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[Scott] Oh, God. This can't be good.
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Bernard.
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-Did you miss me?
-What are you doing here?
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What's with all the theatrics?
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And why do you look like an old man
with pointy ears?
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It's-- I gotta be honest,
a little unsettling.
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I've been alive for 1,600 years.
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What's your excuse?
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You ever heard of moisturizer?
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Listen, I haven't seen you
since you disappeared
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from the North Pole
to that Elf Rumspringa.
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-Kribble-Krabble.
-Yeah, whatever. You never came back.
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Well, I met someone. A human.
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So I made the jump
and gave up eternal youth as an elf.
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And now I've got this thing,
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and it won't go away
no matter how many burpees I do.
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But, sadly,
I'm not here for giggles and stuffing.
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Brace yourself.
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I know. Simon is ruining Christmas.
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So, if you know that, why aren't you
at the North Pole kicking some Santa butt?
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Because it's not my job.
You know, I screwed up at first.
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And second and third.
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Simon will figure this out.
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You know, this is so you.
You know, being stubborn.
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No, no. This is so you.
Showing up at my house uninvited
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and freezing my family,
which is a new one.
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How did you-- How did you do that?
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My nifty little clicker.
Works on sea lions too.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Uh-huh.
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-[clicker beeps]
-Mmm-- Oh!
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-Whoa. What just happened?
-[chuckles]
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Something happen?
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Oh! Bernard! Oh, my goodness!
I'm so happy to see you!
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Carol. It's so great to see you.
You look great.
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-[clicker beeps]
-[Scott groans]
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I would not wanna be you
when she unfreezes.
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And I would not wanna be you
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when the word gets out
that you refused to save Christmas!
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[stammers] I didn't refuse.
Listen, I retired.
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Yeah, theoretically, so did I.
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But when La Befana came to me,
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did I quibble-quabble
about leaving Kribble-Krabble?
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No! So Santa up!
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It was an accident anyway.
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Somebody slid off the roof and boom!
There I was.
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Of course you'd think that.
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-That's what happened!
-Come on.
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-I need that clicker.
-No, no. Change of plan.
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Scott, I need to show you something.
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-[choir harmonizing]
-[theme playing]
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[grunts]
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[harmonizing continues]
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["Jingle Bells" plays]
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Wow. What happened to all the color?
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Your little magic clicker,
you couldn't afford sepia?
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[Bernard]
You're aggravating my hiatal hernia.
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[Scott] Okay, Bernard. [chuckles]
You got my attention.
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I wandered into the History Channel.
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-[shushes] He's coming.
-Who's coming?
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Oh… [chuckles] …Bernard!
Oh, it's good to see you.
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Uh, I hope you don't mind.
I brought a cranky plus-one.
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Scott Calvin.
Aren't you a sight for immortal eyes?
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He's been throwing a little pity party
for himself.
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Thinks everything in his life is random.
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Oh. The Santa-blues.
Yes, occupational hazard.
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And, I'm sorry-- [stammers]
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-Who might you be?
-You could call me Santa,
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but it gets a little confusing
because there are a lot of us.
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I was the 17th Santa,
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so most just call me 17.
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And this is the Great Depression,
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which happened during my reign.
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So this is where you get to hang out.
Hey, good time.
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It wasn't easy, but we made do.
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-We handed out oranges and socks.
-[gasps]
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[chuckles]
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Yeah, my grandparents used to tell us
that story to make us feel ungrateful.
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That's what this is about, huh?
Make me feel guilty,
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so I'll go back and do my job.
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No, no, no. Being Santa is not a job.
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You chose the wrong replacement
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because you weren't supposed
to step down yet.
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Okay, well, how was I supposed to know?
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You were supposed to feel it. Here.
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That's acid reflux.
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He deflects a lot.
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I think we all know
that I screwed up, right?
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Which means I'm not the guy to fix this.
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You know, I'm gonna go back to my world
where it's in full color,
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but I am gonna get a tuberculosis test,
just in case.
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They probably got a quick thing
at the pharmacy.
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What is this now?
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Feliz Natal!
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[Scott] Holy Santa.
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-Papai Noel. Uh, I have so many questions…
-[bell tolling]
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Merry Christmas, kids.
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Boy. Where is the mule smell
coming from? Because…
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[growls]
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Krampus!
Listen, how do I get back to Chicago?
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[sighs] The door.
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Okay, great.
