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媽媽

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爸爸好像出事了

3
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不會的,若有的話,會通知我

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(彩糖代號)

5
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-聖誕老人倒下...
-你聽到嗎?

6
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-怎麼辦?
-大家冷靜點

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聖誕老人...收到嗎?聖誕老人?

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-露兒?
-發生甚麼事?

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我們收到彩糖代號

10
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好彩,還以為是甚麼壞事

11
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這代表聖誕老人倒下了

12
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-吓?
-聖誕節玩完了

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為何要改這麼可愛的代號?

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(聖誕老人有緊急情況時剝開)

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(聖誕老人條款、聖誕夫人條款)
(走人條款)

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難道我就命喪於此?

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我還有這麼多事未做

18
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還有許多聖誕未陪家人過

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我只希望佳音不會再嫁

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對不起,聖誕老人,我要過來了

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醒醒

22
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你點解要大叫?

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當好朋友躺在地上毫無反應

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持續 15 分鐘,我就要大叫

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我有弄破禮物袋嗎?

26
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沒有,還在屋頂

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那就好

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走吧,不要告訴別人我從屋頂跌下來

29
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收到,我只會告訴貝蒂

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貝蒂不能知道,誰也不行

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好,我會保守秘密,除了聖誕夫人...

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聖誕夫人也不能知道

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-還有貝蒂
-貝蒂不能知道

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-馬田醫生
-不,醫生不能知道

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不...不要再吹泡泡了

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各位,出事了,唉...不要...

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收起蛋糕...回去...

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各位靜一靜...

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我們出事了,但不用驚慌,知道嗎?

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(第 10,228 日無驚無險)

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我說不用驚慌,但其實我真心好驚

42
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好了,各位,這邊...

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給他們一點空間...

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來,這邊...走...

45
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司恪,你又害我們很擔心了

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噢,你是指今晚嗎?

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-對
-你瞭解我

48
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我是世上最強的大娛樂家

49
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我只是嚇嚇大家而已

50
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我們應該慶祝

51
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音樂和慶祝派對呢?

52
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-今晚的任務發生何事?
-只是小事

53
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沒甚麼特別,牛油餅

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一切都順順利利

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順風順水

56
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完美完成

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輕輕鬆鬆

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達成任務

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一網打盡

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一鳴驚人

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-露兒
-別爆響口...

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你說吧

63
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-大舊叔叔從屋頂跌落地
-司恪

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好恐怖,我即刻出現人生走馬燈

65
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聖誕老人佔的畫面比你多

66
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他從未說愛我,但我心中有數

67
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對不起,我騙了你

68
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我們要私下談談

69
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-有清晰一點嗎?
-沒有

70
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給我老花眼鏡,在哪裡?

71
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就擱在你的臉上

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有清晰一點嗎?

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有,看到了

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{\an8}營体...營体條款?

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{\an8}(榮休條款)

76
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到底寫乜嘢綠腿蛋?

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-不是「營体」,是「榮休」
-「鞋抽」?

78
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-榮休
-「靈修」?

79
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-榮休
-嚇死人了

80
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總之意思是退休,亦即是揮白旗

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-放棄、不再做聖誕老人...
-我懂了

82
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餘生坐下來對著電視大喊大叫

83
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我知道退休的意思,為甚麼有這張卡?

84
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你有看到小字嗎?

85
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我沒一副眼鏡看得清

86
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長話短說,聖誕老人條款有條附錄

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提供一個全身而退的方法

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讓你再無能力或/及再無意欲時使用

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所以...我不再做聖誕老人?

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《今個聖誕大件事:歡樂接班人》

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(第二章,榮休條款)

92
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貝蒂居然建議我退休,你信不信?

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聖誕老人?退休?誰能想像到?

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你在收拾家當?

