1 00:00:02,795 --> 00:00:05,840 (intense dramatic music) 2 00:00:05,882 --> 00:00:08,968 (graphics whooshing) 3 00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:12,513 (intense dramatic music) 4 00:00:18,770 --> 00:00:21,606 (upbeat pop music) 5 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:19,455 - [Samantha] It seems everyone has found love but me. 6 00:01:19,497 --> 00:01:20,665 What is love? 7 00:01:21,457 --> 00:01:24,043 And where do you find a good man? 8 00:01:24,085 --> 00:01:25,503 Could you tell me, please? 9 00:01:26,629 --> 00:01:29,257 I want to walk in the park with someone. 10 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,468 I want to laugh with the love of my life. 11 00:01:34,345 --> 00:01:37,348 And when will I find that true love? 12 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:42,145 It must be true that all men 13 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:45,857 are broken, busted, misfits, 14 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,316 married, 15 00:01:47,358 --> 00:01:47,859 or 16 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,194 in jail. 17 00:01:50,236 --> 00:01:53,156 What does it take to have a good marriage? 18 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:55,783 Heck, even a good relationship? 19 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:02,874 - [Host] And minimizing your television and phone time 20 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:06,169 before bed, but keeping everything ready for morning. 21 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:08,296 For example, if you wish to go to the gym, 22 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,923 then put out your gym outfit before you go to bed. 23 00:02:12,759 --> 00:02:15,053 - All right. What are we watching today? 24 00:02:15,094 --> 00:02:16,888 - Hey, we watching something that's telling me 25 00:02:16,929 --> 00:02:18,306 how to get up early. 26 00:02:19,140 --> 00:02:20,349 - Okay. 27 00:02:21,059 --> 00:02:23,811 - But I have a question for you. 28 00:02:23,853 --> 00:02:26,898 Were you out to lunch when I was talking about love? 29 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,527 With that being said, 30 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:33,529 I always wanted to perform the wedding 31 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:36,240 of my daughter and future son-in-law, 32 00:02:36,282 --> 00:02:39,035 but honey, you can't marry hope. 33 00:02:39,077 --> 00:02:40,411 You got to marry a man. 34 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:45,166 So let me give you the pages of love. 35 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:49,003 For the letter A, you want an anointed man. 36 00:02:49,045 --> 00:02:51,297 Anybody can be dipped in water. 37 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:53,758 I'm talking about the true anointing. 38 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,469 You want a man that will accommodate, 39 00:02:56,511 --> 00:03:00,640 appreciate, accept, and acknowledge you. 40 00:03:01,933 --> 00:03:05,478 For the letter B, you want a Bible-believing man, 41 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,730 a man that is benevolent, 42 00:03:07,772 --> 00:03:10,274 a man that is not broke, 43 00:03:10,316 --> 00:03:13,820 and one that will not leave you brokenhearted. 44 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,780 - Not broke. Not broke. 45 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:17,448 - And for the letter C, 46 00:03:17,490 --> 00:03:20,910 you can't seek comfort under the covers. 47 00:03:20,952 --> 00:03:23,413 You want a man that is credible, 48 00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:26,207 concerned, considerate, 49 00:03:26,249 --> 00:03:28,543 and will make a commitment to you 50 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:31,129 and make you his centerpiece. 51 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:32,505 You know, like a classic man. 52 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:34,632 - Mmm, I love a classic man. 53 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:36,843 - So you want a companion? 54 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,178 - No, my shirt says it all. 55 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,722 I have my dog, 56 00:03:40,763 --> 00:03:43,182 'cause men are either broke, married, busted, 57 00:03:43,224 --> 00:03:45,143 or getting three squares a day. 58 00:03:45,184 --> 00:03:46,978 - Three squares? What's that? 59 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,231 - Three square meals a day in jail, 60 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,108 where the taxpayers are paying for their medical, 61 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:53,609 dental, and vision. 62 00:03:53,651 --> 00:03:58,239 - Gotcha. Never heard it put that way though before. 63 00:03:58,281 --> 00:03:59,657 Well, I know someone. 64 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:02,618 His name is Mariano and he's an accountant. 65 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:05,329 - An accountant or an errand boy? 66 00:04:05,371 --> 00:04:06,581 - Now wait a minute. 67 00:04:06,622 --> 00:04:08,916 Would I suggest an errand boy for you? 68 00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:09,667 - Hmm. 69 00:04:10,918 --> 00:04:14,088 - He jogs three miles every evening in the park. 70 00:04:14,130 --> 00:04:15,673 Want me to give him your number? 71 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:18,426 - Don't give no broke, busted bum my number. 72 00:04:18,468 --> 00:04:19,844 I'll meet him there. 73 00:04:20,762 --> 00:04:23,097 - Okay. - Bye. 74 00:04:23,139 --> 00:04:24,348 - See you later. 75 00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:39,363 (upbeat pop music) 76 00:04:54,587 --> 00:04:58,007 - Hoo, been a long time since I had a steak. 77 00:04:58,049 --> 00:04:59,550 You, uh, you mind? You got this? 78 00:05:01,386 --> 00:05:03,513 Well, see, I was running earlier, 79 00:05:03,554 --> 00:05:05,223 and I didn't wanna be late, 80 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:07,558 so I, I left my wallet at home. 81 00:05:09,394 --> 00:05:10,728 I got you next time. 82 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:14,899 (date sighs) 83 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:18,820 (knuckles rapping) 84 00:05:18,861 --> 00:05:20,321 - Knock, knock, baby girl. How are you? 85 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:23,366 - I'm doing good. How are you doing? 86 00:05:23,408 --> 00:05:24,992 - I'm okay. 87 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:26,369 - How was your date? 88 00:05:26,411 --> 00:05:28,037 - Well, I didn't meet your next daddy, 89 00:05:28,079 --> 00:05:29,414 if that's what you're asking. 90 00:05:30,206 --> 00:05:32,041 - Oh Jesus, Mom. 91 00:05:32,083 --> 00:05:35,586 I'm really not trying to see you be lonely. 92 00:05:35,628 --> 00:05:40,299 How about you meet a man on his death bed? 93 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:43,302 And that green can keep you company, 94 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:45,054 if you know what I mean. 95 00:05:45,096 --> 00:05:47,390 - You're all the company that I need, thank you. 96 00:05:47,432 --> 00:05:50,727 - Mmm, I wouldn't move so fast. 97 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:53,521 I can't fulfill those needs right there. 98 00:05:53,563 --> 00:05:55,356 - Okay. Goodnight and I love you. 99 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:56,357 Bye. 100 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:57,191 - I love you, too. 101 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:03,030 Sugar daddy 102 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:05,616 dating website. 103 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:23,801 (traffic humming) 104 00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:34,103 (indistinct background chatter) 105 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:34,937 - [Samantha] Hi, are you Paul? 106 00:06:34,979 --> 00:06:35,980 - Yes I am. 107 00:06:36,022 --> 00:06:37,482 - Well, good evening. How are you? 108 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,442 - I'm sparkling fine. 109 00:06:39,484 --> 00:06:41,110 But that's lookin' great. 110 00:06:41,152 --> 00:06:42,445 I'm alive and not in jail. 111 00:06:42,487 --> 00:06:44,405 Call it a win. 112 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,157 - [Samantha] Hmm. 113 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:52,163 (phone ringing) 114 00:06:52,205 --> 00:06:53,748 - Hello? 115 00:06:53,790 --> 00:06:56,417 - [Samantha] Hey, Mom. - What's up? 116 00:06:56,459 --> 00:06:58,461 - [Samantha] I had another bad date. 117 00:06:58,503 --> 00:06:59,712 - What happened? 118 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,298 - [Samantha] He was complimenting my breastuses 119 00:07:02,340 --> 00:07:05,343 and basically said he's glad he is not jail. 120 00:07:05,385 --> 00:07:07,512 - Honey, I'm sorry that happened. 121 00:07:07,553 --> 00:07:10,014 Well, today is Wednesday and you know we'll have 122 00:07:10,056 --> 00:07:12,475 our pajama party tonight and we can talk about 123 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:14,060 the pages of love. 124 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:19,023 So come on over so we can have our pajama party. 125 00:07:20,108 --> 00:07:22,485 - [Samantha] Okay. Can you believe this dude? 126 00:07:22,527 --> 00:07:23,528 - I cannot. 127 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:25,613 Where did you meet this person at? 128 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:28,116 - [Samantha] Social media datin'. 129 00:07:28,157 --> 00:07:30,618 - Well, I think it's time to put social media dating 130 00:07:30,660 --> 00:07:32,578 to bed, okay? 131 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,663 - [Samantha] I agree, 'cause he was trying 132 00:07:33,704 --> 00:07:35,164 to take me to bed. 133 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:36,624 - Sorry about that, honey. 134 00:07:36,666 --> 00:07:38,876 I'll see you later tonight, okay? 135 00:07:38,918 --> 00:07:41,546 - [Samantha] All right. - All right. Bye-bye. 136 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:50,555 Oh, look at that. 137 00:07:51,723 --> 00:07:54,350 - You see how these lions are fierce? 138 00:07:54,392 --> 00:07:55,852 - Yeah. 139 00:07:55,893 --> 00:07:57,979 - We need men to be fierce about paying child support. 140 00:07:59,188 --> 00:08:03,693 - I'm sorry about your bad date, but you will find love. 141 00:08:03,735 --> 00:08:05,778 Did you ever meet up with Mariano? 142 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:07,280 - No, not till Saturday. 143 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,323 - Well, he is a nice guy. 144 00:08:09,365 --> 00:08:10,658 - I don't like blind dates by you, 145 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:12,702 and you say everybody is nice. 146 00:08:12,744 --> 00:08:14,203 - Mariano is nice. 147 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:17,248 But anyway, let's get back to our pages of love 148 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:18,499 for the letter D. 149 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,918 You want a determined, distinguished man, 150 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:24,047 one who won't leave you disappointed. 151 00:08:24,088 --> 00:08:26,466 - I think you forgot a D word in there. 152 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:27,675 - What word was that? 153 00:08:27,717 --> 00:08:29,385 - You don't want a dog of a man? 154 00:08:29,427 --> 00:08:31,387 - No, you don't want a dog of a man, 155 00:08:31,429 --> 00:08:33,431 but don't compare a dog and a man. 156 00:08:33,473 --> 00:08:35,058 Dogs are loyal. 157 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:36,267 - Hmm, that is so true. 158 00:08:36,309 --> 00:08:38,811 I just don't have on my dog T-shirt today. 159 00:08:38,853 --> 00:08:41,230 - Maybe you can wear it tomorrow. 160 00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:43,107 Now, on to the letter E. 161 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:46,235 For the letter E, you want an educated man. 162 00:08:46,277 --> 00:08:49,405 You want a man who is eager to serve you. 163 00:08:49,447 --> 00:08:53,534 You want a man who will enrich your life and encourage you. 164 00:08:53,576 --> 00:08:55,745 Lastly, you want a man who will speak 165 00:08:55,787 --> 00:08:57,955 edifying things over you. 166 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:02,710 For the letter F, you want a man who is fond of you, 167 00:09:02,752 --> 00:09:04,879 will make you his favorite person, 168 00:09:04,921 --> 00:09:07,632 and also a man that's gonna be faithful. 