[upbeat music plays]
[music stops]
[dark, atmospheric music plays]
[birds chirping]
[objects rustling]
I have a double, so you're on your own tonight.
You're my hero.
Where's yours?
In my bag.
Okay. Just making sure.
Okay.
Have fun on your field trip.
Fun? [scoffs]
What's wrong?
Nothing.
You're doing that withdrawn teen thing.
-What am I missing? -No, Mom. No, I'm not.
You completely are.
Mom... I'm not.
Still in that thing with Tamra?
It's nothing.
You're being pulled in so many directions in high school.
Ever...
...your body is changing.
-Oh, my God, Mom. -It's normal and it's okay--
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, tr-- Stop.
I'm fine.
Trust, please.
-Stop. -You know that I'm here for you.
I've been you. I am you. I'm here to help.
High school.
The drugs and the booze and the sex.
-Jesus. -It's like chemical warfare.
-Okay. -Please, try to have some fun.
-But make good choices. -Mom.
But make good choices.
Okay.
All right. Well, okay, good, 'cause I've seen some shit.
-All right, Mom. -Okay.
I love you more.
Love you, too. [sighs]
♪ ♪
-[tires screech] -[horn honking]
♪ How can it be? ♪
♪ Blue eyes woman, don't cry ♪
♪ You know that goodbye ♪
♪ Is only "we'll see" ♪
♪ Sometime soon You'll fall into a swoon ♪
♪ Best believe... ♪
Ever.
Wh-What is this?
Come on.
What?
We're going on a field trip, not to pinochle.
-[chuckles] -Is it too much?
[laughing] Too much?
It's nothing, Ev.
-Sh-Should I change? -No, we're late.
And changing would take forever-ever-ever.
Just get in, Grandpa. [chuckles]
["You're Something New" playing]
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
Whoo! Field trip!
-Oh, my God. -Let's get that extra credit!
Okay, you just, like, need less layers.
Like, show a little skin or something.
I mean, take this off, first of all.
-Oh, my God. Tamra! -What? You don't need a jacket.
-It's so hot out. -Stop. I'll unzip it.
You're super cute, okay?
You're just hiding under all this clothing.
-[clicks tongue] Shut up. -[laughs] What?
Yeah, easy for you to say.
Easy for everyone to say. "Super cute."
It's two words.
-Wow. [laughs] -It's two words. Yeah.
You have to let people see it, you know?
I mean, you just have to let Steven see it.
-Shut up. -[laughs]
-You know. -I wish I never told you.
Oh! Oh, you know, Jacey taught me this really cool trick.
Oh, my God, I don't want to hear about your new friends.
They're not my new friends.
We just have class together.
Ever's now pissed. Dude!
What do you expect me to do, like,
be antisocial the rest of my life?
How's that working out for you?
Tamra, please. Stop.
-Tamra, stop. I mean it. -We can try every once--
Tamra, stop! Stop!
-Oh, my God! -[tires screeching]
[boy grunting]
[both gasping]
He's dead.
-Is he dead? -No.
But let's make sure.
Are you okay?
Guys almost took me out!
Randall?
[Tamra] There goes my "good driver" discount.
[sobs]
I-I-I'm-- I know. I'm sorry.
-We were just, um-- -I'm so sorry.
I totally didn't see you.
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Oh. [chuckles]
-Um-- -Whoa.
Oh, it's okay, Tamra.
I just, uh...
Uh, I-I'm totally okay.
[sighs] Are you sure?
You're, um...
-Um, you're... -[whispers] Randall.
Randall, right?
-You sure you're-you're good? -Yeah.
-Couldn't be better. -Oh, okay.
-Sorry. -Oh, hey, let me help you.
Oh, don't. I-I got it.
-I got it. Sorry. -Oh.
-It's just, uh, fragile. -Okay. [chuckles]
[Randall] Sorry.
Yeah, no worries.
[zips bag]
-Uh, hey, maybe sometime-- -[tires screech]
["Summer's Gonna Be My Girl" by The Go playing]
-[gasping] -[laughter]
Fucking bull's-eye!
Yes, bro.
[boy] Hey, what's up, Tammy?
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
-Hey. -[Jacey] Oh, my God.
Such a cute fit, babe.
Right? Thanks.
What the fuck?
[boy] Oh, I'm sorry, man.
Hey, I didn't mean to hit you right there.
-What were you aiming at? -I was aiming for your head.
