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Woo-hoo!
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh, hey! ♪
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Look, I know it sucks to be working
on Christmas Eve.
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But, listen, if our delivery system
was working, we wouldn't have to.
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So, who can tell me
what our Christmas market share is?
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-Six percent.
- Oof.
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What's that 17% that says "other"?
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We don't know.
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Woo-hoo!
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Come on! Full throttle, boys.
Come on, Comet. Get after it.
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Let's go. We gotta be a blur. Hyah!
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I need help with the tree!
Santa's gonna be here soon.
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Santa. Isn't that cute?
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All right, everybody.
Go be with your families.
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I have no--
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Now, we are gonna have a look-see
at what you've done, but then bed.
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Marauders.
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Come on, honey.
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Come on. Come on.
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Some kids at school think Santa's over.
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They say he still uses paper mail
and only delivers once a year.
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Well, honey, the older kids
are always gonna say Santa's not real.
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I didn't say he's not real.
I said he was over.
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Wait, is he not real?
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Oh, God. Your mother was
so much better at this stuff.
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I think it's safe to go back out.
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Whoa.
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Grace, you did this all by yourself?
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How'd you get the bow on top of the tree?
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Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Ooh! How about we buzz
the Statue of Liberty, Santa?
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Great idea, Noel. But first, cruller me!
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Hyah!
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Mmm!
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Yes!
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Delightful!
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Yeah, that's good!
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Boss is in a playful mood.
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It's gonna be one of those nights.
I bet you he doesn't finish on time.
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I'll take that bet, Crouton.
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No shenanigans in the control center.
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Sorry, boss, but elves gotta elf.
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Yeah, they do!
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Very well. Status report, Crouton.
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Santa's way slower than usual,
but somehow they're ahead of schedule.
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How is that possible?
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Wait, is this the whole list?
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{\an8}This can't be the whole list.
This is getting shorter every year.
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What's going on?
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Hold on.
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What are we doing here?
This house isn't on the list.
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That's gotta be some sort of mistake.
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This is always one of my favorite stops.
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I think the milk's a little sour.
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It's soy milk.
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You said you were lactose intolerant.
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I did say that, didn't I?
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Thanks for remembering. Go to sleep.
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Merry Christmas, Sara.
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Merry Christmas, Santa.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna find out why
this house isn't on the list.
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So, we're just doing home invasions now?
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Come on. It's all good.
Listen, it's better than good.
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It's santastic.
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Never gets old.
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This actually tickles a little bit.
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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You scared me.
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Calm down. No, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
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No, no, no.
I'm here to see Sara, your daughter.
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- She'll vouch for me.
- I'm Sara!
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Oh, oh. Stop. Stop. What am I thinking?
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A blink of an eye and, what,
28 years go by.
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At least I look the same.
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Who are you?
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I'm Santa Claus.
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Lactose intolerant. You gave me soy milk.
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- Listen to me, you wacko, okay?
- Oh.
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Santa's not real,
and I have run out of things to throw,
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so I'm gonna ask you really,
really nicely to please leave.
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I understand.
Adults lose their belief in magic.
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It just grows out of them.
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But how do you not remember me?
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I don't remember much, man.
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I'm an adult woman living with my parents.
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I mean, my life is one endless, blurry,
long day broken up by Judge Judys.
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Wow. Of all the kids in the world,
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I would never imagine
that you'd stop believing.
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- Okay...
- Hmm.
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...let's pretend you are Santa.
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I mean, why are you even here?
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I get all my presents online,
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and to tell you the truth,
I forgot tonight was Christmas Eve.
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Well, that's too bad 'cause
then you're probably not gonna want this.
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Oh, my God. I haven't thought of Polly
since I was a little girl.
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Yeah.
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My mom got rid of her 'cause I threw her
a pool party in the toilet.
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It was a Polly Pocket potty party.
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Oh, my God. It is you.
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Merry Christmas, Sara.
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Merry Christmas, Santa.
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I'll-- I'll let you do your thing.
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Thank you.
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The heck is happening? Come on.
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Noel. Noel. Need a little help. Noel!
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Kind of jiggle the lock to get it open.
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Santa?
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Best friend? You there?
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Santa? Hello?
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All right.