Taking kids' toys… always good.
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I guess you gotta do what you gotta do.
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Oh. You troublemakers again.
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-Is this, like, "Santasia"?
-No, it doesn't have a name.
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-"Kringleville."
-No.
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-The "Yule-verse."
-Stop trying to name it.
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You don't remember me, do you?
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[imitates screaming]
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You're the Santa that fell off my roof.
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-[chuckles]
-You here to sue me or something?
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That night on your roof
was not the first time we met.
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♪ Jolly Old Saint Nicholas ♪
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[Scott] Oh.
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♪ Lean your ear this way ♪
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Wow. This is the house I grew up in.
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This is me right here.
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-[gasps]
-[groans]
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[laughs]
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I knew it! You are real!
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[Santa 17] Ho ho ho.
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Scotty Calvin. The boy with the long list.
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You know, Santa doesn't bring you
everything you want.
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The bike isn't for me. It's for Jimmy.
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And the doll is for Angela,
the rosary for Sister Mary,
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and the slow cooker for my parents.
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I thought if I got them what they needed,
they'd believe, like I do.
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Why did you believe in me
when you had never seen me before?
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I felt it in here.
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Like a little whisper.
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Most people forget the magic of Christmas
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and how it makes them feel
like anything is possible.
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So, I'll forget? Like my parents?
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Adults have a harder time believing
in things they can't see.
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But one day, I think that you are going
to make this world a much better place.
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I don't remember any of this.
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Well, you know how it goes.
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You dusted me? I was a little boy.
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This is probably why I'm horrible at math.
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Why didn't you tell me about this?
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Believing is seeing.
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[Scott] Whoa!
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Okay. Where are we now?
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What is this, like, the clubhouse
for the Yule-verse?
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Stop calling it that.
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Oh, look at that! Saint Nicholas of Myra.
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I don't think it looks much like me,
but what are you going to do?
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-Bernard. Now what's this?
-Just pay attention.
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It was never about gifts.
It was about giving!
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Saint Nicholas, his parents died.
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He became quite wealthy,
and then gave all his money away
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-to help those in need--
-I thought I was telling my story.
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[all laugh]
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Anyway, life was hard during that time.
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Parents couldn't always shield the
children from the horrors of the world,
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so I found ways to give back
with food, candy.
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Small joys.
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Life's kindling.
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You gave them what they needed.
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Hope.
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If you'll excuse me,
I've actually got some rounds to finish.
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Oh, you're leaving already?
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[Saint Nicholas]
I've never really been gone, Scott.
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I live through you.
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[echoing]
Remember, it's all about the giving.
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[echoing] The giving.
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Wow.
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Hey, no big deal.
I was just with Saint Nicholas,
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then he disappeared in a puff of smoke
like at an Elton John concert.
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[chuckles] Oh, yes. He is very impressive.
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His undertaking injected true magic
into the world.
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And from that magic emanated
the world of Claus and elves,
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-ethereal beings…
-Wow.
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…who carried on the mission.
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Ethereal?
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-I wondered about that. Am I ethereal?
-Nope.
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You are a regular human man
with many, many faults.
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Each Santa was chosen
to meet the challenges of their times.
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Now, during my final years… [sighs]
…technology was becoming the new magic.
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I thought only a human
could meet the new challenges.
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A special human.
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The clauses were created to guide you.
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The Santa Clause,
the Mrs. Clause, all of 'em.
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If I'd known at the time, I would've
put in the, uh, Less Talking Clause.
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Wait a minute.
I'm here because of an accident.
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I saw you slip off the roof. You fell.
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[chuckles] You think someone yelling,
"Hey," really made me slip and fall?
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[laughs] I'm Santa, baby!
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[laughs] I have been on millions of roofs.
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[laughs]
No Santa's gonna slip off of a roof.
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-[Santa 17 laughs]
-That would be horrible.
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But that-- Wait a minute,
am I the first human Santa?
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I thought a human Santa
could raise his family in the North Pole,
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and perhaps those kids
would inherit the magic of the North,
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making the passing of the torch
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less up to the whims of a bunch
of pompous ethereals.
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My kids don't have any magic powers.
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You sure about that?
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[door opens]
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♪ Jolly Old Saint Nicholas ♪
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Did you show him?
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Show him what?
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[Bernard] I've got a plan here, Papai.
Thank you.
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Give him a moment
to take in the whole Yule-verse.
