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[Simon, reading]
"'Twas the night before Christmas,
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and all through the house
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Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse
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[together] The stockings were hung..."
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"Stockings were hung
by the chimney with care,
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In hopes that St. Nicholas
soon would be there
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The children were nestled
all snug in their beds
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While visions of sugar plums
danced in their heads"
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[La Befana humming]
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A little bit of this,
and a little poof of that.
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Ooh. [gasps]
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Hoopiddy, doopiddy, hoopiddy,
doopiddy, hoopiddy, gah!
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I love soup season!
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Mmm.
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[gasps, exclaims in Italian]
The Calvins are back!
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Oh, Mr. Coat,
it is time for you to go home!
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What?
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[speaking Italian]
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Uh-oh!
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[gasps]
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It's a sneaky, sneaky, sneaky coat.
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- [choir harmonizing]
- [theme playing]
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[grunts]
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[harmonizing continues]
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["Jingle Bells" plays]
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[Butter grunts]
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How did a horse get here?
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[drones approach]
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Find whoever was in this thing!
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His drones are so cool.
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[stammers] I mean, they would be,
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if they weren't being used
to try to destroy everything good.
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You chew so loudly.
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[neighs]
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Okay, let's go help your dad.
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Be careful and don't get caught.
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Only suckers get caught!
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[Gary] That's when I realized
I just let the love of my life fly away.
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It got so dark.
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[chuckles] Trust me, it only gets worse.
The year? 1691--
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No, no, the Christmas Spirit Orb.
Did you see how dark it was getting?
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Speaking of seeing, you're probably
wondering what happened to my eye.
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No. Did you notice Simon didn't
even look like Santa Claus?
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He didn't have that gorgeous belly,
the beard and everything.
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That means the Santa-fication process
hasn't begun.
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He hasn't put the coat on yet!
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- He hasn't put the coat on.
- I just said that.
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No, I'm telling you,
he lost the coat his very first day.
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It was a whole hullabaloo.
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That's how we fix this.
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He's not officially Santa
without the coat on.
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So we just find that coat,
we can change all of this.
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[shushes, clears throat]
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Do you think that drone can hear us?
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Hey, drone!
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Did you hear our plan about getting to
the Santa coat before Simon does?
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[beeps]
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Yeah, it heard.
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Really?
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Whoever controls the Santa coat,
controls the North Pole.
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Oh, that stupid coat.
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Uh, thank you, EN-52,
you've been most helpful.
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I'm EN-51.
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Drones, bring me the Santa coat.
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Daddy!
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- I got you something!
- Hey, not now, sweetie. Okay?
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Daddy is this close to getting
everything he's ever wanted.
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We've ever wanted.
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Don't you already have everything?
I mean, you're Santa Claus.
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Listen, honey. There's nothing wrong
with wanting more. All right?
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Daddy wants to be bigger than Santa Claus.
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But there are these bad guys
that are trying to stop him.
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Why don't you do me a favor?
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Go to your room and stay there.
Stay there until this is all over.
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But-- But maybe if they saw my gift,
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they wouldn't be bad anymore
and believe in the magic of Christmas.
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Hey, will you just go?
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I'm so sick of hearing about
the magic of Christmas!
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[Simon sighs]
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[Noel] ♪ We wish you a Betty Christmas
We wish you a Betty Christmas ♪
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♪ We wish you a Betty Christmas
And a Betty New Year ♪
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- [Sandra] Um?
- [Carol] Aw.
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- Watch your head.
- Hmm?
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- Yep.
- [grunting]
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- Okay. Okay.
- Just used to real-world doors.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm. Okay.
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Noel, we came to help you save Christmas.
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Who cares about Christmas?
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Betty's gone and there are no more elves.
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Oh, sweetheart, I am so sorry,
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but you have to believe
we can get them back.
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Noel, we can't find my dad anywhere.
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He's-- He's close. I can-- I can sense it.
But I feel he's trapped.
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[gasps] Trapped? [distorted] Not my Santa!
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All right. Let's go. Follow me.
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- Head!
- [grunts]
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- All right. All right.
- You're all right. Okay.
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- [Cal grunting]
- [Carol shushing]
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[Gary playing tune on kazoo]
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- Scott! Thank goodness.
- [playing stops]
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- I thought you were being tortured.
- I am being tortured. I am.
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But it's so good to see all of you!
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Some of us more than others though, right?
You don't have to say who.
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How di-- How did you get here?
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Your Santa ghost friends were right.
We do have powers.
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I knew it! I knew it.
Well, use your powers.
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- Can you get us outta here?