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Noel, take a breath. Breathe. Breathe!
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All right, look. We gotta go.
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Milk and cookies.
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Are you okay?
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Who said that?
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Hey, Mom.
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Cal, what did we say
about playing these games?
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You get all carried away
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and can't tell the difference
between fantasy and reality.
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Yes, I'm real!
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Okay, okay, okay.
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But is that real?
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Lewis, I made popcorn.
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- Oh. Hey, Mom.
- Oh, hey.
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Lewis and I were watching
a movie about Santa.
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We can't believe how much they get wrong.
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I'm sure.
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You kids should really be in bed.
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You know, your dad loves to see you
when he gets back from his rounds.
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But the best part of Christmas
is over by then.
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I know, and he wishes he could be here.
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But he has to be there--
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For all the children of the world.
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Right.
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Okay, bed. Both of you.
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I'm sorry, Lewis.
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I guess we'll have
to finish movie night another time.
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Wow, 28 years.
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Twenty-eight years, wow. Twenty-eight--
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Why do you keep mumbling, "28 years"?
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Twenty-eight years, that's how long
I've been doing this, you know?
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Where does the time go?
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I believe it flies, doesn't it?
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And all those kids turned into adults,
you know? They stopped believing--
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Oh, holy night!
The magic reserves are running low.
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No, they're not.
The gauge is old. It doesn't even work.
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It's made out of candy or something.
Couldn't get better than tonight!
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- This is a good night. We are cruising.
- Why are you talking weird like that?
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It's not weird when I talk like this.
It's only weird when I talk like this.
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Wait just a taffy-licking minute.
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How did you get back
on the roof of that house
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when I was looking down the chimney
the whole time?
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Come on, Noel.
A good Santa never gives up his secrets.
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Blitzen, get back here.
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Okay. All right. Calm down.
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Why-- Why do you smell like taffy?
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Why do you smell like despair?
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Is that an odor? Despair?
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What is going on?
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Uh...
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Listen.
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Okay, you can't tell anybody,
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but my magic may have failed me tonight.
It's no big deal.
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- We're 10,000 feet in the air...
- Almost eleven-five.
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...being pulled by flying livestock...
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They hate being called livestock.
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...that depend on magic.
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- That's, in fact, true.
- No big deal?
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Whoa! Boys, come on! Pull it up!
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Crouton, we have a problem!
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Come on, guys!
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Whoa!
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Boys, come on! Pull it up!
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Guys!
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What did you do?
This has your fingerprints all over it.
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Wrong.
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My fingers are covered with chocolate.
You did something wrong.
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I have never done anything wrong, ever.
My record is flawless.
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Technically,
less flaw can still mean some flaw!
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Noel? Santa?
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Santa, Santa, do you copy?
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You better let the missus know.
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Sandra, this, uh...
...furry friends thing.
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It's, um, getting out of hand.
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Well, what choice do I have?
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There's no kids my age around here,
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and sometimes
I just need someone to talk to.
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But they don't talk back.
Do they?
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No, Mom. They're-- They're animals.
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I'm not crazy. I'm just lonely sometimes.
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I know it isn't easy living
in the North Pole.
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Yeah. But I'm doing fine.
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I mean, you should be the one
that's complaining.
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Why? I'm fine. I'm-- I'm-- I'm happy.
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Of course you are
because being cheery is your whole deal.
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My whole deal?
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I mean,
you ever look up past Mrs. Clauses?
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It's an old lady who knits and bakes.
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I mean,
she doesn't even have a first name.
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That's not true. I have a first name.
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- No, you don't.
- I do.
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- It's, um... It's Nancy.
- No--
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- Nanta.
- That's not a name.
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Shanta.
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Is that what you want us to call you?
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What's going on, Betty?
My husband's sleigh is missing?
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Well, not exactly.
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His sleigh came back,
but Santa doesn't appear to be in it.
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How is that possible?
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Oh, no! It happened again.
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But then, where's the new Santa?
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Please let it be Harry Styles.
Please, please, please, please.
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Fooled ya!
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Yes.
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Good one, big man!
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I wasn't nervous at all--
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Somebody get some hay on that.
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Listen, I want to congratulate everybody
on another great Christmas.
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We did it, right?
