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["Winter Wonderland" playing]

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- [cameraperson] Okay, camera rolling.
- [reporter] Three, two...

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I'm with Kris Moreno, owner of Santapolis,

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once voted Illinois's saddest
tourist attraction.

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But the park has recently undergone
a magical makeover.

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They're calling it
the Miracle on Dead Creek Road.

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Isn't that right, Kris?

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WXAM - CHICAGO
LOCAL EYEWITNESS NEWS

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That's right, Jan.

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Kris Moreno
Owner, Santapolis

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The response
has been incredibly overwhelming,

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and it actually brought my dad
and I back together.

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No one knows your dad, Kris.

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So, tell me, how did you pull
this magical transformation off?

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I was here last year
and needed a tetanus shot.

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Um, well, I've had some help
from a very special person.

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Please, don't say your dad.

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[chuckles] I wish.

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Uh, actually,
it was a real-life Santa Claus.

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Okay.

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I went to Syracuse for this.

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[Mad Santa] Actually,
the proper name is Magnus Antas.

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CAL SC
SANTA TRAINING

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And yes, professional talking lady,

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it is I who is responsible for everything
that is fruitful and good here.

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Okay. Well, speaking of changes,
I see Santa wears a vest now.

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Do not question the Great One.

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[gasps]

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Gnomes.

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All right. I-I'm gonna head to the office.

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- [groans]
- [Carol] No.

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You need to lie down. Come on.

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Guys, the North Pole's in trouble.
We haven't got time for this.

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- Let me just... [sighs]
- You don't even know what's going on.

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If the North Pole is in danger,
we need to get you back to you.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

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- [Doc Martin] Oh! Oh, no!
- [Scott groans]

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I... I'm too late.

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- What?
- [Cal] What? No.

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That's just how he looks
when he's not Santa.

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I forgot. It's always so shocking.

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- Take it off.
- [Scott] Take the watch off?

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All we need to do
is transform you back into Santa,

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- which is a piece of cake.
- [Scott] Perfect, perfect, perfect.

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- [Doc Martin strains]
- What, you gonna Misery me?

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- Oh!
- What is this? No.

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This... This...

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- [Carol, Scott] Oh.
- [Doc Martin strains]

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- Nothing.
- No.

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Well, I'm stumped.

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How exactly did this happen?

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Another Santa came out of the woods.

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[panting]

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Magnus Antas.

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And he threw a magic snowball at me.

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- [grunts]
- [Scott groaning]

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Well, using Santa magic on another Santa
is debilitating for both parties.

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[Scott] Okay.

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But you should get your strength
and powers in no time.

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- What's no time?
- You know, only time will tell.

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Really don't have that kind of time.

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What else do you have?

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I can and, uh, will go get you some ice.

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Have we ever really checked
her credentials?

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She said she went to Northnorthern.

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[Scott] The Pole could be in danger,
especially if that lunatic comes here.

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- I need you to go get your vest.
- Okay. You're right.

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I'll be back before you can say...

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What's something cool to say?

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- Go now.
- I'll think of something.

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[grunts]

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Best friend, you're hurt.

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Whatever you need,
I'm always here for you.

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Why was Magnus Antas in Chicago?

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Noel, I want you to look into my eyes.

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What do you see?

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It's cold, and it's dark.

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Tell us everything you know
about Magnus Antas.

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I'm sorry.

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I wish I could tell you everything.
I really do.

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But it's not my story to tell.

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[Betty] It's mine.

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[gasps]

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[bell dings]

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- [theme playing]
- [choir harmonizing]

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[harmonizing continues]

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["Jingle Bells" plays]

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The SANTA CLAUSES

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CHAPTER ELEVEN
B-E-T-T-Y

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[sighs]

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You came back from Kribble Krabble early.

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I know it's against the rules,
but I saw them.

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Them?

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There's more than one him?

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Uh, Mad Santa and Olga.

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[Scott] Who is Olga?

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And how did this wonderful Magnus Antas
become Mad Santa

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and then turn into a nutcracker?

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While we're asking questions,
why don't you look like Santa?

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Noel, how did you let this happen?

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Honeybuns, you chose the wrong successor.

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- Not that easy, is it?
- Hey, why don't we all have a seat?

