:08:45,192
I must be only Hobney now.
1058
01:08:45,994 --> 01:08:49,530
Become Hobney.
1059
01:08:49,664 --> 01:08:54,035
Hobney. Domazar. I am Hobney.
1060
01:08:54,167 --> 01:08:55,369
Domazar! Oh!
1061
01:08:55,502 --> 01:08:57,137
Shit.
1062
01:08:57,705 --> 01:08:58,873
Shit!
1063
01:09:02,142 --> 01:09:05,046
Uh! Cynthia Doyle!
1064
01:09:05,178 --> 01:09:07,582
You know my name! I'm flattered.
1065
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:11,653
Well, everyone knows
who you are.
1066
01:09:11,786 --> 01:09:14,221
In fact, I was sitting
on your face just yesterday.
1067
01:09:14,354 --> 01:09:15,823
-I beg your pardon?
-Park bench.
1068
01:09:15,957 --> 01:09:18,593
You are truly gifted
at self-promotion.
1069
01:09:18,726 --> 01:09:20,662
Oh, well thank you,
Mr. Hobby.
1070
01:09:20,795 --> 01:09:25,465
-Um, it's Hobney. Hobney.
-Hm.
1071
01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:28,569
You've arrived
at the final rundle
1072
01:09:28,703 --> 01:09:31,204
on the ladder
of quantum edification.
1073
01:09:31,739 --> 01:09:35,910
Tonight, climb shall give way
to flight.
1074
01:09:36,511 --> 01:09:38,880
There are two elixirs
to experience.
1075
01:09:39,013 --> 01:09:41,783
The first is the pinnacle
of your wellness journey.
1076
01:09:42,382 --> 01:09:44,052
The ayahuasca sacrament.
1077
01:09:44,451 --> 01:09:48,156
Drink and shed your dead skin.
1078
01:09:50,058 --> 01:09:51,893
Well, you have the
opposite problem, don't you?
1079
01:09:52,026 --> 01:09:53,561
Uh, how do you figure?
1080
01:09:53,695 --> 01:09:56,831
Come on! If I can be frank,
Mr... Hobney,
1081
01:09:56,964 --> 01:09:59,967
the men that find themselves
here are all a--
1082
01:10:00,101 --> 01:10:02,269
a specific type, let's say.
1083
01:10:02,402 --> 01:10:04,939
Oh, and what type is that?
1084
01:10:05,807 --> 01:10:06,874
Beta.
1085
01:10:07,374 --> 01:10:08,876
What's the second drink?
1086
01:10:09,010 --> 01:10:12,146
Bradley, it's the final
tool of your ascension.
1087
01:10:12,747 --> 01:10:16,117
It will deliver us, all of us,
1088
01:10:16,617 --> 01:10:19,954
to Jagori in the after realm.
1089
01:10:20,387 --> 01:10:21,589
May we ascend.
1090
01:10:21,723 --> 01:10:23,256
Hopelessly beta.
1091
01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:25,727
- May we ascend.
- Submissive.
1092
01:10:25,860 --> 01:10:27,227
May we ascend.
1093
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:28,629
Simps.
1094
01:10:30,164 --> 01:10:31,498
Cucks.
1095
01:10:39,807 --> 01:10:42,543
Is that what you are,
Mr. Hobney?
1096
01:10:45,079 --> 01:10:48,448
You don't know the first thing
about me, Ms. Doyle.
1097
01:10:48,583 --> 01:10:49,884
So, you're not such a beta?
1098
01:10:50,017 --> 01:10:53,420
Well, what do you think?
1099
01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:58,726
I think that maybe
you don't belong here.
1100
01:10:58,860 --> 01:11:01,428
And I could say the same
thing about you, Ms. Doyle.
1101
01:11:01,562 --> 01:11:03,798
Oh, you can say
whatever you like, Mr. Gibney.
1102
01:11:06,834 --> 01:11:09,837
Hob-- Hobney.
1103
01:11:09,971 --> 01:11:12,874
Mr. Hob-Hobney. I'm just here
to give you the tour
1104
01:11:13,007 --> 01:11:16,711
and I'm gonna
show you everything.