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You know, I don't say this enough,
but being Santa has meant the world to me.
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Once a year, I get to spread joy and magic
to people everywhere,
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but I couldn't do it without all of you.
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Especially you two,
Joy and Magic.
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But this Santa is nothing
without his elves.
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Tell ya that.
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Which means you've all earned
a huge vacation!
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Or we could go down to the shop
and start making toys!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Let's get this party started!
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We wake up to sugar and spice ♪
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{\an8}♪ No place in the world
Is as cozy or nice ♪
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What happened out there tonight, sir?
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It went great. Right, Noel?
It went fine. Noel?
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Noel? Ugh.
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Very good. I guess
all the malfunctions were on our side.
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- You're darn tootin'.
- We'll get it fixed,
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and I'll make a note in my report
that everyone else was acting weird.
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You do that.
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Oh!
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Santa's back and Christmas is done ♪
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- You scared me.
- I scared you?
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Seriously?
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Oh, elves just wanna have fun ♪
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Oh, toys and candy and fun ♪
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Honey, you really did scare me.
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Yeah?
They told me your sleigh was missing.
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Well, you can't believe
everything you hear, can ya?
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I'm sorry, Santa.
252
00:13:04,408 --> 00:13:06,535
Are you saying that the elves were lying?
253
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,872
Elves don't lie.
254
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:11,665
What do you take us for? Gnomes?
255
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,751
Can we talk about this later?
256
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,169
- Okay.
- I'm gonna take a little nap.
257
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:17,087
Then we're gonna have
our belated Christmas.
258
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:20,049
You and I will have a nice talk
after the kids pass out under the tree.
259
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:23,135
They're not little kids anymore.
They don't pass out under the tree.
260
00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:29,183
So, are you gonna tell me
what happened on your rounds?
261
00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:34,480
- It's actually a little embarrassing.
- Hey, you know you can tell me anything.
262
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:38,442
Well, you know,
we're sliding into vortexes,
263
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,444
you know,
jumping in and out of dimensions.
264
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,112
It was pretty normal, you know?
265
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:45,115
Actually, it wasn't normal at all.
It was different out there.
266
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,826
Okay, what was different?
267
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,162
The world is different, honey.
It's people.
268
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:54,750
You know? It's like they're misfiring.
They're disconnected.
269
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,918
It was fine.
270
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,047
It was fine. Then my magic failed.
271
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,882
Oh.
272
00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:03,634
Wow. Okay.
273
00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:05,469
- Well, that happens.
- Mm-hmm.
274
00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:08,597
It happens? How many Santas
do you know? It never happened to me.
275
00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:11,517
- No, I'm just saying that you're 65...
- Yeah.
276
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:15,813
...and that this is when people your age,
they slow down,
277
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,399
they start to enjoy their lives,
they retire, they--
278
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:21,360
Oh! [laughs] Retire?
279
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:23,737
Okay.
280
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,991
You don't retire in this business.
281
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,826
Apparently, what you do is,
you get startled,
282
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:31,662
you slip off a roof into a snowbank,
hand a card to some stranger.
283
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,748
♪ Jingle bells
Santa fell ♪
284
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:36,250
Now he's gone away ♪
285
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,626
Oh, Scott.
286
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:42,381
Speaking of, do you happen to know
if there was a Mrs. Claus before me?
287
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:44,758
Say that again?
288
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:47,052
When you scared the last Santa to death,
289
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,804
and you took over his job,
290
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:51,473
did he, in fact, have a wife?
291
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,059
Hmm.
292
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,477
I-- You know, I don't know.
293
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,313
You never bothered to ask?
294
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,106
He wasn't in a talkative mood.
295
00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:01,150
He'd fallen off the roof
into a pile of snow.
296
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,944
No final words?
No, "Tell Myrtle I love her"?
297
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,029
Ha. Her name is Myrtle?
298
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,989
No. And do you know why?
299
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:09,158
Because Mrs. Claus
doesn't have a first name.
300
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,409
I don't have a first name.
301
00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:11,493
It's Carol.
302
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:13,495
At least, you know,
that's what I call you.
303
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:15,331
Wait a minute. Maybe your name isn't Carol
304
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,499
because sometimes I call you
and you don't answer me.
