1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:03,712 [Scott] Last season on The Santa Clauses… 2 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:05,171 [laughs] Ho ho ho! 3 00:00:05,255 --> 00:00:07,632 My kids don't have any magic powers. 4 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,300 You sure about that? 5 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:12,804 Your Santa ghost friends were right. We do have powers. 6 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:15,557 Sandra can speak to animals, and I can see holes in the sky. 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,559 [Betty] The Secessus Clause states that 8 00:00:17,642 --> 00:00:20,437 you may step down once you've chosen a proper successor. 9 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,398 So, the Secessus Clause has a successor subsection. 10 00:00:23,481 --> 00:00:25,358 We could keep it in the family. 11 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,651 I'm gonna do this with my team. 12 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,403 -You want us to go with you? -All of us? 13 00:00:28,486 --> 00:00:30,739 Cal, I want you to make sure that bag's filled with gifts. 14 00:00:30,822 --> 00:00:32,115 These things still work, right? 15 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:34,492 If you shake 'em, they show your favorite Christmas memories? 16 00:00:34,576 --> 00:00:35,744 -[librarian] Yes. -[Cal] Sweet. 17 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,912 Then I'd like to take some snow globes to go. 18 00:00:37,996 --> 00:00:39,289 Which ones? 19 00:00:39,372 --> 00:00:40,373 All of 'em. 20 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,958 [Carol laughs] Okay, what's so funny? 21 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:47,297 Everybody's waking up now with something they didn't ask for under their tree. 22 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,715 What have we done? 23 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,425 -[gasps] -[kisses] 24 00:00:50,508 --> 00:00:53,845 Cal, did you remember to make sure Riley didn't remember? Did you remember? 25 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,765 -Yeah. I-I remembered. -What could go wrong? 26 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:59,309 [Betty] This measures Christmas spirit. 27 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,727 But look at the middle now. 28 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:04,814 It hasn't been like that since the 14th century. 29 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:06,566 Wars and the-- 30 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:08,902 Mad Santa. Yes. 31 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:11,279 That's the last time Christmas was threatened. 32 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,574 [Ozzy Osbourne] ♪ All aboard ♪ 33 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,242 [cackles] 34 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:18,787 ["Crazy Train" playing] 35 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:21,831 -[shouting] -[swords clacking] 36 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:29,297 [shouting] 37 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:32,634 [munches] 38 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:37,847 This is lunacy. Do they not know who I am? 39 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:41,351 Well, Santa, you could run faster if you lost the turkey leg and mead. 40 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,020 You can't run from a coup on an empty stomach, Olga. 41 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,772 You call this running? 42 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:48,066 No Santa has ever been forcibly removed. 43 00:01:48,149 --> 00:01:49,025 This way to safety. 44 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,903 And how dare you call me Mad Santa? 45 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:56,991 My name is Magnus Antas, and I will smite anyo-- 46 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:01,371 Whoa. Well, there, I just heard it. The yelling, the threats. 47 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:04,040 The name Magnus Antas sort of does sound like Mad Santa. 48 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:06,000 [laughs] Okay. Clever! 49 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:11,422 May the name Mad Santa cause fear in people for hundreds… 50 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:12,507 [microphone feedback] 51 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:14,759 …of years. [echoes] 52 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:21,516 ["Crazy Train" continues on speakers] 53 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,271 Kris, it's time. Ho ho ho. 54 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,898 [groans] Oh, yeah. [laughs] Okay. 55 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,900 Let me grab my beard, and we'll go, go, go. 56 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:34,362 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! 57 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:37,157 Come take your pho-ho-to. 58 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,867 -[laughs] I wrote that last night. -Yeah, nice. 59 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:40,869 Look, it's snowing! [shouting] 60 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:44,164 Oh, boy. That's cement mix. 61 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,166 Uh, don't get any of that on your tongue. 62 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:47,458 We really gotta call maintenance. 63 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:49,586 -There is no maintenance department. -Bob quit? 64 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:52,714 Yeah, but before he fixed the PA system, so you'll have to shout. 65 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:56,718 Oh, I don't mind shouting. Merry Christmas! Ho ho ho! 66 00:02:56,801 --> 00:03:01,806 Come get your churros. Two-for-one churro. Spoken code word, churro! 67 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,474 Careful, that's not real candy cane! 68 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,310 [laughs] All part of the experience, folks! 69 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,854 Just pour some hot water on his tongue. It'll detach. 70 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:12,400 All right. No shoving. Everyone will get a chance to sit in Santa's sleigh. 71 00:03:12,483 --> 00:03:13,902 It's just the three of them. 72 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:16,070 Well, okay. 73 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,155 Who's first? 74 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:22,827 On, Donner! On, Blitzen! Yeehaw! I love what I do. 75 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,704 -Ten and two on the reins, babe. -All right. 76 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:26,122 It's incredible up here. 77 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:28,541 You know, I didn't quite get it before, Dad, 78 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,752 but you have the best job in the world. 79 00:03:30,835 --> 00:03:33,129 -[Carol giggles] -I knew you'd love it. 80 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,966 It's like I can feel all the joy in the world all the way up here. 81 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,051 [Carol] Mmm. 82 00:03:38,801 --> 00:03:42,305 -Way, way up here. -Don't get woozy on us. 83 00:03:42,388 --> 00:03:46,434 Who let Grandpa drive the sleigh? Let's see what this thing can do. 84 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:48,186 -"Who let Grandpa drive?" -[Cal laughs] 85 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:49,771 That sounded like a challenge. 