95
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不,我只是看看...做女時的衣服是否還在

96
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我和你要退休了

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住在露營車

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29 年來都開雪橇,改開露營車也太慘

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我喜歡這裡,真的

100
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只是有時覺得有新嘗試也不錯

101
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可以拆髻好好放鬆,我說真的

102
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我知道了
你覺得做聖誕夫人令你不受重視,我明白

103
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但想想有多少爆谷罐印有你漂亮的樣子

104
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是,例如那個吧

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-對
-對吧?好

106
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所以人們眼中的我就是這樣

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圓滾滾、沒個性、不吸引

108
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毫不幽默,但同時帶來喜感

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馴鹿最喜歡這條燈籠褲

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我不是說我想離開

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但昨晚是一個警號

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你從屋頂跌下來,我不喜歡

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-你不喜歡?
-對

114
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我跌到灑水器上面,夫人

115
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連續第二年有壞事發生了

116
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兒女都很擔心,連卡爾都察覺到不對勁

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-卡爾?
-是

118
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察覺到?

119
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他倒似沒察覺自己一直穿著睡衣

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我知道,但他有不祥預感

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這就奇怪了

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等等,我突然忘了

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-好吧
-其實我有兒女

124
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你到底撞得多嚴重?

125
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我想到方法,物色新任聖誕老人

126
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同時仍然留在北極

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我要通知貝蒂

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司恪,你還穿著睡衣

129
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好吧

130
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沒事了

131
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{\an8}貝蒂...

132
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你在這裡嗎?喂喂

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聖誕老人,你穿著睡衣

134
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我知道了

135
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你想說我是老懵懂吧?

136
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用這個方法催我退休

137
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我沒有逼迫你,只是說有這個選擇

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總好過你有三長兩短

139
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你想幫我人道毀滅吧?

140
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別以為我沒留意你看我的眼神

141
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我天生就是這樣,個個話我眼神嚇親人

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聽好,我未必一定會退休

143
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打理花園好煩,但地精園藝公仔更討厭

144
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地精

145
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如果我退休了,那要怎樣做?

146
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榮休條款列明

147
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只要你圓滿完成任務,即可讓位

148
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如果我的任務是表現出色,我完成了

149
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還要挑選一位正式繼任人

150
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原來榮休條款有個「繼任人」子項目

151
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好震憾

152
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你是認真考慮退休嗎?

153
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我知道很震憾,心情激動,給你一點時間

154
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-我想你好好考慮
-這是一張接任人選名單

155
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不是吧

156
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你明明昨天才發現這條甚麼「神偷」條款

157
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我辦事就是要效率高

158
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{\an8}(聖誕老人候選名單)

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好了,我幫大家節省許多時間

160
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我已經選好接任人選

161
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查理

162
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那班大人呢?

163
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太厲害了

164
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他來過北極許多次了

165
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也跟我執行過任務

166
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他一直有意繼承衣鉢

167
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可說是再適合不過

168
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對,簡直完美得離譜

169
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來,貝蒂,相信我吧

170
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我們讓他提早來工作吧?

171
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他已經知道現實世界的運作

172
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可以應付危險的屋頂,我也可留在北極

173
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我們可以做聖誕老人父子檔

174
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兩個聖誕老人?學梵蒂岡有兩個教宗?

175
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-聖誕老人,你在這裡
-喂

176
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-睡衣很可愛
-甚麼?

177
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你怎麼沒說我穿了睡衣?

178
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{\an8}(快妥公司行政總裁西蒙楚斯新發展?)

179
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問題來了

180
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若可以得到世界上任何事物,你選甚麼?

