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弊，出事了

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班納

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-有無掛住我呢？
-你怎會在這裡？

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做咩咁大陣仗？

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你點解成個有對尖耳的伯伯咁？

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坦白講，我有點不安

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我已經成 1600 歲

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你又有甚麼藉口？

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有聽過搽保濕霜抗老嗎？

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自從你在北極消失

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展開小精靈出走之旅，我就沒見過你

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-正名叫「走走趯趯」
-是但啦，總之你不再回來

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當年我遇到一個人，是人類

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於是我決定放棄小精靈的恆久青春

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現在我有雙下巴

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無論做幾多次波比跳都不會消失

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不過，很遺憾我不是來閒話家常

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你要有心理準備

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我知，西蒙摧毀聖誕節

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既然你知道，點解無返北極踢走佢？

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始終我不在其位，當年我一開始也亂曬籠

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仲接二連三

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西蒙會慢慢解決的

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你果然沒變，一樣硬頸

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不…你才沒變，一樣不請自來

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令我全家動彈不得，這還是第一次

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你…怎會做到的？

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我有個小法寶，連海獅都一樣定形

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剛才發生甚麼事？

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有事發生？

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班納，嘩，見到你好開心

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佳音，我都好開心見到你，你保養得好好

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等她恢復後，你就大鑊了

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你夠大鑊

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遲早大家都知道你不肯拯救聖誕節

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-我沒有不肯，我是退休了
-理論上我也是

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但拉貝芬娜來找我時

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我有呻過自己要走走趯趯嗎？

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沒有，所以聖誕老人，出手啦

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本來這就是一次意外

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有人從屋頂跣落地，砰！我剛好在場

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你當然會這樣想

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-當時就是這樣了
-夠了

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-我需要你的小法寶
-不行，改變計劃

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司恪，有些東西給你看

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《今個聖誕大件事：歡樂接班人》

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（第五章：橫越聖誕宇宙）

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嘩，顏色呢？

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你的小法寶連加點深啡色都做不到？

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你激到我小腸氣又更嚴重了

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好了，班納，我開始留意到

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這裡好似走入歷史頻道

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-他來了
-誰？

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班納，很開心見到你

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希望你不介意，我帶了好勞嘈的同伴來

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加司恪，「永生」之年見到你真開心

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他最近在自怨自艾

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認為人生所有遭遇都是巧合

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聖誕憂鬱，的確是一種職業危機

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還有，不好意思…

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-你是誰？
-我可以叫我聖誕老人

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但容易造成混亂，畢竟有很多聖誕老人

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我是第 17 任聖誕老人

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大部分人都叫我 17 號

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現在是經濟大蕭條時期

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剛好是我在任的時候

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所以這是你閒逛的地方，未免太開心了吧

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生活不容易，但還能湊合度過

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我們送出橙和襪

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祖父母以前用這個故事令我們慚愧不知足

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這就是你的目的？令我有罪疚感

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讓我會回去繼續工作

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不…聖誕老人不是工作

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你選錯接班人

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因為你還不應該卸任

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好吧，我怎會知道？

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你應該感受，用這裡

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這裡會胃酸倒流

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他最喜歡乘機扮無事

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我諗大家都知道我試過砸禍聖誕

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由我來補救不太適合

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我要回去我的全彩色世界

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到時我會做結核病測試，無謂染病

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藥房可能有快速測試套裝

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又搞咩？

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聖誕快樂

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嘩，聖誕老人

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巴西聖誕老人，我有很多問號…

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聖誕快樂，小朋友

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嘩，怎會有陣臭味？因為…

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聖誕妖怪坎卜斯，喂喂，我點返芝加哥？

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那扇門

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好極，你同細路爭玩具…好嘢

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有些事情還是要做

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又是你兩個煩人

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-這是「聖誕夢幻樂園」？
-這裡沒有名字

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-「聖誕村莊」？
-不是

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-「聖誕宇宙」
-不要再亂改名了

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你不記得我了吧？

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你是在我屋頂跣親的聖誕老人

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你來是要告我嗎？

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屋頂當晚不是我們初次見面

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嘩，這是我長大的地方

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這就是我

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我就知道，真的有聖誕老人