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Ah! Damn it, now he's got me saying it.
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-[Krampus growls]
-[Santas murmuring]
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[blows]
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Show the North Pole.
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Betty, breaks my heart seeing you
making toys like a common elf.
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No elves are common, Pontoon.
[chuckles] It's fine.
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Look, I even made a nice truck.
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[clattering]
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[Simon] Hey, what's with the lame toys?
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Cody Pugh asked for a truck.
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[Simon] Cody Pugh.
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He doesn't have a NowAccount with us.
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I know. He sent a Christmas list
through the mail.
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The mail? Was he writing from 1987?
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We still have to get
the Christmas orders out.
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As in, like, chimney drops and "ho ho ho"?
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No, no, no. That doesn't quadrate
with our vision anymore.
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-But what--
-No, there's no buts, okay?
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I'm Santa. What I say goes.
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This isn't Christmas, Betty.
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You can't think like that, Pontoon.
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If you lose your hope, you'll disappear.
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You can be as sad as you want
if you wear one of these bad boys.
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[whooshing]
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The elves are disappearing.
Why didn't you lead with that?
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Don't you see?
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Everything is connected
to Christmas spirit,
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going all the way back
to Jolly Old Saint Nicholas.
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I thought I was doing the right thing.
The job was getting difficult.
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I assumed it was me.
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The job has always been difficult.
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I delivered gifts during drought,
colonization.
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-Try the Dark Ages.
-[Santa 17 scoffs]
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Big deal. I had the Great Depression,
World War II, Vietnam,
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and the Star Wars Holiday Special.
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[all groaning]
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-I'm such an idiot.
-Now we're getting somewhere.
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I gotta go back to the North Pole.
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Finally. We were starting
to regret giving a human all this power.
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Yeah, humans always disappoint.
244
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,234
Might I-- Might-- Can I just--
Can I say something?
245
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,987
No, no, no, because it's gonna be mean.
It's gonna be mean.
246
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,239
-None of you were a picnic, okay?
-[sighs]
247
00:10:57,323 --> 00:10:59,742
You all thought you knew the best way
to run things, and you didn't.
248
00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,952
And the elves always picked up your slack.
249
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:06,791
Now, I was against this whole Scott
experiment from the very beginning.
250
00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:08,459
I told you this is gonna be mean.
251
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:11,462
Entrusting the fate of magic
to human hands? [chuckles]
252
00:11:11,545 --> 00:11:14,423
Honestly, that sounded like
the end of the world to me.
253
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,218
-Like totally apocalyptic.
-Ooh. Is there an end to this?
254
00:11:17,301 --> 00:11:22,598
Year after year, I kept expecting
Scott Calvin to flame out.
255
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,226
-To give up. But he always kept going.
-Mmm.
256
00:11:26,143 --> 00:11:29,980
That kid that wanted
to get people what they needed,
257
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:31,482
so that they could believe.
258
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:33,818
Now, you may all have picked him
for the job,
259
00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:36,195
but Scott chose to be Santa.
260
00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,989
The best Santa I ever saw.
261
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,702
-Now, I haven't been around lately…
-[sniffles]
262
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:46,539
…because, uh,
well, I got married, to a human.
263
00:11:46,622 --> 00:11:48,165
-Yeah, look at that.
-[Santas murmuring]
264
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,000
That's Vanessa Redgrave. She's, like, 85.
265
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:53,212
We're several hundred years apart,
but we still find things to talk about.
266
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:55,089
-Now, that's a good couple.
-Congrats.
267
00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:57,883
-[rumbling]
-[clamoring]
268
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,052
All right. [stammers] Time's running out.
269
00:12:00,636 --> 00:12:02,638
That thing's gonna get you back
to the North Pole.
270
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,683
-Right. I gotta stop by my house first.
-I know. Go out the way you came.
271
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:07,727
Listen, you're irritating as usual.
272
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:10,312
I didn't enjoy a single second
of this either, sir.
273
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,397
[Scott] Come on. Anyway.
274
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,024
Can't believe you got married
to an Oscar winner.
275
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,943
Tell her I said "hi." I gotta go.
276
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,278
Well, I gotta run.
277
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,779
Hey. Good, good. Gotta go.
278
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,744
Hey, Krampus.
You doing something new with the horns?
279
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,704
[grunts] Thanks for noticing.
280
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,710
[Carol] Oh. Wait. Scott?
