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《坂本日常》

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怎么回事?

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第22天:各自的任务

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像是被某种东西包围的安心感

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有人在帮我疔伤吗?

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好精湛的包扎技术 好俐落的动作

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简直跟坂本一样

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好了

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什么?

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不会吧

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该不会...

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包扎完成

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你谁啊?

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由于发生了一些意外

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当前考试无法继续进行

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所以我们会按照当前的成绩
来判断各位是否合格

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二号 杰克卡司

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四号 势羽真冬

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120号 赤尾晶

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247号 虎丸尚

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- 328号 加耳丈一郎
- 真假?

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- 324号 朝仓新
- 没骗人吧?

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343号 坂本太郎

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以上七位通过插班考试

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咦?

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等一下

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他刚刚是不是说了“坂本太郎”?

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暂时可以放心了呢

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是啊

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跟神一般的人同名同姓
感觉还真有点可怜

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话说 传说中的杀手
到这里有何贵干?

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有点私事要办

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我完全没认出来

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我还是第一次见到你本人

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可真没想到
那位坂本太郎会变得这么福态啊

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什么?

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(脱粉:停止支持某位偶像)

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为什么坂本会来这里?
这到底是谁?他怎么胖成这样?

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这不是真的 给我等一下
我这十年来的追星生涯...

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这是什么心情?

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好不容易有了让对方认出我的机会

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我却...我却淹没在失望的情绪中

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只因为偶象胖了就无法继续爱他

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这样还称得上粉丝吗?

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原来我是个只看外表的跟风迷妹
半吊子的御宅族?

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你还太嫩了

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入学时间为三个月后

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请各位在此之前备妥相关文档

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当前就读他校的人

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也请别忘了办理学分转换

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是!

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你醒啦 软柔

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这是哪里?

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杀手养成学校的直升机一到
我们就会将你移交给杀联

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这种家伙直接杀掉不就好了

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全身上下都好痛喔
这是怎样?发生什么事了?

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别装傻了
你知不知道自己杀了多少人?

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你在说什么?

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我只是在网络上
找到一个超好赚的兼职

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所以才来到这里

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我得赚钱来还助学金啊

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- 谁知道竟然要还那笔钱啊?
- 阿新 你觉得呢?

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- 名称听起来很棒
- 他没有说谎

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- 没想到根本只是一种贷款
- 只是个没救的呆子而已

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可恶 我就觉得那个鹿头男很可疑

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鹿头男?

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就是雇用我的那些人啊

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一个带着鹿头头套的变态
跟一个穿白衣的白发帅哥

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是X

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他们为什么要参加考试?

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你还知道其他关于他们的事吗?

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咦?

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可以拿一下我的手机吗?

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联系方式不见了

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太好了 兼职费汇进来了

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他们提到什么“物色人选”

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加耳!

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我听到耳机另一头的人是这么说的

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对方的目的恐怕是想增加组织的棋子

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于是想利用考试之便进行挑选

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不过我不知道
他们究竟有没有看上谁了

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他们打算增加伙伴
到底是为了做什么?

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真是令人毛骨悚然

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无论如何 我们只能继续前进

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进入日本杀手养成学校
找出X的线索吧

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是

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坂本参加了插班考?

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是的

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真讨厌

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恕我直言

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但有必要在意
这种不值一提的角色吗?

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不

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坂本知道我...

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就是说 X就是有月这件事

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自己的过去被人到处打探
不觉得挺令人难为情的吗?

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鹿岛

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如果杀手养成学校还留有我的痕迹
请去把它清除迨尽

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遵命

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真是的 要是乐没有弄坏软柔

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我们早就顺利潜入了

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没区别吧

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反正我们原本的目的就只是物色人选

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那么 乐

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有发现吗?

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这个嘛...

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有两个还过得去

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各位考生
我们接下来要进行医学检查

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请两两乘坐一台直升机

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- 太郎先生
- 嗯?

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晶

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非常谢谢你

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如果没有太郎先生

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我是绝对不可能通过考试的

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之后在学校
请再多跟我说说利音姑姑的事

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好

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我非常期待跟大家一起的学校生活

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我也是

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- 是啊
- 我也是

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真冬 你还好吗?