305
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,834
Carol was my before name.
306
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,295
Is this going to become a thing?
307
00:15:21,295 --> 00:15:25,174
No, you asking me to marry you
and then gaining 200 pounds was a thing.
308
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,634
This is much bigger.
309
00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,053
Yes. Tell you what.
310
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,221
Why don't I start us a fire, huh?
311
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:32,640
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh!
312
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:34,850
Oh.
313
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,936
Not again. Not again.
314
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,313
This is-- Look at this--
It did-- It didn't, um--
315
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:43,192
Did you just attempt to escape
up the chimney to flee this conversation?
316
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,610
No. Yeah, I--
317
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:46,028
No.
318
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,112
- No?
- No, I was doing--
319
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:50,532
Gonna-- When I--
Well, we could see it that way.
320
00:15:50,532 --> 00:15:52,034
Yeah, yeah. That's what I was doing.
321
00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:57,957
Well, I'm giving you the worst news
a Santa Claus can get.
322
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,334
- Oh, no.
- You've lost weight.
323
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,211
Oh, no!
324
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:04,838
I knew it. I knew it.
That's why I'm feeling so sluggish.
325
00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,049
And my belly's not moving like it used to
when I laugh.
326
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,343
It's not a belly full of jelly anymore.
327
00:16:09,343 --> 00:16:11,762
You are down to only three chins.
328
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:14,890
And sometimes when I bend over,
I'm starting to be able to see my feet.
329
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,225
Wait a minute, Doc. Doc.
330
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:18,519
Am I dying?
331
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:19,853
No. No, no, no.
332
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,398
- But I am alarmed.
- Yeah?
333
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,025
Is there anything else going on
that I should know about?
334
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:30,531
Uh, you know-- Well, no. No.
Mm-mmm. I don't think so. No.
335
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:34,743
Okay, so everything's great
with, let's say, uh, your magic?
336
00:16:36,453 --> 00:16:37,997
All right.
337
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,915
Who dropped a dime on me?
338
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,501
Mrs. Claus? Noel?
339
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:45,921
That was all said in confidence.
And, uh-- And none of it was true.
340
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,007
- Okay.
- Change of subject.
341
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,385
Hypothetical. Just a hypothetical,
'cause we're both science people.
342
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,179
What would it take to make Santa
less than a Santa?
343
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,348
What would have to happen?
I mean, just hypothetically.
344
00:16:56,348 --> 00:17:01,770
Uh... Okay. Well, in-- in theory,
a loss of magic would be caused
345
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:07,317
by all the children not believing in
or needing Santa anymore.
346
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:09,611
But it's probably just physical.
347
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:13,991
And if this continues, then yes,
you're gonna look ripped.
348
00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:16,326
That's awfully close to body-shaming.
349
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,537
- Sorry.
- I've got to get out of shape.
350
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,165
Instead of "Eye of the Tiger,"
the "Eye of the Kringle."
351
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,877
Ho ho ho!
352
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:26,628
Good luck!
353
00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:51,779
Rising up, back on the street ♪
354
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,740
Hey. What you doing?
355
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,617
Working out.
356
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,328
Now you made me move.
I got to start all over again.
357
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,913
Ha. You wanna go for a hike?
358
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,707
Do you not want me to be Santa?
359
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,129
Jaden Grimes, Lakeland, Florida.
360
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:11,340
Football.
361
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,758
Spot on, Santa.
362
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,468
- Next.
- That's what he asked for.
363
00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:16,804
♪ Don't lose your grip
On the dreams of the past ♪
364
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,014
Isn't this great?
365
00:18:20,891 --> 00:18:24,645
Yep. It'd be a better workout
if I had some stuffing.
366
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,817
- Otto Broghammer. Düsseldorf, Germany.
- Oh.
367
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,903
- Otto wanted a snake.
- Toy snake. Aces, Santa.
368
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:35,030
He wrote down "toy,"
but you know what he wanted?
369
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,199
A real one.
Just wouldn't tell his parents.
370
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,870
Yeah, boys love those live snakes.
371
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:45,165
I-- Boy. Oh, boy. Hey, get up.
It's all right. It's okay. Open up.
372
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:46,250
Well?