181
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亞士匹靈,你一開口就令我頭痛

182
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(寄生創業投資)

183
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接下來三分鐘,你的頭痛將會成為過去

184
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大家認識我的尊貴同事兼飛吻達人,桂絲

185
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大家好

186
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桂絲會代表現時的顧客,我會問她

187
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-你想要甚麼?
-我全都要

188
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-你幾時要?
-現在就要

189
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好可愛

190
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作為科創人士和玩具設計師,你是天才

191
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所以我們才投資貴公司

192
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但你的管理能力太差,我們蒙受重大損失

193
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累到我要把遊艇當成民宿出租

194
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現在有股墨西哥粟米片味

195
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-所以我們才召開會議
-還以為是我們召開會議

196
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如果你未能馬上挽回局面,我們會撤資

197
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所以我們來為大家介紹新的派送系統

198
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(你肯買,我肯派,快夾妥)

199
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無人機

200
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每間公司都試過用無人機了

201
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缺點比優點多太多

202
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我們的無人機是不同的

203
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更快、更聰明,有自我學習設計

204
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檢視和評估最有效率的派送路線

205
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連聖誕老人都要失業

206
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聖誕老人不存在,你都一樣無句真

207
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等等,不要在小朋友面前講吧

208
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咁又點?她的年紀可以接受事實

209
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你爸爸講得出做不到,只令人頭痛

210
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我會接受你在 20 秒內道歉

211
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你的亞士匹靈送到

212
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怎會這麼快就送來?

213
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我說過,我的無人機很特別

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只要半徑 160 公里內都有物流中心

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我們就能承諾在 60 分鐘內派送

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好吧

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不...掉頭

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繞路...掉頭

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繞路,不要

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不要

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你們離開這裡,即刻走

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(佛羅里達)

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爸爸

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查理

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-見到你好開心
-我也是

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進來吧

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我看完冰極訊息後,很期待你有何宣佈

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我無意故作神秘,只是想當面告訴你

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我也喜歡你的新衣服

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等我猜猜,你開了侏羅紀公園?

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對,速龍就在這裡

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嘩,你瘦了很多,真不是開玩笑

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對...瘦成這樣也是噩夢一場

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他們為此在北極自助餐下半旗致哀

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而且我的魔法越來越弱了

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對,你有提過,很遺憾,爸爸

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其實可能對你是好事,但開始談之前

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我好像要和乖孫打招呼

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-爺爺
-乖

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兩個乖孫,看看你們

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爺爺,你怎會濕立立?

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我好似一條濕布吧?全身濕透...

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爺爺不習慣這麼熱

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完全不慣

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你喜歡的檸檬水,多甜走檸檬

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果然是我最喜歡的新抱

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但任何人這刻沖給我,我可能都會這樣說

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好了

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我是為了一件事而來

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我要退休了,我想你繼承衣鉢

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你以前就想這樣做了

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嘩

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退休

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原來你還可以退休

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太好了,真是...

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-真是大新聞
-對

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我...我不知道說甚麼好

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「不去」

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直接說「不去」

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對不起,司恪,我在這裡有事業

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我不想搬到格陵蘭捕蝦、賣蝦

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我可以和查理私談嗎?很快就好

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-老婆,給我們一點時間
-不行

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-一會而已
-你一定會甚麼都答應

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-只是...
-我不想在拖網漁船養大孩子

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那班海員又臭又濕,粗口爛舌

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我呢?我站在海灘都會暈浪

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不去,我們的答覆就是不去

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沒想到你居然還沒有告訴她

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我一直在等適當的時機

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但實在沒一個好時機說我爸爸是聖誕老人

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現在就是好時機,不然她到時在北極

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就會奇怪為何大家叫她聖誕夫人

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關於這點,爸爸

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我很愛你

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也珍惜我們在雪橇的時光

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但...這樣太為難我了

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是因為瑪莉嗎?她去到就會熱絡起來

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-但不是字面意思...
-不是這樣,爸爸

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好吧,其實問題是北極

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這個地方不太適合養大孩子

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亂講

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北極就像馬戲團,混合動物園和遊樂場

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落在雲霄飛車最高點

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-就是這個原因
-甚麼?

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太多姿多彩了

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卡爾和珊卓娜適應得很好

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是嗎?

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你知道我跟他們相處過吧?