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I'll tell you the story now,
after which you'll have my resignation.

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In the beginning,
Magnus Antas was a great Santa.

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Some even say the greatest of all time.

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Blasphemy. We all know
the greatest Santa's right here.

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Noel, I can handle this.

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My ego's okay, you know?

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But if you had to pick,
you know, one of them?

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Santas.
They always wanna know where they rank.

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No, no, no, no.

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This is bad! This is really bad.

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I'm the... I'm the worst Santa ever.

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What is all this banging in here?

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I lost it. I lost it.

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Your mind? Obviously.

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No, no. The vest. My training vest.

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Okay, well, just retrace your steps.

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I did. Dad's gonna kill me.

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Tell... Tell Riley I always...
I always loved her ears. Okay?

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Okay. Cal. Hey, hey, hey.

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Focus, focus. Stop freaking out.

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You and the vest both have Santa magic,
which means that you're both connected.

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Is that supposed
to make me feel better somehow?

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If you wanna find the vest,
then you have to clear your mind.

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Done.

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Lucky. Okay, and control your thoughts.

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That's more difficult.

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La Befana taught me that.

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- Okay. Deep breaths.
- [Cal breathes heavily]

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- Okay, you got this.
- [Cal] Yeah, okay.

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[both breathe heavily]

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Fraud Santa running around in the middle
of the night like a common man.

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The insolence.

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- Eat.
- [groans]

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You're still weak from using your magic
on another Santa.

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[groans]

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- Save your strength.
- [groans]

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You'll need it to defeat
that flying farce.

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[Mad Santa] Yes!

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We need to get to the North Pole
to find my magic amulet.

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And when we do,

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I'll have enough power and strength...

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[chuckles]

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...to destroy everyone and everything there.

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[chuckles]

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[gasps, panting]

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Whoa.

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What?

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Did it work? Did you see the vest?

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Yeah.

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Well, where is it? Let's go get it.

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No! No. No, no, no, no, no. Can't.

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Is it dangerous?
'Cause I don't care. I'm not afraid.

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- No, no. I actually didn't see it.
- But you said you did.

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What I meant was, um,
I saw it at La Befana's.

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And you... Can you get it for me, please?

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- Please? Hey, hey.
- I don't think she wants to talk to me.

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Hey, one of my Santa powers
is knowing what people need,

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and you need to make things
right with her.

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- Come on. Thank you.
- Okay.

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- Nope. You're not Santa.
- Oh.

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I will go to La Befana's to get the vest.

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- The vest.
- Yeah. Cool.

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Ow.

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[sighs]

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All right, Mr. Vesty, Cal Claus
is coming to Chi-town.

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[winces]

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Man, that stings.

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After a couple of centuries on the throne,
a literal throne,

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Magnus Antas started to crack.

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He began obsessing over
how ungrateful humans were,

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which led to
the introduction of giving coal.

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And where there's coal, there's...

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Gnomes.

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He started confiding
in the gnomes more and more.

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Their leader, Olga,
fed into Mad Santa's paranoia,

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further poisoning him against us.

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The gnomes began guarding
the entrances and exits.

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They were even scarier
without the war masks.

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They were keeping a constant watch on us,
getting ready.

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Getting ready for what?

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A war none of us had any idea was coming.

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[reindeer bellows]

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Donner.

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Blitzen.

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[both bluster, bellow]

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[sighs]

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Look, I'm just a boy standing
in front of two reindeer,

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begging them to help him
get to the real world,

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so he can find his vest and stop
the crazy man that snowballed his dad.

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[both nicker]

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Good, 'cause I don't have a plan B.

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- [chuckles]
- [Blitzen nickers]

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I was a nobody,
but I feared for the fate of Christmas.

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So, after another night of partying

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and drinking fermented eggnog
had come to its predictable conclusion...

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Head Elf

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...I sought out the Head Elf
to offer my services.

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[snores, groans]

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[Betty] Toots had been missing for months.

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And now his replacement, Bernard,
was gone.

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Anyone who dared question
Magnus Antas vanished.

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But Bernard had managed to leave a word
of warning before they took him.

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Mad Santa was going to use
the Christmas rounds to punish humankind

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by turning all of the ungrateful children
of the world into nutcrackers.