169 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:12,095 - I think you need to revamp your pages of love, dear. 170 00:09:13,304 --> 00:09:17,433 You forgot how many Black men are distinguished? 171 00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:20,603 Can you get off of your Black thing? 172 00:09:20,645 --> 00:09:23,147 Stop livin' in the past. 173 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:26,025 - I know you have these children and the Black men 174 00:09:26,067 --> 00:09:29,237 aren't paying the child support, but let's move on. 175 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,738 Find somebody who's nice, 176 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:33,574 who's gonna be willin' to take care of you, 177 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:36,494 your lovely children, and that's gonna be good. 178 00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:38,079 You will find love. 179 00:09:38,121 --> 00:09:39,205 - A Black man? 180 00:09:39,247 --> 00:09:41,791 - I don't care what color the man is. 181 00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:45,545 Just find love and live a full life. 182 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,505 - Black love is true. 183 00:09:47,547 --> 00:09:49,632 - Black love is true. It's got to be. 184 00:09:49,674 --> 00:09:51,884 You see all these Black people running around here? 185 00:09:51,926 --> 00:09:54,220 They're doing something to procreate. 186 00:09:55,513 --> 00:09:57,598 - Procreate. What does that mean? 187 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:59,308 - To make babies. 188 00:09:59,350 --> 00:10:01,060 - Mmm. Okay. 189 00:10:02,228 --> 00:10:03,771 I'm gonna go ahead and take the remote 190 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:07,358 because you are watching too much Hallmark Channel. 191 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,068 - Can you stop it? 192 00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:12,697 - [Samantha] Love is always a gamble, 193 00:10:12,739 --> 00:10:15,450 and I have been gambling with my love life. 194 00:10:16,659 --> 00:10:19,579 I've had my fair share of bad men, 195 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,038 let me tell you. 196 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:25,293 There was Charles, who couldn't charm his way into a job. 197 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,377 Then there was Scott 198 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:29,964 in sales who wanted a side piece. 199 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:33,551 Then there was Kyrie, 200 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:35,386 who wanted you to pay. 201 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:42,518 - Why do you and Dad have such a good relationship? 202 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,604 - Relationships are work. 203 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,564 We have a strong foundation. 204 00:10:46,606 --> 00:10:50,526 We've got trust, grace, peace, loyalty, 205 00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:52,278 and a whole lot of love. 206 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,490 - You talking like your life is a Lifetime movie. 207 00:10:55,531 --> 00:10:57,200 - Well, your Dad loves me. 208 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,660 He's accepted you as his daughter. 209 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,287 And where do you think Lifetime is getting 210 00:11:01,329 --> 00:11:02,413 those stories from? 211 00:11:02,455 --> 00:11:04,874 Somebody's experiencing a fairytale love. 212 00:11:04,916 --> 00:11:06,375 - Okay, well it ain't me. 213 00:11:06,417 --> 00:11:08,211 But I don't want to be one of those girls 214 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,380 who can't find love because something's wrong with her. 215 00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:12,715 Now it really is true that all the good guys 216 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:15,218 are either taken or in jail. 217 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,969 - Well, when you're fishin' the gutter, 218 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:19,722 you're gonna come up with sewage and rats. 219 00:11:19,764 --> 00:11:21,057 - Tell me about that. 220 00:11:21,099 --> 00:11:23,893 - Baby, it's all in God's timin'. 221 00:11:23,935 --> 00:11:25,686 - Well, let's see about God's timing 222 00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,271 'cause I have a date this Friday. 223 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:30,233 - Why did you have all those kids? 224 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:33,277 - (laughs) Because I was young, dumb, 225 00:11:33,319 --> 00:11:36,406 full of eggs and I was looking for somethin' supersized. 226 00:11:36,447 --> 00:11:37,907 - Did you find your supersize? 227 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:40,493 - No, more like a Hershey's chocolate chip. 228 00:11:40,535 --> 00:11:42,912 - Well, you've got no size now. 229 00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:45,623 Stop lettin' those men get you high off promises 230 00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:48,376 and drunk off cheap dreams. 231 00:11:48,418 --> 00:11:50,753 - I like that one. You should sell that phrase. 232 00:11:50,795 --> 00:11:51,921 - I think I may. 233 00:11:51,963 --> 00:11:54,173 But I want you to stop it. 234 00:11:54,215 --> 00:11:56,843 - Yes, ma'am. - Okay, good. 235 00:11:58,386 --> 00:12:02,348 (kids playing) (people talking indistinctly) 236 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:03,266 - Hey. 237 00:12:03,307 --> 00:12:04,392 - [Samantha] Hi, are you Mariano? 238 00:12:04,434 --> 00:12:05,601 - Yeah. Are you Sam? - [Samantha] Yes. 239 00:12:05,643 --> 00:12:06,769 - Nice to meet you. - [Samantha] Likewise. 240 00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:07,812 - You look great. - [Samantha] Thank you. 241 00:12:07,854 --> 00:12:09,272 - Thank you for coming out. 242 00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:10,857 But you know you can take off your mask, though. 243 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,108 I don't have Covid. 244 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:14,444 - [Samantha] You know, it's okay. I'm good. 245 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:15,862 (Mariano laughs) 246 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,321 - Well, your mom does say nice things about you, though. 247 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:18,698 - [Samantha] She says that about everybody. 248 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,491 - Oh, ha-ha. Okay. 249 00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:22,535 - [Samantha] Let's cut the chit chat. 250 00:12:22,577 --> 00:12:23,411 Are you single? 251 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,662 - Yeah. Why do you ask? 252 00:12:24,704 --> 00:12:25,913 - [Samantha] Because I ain't got time for games. 253 00:12:25,955 --> 00:12:28,166 - Okay, well, I'm not playing any, but, 254 00:12:28,207 --> 00:12:30,960 so do you wanna go on a horseback ride with me actually? 255 00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:33,129 - [Samantha] What? On an old nag? 256 00:12:33,171 --> 00:12:35,965 - No, like a horseback through the country. 257 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:37,216 - [Samantha] How much is it? 258 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:38,718 - You don't have to worry about that. 259 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,387 I'm a real man. I pay for all of that. 260 00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:42,638 - [Samantha] Mmm, we'll see. 261 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,931 - Come on. Let's go for a walk. 262 00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,183 Get to know each other. 263 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:49,228 (bright pop music) 264 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:55,109 (horse chewing) 265 00:12:58,196 --> 00:13:00,656 Thanks for coming on this date with me. 266 00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:02,450 - Okay, this is a date? 267 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:03,618 - Yes. (rooster crows) 268 00:13:03,659 --> 00:13:04,786 No. - Okay, then. 269 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:05,870 - Yes. - Yes. 270 00:13:05,912 --> 00:13:06,954 - [Rae] Hi, guys. 271 00:13:06,996 --> 00:13:07,872 - How you doing? - Hi. 272 00:13:07,914 --> 00:13:09,373 - [Rae] Welcome to the ranch. 273 00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:11,417 So I'm gonna walk you guys through a little bit 274 00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:13,544 of horse safety before we get started. 275 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,837 - Okay. 276 00:13:14,879 --> 00:13:15,922 - If you guys wanna follow me over to the arena, 277 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:16,964 we can get started. 278 00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:18,591 - Okay. - Okay, great. 279 00:13:18,633 --> 00:13:20,009 - Gonna be fun. 280 00:13:25,765 --> 00:13:27,266 - So when we open the gate, 281 00:13:27,308 --> 00:13:29,018 we always open the gate the way that the horse is going in. 282 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:31,771 So if we're gonna go into the gate, we wanna open it in. 283 00:13:31,813 --> 00:13:33,606 That way she doesn't get stuck in it. 284 00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:34,774 - [Samantha] Okay. 285 00:13:34,816 --> 00:13:36,025 - It's safe for you guys, it's safe for her. 286 00:13:36,067 --> 00:13:39,987 So I'm gonna have you guys stand over here. 287 00:13:41,948 --> 00:13:44,826 And I'm gonna turn her around. 288 00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,536 - [Samantha] Okay, good. Thank you. 289 00:13:46,577 --> 00:13:48,037 - [Rae] You're welcome. 290 00:13:48,079 --> 00:13:51,040 (engine rumbling) 291 00:13:53,793 --> 00:13:56,796 Okay, you guys are welcome to come in. 292 00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:59,382 And I will shut the gate behind you. 293 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:01,050 All right, so I'm gonna move her over. 294 00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:02,385 We're gonna walk in. - [Mariano] Okay. 295 00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:03,761 - So you guys can stand on this side. 296 00:14:03,803 --> 00:14:07,473 - [Mariano] Oh, sorry. - [Rae] That's okay. 297 00:14:11,102 --> 00:14:13,646 Come on. Stand right here. 298 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:14,439 Thank you. 299 00:14:21,112 --> 00:14:23,156 Okay, here we go. 300 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:26,534 (Mariano talking indistinctly) (Samantha laughs) 301 00:14:26,576 --> 00:14:27,910 (Rae talking indistinctly) 302 00:14:27,952 --> 00:14:29,328 All right, you ready to go? 303 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,580 - Yup. 304 00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:31,789 - [Rae] All right, so climb up to the very top. 305 00:14:31,831 --> 00:14:33,916 It's gonna be wiggly 'cause it's on the sand. 306 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,585 All right, this hand goes here. 307 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:37,628 And. 308 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:39,881 Just get her. 309 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:42,258 One hand on the back of the saddle. 310 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,552 There you go. And just swing over and sit down. 311 00:14:46,262 --> 00:14:47,722 There you go. - Oh my god. 312 00:14:47,764 --> 00:14:50,933 - [Rae] The saddle is gonna move. 313 00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:51,934 How do you feel? 314 00:14:51,976 --> 00:14:53,436 - It's cool. - [Rae] Good? 315 00:14:53,478 --> 00:14:54,937 - [Mariano] Yeah. 316 00:14:54,979 --> 00:14:56,272 - [Rae] All right, now I want you to take a deep breath in. 317 00:14:56,314 --> 00:14:59,692 Deep breath out. Wiggle your shoulders. 318 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,778 It's supposed be fun. 319 00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:04,363 You'll be all right. - Nah, feels good. 320 00:15:04,405 --> 00:15:07,241 (bright pop music) 321 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:16,667 - Ah, a horseback ride? 322 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:18,127 This is so nice. 323 00:15:18,169 --> 00:15:20,630 And it is so refreshing for me 324 00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,965 to not have to pay for the date. 325 00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,675 I tell you, men. 326 00:15:26,511 --> 00:15:27,887 Mmm. 327 00:15:27,929 --> 00:15:29,097 He smells so good. 328 00:15:30,556 --> 00:15:33,726 And oh, he feels good, too. 329 00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:36,562 (bright pop music) 330 00:16:04,382 --> 00:16:05,758 Thanks for the horseback ride. 331 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,009 - Yeah, definitely. It was fun. 332 00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:09,303 Thank you for coming out on this date with me. 333 00:16:09,345 --> 00:16:11,013 Hope I get to see you soon again. 