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加司恪，禮物清單幾呎長的小朋友

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要知道聖誕老人不會有求必應

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單車不是我要的，是送給占美的

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公仔給安祖娜，玫瑰經念珠給瑪利亞修女

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慢煮鍋送給爸媽

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只要他們拿到禮物，就會跟我一樣相信你

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你從未見過我，為何會相信我？

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我這裡感覺得到

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好像一把小聲音

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大部分人都忘記聖誕的魔法

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可以令他們覺得凡事皆可能

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所以我也會像爸媽一樣忘記？

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成年人較難相信肉眼看不到的事物

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但總有一日，我信你會令世界變得更美好

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我完全不記得

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你也知道程序的

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你給我灑天使塵？我還是小朋友

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可能我的數學才會這麼差

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你為甚麼沒告訴我？

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眼見為真

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好了，我們在哪裡？

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這是甚麼？聖誕宇宙的俱樂部？

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不要再亂改名了

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看，是米拉城的聖尼古拉

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我覺得與本人不太相似，但唯有硬食

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-班納，又搞邊科？
-你留心就夠了

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根本從來都無關禮物，重點是奉獻

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聖尼古拉，父母雙亡

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後來生活富庶，於是捐獻全副身家

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-幫助有需要的…
-仲以為是我講自己的生平

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總之，當年生活艱難

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天下父母無法一直保護兒女避開世途險惡

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所以我找方法回饋食物、糖果

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小小的幸福

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點起生命之光

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你給了他們需要的東西

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希望

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話說我還有地方要去，失陪

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你這麼快就走？

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我從來都沒有真正離開

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你就繼承了我的遺志

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記住，重點在於奉獻

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奉獻

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嘩

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沒甚麼大不了，剛好遇到聖尼古拉而已

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然後他化作輕煙消失，好似艾頓莊演唱會

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對，他教人一見難忘

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他的承諾為世界帶來真正魔法

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魔法就締造了聖誕老人和小精靈的世界

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-都是長生不死的生物…
-嘩

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負責執行任務

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長生不死？

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-難道我也是長生不死？
-不是

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你是一個有許多缺點的普通人類

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每個獲任命的聖誕老人都要迎接時代挑戰

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我在任最後幾年，科技成為嶄新的魔法

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我認為只有人類可以迎接這些新挑戰

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一個特別的人類

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於是有聖誕條款，為你指引

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聖誕條款、聖誕夫人條款等全部都是

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有早知的話，我肯定加上「少說話條款」

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等等，我做聖誕老人純屬意外

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我明明見到你跣落屋頂，你跌下來

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你以為有人大叫「喂」真是會令我跣親？

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我可是聖誕老人，傻仔

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我走過幾百萬個屋頂

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咁又係，聖誕老人跣落屋頂就太慘了

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不過…所以我是第一個人類聖誕老人？

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我認為人類聖誕老人可以在北極成家

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子女就有可能會繼承北極的魔法

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薪火相傳

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不用靠一班長生不死的人憑心水任命

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我的兒女沒有魔法能力

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你肯定？

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你讓他看了沒有？

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你指甚麼？

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我有全盤計劃，不勞你費心了

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給他一點時間消化聖誕宇宙

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弊，他累我一時口快快

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展示北極

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貝蒂，見你像普通小精靈做玩具令我心痛

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龐通，沒有所謂普通小精靈，我沒事

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你看，我還做了精美的貨車

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這種普通玩具是怎麼回事？

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哥迪標想要玩具貨車

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哥迪標

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他沒有申請快妥帳戶

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我知道，他寄信來，寫了聖誕禮物願望

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寄信？他身處 1987 年嗎？

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我們還是要滿足他們的願望

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你指從煙囪入屋，大叫「呵呵呵」？

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不…這不再符合我們的願景

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-不過…
-沒有「不過」，聽到嗎？

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我是聖誕老人，我話事

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貝蒂，這樣根本不是聖誕節

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你不能這樣想

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如果你失去希望，就會消失

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只要戴著這種帽子，想幾傷心都可以

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小精靈逐個消失，你唔一早講？

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你看不到嗎？

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一切都與聖誕氣氛環環相扣

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一直聯繫到聖尼古拉

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我還以為自己沒做錯，這項工作更難了

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看來問題出在我