1105
01:11:20,181 --> 01:11:22,717
All of it. All.
1106
01:11:25,920 --> 01:11:27,387
Uh...
1107
01:11:27,522 --> 01:11:32,325
I think I've seen
just about enough Ms. Doyle.
1108
01:11:33,493 --> 01:11:35,129
Are you opting out of my tour?
1109
01:11:35,663 --> 01:11:41,969
Yeah. I'm more of
a main event kind of guy.
1110
01:11:42,870 --> 01:11:45,706
Hm. As you wish.
1111
01:12:24,812 --> 01:12:29,083
Ever have I longed
for the secret serenity
1112
01:12:29,217 --> 01:12:34,021
that I first foresaw
when I dreamt of the ascension.
1113
01:12:34,522 --> 01:12:37,024
The ancient Greeks had
a term for it:
1114
01:12:37,892 --> 01:12:38,926
ataraxia.
1115
01:12:39,594 --> 01:12:42,563
A complete absence
of stress and anxiety.
1116
01:12:46,466 --> 01:12:48,669
- May we ascend.
- May we ascend.
1117
01:12:55,009 --> 01:12:56,844
Cheers, Martin.
You may be excused.
1118
01:12:57,778 --> 01:13:00,081
We'll see you tonight
at the edification ceremony.
1119
01:13:14,494 --> 01:13:18,065
-I have a--
-Uh-- You know, sorry.
1120
01:13:18,199 --> 01:13:19,634
May I ask you something?
1121
01:13:21,035 --> 01:13:23,204
When you killed
all of those poor people
1122
01:13:23,337 --> 01:13:27,775
on your silly show and then
bootlegged your own videos
1123
01:13:27,909 --> 01:13:29,343
to bankroll the legal fees,
1124
01:13:29,476 --> 01:13:30,811
did you ever think, you know,
1125
01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:35,116
"Maybe I am the one who belongs
in a place like Hope Acres?"
1126
01:13:35,249 --> 01:13:37,952
You know, "Maybe-- maybe
I am the one who needs help?
1127
01:13:38,085 --> 01:13:40,453
Maybe, just maybe,
1128
01:13:40,588 --> 01:13:43,958
Mr. Hobney is a more decent,
more genuine man
1129
01:13:44,091 --> 01:13:46,994
than that jarhead jack-off
you call Dale Domazar.
1130
01:13:49,496 --> 01:13:51,899
That's a burn.
1131
01:13:52,033 --> 01:13:56,837
Well, have I got
a surprise for you guys.
1132
01:13:57,705 --> 01:14:04,745
I'm not Mr. Hobney
and this cult is busted. Yeah!
1133
01:14:04,879 --> 01:14:06,914
Shh.
1134
01:14:07,048 --> 01:14:09,150
Now, I'm gonna tell you
what's gonna happen next.
1135
01:14:09,283 --> 01:14:12,620
I feel I owe you a story,
Dale Domazar.
1136
01:14:12,753 --> 01:14:15,488
Uh, I wasn't finished.
1137
01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:18,092
A story
that might shed some light.
1138
01:14:18,626 --> 01:14:20,194
When I was a young man,
1139
01:14:20,328 --> 01:14:23,698
consumed with a terrible fever
to travel the world
1140
01:14:24,165 --> 01:14:26,901
in search of answers,
ancient answers,
1141
01:14:27,034 --> 01:14:28,569
for our modern predicament.
1142
01:14:28,903 --> 01:14:31,906
I found myself
high in the Andes, Peru.
1143
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,409
When I say high,
I was tripping, man,
1144
01:14:35,843 --> 01:14:38,446
on this potent ayahuasca.
1145
01:14:39,213 --> 01:14:41,849
And so, there I found myself
in the sacred valley,
1146
01:14:42,283 --> 01:14:45,586
in the long shadow
of the ancient citadel
1147
01:14:46,220 --> 01:14:47,487
of Machu Pikachu.