- No.
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But Sandra can speak to animals,
and I can see holes in the sky.
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Uh, fun, interesting, anti-climagic
'cause we're still stuck in here.
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You know you could just eat your way out?
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The bars are made of licorice.
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[sniffs]
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Why didn't you tell me that?
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I thought we were bonding.
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Bonding? With my Santa?
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- [both grunting]
- Hey, hey. Hey, Noel, Noel!
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Buddy. Noel, Noel! Buddy!
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[gasps]
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Noel, you nitwit!
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I promise I will come back and haunt you!
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Look, your dumb hat didn't even work.
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You're still here.
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[elongated] Oh.
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- [Sandra] Oh, no.
- Okay.
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We can all point fingers later.
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But first...
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bon appétit.
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[groans]
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Come here, coat!
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Come out, come out, wherever you are,
you stupid, idiotic coat!
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Hey, drones, um.
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I'll give a million dollars
to the drone who finds the coat.
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[drone on comm]
Money has no meaning to us.
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[groans] Stupid drones.
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Your finger was on the button,
so we heard that.
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Sorry. Hey, uh, any sign of the intruders?
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[drone on comm] No. But if you need
foot soldiers, we know where to find some.
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Foot soldiers?
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[plays Christmas carol]
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[lock clicks]
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[door creaking]
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[groans, grunts]
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- [Carol] Oh. [sighs]
- There we go.
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- Not bad. Thank you, everybody.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Easy as pie, right?
- That was not as easy as pie.
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I'm gonna need about ten minutes.
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Really? I've been getting hungrier.
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- I like it.
- [Noel] Huh.
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Hey, look, the key was right here.
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- Noel!
- Noel!
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You looked everywhere but on the desk?
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- Really?
- All right. We gotta find the coat.
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It's close by. I can-- I can feel it.
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I know, me too.
I was just thinking about that.
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You and I gotta have a conversation
about this, but not now.
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Most important thing is to find that coat.
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And I say we'd do better
if we all split up. Let's go.
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- [Sandra] Oh, no.
- Dibs on Santa Scott!
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Ooh!
Are there any red licorice jail cells?
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Oh, those would be so good.
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Ooh!
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Oh, wow.
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Okay. [sighs]
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[creature] Sandra, is that you?
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Yes, yes, it's really me, Lewis.
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You understand me?
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[chuckles] I've always understood you,
but yes, I can talk to animals now.
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Which is both a dream and a nightmare
because some of y'all talk a lot.
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Mm-mmm. [laughs]
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Anyways, I really do wanna catch up.
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But first I need your help finding
the Santa coat before Simon gets it
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and ruins Christmas.
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- [Lewis] Okay.
- Come on.
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- Come on, Lewis.
- [Lewis] Coming!
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Let's go.
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[drone engines humming]
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Oh?
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Oh, hey, fellas.
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Tell us where the coat is or we'll shoot.
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I-I don't know where it is,
but I-I can kinda feel it's nearby, but--
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Just like how I feel
that you're not bad drones.
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You're-- You're just programmed that way.
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Do not try to distract us
with tender feelings.
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Sorry you feel this way.
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You were built to deliver joy
to this world.
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It-- It must be difficult.
No drone deserves that.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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[objects smashing, clattering]
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Hey! [laughs]
Oh, I remember you and your dumb faces!
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[drone] Nothing to worry about.
This unknown woman poses no threat.
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Unknown woman?
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How dare you.
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[pop song plays]
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Ah.
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[grunts]
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Oh, no.
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Do you know who I am?
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Ha!
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They call me Mrs. Claus!
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[pop song ends]
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Okay.
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Living in the real world has been
an eye-opening experience.
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And I learned that everyone
is going through something.
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So, the best you can do
is just to sit back and listen.
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So, go ahead.
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You get built and then you wind up
at the North Pole,
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and you think you hit the jackpot.
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-But-- But--
- It's okay, little buddy. I know.
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- [Cal] Let it out. Yeah.
- What the--
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A-Are you talking to the drones?
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They prefer UAVs, but yeah.
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We're here to find the coat.
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[drone] We can help you find the coat.
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Huh?
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You turned them friendly?
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They're very considerate
when you get to know them.
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The coat!
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[both] It's here!
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Whoa, whoa. Hey, what happened here?
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[sighs]
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The Chicago way.
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Dad! There's the coat.
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[Sandra] Oh, my gosh.
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What the smoke monster?
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[Carol] Where have I seen this before?
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[Scott] I know what this is.
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It is me, La Befana!
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Also, I am very dizzy.