86 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:50,855 -Hold that there. -What? 87 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:55,318 Anybody in here wonder what it's like to see a reindeer upside down? 88 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:56,736 Nope. Nobody wonders that. 89 00:03:56,819 --> 00:04:00,073 Let's go for it. Well, you know, unless Cal's too scared. 90 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:01,574 -No, I'm not scared. -Really? 91 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,076 Here we go. Come on! 92 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:05,787 -[passengers screaming, cheering] -[Scott shouting] 93 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,538 [laughing] 94 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,416 [screaming, laughing] 95 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:13,670 [Ozzy] ♪ I'm goin' off the rails On a crazy train ♪ 96 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,256 -[laughs] -That was awesome. 97 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:19,175 -Ooh! Cal, did you enjoy that? -Oh, yeah. He passed out. 98 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,385 -Huh? -[music stops] 99 00:04:20,468 --> 00:04:21,302 [Carol] Ooh. 100 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:22,220 [both] Oh! 101 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:23,680 [theme playing] 102 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:26,266 [choir harmonizing] 103 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,313 ["Jingle Bells" plays] 104 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,738 [snores] 105 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:54,460 -Whoa, nice tree. Great presentation. -[Kris snoring] 106 00:04:55,336 --> 00:04:56,838 [groans, snores] 107 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:04,178 Rum cake and bourbon balls? [softly] You know your Santa Claus. 108 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:08,057 -Merry Christmas. -[Kris snoring] 109 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,809 [rustling] 110 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,535 A toast, if I may. 111 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:30,121 Christmas spirit is at an all-time high. 112 00:05:30,204 --> 00:05:32,415 The result of giving everyone magical snow globes 113 00:05:32,498 --> 00:05:34,208 to see their favorite Christmas memories. 114 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,961 [Scott] That's the best part of Christmas, is spending time with your loved ones. 115 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:39,172 -[screaming] -Which is why I'm so geeked to turn Santa 116 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:40,757 into a family business. 117 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:42,175 Yeah. 118 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:46,220 But we can't forget that Christmas almost ended, and that's not gonna happen again. 119 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,305 So, here's what I wanna do. 120 00:05:47,388 --> 00:05:52,268 I wanna upgrade the E.L.F.S. into a security force to be reckoned with. 121 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,938 Well, sir, then we'll have to reckon with the fact that Gary is incompetent 122 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,190 and not well liked. 123 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,399 She ain't wrong. 124 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:00,735 Uh, Gary, this is a private meeting. 125 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:01,819 [groans] 126 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:05,907 -Let me take care of Gary. -You gonna kill him? 127 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:08,826 No. I wanna take over the E.L.F.S. 128 00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:10,119 You wanna be a cop? 129 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,914 When the elves disappeared, I wasn't here to help. 130 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,918 And I wanna be the protector. That is a job for Mrs. Claus. 131 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:18,795 All right, are you ready to hear my suggestions? 132 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:19,754 Can't wait. 133 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:22,215 But spending time in the Yule-Verse with the other Santas reminded me 134 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,926 I'm just a link in an infinite chain. 135 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,761 It's up to me to come up with the next link. 136 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:28,971 Yes, mistakes were made in that regard. 137 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:32,100 Don't blame yourself. The mistake was passing over the obvious contender. 138 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:35,812 I'm flattered, but I am ineligible. 139 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,773 No, no, no. I'm talking about Cal. 140 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,608 May I remind you that Cal has neither 141 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:43,694 the physical, mental, or emotional acumen for the job? 142 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,072 When he ties his shoelaces, he still says, 143 00:06:46,155 --> 00:06:48,741 "Over, under, around and through. Meet Mr. Bunny, pull him through." 144 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,077 -[chuckles] I know. -[Cal stutters] I don't need to. 145 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:52,912 I just like it. 146 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:56,165 [stammers] Maybe we should move the birthday party upstairs. 147 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,710 Oh, yes. Merriment. That's what the hats are for. 148 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,339 I can't believe you want me to be the next Santa. 149 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,882 -Yeah. -This is-- This is so exciting. 150 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,342 I have so many ideas. 151 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,262 Yeah, that's great. But to be real, we'll probably never get to any of those. 152 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:12,306 I really feel myself coming into my… [straining] …Santa powers. 153 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:16,727 That is the north polarity rushing through your DNA, Son. 154 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:18,104 [exhales] I can't wait to tell Riley. 155 00:07:18,187 --> 00:07:22,316 [groans] Listen, Cal, I think it's best if you forget about Riley. 156 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:26,028 You know, we need to tell Sandra about her new role. 157 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,447 [Scott] That's right, that's right. 158 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,739 Sandra, this is a family business, 159 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,576 and I want you to be in charge of the reindeer. 160 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:32,869 -Oh, yes! -[Carol giggles] 161 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:33,953 [Scott] That's not all. 162 00:07:34,036 --> 00:07:37,248 I want you to take care of all of the animals here at the North Pole. 163 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,167 All the animals? 164 00:07:39,667 --> 00:07:41,252 We'll call her Animal Girl. 165 00:07:41,335 --> 00:07:43,296 We don't need a nickname. I can come up with that. 166 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,714 In my old toy business background-- 167 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,382 -Ani-Girl! -Maybe you're not listening. 168 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,508 I can come up with nicknames. 