281
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,504
-[Scott sighs]
-What's going on? Where's Bernard?
282
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,715
Uh, about that.
You won't believe where I gotta go.
283
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,803
It brings me no pleasure to report
that if Christmas spirit dips any further,
284
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:45,389
then the delivery system
might stop working altogether.
285
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,017
You said you could run this with science.
286
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,895
I said I can run it with mainly science
and a little bit of magic.
287
00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,062
[buttons click]
288
00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,481
So make more.
289
00:12:53,981 --> 00:12:56,650
[sighs] I can't just make magic.
290
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,111
People would need to believe in magic.
In Christmas.
291
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,280
I'm surprised the system is still working!
292
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,656
[sighs]
293
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,785
There must be some magic source
from within the North Pole. I just--
294
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:07,953
I just can't figure out where it is.
295
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,039
["Jingle Bells" playing]
296
00:13:17,546 --> 00:13:18,422
[Simon] Oh, wow.
297
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,966
[Grace] I was decorating for Mom.
298
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,010
Christmas was always her favorite time.
299
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:27,014
She once told me that she wished
she could bottle that Christmas feeling
300
00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:29,391
so she could use it
on those other days that get you down.
301
00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:32,269
-Christmas Every Day!
-Yes! That's right.
302
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,980
Gosh, I wish she could see all of this
coming true.
303
00:13:35,481 --> 00:13:38,526
She sees us, Dad. She knows.
304
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,364
Christmas decorations.
305
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,784
I know it's July. I just needed it.
306
00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:48,786
I mean, they're perfect.
307
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,288
How are you feeling?
308
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:57,920
Tired, sad, mad, happy…
309
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,217
thankful. You name it.
310
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:08,222
You know, your little girl tried so hard
to stay up for you.
311
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,473
I'm sorry.
312
00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:14,228
Promise me, here,
that you will give Grace the best life.
313
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,106
Oh, come on. I'm gonna give her the world.
314
00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,483
[Grace] Hey, Dad.
315
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,987
If Christmas Every Day is
supposed to make people happy,
316
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,197
why is everyone around here so sad?
317
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,783
Oh, they're not-- No, they're not sad.
318
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:32,162
Uh, it's just that change,
even good change, can be hard at first.
319
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,331
But things will be better
than they were before. You'll see.
320
00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,543
Hey, how about a little marshmallow?
321
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,211
-Oh, no, no, no.
-[groans, spits]
322
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,006
They don't have
the marshmallow ones anymore.
323
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,090
[grunts]
324
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,342
[Scott] So, long story short,
325
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,804
I retired too soon. I hired the wrong guy.
I've gotta go back to the North Pole.
326
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,973
But we were finally gonna have
Christmas together.
327
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,100
We will do it next year.
I promise. I promise.
328
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,269
But we have a life now.
And the kids love it here
329
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,229
and I finally have a name.
330
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,898
And it-- And it's Principal Carol!
331
00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,275
I love it here too,
but as I told you guys,
332
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,778
I spent some time in this realm,
the Yule-verse.
333
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,322
-No, that's a-- [chuckles]
-Huh?
334
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:07,573
That's a terrible name.
335
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,450
-The Yule-verse. Say it. It's beautiful.
-[Sandra] No.
336
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,535
[Carol] Yule--
No, it's even worse the second time.
337
00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:14,830
It should be something like SantaLand.
Or like-- Oh, oh, Sant-lanta.
338
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,124
-Uh-huh.
-Oh, so, what about "Claus-mopolis"?
339
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:19,877
-[Carol] Oh, yeah!
-I like that, but "Chris-Mesopotamia."
340
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,503
-Oh, yeah! Now, that's good.
-That's excellent.
341
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:23,339
That's not excellent.
There's too many syllables--
342
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:28,052
We're off subject. The subject is,
Simon is destroying Christmas spirit.
343
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:32,056
I have felt something was off,
but I thought it was just my acid reflux.
344
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:34,350
It's weird. I've been feeling
the same thing. You know what else?
345
00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,227
The Santas in the Yule-verse, ah, told me,
346
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,188
since you kids were born
at the North Pole,
347
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:41,941
you may have magic powers.
348
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,233
Us?
349
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,654
[all laughing]
350
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,238
[Scott] That was their hope
351
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,618
with the first and only human family
from the North Pole.
352
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:55,829
Okay, no. Back up.
Wha-- You left that part out.