334 00:16:11,055 --> 00:16:12,682 - I don't let men come to my house, I'm sorry. 335 00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:15,476 - Well, you can come to my house and I can cook for you. 336 00:16:15,518 --> 00:16:17,437 I'm free around seven on Saturday. 337 00:16:18,646 --> 00:16:20,940 - You want me to come by to meet your girlfriend? 338 00:16:20,982 --> 00:16:22,191 (Mariano laughs) 339 00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:23,192 - I told you I ain't got no girlfriend. 340 00:16:23,234 --> 00:16:24,736 You the only one I'm seeing. 341 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,196 - Only time we'll tell. 342 00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,490 - Okay, come on, let's go. 343 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:41,335 - So how was your date with Mariano? 344 00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:43,171 - [Samantha] It was good. He's nice. 345 00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:45,006 - I told you. 346 00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,883 - [Samantha] You don't know him like that. 347 00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:49,802 Anyways, Alexa, is it legal for men 348 00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:51,137 to not pay child support? 349 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,224 - [Alexa] Here's something I found on the web. 350 00:16:55,266 --> 00:16:58,061 According to huffpages.com, 351 00:16:58,102 --> 00:17:01,064 each day thousands of men are taken to court, 352 00:17:01,105 --> 00:17:02,398 ordered to pay their child support 353 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:04,776 and placed in jail if they do not pay. 354 00:17:05,985 --> 00:17:09,113 - [Samantha] Thank you. I like your response. 355 00:17:09,155 --> 00:17:11,949 - Well, Alexa can't help you, 356 00:17:11,991 --> 00:17:14,035 but my pages of love can. 357 00:17:14,077 --> 00:17:17,080 For the letter G, you want a godly man. 358 00:17:17,121 --> 00:17:21,084 You want a great, giving, generous gentleman. 359 00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:22,418 - [Samantha] Yes. 360 00:17:22,460 --> 00:17:26,672 - Now for the letter H, you want a happy, humorous, 361 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:31,302 healthy man and one that won't leave you heartbroken. 362 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:34,472 For the letter I, you want an inspirational, 363 00:17:34,514 --> 00:17:37,016 intelligent man, and you want a man that can 364 00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:39,310 give you true intimacy, 365 00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:42,105 because after the sex is gone, 366 00:17:42,146 --> 00:17:44,107 intimacy will be what you need. 367 00:17:44,148 --> 00:17:46,943 Now, that's enough of our pages of love. 368 00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:49,112 Let's get ready for bed, okay? 369 00:17:49,153 --> 00:17:50,029 Goodnight. 370 00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:51,239 - [Samantha] Okay. Goodnight. 371 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:53,241 Thank you so much. - Okay. 372 00:18:04,961 --> 00:18:07,922 (knuckles rapping) 373 00:18:10,341 --> 00:18:11,759 - Hey. - [Samantha] Hi. 374 00:18:11,801 --> 00:18:13,261 - Thanks for comin'. 375 00:18:13,302 --> 00:18:15,596 - [Samantha] Wow. You have a nice home. 376 00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,223 Has a woman's touch. 377 00:18:17,265 --> 00:18:18,349 Is this Airbnb? 378 00:18:18,391 --> 00:18:20,601 - Oh, ha-ha. No, it's not. 379 00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:24,147 But I am looking for somebody to share this with. 380 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:25,440 - Good luck. 381 00:18:25,481 --> 00:18:26,899 - Well, for a first date, 382 00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:28,943 I thought we should do a little bit of a Bible study, 383 00:18:28,985 --> 00:18:30,820 if that's okay with you, 384 00:18:30,862 --> 00:18:32,071 to come join me at the table? 385 00:18:32,113 --> 00:18:33,906 - Great. I have the Bible on my phone. 386 00:18:35,074 --> 00:18:36,909 - I bought you one. - Oh, thank you. 387 00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:37,702 - No problem. 388 00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:43,291 Let me anoint you with some oil and do a little prayer. 389 00:18:44,834 --> 00:18:47,378 "No weapon formed against you shall prosper. 390 00:18:49,047 --> 00:18:50,798 Lift up my eyes to the hill. 391 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,092 Where does my help come from? 392 00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:54,886 My help comes from the Lord, 393 00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,554 the maker of heaven and earth. 394 00:18:56,596 --> 00:18:58,181 He will not let your foot slip. 395 00:18:58,222 --> 00:19:00,183 He watches over you." 396 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,852 - [Samantha] Hmm, first date, Bible study. 397 00:19:04,062 --> 00:19:06,856 Good start, but what's the catch? 398 00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:10,359 (gentle acoustic music) 399 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:22,121 - "The Lord knows the thoughts of man. 400 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:24,540 He knows that they are futile." 401 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,588 - Amen. Thank you for reading the word of God. 402 00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:31,422 - Definitely. 403 00:19:31,464 --> 00:19:32,882 - [Samantha] That was lovely. 404 00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:34,092 - Makes you think about that. 405 00:19:34,133 --> 00:19:35,259 - I think this is a great first date, 406 00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:36,552 reading the word of God. 407 00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:38,054 - I'm glad. - Can't go wrong with that. 408 00:19:38,096 --> 00:19:39,889 - I'm glad you had a good time. 409 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:41,099 - I did. 410 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:42,683 - I hope I get to see you again for sure. 411 00:19:42,725 --> 00:19:43,559 - You will. 412 00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:51,526 (melodic pop music) 413 00:20:18,219 --> 00:20:19,637 - Mmm. 414 00:20:19,679 --> 00:20:21,222 How's your food? 415 00:20:21,264 --> 00:20:22,306 - Good, thank you. 416 00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:24,851 - No problem. Let me get the check. 417 00:20:27,228 --> 00:20:29,021 Oh. - You don't have your wallet? 418 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:32,608 You know what? I'm not here to pay your damn bills. 419 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,860 - I understand. 420 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:37,238 I want us to be successful together, not apart. 421 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,906 - I go to PTA meetings by myself, 422 00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:41,284 gymnastics by myself as a single parent, 423 00:20:41,325 --> 00:20:43,119 and it's quite embarrassing. 424 00:20:43,161 --> 00:20:44,537 - I understand. 425 00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:47,582 I can't take away the pain from your past relationships, 426 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,250 but I can fix it by showing you how much 427 00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,460 I adore and love you. 428 00:20:50,501 --> 00:20:51,586 - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. 429 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:53,796 - Okay. 430 00:20:53,838 --> 00:20:55,131 You have a lot of bad memories stored 431 00:20:55,173 --> 00:20:56,591 in your mental Rolodex, 432 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:59,927 but now I think it's time for you to hop on board 433 00:20:59,969 --> 00:21:01,345 a cloud-based company man. 434 00:21:02,138 --> 00:21:03,890 Come on, let's get outta here. 435 00:21:03,931 --> 00:21:05,391 - Did you find your wallet? 436 00:21:06,142 --> 00:21:07,310 - No. 437 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:08,519 I think they might take Apple Pay, though. 438 00:21:08,561 --> 00:21:10,104 I'll go check. - Okay. 439 00:21:25,453 --> 00:21:28,623 (knuckles rapping) 440 00:21:35,213 --> 00:21:36,381 - Hey. - [Samantha] Hi! 441 00:21:36,422 --> 00:21:37,298 - Welcome. 442 00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,341 Nice to see you again. 443 00:21:38,383 --> 00:21:39,342 - Likewise. 444 00:21:39,384 --> 00:21:40,760 - Please, come sit down. - Okay. 445 00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:44,931 - Okay. 446 00:21:45,973 --> 00:21:48,309 (water bubbling) 447 00:21:48,351 --> 00:21:50,019 Think this is all ready for you. 448 00:21:50,061 --> 00:21:50,853 - Okay. 449 00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,021 - Put one foot in here, 450 00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:53,648 one foot up here. 451 00:21:53,689 --> 00:21:55,525 Tell me a little bit more about yourself. 452 00:21:55,566 --> 00:21:57,360 - Well, I love guns. 453 00:21:57,402 --> 00:21:58,486 I'm a Christian. 454 00:21:58,528 --> 00:22:00,238 I like going to the gym. 455 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:02,573 I'm a single mom who ain't got time for games 456 00:22:02,615 --> 00:22:04,784 and I'm not gonna sleep with you. 457 00:22:04,826 --> 00:22:06,035 - Well, all right. 458 00:22:06,077 --> 00:22:07,161 I wasn't looking for any of that, 459 00:22:07,203 --> 00:22:09,497 but how old are your kids? 460 00:22:09,539 --> 00:22:12,208 - 21 and 15. - Oh, that's good. 461 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:13,918 Can't wait to have kids of my own. 462 00:22:16,087 --> 00:22:17,130 - Okay. 463 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:18,423 - How does that feel? 464 00:22:18,464 --> 00:22:19,882 - It feels good, but what are you up to? 465 00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:20,758 - How does it feel? 466 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:23,177 - Oh, it feels good. Thank you. 467 00:22:23,219 --> 00:22:24,429 - No problem. 468 00:22:25,346 --> 00:22:27,640 So let's get this toe dried up. 469 00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:33,771 I got a couple of selections of paint for you, too. 470 00:22:33,813 --> 00:22:34,605 - Okay. 471 00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:35,857 - You wanna pick a color out? 472 00:22:36,858 --> 00:22:39,527 Here's your couple of options for you. 473 00:22:41,362 --> 00:22:43,322 You like any of these? 474 00:22:43,364 --> 00:22:44,407 - I like this color here. 475 00:22:44,449 --> 00:22:47,076 - Okay, nice color. 476 00:22:47,118 --> 00:22:49,454 Little bougie, but it's okay. 477 00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:54,834 Oh, you like the buttery colors, huh? 478 00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:56,544 (Samantha giggles) 479 00:22:56,586 --> 00:22:59,964 Okay, so this little piggy went to the market. 480 00:23:02,133 --> 00:23:04,886 (upbeat pop music) 481 00:23:37,627 --> 00:23:39,170 So, what do you like to do? 482 00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:43,174 - I like to pray, travel, cook, 483 00:23:43,216 --> 00:23:44,926 and spend time with the kids. 484 00:23:44,967 --> 00:23:47,553 - Okay, so all the same things I like doin'. 485 00:23:48,805 --> 00:23:50,139 - Okay. 486 00:23:50,181 --> 00:23:53,142 (water bubbling) 487 00:23:53,184 --> 00:23:53,893 - Okay. 488 00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:57,688 I think we're all done here. 489 00:23:59,816 --> 00:24:01,484 Just let those dry up a little bit. 490 00:24:01,526 --> 00:24:02,610 How does it look? 491 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:06,656 - Wow, it looks better than what any shop could do. 492 00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:08,699 - Oh, stop. It look that good? 493 00:24:08,741 --> 00:24:10,201 - It does. - I try. 494 00:24:11,369 --> 00:24:13,538 So it was a fun date with you today again. 