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這份工作從來都困難

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我在乾旱、殖民時期派送禮物

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試過黑暗時代再講

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好叻咩？我經歷過大蕭條、二戰、越戰

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仲有《星球大戰狂歡會》

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-我真是蠢材
-終於有點進展

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我要回去北極

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終於等到，本來開始後悔給人類力量了

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對，人類總是教人失望

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我…我可以說句話嗎？

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不可以…肯定是踩多腳…

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你們全部都好難服侍，知道嗎？

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你們自以為善於執行任務，但根本不是

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每次都是小精靈執手尾

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我一開始就反對找司恪做這場實驗

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我都話會踩多腳啦

226
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把魔法的命運交託到人類手上？

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坦白講，同世界末日無分別

228
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徹徹底底的世界末日

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到底踩夠未？

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每年我都諗住加司恪會無曬火

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決定放棄，但他依然繼續努力

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他小時候想為人拿到所需的禮物

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令他們重燃信心

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你們都挑選了他擔此重任

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但終究是他選擇成為聖誕老人

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是我見過最出色的聖誕老人

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我好一段時間沒來了

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因為我娶了一個人類

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你們看

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她叫雲妮莎烈姬芙，85 歲

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我們的年紀相差幾百年，但仍然有話題

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-真是一對璧人
-恭喜恭喜

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好了，時間無多

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這個法寶會帶你回到北極

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-好，但我要先回家
-我知道，原路折返吧

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聽我講，你同以前一樣難頂

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陪你走這一趟，我無一秒開心過

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不過還是攬一攬吧

249
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沒想到你居然娶了金像獎得主

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幫我向她問好，我要走了

251
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我要快點出發

252
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好…走了

253
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,744
坎卜斯，你的角好像不同了？

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謝謝你留意到

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等等，司恪

256
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怎麼回事？班納呢？

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關於這點，你肯定估唔到我要去邊

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很遺憾向你報告，如果聖誕氣氛再下跌

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派送系統也會停止運作

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你說過可以用科學操作系統

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我是說以科學為主，配合一點魔法

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那就做多點魔法

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我不能憑空生出魔法

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而是人們要相信魔法，相信聖誕

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系統仍然運作已屬意料之外

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北極肯定有產生魔法的地方，我只是…

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偏偏找不到在哪裡

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（媽媽的聖誕歌單）

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嘩

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我為媽媽佈置

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聖誕是她最喜歡的日子

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她對我說過希望把聖誕感覺裝到瓶裡

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等不開心時，可以用來提起心情

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-日日過聖誕
-沒錯

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她看到夢想成真的一天就好了

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她在天上看著我們，她會知道

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聖誕裝飾

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我知道現在是七月，我就是要佈置

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我意思是很漂亮

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你感覺還好嗎？

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疲累、傷感、生氣、幸福…

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感恩，五味雜陳

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女兒很努力等你回來

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對不起

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答應我，你會給桂絲最好的生活

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信我，我會給她全世界

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爸爸

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如果日日過聖誕本應讓人幸福

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為何這裡的小精靈都很傷感？

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他們…不是傷感

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只是改變…就算是好改變，最初也難適應

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但將來肯定好過以前，你遲早就知

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不如吃點棉花糖吧

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不…

295
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,006
現在沒有棉花糖枕頭了

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長話短說

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我太早退休，請錯了人，所以要回北極

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但難得終於可以齊人過聖誕

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00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,100
我們來年一齊過，我答應你們

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00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,269
但我們在這裡生活，而且仔女都鍾意

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我也終於有名有姓

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叫做佳音校長

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我也喜歡這裡，但我對你們說過了

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00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,778
我去了神奇國度，叫聖誕宇宙

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00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,573
不…這個名太老套了

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00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,283
-聖誕宇宙，說吧，好好聽
-好聽就假

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聖…再講都是好老套

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應該叫聖誕樂園，或者叫…聖特蘭大

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00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,124
不如叫聖誕大都會