[tires screeching]
[laughing]
[song fades]
[chuckles softly]
What?
[Tamra] He's, like, funny. You got to admit.
Fucking assholes.
Are you okay?
-Do you want a ride? -Ever.
There's no room.
Sorry. We have to go for the...
Ever. Come on.
I'm s-- I'm sorry.
[school bell ringing]
[man] All right, principal's watching, guys.
Phones in the bag.
We're gonna live inside the IRL, you know?
Communicate with each other.
Thank you. Grazie.
If I say, "Grazie," you say, "Prego."
Thank you very much.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Wow. That is a death stare.
Grazie.
You say, "Prego." You say, "Prego."
-Hi. -Give it.
I don't have one.
Really? Still?
Yes.
Well, give my regards to 2006.
-[laughs] Go ahead. -[cymbal crashes]
-Right this way, children. Whoa. -[tuba playing]
Give it. I know you got that flip.
Give it.
[chatter continues]
Phones in the bag, people.
Last call.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. You, too, Wayne.
Come on, get... let's get the phone.
[laughing]
You should see your face. I'm just kidding, man.
Okay, go ahead. Captain on the bridge!
"You're Randall?"
Really? Like we haven't known him since sixth grade?
Whoa, what happened to you?
-You don't want to know. -Hey, hey, hey.
You're right. Give it.
[Ever] I know he's weird, but he's--
[man] Last call!
Damn, that is nice tie-dye, Deadhead.
[Tamra] Speaking of sixth grade,
you know the first time I ever got tongue was on a field trip?
Yeah, because you tell me
every time we go on a field trip.
[Tamra] Yeah, but have I shown you?
-[grunting] -[laughing]
Stop! Stop.
[distorted ringtone plays over cell phone]
Dude, you gotta stop sending nudes to this phone.
It's a work phone.
I just want to make sure you know how it works.
-Oh. -I mean, who knows?
It could be your day.
Oh, come on, Ever.
Dude, dick pics are nudes.
-That's my truth. -[sighs]
[Jacey] You should try black lipstick.
It would really bring out your bright, gleaming smile.
-You think? -[Jacey] Yeah.
Always happy to do charity work.
[whimsical music plays]
Are we okay?
[teacher speaking on his cellphone indistinct]
Yeah. Sure.
Thanks for asking.
Yeah, you got it.
-See? -Stop.
-Super cute. -Don't.
-[clapping] -This could really be your day.
Eyes front, children.
-Something's wrong with you. -[laughs]
We are going to have some 4-H fun today--
[door squeaks open]
Ryno! Rynomite!
All right, let me have that phone.
And if you... okay, no, there's not, uh...
Just, can you just take a...
Oh, God. Dude.
Okay.
No fat shaming.
It's frowned upon.
Just, uh, beach yourself anywhere, quickly.
We'll wait.
It's time to earn that extra credit.
[suspenseful music plays]
That's right. We're going to be immersed in nature.
We're going to see some wildlife.
We're going to show some of you wallflowers
the perks of real flowers.
And maybe, just maybe,
we'll plant the seeds of friendship
and bond like braces.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you, Candace?
So shy.
Are you transmitting? [laughs]
Try to keep it down to a thunderous roar,
and we'll get through this together.
The PTA requires it.
-Hit it, Wayne! -[engine starts]
♪ Tell me what to do Tell me what to say ♪
♪ I can do this anyway ♪
♪ You're making me crazy ♪
♪ I can tell you something ♪
♪ I can tell you anything ♪
♪ I can tell You're making me lazy ♪
♪ Tell me what you love Tell me what you find ♪
♪ I can do this anyway ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Like a waterfall Like a waterfall ♪
♪ And I can do this anyway ♪
♪ Like a waterfall ♪
-♪ Like a waterfall ♪ -[snoring]
♪ And I can do this ♪
♪ Anyway ♪
♪ Like a waterfall Like a waterfall ♪
-♪ I can do this anyway ♪ -[groans, sniffs]
♪ Tell me what you want Tell me what you need ♪
♪ I can do this for you Baby, today ♪
♪ Tell me what you need Tell me everything you need ♪
♪ I can feel it in your legs ♪
♪ Tell me what you want Tell me what you need ♪
♪ I can do anything That you want to ♪
♪ Tell me what you want Tell me what you need ♪
♪ I can do anything That you want to ♪
[groans, sneezes]
♪ Like a waterfall Like a waterfall ♪
Wait, I thought you weren't eating anything with a face.