495 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:14,914 I love always seeing you. 496 00:24:15,915 --> 00:24:18,209 You mind coming back next week, same time? 497 00:24:18,251 --> 00:24:20,044 - Sure. Sounds good. 498 00:24:20,086 --> 00:24:21,337 - You want anything else? 499 00:24:21,379 --> 00:24:22,255 You got anything else you wanna do? 500 00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:23,923 You hungry or anything? 501 00:24:23,965 --> 00:24:25,967 - I actually am hungry. I love Thai food. 502 00:24:26,008 --> 00:24:27,552 - Oh, there's a Thai pool place around the corner 503 00:24:27,593 --> 00:24:29,595 if you want to go after your feet dry and all that. 504 00:24:29,637 --> 00:24:31,055 - Okay, sounds good. 505 00:24:31,097 --> 00:24:32,473 - Okay, let's just wait for it to dry. 506 00:24:32,515 --> 00:24:34,475 Then we can hit the road. 507 00:24:34,517 --> 00:24:35,518 - Okay. 508 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,894 - Clean all this up, too. 509 00:24:42,734 --> 00:24:45,737 (audience laughs) 510 00:24:47,405 --> 00:24:50,575 (knuckles rapping) 511 00:24:56,122 --> 00:24:57,331 Hey. - [Samantha] Hi! 512 00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:58,458 - How you doin'? - Good. 513 00:24:58,499 --> 00:25:00,126 - You look gorgeous. - Thank you. 514 00:25:00,168 --> 00:25:01,419 - Thank you for coming. 515 00:25:01,461 --> 00:25:02,587 Please join me at the dining room table. 516 00:25:02,628 --> 00:25:04,505 I got a surprise for you. 517 00:25:04,547 --> 00:25:05,715 - [Samantha] What, your girlfriend? 518 00:25:05,757 --> 00:25:07,550 - No, that's getting old. 519 00:25:07,592 --> 00:25:09,343 That comment's not funny anymore. 520 00:25:09,385 --> 00:25:10,887 - Neither are the games men play. 521 00:25:10,928 --> 00:25:12,472 - Okay, but I'm not just any man. 522 00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:15,308 I'm a gentleman. - Hmm, okay. 523 00:25:15,349 --> 00:25:16,642 - Come on, come join me. 524 00:25:18,895 --> 00:25:22,982 Well, for today, I thought I'd start by massaging 525 00:25:23,024 --> 00:25:24,400 your hands and painting your fingernails, 526 00:25:24,442 --> 00:25:25,651 if that's okay with you. 527 00:25:25,693 --> 00:25:26,569 - Wow. Thank you. 528 00:25:26,611 --> 00:25:29,072 This is a nice setup. 529 00:25:29,113 --> 00:25:30,531 - Thank you. 530 00:25:30,573 --> 00:25:31,866 I got a couple colors for you to pick out, too. 531 00:25:31,908 --> 00:25:33,701 Which one would you like? 532 00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:36,537 I think I'll go with the Diamond Shimmer. 533 00:25:36,579 --> 00:25:39,415 - Oh, okay. Gettin' a little bougie on me. 534 00:25:39,457 --> 00:25:40,750 Let's get started. 535 00:25:46,589 --> 00:25:51,636 I will try not to miss. (Samantha giggles) 536 00:25:53,054 --> 00:25:55,264 - [Samantha] He's painting my fingernails? 537 00:25:55,306 --> 00:25:56,516 That's very nice. 538 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,684 But what's he getting ready to ask for? 539 00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:03,147 A car, a house, or me to take care of his mama. 540 00:26:03,189 --> 00:26:06,317 (bright upbeat music) 541 00:26:22,792 --> 00:26:24,460 - Here like this. 542 00:26:24,502 --> 00:26:26,462 I'm like, what is going on? 543 00:26:26,504 --> 00:26:28,464 Oh, no. I think we're almost done. 544 00:26:28,506 --> 00:26:30,466 Just about 10 more seconds. 545 00:26:30,508 --> 00:26:31,718 Yeah. How do you like 'em? 546 00:26:31,759 --> 00:26:33,302 - Wow, they look beautiful. 547 00:26:33,344 --> 00:26:34,637 I like them. - Definitely. 548 00:26:34,679 --> 00:26:35,555 - Good job. 549 00:26:35,596 --> 00:26:36,764 - Thank you for coming again. 550 00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:38,182 Same time next week? 551 00:26:38,224 --> 00:26:39,267 - Yes. 552 00:26:39,308 --> 00:26:40,184 - It's always a pleasure to see you. 553 00:26:40,226 --> 00:26:41,436 - Likewise. 554 00:26:41,477 --> 00:26:43,896 - I need to clean this up for us a little bit 555 00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:46,149 before you get on the road. 556 00:26:56,492 --> 00:26:58,536 - So, how's the love life? 557 00:26:58,578 --> 00:27:01,539 - [Samantha] (giggles) There is none. 558 00:27:01,581 --> 00:27:03,750 - What about Mariano? 559 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:05,877 - [Samantha] What about him? He's just a man. 560 00:27:05,918 --> 00:27:07,253 Next. 561 00:27:07,295 --> 00:27:10,965 - Okay, we're on to the letter J for the pages of love. 562 00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:14,594 For the letter J, you want a joyful, jovial man, 563 00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:17,013 one who will give you the jewelry you want 564 00:27:17,055 --> 00:27:19,515 and one who will jump to help you. 565 00:27:19,557 --> 00:27:20,767 - [Samantha] Say that again. 566 00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:22,143 - For the letter K, 567 00:27:22,185 --> 00:27:25,188 you want a knowledgeable, kind man 568 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:28,483 and a kinky man if that's what you want. 569 00:27:28,524 --> 00:27:29,901 - [Samantha] Mmm. 570 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:33,321 - And for the letter L, you want a man who is a leader, 571 00:27:33,362 --> 00:27:36,866 a man who listens, a man who is long suffering, 572 00:27:36,908 --> 00:27:38,826 and a man who will love you. 573 00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,418 - [Character] Shut up! 574 00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,920 (people laughing) 575 00:27:48,961 --> 00:27:50,963 Shut up you in the back! 576 00:27:51,005 --> 00:27:52,256 - [Character] No more presents! 577 00:27:52,298 --> 00:27:53,925 - You look beautiful today. 578 00:27:53,966 --> 00:27:55,676 - Thank you. You look nice, too. 579 00:27:55,718 --> 00:27:56,886 - Thank you. 580 00:27:56,928 --> 00:27:59,597 But why do you change your hair every day? 581 00:27:59,639 --> 00:28:01,307 - Why do you change your clothes every day? 582 00:28:01,349 --> 00:28:03,935 - I just wanted to get to know your likes and dislikes. 583 00:28:03,976 --> 00:28:05,645 - Out of all the questions to ask, 584 00:28:05,686 --> 00:28:06,687 why ask about my hair? 585 00:28:06,729 --> 00:28:08,898 What you gonna do? Buy me some? 586 00:28:08,940 --> 00:28:11,526 - Yeah, I can buy you anything you want. 587 00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:12,777 - You know what? I got go. 588 00:28:12,819 --> 00:28:14,070 - No, no, no, no. Wait, wait. 589 00:28:14,112 --> 00:28:15,405 I'm sorry. - [Samantha] Have a good one. 590 00:28:15,446 --> 00:28:17,907 - Please don't leave. I'm sorry about the question! 591 00:28:23,329 --> 00:28:25,081 - Mom, Mariano was nuts. 592 00:28:25,123 --> 00:28:27,458 He asked me why do I change my hair. 593 00:28:27,500 --> 00:28:28,668 - Okay. 594 00:28:28,710 --> 00:28:29,919 - Okay? 595 00:28:29,961 --> 00:28:32,380 You don't ask a Black woman about her hair. 596 00:28:32,422 --> 00:28:33,589 - Nothing's wrong with it. 597 00:28:33,631 --> 00:28:36,092 Maybe he just wants to know what makes you you. 598 00:28:36,134 --> 00:28:38,428 - Then tear off a check. Cash out. 599 00:28:38,469 --> 00:28:40,555 PayPal or Venmo me then. 600 00:28:40,596 --> 00:28:42,598 - I don't think he meant any harm. 601 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,100 - How do you know? 602 00:28:44,142 --> 00:28:47,395 - Well, he has been our family accountant for years. 603 00:28:47,437 --> 00:28:50,356 - (laughs) The family accountant of what? 604 00:28:50,398 --> 00:28:53,234 This family don't have no Donald Trump money. 605 00:28:53,276 --> 00:28:56,779 - We took care of you and your kids just fine. 606 00:28:56,821 --> 00:28:58,614 - So we in the shade room now? 607 00:28:58,656 --> 00:29:00,783 - Look, why miss out on a good man 608 00:29:00,825 --> 00:29:03,828 for all the baggage you have from the past? 609 00:29:03,870 --> 00:29:05,246 - Every man ain't good. 610 00:29:05,288 --> 00:29:08,040 And you totin' around that Bible like everybody's Jesus. 611 00:29:08,082 --> 00:29:09,751 - Everybody's not Jesus. 612 00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:13,838 However, would you like to be somebody's comfort, 613 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,798 convenience, or commitment? 614 00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,091 Which one? 615 00:29:17,133 --> 00:29:19,635 - I want the comfort, but what do you mean? 616 00:29:19,677 --> 00:29:21,596 - Comfort is just sex. 617 00:29:21,637 --> 00:29:23,806 They come around when they want sex 618 00:29:23,848 --> 00:29:26,809 and then they don't come back till they want more sex. 619 00:29:26,851 --> 00:29:29,937 They're not around to help you change your tire. 620 00:29:29,979 --> 00:29:31,647 Also, convenience. 621 00:29:31,689 --> 00:29:34,692 They call you when they can't get ahold 622 00:29:34,734 --> 00:29:36,819 of their other girlfriend. 623 00:29:36,861 --> 00:29:39,739 They're bored. So, oh, nobody's around. 624 00:29:39,781 --> 00:29:41,783 Let me call her. 625 00:29:41,824 --> 00:29:45,369 Now commitment, that is when they are into you 626 00:29:45,411 --> 00:29:48,873 and only you, and what you have going on. 627 00:29:48,915 --> 00:29:50,833 So when you are looking for them, 628 00:29:50,875 --> 00:29:53,169 you're not ghosted 'cause you can find them 629 00:29:53,211 --> 00:29:57,548 because they're committed to you and only you. 630 00:29:57,590 --> 00:29:58,841 - Good material. - Only you. 631 00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,593 - You need to preach that in a sermon. 632 00:30:00,635 --> 00:30:01,969 - Hey, I'll think about that. 633 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:10,561 (phone ringing) 634 00:30:14,357 --> 00:30:15,900 - [Voicemail] Your call has been forwarded to 635 00:30:15,942 --> 00:30:18,861 an automated voice messaging system. 636 00:30:18,903 --> 00:30:20,405 9165-9949 637 00:30:25,743 --> 00:30:26,911 is not available. 638 00:30:27,870 --> 00:30:29,872 At the tone, please record your message. 639 00:30:29,914 --> 00:30:31,124 When you finished recording, 640 00:30:31,165 --> 00:30:33,668 you may hang up or press one for more options. 641 00:30:34,961 --> 00:30:36,254 - Hey, Sam. 642 00:30:37,004 --> 00:30:38,715 Please call me back. 643 00:30:38,756 --> 00:30:40,550 I didn't mean to ask the question. 644 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:10,872 - Ooh, it's a good workout today. 645 00:31:10,913 --> 00:31:12,415 - Sure is. 646 00:31:12,457 --> 00:31:15,710 Now we're on the letter M for the pages of love. 647 00:31:15,752 --> 00:31:19,505 You want a man that believes in the ministry of Jesus. 648 00:31:19,547 --> 00:31:22,425 You want a man that believes in monogamy. 649 00:31:22,467 --> 00:31:25,011 You want a man that is marriage material. 650 00:31:25,053 --> 00:31:27,096 You want a man that will make you his wife, 651 00:31:27,138 --> 00:31:29,891 and a man that is madly in love with you. 652 00:31:29,932 --> 00:31:32,060 And it won't hurt if he can give a good massage. 653 00:31:32,101 --> 00:31:33,436 - Amen to that. 654 00:31:33,478 --> 00:31:35,104 Now, for the letter N. 655 00:31:35,146 --> 00:31:38,066 You want a noble, non-judgemental man. 656 00:31:38,107 --> 00:31:41,611 A man who can give you the spiritual nourishment you need, 657 00:31:41,652 --> 00:31:43,446 a man who will not neglect you, 658 00:31:43,488 --> 00:31:45,656 and a man who will give you nonstop love. 659 00:31:46,991 --> 00:31:50,870 For the letter O, you want an outgoing, outstanding man, 660 00:31:50,912 --> 00:31:53,206 one who is overqualified in every area 661 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:55,333 to provide, protect, and support. 662 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:58,461 - Say that again. Amen. 663 00:31:58,503 --> 00:31:59,629 - Say that, girl. 664 00:32:04,801 --> 00:32:06,469 - Good morning, Jessica. 665 00:32:06,511 --> 00:32:08,304 I made you some coffee. 666 00:32:08,346 --> 00:32:09,555 - [Jessica] Mmm. 667 00:32:09,597 --> 00:32:10,932 I got more respect for myself than to wake up 668 00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:12,600 this early in the morning. 669 00:32:12,642 --> 00:32:13,351 Goodnight. 670 00:32:14,602 --> 00:32:17,146 - You're not Michelle Obama, so get up. 671 00:32:18,689 --> 00:32:20,483 - [Jessica] The only reason why you're up in here 672 00:32:20,525 --> 00:32:21,901 is because you don't have a man in your bed. 673 00:32:21,943 --> 00:32:23,152 And if you had a man in your bed, 674 00:32:23,194 --> 00:32:24,862 you wouldn't be up here in my room talking to me 675 00:32:24,904 --> 00:32:26,030 at the ass crack of dawn. 676 00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:29,492 - Well, I have a date tonight anyway. 677 00:32:29,534 --> 00:32:30,410 Goodbye. 678 00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:32,036 - [Jessica] Mmm, have a good one. 679 00:32:35,039 --> 00:32:36,833 Come on up in here talkin' about, 680 00:32:36,874 --> 00:32:39,502 "Good morning. It's coffee." 