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[chuckles]
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Ha!
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Later. [speaks Italian]
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- [drone] Oops. My bad.
- [Sandra] Okay.
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- [Sandra] La Befana.
- Son of a biscotti!
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Thank you, nutty witch lady.
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- Oh.
- So, Scott, help me understand.
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You need this dusty old coat
so that you can become Santa
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- and drive me out of business, huh?
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
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You destroy that coat,
you-you-you'll kill Christmas.
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- Kill it?
- Yeah!
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Really? I'm the good guy here, okay?
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I single-handedly saved Christmas
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by allowing people to get everything
they want every day.
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It's not about getting,
it-it's about the giving.
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I think you're worried
that when people hear "Christmas,"
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they're gonna remember my name, not yours.
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[grunts, gasps]
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All right. You know what?
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,498
You actually still think
you're a nice guy?
250
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,458
To the fireplace with you.
251
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:14,293
[Grace] Daddy?
252
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,421
Are you the bad guy?
253
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,341
What? No. No, Grace.
254
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,510
I'm-I'm creating something better for us.
255
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,386
Okay, honey? This is all for you.
256
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,096
And no, he's not a bad guy.
257
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,267
Even the best dads can lose our way.
258
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:37,274
Grace, what would be
the best possible Christmas gift to you?
259
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,654
To spend time with my dad.
He barely has time for me anymore.
260
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,738
Hey...
261
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:49,119
I think you're just about to give him
the best gift ever.
262
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,922
If you shake it, it shows
your favorite Christmas memories.
263
00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:04,134
Oh, honey.
264
00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:08,055
That's the first Christmas after Mom, uh--
265
00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,185
I didn't know what I was doing,
so I tried to do everything.
266
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,311
We were together.
267
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:16,480
That's when I knew we were gonna be okay.
268
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:22,027
Promise me, here,
you'll give Grace the best life.
269
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:23,988
Oh, come on. I'm gonna give her the world.
270
00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:26,657
She needs a dad. That's all.
271
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,410
[sighs]
272
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,705
Yeah, you-- you're right.
Grace needs a dad.
273
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:43,966
Grace. I'm sorry, honey. I'm so, so sorry.
274
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,468
Can you ever forgive me?
275
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,553
[sighs]
276
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:51,432
If you give the coat back
to the real Santa.
277
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,516
[chuckles]
278
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,060
Oh? You mean this coat?
279
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,437
[chuckles]
280
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,647
[rumbling]
281
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:00,024
Where's the Orb? Where's the Orb?
282
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:01,984
Uh, I-- I don't know. I lost it somewhere.
283
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:04,862
[Scott]
Oh, God. Come on! We gotta find that Orb.
284
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,656
[Cal] Oh, guys!
285
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,533
[Scott] Come on. Look for the Orb.
286
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,577
Whoa. Mrs. John Wick was here.
287
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,454
Well, I have some untapped emotion.
288
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:14,872
No. No. No.
289
00:15:16,540 --> 00:15:18,000
Oh, no.
290
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,168
- [Carol] Oh.
- I'm too late.
291
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,003
This is all my fault.
292
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,632
If you mean going loco
and almost destroying Christmas, yes.
293
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,467
But this is on me.
294
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,722
I let a slight hardship
get the better of me.
295
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,100
I became aware that the world's
becoming more challenging,
296
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,686
and instead of stepping up,
I stepped down.
297
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,272
How do you expect other people
to hold on to the Christmas Spirit
298
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,441
when I let it go myself?
299
00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:45,319
The buck stops here.
300
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,196
[Simon] Oh, right, uh, uh, sorry.
301
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:49,573
Speaking of the buck,
the reindeer stopped flying.
302
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:51,033
Not good timing.
303
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,368
- I'm on a roll.
- Okay.
304
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:57,748
It took moving to the real world
to know what Santa meant to me.
305
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,917
And I took that gift, and worse yet,
306
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:03,629
the gift of this beautiful family
and the magic here, for granted.
307
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:04,880
Oh, Scott.
308
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,257
- I did.
- [Sandra] Oh, Dad. Dad. Dad.
309
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:10,344
Noel, you're in this family. Come on.
310
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:11,971
[Carol, Sandra chuckles]
311
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,847
Oh, La Befana, come on!
312
00:16:13,847 --> 00:16:15,099
Oh!
313
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,601
Choksis, both of you. Let's go. Let's go.
314
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:21,021
It's the best we could do.
The best we could.
315
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,815
We tried.
316
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,193
[all murmuring, moaning]
317
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,154
- Whoa! Something wild is happening.