353
00:15:55,913 --> 00:16:00,501
All the clauses,
all of them were created for us.
354
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,128
So, I was the first Mrs. Claus?
355
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,422
I didn't ask.
356
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,340
Of course you didn't.
357
00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,384
So what you're saying is that
358
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,179
we were the first human family
at the North Pole.
359
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:17,601
That we were specifically chosen
for this time.
360
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,021
Well, that changes everything.
We have to go back.
361
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,691
No, that's not-- Listen.
It's too dangerous.
362
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,275
Elves are disappearing. I can't have you--
363
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,486
Elves are disappearing?
You should have led with that!
364
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,780
No. We're part of this. We're going.
365
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,240
All right. Let me think about this.
366
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,034
Um, go get some stuff together.
I will think of a plan down here.
367
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,619
-You're right. Yeah. Okay.
-Cool. Okay.
368
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,788
-[Sandra] What are we gonna get?
-[Cal] We'll be right back.
369
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,039
[Noel] Who wants ice cream?
370
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,165
I didn't eat any.
371
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,334
Some of the cartons
just come already licked clean.
372
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,169
[shushes] Come here. Listen.
373
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,505
-I don't want the family to hear this.
-Okay.
374
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,383
Going to the North Pole.
We're gonna stop Simon.
375
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,635
Now we're talking.
376
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,183
Home. It's so quiet.
377
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,643
Where are the reindeer?
378
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,478
I don't know,
but they left a little gift for me.
379
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,188
-Nice landing spot, Orb.
-[sloshing]
380
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,481
[both laugh]
381
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,984
Listen. We gotta round up
everybody who's still here
382
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,153
and go set Simon straight, okay?
383
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:13,032
Don't be mad,
but I kinda need to find Betty first.
384
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,367
I've realized she's the most important one
in my life.
385
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,454
It's been a little weird
it's been me for so long.
386
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,330
All right. I'll meet you later.
387
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,166
[Carol] I'll grab a couple snacks
from the kitchen!
388
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,835
-Are you guys gonna be warm enough?
-[Cal] I'm good. I'm good. Thank you.
389
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,420
Where's-- Where's Dad?
390
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,838
[Cal] Huh? Where is he?
391
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,758
[Sandra] Uh, I-- I think he left us.
392
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,092
I'm gonna kill him.
393
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,386
-Oh, well, no, Mom, you can't kill Santa…
-[knocking]
394
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,472
…'cause then you'd become Santa,
and how would that work?
395
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,891
-Hi.
-Hey, hey, hey.
396
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,309
Hey, Riley. [chuckles]
397
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,228
-I am so excited about game night.
-[Cal] Hey.
398
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,439
Although, I do hope
that we're not playing Flip the Sheep.
399
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,857
That game led to my parents' divorce.
400
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:51,862
Oh, no. I'm sorry, something's come up.
I'm not sure we can do game night.
401
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,988
Oh. No bigs.
402
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,406
-[chuckles]
-[Carol] Wonderful.
403
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,910
Oh, my gosh, Sandy, cute shirt!
Where is that from?
404
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,244
-Uh…
-[typing]
405
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,038
Found it, ordered it,
should be here any second.
406
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,539
What? Uh, how?
407
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,792
Well, it's Christmas Every Day
with EverythingNow!
408
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,462
With a NowAccount, you just press
Insta-Deliv and bam. Immediate delivery.
409
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,172
-[cell phone dings]
-[chuckles] Oh! It's here.
410
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,053
-[drone whirring]
-[sighs]
411
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,387
Thanks, drone.
412
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,767
-I'm gonna go try this on.
-[Sandra] Sure. Go ahead.
413
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,895
She's gonna look amazing in that.
414
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,147
Christmas Every Day?
415
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,775
This is how
he's destroying Christmas spirit.
416
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,195
And where did all these drones come from?
417
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,114
And how did they get here so quickly?
418
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,865
Oh, through the hole in the sky.
419
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,119
-Hole? There's--
-What?
420
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,787
-There's nothing there.
-[Carol] Uh-uh.
421
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:45,707
I'm telling you, there's a ripple
in the sky, like a vortex.
422
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,502
All the drones are coming from there.
423
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,462
Okay.
424
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,089
He can see what Dad sees.
425
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,717
[chuckles] Okay. We need to get back
to the North Pole to help your dad.
426
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,345
If only we could get back
through that vortex.