169 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:52,346 What about Mighty Dame of the Northern Stables Girl? 170 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,098 Where'd that come from? You just thought that up? 171 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,350 I don't need all the names. I can come up with stuff like this. 172 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,144 I already came up with one. Thanks so much. 173 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:01,314 I already put it on a mug for you. What do you think of that? 174 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,065 A mug? Wow. 175 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,485 "Keeper of the creatures." 176 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:08,988 Girl. 177 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,282 -I'm spitballing. It's an idea. -It's-- Oh, yeah. 178 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:14,118 -[Scott] It's just an idea. Okay. -Time for the birthday cake. 179 00:08:14,202 --> 00:08:15,328 -Thank goodness. -Look at this. 180 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,830 -Ooh. Yeah. -Yeah. Okay. Wait a minute. 181 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,790 Where's my special cake-eating fork? 182 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:21,792 -[giggles] -I can't eat cake without my fork. 183 00:08:21,876 --> 00:08:23,961 -My fork-- This is a disaster. -Aw. Aw. 184 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:26,380 -Okay. -Whoa. Aren't you forgetting something? 185 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:29,217 Oh, right. Uh… Thank you, Mom and Dad, for making me. 186 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:32,011 -[retches] -No, no, no. You make a wish. 187 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,429 Oh. 188 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:42,021 -[Scott applauding] Yeah! -[Carol applauding, cheering, laughing] 189 00:08:42,104 --> 00:08:43,397 -[Scott] All right. -Dad. 190 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:44,607 Yeah? 191 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:49,779 -It worked. -Yeah. 192 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:52,990 I don't think he's forgetting about Riley. 193 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,451 So, Cal wished his girlfriend here. 194 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,577 What's the harm? 195 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:57,995 Well, I think it's reckless. 196 00:08:58,079 --> 00:08:59,872 You don't see me just bringing random people 197 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,499 that I like up here to the North Pole. 198 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,209 That's exactly what you did with me. 199 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:06,128 -No, my dear. That was magic. -Aw. 200 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:09,590 And besides, Riley didn't seem surprised that she was here. 201 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:11,592 Which means Cal never dusted her. 202 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,386 It's fine. She won't tell anyone. 203 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:17,014 Right. Because teenage girls are known for their ability to keep secrets. 204 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:19,892 -[giggles] -Cal has to learn to focus. 205 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,561 Focus on being Santa. 206 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,729 It takes focus, focus-- There's that fork. 207 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:27,817 Scott, I don't think that Cal is cut out for this job, or even wants it. 208 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,235 He just turned 18. 209 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,654 -He loves the real world. -Okay, what are his options? 210 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,781 Let's say he goes to college to be with Riley, 211 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:36,784 he gets a CPA degree, they get married, 212 00:09:36,867 --> 00:09:40,663 he never makes partner, vacations twice a year, retires at 65. 213 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:45,835 [stammers] Is it easier to blame Riley than to even contemplate 214 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:48,462 that maybe your son doesn't wanna be exactly like you? 215 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,090 I think he's destined to be Santa Claus, that's it. 216 00:09:51,173 --> 00:09:54,176 Remember, if you love something, let it go. 217 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:56,345 You might as well, because Betty is never gonna go for this. 218 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,847 I'm the boss around here. 219 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:00,558 Betty just, you know, makes all the decisions. 220 00:10:00,641 --> 00:10:01,809 [Carol] Yeah. 221 00:10:01,892 --> 00:10:04,437 [Betty] Who does Santa Scott think makes the decisions around here? 222 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:08,691 Cal would be the worst Santa since the last guy he tried to make Santa. 223 00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,318 This is a tough one. 224 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:13,154 You're perfect. Santa's perfect. 225 00:10:13,237 --> 00:10:15,615 You're perfect. Santa's perfect. 226 00:10:15,698 --> 00:10:17,575 I don't really know what to think here. 227 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:20,244 Tomorrow I'll make him think it was my idea, so he hates it. 228 00:10:21,370 --> 00:10:22,622 Dinner's ready. 229 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,999 I like my popcorn and cranberries slightly warm. 230 00:10:25,082 --> 00:10:26,542 No, no, no! Don't! 231 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,503 [Noel] What's all this? 232 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,214 It's my time to go on Kribble Krabble. 233 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,592 [gasps] Honeybuns, that's fantastic! 234 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:38,137 A year in the real world to experience all life has to offer. 235 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,973 I wish I could go with you, but you know the rules. 236 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,600 I'm so happy for you, crumb cake. 237 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:44,727 I don't have time for frivolity. 238 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,103 They can't make me go. 239 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,229 [knocks] 240 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,567 We're here to make you go on Kribble Krabble. 241 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:54,737 "The Kribble Krabble Clause." 242 00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:57,031 "In accepting position of Head Elf, 243 00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,450 you agree to take a leave of absence from the North Pole 244 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:04,705 for education and rejuvenation purposes, whether you wish to or not." 245 00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:06,749 You're way overdue. 246 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:08,250 I can't go now. 247 00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,335 I'll defer. 248 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,089 "No exceptions." 249 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,341 I know, but in this case-- 250 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,720 "That includes you, Betty." 251 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,348 These clauses are so specific. 