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Mad Santa plus naughty list
equals nutcrackers

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That Mad Santa is a lunatic,
and now he's out there.

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Listen, you gotta get ahold
of the control room, all right?

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I want the whole North Pole locked down.
Close all the vortexes.

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Move, move. Please, please.

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So, what happened next?

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Terror. Fear.

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We knew that any opposition

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would result in being banished
beyond the Wobbly Woods forever.

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What we needed was a fearless leader.

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And we found one.

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THE SANTAPOLIS
MUSEUM OF SANTA

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Okay. And there it is.

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All right.
Revenge will be swift and sweet.

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I am Santa, after all. [chuckles]

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You aren't turning them all
into nutcrackers immediately, are you?

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- Hmm?
- I have a very detailed to-do list.

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Oh!

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MAIM LIST

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It has been a while since
I've given a good maiming. [chuckles]

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So, are you not doing the show?

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Of course he's not doing the show.

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[sputtering]
Let's not make any rash decisions.

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Rumor is there's gonna be an agent
in the audience tonight.

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[growls]

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We knew what we had to do
was insurmountable.

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The gnomes were armed and deadly.

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[exclaims] Whoa.

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Why do you look like you're about
to turn us away from meeting The Wizard?

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[gasps]

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My Santa magic's coming back.

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I feel like you're about
to sell me a time-share.

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No, he clearly looks as if Colonel Sanders
and the Monopoly man had a child.

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Now, if I can please finish my story.

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I went to the Legendary figures for help.

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They said they'd discuss
and get back to us.

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- So, we waited and waited.
- [sighs]

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La Befana finally brought the news.

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I think we can get him if we come from...

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It is me, La Befana.

247
00:10:20,536 --> 00:10:22,705
I'm afraid it is not good news.

248
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:27,710
"We regret to inform you
that we cannot interfere

249
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,254
in the doings of a fellow Legendary."

250
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,840
I'm sorry.

251
00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:34,675
They outvoted me.

252
00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,094
We cannot help.

253
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,555
Cannot or will not?

254
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,098
Edie, stand down.

255
00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,142
- [sighs] Thank you for trying.
- [scoffs]

256
00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:46,687
We'll just have to face Mad Santa
on our own.

257
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,148
But we're up for it.

258
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,067
Who's with me?

259
00:10:58,741 --> 00:10:59,825
Let 'em run.

260
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:03,746
I've got 20-20 vision,
a slingshot, and amazing aim.

261
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,997
What could go wrong?

262
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,835
[speaking Italian]

263
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,839
I wish I could do more.

264
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,011
[groans] Great.

265
00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,013
She left us her laundry.

266
00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:22,848
I guess I'll do it.

267
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:32,024
Wait a minute.
La Befana is a Legendary figure?

268
00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,360
- That doesn't make any sense.
- How can you say that?

269
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,444
Because I've met her.

270
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,864
And the Legendary figures don't have
any problem with this angry Santa Claus,

271
00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,449
but they're all over me about Cal?

272
00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,993
Remind me to bring that up
at the next big meeting.

273
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,540
SPELLS
38,204,895th EDITION

274
00:11:54,630 --> 00:12:00,219
Hi. Um, I was wondering
if you had Cal's vest here.

275
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,847
No, I would never take it.

276
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,057
Vests make me look hippy.

277
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:06,851
Okay.

278
00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,353
- Bye.
- Bye.

279
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:16,861
Also, I wanted to apologize
for what I said before.

280
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:23,367
I really freaked out when I turned
the Easter Bunny into a bunny bunny,

281
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,953
and I know you were just trying to help.

282
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,456
It's okay to be scared.

283
00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,916
You know what makes me scared?

284
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,420
Emotional moments like this.

285
00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,007
[both chuckle]

286
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,800
Oh. Oh.

287
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,510
Oh, don't. I would... I...

288
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,262
Okay.

289
00:12:43,345 --> 00:12:45,389
- Come on. Yep.
- [groans]

290
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:46,724
Okay. We're all done.

291
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,560
And you were right.

292
00:12:49,643 --> 00:12:54,398
I do need a lot more training
before trying to do any crazy big spells.

293
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:59,403
I have a long history
with transformation spells.

294
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,155
They don't always go as planned.