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我不是批評你

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你是個好爸爸

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問題只是這份工作

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令人很難做個親近子女的爸爸

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我過來時,心中有個夢想

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我們會一起工作幾年

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我把竅門傾囊相授

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到我做不來時,由你接手

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這就是我心目中的計劃

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對不起,爸爸

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不過謝謝你邀請我,對我意義很大

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來

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我很愛你,沒問題的,我會再想辦法

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好了,我開始覺得你不是鮮蝦工廠老闆

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不...還記得我們最初相識嗎?

305
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,015
我們在海鮮餐廳?

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00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,601
有人在旁吃蝦,所以我就想到了蝦

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-我的想像力就這麼多
-所以你說謊了

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你不是幫中情局做事,就是黑幫大佬?

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00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,025
-不...
-不是這樣的...

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聽我說,其實更誇張

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等我走了後,查理會慢慢給你解釋

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因為我要趕搭鹿車了

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我也知道乖孫來年想要甚麼聖誕禮物了

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-謝謝,爸爸
-傾兩句

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我會懷念喝不完的蘋果酒

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但有一樣東西不會懷念

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就是絲絨斗篷

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00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:41,005
奧茲奧斯本穿得更好看的,我都不想穿

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我會懷念一起飲蘋果酒的時光

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我也是

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我可以問點關於前任聖誕夫人的事嗎?

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我不可以討論歷任聖誕老人和夫人

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我不懂為何這裡總要神神秘秘

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我沒多少朋友,還能透露給誰知道?

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聖誕老人就是聖誕老人,恆久演變
不是獨立個體

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因此沒有所謂的「歷任」,聖誕夫人亦然

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00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:11,243
訂立規矩的不是我

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00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,079
我只是執行規矩,堅定不移

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你知道誰會成為偉大的聖誕老人嗎?

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你

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小精靈不能做聖誕老人

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00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,795
又有奇怪的規矩,沒有你,這裡肯定亂籠

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00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:23,923
我只是樂意服務

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何況,查理會是新聖誕老人

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查理不做了

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00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:29,970
他說不想做

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00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,098
他覺得北極不適合養育孩子

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難道我也虧待了兒女?

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00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:38,020
-不,你是一流爸爸
-對

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00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,689
在北極養大孩子的確不容易

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00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:42,232
-沒錯
-就是了,我是說...

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00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:45,527
可能因此卡爾才沉迷在幻想世界中

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00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:48,530
-他沒有,我不會這樣形容
-珊卓娜也因此只喜歡動物

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00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,367
我們有研究過在這裡成長的人類兒童

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00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:55,746
結論是他們長大後...都好奇怪

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00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,957
有多少人類兒童在這裡長大?

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00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:59,917
-包括卡爾和珊卓娜在內?
-沒錯

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00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:01,627
一共兩個

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00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,920
-吓?
-吓?

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00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,255
我喝了太多蘋果酒了,我要走了

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00:16:05,255 --> 00:16:08,008
等等,不准再隱瞞

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00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:10,427
快說以前還有誰來過,喂喂

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00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:14,306
為何聖誕夫人要似過時臃腫的搖椅?

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00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,062
有時我覺得這裡沒人聽我說話

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00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,232
你說得沒錯,我要多陪伴仔女

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00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,818
我根本沒說過

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00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:31,365
這裡真漂亮,永遠不會厭

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00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:32,491
難道不是...

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00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:35,869
喂,拿下眼鏡吧,唔該

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00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,456
爸爸,我們在這裡做甚麼?

361
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,666
-我惹麻煩了?
-沒有

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00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,459
你只會在我惹麻煩時才陪我

363
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,920
怎會?我帶過你去冰上釣魚

364
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,632
我以為那次是我惹了麻煩,太可怕了

365
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,427
虛擬實境眼鏡就有這個問題

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00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,638
你太沉迷了,看看你住的地方吧

367
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,932
你住在北極,是個神奇的地方

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00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,684
各地小朋友恨不得住在這裡

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00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,269
好重怨氣

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00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:02,896
講起「恨」

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00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:07,192
有想過如果有黐線佬知道有聖誕老人

372
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,278
決定設局搶你件袍嗎?