1148
01:14:47,621 --> 01:14:49,757
-It's, uh, Picchu.
-What?
1149
01:14:49,890 --> 01:14:52,593
It's, uh, it's, Machu Picchu.
1150
01:14:52,727 --> 01:14:54,929
Funny. I didn't see
you there, Mrs. Doyle.
1151
01:14:55,363 --> 01:14:56,864
Anyway, anyway, where was I?
1152
01:14:56,998 --> 01:14:59,400
Oh, yes. I met this shaman
who ferried me across
1153
01:14:59,533 --> 01:15:03,604
to the ancient island that
was lost in the mists of time.
1154
01:15:03,738 --> 01:15:06,007
You see, thousands of years ago,
1155
01:15:06,507 --> 01:15:09,677
the village was beset with
a terrible plague of leprosy,
1156
01:15:10,444 --> 01:15:13,280
and they banished those lepers
onto this island,
1157
01:15:13,414 --> 01:15:17,518
this nameless island.
Never given a name.
1158
01:15:17,651 --> 01:15:20,121
Not to this very day,
as far as I know.
1159
01:15:20,454 --> 01:15:21,956
And in the summer solstice,
1160
01:15:22,423 --> 01:15:24,892
the very same shaman
would return to the island
1161
01:15:25,459 --> 01:15:29,497
and surgically remove
the offending features
1162
01:15:29,630 --> 01:15:33,401
from the, uh,
wretched unfortunates.
1163
01:15:33,534 --> 01:15:36,837
And he would ferry it back
in a sack, a meat sack,
1164
01:15:36,971 --> 01:15:42,343
and he'd return to the village
and give it to a medicine woman
1165
01:15:42,476 --> 01:15:44,211
who was under the influence
1166
01:15:44,345 --> 01:15:46,180
of the very same
terrible hallucinogen
1167
01:15:46,313 --> 01:15:48,549
that I was then
reeling under myself.
1168
01:15:48,983 --> 01:15:55,423
And she prepared a meal
and served it up to the shaman
1169
01:15:55,556 --> 01:16:00,828
and it was a ritualistic
removal of sin from the village.
1170
01:16:01,328 --> 01:16:03,631
And for this, for this,
1171
01:16:03,764 --> 01:16:05,599
he was rewarded
1172
01:16:07,301 --> 01:16:13,774
with an ascension
into the after realms
1173
01:16:13,908 --> 01:16:16,010
and from there,
he had a great influence
1174
01:16:16,143 --> 01:16:18,079
on the events of this world.
1175
01:16:19,246 --> 01:16:21,449
And then the lepers,
well, they were--
1176
01:16:21,882 --> 01:16:24,151
they were welcomed back
and treated like royalty.
1177
01:16:24,285 --> 01:16:27,822
Oh, wow! So, they were
able to cure leprosy?
1178
01:16:27,955 --> 01:16:31,058
No, no, no.
Leprosy is a terrible disease
1179
01:16:31,192 --> 01:16:33,027
and it followed
its own course and--
1180
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:35,329
and they had to go back to
the island and then back again.
1181
01:16:35,463 --> 01:16:36,797
And the cycle repeated itself
1182
01:16:36,931 --> 01:16:39,600
until really the island
was just populated
1183
01:16:39,733 --> 01:16:41,802
with human worms.
1184
01:16:41,936 --> 01:16:44,271
Anyway, uh,
the point of the story
1185
01:16:44,405 --> 01:16:46,541
is that shaman ascended.
1186
01:16:46,674 --> 01:16:49,043
-He did?
-Oh, he did so.
1187
01:16:50,377 --> 01:16:53,180
Wow!
1188
01:16:53,647 --> 01:16:56,150
Mind blown!
1189
01:16:58,385 --> 01:16:59,753
Oh.
1190
01:16:59,887 --> 01:17:03,324
Oh, funny you
should say that.
1191
01:17:03,457 --> 01:17:05,459
What? What's so funny?
1192
01:17:05,594 --> 01:17:08,162
Oh, well, I think what
the master is trying to say
1193
01:17:08,295 --> 01:17:12,399
is that your brain damage
is also on the menu tonight.