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你刚刚被软柔打得挺惨的吧?

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那个啊

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我很好

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虎丸同学、势羽同学
请搭乘这架直升机

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再见啦 阿新

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什么嘛 那家伙走得还真干脆

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- 我还以为他会像这样缠着我呢
- 我说啊...

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请赶快上机

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那我走啦 回头见

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你的脸色也太糟糕了吧?

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是吗?

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话说为什么会安排我和你一起啊?

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谁知道?

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家住得比较近吗?

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结束战斗的少年与少女

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眼前是一片澄澈的蓝天

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两人心中满怀希望
想象着未来的全新旅程

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然而正是在这样的场景之下

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绝望再度来袭

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是你...

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什么?这家伙是谁?

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快下直升机

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什么?

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不准擅自行动 小鬼

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你是甜食派的吗?

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卡罗莱纳利帕 住手

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好辣

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对待他们客气一点

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因为他们今后将是

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与我们同行的重要友人

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《坂本日常》

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累死了 真的很血汗啊

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工作分配得很太不平均了吧?

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京那个白痴做什么去了?

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应该是在某个地方拍电影吧?

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也就是在打混

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神神廻先生 把那家伙开除吧

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我也想啊

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不过上头为什么要雇用那种人啊?

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好像是他为了电影的事
跟之前的ORDER成员起争执

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最后杀了对方

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于是就替补上来了

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一点狗屁道理都没有

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(彩票)

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婆婆 麻烦给我三张莎莲刮刮乐

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好的 一共是900圆

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来 如果中了一亿要平分喔

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不要每次都用同一个哏吧

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这种东西绝对不会中的

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神神廻先生 借我五日元硬币

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用指甲刮就行了

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真没梦想

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我看看

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京都 发生杀手猎杀事件

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现场留下X的记号

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可能为X一伙所为

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即刻前往调查

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这张也是

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又是跟X有关?

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那里是我老家 饶了我吧

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这家伙真的想要摧毁杀联吗?

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杀联要是没了该怎么办?

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我会失业吗?

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你还真悠哉

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要是真的走到那一步
日本大概也要完蛋了

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城市里会遍布罪犯吧

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警察呢?

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日本警察的逮捕率
要是有三成就很了不起了

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不过这个比例
还是以警察所知的案件数量来计算的

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实际上应该不到所有案件的一成吧

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所以剩下九成的罪犯
都是我们杀掉的?

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虽然不只罪犯就是了

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毕竟有委托 我们就会杀

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那我们是正义的使者咯

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这么说也不对

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咦?

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杀人并非正义 也非邪恶

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不过要我来说的话

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过度的正义 比邪恶更加恶劣

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中奖了

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什么?

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原来真的会中啊

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我还以为只会刮出指令而已

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你看 我不就说了吗?

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中了多少?

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2万日元

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午饭交给你请了

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不要 这是我自己买的

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才怪 我有看到南云买了彩票喔

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主角经历了一番激战完成考试

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却遭到了不明人士绑架

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在这般绝望的情况下
少年心中是怎么想的呢?

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去死

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卡

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太老套了

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再来一次

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第39镜次 开拍

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差不多够了吧 京

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京 这里可不是杀联

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请不要擅自行动

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(卡罗莱纳利帕)

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到底要重拍几次啊 废物?

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请保持安静
不然会录到闲杂人等的声音

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少拿你那个无聊到爆的兴趣
浪费大家的时间了

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拍摄电影的过程
比你那无聊的人生崇高多了

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哥哥 不要吵架啦

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(克拉布加姆)

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要打就打我吧

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只要让我在大家的视线下

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接受严刑拷打 再让京先生拍下来

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一切就能圆满落幕了吧

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我才不拍那种品味低劣的画面

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你只是自己想被拷问而已吧

233
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作为惩罚
给我憋气到我说可以呼吸为止

234
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:44,096
受不了 你们这群人是有多散漫啊

235
00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,474
这些人是怎样?