- [Carol] Yeah, I can feel it.
318
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:30,781
- Stand back, stand back.
- [Sandra] Me too.
319
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,450
[gasps]
320
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,036
[Carol, Sandra, Noel gasps]
321
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:39,832
Gary! [chuckles] You're alive!
322
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,458
I'll pie you!
323
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,501
Uh-oh!
324
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,461
[Gary] Come here!
325
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:51,218
Crouton! You're back!
326
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:52,678
Sandra!
327
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,180
You can hang me on your bedroom wall
for all I care.
328
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,391
Just promise me you'll never leave again!
329
00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:58,892
Come here.
330
00:16:58,892 --> 00:16:59,935
[elves clamoring]
331
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,772
Edie! There you are.
332
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,275
- Who's Edie?
- What?
333
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:10,779
- [laughs] Just kidding.
- Aw, oh, sweetheart, hi.
334
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:18,579
Let me get this straight.
335
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:19,830
Yeah?
336
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:25,002
Your husband went to this Yule-verse,
and it was all the Santas.
337
00:17:25,002 --> 00:17:27,296
- That's what he said.
- All men?
338
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,006
- Uh-huh.
- Wow!
339
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,090
Yeah.
340
00:17:30,799 --> 00:17:32,259
I hear ya, sister.
341
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:35,679
[Noel] Betty?
342
00:17:36,638 --> 00:17:37,639
Betty?
343
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,020
Has anyone seen Betty?
344
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,607
Betty?
345
00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:55,240
- [Betty] Sweet Pea?
- Caramel Cone!
346
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,242
- Puddin' Pie!
- Gum Drop.
347
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:58,619
Jelly Bean!
348
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,704
- [Noel] Snickerdoodle!
- [Betty] Sugar Pie!
349
00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,872
[Noel] Honey Bunch!
350
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,254
[Noel grunts]
351
00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:12,132
That's for leaving me in the first place
and making me feel sadness.
352
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:14,051
I'm sorry, Betty.
353
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,553
I never thought
you'd lose Christmas Spirit.
354
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,848
You are my Christmas Spirit, Noel.
355
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:25,938
Sir, you came back
356
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:29,399
even though the Secessus Clause explicitly
states invoking it is permanent.
357
00:18:29,399 --> 00:18:30,859
[clears throat]
358
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,778
I was hoping you'd make an exception.
359
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:36,990
Oh!
360
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:38,867
- Wow.
- Thank you for coming back, sir.
361
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,953
It's my honor and my privilege.
362
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,913
We have three hours till Christmas.
363
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:45,582
Didn't take long.
Already busting my snowballs.
364
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:46,667
Let's go.
365
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,254
You all know what happens
when I put on this coat.
366
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,964
You become Santa again.
367
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,348
- Put on the coat, Dad!
- Yes, Dad. Yes.
368
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:03,767
[sighs]
369
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:31,128
There he is.
There's my big, strong, hunky Santa.
370
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,546
- Hey!
- [Carol giggles]
371
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:33,672
[Sandra groans] Gross, Mom!
372
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,009
You know, I used to think being Santa
was a one-man job,
373
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,344
but that's not the way Christmas works.
374
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,180
Christmas is about togetherness
and community.
375
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,806
Spreading hope and joy.
376
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:47,895
And tonight we're gonna remind
the world of that.
377
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,855
This is bad timing,
378
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:53,192
but I was thinking I might
stay behind tonight. With Betty.
379
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,109
Oh.
380
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:55,986
I think that's great timing.
381
00:19:55,986 --> 00:20:00,073
And I'm gonna be fine,
'cause I'm gonna do this with my team.
382
00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:03,702
Oh, you're serious.
You want us to go with you?
383
00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,953
- All of us?
- Yeah.
384
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,288
Oh, yes!
385
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,166
Um, can we buzz over
the elk reserve in Wyoming?
386
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:10,876
Can we what?
387
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,295
- I'm already ready.
- Oh, no, no.
388
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:16,632
What I meant by my team
was my team. My family.
389
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:20,344
Oh, I guess you and I have a very
different definition of the word team.
390
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,846
Well, there's no I in the word team.
[chuckles]
391
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:24,556
[Gary] There's no U in tomorrow.
392
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:25,974
[whistles]
393
00:20:25,974 --> 00:20:27,726
Okay. Um, all right.
394
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:29,394
We need all hands on deck.
395
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,438
Sandra, can't believe
I'm about to say this.
396
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,440
I want you to talk to the reindeer.
397
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,859
Get 'em flying again.