681 00:32:39,544 --> 00:32:41,045 Ass crack of dawn. 682 00:32:47,844 --> 00:32:49,929 - Hi, are you Reggie? - Yes, I am. 683 00:32:49,971 --> 00:32:50,888 - All right, nice to meet you. 684 00:32:50,930 --> 00:32:52,473 - Nice to meet you, too. 685 00:32:52,515 --> 00:32:54,183 - All right, tell me what you like and what you don't like. 686 00:32:54,225 --> 00:32:55,685 - Well, I don't like to cook, 687 00:32:55,727 --> 00:32:58,354 I don't like to clean, I don't like to pay taxes, 688 00:32:58,396 --> 00:33:01,566 and I don't like to sign birth certificates. 689 00:33:01,607 --> 00:33:03,067 - Do you have children? 690 00:33:03,109 --> 00:33:04,360 - Not that I know of. 691 00:33:04,402 --> 00:33:06,070 I don't sign birth certificates. 692 00:33:07,238 --> 00:33:08,531 - Please explain. 693 00:33:08,573 --> 00:33:10,700 - Well, as a man, if you sign a birth certificate 694 00:33:10,742 --> 00:33:13,035 and cut an umbilical cord, you're technically a father, 695 00:33:13,077 --> 00:33:14,787 so I don't do any of those. 696 00:33:14,829 --> 00:33:16,205 What about you? 697 00:33:16,247 --> 00:33:18,291 - I don't like men who don't pay child support. 698 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:21,419 I don't like liars and I don't like cheaters. 699 00:33:21,461 --> 00:33:24,422 - Well, you don't like me, so swipe left. 700 00:33:24,464 --> 00:33:26,424 - All right, swipin' left. Bye. 701 00:33:39,771 --> 00:33:41,105 Hello, Mom. What you doing? 702 00:33:42,982 --> 00:33:45,860 Not much. You wanna go for some ice cream? 703 00:33:45,902 --> 00:33:46,819 All right. Come on outside. 704 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,613 I'm parked out front. 705 00:33:48,654 --> 00:33:49,489 All right, bye-bye. 706 00:33:56,621 --> 00:33:57,997 - Hey. - Hey. 707 00:33:58,039 --> 00:33:59,791 - So how was your date? 708 00:33:59,832 --> 00:34:01,959 - Oh, awful. 709 00:34:02,001 --> 00:34:04,253 This guy says he doesn't pay child support 710 00:34:04,295 --> 00:34:07,882 or sign his children's birth certificates. 711 00:34:07,924 --> 00:34:09,092 (Joan laughing) 712 00:34:09,133 --> 00:34:11,594 - Sorry, baby, but that's funny. 713 00:34:11,636 --> 00:34:13,304 Baby, you deserve better. 714 00:34:13,346 --> 00:34:16,599 First you have to be fly, F-L-Y, 715 00:34:16,641 --> 00:34:19,227 and that means first love yourself. 716 00:34:19,268 --> 00:34:22,146 And when you love yourself, you won't be desperate. 717 00:34:22,188 --> 00:34:24,982 - Okay, well, have you ever been asked for a Dana? 718 00:34:25,024 --> 00:34:26,275 - A Dana? What's that? 719 00:34:26,984 --> 00:34:28,486 - A DNA test. 720 00:34:28,528 --> 00:34:31,948 - Well, no, but he still didn't take care of the kids. 721 00:34:31,989 --> 00:34:33,449 The feeling is the same. 722 00:34:33,491 --> 00:34:35,868 And don't have a dream between your legs. 723 00:34:35,910 --> 00:34:37,912 Have it in your mind. 724 00:34:37,954 --> 00:34:39,122 - That's a good one. 725 00:34:39,163 --> 00:34:41,457 Well, do you know that he asked the judge 726 00:34:41,499 --> 00:34:44,502 for a retest on the DNA test? 727 00:34:44,544 --> 00:34:45,628 (Joan laughs) 728 00:34:45,670 --> 00:34:47,213 You can't have a retest on a DNA test. 729 00:34:47,255 --> 00:34:49,799 This ain't no SATs where you get a retest. 730 00:34:49,841 --> 00:34:51,759 - No, it's not. (laughs) 731 00:34:51,801 --> 00:34:52,635 That's funny. 732 00:35:02,311 --> 00:35:04,689 - Hi, are you Percy? - Yeah. 733 00:35:04,731 --> 00:35:06,399 - Hi. 734 00:35:06,441 --> 00:35:07,650 Let's cut to the chit chat. 735 00:35:07,692 --> 00:35:10,111 What are you looking for in a relationship? 736 00:35:10,153 --> 00:35:11,487 - I'm not looking for a relationship. 737 00:35:11,529 --> 00:35:13,865 I'm looking for relations. You feel me? 738 00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:17,201 I hope you could relate to that, 'cause I like open doors. 739 00:35:17,243 --> 00:35:19,537 - [Samantha] So do I. Bye. 740 00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:25,168 (phone ringing) 741 00:35:25,209 --> 00:35:27,170 - [Voicemail] No one is available to take your call. 742 00:35:27,211 --> 00:35:29,172 Please leave a message. 743 00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:31,758 - Hey, Sam, please call me back. 744 00:35:31,799 --> 00:35:33,217 I miss talking to you. 745 00:35:33,259 --> 00:35:35,928 I'm pretty sure you won't find another man like me. 746 00:35:43,895 --> 00:35:46,856 (knuckles rapping) 747 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,780 Hey. - [Samantha] Hi. 748 00:35:53,821 --> 00:35:54,822 - Here. 749 00:35:54,864 --> 00:35:56,783 It's a peace offering. - Thank you. 750 00:35:56,824 --> 00:35:59,035 But let's just forget about it, okay? 751 00:35:59,077 --> 00:36:00,203 - Okay. 752 00:36:00,244 --> 00:36:02,080 Well, come sit down and relax with me then. 753 00:36:02,121 --> 00:36:03,164 - Okay. 754 00:36:03,206 --> 00:36:05,958 - Well, it is a nice day for a fire. 755 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,293 - Yeah, the air is crisp up here. 756 00:36:07,335 --> 00:36:08,544 - I'm a little bit cold. 757 00:36:08,586 --> 00:36:10,171 Why don't you come sit next to me? 758 00:36:10,213 --> 00:36:10,922 - Okay. 759 00:36:12,173 --> 00:36:14,008 - See? I don't bite. 760 00:36:15,510 --> 00:36:16,552 - Okay. 761 00:36:16,594 --> 00:36:19,222 - I love this show, too. (both laughing) 762 00:36:19,263 --> 00:36:20,431 It's so good. (knuckles rapping) 763 00:36:20,473 --> 00:36:22,392 - Who's that? Your girlfriend? 764 00:36:22,433 --> 00:36:24,310 - No, she's sitting right next to me. 765 00:36:24,352 --> 00:36:25,478 - Well, let me get my gun out there. 766 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:26,396 - No, no, no, no. Wait. 767 00:36:26,437 --> 00:36:27,772 You don't need that. 768 00:36:27,814 --> 00:36:29,065 I'll protect you. 769 00:36:29,107 --> 00:36:30,608 I won't let anything happen to you. 770 00:36:30,650 --> 00:36:33,403 - The unexpected knock at the door says I need this. 771 00:36:33,444 --> 00:36:34,445 - Okay, let me just see who it is. 772 00:36:34,487 --> 00:36:36,364 I'll take care of it. 773 00:36:37,115 --> 00:36:38,866 Leave that in there! 774 00:36:38,908 --> 00:36:39,617 It's okay. 775 00:36:41,452 --> 00:36:43,579 (knuckles rapping) 776 00:36:43,621 --> 00:36:44,622 Hey. - [Joan] Hey, Mariano. 777 00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:46,082 How you doing? - I'm good. 778 00:36:46,124 --> 00:36:47,417 How you doing? - I'm fine. 779 00:36:47,458 --> 00:36:49,210 I was in the neighborhood, so I thought I'd drop by. 780 00:36:49,252 --> 00:36:50,420 What y'all doing? 781 00:36:50,461 --> 00:36:52,422 - [Samantha] We are not having sex. 782 00:36:52,463 --> 00:36:55,174 - You, I tell you, you are something else. 783 00:36:55,216 --> 00:36:57,427 And Mariano, I really can't by to invite you 784 00:36:57,468 --> 00:36:59,470 Saturday to come over for drinks with us. 785 00:36:59,512 --> 00:37:01,097 Two o'clock. - Oh, okay. I'd love to. 786 00:37:01,139 --> 00:37:02,265 Definitely, sounds good. 787 00:37:02,306 --> 00:37:04,100 - Okay. And you, you be good. 788 00:37:04,142 --> 00:37:05,101 I love you, okay? 789 00:37:05,143 --> 00:37:06,269 - [Samantha] Love you, too. 790 00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:07,687 - Okay, see y'all later. - [Samantha] Bye. 791 00:37:07,729 --> 00:37:09,105 - I'll see you later, Joan. I'll see you Saturday. 792 00:37:09,147 --> 00:37:11,190 - [Joan] Okay, bye. 793 00:37:11,232 --> 00:37:12,775 - You runnin' checkups on me now or somethin'? 794 00:37:12,817 --> 00:37:13,985 - Yes, I am. 795 00:37:14,026 --> 00:37:15,445 - Oh, well how you gonna say it's my girlfriend 796 00:37:15,486 --> 00:37:17,280 when that was your mom? 797 00:37:17,321 --> 00:37:19,449 - Well, it happens. - Oh, Lord. 798 00:37:20,491 --> 00:37:22,493 Let's get the fire started. 799 00:37:22,535 --> 00:37:24,120 Let's just chill for the rest of the day. 800 00:37:24,162 --> 00:37:25,288 - Okay. 801 00:37:25,329 --> 00:37:26,122 - Since the checkups are done. 802 00:37:26,164 --> 00:37:30,668 - Yes. (chuckles) 803 00:37:34,464 --> 00:37:37,633 (knuckles rapping) 804 00:37:42,180 --> 00:37:43,222 Hi. - Hey. 805 00:37:43,264 --> 00:37:44,265 Thanks for having me. 806 00:37:44,307 --> 00:37:46,309 - Thanks for comin'. - No problem. 807 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:48,311 Your mom's sweet, by the way. 808 00:37:48,352 --> 00:37:49,270 How you doing, though? 809 00:37:49,312 --> 00:37:50,188 - Actually, not so good. 810 00:37:50,229 --> 00:37:51,647 You know what? - What? 811 00:37:51,689 --> 00:37:53,816 - Someone just hit my car and I'm a Uber driver, 812 00:37:53,858 --> 00:37:55,318 so I need my car to drive, 813 00:37:55,359 --> 00:37:57,195 and they won't let you drive with damage to your car. 814 00:37:57,236 --> 00:37:58,654 - Wow. Yeah, I understand. 815 00:37:58,696 --> 00:37:59,822 Can I take a look at it, though? 816 00:37:59,864 --> 00:38:01,199 - Sure. - Come on. 817 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,325 It's the one in the front, right? 818 00:38:02,366 --> 00:38:03,701 - [Samantha] Indeed it is. 819 00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:10,583 - Ooh. 820 00:38:11,959 --> 00:38:13,795 I'm sorry they hit you, 821 00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:16,172 but I can get that fixed for you. 822 00:38:16,214 --> 00:38:17,215 - [Samantha] Yeah, right. 823 00:38:17,256 --> 00:38:18,591 - Yeah, I can. 824 00:38:18,633 --> 00:38:19,801 You wanna come spend the night? 825 00:38:19,842 --> 00:38:21,844 I can go take it to the shop in the morning. 826 00:38:23,137 --> 00:38:24,430 - I won't hold my breath. 827 00:38:25,223 --> 00:38:26,766 - Okay. 828 00:38:26,808 --> 00:38:28,518 You can actually have the whole top floor if you like, 829 00:38:28,559 --> 00:38:30,353 if that makes you feel more comfortable. 830 00:38:30,395 --> 00:38:33,147 - I feel just fine. I got a gun. 831 00:38:33,189 --> 00:38:34,774 - All right, then. My bad. 832 00:38:35,566 --> 00:38:37,110 What happened, though? 833 00:38:37,151 --> 00:38:38,361 - Some lady sideswiped me. 834 00:38:38,403 --> 00:38:40,696 - Mmm. Yeah, I hate those. 835 00:38:40,738 --> 00:38:42,323 You got her information and everything, though? 836 00:38:42,365 --> 00:38:43,574 - I did. 837 00:38:43,616 --> 00:38:45,660 - Oh, yeah. That'll be an easy fix then. 838 00:38:45,701 --> 00:38:46,661 All right. 839 00:38:46,702 --> 00:38:48,371 Well, you ready to go inside? 840 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:49,914 - [Samantha] I am. - Let's go. 841 00:38:49,956 --> 00:38:50,957 - Yeah, ready for drinks. 842 00:38:50,998 --> 00:38:52,375 - [Crew] Don't look at the camera. 843 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,459 - There you go. 844 00:38:53,501 --> 00:38:55,461 There you go. Drink. 845 00:38:55,503 --> 00:38:56,462 There you go. 846 00:38:56,504 --> 00:38:58,089 - Are we gonna do a cheers? 847 00:38:59,966 --> 00:39:01,384 - Oh, Lord. 848 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:02,468 - Indubitably. Cheer it up. 849 00:39:02,510 --> 00:39:04,220 - You wanna pour some more in there? 850 00:39:04,262 --> 00:39:05,680 - Yeah, I'll take this one. 851 00:39:05,722 --> 00:39:07,640 - You trying to get more. (Samantha laughing) 852 00:39:07,682 --> 00:39:08,891 Oh. Oh. 853 00:39:08,933 --> 00:39:10,643 - Yeah, I think I'll have. 854 00:39:10,685 --> 00:39:11,352 - Oh! 855 00:39:11,394 --> 00:39:12,937 - Top me off right here. 856 00:39:12,979 --> 00:39:14,355 - Oh! Oh! - Thank you. 857 00:39:14,397 --> 00:39:17,400 - Oh, everybody wants a little bit more. 858 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,318 Now I gotta get some of this stuff. 859 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,320 Oh, God, I done spilled a lot of it. 860 00:39:21,362 --> 00:39:22,447 - Spill everywhere. - My bad. 861 00:39:22,488 --> 00:39:23,656 - Do you have any spit cups? 862 00:39:23,698 --> 00:39:24,657 - No, I don't have any spit cups. 863 00:39:24,699 --> 00:39:25,450 - Oh! 864 00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:29,078 (glasses clinking) 865 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,538 - [Joan] Salute. - Ready? 866 00:39:30,580 --> 00:39:32,498 - It's okay to let me love you. 867 00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:35,334 I get acute loneliness when I'm not with you. 868 00:39:35,376 --> 00:39:37,253 - Sorry, but my heart is guarded. 869 00:39:37,295 --> 00:39:39,088 - So how can I break through? 870 00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:40,298 - You can't. 871 00:39:40,339 --> 00:39:42,091 - So no man can never love you? 872 00:39:42,133 --> 00:39:44,594 - Well, God says He'll never leave you nor forsake you. 873 00:39:44,635 --> 00:39:46,262 Can you beat that? 874 00:39:46,304 --> 00:39:47,430 - No. 875 00:39:47,472 --> 00:39:49,557 But maybe with God's help, I can come close. 876 00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:54,604 And the way I live, my love for you is unstoppable. 877 00:39:54,645 --> 00:39:58,274 - Okay, that sounds like that came from a script. 