252 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:24,392 You know the penalty for those who don't go. 253 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,018 Fine. 254 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:30,690 I can't believe you brought security. Did you really think I was going to run? 255 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,066 No. [chuckles] 256 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,281 -[static on radio] -I've got eyes on her. 257 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,450 [Sandra] We've been here for hours. 258 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,577 And he's not being unreasonable, Do-- 259 00:11:44,578 --> 00:11:45,621 -Prettyboy. -Okay. 260 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,415 All he's saying is to cut back on the peppermint 261 00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:50,584 'cause he has to fly behind you, where your butt is. 262 00:11:50,668 --> 00:11:52,753 I feel ganged up on, Animal Girl. 263 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,297 W-- Where did you hear that name? 264 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,507 -I don't know. -[Riley] Wow. 265 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,801 [gasps] This place is so unreal. 266 00:11:58,884 --> 00:12:01,554 I know. And one day, it'll all be mine. 267 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,640 You can't tell anyone, but I'm gonna be the next Santa. 268 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,600 [laughing] OMG. 269 00:12:06,684 --> 00:12:08,519 -Yeah. -I am dating the next Santa Claus. 270 00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,354 -[laughs] My dad is gonna be so happy. -Yeah. 271 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,690 He's so tired of me always bringing bikers home. 272 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,734 -What? -[gasps] Santa's reindeer? 273 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:16,402 -No way. -[grunts] 274 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,780 Yeah, my sister can talk to the animals, but I have the magic touch. 275 00:12:19,864 --> 00:12:21,073 -No. -[both gasp] 276 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,366 [screaming] 277 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,535 -You okay, Swizzle Stick? -[chuckles] 278 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:25,870 Sorry. 279 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:29,081 -It was a weird sort of spasm. -It's oka-- It's okay. 280 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:30,624 [stammers] I know you didn't mean to. 281 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:32,918 That's why my dad put Sandra in charge of the reindeer. 282 00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:37,006 -In charge of us? [giggles] -[laughs] No one tells us what to do. 283 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,674 Nice going, big mouth. 284 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,676 -Wait, wait, h-hold on. -[reindeer grumbling] 285 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:44,430 You can actually understand them? All I hear is super angry grunts. 286 00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:48,976 Well, if you're in charge, Blitzen's been eating my grain. 287 00:12:49,059 --> 00:12:53,147 Well, only because Donner has been eating my grain. 288 00:12:53,230 --> 00:12:56,400 Both of you are giving me a migraine. 289 00:12:56,484 --> 00:12:58,027 Be thankful you don't speak animal. 290 00:12:58,110 --> 00:13:00,821 Ever since we got back to the North Pole, it's gotten worse. 291 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,449 -And now I can hear all of them. -Wait, like, all the reindeer? 292 00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:04,617 And their fleas! 293 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,077 -I think they're unionizing. -[flea] We have rights too! 294 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,205 Believe it or not, animals complain more than humans, 295 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,915 which I did not think was possible. 296 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:12,917 -Wow. Hurtful. -Wow. So hurtful. 297 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,001 -Rude. -Very hurtful. 298 00:13:14,084 --> 00:13:15,961 -Tell it to the fleas! -[reindeer grunts] 299 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:20,841 [Kris] Hey, Dad. So, uh, did you get a snow globe? 300 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:25,012 I was wondering what, uh, old Christmas memory it showed you. 301 00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,348 You know, maybe the non-believers… [stammers] 302 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:28,557 …they didn't get 'em. 303 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:29,809 I didn't think of that. 304 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,354 But it's gonna be real hard to deny Santa after this. 305 00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:37,483 So, who knows? Maybe Santapolis can rebound. 306 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,527 The snow globes are so cool. 307 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:41,570 You know everyone is still talking about them? 308 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,948 The magic only lasts for a week before they shut down, 309 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,909 but hopefully, people will carry it in their hearts for a long time. 310 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,118 That is so hot. 311 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,997 Well, Riley, I hope you enjoyed your tour. Probably not gonna remember a lot of this. 312 00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:54,250 Um, Dad, can we not dust Riley, please? 313 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,335 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Oh, I'm sorry. What's dusting? 314 00:13:56,418 --> 00:13:57,795 It's like a memory eraser, 315 00:13:57,878 --> 00:14:00,339 but it's just one of those dumb ancient rules. 316 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,007 There's so much I can't wait to change. 317 00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,468 They just updated the manual 200 years ago. 318 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,303 -But you know what I was thinking? -Uh-uh. 319 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:09,431 What if instead of flying, Santa took a train? 320 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,226 -Where would you-- But you can't-- No. -[laughs] That is so cool. 321 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,354 And instead of a sack, Santa had a cool messenger bag, you know. 322 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:17,356 -[Riley] Ah. -Oh, I really wanna update the hat. 323 00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:19,775 -Uh… -Uh, one of those is a really great idea. 324 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:22,987 [sighs] You know why I envy Sandra? 325 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,738 She only has to talk to critters. 326 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,115 -Right? -Ooh. Uh-uh. Mm-mmm. 327 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,992 -How are the reindeer doing? -Blah, blah, blah! 328 00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,911 Why can't everyone just stop talking to me? Gosh, Dad! 329 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,665 We don't yell at the North Pole, Sandra. 330 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,709 -Carol! -Why are you yelling? 331 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:40,713 'Cause somebody, not important who, said something Sandra didn't like. 332 00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:43,007 Mom, Dad wants to erase Riley's memory, 333 00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:45,718 but erasing someone's memory is like erasing someone's life. 334 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,636 -No, it's not. -Our first kiss is in there. 