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00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,488
時常都有

374
00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,491
我夢見自己是聖誕老人時,我也有想過

375
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,578
你有夢見自己是聖誕老人?

376
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:20,497
對,超級清晰的夢

377
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,791
太好了,我想都沒想過

378
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:24,918
這就可以解決我所有問題

379
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,837
還可以代代相傳

380
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,798
我就不用離開,可以馬上開始吧

381
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:31,508
你的眼神好瘋狂

382
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,968
我可以教你怎樣開車

383
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,387
-我已經懂得了
-來,握住這裡

384
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,347
按鈕呢?我要手掣

385
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:40,309
想前進就只需要拉這裡就可以

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00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,937
對,用力點,來,不...

387
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,731
呵呵!我們來了

388
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:48,776
轉彎時要看好

389
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:49,777
吓?

390
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,987
不是看著身處的地方,而是看要去的地方

391
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:55,783
來,試試吧,要稍為轉彎

392
00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,453
做得很好,不錯

393
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,872
我好憎開鹿車,我要回去玩電腦

394
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,791
想降落就要稍為拉後

395
00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,459
稍為拉後...

396
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,187
小朋友,來吧

397
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,272
你沒事吧?剛才摔得很厲害

398
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,607
為何要逼迫我開鹿車?

399
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,526
我的魔法最近有點失靈

400
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,027
所以我在考慮退休

401
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,279
你剛才提到夢見自己是聖誕老人...

402
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,533
等等先...我沒說過是好夢

403
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:41,745
夢境就像剛才那幾分鐘,好迷惘、好可怕

404
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,834
閃電、彗星,撐起身吧

405
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:48,043
真是鬆一口氣

406
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,838
如果你想找新聖誕老人

407
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,048
應該找設計這些遊戲的設計師

408
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,467
他們最叻為世界帶來快樂

409
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,136
你知道我說甚麼吧?爸爸

410
00:18:58,804 --> 00:18:59,972
爸爸

411
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:05,686
這是甚麼地方?

412
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:08,814
他們真是離譜,想撤資?

413
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,358
我想撤走就真,等著在後面食塵啦

414
00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:14,153
你這樣好似爺爺,眼神好瘋狂

415
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,405
對不起,乖女,你沒錯

416
00:19:16,905 --> 00:19:20,617
我不應該被他們影響,應該解決派送問題

417
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,162
我相信你,爸爸

418
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,247
謝謝你,這樣才最重要

419
00:19:26,081 --> 00:19:27,416
這是甚麼?

420
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,127
我的聖誕禮物

421
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,298
乖女

422
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,718
我也很掛念她,每天都是

423
00:19:38,218 --> 00:19:40,012
但奇怪,你是從哪裡得來的?

424
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,599
我告訴你吧,是聖誕老人放在樹下的

425
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:47,269
我知你像剛才那班人一樣,不信聖誕老人

426
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:48,896
沒關係

427
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,066
我沒有不信,但是...

428
00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,152
等等,你見過他?

429
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,403
我看你的表情就知道

430
00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:59,072
我是見到一些東西,但不知道是甚麼

431
00:19:59,072 --> 00:20:01,533
首先是神秘的 17% 市場佔有率

432
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,828
然後是天空閃過的光,還有這個吊墜?

433
00:20:04,828 --> 00:20:08,081
-要信其實很容易
-好,那我有問題了

434
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:12,211
如果真是有聖誕老人
他怎樣在一晚派禮物給全世界?

435
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,380
魔法,醒少少啦,爸爸

436
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,342
魔法

437
00:20:22,262 --> 00:20:25,098
貝蒂,你和聖誕老人肯定有事

438
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,517
開會神神秘秘,又傾密偈...

439
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,520
不要扮懵,那是我強項

440
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,856
見到你還會妒忌,我也挺開心的

441
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:34,441
我當然妒忌了

442
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:36,401
聖誕老人就是我的一切

443
00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,113
好吧,你可以保守秘密嗎?