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-好！
-我喜歡，不過更喜歡聖誕不達米亞

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-這個幾好
-改得好

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根本就不好，太多音節了…

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我們離題了，重點是西蒙破壞聖誕氣氛

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我就覺得有點不妥，但以為只是胃酸倒流

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奇怪，我也有這種感覺，還有一件事

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00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,227
在聖誕宇宙…聽埋先，一眾聖誕老人說

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00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,188
你們兩兄妹在北極出生

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可能有魔法能力

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我們？

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00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,238
他們把希望寄託到

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00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:52,618
北極第一個、也是唯一的人類家庭

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不…返轉頭，你漏了一部分

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00:15:55,913 --> 00:16:00,501
所有聖誕條款都是因為我們才出現

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00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:03,128
所以我是第一任聖誕夫人？

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00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,422
咁我又無問

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00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,340
都估到

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00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:08,384
所以你是指…

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00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:12,179
我們是北極第一個人類家庭

329
00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:17,601
我們是因為這個時代而獲選中

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這就有別從前了，我們要回去

331
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,691
不…聽著，情況太危險了

332
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,275
小精靈不斷消失，我不可以害你們…

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00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:27,486
小精靈消失？你唔一早講？

334
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:29,780
不，我們是一家人，一定要去

335
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,240
好吧，等我想想

336
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,034
大家收拾行李，我在這裡想個計劃

337
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,619
-沒錯，好
-無問題

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00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,371
-我們要帶甚麼？
-很快就回來

339
00:16:37,871 --> 00:16:39,039
有人想食雪糕嗎？

340
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:40,165
我無偷食㗎

341
00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,334
有幾桶買完就發現被人舔乾淨了

342
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,169
過來，聽我講

343
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,505
-我不想家人聽到
-好

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00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,383
我們去北極，阻止西蒙

345
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,635
咁先係㗎嘛

346
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:58,183
回到家了，好安靜

347
00:16:58,267 --> 00:16:59,643
馴鹿呢？

348
00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,478
不知道，但牠們留下禮物給我

349
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,188
真識得揀位降落

350
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,984
聽著，我們要召集所有還在的人

351
00:17:07,067 --> 00:17:09,153
然後要西蒙痛改前非，知道嗎？

352
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:13,032
不要生氣，但我要先找貝蒂

353
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,367
我發現她是我畢生最重要的人

354
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:18,454
心情複雜，明明本來是我

355
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,330
好了，轉頭再見

356
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,957
我在廚房拿了一些零食

357
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,835
-你們會夠暖嗎？
-沒問題…謝謝關心

358
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,420
爸爸呢？

359
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,838
人呢？

360
00:17:27,921 --> 00:17:30,758
他…沒有等我們

361
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,092
他死定了

362
00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:34,386
媽媽，你不能殺死聖誕老人

363
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,472
否則你就要接任，咁點搞？

364
00:17:37,139 --> 00:17:38,891
-你好
-喂

365
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:40,309
喂，葦莉

366
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,228
-我好期待桌遊之夜
-喂

367
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,439
不過，希望我們不是玩轉轉綿羊

368
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:46,857
爸媽玩完後就離婚了

369
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:51,862
很遺憾，我們有急事，今晚未必可以玩

370
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:52,988
沒關係

371
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,406
太好了

372
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:57,910
嘩，珊珊，你件衫好靚，邊度買的？

373
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:01,038
我找到了，剛落單，應該很快送到

374
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,539
吓？怎樣做到？

375
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,792
快妥公司舉行「日日過聖誕」

376
00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:08,462
有了快妥帳戶，撳「即送」後馬上送貨

377
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,172
送到了

378
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:13,967
（日日過聖誕即送服務）

379
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:17,387
謝謝無人機

380
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,767
-我要馬上試試
-好，隨便

381
00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,895
她穿了肯定很可愛

382
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,147
日日過聖誕？

383
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:29,775
他就是這樣破壞聖誕氣氛

384
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:33,195
這些無人機都從哪裡來？

385
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,114
怎會這麼快就來到？

386
00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:36,448
透過天空的洞口

387
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:41,036
-洞口？上面甚麼沒有
-甚麼？

388
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:45,707
我是說天空中有處波紋，好像渦旋

389
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,502
所有無人機都從那裡來

390
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,462
好

391
00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,089
他看到爸爸見到的東西

392
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:55,717
好，我們要回到北極幫你爸爸

393
00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,345
前提是我們可以循渦旋回去

394
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:03,684
我有計，但你們可能會覺得好癲

395
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:07,479
乖女，這個詞語好耐之前已經不足以形容