335 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,554 -Aw. -[Riley] Aw. 336 00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:51,223 Wait, if we stay kissing, then the memory can never go away. 337 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,433 -That's not necessarily-- -[gasps] 338 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,767 -You don't have to-- -Yeah, okay. 339 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,020 Oh. Aw. Ew. 340 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,897 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! 341 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,900 No dusting, and for the record, this was my idea. 342 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:04,153 Mm-hmm. [clears throat] I'm proud of you. 343 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,655 Yeah, we'll get the Gaslighting Department on this. 344 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,992 They can monitor her behavior and adjust her memory if she starts blabbing. 345 00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,661 -I did the same thing to Simon. -Now I'm less proud. 346 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,373 Okay. You guys, Riley's gotta go home, and she's gotta go home now. I mean it. 347 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,000 But she can come back, right? 348 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:21,587 Maybe somebody could dust me. 349 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:23,881 [upbeat music playing] 350 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:36,685 ♪ On the roofs of Tokyo Or down in London in the snow ♪ 351 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,354 ♪ With a cookie selection ♪ 352 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,982 ♪ And a snow globe's reflection I'm dancing with my elf ♪ 353 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:47,363 ♪ When there's no more toys in sight At the end of Christmas night ♪ 354 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,532 ♪ Well, I wait so long For this merry sensation ♪ 355 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:52,701 ♪ And I'm dancing with my elf ♪ 356 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,829 -♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪ -♪ Dancing with my elf ♪ 357 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:56,997 [doorbell rings] 358 00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:59,083 ♪ Dancing with my elf When the lights have been… ♪ 359 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:00,960 Look, someone left this at the door. 360 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,253 [gasps] It's for us. 361 00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,922 ♪ Ho ho ho-ho! ♪ 362 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:06,882 [music stops] 363 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,927 Party's over, elves. We're taking over the North Pole. 364 00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,388 -[elves scream] -Oh, no. Whatever can we do? 365 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,975 -We're just so little. -[laughing] 366 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,810 Where did that come from? 367 00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:19,103 -[elf 1] Huh? -[elf 2 gasps] 368 00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,105 "To bad guys." 369 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,481 It's for us. 370 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,900 -[music continues] -Yippee ki-yay, Nutter Butters. 371 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,527 [elves cheering] 372 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:29,655 [Gary] Caught you red-and-green handed. 373 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,240 Take 'em away. 374 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:37,204 Hi, I'm Gareth the Great of the Effective Liberating Flight Squad, 375 00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,832 and we want you to join us. 376 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,752 How many of these recruitment videos did they make? 377 00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:47,715 We made dozens of those E.L.F.S. recruitment videos. 378 00:16:47,798 --> 00:16:49,758 -That one was nominated for an Elfie. -[music ends] 379 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,386 Why are you here in my office watching it? 380 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:54,930 -You may wanna sit down. -[groans] 381 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:58,350 [gulps, exhales heavily] 382 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:00,227 Ew. 383 00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,521 -Yeah, it's been a tough week. -Mmm. 384 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:05,190 I thought it would be smooth sailing turning this into a family business, 385 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,694 'cause, you know, that was the point, to keep the family together. 386 00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:12,114 But, you know, Sandra, she's-she's upset about something. 387 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:13,032 Ooh. 388 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:16,368 And Carol is taking Mrs. Claus in a weird direction. 389 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,286 [groans] 390 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,663 And Cal, I want him to follow in my footsteps. 391 00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:22,249 Instead he's following his girlfriend's footsteps around here 392 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:25,085 like a little baby polar bear. [imitates baby polar bear] 393 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,087 -Uh… -You get it, huh? 394 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:28,797 [stammers] Oh, no. 395 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,091 I thought I took off too much, but we're good. 396 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,885 Yeah, we're good. 397 00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,471 The challenge will be to get Betty to sign off on Cal. 398 00:17:35,554 --> 00:17:37,473 That's not gonna be easy. 399 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,726 Sir, I have horrible news. You may wanna stand up for this. 400 00:17:40,809 --> 00:17:42,227 Okay. Maurice, are we done? 401 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,938 I've been done for ages. I thought we were just bonding. 402 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,148 We were. That's great. 403 00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,441 There you go. 404 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,859 Okay. What's up? 405 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:52,946 According to the elf clauses, I have to leave for Kribble Krabble. 406 00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,782 [laughs] 407 00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:58,577 What? Oh, wow. Kribble Krabble. 408 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,163 But you're gone for a while. That's horrible news. Tell me more. 409 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,123 I'm supposed to leave right away, but I can get out of it 410 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,875 if you sign a waiver saying it's a bad time. 411 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:06,919 You want Santa to write you a note to get out of this? 412 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,295 There's rules, you know. 413 00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:09,630 You hate rules. 