1194
01:17:13,234 --> 01:17:14,502
I resent that!
1195
01:17:14,635 --> 01:17:16,237
It's funny, but, uh,
1196
01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:19,306
he eluded your honey trap
earlier tonight, Mrs. Doyle.
1197
01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,708
I believe that was a problem
1198
01:17:20,841 --> 01:17:22,343
with a different part
of his anatomy.
1199
01:17:22,476 --> 01:17:23,644
Well, we have one
of those ready to go as well.
1200
01:17:24,111 --> 01:17:27,616
Yeah. Yeah.
1201
01:17:28,149 --> 01:17:30,317
Well, while you simpletons
1202
01:17:30,451 --> 01:17:32,920
we're busy playing
your game of checkers,
1203
01:17:33,053 --> 01:17:36,857
I was all about
the royal game of chess.
1204
01:17:42,830 --> 01:17:44,198
King me!
1205
01:17:47,268 --> 01:17:50,304
Prepare another alter
and tell the doctor to brush up
1206
01:17:50,437 --> 01:17:52,973
on his lobotomy skills.
1207
01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:56,744
I think we have another
offering for the festivities.
1208
01:17:56,977 --> 01:17:59,947
I can't feel my eyes.
Why can't I feel my eyes?
1209
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:03,884
And that would be the,
uh, strong deliriant that you--
1210
01:18:04,018 --> 01:18:07,454
that you put in his drink.
That was my idea.
1211
01:18:08,389 --> 01:18:09,591
Nice one.
1212
01:18:15,763 --> 01:18:19,800
If I may, Master, I have
uncovered a hidden spy camera
1213
01:18:19,934 --> 01:18:21,902
on one of our trees
in the courtyard.
1214
01:18:22,036 --> 01:18:27,174
Wow! Leave it. Let the world
see our masterpiece.
1215
01:18:27,308 --> 01:18:29,910
You've done
terrific work, Dalton.
1216
01:18:30,044 --> 01:18:33,080
Thank you, Master.
May we ascend.
1217
01:18:38,419 --> 01:18:40,087
Now...
1218
01:18:41,188 --> 01:18:45,426
who do you think turned
this Cult Buster onto us?
1219
01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,161
I can think of somebody.
1220
01:19:37,646 --> 01:19:42,316
What the? That's who's been
stealing my signs?
1221
01:20:01,869 --> 01:20:03,804
Oh, my God. Brad.
1222
01:20:41,375 --> 01:20:43,077
Brad.
1223
01:21:33,728 --> 01:21:36,263
Prepare the altar.
1224
01:21:47,675 --> 01:21:49,410
Give him your heart.
1225
01:22:11,566 --> 01:22:14,301
I can feel you!
1226
01:22:35,422 --> 01:22:37,324
Drink!
1227
01:23:00,247 --> 01:23:02,951
So, do you have
anything left to say?
1228
01:23:03,083 --> 01:23:06,086
Uh, uh-uh.
1229
01:23:07,154 --> 01:23:08,388
I do!
1230
01:23:19,466 --> 01:23:22,035
I'd like to speak
with your manager!
1231
01:23:27,976 --> 01:23:29,677
Everybody on your hands now!
1232
01:23:29,811 --> 01:23:31,378
You are trespassing.
1233
01:23:37,284 --> 01:23:39,854
Bradley,
I'm here for you, honey.
1234
01:23:41,088 --> 01:23:45,058
I sent an email, but I can
see you guys are a little busy.
1235
01:23:45,192 --> 01:23:46,493
Don't move.
1236
01:23:49,463 --> 01:23:51,933
No, no, no, no, no.
1237
01:23:56,303 --> 01:23:58,740
Brad, honey? Brad, honey?
Are you okay? I'm here.
1238
01:23:58,873 --> 01:24:01,275
Hi. Hi, Cynthia.
1239
01:24:01,408 --> 01:24:04,344
Scenic City Realtor,
Kallie Jones.