396
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:10,566
貝蒂？醫生？海素？

397
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,819
布甸？

398
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:14,903
雁兒？

399
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,989
阿寶？

400
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,449
熱香餅？

401
00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,160
拉麵？佩斯？

402
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,911
薄荷糖？

403
00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,705
鳥結糖？

404
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:25,789
豆豆？

405
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,666
油炸鬼？

406
00:19:40,554 --> 00:19:42,014
好靚，桂絲

407
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,183
謝謝

408
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,685
這裡變得好安靜

409
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,188
小精靈真的不斷消失嗎？

410
00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,274
是真的

411
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:54,860
他們何時會回來？

412
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,114
聖誕氣氛孕育了小精靈

413
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,241
但氣氛已經不如從前

414
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,703
小精靈可能會永遠消失

415
00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,747
我想幫忙，我掛住伊迪

416
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,875
你只需要相信

417
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:14,671
全心全意相信聖誕節就可以了

418
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,048
這就是秘密

419
00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:19,259
貝蒂，我相信，我也會告訴爸爸

420
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,594
他一定會想幫忙

421
00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:23,180
肯定是

422
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:26,850
我要回去做事了

423
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:48,914
貝蒂？

424
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,750
貝蒂？

425
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,252
蜜糖包？

426
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,672
我要離開一陣子

427
00:20:56,755 --> 00:21:00,509
我不能透露地點，也不肯定何時回來

428
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,680
嘩，你和其他男仔一樣

429
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,891
我保證我不是，但我不能詳細解釋…

430
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,059
等等，其他男仔？

431
00:21:09,142 --> 00:21:12,854
你說吧，甚麼都好，你欠我一個解釋

432
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,147
好啦…

433
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:20,779
我爸爸是…以前是…可能將來仍是聖誕老人

434
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:24,533
我和家人要回去北極拯救聖誕

435
00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,244
-再見
-等等

436
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,747
聽我講，如果你不想再和我說話，我明

437
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:33,500
但請你幫我一個忙，好嗎？

438
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,918
平安夜當晚不要睡覺

439
00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,504
如果我和家人度過難關

440
00:21:38,171 --> 00:21:42,092
聖誕老人會從煙囪入屋，你就知是我爸爸

441
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:48,557
我不相信聖誕老人，他又怎會來？

442
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,893
他會來送你弟弟想要的洛基公仔

443
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,479
你怎會知道他想要甚麼？

444
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:58,984
我也不知道，我…總之就是知道

445
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,116
（神靈局）

446
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:08,744
咪郁！有入侵者！

447
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,828
（樹枝噴射器）

448
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:12,372
冷靜點…加里，是我，你看清楚

449
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,457
認真聽我的聲音

450
00:22:14,082 --> 00:22:15,709
你個樣好殘

451
00:22:15,792 --> 00:22:18,712
我知…聽著，聖誕節有難了

452
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:21,006
我知道你承諾忠於西蒙，但我要你幫忙

453
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:23,050
西蒙這個蠢材？佢就想

454
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,760
好極…好了

455
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:28,096
你舊日的部隊要離開玩具生產線

456
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,182
只剩下我而已，大佬

457
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,100
好吧，咁…

458
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:35,479
我叫他們戴錫紙帽，免得消失

459
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:39,441
他們還恥笑我，但我仍在這裡，為你效勞

460
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,485
我很開心有你加入，我需要你幫忙

461
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,569
你瞭解我

462
00:22:42,652 --> 00:22:45,405
我會不惜一切幫你，拯救聖誕

463
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,782
那就好了，走吧

464
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:50,535
而家？我仲飲緊熱朱古力

465
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,329
加里，飲少陣

466
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:58,543
牛油，如果我話你可以像馴鹿飛翔呢？