414 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,424 Things have never been better at the North Pole. 415 00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,468 You're gonna have to go eventually. 416 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,345 -This might be the best time. -[sighs] 417 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:19,014 -Guess I am a victim of my own excellence. -Yeah. 418 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,682 This place really does hum. 419 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,685 [sighs] But I'm gonna need time to find a replacement. 420 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:27,523 -One who is equally strict and steadfast. -Noel. 421 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:33,153 Noel? Noel? I love him to death. 422 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:36,782 He's everything to me, but he's not Head Elf material. 423 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,827 I mean, he's just gonna do everything you want him to. 424 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,954 So, it's decided then. 425 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:52,256 I made a list of places and things for you to see and do on Kribble Krabble. 426 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:53,340 Thank you. 427 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:58,053 -And I got you this. -[giggles] 428 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,056 You can take it, and it's like I'm there with you. 429 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,475 You can take pictures of everywhere we've been. 430 00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,978 Well, I got you something too. 431 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,482 [both giggling] 432 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,818 The first thing I'm gonna tell her is 433 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,612 I still think it's a terrible idea to make me Head Elf. 434 00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:19,366 When things go wrong, I scream. Head Elves can't scream. 435 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,827 Which is why I made you this. 436 00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,246 [sighs] A scream pillow. 437 00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,498 You know me so well. 438 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,459 I know you're going to do a great job. 439 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,879 -I have complete faith in you. -Thank you. 440 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,131 Now, let's get you to Kribble Krabble. 441 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,425 Oh, the places you'll go. 442 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:40,429 New York City, Paris, Area 51. 443 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:42,973 -Noel, How many hot cocoas have you had? -Just seven. 444 00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:45,350 -[choir] ♪ Christmas ♪ -[singer 1] ♪ Lots of people around ♪ 445 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:46,685 [elves chattering] 446 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:50,272 -What's happening? What's wrong? -Nothing. We're here to see you off. 447 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:54,193 Betty, everybody's so excited that you're going to Kribble Krabble, you know. 448 00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:55,402 You wanna have a lot of fun. 449 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,279 Do everything, but make sure you come back. 450 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,281 -[laughing] Just not too soon. -Scott. 451 00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:01,491 That was the inner voice. Inner voice. 452 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,453 Come on. Let's not act like children. 453 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,913 [bells jingling] 454 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:06,997 That's better. 455 00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,291 Betty, Betty, Betty. 456 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,793 Please don't leave us with Noel at the helm. 457 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:15,214 You're really in charge. Don't let him out of your sight. 458 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,176 [singers] ♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪ 459 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:22,888 -[choir] ♪ Christmas ♪ -[singer 2] ♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪ 460 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,933 -[choir] ♪ Christmas ♪ -[singer 1] ♪ I'm watching 'em shine ♪ 461 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:28,852 -One more thing. -Oh, I know. You'll miss me most. [laughs] 462 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:32,022 No. While I'm gone, no big changes. 463 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,775 -Okay. -I'm serious. 464 00:20:34,858 --> 00:20:36,652 You're nothing but serious. 465 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:37,986 Okay, no big changes. 466 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,071 [sighs] 467 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,157 -[singer 2] ♪ Yeah ♪ -[choir] ♪ Christmas ♪ 468 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,577 -[singer 1] ♪ Hey, whoa ♪ -[singer 2] ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 469 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,870 Bye, Honeybuns. 470 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:49,039 [singer 1] ♪ Baby, please come home ♪ 471 00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:50,207 [choir] ♪ Christmas ♪ 472 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,291 [portal zaps] 473 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,542 [singers] ♪ Baby, please-- ♪ 474 00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:53,627 [music stops] 475 00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:57,172 Okay, first big change, Cal's gonna be the next Santa. 476 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,591 -[elves clamoring] -Betty! 477 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,885 -[gasps] -[elf] That's against protocol. 478 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,345 Come back. 479 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,684 Betty's counting on me to make sure everything runs smooth. 480 00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,477 Smooth didn't even last a second! 481 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,604 -[panting] -I choose to focus on the positive. 482 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,607 -Which is? -I'm-I'm not you. 483 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,817 [sighs] Fair. 484 00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,069 Cal's great, right? 485 00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,570 He's gonna do great. 486 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,531 Betty wouldn't like it, but she's not always right. 487 00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:25,367 What am I saying? Betty's perfect. 488 00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:29,329 Santa Scott making wild decisions on his own is very Magnus Antas. 489 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,747 What's Magnus Antas? 490 00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,709 -[shoes squeak] -Is that conveyor belt squeaking again? 491 00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:36,169 [screams, muffled] 492 00:21:36,253 --> 00:21:39,006 Okay. Who's Magnus Antas? 493 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:42,884 -Uh, a-- a pas-- past Santa. Uh… -Uh, a p-past-- past Santa. 