398
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,694
Cal, your apprentice program
starts tonight.
399
00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,113
I want you to make sure
that bag's full of gifts.
400
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,573
Okay, let's move.
401
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:42,658
[door bangs]
402
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,371
Uh, so, these things still work, right?
403
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,790
If you shake 'em, they show
your favorite Christmas memories?
404
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:50,874
Yes.
405
00:20:50,874 --> 00:20:53,919
Sweet, then I'd like to take
some snow globes to go.
406
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,713
Okay, [sighs] which ones?
407
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,466
All of 'em.
408
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:02,177
I put Simon and Grace to sleep
and sent them bye-bye.
409
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,264
Once again, Edie,
you need a better choice of words.
410
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,765
Oh, right. Um...
411
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:07,891
They're safely back home.
412
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,518
- Thanks.
- [Carol] Great. Where's Cal?
413
00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:18,443
- No.
- [Cal] What?
414
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,238
- Is it too much?
- Too much.
415
00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,115
Don't leave without me!
I've got the gifts!
416
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:25,659
- [Sandra] That's embarrassing.
- We'll meet him in the sleigh. Come on.
417
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,161
[Betty] All systems go.
Everyone at their stations?
418
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:30,622
All right, everyone.
419
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,084
We are back in business.
420
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,627
[elves cheering]
421
00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:42,634
[Carol] Woo-hoo! [laughs]
422
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,387
I'm still not loving it,
but I'll get used to it.
423
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:47,264
It's everything I've ever dreamed of.
424
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,765
On, Dancer! On, Prancer!
425
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:52,519
Actually, Dad, they prefer to be called
Chopper, Razor, the Hoofster,
426
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,981
Atomic, Hotshot, Prettyboy,
Airbender, and Steve.
427
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,316
And Steve.
428
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,237
To the left and-and higher,
higher, higher, higher.
429
00:22:02,237 --> 00:22:04,197
Cal, thank you, but I've done this before.
430
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,282
Oh, okay.
431
00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,840
Okay, last stop of the night, everybody.
432
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,550
- Oh, guys. Come on, wake up.
- [Carol] Wake up.
433
00:22:23,550 --> 00:22:27,721
Cal, I'm a little wiped out right now.
So I'm gonna need your help on this one.
434
00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:29,264
- Really, me?
- Yeah.
435
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,349
Is that even legal?
436
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,850
Well, we won't tell Betty.
437
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:35,062
[Betty on comm]
Betty knows, and Betty approves.
438
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,986
[Christmas carol playing]
439
00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,158
Soot!
440
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,242
Cal?
441
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:52,371
Oh, no. No, not Cal.
442
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,290
Just a confused old man
looking for his home.
443
00:22:55,290 --> 00:22:58,585
Buddy Cal Calvin, what are you doing?
444
00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,545
[sighs] I'm sorry.
445
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:07,052
My-My dad didn't tell me
that this was your house.
446
00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:11,515
I'm sort of his Santa-in-training.
447
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,518
Um, but...
448
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:18,563
{\an8}Just as promised, m'Riley.
449
00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,316
For your brother.
450
00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:24,152
Okay.
451
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:27,114
But these are for you.
452
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,866
- [Christmas carol stops]
- [pop song plays]
453
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,368
[pop song continuing]
454
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:32,452
For you.
455
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:35,872
I can't believe you.
456
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:40,377
Riley, hey, I don't know what to say.
457
00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:42,254
Poinsettias are my favorite.
458
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:48,301
I-I am so sorry about lying before, but--
459
00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:57,352
[both laugh]
460
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:59,271
This is the best night of my life.
461
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:04,109
Mine too. Except for less pervy reasons.
462
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:06,736
Cal, did you remember to make sure
she didn't remember?
463
00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:08,029
Did you remember?
464
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,615
Yeah. I remembered. Yeah.
465
00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:12,492
What could go wrong?
466
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:17,247
- It looks like I made good on my promise.
- Mm-hmm.
467
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,916
Twenty years later,
we're finally having Christmas together.
468
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,294
- [Scott] When you put it that way...
- [Carol laughs]
469
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,171
No! I'm kidding.
470
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,132
[sighs] It's so beautiful.
471
00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,468
Okay. What's so funny?
472
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:35,056
Everybody's waking up now with something
they didn't ask for under their tree.
473
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:36,892
What have we done?
474
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,708
[elves cheering, clamoring]
475
00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:23,522
- Sir?
- Hello, Betty. What's up?
476
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:27,359
Only 364 days until Christmas,
and we're already behind schedule.
477
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:48,213
[pop song fades out]