236
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虎丸同学、真冬同学

237
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突然被带来这里 你们一定很困惑吧

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请放心 我并不打算伤害你们

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用了那么粗暴手段的人
竟然还有脸讲这种话

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我们是基于某个目的集结而成的组织

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为了扩大势力

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正在招募年轻优秀的杀手

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所以才会找两位过来

244
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,253
基于某个目的?

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00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,547
我们想要摧毁杀联

246
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,050
为什么?

247
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,135
为什么呢?

248
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,304
一言以蔽之

249
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就是想让世界恢复成自然的状态

250
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以伸张崇高的正义

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顺带一提 我们提供完善的社会保险

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(我们的福利)

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周休二日、不用加班
还有终身雇用保证

254
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如果我拒绝呢?

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若是拒绝的话...

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(甜食)

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克拉布加姆 你可以呼吸了

258
00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:05,844
话说回来啊

259
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,722
没想到考试会那么辛苦

260
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真有你们两个的

261
00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:14,812
我们也没想到X会横插一脚

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00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:17,189
以为只是普通的考试 所以大意了

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不过真好呢

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杀手养成学校会举办各种活动
很好玩喔

265
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,866
我说啊 我们可不是去玩的

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00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,034
我们的目标是杀手养成学校的数据库

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(考试 潜入学校)

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(登录数据库)

269
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我们要去取得X的情报

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(获得X的情报)

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不过机会难得
去学校交几个朋友也不错吧

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说起来我确实在考试中
遇到了一个挺处得来的家伙

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阿新、爸爸

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有你们的信
日本杀手养成学校寄来的

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这是什么?

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是考试成绩啊

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- 咦?
- 什么?

278
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(A+ 第一名)

279
00:14:56,353 --> 00:14:59,189
居然第一名 你好强喔

280
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,692
插班考难度很高的

281
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,986
你只要有心就做得到嘛

282
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阿新真厉害

283
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真厉害

284
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这表示我也稍微有所成长了吗?

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(很开心)

286
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奇怪

287
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阿新第一名表示...

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00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:15,998
店长考得怎么样?

289
00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:20,628
我落榜了

290
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:21,962
咦?

291
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,798
什么?

292
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:27,968
太郎 你是不是忘记写名字了?

293
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,512
人有失手 马有乱蹄啊

294
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,723
爸爸好可怜

295
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,768
是不是最近吃得太多了?

296
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:40,856
坂本大哥怎么可能落榜
一定是哪里弄错了

297
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,650
我要问问负责人是怎么回事

298
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,109
要投诉啊

299
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,862
我们也是没办法啊 抱歉

300
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,072
为什么啊?

301
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,782
你当初不是说他通过了吗?

302
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,617
那个时候只是顺势宣布的

303
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,993
- 说到底
- 什么?

304
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,538
日本杀手养成学校的槼定
可是有写明的

305
00:15:56,622 --> 00:16:00,459
“遭悬赏者不可入学”

306
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,088
根本听不懂那家伙在说什么

307
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,048
我要去跟他当面对质

308
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:08,509
完全就是恶意投诉

309
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,053
放心 我有一个好方法喔

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00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,931
南云 你这家伙什么时候来的?

311
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:17,768
我听说咯
你重新报考日本杀手养成学校

312
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:18,811
你果然很笨...

313
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,730
很有趣呢 坂本

314
00:16:22,731 --> 00:16:25,109
那家伙刚刚想骂我笨蛋吧

315
00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:26,860
而且竟然还落榜了

316
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,989
等等 请冷静下来

317
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:30,990
坂本大哥

318
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,826
你说的好方法是什么?

319
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,202
很简单

320
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:38,998
当不了学生
以老师的身份进去就好了啊

321
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,082
什么?

322
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,750
“教育实习”?

323
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,170
其实我也想潜入日本杀手养成学校

324
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:47,089
所以做了很多准备

325
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,010
不巧实习撞上了
要跟朋友去京都旅游的日子

326
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,512
现在正在找人代替我

327
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,682
确实如此 这样的话

328
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,225
我就可以从学生这边

329
00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,519
坂本大哥则从教师方面进行调查

330
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,854
可是...

331
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最根本的问题是
我进不了日本杀手养成学校啊

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00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:07,484
笨蛋

333
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,863
放心啦 只要不是你就进得了吧?