373
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,378
Well, you've lost ten more pounds.
374
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,797
I knew it. You know what I got now?
375
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,591
I've got abs.
It's terrifying the elves. Abs!
376
00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:58,470
You know, I've got the body
of an MMA fighter, not an M&M eater.
377
00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,055
And how does this even happen?
378
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,391
I haven't done anything for ten months.
379
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,309
I haven't even been building toys.
380
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,937
Well, that should be a delightful surprise
for all the children.
381
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,772
The elves are still building toys.
382
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,483
It's just me not there.
I usually like to get my hands dirty.
383
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,610
And how's the Christmas spirit?
384
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:18,031
Fine. Except saying, "Merry Christmas
to all" has suddenly become problematic.
385
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:20,450
Okay, how about we check your magic?
386
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,911
- All right.
- Let's go ahead and stick your hands out,
387
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,955
- and then touch your nose.
- All right.
388
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,917
Is that good? How is that?
389
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,419
Yep. All right.
390
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,757
All right. You're cleared to fly.
391
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,135
Just let me know
if there are any more issues.
392
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,219
Okay.
393
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,555
Are we forgetting something?
394
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:45,017
Best part of the checkup.
395
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,185
Yes.
396
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,228
The only reason to go to the doctor.
397
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:50,606
That's a good sign.
398
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:53,317
- Can I have another?
- Yes. Absolutely.
399
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,944
Mmm.
400
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,988
{\an8}And here we have Patti Donovan,
401
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:01,366
{\an8}accused of stomping, yelling,
throwing brussels sprouts.
402
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,618
Naughty or nice?
403
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,454
I always knew there was something
behind that smile of hers. Naughty.
404
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,664
Mmm.
405
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,082
What is it, Edie?
406
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:14,671
Well, I know it's not my place,
but some might say labeling her as naughty
407
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,341
just for temper tantrums is brat-shaming.
408
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,885
Some might say.
409
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,347
Okay, fine. Change it to nice.
Let's go nice.
410
00:20:26,099 --> 00:20:28,518
{\an8}Tyler Wilson, disruptive in the classroom.
411
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:31,647
- Naughty.
- Mmm.
412
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,192
Sorry, Santa, but that's classic ADHD.
413
00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:36,652
You're killing me here, Edie.
414
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:41,490
And actually, sir, we're not supposed
to say naughty anymore.
415
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,409
It's the misunderstood list,
and they also get gifts.
416
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,288
What's the point of this anymore?
417
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,165
Sir, you love these confabs.
418
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,417
I used to love it.
419
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:54,711
Is there some way I can delegate this
to somebody else?
420
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,463
Ooh. That's exciting.
421
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,925
How about all girls are nice
and all boys are naughty?
422
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:02,261
Just like how all cats are girls
and all dogs are boys.
423
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,762
Literally a couple of seconds ago,
424
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,973
you said we weren't allowed
to say naughty or nice.
425
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,433
Well, that was before I felt the power.
426
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,894
See, sir? This is why we can't delegate.
427
00:21:10,894 --> 00:21:13,605
We are days away from Christmas.
428
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:19,653
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
429
00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:30,747
So, you're probably closer to Santa
than anyone else.
430
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:35,294
Could you say that one more time but
slower, louder and into my tape recorder?
431
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,378
No.
432
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,966
I've been thinking about Santa,
and do you think he's still got it?
433
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,760
That's the golly-darndest question
anyone's ever asked.
434
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,053
He's Santa!
435
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,888
Yes, and we all love him.
436
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:52,019
But we've seen what happens
when Santas lose their zest for the job.
437
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,103
They get crankier.
438
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,479
Crankiness is part of his charm.
439
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:56,898
- They stop caring.
- I don't care for this conversation.
440
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:59,693
- And accidents happen.
- Na, na, na, na, na, na, na.
441
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,777
Look.
442
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:04,740
- There's something in the air.
- Like bubbles?
443
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,033
I love bubbles.
444
00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,744
Letters to Santa are down.
445
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:12,414
Children hold the spirit of Christmas
in their hearts.
446
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:16,043
If kids don't believe as much anymore,
the magic fades.
447
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,669
I think Santa's feeling it,
448
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:22,341
and if it affects his job,
it could be the end of Christmas.