295
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,866
Your whole life can change in an instant.

296
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:04,950
Literally.

297
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:09,872
That is what a transformation spell does.

298
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,165
What's with the lemon?

299
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,754
That is the Easter Bunny.

300
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:17,838
Oh.

301
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,593
And I think it's trying to say something,
but I don't speak fruit.

302
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,011
Come.

303
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:29,809
We got into this mess together,
and we can figure it out together.

304
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,519
What if I make everything worse?

305
00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,104
My dad can't handle more bad news.

306
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,899
No. It's the Easter Bunny.
Nobody even noticed he was gone.

307
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,317
It's not that. It's just...

308
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:40,694
It's also Cal and Riley,

309
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,322
and Betty on Kribble Krabble,
and the missing nutcracker.

310
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,741
- My dad's just dealing with so...
- Wait, wait!

311
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,159
Back it up.

312
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:48,244
A nutcracker?

313
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,705
Do you mean the Mad Santa?

314
00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:52,998
Who is that?

315
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,709
He is the reason
I have the wonkity wonkers.

316
00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,254
Magic always has a price,

317
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:02,132
and we don't even know
what your magic is yet.

318
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,260
[bell dings]

319
00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:05,970
Is someone here?

320
00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:08,347
Someone's Gone
Ding Dong

321
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:11,684
Oh, that is the bye-bye bell.
It means someone has left the North Pole.

322
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:14,144
Did your papa have lunch plans?

323
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938
Because I didn't get an invitation.

324
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,148
Oh, no. It's Cal.

325
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,026
You're fine. I'm fine. Everything is fine.

326
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,695
[screaming]

327
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,280
[panting]

328
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,491
As long as I don't look over the edge.
Or open my eyes.

329
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,618
[panting]

330
00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:32,997
[panting]

331
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,081
[Donner bellows]

332
00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:37,710
It was a couple of days before Christmas
when we enacted our plan.

333
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:43,632
We had to lure the gnomes outside,
away from Mad Santa.

334
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,218
Even though the gnomes were sworn
to protect Santa always,

335
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:48,387
they really hated anything musical.

336
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,764
And that is how we got them above ground.

337
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,018
["We Wish You a Merry Christmas" playing]

338
00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:04,320
The time had come.

339
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,905
There was no turning back.

340
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,036
You're supposed to be underground
helping Magnus Antas prepare.

341
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,580
Put down your weapons.

342
00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:19,585
Help us rid Christmas of the Mad Santa
or face the consequences.

343
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,504
[both laugh]

344
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,089
That one's mine.

345
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,595
Me? What did I do?

346
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,267
[growls]

347
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:37,853
I'm sorry for what we have to do.

348
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:43,233
I'm so glad I came here and met you.

349
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,487
Someday we'll take that honeymoon.

350
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:48,447
Someday.

351
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,161
Archers at the ready.

352
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,716
[all screaming]

353
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,722
Archers? I did... I didn't see that coming.

354
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,309
The arrows were Cupid's dipped
into Sandman's sand.

355
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,561
La Befana had given us everything
we needed,

356
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,397
all pilfered from the Legendaries.

357
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:26,527
We had the Easter Bunny's weaponized eggs,
Mother Nature's wind and lightning.

358
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,320
We had everything we needed.

359
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,408
At first, Olga was just shocked
we were fighting back.

360
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,410
Then she realized our bigger plan.

361
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,248
[all snoring]

362
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,209
Santa's unprotected.

363
00:16:42,292 --> 00:16:44,378
This is what they wanted!

364
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:45,462
[groans]

365
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,880
Olga.

366
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,090
I've got her.

367
00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,094
Elves! Into the rabbit hole.

368
00:16:52,594 --> 00:16:54,680
[Betty]
Using the Easter Bunny's rabbit hole,

369
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,015
the fight moved underground.

370
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,182
[all shouting, cheering]

371
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:58,976
[Betty] Everyone fought valiantly.

372
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,896
[screams]

373
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,233
This is lunacy.

374
00:17:06,316 --> 00:17:07,735
Do they not know who I am?

375
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:10,029
You could run faster
if you lost the turkey leg and mead.

376
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:12,823
You can't run from a coup
on an empty stomach, Olga.