444
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,950
不可以,如果你咬耳仔,我就唱通街

445
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,743
如果你講秘密,我就通街唱

446
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,495
馬田醫生說我有 ASS

447
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:48,997
急性大呼小叫綜合症

448
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:53,210
好吧,我這次信你,我知將來肯定後悔

449
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:55,337
聖誕老人考慮退休

450
00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:58,465
不是吧?你不能讓這事發生

451
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,800
我們不需要新聖誕老人

452
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,218
這就是弔詭的地方

453
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,346
他想找人接任,同時繼續留下來

454
00:21:04,346 --> 00:21:06,306
可能我們可以複製一個他

455
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:09,101
對,畢竟上次很「成功」

456
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,771
還有,班納留下來的

457
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,774
用來量度聖誕氣氛

458
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,902
氣氛高漲時,波波會發出耀眼光芒

459
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:22,239
聖誕老人司恪上任後就一直是這樣

460
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,824
但看看中間

461
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:27,202
自從 14 世紀後,就沒試過這樣了

462
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:32,666
當年有瘟疫、饑荒、戰爭,還有...

463
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,793
瘋狂聖誕老人,對

464
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,212
當年是最後一次聖誕受到威脅

465
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,047
不能讓聖誕老人看到

466
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,800
不然他會像你的小精靈水晶獎般崩潰

467
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,178
對了,我不慎打破你的小精靈水晶獎

468
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,680
他總要知道的

469
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,686
我負責,現在開心多過傷心

470
00:22:01,737 --> 00:22:03,780
露兒,你有甚麼事都要等等了

471
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:06,366
我要找珊卓娜共聚天倫

472
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:09,828
年度最佳父親、百年聖誕偉人

473
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:11,997
你的成就是否永垂不朽?

474
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:13,582
願你主宰,直到永遠

475
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,127
貝蒂說了我考慮退休了吧?

476
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:20,255
她有給你看厚厚的候選人名單嗎?

477
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:22,632
我看她也在找新露兒

478
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,218
請你不要退休,聖誕老人

479
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:27,596
不用擔心,我不會倉促決定

480
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,848
不會倉促過披上屍體的聖誕袍

481
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:32,351
娶了只相識 20 秒的女人

482
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:35,979
與容許一個急凍黐線佬接管全北極

483
00:22:35,979 --> 00:22:37,814
這就是留下來的原因

484
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,901
光芒越耀眼,世人就越有聖誕氣氛

485
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:41,818
對了

486
00:22:43,278 --> 00:22:45,072
看,現在多耀眼

487
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,449
代表你的表現非常出色

488
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:50,285
-等我看
-遠觀最清楚

489
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:51,953
把波波給我

490
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,752
電筒?想玩我?

491
00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,923
對不起,我講大話,也只是不想你退休

492
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:06,676
我有考慮留任,但這個就是問題

493
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,679
給你,我要去雪球存放處

494
00:23:09,679 --> 00:23:11,640
看看世界各地的聖誕氣氛

495
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,308
謝謝你提醒我,露兒

496
00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:17,437
廢物發光波波,看你弄出甚麼麻煩

497
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:22,192
看來他們打破了甚麼

498
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:24,569
現在嘗試拼好

499
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:27,697
不,我覺得他們又在玩砌圖

500
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,741
真實世界好複雜

501
00:23:29,741 --> 00:23:30,826
對

502
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:33,620
這就好像爸爸剛完成工作

503
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:36,415
但穿著不是紅色的制服

504
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,499
好古怪

505
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:40,585
希望他會升職,就可以資助莉莉箍牙

506
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,588
你怎會這麼瞭解他們?

507
00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,511
喂喂...你們不應該在這裡

508
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,805
-這是禁區
-我知道

509
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:53,181
我們只是看看

510
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:55,934
有時來看真實世界是怎樣的

511
00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,727
我答應你沒有下次

512
00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,230
原來你們想知道?我...