449
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,300
No!
450
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,053
And what do you think happens to us?
To elves?
451
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:27,179
What? What?
452
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,056
Christmas is our purpose.
453
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:33,226
If it goes away, I don't know,
maybe we go away.
454
00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:35,270
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na!
455
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,773
I need you to report
any signs of Santa faltering.
456
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,275
But, Honeybuns...
457
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,526
No.
458
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,528
At home, I'm Honeybuns.
459
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,781
At work, I'm your boss.
460
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,744
Okay, here you go.
Gloves and all that. Yeah. Thanks.
461
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:51,661
- Dad.
- Yeah?
462
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:55,290
I wanted to give you your present before
you left, but it hasn't come yet, so...
463
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:56,792
You ordered me something online?
464
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,711
In case you haven't noticed, we have
a workshop right here at the North Pole.
465
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:00,796
He may not have noticed.
466
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,589
No, the workshop here is just too loud,
467
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:05,759
and you know the elves make lousy tech
'cause they just get nutmeg in everything.
468
00:23:05,759 --> 00:23:08,678
But your gift is gonna blow you away,
if it comes.
469
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:11,139
- You know how you love roller coasters?
- No.
470
00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:13,600
Now you can ride them
without ever leaving your couch.
471
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,227
You know me so well, Cal.
472
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,311
Nice.
473
00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:18,397
Well, Dad,
I got you a present you can open now.
474
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,065
Oh. Well, isn't that nice?
475
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,358
What do we got here?
476
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:24,319
So it's a list of Christmas tree lots
that put deer in cages
477
00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,114
that they try to pass off as reindeer.
478
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,408
I put bolt cutters in your sleigh
so you can set them free.
479
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,493
We can't set deer free in big cities.
480
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:34,037
Hipsters just put fedoras on them,
honey, but thank you so much.
481
00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,415
Well, maybe you can bring them back to me.
482
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,836
Well, the Christmas rounds are all about
giving, not receiving, sweetheart.
483
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:41,920
Can I come with you?
484
00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:43,880
Okay, you know what?
485
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,967
Let's talk about this next year, Sandra.
Let's give your old dad a break.
486
00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,136
Is the word "old" really necessary?
487
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:51,888
Okay, let's give your not-so-old dad
a big hug, yeah?
488
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,641
- I love you guys.
- Yeah. Love you back.
489
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,436
I really do wish I could spend this time
with you guys.
490
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,979
It's okay, Dad. We understand.
491
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,105
Yeah.
492
00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,774
Hey, be careful.
493
00:24:02,774 --> 00:24:04,401
I have a bad feeling about tonight.
494
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,653
You have a bad feeling? Wow.
495
00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,448
Maybe Mrs. Claus's first name is Bummer.
496
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,950
You're right. Drive fast, be careless.
497
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,578
- Love you.
- I love you.
498
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:15,787
Okay, everybody.
499
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,289
Okay, babes.
500
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,041
And to all, a good night.
501
00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:32,345
What do you say we air this thing out?
To the Holly Jolly Highway!
502
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:33,513
Hyah!
503
00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:35,432
New York.
504
00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,477
London.
505
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:41,354
Paris.
506
00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:44,900
Munich.
507
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,777
Everybody talk about pop muzik ♪
508
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,989
- Hyah!
- Okay.
509
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,741
For our first stop, it's...
510
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:55,827
Wait. No. Not this year.
511
00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:56,912
Hmm.
512
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:58,914
All right.
That just gives us more time to--
513
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:00,957
Huh.
514
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,459
He's not on here either.
515
00:25:03,543 --> 00:25:05,837
Whoa! Blitzen, come on. We're good.
516
00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,506
We're fi-- We're fine. We're fine.
517
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,925
Ah. Here we go. Myrin Fischer.
518
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,468
All right.
519
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:13,094
Get down there. Let's go.
520
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,309
Oh, man.
521
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:21,353
No! [whistles] Comet, uh-uh!
522
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,481
- Do you want me to go with you?
- No, you just want a snickerdoodle.
523
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,150
And no, I don't need you to go with me.
I got this. Watch.
524
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,654
See?
525
00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:32,364
It's all good.