494 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:43,969 And? 495 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:46,847 A thousand years ago, Christmas was based in Europe, 496 00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,808 but when humans started stealing the magic for themselves, 497 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:51,184 Magnus Antas moved the elves 498 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,478 and his operation to the North Pole. [giggles] 499 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,939 Wait a minute. I was in the Yule-Verse, and I met all the Santas. 500 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,692 I never met one with a great name like that. 501 00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:01,278 Magnus Antas. That's almost like a superhero Santa. 502 00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:04,406 'Cause you could just shorten it into Mega Santa. 503 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,908 Look at my power! I'm Mega Santa. 504 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,536 I don't bring the gifts. I throw them at the children. 505 00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:12,122 -[laughs] Spot on, Santa. -[Scott] Ho ho ho. 506 00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,458 You know, I don't know enough about Santa lore. 507 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:17,377 We gotta make North Pole history part of Cal's training. 508 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:19,046 -All right? This is good stuff. -Yeah. 509 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,048 -See you guys. -[Noel] We can do that. [chuckles] 510 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:22,382 [groans] This is bad. 511 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:24,760 If Santa hears the truth about Magnus Antas, 512 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,887 he'll never trust any elf ever again. 513 00:22:26,970 --> 00:22:31,433 He might even get rid of us. The one thing we can't do is panic. 514 00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,644 Noel, it's against the rules to destroy official records. 515 00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:36,772 I know. I shouldn't have this job. 516 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,065 [groans] 517 00:22:38,148 --> 00:22:41,610 We have to hide all evidence of the last years of the Magnus Antas reign. 518 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:43,570 -When he became… -[sighs] 519 00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:44,780 The Mad Santa. 520 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,366 What did I ever do to you? 521 00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,951 Was it the torture? The bedlam? 522 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:54,581 Me threatening to turn the world's children into nutcrackers? 523 00:22:54,664 --> 00:22:58,210 I admit it, yes. Sometimes I can go a little-- 524 00:22:58,293 --> 00:22:59,503 I can go a little far. 525 00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:04,257 But is it a crime to be a little moody? 526 00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:09,513 Remember you all said I was the best Santa Claus ever. 527 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,725 You said it. It was a while ago, but you said it. 528 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:16,853 Fine. 529 00:23:17,479 --> 00:23:19,648 Fine. But make it your best shot. 530 00:23:20,982 --> 00:23:26,154 And for your sake, you better hope it's everlasting. 531 00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:27,364 [groans] 532 00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:34,830 [wood rattles] 533 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:36,915 [slams] 534 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,712 The nutcracker's gone. 535 00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:43,797 [Carol] Nutcracker? 536 00:23:44,714 --> 00:23:45,715 What nutcracker? 537 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:49,136 Uh, just some old artifact. It's weird. 538 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:52,347 Betty had a report on missing North Pole artifacts. 539 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:55,183 Oh, this might be our first case. 540 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,144 It sounds unsolvable. 541 00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:01,064 -Let's go. -I don't know where she's going. 542 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,942 Hey, this was the Mad Santa nutcracker. 543 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,319 You know what happens if it gets into the wrong hands. 544 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:10,407 It only works if it comes in contact with North Pole magic. 545 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:12,117 What are you so scared of? 546 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,495 [Kris] Dad. Please don't use that to-- 547 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:16,746 -Crack nuts? -[groans] 548 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:18,331 It's a nutcracker. 549 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:20,208 Yeah, but it's, like, 200 years old. 550 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,252 -[sighs] -I bought it off a dealer in Norway. 551 00:24:22,335 --> 00:24:24,004 Another foolhardy purchase. 552 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:25,338 [sighs] 553 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,423 [sighs] 554 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,718 I think it's time we pull the plug. 555 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,471 C-- Oh, come on. Come on, Dad. Look, look, look. 556 00:24:32,554 --> 00:24:35,265 I know it's your money, but it's my park. 557 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:38,310 Look. [sighs] The snow globes. The snow globes. 558 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:41,104 They're gonna turn things around. They-- I know they mean something. 559 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,397 [scoffs] 560 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,107 [zapping] 561 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:47,777 Wait. There was something there. There was something. There was a memory. 562 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:51,823 It's just another piece of junk, like everything else in this museum. 563 00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,701 It's time to grow up, Son. 564 00:24:58,371 --> 00:25:00,165 Dad. Dad, wait. 565 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:02,000 -Wait. Wait. -[glass shatters] 566 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:03,710 Wait, Dad. Dad. 567 00:25:05,962 --> 00:25:07,631 [liquid gurgling] 568 00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:08,715 [electricity buzzes] 569 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,554 [nutcracker cracking] 570 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,515 [clattering] 571 00:25:36,993 --> 00:25:41,164 [groans, breathes heavily] 572 00:25:41,665 --> 00:25:44,709 [both screaming] 573 00:25:46,378 --> 00:25:50,590 [screaming continues] 574 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:53,385 -[fireworks explode] -Where are the kids? It's almost midnight. 575 00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:56,263 They're gonna miss the fireworks and the fires. 576 00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:58,557 The elves just aren't that good at pyrotechnics. 577 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,811 [chuckles] Sandra wanted to be alone, and Cal is sad that Riley isn't here. 578 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:05,605 His preoccupation with Riley-- It-- 579 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,482 It's getting in the way of his training, honey. 580 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:11,361 Okay. Here's my advice on the whole Cal/Riley situation. 