1240
01:24:04,478 --> 01:24:09,116
They doped me
and stole my hair. Nice tattoo.
1241
01:24:09,249 --> 01:24:10,885
I've lived a life.
1242
01:24:12,052 --> 01:24:16,658
No, no. Don't listen to her.
You're here to ascend.
1243
01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:19,627
May we ascend.
Drink, you idiots.
1244
01:24:19,761 --> 01:24:23,698
No! We can
still ascend together.
1245
01:24:23,831 --> 01:24:27,267
We can see Master Jagori
in the after realms together.
1246
01:24:27,401 --> 01:24:29,369
Drink it! Please!
1247
01:24:29,503 --> 01:24:31,471
Step away from the patients.
1248
01:24:35,877 --> 01:24:39,814
Don't drink that.
Put that shit down.
1249
01:24:40,949 --> 01:24:45,553
Hold up. Hold up, okay?
Look at your leader now.
1250
01:24:46,186 --> 01:24:49,089
He doesn't love you. I do.
1251
01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:53,561
I love you. I love you guys.
1252
01:24:53,695 --> 01:24:56,296
Okay, we're gonna go. Can
you walk? Can you walk, honey?
1253
01:24:56,430 --> 01:24:59,299
Come on! Come on!
Stay back, Cynthia!
1254
01:24:59,433 --> 01:25:03,203
I'm here for you.
Put the drinks--
1255
01:25:03,337 --> 01:25:05,974
Yeah, put them down.
That's what we like.
1256
01:25:06,106 --> 01:25:07,441
Yeah, dump that shit.
1257
01:25:07,575 --> 01:25:08,776
Come on, honey.
Come on! It's time to go.
1258
01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:10,377
Wake up! Wake up!
1259
01:25:10,511 --> 01:25:11,879
This is a private ceremony.
1260
01:25:12,013 --> 01:25:13,748
What's your damage, lady?
1261
01:25:15,215 --> 01:25:17,085
Come on, honey. Come on.
1262
01:25:36,269 --> 01:25:38,271
Cynthia Doyle.
1263
01:26:03,330 --> 01:26:07,669
What the fuck is wrong with
you motherfuckers? Seriously!
1264
01:26:07,802 --> 01:26:10,538
Jesus Christ,
you wanna party, huh?
1265
01:26:10,672 --> 01:26:14,274
Dale Domazar, you manky
fucking mall cop, huh?
1266
01:26:14,408 --> 01:26:16,110
What about you, Kallie Jones?
1267
01:26:16,243 --> 01:26:17,512
You alcoholic
1268
01:26:17,645 --> 01:26:20,148
demented motherfucking
soccer mom!
1269
01:26:20,280 --> 01:26:22,150
Brad, you birthday boy.
1270
01:26:22,282 --> 01:26:24,852
Come blow out
your fucking candle!
1271
01:26:27,088 --> 01:26:29,222
Come on! I love everybody.
1272
01:26:29,356 --> 01:26:33,393
I love you
and I fucking love you! Come on!
1273
01:26:33,528 --> 01:26:35,730
Let's do it! Yeah!
1274
01:26:35,863 --> 01:26:39,299
This is my party.
My fucking party!
1275
01:26:51,179 --> 01:26:53,848
Come on down, bud. Come on.
1276
01:26:55,717 --> 01:26:56,784
Got ya.
1277
01:27:19,941 --> 01:27:27,280
And Cult Buster season two
is wrapped! Yeah!
1278
01:27:27,882 --> 01:27:28,950
Yeah!
1279
01:28:08,355 --> 01:28:11,826
Like I said before,
life isn't always
1280
01:28:11,959 --> 01:28:15,563
an inspirational
hand-stitched embroidery quote.
1281
01:28:17,231 --> 01:28:20,001
It's messy and unpredictable.
1282
01:28:20,868 --> 01:28:24,371
It's okay to not be in control.
1283
01:28:24,504 --> 01:28:26,140
It only took me
saving my husband
1284
01:28:26,274 --> 01:28:29,210
from a cannibalistic
death cult to realize that.