427
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:03,684
Um, well, I have an idea,
but you may think I'm crazy.
428
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:07,479
Oh, sweetheart.
Crazy lost all meaning a long time ago.
429
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,566
Betty? Doc? Hazel?
430
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,819
Pudding?
431
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:14,903
Goose?
432
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,989
Bob?
433
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,449
Crumpet!
434
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,160
Noodle? Percy?
435
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,911
Peppermint?
436
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,705
Nougat?
437
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,789
Beans?
438
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,666
Churro?
439
00:19:27,749 --> 00:19:30,752
["Jingle Bells" playing on harp]
440
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:39,678
[door creaks]
441
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,014
That's really pretty, Grace.
442
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,183
Thank you.
443
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,685
It's getting so quiet around here.
444
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,188
Is it true the elves are disappearing?
445
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,274
Yes.
446
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,860
Will they come back?
447
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,114
Elves were born
of Christmas spirit itself.
448
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,241
And it's not as strong as it used to be.
449
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,703
They could be gone forever.
450
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,747
I wanna help. I miss Edie.
451
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,875
[sighs] You just have to believe.
452
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:14,671
Believe with all your heart in the spirit
of Christmas and all that is good.
453
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,048
That's the secret.
454
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,259
I believe, Betty.
And I'll tell my dad too.
455
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,594
He'll definitely wanna help.
456
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,180
I'm sure he will.
457
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,850
I should get back to work.
458
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,315
[door creaks, closes]
459
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:37,152
-["Jingle Bells" continues on harp]
-[sighing]
460
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:42,658
[grunts]
461
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,409
[rustling]
462
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:47,788
[whooshing]
463
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:48,914
[Noel] Betty?
464
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,750
Betty?
465
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,252
Honeybuns?
466
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,672
So I have to go away for a while,
467
00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:00,509
and I can't tell you where,
and I'm not sure when I'll be back.
468
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,680
Wow. [chuckles]
You're just like all the other guys.
469
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,891
I promise you I'm not,
but I can't really get into this--
470
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,059
Wait, what other guys?
471
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:12,854
Just tell me the truth. Whatever it is.
You owe that to me.
472
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,690
Okay. Okay. Um…
473
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:20,779
[sighs] My dad is, or was,
but might be again, Santa Claus.
474
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:24,533
And me and my family have to go back
to the North Pole to save Christmas.
475
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,744
-Goodbye.
-Wait. [sighs]
476
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,747
Listen, I understand
if you never want to talk to me again,
477
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,500
but please just do me
this one favor, okay?
478
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,918
Stay up on Christmas Eve,
479
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,504
and if me and my family make it
through all this,
480
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:42,092
Santa will come down your chimney,
and then you'll see it's really my dad.
481
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:48,557
I don't believe in Santa,
so why would he come down my chimney?
482
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,893
To give your little brother
the Loki Funko Pop he wants.
483
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,479
How do you know that's what he wants?
484
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,984
I don't know. I just-- I just do.
485
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,369
Stop! Invader!
486
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,372
Calm down. Calm down.
Gary, it's me. Look at me.
487
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,457
Listen to my voice.
488
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,709
You look terrible.
489
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,712
I know. I know.
Listen, Christmas is in trouble.
490
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:21,006
I know you pledged your loyalty to Simon,
but I need your help.
491
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,050
That nitwit? [chuckles] Hardly.
492
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,760
Excellent. Excellent. All right.
493
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,096
We're gonna need the old crew
off the toy line.
494
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,182
I'm the only one left, chief.
495
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,100
Okay, well--
496
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,479
I told 'em all to wear these foil caps
so they don't disappear.
497
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:39,441
They laughed at me,
but here I am, at your service.
498
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,485
I'm really happy you're on board.
I need your help.
499
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,569
You know me.
500
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,405
I'll do anything to help you
and save Christmas.
501
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,782
All right, good. Let's go.
502
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:50,535
[stammers] Now?
I'm sort of on my cocoa break.
503
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,329
Hey, Gary, put the cocoa down.
504
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,039
[slurps]
505
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:58,543
Butter, what if I told you
that you could fly like Santa's reindeer?
506
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,961
[Butter nickers] No.
507
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,131
All animals can fly.
They just gotta believe that they can.
508
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:04,800
-[Butter whinnies]
-She can't be serious.
509
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,468
Oh, Cal, don't be a naysayer.
510
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,719
I'm not. The horse is.