878 00:39:58,316 --> 00:39:59,984 - I mean, it was from a TV show. 879 00:40:00,026 --> 00:40:00,777 Okay, you got me there. 880 00:40:00,818 --> 00:40:02,445 But it is true. 881 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:04,072 It's the way I feel about you. 882 00:40:04,113 --> 00:40:05,698 I do have jingling love for you. 883 00:40:08,284 --> 00:40:09,535 - Okay. 884 00:40:09,577 --> 00:40:11,037 - Just, just, okay? 885 00:40:11,079 --> 00:40:12,705 - What do you want me to say to that besides okay? 886 00:40:12,747 --> 00:40:14,207 You took it from a movie. 887 00:40:14,248 --> 00:40:15,583 - Well, I mean it too, though. 888 00:40:15,625 --> 00:40:17,502 It's come generally from my heart, 889 00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:19,837 from that movie to you. 890 00:40:19,879 --> 00:40:22,298 - No, it would've been original. 891 00:40:22,340 --> 00:40:23,466 - Okay. 892 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:24,550 Well, I'll make something up original 893 00:40:24,592 --> 00:40:27,387 when I'm a little less tipsy, okay? 894 00:40:27,428 --> 00:40:30,348 'Cause I was just drinking with your mom. 895 00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:32,100 You had a good time, right? 896 00:40:32,141 --> 00:40:33,476 - 10-four. 897 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:34,727 - 10-four. Okay. 898 00:40:35,728 --> 00:40:37,814 Did that happen? 10-four? 899 00:40:37,855 --> 00:40:38,523 - 10-four. 900 00:40:43,194 --> 00:40:45,822 (phone ringing) 901 00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:47,407 - Hello? 902 00:40:47,448 --> 00:40:49,409 - [Mariano] Hello. How are you, Joan? 903 00:40:49,450 --> 00:40:51,577 - I'm blessed. How are you? 904 00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:54,163 - [Mariano] I'm good. Good to hear, too. 905 00:40:54,205 --> 00:40:56,749 Hey, can you please get your daughter to spend the night? 906 00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,501 I'm trying to get her car fixed 907 00:40:58,543 --> 00:41:00,920 'cause I don't want her to go home without a car. 908 00:41:00,962 --> 00:41:03,589 - Yes, you know, she carries around a lot of baggage 909 00:41:03,631 --> 00:41:06,092 from her past relationships, 910 00:41:06,134 --> 00:41:08,094 so you know, she is cautious. 911 00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:10,012 - [Mariano] I understand, 912 00:41:10,054 --> 00:41:11,889 and I will wait for her to open up. 913 00:41:11,931 --> 00:41:12,724 - Well, thanks. 914 00:41:12,765 --> 00:41:14,058 You guys make a great couple. 915 00:41:15,226 --> 00:41:16,894 - [Mariano] A great gun totin' couple, huh? (chuckles) 916 00:41:16,936 --> 00:41:20,189 - Well, you know she loves her guns. 917 00:41:20,231 --> 00:41:24,318 - [Mariano] Yeah, that she does, that she does. 918 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,570 - Okay, I'll talk to her. 919 00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:27,530 - [Mariano] Okay. Thank you, Joan. 920 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:28,823 - You're welcome. Bye-Bye. 921 00:41:30,074 --> 00:41:31,576 - [Mariano] Bye. 922 00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:41,169 - Good morning, baby. 923 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:42,545 - Good morning. How are you? 924 00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,505 - I'm fine. - Okay. 925 00:41:44,547 --> 00:41:46,132 - Got a surprise outside. 926 00:41:46,174 --> 00:41:47,341 - What? More bills? 927 00:41:47,383 --> 00:41:49,677 - No, but it can help you pay some bills. 928 00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:50,636 - Okay, here we go. 929 00:41:50,678 --> 00:41:52,346 More Sesame Street games. 930 00:41:52,388 --> 00:41:54,390 - Let's go see. - Okay. 931 00:41:54,432 --> 00:41:56,601 Let's go see Bert, Ernie, and Elmo. 932 00:42:05,943 --> 00:42:07,570 Wow. 933 00:42:07,612 --> 00:42:10,156 Who fixed my car? - Mariano. 934 00:42:10,198 --> 00:42:11,407 - Well, where is he? 935 00:42:11,449 --> 00:42:12,575 - He dropped it off early this morning. 936 00:42:12,617 --> 00:42:13,951 He had to go to work. 937 00:42:13,993 --> 00:42:16,245 - Okay, well, I'll thank him on my next date with him. 938 00:42:16,287 --> 00:42:17,330 - Looks good, huh? 939 00:42:17,371 --> 00:42:18,664 - Yeah, it looks really good. 940 00:42:18,706 --> 00:42:21,417 - Surprise! - Surprise, surprise. 941 00:42:21,459 --> 00:42:23,711 Nice bow. - Love it. 942 00:42:29,300 --> 00:42:32,637 (indistinct TV chatter) 943 00:42:33,429 --> 00:42:34,847 - I'm glad you came, though. 944 00:42:34,889 --> 00:42:37,225 I was looking forward to seeing you again. 945 00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:38,267 - Likewise. 946 00:42:38,309 --> 00:42:39,560 Thank you for fixing my car. 947 00:42:39,602 --> 00:42:41,062 How much do I owe you? 948 00:42:41,104 --> 00:42:42,480 - Nothin'. 949 00:42:42,522 --> 00:42:44,607 Just all the time I spend with you is enough. 950 00:42:44,649 --> 00:42:47,318 - I think I hear the neighbor's dog barking. 951 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:51,656 - Okay, but how can I spend more time with you, though? 952 00:42:51,697 --> 00:42:53,157 - I love animals. 953 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,285 - I can tell by all the dog T-shirts you got. 954 00:42:56,327 --> 00:42:58,538 What do you got? Like 20 of them? 955 00:42:58,579 --> 00:42:59,664 - 17. 956 00:43:00,456 --> 00:43:02,333 - The exact number. - Yes. 957 00:43:02,375 --> 00:43:03,459 - Oh, Lord. 958 00:43:03,501 --> 00:43:05,712 So what does make you happy? 959 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:09,132 - My dogs and my kids. - Oh, wow. 960 00:43:09,173 --> 00:43:11,259 That's a good answer. You're a good mom. 961 00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:12,343 - Thank you. 962 00:43:12,385 --> 00:43:14,387 - I really enjoy spending time with you. 963 00:43:14,429 --> 00:43:16,472 Let's get back to the show. 964 00:43:16,514 --> 00:43:17,640 This is my favorite part. 965 00:43:17,682 --> 00:43:22,770 (both laughing) (indistinct TV chatter) 966 00:43:30,611 --> 00:43:33,781 (knuckles rapping) 967 00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:41,998 Hey. - [Samantha] Hi. 968 00:43:42,039 --> 00:43:44,250 - You lookin' good. - Thank you. 969 00:43:44,292 --> 00:43:45,084 - Thank you. 970 00:43:45,126 --> 00:43:46,127 These are for you. 971 00:43:46,169 --> 00:43:47,670 - Oh, thanks. 972 00:43:47,712 --> 00:43:48,671 Go put those on. 973 00:43:48,713 --> 00:43:50,590 I'll see you when you get done. 974 00:43:50,631 --> 00:43:51,507 The bathroom's the first door on the right. 975 00:43:51,549 --> 00:43:52,800 - [Samantha] Okay. Thank you. 976 00:43:58,598 --> 00:44:00,767 - Please, come lay on the table. 977 00:44:00,808 --> 00:44:02,268 - [Samantha] This is different. 978 00:44:02,310 --> 00:44:04,604 - Well, I'm different from anybody else you ever dated. 979 00:44:04,645 --> 00:44:05,646 - [Samantha] So we're dating? 980 00:44:05,688 --> 00:44:06,814 - I think so. 981 00:44:08,858 --> 00:44:11,527 Come on, get on. I'll help you. 982 00:44:11,569 --> 00:44:15,615 Don't fall now. (Samantha laughing) 983 00:44:15,656 --> 00:44:16,407 It's okay. 984 00:44:17,450 --> 00:44:19,368 I got two scents, actually. 985 00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:20,328 I got lavender 986 00:44:21,579 --> 00:44:22,497 and 987 00:44:23,539 --> 00:44:24,499 vanilla. 988 00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:25,500 Which one would you like? 989 00:44:25,541 --> 00:44:26,375 - Vanilla, please. 990 00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:27,543 - Ooh, good choice. 991 00:44:27,585 --> 00:44:29,045 This is will smell really good. 992 00:44:29,921 --> 00:44:31,839 All right, so just relax. 993 00:44:32,590 --> 00:44:34,509 Let take all the tension away. 994 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,304 - [Samantha] What is this guy up to? 995 00:44:38,346 --> 00:44:40,098 No man does this type of stuff 996 00:44:40,139 --> 00:44:42,725 without wanting something in return. 997 00:44:42,767 --> 00:44:44,227 Jesus, is this real? 998 00:44:44,936 --> 00:44:48,064 (mellow pop music) 999 00:45:19,303 --> 00:45:20,430 - Okay. 1000 00:45:20,471 --> 00:45:21,764 I think we're all done here. 1001 00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:24,600 I hope I relieved some of the tension that you have. 1002 00:45:24,642 --> 00:45:25,643 - Oh, yes, you did. 1003 00:45:25,685 --> 00:45:27,270 Thank you. - Definitely. 1004 00:45:27,311 --> 00:45:28,396 Thank you for coming. 1005 00:45:28,438 --> 00:45:29,731 Would you mind joining me next weekend 1006 00:45:29,772 --> 00:45:31,816 at the farmer's market? - Yes. 1007 00:45:32,734 --> 00:45:33,818 - Okay, cool. 1008 00:45:33,860 --> 00:45:35,319 Is there anything else you wanna do? 1009 00:45:35,361 --> 00:45:37,113 We can go get something to eat if you're still hungry. 1010 00:45:37,155 --> 00:45:38,781 - I'm always game forgetting something to eat. 1011 00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:39,949 - Okay, cool. 1012 00:45:39,991 --> 00:45:41,659 There's a new place actually across the way. 1013 00:45:41,701 --> 00:45:43,786 Wanna go check it out? - Yes. 1014 00:45:43,828 --> 00:45:45,413 - Okay, cool. 1015 00:45:45,455 --> 00:45:47,665 Get you all lathered up. 1016 00:45:47,707 --> 00:45:49,083 Hope you ain't too relaxed. 1017 00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:53,296 Don't fall off the thing now. (Samantha laughs) 1018 00:45:56,466 --> 00:45:59,343 (upbeat pop music) 1019 00:46:19,697 --> 00:46:20,823 - Beautiful day. 1020 00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:23,659 We're gonna continue with the pages of love. 1021 00:46:23,701 --> 00:46:25,995 We're on the letter S. 1022 00:46:26,037 --> 00:46:29,665 You want a safe man who can give security 1023 00:46:29,707 --> 00:46:32,668 and provide a stable, safe environment. 1024 00:46:32,710 --> 00:46:34,670 Now for the letter T, 1025 00:46:34,712 --> 00:46:37,173 you want a man who is trustworthy, 1026 00:46:37,215 --> 00:46:40,718 transparent, tender, and thoughtful, 1027 00:46:40,760 --> 00:46:43,763 and who wants you on his team. 1028 00:46:43,805 --> 00:46:46,307 I'll give you a bonus with the letter T. 1029 00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:49,227 Stay away from a man who will put you 1030 00:46:49,268 --> 00:46:51,687 through a tumultuous relationship 1031 00:46:51,729 --> 00:46:55,817 with trials and tell you tales. 1032 00:46:55,858 --> 00:46:57,402 Now, the letter U. 1033 00:46:57,443 --> 00:47:01,197 You want a man who loves you unconditionally. 1034 00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:03,866 You want an understanding man. 1035 00:47:03,908 --> 00:47:06,786 You want a man who can make a union with you 1036 00:47:06,828 --> 00:47:10,957 as in marriage because marriage is a union. 1037 00:47:10,998 --> 00:47:14,669 And lastly, you don't want a man who's unemployed. 1038 00:47:22,343 --> 00:47:25,221 (upbeat pop music) 1039 00:47:48,578 --> 00:47:50,913 - I'm glad to see you again. You look wonderful. 1040 00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:51,956 - Thank you. 1041 00:47:51,998 --> 00:47:53,833 Temperature in here feels good. 1042 00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:55,001 - Yeah. 1043 00:47:55,043 --> 00:47:56,127 What's new with you? 1044 00:47:57,336 --> 00:47:58,796 - Well, I'm trying to buy this clothing store, 1045 00:47:58,838 --> 00:48:01,132 and the price went up $50,000. 1046 00:48:01,174 --> 00:48:03,051 - 50,000? - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. 1047 00:48:03,092 --> 00:48:04,260 - What? Where is that? 1048 00:48:04,302 --> 00:48:07,597 - In Sacramento at 4633 Auburn Boulevard. 1049 00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:09,891 - Hmm. Auburn, huh? 1050 00:48:09,932 --> 00:48:11,851 I'm gonna take a look at it. 1051 00:48:11,893 --> 00:48:12,852 You hungry or anything? 1052 00:48:12,894 --> 00:48:14,937 You want anything to eat? - Yes. 1053 00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:16,939 - What you in the mood for? - Chicken and waffles. 1054 00:48:16,981 --> 00:48:18,149 - Okay, let's go. 1055 00:48:18,191 --> 00:48:20,693 You wanna order it to go or you wanna go out? 1056 00:48:20,735 --> 00:48:21,903 - Why don't we order in? 1057 00:48:21,944 --> 00:48:24,280 - Okay, okay, let's get ready to go. 1058 00:48:24,322 --> 00:48:25,156 - Okay. 1059 00:48:25,198 --> 00:48:26,491 - And then we can bring it back, 1060 00:48:26,532 --> 00:48:27,950 start the movie, get some popcorn ready for us. 1061 00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:29,160 Let's go. - Okay. 1062 00:48:32,371 --> 00:48:35,124 (phone ringing) 1063 00:48:40,922 --> 00:48:41,881 - [Samantha] Hello? 1064 00:48:41,923 --> 00:48:43,049 - Hey, Sam, can you meet me at 1065 00:48:43,091 --> 00:48:46,135 4633 Auborn Boulevard tomorrow? 1066 00:48:47,345 --> 00:48:49,972 - [Samantha] Sure, yeah. What's up? 1067 00:48:50,014 --> 00:48:50,932 - I'm gonna be in the area. 1068 00:48:50,973 --> 00:48:52,558 I got a surprise for you, too. 1069 00:48:54,018 --> 00:48:55,978 - [Samantha] Mmm, okay. See you there. 