526
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:39,996
Tonight, we welcome
Simon Choksi, the CEO of EverythingNow!
527
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,374
- Oh, soot!
-You know, here at 42 News,
528
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,459
-we like to cut right to the chase.
- I need a cookie.
529
00:25:44,459 --> 00:25:47,546
I need a cookie. I need a cookie.
Where are the cookies?
530
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:50,173
Simon, your EN-3000 was supposed
to be the Christmas gift of the year...
531
00:25:50,173 --> 00:25:52,217
{\an8}They're right here usually. Cookie.
532
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:54,386
{\an8}...but you have failed to deliver,
quite literally. True?
533
00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,303
{\an8} Still up?
534
00:25:55,303 --> 00:25:58,723
{\an8}We said that the EN-3000
would arrive by Christmas.
535
00:25:58,723 --> 00:26:01,226
{\an8}We just didn't say which Christmas.
536
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,144
{\an8}I told you a joke was a bad idea, Hassan.
537
00:26:04,062 --> 00:26:07,482
Look, I crushed it in the toy
and video game business, right?
538
00:26:07,482 --> 00:26:10,569
But yes, when we expanded
to e-commerce, we had a few--
539
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,779
- Catastrophes.
- Hiccups. Come on.
540
00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,823
Well, some say you tried
to grow too big too fast.
541
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:18,994
Well, like Molière said, you know,
"Don't hate the player, hate the game."
542
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,414
Darn it, Hassan! That didn't work either.
543
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,250
Look, bottom line,
I'll be honest with you.
544
00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,919
EverythingNow!
will deliver everything now!
545
00:26:28,670 --> 00:26:30,297
Or in four to six weeks, all right?
546
00:26:30,297 --> 00:26:33,967
So, what do you say to all your customers
whose stockings will be empty tomorrow?
547
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:35,468
Do something, do something.
548
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:37,345
Come on.
We can't all be Santa Claus.
549
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,188
Hey, thanks for bailing me out, man.
550
00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:49,858
That was a stress nightmare come to life.
551
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:52,527
Did you say something, sir?
552
00:26:52,527 --> 00:26:54,696
I can't hear anything over the loud buzz.
553
00:26:56,865 --> 00:26:58,408
Hassan, are you seeing this?
554
00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:02,037
I only see giant black dots.
555
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,788
It's rather unsettling.
556
00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:06,374
Where'd he go?
557
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,752
Who, me? Am I invisible now?
558
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,420
I mean, I've always felt not seen.
559
00:27:10,420 --> 00:27:12,088
There's no way that was real.
560
00:27:12,922 --> 00:27:16,134
But if it is, why can't we do the same?
561
00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,516
It's a beautiful night.
562
00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,227
Yeah, I guess so.
563
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:28,271
Hey, let me ask you a question.
564
00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:32,025
Do you think folks are having
less children or are kids just, um...
565
00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:33,318
Are kids just what?
566
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:36,821
Ah, never mind, never mind. Huh.
567
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:40,283
Hey, Santa! You wanna
loop the loop the St. Louis Arch?
568
00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:43,161
Nah, we got a lot of work to do.
Let's just get this over with.
569
00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:45,747
Get it over with?
570
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,751
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!
571
00:27:50,251 --> 00:27:51,419
All right.
572
00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:52,545
Are you okay, Santa?
573
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,966
The truth is, I've been letting the world
affect my Christmas spirit.
574
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,553
I know I haven't been as fun
as I used to be.
575
00:28:00,553 --> 00:28:04,557
Are you kidding?
Any time with you is the best time, Santa.
576
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:07,519
Right back at you, Noel.
577
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,647
You know what?
I'm not gonna let this affect me.
578
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,698
Almost, almost, almost, almost.
579
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,742
Oh, no. Something's happening again.
580
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:24,077
Why? What--
581
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,370
Santa?
582
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,914
- Best friend? Are you okay?
- I can't even touch my nose.
583
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:30,125
- What's happening?
- Oh, no.
584
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,626
- Santa!
- Whoa, whoa!
585
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,461
- Your sack. What's going on?
- Whoa. Whoa.
586
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:35,088
- I--
- Santa!
587
00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:37,924
Whoa, whoa, whoa!