467
00:22:58,627 --> 00:22:59,961
不行

468
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,131
所有動物都可以飛，只要相信定能飛

469
00:23:03,924 --> 00:23:06,468
-她不是認真的吧
-卡爾，不要懷疑了

470
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,719
不是我懷疑，是馬

471
00:23:08,303 --> 00:23:11,264
這次死定了，我未試過初吻，我未想死

472
00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:14,351
我相信珊卓娜，相信你們兩個

473
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,853
媽媽，這句遺言好感動

474
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,981
我們要找西蒙，要他撥亂反正

475
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,109
他已經不是你認識的西蒙了

476
00:23:22,192 --> 00:23:23,026
（快妥公司）

477
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,070
你又啱，居然佈置得這麼肉酸，搞邊科？

478
00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:27,447
聖誕樹好靚，我諗佢壞極都有個譜

479
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:28,532
裝飾有點歪了

480
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,869
-喂喂喂…
-我正想叫你不要碰

481
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,371
但你始終無講

482
00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,540
有入侵者…

483
00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:39,918
對了，我也忘了提到這班蠢材

484
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,462
不要開槍，我們沒有武器

485
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:45,048
我居然中了聖誕陷阱

486
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:49,261
我也很意外，尤其是你已經不是聖誕老人

487
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:52,722
到底小精靈是消失，還是只想賣甩你？

488
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,936
好，準備好未？

489
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,646
準備送死？來來來

490
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:01,273
準備好，乖女

491
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,941
其實我是和馬仔說話

492
00:24:03,024 --> 00:24:04,609
這個想法似乎萬萬不妥

493
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:08,405
我已經安撫牛油，但他似乎很懷疑

494
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:09,990
有甚麼好懷疑的？

495
00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:13,660
找普通馬載我們飛過只得卡爾看到的洞口

496
00:24:13,743 --> 00:24:15,829
卡爾之前考車仲要肥佬

497
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,039
因為他看不到眼前有成打橙色雪糕筒

498
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,417
出發吧

499
00:24:21,376 --> 00:24:23,378
來，牛油，你一定做得到

500
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:31,636
珊卓娜好明顯比我擅長操控雪橇

501
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:34,848
但或者應該停一停，諗一諗後備計劃？

502
00:24:35,432 --> 00:24:37,726
她做得好好，你也是，乖

503
00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:38,935
上天保佑

504
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,563
真的有必要收監嗎？西蒙

505
00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,939
我是回來拯救聖誕

506
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,900
等我們成功後，或者我們可以坐下來

507
00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:46,985
等我醒你幾個作為聖誕老人的禮儀

508
00:24:47,068 --> 00:24:50,447
聽住，世界不再需要你這種老派聖誕老人

509
00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:53,575
但世人仍要相信，而且聖誕氣氛所餘無幾

510
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:56,495
日日過聖誕，聖誕氣氛怎會所餘無幾？

511
00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,039
這句話值得思考

512
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,752
-前面有圍欄…
-好

513
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:08,256
牛油，起飛吧，加油…就趁現在飛吧

514
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,550
牛油，我錫曬你

515
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:17,849
太好了

516
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,727
你做到了…我一早就知道

517
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,812
卡爾，洞口呢？

518
00:25:23,855 --> 00:25:24,981
卡爾

519
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,067
卡爾，張開眼睛

520
00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:29,736
-居然成功了
-對

521
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:30,946
-對
-好吧

522
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,489
-你要飛高點…
-好了

523
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:34,908
右邊，再高一點，直飛

524
00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:38,370
高一點…太高了…就在那裡

525
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:40,705
-太危險了，調頭
-甚麼？

526
00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:43,416
我做不到，洞口扯我們進去了…

527
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,714
警告，有入侵者…

528
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:50,799
又點呀？

529
00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:53,093
我們時間無多了，看

530
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:54,511
你在哪裡拿的？

531
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:56,179
等等

532
00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,433
話說，其實波波可以帶我們離開這裡

533
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:02,102
我知道

534
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:07,691
話說，你因乜解究入嚟？

535
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,330
（角色來自李奧賓勳努迪及史提夫屈力）

536
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,415
（編劇之作《今個聖誕大件事》）

537
00:27:40,116 --> 00:27:42,118
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