1285
01:28:29,342 --> 01:28:33,681
But hey, I'm only human
and I'm okay with that.
1286
01:28:35,850 --> 01:28:40,087
I've learned to let go
and let be what is.
1287
01:28:41,823 --> 01:28:44,357
We all wanna become
a part of something bigger
1288
01:28:44,491 --> 01:28:47,929
to feel important,
to feel needed,
1289
01:28:48,062 --> 01:28:50,497
but the most important thing
you'll ever be a part of
1290
01:28:50,631 --> 01:28:52,733
is right in front of you.
1291
01:31:16,277 --> 01:31:20,715
♪ I will ascend
with Master Jagori ♪
1292
01:31:20,848 --> 01:31:24,819
♪ This is the last time
you'll ever see me ♪
1293
01:31:24,952 --> 01:31:29,290
♪ I'm going up,
ascending to glory ♪
1294
01:31:29,423 --> 01:31:33,627
♪ This is the last time
you'll ever see me ♪
1295
01:31:33,761 --> 01:31:38,032
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
1296
01:31:38,165 --> 01:31:42,536
♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪
1297
01:31:42,670 --> 01:31:45,873
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
1298
01:31:46,007 --> 01:31:47,975
♪ Never gonna go down ♪
1299
01:31:50,544 --> 01:31:55,683
♪ This may be the last time
you'll ever see me ♪
1300
01:31:55,816 --> 01:31:59,653
♪ I got my wings
from Master Jagori ♪
1301
01:31:59,787 --> 01:32:03,524
♪ I'm never
gonna know your name ♪
1302
01:32:03,657 --> 01:32:05,659
♪ I'm never gonna know you ♪
1303
01:32:07,928 --> 01:32:10,698
♪ Oh, his name is my name ♪
1304
01:32:10,831 --> 01:32:12,833
♪ My name is your name ♪
1305
01:32:12,967 --> 01:32:17,638
♪ My name is just the same ♪
1306
01:32:17,772 --> 01:32:19,473
♪ He will take me ♪
1307
01:32:19,607 --> 01:32:25,880
♪ Master Jagori,
he will take me where I go ♪
1308
01:32:26,013 --> 01:32:29,617
♪ The ascension is ♪
1309
01:32:29,750 --> 01:32:33,254
♪ The way ♪
1310
01:32:34,822 --> 01:32:39,093
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
1311
01:32:39,226 --> 01:32:43,564
♪ I'm never gonna go down ♪
1312
01:32:43,697 --> 01:32:46,901
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
1313
01:32:47,034 --> 01:32:49,737
♪ Never gonna go down ♪
1314
01:32:52,073 --> 01:32:55,643
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
1315
01:32:55,776 --> 01:32:58,579
♪ Never gonna go down ♪
1316
01:33:00,881 --> 01:33:04,519
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
1317
01:33:04,652 --> 01:33:09,457
♪ Never gonna go down ♪
1318
01:33:09,590 --> 01:33:13,327
♪ I'm going up, up, up ♪
1319
01:33:13,461 --> 01:33:15,129
♪ Never gonna go down ♪
1320
01:33:18,265 --> 01:33:21,802
♪ Yeah ♪
1321
01:33:26,107 --> 01:33:30,478
♪ This may be the last time
you'll ever see me ♪
1322
01:33:30,611 --> 01:33:35,316
♪ I got my wings
from Master Jagori ♪
1323
01:33:35,449 --> 01:33:40,020
♪ I'm going up,
wind's going to take me ♪
1324
01:33:40,154 --> 01:33:44,725
♪ This may be the last time
you'll ever see me ♪
1325
01:33:44,859 --> 01:33:46,627
♪ I'm going up ♪
1326
01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:48,129
Oh, what is it?
What have you done?
1327
01:33:48,262 --> 01:33:49,964
- I'm going up.
- What have you done?
1328
01:33:50,097 --> 01:33:51,566
-I'm sorry, Master Jagori.
-That's not right.
1329
01:33:51,699 --> 01:33:53,367
-I'm sorry.
-Just start again.