377
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,408
You call this running?

378
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:17,369
No Santa has ever been forcibly removed!

379
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,662
This way to safety.

380
00:17:18,746 --> 00:17:21,165
And how dare you call me Mad Santa!

381
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:23,500
My name is Magnus Antas.

382
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:28,464
May the name cause fear in people
for hundreds of years.

383
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:33,719
Watch the... Watch the stalactites.
Or are they mites?

384
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:35,095
I can never remember.

385
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,392
Are we going the right way?
I'm all turned around.

386
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,269
I don't know where... [gasps] Where I...

387
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:43,687
We're here.

388
00:17:43,771 --> 00:17:44,813
[Mad Santa] Oh.

389
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,565
It's a trap.

390
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:49,068
Good old-fashioned trap.

391
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,738
Olga, how could you betray me?

392
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,282
I share my turkey leg bones with you.

393
00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,164
It's you.

394
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,251
I don't know your name, but it's you.

395
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,254
[Betty] I had led Olga
into the same trap earlier.

396
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,714
Now we had them both.

397
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:12,007
I'm over here, you idiot.

398
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,217
Oh, real Olga!

399
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,386
You. You did this.

400
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,263
I never trusted you.

401
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:21,183
I want to say, um, is it Janie?

402
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,352
[Noel] Her name is Betty.

403
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:27,439
B-E-T-T-Y.

404
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:31,610
Well, thank you.
Thank you for correcting me,

405
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:36,907
for one day I will make you all pay.

406
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:41,370
And I don't want to forget
any of the names who wronged me.

407
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,497
Pond Scum.

408
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,833
Cookie Crust Crumble.

409
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,960
Hickory Dickory.

410
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,795
Ethel.

411
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:51,839
Not Bernard.

412
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,298
And oh, yes.

413
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,260
My sweet, little Betty.

414
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,470
What is it?

415
00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:02,182
B-E-T-T-Y.

416
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:04,852
Where's your amulet?

417
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,146
I must've lost it in one of the caves.

418
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,316
But it doesn't matter,
because they can't do anything to me.

419
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:18,657
I put the "legend" in legendary.
And also the "ary".

420
00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:19,741
[thud]

421
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:20,993
[Mad Santa grumbles]

422
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,203
Bufani. [chuckles]

423
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,956
What are you doing here?

424
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:27,499
You can't touch me.

425
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:32,796
Everyone knows legendary powers
don't work on other Legendaries.

426
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:37,259
It is true a Legendary has no power
against one of our own.

427
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:44,349
That is why an hour ago
I turned in my resignation crow.

428
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,434
[grumbles]

429
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,603
What did I ever do to you?

430
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:52,691
Was it me threatening to turn
the world's children into nutcrackers?

431
00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:56,695
I admit it, yes.
Sometimes I can go a little far.

432
00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,532
But is it a crime to be a little moody?

433
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,784
Fine.

434
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,536
Go ahead. Make it your best shot.

435
00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,666
And for your sake,
you better hope it's everlasting.

436
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:13,253
- No!
- [both grunting]

437
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,719
And that was the last the world saw
of Mad Santa.

438
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,721
Until now.

439
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,264
Wow. I...

440
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:25,474
I mean, wow.

441
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,392
- Oh. [chuckles]
- Oh, wow.

442
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:30,687
[chuckles] You look like a training film
for how they make sausages.

443
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,689
- Hmm?
- [giggles] But I love it.

444
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,441
- Jacket's getting kind of tight?
- Yeah.

445
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:35,692
You oughta feel the pants.

446
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,444
- I gotta change. I'll be right back.
- Okay.

447
00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:38,820
THE SANTAPOLIS
MUSEUM OF SANTA

448
00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,076
You're not the guy from the woods.

449
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,244
Oh. [chuckles]

450
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,537
Sorry, actually, uh, the museum's closed.

451
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,165
But you're more than welcome
to enjoy the rest of the park.

452
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,417
No, no, no. I'm actually not a guest.

453
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,836
Although, this place is awesome.

454
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,171
[Kris] Well, thank you. Uh...

455
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,590
Are you a fellow Santa enthusiast?

456
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,634
That's a complicated question.

457
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,263
But I'm looking for something
Santa-related, if you could help.