513
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,565
你們喜歡北極的吧?

514
00:24:01,565 --> 00:24:03,692
我喜歡...最喜歡北極了

515
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:07,696
我只是...對小朋友好奇,真正的小朋友

516
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:12,075
卡爾,我以為你只喜歡虛擬世界

517
00:24:12,075 --> 00:24:13,410
這...

518
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,870
-給他看看吧
-看甚麼?

519
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,413
給你

520
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,290
這是甚麼?

521
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,834
堪薩斯州托皮卡

522
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:24,421
我剛修剪好草皮,現在要去郵局

523
00:24:29,009 --> 00:24:33,513
所以你一直...都在正常世界裡玩

524
00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:37,142
對, 珊卓娜有時也會,不過她很害怕

525
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,518
根本沒有

526
00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:41,688
乖仔、乖女,為何你們沒有直接對我說?

527
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:44,524
我們不想你不開心

528
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,277
爸爸,我們是否做錯事了?

529
00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:49,196
沒有,你們都沒做錯

530
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,365
做得不好的是我

531
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:53,909
好吧,計劃有變

532
00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:56,786
我們要開家庭會議,來吧

533
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:04,336
我獲祝聖為聖誕老人已經 29 年

534
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:09,257
不過,你們同時也因此而有所犧牲

535
00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:11,134
我卻未有完全欣賞

536
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,553
我看待生活時,幾乎像戴了...

537
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,723
有「燈飾」眼鏡

538
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,184
不要

539
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:23,522
好,連你們媽媽聖誕夫人也覺得自己沒用

540
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,565
「未獲欣賞」,絕對不要說「沒用」

541
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,568
至於你們...我應該怎麼說呢?

542
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:30,820
想說甚麼字眼都好,勸你還是收在心裡

543
00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:32,072
好吧

544
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:38,245
聽著,北極未必是人類兒童的成長好地方

545
00:25:38,245 --> 00:25:41,998
等等,我喜歡這裡

546
00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,960
這裡是否好奇怪?的確是

547
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,213
我的牙箍用糖製成?的確是

548
00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:51,091
但小精靈牙醫堅持對牙齒有益

549
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,425
他不是真正的牙醫

550
00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:56,471
他叫瓷貼醫生純粹是為雪橇做了一流木工

551
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:59,349
-給他這個名字源於...
-司恪,重點呢?

552
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,768
對,有個重點,重點是...

553
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:05,939
好吧,雖然我可以做夠一世

554
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,942
但為了聖誕著想

555
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,570
為了家人著想

556
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,282
我們要有所改變

557
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:19,911
用正常人的身分看看世界

558
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,123
所以,我要退休了

559
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,585
-等等,這次是真的?
-吓?

560
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:27,794
這次是真的

561
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,463
魔法失靈令我有點警覺

562
00:26:30,463 --> 00:26:33,216
較早前我打個噴嚏,燈就關了

563
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:37,262
但你們才是真正的魔法

564
00:26:37,262 --> 00:26:38,930
我們一家人

565
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,353
棵樹在流眼淚?

566
00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,731
沒有,點解?

567
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,858
帶走我

568
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,776
露兒,出來吧,來

569
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:56,656
我沒事,假裝我不在場吧

570
00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,617
我們都知道露兒的感受了

571
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,952
你們覺得呢?有甚麼感覺?

572
00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:03,204
如果你想,我沒問題

573
00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:08,835
我可以學習...做人

574
00:27:08,835 --> 00:27:11,338
每個旅程都由第一步做起

575
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,798
我準備好踏出第一步

576
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:15,967
-等等...夫人...
-不要

577
00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:18,345
-來了,各位快蹲下
-不要...等等

578
00:27:27,562 --> 00:27:30,523
感覺好爽

579
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,777
-你覺得爽,我就開心
-我也開心

580
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,538
怎麼回事?