1070 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:56,979 - Okay, cool. 1071 00:48:57,021 --> 00:48:58,648 See you tomorrow. 1072 00:48:58,689 --> 00:48:59,774 - [Samantha] All right. Bye-Bye. 1073 00:48:59,816 --> 00:49:00,525 - Bye. 1074 00:49:03,611 --> 00:49:05,488 - [Crew] Auborn? 1075 00:49:05,530 --> 00:49:06,697 - [Crew] Auborn, yup. 1076 00:49:06,739 --> 00:49:08,783 All right, so give her a... 1077 00:49:14,831 --> 00:49:15,790 - [Mariano] Hey. 1078 00:49:15,832 --> 00:49:17,333 - Hey, Mariano. 1079 00:49:17,375 --> 00:49:19,335 - [Mariano] You made it. - Yes. What's this? 1080 00:49:19,377 --> 00:49:21,003 - I wanted to surprise you. 1081 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:21,838 - [Samantha] With what? 1082 00:49:21,879 --> 00:49:22,964 - I bought you a store. 1083 00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:25,007 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1084 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,467 - How did you and when did you? 1085 00:49:26,509 --> 00:49:27,969 - Well, now you don't have to drive Uber anymore. 1086 00:49:28,010 --> 00:49:31,097 So here, actually take a look. 1087 00:49:31,139 --> 00:49:32,807 - Okay. - Let's take a look inside. 1088 00:49:37,186 --> 00:49:39,230 Oh, you hear that? 1089 00:49:39,272 --> 00:49:41,691 - [Samantha] I do. - Oh. 1090 00:49:41,733 --> 00:49:42,650 - [Samantha] Wow. 1091 00:49:42,692 --> 00:49:43,985 - [Mariano] What do you think? 1092 00:49:44,026 --> 00:49:46,112 - [Samantha] This looks so beautiful. 1093 00:49:46,154 --> 00:49:47,363 - [Mariano] I'm glad you like it. 1094 00:49:47,405 --> 00:49:50,158 - [Samantha] I love it. What a beautiful store. 1095 00:49:50,199 --> 00:49:52,034 - [Mariano] I'm glad you like it. 1096 00:49:52,076 --> 00:49:56,038 - Oh, yes. 1097 00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,417 Wow. This is absolutely amazing. 1098 00:49:59,459 --> 00:50:01,377 - Thank you. I'm glad you like it. 1099 00:50:01,419 --> 00:50:02,670 - I love it. 1100 00:50:02,712 --> 00:50:04,547 - They got some cool little stuff in here, right? 1101 00:50:04,589 --> 00:50:05,590 - Yeah. 1102 00:50:05,631 --> 00:50:06,924 - Now it's all a little bit set up, 1103 00:50:06,966 --> 00:50:08,801 so now you can do whatever you want to it. 1104 00:50:08,843 --> 00:50:10,053 - Thank you. 1105 00:50:10,094 --> 00:50:10,928 Look, they already got some $5 jeans, 1106 00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:12,055 brand new, ready to go. 1107 00:50:12,096 --> 00:50:13,056 - Right, right. Yeah. 1108 00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:14,390 They got everything here. 1109 00:50:14,432 --> 00:50:16,059 - Do they have any dog apparel? 1110 00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:18,061 - Oh, I don't know. We gotta look around. 1111 00:50:18,102 --> 00:50:19,604 Oh, I think some over there. 1112 00:50:28,780 --> 00:50:32,158 Hey, I wanted to say something. 1113 00:50:32,200 --> 00:50:35,870 A gentleman is someone who brings more into the world 1114 00:50:35,912 --> 00:50:37,205 than he takes out of it, 1115 00:50:37,955 --> 00:50:39,248 so I got you this. 1116 00:50:46,047 --> 00:50:48,299 - Wow. Thank you. - You're welcome. 1117 00:50:48,341 --> 00:50:49,801 It says, "Handmade with love." 1118 00:50:49,842 --> 00:50:51,094 - And it is. 1119 00:50:51,135 --> 00:50:54,138 And this is a hundred things I wanna do for you 1120 00:50:54,180 --> 00:50:55,473 because I care about you. 1121 00:50:57,058 --> 00:50:58,810 Let's open it up and take a look. 1122 00:51:06,067 --> 00:51:08,486 - This says you wanna be my travel buddy. 1123 00:51:08,528 --> 00:51:10,279 - Yes. I want to travel the world. 1124 00:51:10,321 --> 00:51:12,156 And I hope to do that with you. 1125 00:51:15,368 --> 00:51:17,912 This one says, "I'm your type." 1126 00:51:20,957 --> 00:51:23,209 "I wanna be your lover." 1127 00:51:24,001 --> 00:51:27,463 - Oh. 1128 00:51:27,505 --> 00:51:30,133 This one says you want to be my chauffeur. 1129 00:51:30,174 --> 00:51:32,802 - Yeah, 'cause I can show you around everywhere. 1130 00:51:32,844 --> 00:51:35,179 (Samantha chuckles) 1131 00:51:35,221 --> 00:51:38,516 And this one says, "I wanna be your Santa Claus." 1132 00:51:38,558 --> 00:51:39,308 - Okay. 1133 00:51:41,144 --> 00:51:42,437 - You do gotta make the nice list. 1134 00:51:42,478 --> 00:51:43,730 You can't be on the naughty list. 1135 00:51:43,771 --> 00:51:46,607 - This one says you want to be my provider. 1136 00:51:46,649 --> 00:51:49,193 - Yes, I can provide anything you want. 1137 00:51:52,864 --> 00:51:54,699 And this one says, "I want to be 1138 00:51:57,034 --> 00:51:59,370 your massage therapist." 1139 00:51:59,412 --> 00:52:00,538 - Aww. 1140 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:02,999 - I give the best massages. You gotta wait. 1141 00:52:03,040 --> 00:52:04,292 - Aww. 1142 00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:06,377 This one here says you want to be my bellhop. 1143 00:52:08,046 --> 00:52:09,047 - Yeah, that was a funny one. 1144 00:52:09,088 --> 00:52:11,007 I knew you'd like that one. 1145 00:52:11,049 --> 00:52:12,050 (Samantha chuckles) 1146 00:52:12,091 --> 00:52:14,177 And "I wanna be your biggest fan." 1147 00:52:14,218 --> 00:52:15,344 - Aww. 1148 00:52:17,847 --> 00:52:21,184 This one here says you want to be my TV buddy. 1149 00:52:21,225 --> 00:52:23,770 - (chuckles) Because I love my TV shows. 1150 00:52:23,811 --> 00:52:25,521 (Samantha chuckles) 1151 00:52:25,563 --> 00:52:26,314 And this one 1152 00:52:28,983 --> 00:52:31,277 says, "I want to be- 1153 00:52:31,319 --> 00:52:34,280 - You wanna be my breakfast in bed buddy. 1154 00:52:34,322 --> 00:52:36,199 (Mariano chuckles) 1155 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:39,869 - I cook a mean breakfast. (Samantha chuckles) 1156 00:52:39,911 --> 00:52:43,206 - This one says you want to be my anchor. 1157 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,249 - Yes, 'cause I can hold you down. 1158 00:52:48,169 --> 00:52:52,632 And this one says, "I wanna protect you." 1159 00:52:52,673 --> 00:52:55,009 - Oh, thank you. - From everything. 1160 00:52:55,051 --> 00:52:57,387 - So don't pull out a gun on me now. 1161 00:52:57,428 --> 00:52:58,930 (Samantha laughs) 1162 00:52:58,971 --> 00:53:02,850 - This one says you want to be my forever partner. 1163 00:53:02,892 --> 00:53:04,060 - I do want to. 1164 00:53:04,102 --> 00:53:06,521 And this one says, 1165 00:53:06,562 --> 00:53:10,274 "I want to be the father of your children." 1166 00:53:10,316 --> 00:53:12,276 - Aw, thank you. 1167 00:53:21,244 --> 00:53:23,246 - What does your shirt say? 1168 00:53:23,287 --> 00:53:27,792 Oh, my shirt says, "Looking for Mr. Right, swipe." 1169 00:53:27,834 --> 00:53:29,168 - Oh, I like that. 1170 00:53:29,210 --> 00:53:31,462 Speaking of looking for Mr. Right, 1171 00:53:31,504 --> 00:53:33,381 we're gonna finish the pages of love, 1172 00:53:33,423 --> 00:53:36,759 and I wanna tell the ladies on your YouTube channel. 1173 00:53:36,801 --> 00:53:38,261 - Well, how are you gonna share it with them 1174 00:53:38,302 --> 00:53:39,345 if you haven't shared it with me first? 1175 00:53:39,387 --> 00:53:41,264 - Well, I'm getting ready to. 1176 00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:42,807 Ladies, for the pages of love, 1177 00:53:42,849 --> 00:53:45,059 we are on the letter V. 1178 00:53:45,101 --> 00:53:46,269 For the letter V, 1179 00:53:46,310 --> 00:53:49,230 you want a man that has values and a vision, 1180 00:53:49,272 --> 00:53:52,275 a man that will volunteer to help you. 1181 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:55,486 You do not want a man that will verbally abuse you 1182 00:53:55,528 --> 00:53:57,947 or leave a void in your life. 1183 00:53:57,989 --> 00:54:02,785 For the letter W, you want a wonderful, working man, 1184 00:54:02,827 --> 00:54:06,664 one that can worship with you and one that will worship you. 1185 00:54:06,706 --> 00:54:10,084 And lastly, ladies, you do not want a man 1186 00:54:10,126 --> 00:54:12,420 that is weak and whining. 1187 00:54:12,462 --> 00:54:14,172 For the letter X, 1188 00:54:14,213 --> 00:54:17,967 you want a man that will XO XO all over you. 1189 00:54:18,009 --> 00:54:19,385 And when you x-ray his heart, 1190 00:54:19,427 --> 00:54:21,596 you'll find love for you there. 1191 00:54:21,637 --> 00:54:26,350 And lastly, ladies, you do not want a man on Xanax. 1192 00:54:27,935 --> 00:54:29,187 - I like that, ladies. 1193 00:54:29,228 --> 00:54:30,229 And one thing I want to comment on 1194 00:54:30,271 --> 00:54:32,315 is she said, "Working man." 1195 00:54:32,356 --> 00:54:35,693 It's always good to have a gainfully employed man. 1196 00:54:35,735 --> 00:54:37,111 - Yes it is. 1197 00:54:37,153 --> 00:54:40,281 And as I said, wonderful, working man, 1198 00:54:40,323 --> 00:54:44,368 and we think any man that workin' is wonderful. 1199 00:54:45,578 --> 00:54:46,871 - That's it, ladies. 1200 00:54:46,913 --> 00:54:48,915 Thank you, YouTube family. 1201 00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:50,416 Bye! - Bye! 1202 00:54:56,255 --> 00:54:58,508 - God bless you. Thank you for coming. 1203 00:54:58,549 --> 00:54:59,675 - Thank you for inviting me. 1204 00:54:59,717 --> 00:55:00,802 - No problem. 1205 00:55:00,843 --> 00:55:02,345 You wanna do some Bible study and prayer? 1206 00:55:02,387 --> 00:55:03,429 - Absolutely. 1207 00:55:03,471 --> 00:55:04,555 You know I got the Bible on my phone. 1208 00:55:04,597 --> 00:55:05,848 - I'm ready. - Okay, okay. 1209 00:55:05,890 --> 00:55:07,016 You're getting a little bougie on me. 1210 00:55:07,058 --> 00:55:08,893 Let me get my Bible up out, huh? 1211 00:55:10,019 --> 00:55:16,192 Okay, so since God is the source of every blessing, 1212 00:55:16,234 --> 00:55:18,194 why don't we start with Psalm 67:5? 1213 00:55:18,236 --> 00:55:19,112 - Okay. 1214 00:55:19,153 --> 00:55:20,154 - Cool. Let me get that open. 1215 00:55:22,198 --> 00:55:23,366 Okay. 1216 00:55:23,408 --> 00:55:24,826 The word says, 1217 00:55:25,743 --> 00:55:27,995 "The father unto the fatherless 1218 00:55:28,037 --> 00:55:33,209 and the protector of widows is God in his holy dwelling." 1219 00:55:33,251 --> 00:55:34,043 Verse six. 1220 00:55:35,169 --> 00:55:37,588 "God sets the lonely in families." 1221 00:55:37,630 --> 00:55:42,051 Sam, I want to be the father of your children. 1222 00:55:42,093 --> 00:55:42,927 I will protect you 1223 00:55:44,178 --> 00:55:46,180 and I will give you the family that you desire. 1224 00:55:47,598 --> 00:55:49,600 - Amen. That's the word of God. 1225 00:55:49,642 --> 00:55:52,895 - But why do you always ignore the things 1226 00:55:52,937 --> 00:55:54,439 I try to do for you? 1227 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,357 - I'm not ignoring, I'm just processing, 1228 00:55:56,399 --> 00:55:59,360 because I see the lines or lies. 1229 00:55:59,402 --> 00:56:00,403 - I understand. 1230 00:56:00,445 --> 00:56:02,488 But I assure you, this is me. 1231 00:56:02,530 --> 00:56:04,991 This is my heart and I wanna give it to you. 1232 00:56:06,242 --> 00:56:07,285 - Okay. 1233 00:56:07,326 --> 00:56:08,161 We'll see. 1234 00:56:09,287 --> 00:56:10,955 - Okay, well, did you enjoy the food? 1235 00:56:10,997 --> 00:56:12,290 - I did. Thank you. 1236 00:56:12,331 --> 00:56:13,416 - I'm glad you really came out. 1237 00:56:13,458 --> 00:56:14,959 I always have a wonderful time with you. 1238 00:56:15,001 --> 00:56:16,252 - Likewise. 1239 00:56:16,294 --> 00:56:17,420 - You look amazing today, by the way. 1240 00:56:17,462 --> 00:56:18,379 - Thank you so much. - No problem. 1241 00:56:18,421 --> 00:56:20,423 What you wanna do next week? 1242 00:56:20,465 --> 00:56:22,258 - I wanna go for a boat ride, please. 1243 00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:23,301 - Oh. 1244 00:56:23,342 --> 00:56:25,219 Oh, you gettin' real bougie on me. 1245 00:56:25,261 --> 00:56:26,471 - I am. 1246 00:56:26,512 --> 00:56:28,431 - I'll take you out on a boat ride. That's fine. 1247 00:56:28,473 --> 00:56:30,266 - Thank you. - Can't wait to see you again. 1248 00:56:30,308 --> 00:56:31,559 - Likewise. 1249 00:56:38,274 --> 00:56:40,610 (indistinct TV chatter) 1250 00:56:40,651 --> 00:56:44,781 - Hey, well tonight I thought we should do a movie night. 1251 00:56:44,822 --> 00:56:47,408 - Okay. I fall asleep during movies. 1252 00:56:47,450 --> 00:56:48,743 - What? Why is that? 1253 00:56:48,785 --> 00:56:50,495 - I be so tired from workin'. 1254 00:56:51,412 --> 00:56:52,663 - Okay. 1255 00:56:52,705 --> 00:56:55,416 But hopefully in the future I can help with that. 1256 00:56:55,458 --> 00:56:57,210 - Hmm. So movie night, huh? 1257 00:56:57,251 --> 00:56:58,002 - Yeah, hold on. 1258 00:56:59,170 --> 00:57:00,171 I gotta get somethin' for you. 1259 00:57:03,257 --> 00:57:06,719 - [Host] All right, Roger, you're gonna vote for one couple. 1260 00:57:06,761 --> 00:57:09,013 Okay, a round of applause. 