511
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,014
She's gonna get us killed.
I cannot die before my first kiss.
512
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,100
-Oh. I-- I believe in Sandra.
-[Butter whinnies]
513
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:14,351
I believe in you both.
514
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,853
Oh, those are real nice last words, Mom.
515
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,981
[Scott] We gotta find Simon
and talk some sense into him.
516
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,109
[Gary] He's not the same Simon you knew.
517
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:25,070
Apparently not. Dude needs a decorator.
What is this?
518
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,447
Can't be that bad of a guy.
He's got this beautiful little tree.
519
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,532
Tinsel's a little off.
520
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,869
-Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey! Hey! Hey!
-I was gonna say, "Don't touch that."
521
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,371
And yet, you didn't.
522
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,540
-[drone] Intruder! Intruder!
-[alarm beeping]
523
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:39,918
Oh, yeah.
Forgot to tell you about these clodpolls.
524
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,462
Don't shoot. We're unarmed.
525
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,048
[whispers]
I can't believe I fell for the Santa trap.
526
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:49,261
[whispers] Me either. Especially because,
technically, you're not Santa anymore.
527
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,722
I wonder if the elves actually disappeared
or they just ran away from you.
528
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:58,353
-Okay. Ready?
-[Carol sighs]
529
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,646
To die? Why not?
530
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,273
Yes, sweetheart.
531
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,941
I was talking to the horse.
532
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,609
[nickers] This seems like a horrible idea.
533
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,405
I gave Butter a pep talk,
but he doesn't seem to be buying it.
534
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:09,990
Oh, what's not to buy?
535
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,660
A plain old horse flying us through a hole
in space that only Cal can see.
536
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,829
The same Cal who flunked his driving test
537
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,039
because he couldn't see
the dozen orange cones.
538
00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,417
[giggles] Let's go!
539
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,503
Come on, Butter. You can do this.
540
00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:24,588
Hi-yah!
541
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,636
Okay, Sandra's clearly better
at driving a sleigh than me,
542
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,848
but maybe we should've taken
two seconds to come up with a plan B?
543
00:24:34,931 --> 00:24:37,726
[shushes] She's doing great.
You're doing great, sweetie.
544
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:38,935
Oh, good Lord.
545
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,563
Is the cell really necessary, Simon?
546
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,939
I came back to save Christmas.
547
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,900
Once we do that,
maybe you and I can sit down.
548
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,985
I can give you a few pointers
on Santa etiquette.
549
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:50,447
Listen, the world doesn't need
your old-school version of Santa anymore.
550
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:53,575
But people need to believe,
and the Christmas spirit is dying.
551
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,495
How can the Christmas spirit be dying
if it's Christmas Every Day?
552
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,039
Well, there's a thinker!
553
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,752
-Fence! Fence, fence, fence, fence!
-[Sandra] Oh. All right.
554
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:08,256
Butter-- Butter, let's fly! Come on!
Come on! Now! Now! Butter!
555
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,550
Butter! I treasure you!
556
00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:12,844
-[Sandra screams, whoops]
-[Butter whinnies]
557
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:16,806
[screaming, whooping]
558
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:17,849
Yes!
559
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,727
You did it! You did it! You did it!
You did it! I knew it.
560
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:23,230
-[Sandra] Cal, uh, where's the opening?
-[Carol sighs]
561
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:27,067
-Cal!
-[Butter whinnies] Cal! Open your eyes!
562
00:25:27,150 --> 00:25:29,736
-Oh! Oh, man. This is happening.
-Right.
563
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:30,946
-Yep.
-Okay.
564
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,489
-You gotta go higher. Higher.
-All right.
565
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:34,908
To the right. And higher. Straight.
566
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:38,370
Higher. Higher! Too high. Too high!
There. There.
567
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,705
-Guys, this is too dangerous. Turn around!
-[Sandra] What?
568
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,416
I can't! It's pulling us in!
It's pulling us in!
569
00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:47,170
[all screaming]
570
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,714
[drone] Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
571
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:50,799
What now?
572
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,093
Think we're running out of time. Look.
573
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,511
[Simon] Hey, where'd you get that?
574
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:56,179
No, wait, hold on. Hold on. Whoa.
575
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,264
[door opens]
576
00:25:57,347 --> 00:26:00,433
You know,
that orb could've gotten us out of here.
577
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:02,102
-[door closes]
-I know.
578
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:07,691
So, what are you in for?