581 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,530 Just let it go. 582 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:16,908 You know what's the worst thing you can give a child? 583 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:20,996 -[sighs] Expired pudding? -It's not as bad as you think it is. 584 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:24,082 It's a little tang to it, actually makes it more interesting. 585 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:26,876 No, worst thing you can give a kid is a balloon. 586 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,754 You know, 'cause kids like the balloon, they wanna see it fly. 587 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,465 So, they let it go. The balloon doesn't come back. 588 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,427 You got a screaming kid and a stressed-out parent 589 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:37,304 because they let it go. 590 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:41,308 I'm not really sure if you're the kid or the parent in this story, 591 00:26:41,391 --> 00:26:43,310 but I'm pretty clear that Cal is the balloon. 592 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,562 I don't wanna lose Cal. 593 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:46,646 Neither do I. 594 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,774 [villagers] Three, two, one. Happy New Year! [cheering] 595 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:50,859 [Carol] Oh. 596 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,447 [fish] Animal Girl, sprinkle more powder, please. 597 00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:57,782 -I'm hungry! [groans] -[sighs] 598 00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,493 Hey, are you having trouble with the Winternet? 599 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,162 I can't connect with Riley. 600 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:05,582 [sighs] This place can be so frustrating. 601 00:27:05,665 --> 00:27:07,375 Frustrating? 602 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,169 Try putting up with all the noise. 603 00:27:09,252 --> 00:27:12,005 -[fish] Sprinkle more powder! -Maybe. [straining] Yeah. 604 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:15,675 I just wish me and Riley could have a normal relationship, like-- 605 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:17,344 I just miss her. You wouldn't understand. 606 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:18,720 [fish] Come on, Animal Girl. 607 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:21,306 -Don't freeze me out! I sure would like… -[groans] 608 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:23,224 [sighs] Not right now! 609 00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,477 [Cal grunting] 610 00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,480 [panting] What? 611 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:34,819 [Mad Santa breathing heavily] 612 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,868 I cannot believe Santa is in my museum. 613 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:45,246 -Did you come out of my snow globe? -[sighs] Snow globe? 614 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:48,208 You look different than when I first met you when I was a kid, 615 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:50,251 but I love the green jacket. 616 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:53,213 I-I actually have a nutcracker that looks just like you. 617 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:56,925 -Where is that nutcracker? -[grunts, retches] 618 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,635 [breathes heavily] 619 00:27:58,718 --> 00:28:00,762 Nutcracker! 620 00:28:00,845 --> 00:28:04,140 Curses! They will rue the day. 621 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,434 -[grumbles] -Mm-hmm. 622 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:10,271 Anyway, I'm really happy that you're here. Can I get a hug? 623 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:13,983 -No, mostly because I can't move my arms. -Mmm. 624 00:28:14,067 --> 00:28:16,945 -If I could, it'd still be a no. [grunts] -Well, you know what? 625 00:28:17,028 --> 00:28:20,782 I-I think I speak for the whole world when I say thank you. 626 00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:22,659 Thank you for the magic of those snow globes. 627 00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:26,371 Magic? I would never give humans magic. 628 00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,914 They can't be trusted with it. 629 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:30,083 -[grumbles] -So, you're not the real Santa? 630 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:33,253 I am Santa, the rightful Santa! 631 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,507 The Santa who occupies the North Pole now is a fraud! 632 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:38,466 [thunder rumbles] 633 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:39,592 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪ 634 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:43,012 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪ 635 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:47,392 ♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer Pulling on the reins ♪ 636 00:28:48,059 --> 00:28:52,564 ♪ Bells are ringing, children singing All is merry and bright ♪ 637 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,983 ♪ So hang your stockings And say your prayers ♪ 638 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,152 ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight ♪ 639 00:28:57,777 --> 00:28:58,903 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪ 640 00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:02,157 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪ 641 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,743 ♪ He's got a bag That's filled with toys ♪ 642 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,911 ♪ For boys and girls again ♪ 643 00:29:07,454 --> 00:29:09,998 ♪ Hear those sleigh bells Jingle jangle ♪ 644 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:12,041 ♪ Oh, what a beautiful sight ♪ 645 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:16,504 ♪ So jump in bed and cover your head 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight ♪ 646 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,152 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus ♪ 647 00:29:39,235 --> 00:29:41,654 ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪ 648 00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:43,740 ♪ He doesn't care if you're rich or poor ♪ 649 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,451 ♪ He loves you just the same ♪ 650 00:29:46,534 --> 00:29:49,037 ♪ Santa Claus knows We're all God's children ♪ 651 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,122 ♪ That makes everything right ♪ 652 00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,583 ♪ So fill your hearts With Christmas cheer ♪ 653 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:55,752 ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight ♪ 654 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,347 [with choir] ♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪ 655 00:30:07,430 --> 00:30:10,433 ♪ Here comes Santa Claus Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪ 656 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:15,522 ♪ Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer Pulling on the reins ♪ 657 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:20,235 ♪ Bells are ringing, children singing All is merry and bright ♪ 658 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,695 ♪ Hang your stockings And say your prayers ♪ 659 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,698 ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight ♪