1261 00:57:10,181 --> 00:57:13,434 (audience cheering) 1262 00:57:13,476 --> 00:57:15,770 - So you see, at this movie, 1263 00:57:16,479 --> 00:57:20,108 all the snacks, all the popcorn, 1264 00:57:20,149 --> 00:57:21,943 all the drinks are free. 1265 00:57:21,984 --> 00:57:24,987 - Thank you. - This one is for you. 1266 00:57:25,029 --> 00:57:26,656 - This is so cute. 1267 00:57:28,449 --> 00:57:31,494 - Mmm, popcorn need a little bit of salt. 1268 00:57:31,536 --> 00:57:32,995 (Samantha laughs) 1269 00:57:33,037 --> 00:57:34,205 It's okay. 1270 00:57:34,247 --> 00:57:35,373 Top of the movie. 1271 00:57:35,415 --> 00:57:37,542 - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. 1272 00:57:47,343 --> 00:57:48,678 - [Joan] Hey, how you doin'? 1273 00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:50,179 - Hey, what's going on? 1274 00:57:50,221 --> 00:57:52,640 - Hey, I just came over to finish our pages of love. 1275 00:57:52,682 --> 00:57:54,726 You thought I forgot, didn't you? 1276 00:57:54,767 --> 00:57:55,476 - I did. 1277 00:57:55,518 --> 00:57:56,728 - Well, I did not forget. 1278 00:57:56,769 --> 00:58:00,648 And we are on the letter Y for the pages of love. 1279 00:58:00,690 --> 00:58:05,027 The letter Y, you want a man that says yes to your request. 1280 00:58:05,069 --> 00:58:08,197 You want a man who yearns for you in your absence. 1281 00:58:08,239 --> 00:58:12,577 And you want a man who can yield a harvest for his family. 1282 00:58:12,618 --> 00:58:15,913 For the letter Z, you want a man with zeal. 1283 00:58:15,955 --> 00:58:18,750 You want a man who will zoom to help you. 1284 00:58:18,791 --> 00:58:21,669 You want a man who can keep his zipper up 1285 00:58:21,711 --> 00:58:24,464 and who's not zigzagging through life. 1286 00:58:24,505 --> 00:58:26,257 - Now, when he zooms to help me, 1287 00:58:26,299 --> 00:58:27,633 what kind of car will he be in? 1288 00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:30,428 - It doesn't matter, as long as he's zooming, okay? 1289 00:58:30,470 --> 00:58:32,263 To come to your rescue. 1290 00:58:32,305 --> 00:58:33,264 That's what you want. 1291 00:58:33,306 --> 00:58:35,016 Zeal and zooming. 1292 00:58:35,058 --> 00:58:38,561 And also, what I wanna tell you last, 1293 00:58:38,603 --> 00:58:40,396 you do not, and I repeat, 1294 00:58:40,438 --> 00:58:43,858 do not want a man who's on Zoloft. 1295 00:58:43,900 --> 00:58:45,526 No. 1296 00:58:45,568 --> 00:58:48,404 And now I would like to encourage you, 1297 00:58:48,446 --> 00:58:50,740 don't miss out on Mariano, 1298 00:58:50,782 --> 00:58:53,493 a good man, because of your past. 1299 00:58:53,534 --> 00:58:55,578 Think of all the dates you've had 1300 00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:58,081 and all the things he's done for you. 1301 00:58:58,122 --> 00:59:01,000 Nobody else has done anything for you 1302 00:59:01,042 --> 00:59:04,754 except leave you pregnant and left holding the bag, 1303 00:59:04,796 --> 00:59:07,382 an empty bag with no child support. 1304 00:59:07,423 --> 00:59:12,720 So think back on how he cares for you and respects you. 1305 00:59:15,056 --> 00:59:17,934 (upbeat pop music) 1306 01:00:57,241 --> 01:00:58,076 - Sprinkles. 1307 01:00:59,952 --> 01:01:02,830 Samantha, baby, I got something sweet for you. 1308 01:01:02,872 --> 01:01:04,540 Come in the kitchen. 1309 01:01:04,582 --> 01:01:09,545 - I'm comin'! 1310 01:01:09,587 --> 01:01:10,671 What you got? - Ta-da! 1311 01:01:10,713 --> 01:01:12,882 Look. We gonna make our own ice cream. 1312 01:01:12,924 --> 01:01:14,384 - Wow, I like this. 1313 01:01:14,425 --> 01:01:15,343 - You ready? - Yes. 1314 01:01:15,385 --> 01:01:16,761 - Okay, let's get started. 1315 01:01:18,513 --> 01:01:20,515 Already prepared everything for us. 1316 01:01:21,724 --> 01:01:23,393 So I got, before the ice fall out. 1317 01:01:26,562 --> 01:01:28,356 Got some bags of ice for us. 1318 01:01:28,398 --> 01:01:29,732 - Okay. 1319 01:01:29,774 --> 01:01:32,652 - So we got some strawberry vanilla extract 1320 01:01:32,693 --> 01:01:34,362 and our heavy cream and all that stuff. 1321 01:01:34,404 --> 01:01:37,740 We got some gummy bears, some sprinkles, chocolate sauce, 1322 01:01:37,782 --> 01:01:38,658 some strawberry sauce. 1323 01:01:38,699 --> 01:01:40,618 And ready to get started? 1324 01:01:40,660 --> 01:01:42,078 - I'm ready. - Okay. 1325 01:01:43,329 --> 01:01:46,332 We're gonna take this cup, pour it in one of these. 1326 01:01:46,374 --> 01:01:47,083 - Okay. 1327 01:01:54,674 --> 01:01:56,300 - Ah, there we go. 1328 01:01:59,470 --> 01:02:00,805 Make sure I don't spill it. 1329 01:02:06,644 --> 01:02:07,937 Here we go. 1330 01:02:11,607 --> 01:02:12,775 Okay. 1331 01:02:12,817 --> 01:02:14,277 And close it up. 1332 01:02:20,491 --> 01:02:23,035 Drop it in the ice bag. 1333 01:02:23,077 --> 01:02:23,828 - Okay. 1334 01:02:25,121 --> 01:02:26,956 - I don't know why you're better at this than me. 1335 01:02:26,998 --> 01:02:28,458 I thought I planned it. 1336 01:02:28,499 --> 01:02:29,667 (Samantha giggles) 1337 01:02:29,709 --> 01:02:30,626 - Is this supposed to be our ice maker? 1338 01:02:30,668 --> 01:02:32,003 - Yes, that's the ice maker. 1339 01:02:32,045 --> 01:02:32,587 - Okay. 1340 01:02:33,755 --> 01:02:35,006 Place it in there. 1341 01:02:36,215 --> 01:02:38,342 Close up the bag, get the air out. 1342 01:02:40,803 --> 01:02:41,846 Start shakin'. 1343 01:02:43,806 --> 01:02:44,766 - Old school way, huh? 1344 01:02:44,807 --> 01:02:45,975 - Old school. 1345 01:02:46,017 --> 01:02:48,352 I thought it would be fun for us to do. 1346 01:02:48,394 --> 01:02:49,145 - Okay. 1347 01:02:50,646 --> 01:02:51,814 - Still going faster than me. 1348 01:02:51,856 --> 01:02:53,691 Thought I was plannin' this. 1349 01:02:53,733 --> 01:02:55,234 (Samantha giggles) 1350 01:02:55,276 --> 01:02:58,321 Okay, get it all ready, and start shakin'. 1351 01:02:58,362 --> 01:02:59,822 (ice rattling) 1352 01:02:59,864 --> 01:03:02,867 (upbeat soul music) 1353 01:03:42,990 --> 01:03:45,201 I think that's ice cream now. 1354 01:03:45,243 --> 01:03:46,119 - Okay. 1355 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:47,870 - Wanna check them out? - Yeah. 1356 01:03:47,912 --> 01:03:48,621 - All right. 1357 01:03:49,580 --> 01:03:50,540 How yours lookin'? 1358 01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:53,710 Oh, yeah. 1359 01:03:53,751 --> 01:03:54,711 Aw, yeah. 1360 01:03:54,752 --> 01:03:57,588 - Oh, yeah. This is ice cream. 1361 01:03:57,630 --> 01:03:58,715 Ooh, looks good. 1362 01:03:58,756 --> 01:04:00,299 - Got a good workout, I guess, yeah. 1363 01:04:00,341 --> 01:04:02,385 - Got a good arm workout. - Right. 1364 01:04:02,427 --> 01:04:04,220 You get tired from that, too. Oof. 1365 01:04:06,055 --> 01:04:08,015 - Oh, look! Ice cream. - Oh, right! 1366 01:04:09,892 --> 01:04:11,436 It came out so 1367 01:04:13,604 --> 01:04:14,522 good. 1368 01:04:14,564 --> 01:04:15,815 Look at that! 1369 01:04:15,857 --> 01:04:16,899 - Beautiful. 1370 01:04:16,941 --> 01:04:18,359 - Homemade, too. 1371 01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:24,949 (spoon tapping) 1372 01:04:25,908 --> 01:04:28,161 I got some toppings over there for you, too, 1373 01:04:28,202 --> 01:04:30,163 if you wanna take some sprinkles, 1374 01:04:30,204 --> 01:04:33,082 gummy bears or chocolate sauce or anything. 1375 01:04:33,124 --> 01:04:36,085 - I think I'm gonna take some sprinkles 1376 01:04:36,127 --> 01:04:37,545 and some gummy bears. 1377 01:04:37,587 --> 01:04:39,422 You remember that cartoon called "Gummy Bears?" 1378 01:04:39,464 --> 01:04:40,465 - Yeah, I do. 1379 01:04:41,966 --> 01:04:43,968 That one was a good one, though. 1380 01:04:45,386 --> 01:04:48,097 You want chocolate sauce or strawberry, did you say? 1381 01:04:48,139 --> 01:04:52,268 - I will just take a little splash of chocolate sauce. 1382 01:04:52,310 --> 01:04:54,145 - A little splash? That's enough? 1383 01:04:54,187 --> 01:04:56,814 - Yes, thank you. - Okay, cool. 1384 01:04:56,856 --> 01:04:57,982 Cheers 1385 01:04:58,983 --> 01:05:00,485 to the ice cream we made. 1386 01:05:01,152 --> 01:05:03,696 (Samantha giggles) 1387 01:05:03,738 --> 01:05:04,906 It's pretty good. 1388 01:05:04,947 --> 01:05:07,950 - Hmm, I like it. - Mmm-hmm. 1389 01:05:07,992 --> 01:05:09,952 Make more homemade ice cream after all. 1390 01:05:09,994 --> 01:05:12,455 Maybe not. It was a lot of work. 1391 01:05:12,497 --> 01:05:13,915 I don't know. 1392 01:05:13,956 --> 01:05:15,958 I don't know how they did it in the old days. 1393 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,127 This is actually pretty good, though. 1394 01:05:20,546 --> 01:05:22,965 Thank you for spending the time with me. 1395 01:05:23,007 --> 01:05:24,384 - Thank you for inviting me. 1396 01:05:24,425 --> 01:05:25,551 - Mmm-hmm. 1397 01:05:25,593 --> 01:05:26,886 Any time. 1398 01:05:26,928 --> 01:05:28,471 - You always have something creative up your sleeve. 1399 01:05:28,513 --> 01:05:29,972 - I try. I try. 1400 01:05:30,014 --> 01:05:33,017 I'm trying to be different, you know? 1401 01:05:34,977 --> 01:05:38,856 Can't be the same as everybody else. 1402 01:05:38,898 --> 01:05:41,526 And this is actually hella good. 1403 01:05:42,944 --> 01:05:45,279 I'm surprised. It came out really good. 1404 01:05:48,032 --> 01:05:49,158 Wanna come back next week? 1405 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,868 - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. - Same thing? 1406 01:05:50,910 --> 01:05:52,453 - [Samantha] Mmm-hmm. 1407 01:05:52,495 --> 01:05:53,996 - Are you hungry or anything else? 1408 01:05:54,038 --> 01:05:54,914 - Nope. 1409 01:05:54,956 --> 01:05:55,832 - Or this dessert is fine. 1410 01:05:55,873 --> 01:05:57,208 - This is real good right here. 1411 01:05:57,250 --> 01:05:59,043 Real good. - Okay. 1412 01:06:04,006 --> 01:06:07,218 (mellow hip hop music) 1413 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:26,130 (knuckles rapping) 1414 01:07:30,385 --> 01:07:31,135 - Hey. 1415 01:07:31,177 --> 01:07:32,220 - [Samantha] Hey. 1416 01:07:32,261 --> 01:07:33,096 - You look fabulous as always. 1417 01:07:33,137 --> 01:07:34,097 - Thank you. 1418 01:07:34,138 --> 01:07:35,431 - Thank you for coming. 1419 01:07:35,473 --> 01:07:37,183 Come join me at the dinner table. 1420 01:07:37,225 --> 01:07:38,601 Let me pull out your chair. 1421 01:07:38,643 --> 01:07:39,685 - No, I got it. 1422 01:07:39,727 --> 01:07:40,937 - Let me handle it for you. 1423 01:07:40,978 --> 01:07:42,146 - Okay. 1424 01:07:43,022 --> 01:07:44,649 - Here we go. - Thank you. 1425 01:07:44,690 --> 01:07:45,983 - No problem. 1426 01:07:46,025 --> 01:07:47,985 I made us a little bit of fish and some salad today. 1427 01:07:48,027 --> 01:07:50,154 - Okay. - I hope you enjoy it. 1428 01:07:53,491 --> 01:07:56,202 - Tastes great. - [Mariano] Thank you. 1429 01:07:56,244 --> 01:07:57,412 So how was your day? 1430 01:07:58,830 --> 01:08:00,415 - Pretty good. - That's good. 1431 01:08:01,416 --> 01:08:03,334 I do have an important question to ask you. 1432 01:08:06,003 --> 01:08:08,131 I do want to be your rock. 1433 01:08:08,172 --> 01:08:10,091 I wanna be your foundation. 1434 01:08:10,133 --> 01:08:12,135 I wanna protect you, love you. 1435 01:08:12,176 --> 01:08:14,262 I want your kids. I want you. 1436 01:08:14,303 --> 01:08:15,471 I want your problems. 1437 01:08:16,973 --> 01:08:20,184 Will you answer me this one thing? 1438 01:08:23,062 --> 01:08:23,855 - Oh, my. 1439 01:08:28,526 --> 01:08:30,111 - [Mariano] Will you marry me? 1440 01:08:30,153 --> 01:08:31,654 - Am I being punked? 1441 01:08:31,696 --> 01:08:32,822 - No, of course not. 1442 01:08:32,864 --> 01:08:34,031 Why would you be punked? 1443 01:08:34,073 --> 01:08:35,867 But you're gonna punk me if you say no. 1444 01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:38,661 - Yes, yes! 1445 01:08:38,703 --> 01:08:40,371 Oh my gosh, yes! 1446 01:08:41,372 --> 01:08:43,708 - [Mariano] Let me see your hand. 1447 01:08:43,750 --> 01:08:44,500 Oh. 1448 01:08:45,626 --> 01:08:46,919 Fits just right. 1449 01:08:49,088 --> 01:08:50,256 - Thank you so much. 1450 01:08:51,007 --> 01:08:52,800 - [Mariano] Appreciate you. 1451 01:08:52,842 --> 01:08:53,760 - Thank you. 1452 01:08:53,801 --> 01:08:55,053 - [Mariano] Love you so much. 1453 01:08:55,094 --> 01:08:56,220 - I love you, too. 1454 01:08:58,014 --> 01:08:59,515 - Let's finish our food. 1455 01:08:59,557 --> 01:09:01,726 Before we smell like too much fish. 1456 01:09:02,852 --> 01:09:05,813 (soft upbeat music) 1457 01:09:13,362 --> 01:09:16,532 (soft gentle music) 1458 01:09:49,941 --> 01:09:54,404 - [Samantha] Moral of the story is believe in love, 1459 01:09:54,445 --> 01:09:58,658 and the fairy tale love that you want is out there. 1460 01:09:58,699 --> 01:10:02,578 Love found me and it will find you, too. 1461 01:10:03,579 --> 01:10:07,291 Embrace that true, authentic love. 1462 01:10:08,167 --> 01:10:12,171 He who finds a wife finds a good thing 1463 01:10:12,213 --> 01:10:13,798 and receives favor. 1464 01:10:15,091 --> 01:10:18,052 (soft gentle music) 1465 01:10:33,025 --> 01:10:35,945 (upbeat pop music)