334
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,244
咦?

335
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:18,495
我吗?

336
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,333
日本杀手养成机构

337
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:28,172
一般称为日本杀手养成学校

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学生人数将近1000名

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00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:33,927
这是全住宿的四年制学校

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由于极度激烈的训练
殒命于此的学生不在少数

341
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:41,185
然而相对地 优秀的学生

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甚至能在就学期间便取得证照

343
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:46,899
换句话说

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00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:52,654
这里是国内杀手养成机构的最高殿堂

345
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,492
怎么办?学校太大 迷路了

346
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,910
那边的 快闪开

347
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,828
医务室就快到了

348
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,705
撑着点

349
00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,833
暗杀实习又出现伤者了啊

350
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,668
这是这个月第十个了呢

351
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,962
刚刚那家伙看起来不太妙耶

352
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,381
没实力的就是死得特别快

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00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:16,804
杀手运行任务时
经常会暴露在敌人的视线中

354
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,139
而且通常时间有限

355
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:22,684
因此 必须以最少的动作
给对方造成致命伤害

356
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,895
且不可过度污染现场

357
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,022
这就是暗杀的基本原则

358
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,899
勉强赶上了

359
00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,944
现在请同学上台进行实际演练

360
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:34,905
座号13号 田西同学 还有...

361
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:38,992
刚刚偷溜进教室的那位
请两位到前面来

362
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:42,621
这堂可不是潜行演练课

363
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:44,832
我会死

364
00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,583
那么...

365
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,628
先从限制空间战斗的基本动作开始

366
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,965
试着用当身的技巧
来转移敌人攻击的焦点吧

367
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,925
一开始要慢慢来喔

368
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,218
好高大

369
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:58,178
要我跟这个小矮子打?

370
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,555
(暗杀科一年级 巨无霸田西)

371
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:00,639
真的假的?

372
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,183
田西 你可别被干掉了

373
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:06,812
第二轮双方攻守交换

374
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:10,691
这是真刀 所以要小心慢慢来 好吗?

375
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:13,443
那就吓吓她吧

376
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:16,655
我知道了 我会慢慢的

377
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:21,618
慢着 我不是说...

378
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,078
什么?

379
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,464
刚才的动作...

380
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,593
忘记跟大家说了

381
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:41,430
这堂课从今天开始
会有一位实习老师来协助教学

382
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:43,640
应该差不多了吧

383
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:47,186
- 好强喔
- 坂本大哥竟然...

384
00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:49,771
好厉害喔

385
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,274
老公你完全变了一个人呢

386
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:55,194
南云 立刻把我恢复原状

387
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:57,821
糟糕 我该走了

388
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,033
顺带一提 易容可以维持24小时

389
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,702
一定要在那之前找到数据库喔

390
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,913
加油咯

391
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,085
南云 你给我记住

392
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,051
不知道坂本那边进行得顺不顺利

393
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:21,887
阿坂哥?他干什么去了?

394
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,889
去当美女实习老师啊

395
00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:24,806
什么?

396
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,185
你跑哪去了 夏生?这里吗?

397
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:30,187
那就是这里了

398
00:20:32,105 --> 00:20:33,315
咦?你谁啊?

399
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,233
(《坂道日常》)

400
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,150
没见过你

401
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,819
原来如此 这就是...

402
00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,447
学校生活的日常

403
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,033
“被高年级生教训”对吧?

404
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,410
顺带一提

405
00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:49,248
我刚才正在尝试的是
“翘课去厕所抽烟”

406
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,667
我一直很向往这些呢

407
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,378
你是在取笑我吗?小心我宰了...

408
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,468
刚刚的就是“饶了我吧 学长”对吧?

409
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:06,431
好了 我一定要取得X的情报

410
00:22:52,162 --> 00:22:54,873
看来你们需要一些教育指导啊

411
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,125
别闹得太过火了

412
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:01,129
放心 我可是金牌执照杀手

413
00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,634
不论会有多危险

414
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:08,929
为了不再让重要之人死去

415
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:11,848
所以我才会来到这里

416
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,775
好了 为回忆画上休止符吧

417
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:24,694
《坂本日常》

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字幕翻译:高睿晨