458
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:05,347
- It's a vest.
- [Kris] Hmm.

459
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,141
Red, obviously,
and it says, "Santa Training."

460
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:11,270
You mean this vest?

461
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,563
You're the guy that snowballed my dad!

462
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:14,690
He is no guy.

463
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:16,275
His name is Magnus Antas.

464
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,735
I feel like this is starting
to get a little tense.

465
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,404
Stay out of this, Kris.

466
00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:25,409
Your dad, Santa, is a human?

467
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,412
The temerity, the gall.

468
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:33,208
And they had the nerve
to call me the Mad Santa?

469
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,127
I wouldn't say mad, more just high-strung.

470
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:41,133
[groans] Then I suppose you think
you're going to be the next Santa.

471
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,344
Oh, uh, maybe?

472
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:47,431
It's what my dad wants,
and it's not a no from me.

473
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,767
But I have heard cruise ship captains
have really good benefits.

474
00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:54,771
[sighs] They get to see the world without
little elves trying to barbecue them.

475
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:56,773
I'm no elf. I'm a gnome.

476
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,984
Cool. Gnomes.

477
00:21:59,609 --> 00:22:00,610
[growls]

478
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,863
I love a good gardenscape, eh?

479
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:06,491
And yet,
I can see under all that angry posturing,

480
00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,410
you have a soft spot, don't ya?

481
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,412
No. I mean... I...

482
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:11,830
[laughing]

483
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,540
Olga, soft?

484
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:15,834
That's rich.

485
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,627
Be quiet, human.

486
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,089
- Please, let me end this.
- Soon.

487
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,676
You're not gonna let her hurt him
because, you know, he's just a kid.

488
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,219
I said stay out of this, Kris.

489
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,679
This is getting out of hand.

490
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,889
[groans] Yep.

491
00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,640
[operator] 911, what's your emergency?

492
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,392
Yeah, that's a really good question.

493
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:33,602
Silence your friend, Olga.

494
00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:37,064
Have you seen the movie Face/Off?
Yeah, it's like that but with Santas.

495
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:38,231
Hello?

496
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,948
I know what we did was unimaginable.

497
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,492
We went against a Santa.

498
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,704
But it was my idea, no one else's.

499
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:56,083
I should've been banished beyond
the Wobbly Woods forever ago,

500
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:59,878
but Bernard, once we got him back,
wouldn't allow it.

501
00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:02,798
We covered it up.

502
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:06,468
But I'm ready to accept my punishment now.

503
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,681
Well, Betty, there are rules.

504
00:23:12,474 --> 00:23:14,393
[Betty]
It's more than a rule. It's a clause.

505
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:16,937
Unbreakable, non-negotiable,
etched in stone.

506
00:23:17,020 --> 00:23:18,021
Elf Clauses

507
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,314
Etched in stone.

508
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,026
Whoops.

509
00:23:24,194 --> 00:23:27,280
Betty, you're a hero.

510
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:29,908
- [Carol chuckles]
- And so are you, Noel.

511
00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:31,201
[Carol] Oh, Betty.

512
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,870
You showed so much bravery.

513
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:36,873
This place is indebted to you.

514
00:23:36,957 --> 00:23:41,253
This place will always be your home.

515
00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:43,422
Mom! Dad!

516
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:44,923
Cal snuck out of the North Pole.

517
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,175
The sleigh is gone,
and so are Donner and Blitzen.

518
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:48,802
Now he knows how to drive a sleigh?

519
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:51,012
This is what happens
when you push kids too hard.

520
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:53,265
I just wanted this
to be a family business.

521
00:23:54,224 --> 00:24:00,897
I will return to the North Pole to take
my rightful spot as the one true king...

522
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,108
I mean Santa.

523
00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,611
No matter what you do, you'll never win.

524
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,031
My dad may have ruined
my relationship with my girlfriend,

525
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,867
but he's the reason I can fly a sleigh,

526
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:16,288
wrap a gift in under 30 seconds,
and know when people need help.

527
00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:17,205
[grunts]

528
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,498
[sighs]

529
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:21,126
He really is the greatest dad
and Santa that's ever lived.

530
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:24,671
Hey, you're not even wearing a red coat!
You're the fraud.