581
00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:49,042
聖誕夫人發生甚麼事?我們來恥笑她嗎?

582
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:52,379
各位注意,聖誕老人有事宣布

583
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:58,134
我覺得我未必做到

584
00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:01,638
走吧,各位,聖誕老人無事宣布

585
00:28:01,638 --> 00:28:04,099
又不用這樣說,弄得我好像很冷漠

586
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:06,351
各位注意,聖誕老人的確有事宣布

587
00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:08,812
-夠了,不要彈出彈入
-沒事...

588
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:11,439
你改變主意?我不能再梳髻了

589
00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:13,775
你知道離開有甚麼最令我害怕嗎?

590
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,860
-吃窩夫要俾錢
-對

591
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:19,447
不是,我當初來到,小精靈都很開心

592
00:28:19,447 --> 00:28:20,532
真好

593
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,200
對,我也這樣覺得

594
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,578
但他們似乎對前任聖誕老人消失毫不關心

595
00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:27,872
半滴眼淚都沒流過

596
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,668
如果我有同樣待遇,我會自覺微不足道

597
00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:34,295
有一件事,誰也不准這樣說加司恪

598
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:37,465
就是說他微不足道

599
00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:40,760
謝謝

600
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,972
好吧,我的確有事宣布

601
00:28:44,514 --> 00:28:46,599
貝蒂已經講了開場白

602
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:47,684
是誰說話?

603
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:51,813
對不起,是我,有時我的想法會衝口而出

604
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,983
好吧,許多人肯定留意到我最近狀態不佳

605
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:59,070
經過慎重考慮、與家人相談後

606
00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:04,033
我,聖誕老人,決定退休

607
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:14,461
沒事的

608
00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:25,096
點解?

609
00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,098
原來我很重要,好嘢

610
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,225
我們有哀傷輔導員吧?

611
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:31,060
紙巾盡情用,我請客

612
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:32,854
做得好

613
00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:34,981
現在要做甚麼?

614
00:29:35,648 --> 00:29:39,027
看來要收好所有蘋果酒和尖利工具?

615
00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:42,405
-他們似乎很心痛
-我知道

616
00:29:42,405 --> 00:29:44,616
現在開始面試候選人?

617
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:51,414
(聖誕老人真的存在嗎?)

618
00:29:55,877 --> 00:29:57,128
爸爸

619
00:29:58,338 --> 00:29:59,798
你在看甚麼?

620
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:06,930
你在網上搜索「聖誕老人真的存在嗎?」

621
00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:08,306
你相信了

622
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,141
我不知道要相信甚麼

623
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:14,562
這人說聖誕老人是真的,是光明會創辦人

624
00:30:14,562 --> 00:30:17,774
還有許多人討論聖誕老人

625
00:30:17,774 --> 00:30:21,736
怎樣在一晚把禮物送到世界各地

626
00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:23,488
還要這裡,你看,聖誕老人的影片

627
00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:24,656
{\an8}(聖誕老人的真實片段)

628
00:30:24,656 --> 00:30:26,741
{\an8}這個人推測聖誕老人利用漩渦

629
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:29,494
而且空中有肉眼看不到的出入口

630
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:31,120
好方便

631
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,455
我知道聽來誇張

632
00:30:32,455 --> 00:30:34,582
我只是在尋求靈感

633
00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:39,003
假如是真,我重現聖誕老人的派送系統...

634
00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:41,089
爸爸,你的眼神又變得瘋狂

635
00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:44,676
對,他的眼神的確瘋狂

636
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,095
去安全室

637
00:30:47,095 --> 00:30:48,972
不要怕那個恐怖入侵者

638
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,807
她只是個小女孩吧

639
00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,729
-這個遊戲好好玩
-你怎樣做到的?

640
00:30:56,729 --> 00:30:58,898
西蒙楚斯,你受到北極徵召

641
00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,067
第一,我去哪裡都要帶著女兒

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第二...

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字幕翻譯: 阮君而