531
00:24:24,754 --> 00:24:26,298
It was always green!

532
00:24:26,381 --> 00:24:28,383
And then someone changed it
behind my back.

533
00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:31,470
He didn't mean fraud.
He meant, uh, um, flawed.

534
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:33,555
[stammers] I was just trying to rhyme.

535
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,932
Uh. [chuckles] Sod, nod.

536
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,726
[chuckles] I have a big bod.

537
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:40,270
- Oh, boy. This is gonna be a toughie.
- [strains, grunts]

538
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,354
[both exclaim]

539
00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,401
[panting, grunting]

540
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:53,158
[grunting continues]

541
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:57,037
Are you all right?

542
00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,330
I'm drained.

543
00:24:58,413 --> 00:25:02,000
He had more Santa magic
than I had expected.

544
00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,419
We need to get to the North Pole
to get my amulet.

545
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,796
Help me. Help me to the sleigh.

546
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,089
[panting]

547
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:09,799
And it's done.

548
00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,259
All the vortexes are shut down.

549
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:13,553
- You did good.
- Don't shut down the vortexes.

550
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,138
Cal is still outside the North Pole.

551
00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,848
I told him not to do it.

552
00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:18,016
Just turn them back on.

553
00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:20,268
I can't just turn them back on.
It'll take hours.

554
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,146
And plus, if it's done wrong,
the North Pole can and will melt.

555
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:24,481
Well, there is that.

556
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:27,150
We don't have hours,
because Cal flew directly to Mad Santa.

557
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,528
- How do we get him back?
- I got the worst idea ever.

558
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,488
Have Noel meet me
in the Letters Department.

559
00:25:34,324 --> 00:25:37,744
Sometimes kids will send stuff to the
North Pole that they shouldn't have sent.

560
00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:39,704
You know, like a special toy or a gift.

561
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,916
Or maybe an entire lemon meringue pie,
which I did... I didn't send back.

562
00:25:42,999 --> 00:25:46,336
- [Carol] You're getting off-topic.
- This entire pathway is always open.

563
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:48,129
So I'm going to send myself through this.

564
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,923
- The return system is risky.
- I know.

565
00:25:50,006 --> 00:25:52,008
We've never sent any living thing
through it before.

566
00:25:52,092 --> 00:25:54,177
- Only because you wouldn't send Gary.
- What's that now?

567
00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:55,845
I can't let you do that, sir.

568
00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:58,765
- No.
- Some letters just disappear. Forever!

569
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:01,351
Cal is only over there
because I rode him too hard.

570
00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:03,812
I'm gonna go save my boy.

571
00:26:03,895 --> 00:26:05,438
- I'm coming with you.
- Honey, this...

572
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,982
- No.
- [grunts] Me too.

573
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:09,734
No, I need someone here
to protect the North Pole.

574
00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:11,820
You and La Befana,
that's what you got to do.

575
00:26:13,196 --> 00:26:14,823
And you trust us with that?

576
00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:17,367
- With our lives.
- Yes. Go.

577
00:26:17,450 --> 00:26:18,451
Okay.

578
00:26:18,535 --> 00:26:19,995
Oh, sweetheart. You've got this.

579
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,539
Be strong. Strong, strong, strong.

580
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,249
Okay, let's get to this. Let's go.

581
00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:30,338
[sighs]

582
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,674
I still don't think this is a good idea.

583
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:35,385
But whenever you're ready,
just stamp the letter "Return to Sender."

584
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:36,886
- Ready. All right, honey.
- Okay.

585
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:39,598
Whoa, whoa. What is this?
What are you taking... What is this?

586
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:40,682
It's a Santa Blaster.

587
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,727
I went to pick it up when I heard
that Mad Santa was on the loose.

588
00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:47,063
I'm a little uncomfortable knowing
we have a weapon at the North Pole

589
00:26:47,147 --> 00:26:48,982
called a "Santa Blaster."

590
00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,108
Noted.

591
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,736
I have cherished every minute with you.

592
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:53,820
All right.

593
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:56,448
- Hold on.
- Okay.

594
00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,368
See ya on the South Side, Mrs. Claus.

595
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:07,542
Nothing.

596
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:12,547
RETURN TO SENDER

597
00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,644
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