Okay, you eat the face and give me the rest.
[laughing] No, stupid.
Gummies are made of gelatin.
So?
You know, gelatin's made of bones.
Like, pig bones and cow bones and horse hooves.
[wrapper crumpling]
Thank you.
♪ ♪
Ew.
-Dude, just eat the faces. -What?
[laughing]
-♪ Like a waterfall ♪ -[chatter continues]
♪ Like a waterfall Like a waterfall ♪
♪ Like a waterfall ♪
♪ And I can do this anyway ♪
♪ Like a waterfall Like a waterfall ♪
[groans]
♪ And I can do this anyway... ♪
Uh, what route are you taking, Wayne?
♪ And I can do this anyway ♪
♪ Like a waterfall... ♪
Wayne, you're going the wrong way.
Will you just get off my back and let me fucking drive!
Geez, Wayne. Language.
Oh, I'd hate to have to fucking write you up... again.
You want to go? 'Cause we can go right now!
-[song stops] -What the fucking-- Jesus!
[screaming, frantic shouting]
-[Wayne] Hang on! -[screaming]
Hit the brakes, Wayne!
We're going down!
[screaming continues]
Wayne!
[tense music plays]
[retches]
[gasp echoes]
[dark, atmospheric music plays]
[engine clanking]
[steam hissing]
[gasping, coughing]
Wayne, you half-wit!
Can you do anything right?
[Wayne] Something hit the windshield.
No. You hit something!
[indistinct, staticky radio broadcast]
It was clearly a tragedy, but let's just hope
he was a racist so we don't have to feel bad.
Okay. Is anyone hurt?
Um, I think she is.
-[man] Oh, gross. -[sobbing]
Okay.
Jacey, uh,
take a-a towel or a...
or a jacket or something, and-and... and cover that up.
No-Nobody needs to see that.
Aren't you a doctor?
Well, I mean, I'm a doctor of physical education.
-It's not-- -[loud thud]
-[screaming, frantic chatter] -What the fuck is that?!
There's somebody out there.
[man] Oh, well, good news, Wayne.
It looks like you're not a murderer after all. Mazel tov.
Here, Jacey, uh, for your... for your nose.
-It's all I have. -[groans]
Ew.
[whimpers]
How bad is it?
It's...
not that bad.
-[loud thud] -[gasping]
[heavy thud]
[repeated thudding]
[thudding continues]
[thudding stops]
[metallic creaking]
-[loud buzzing] -[Ever groans]
[woman on radio] This message is transmitted at the request
of the United States Office of Civil Defense.
Take a battery-powered radio and essential supplies with you
to the nearest fallout shelter and seal the doors.
Stay on this broadcast for further information...
Turn that... turn that down, Wayne.
-I think this is important. -Just turn it down!
[woman on radio] This is not a drill,
we are under siege by a chemical attack.
Avoid affected areas at all costs...
[turns down volume, broadcast stops]
-[screams] -[others gasping]
-[Tamra] What was that? -[Ever] I-I... I don't know.
[suspenseful music plays]
I think he wants to come inside.
Open the door.
You want me to open the door?
-Are you nuts? -Please don't open the door.
Open the door.
-I'm with the kids. -You should be with the kids!
He's clearly hurt,
and at least one of us needs to take some responsibility.
Maybe that's the difference between you and me, Wayne.
That and 70 to 75 pounds.
Watch and learn.
[door squeaking, hissing]
Are you all right, friend?
Maybe we should...
Go.
Do you have insurance?
-[snarling] -[Ever screams]
[screaming]
- [screaming] - [crunching]
[screaming]
-Go! Go! -[Tamra] Go where?!
-Go! Go! -[screaming]
-Shit, shit, shit. Go. Come on. -[Jacey] Go, go, go, go, go!
-[yelling] -Go, go!
- [grunting] - [frantic chatter]
-Move it! -[frantic chatter]
[coughing, gasping]
-Go, go, go! -[frantic chatter, screaming]
- [Jacey] Danny, wait! - [Danny] Go! Come on!
Come on, Candace! Come on!
-[screams] -[Jacey] Danny, wait!
Candace!
[growling]
Shit!
Candace, grab my hand!
[screaming]
[tense music plays]
-Come on! -I don't need your help.
Take it anyway.
[screaming continues]
[whimpering, panting]
Tamra? Tamra!
[footsteps sloshing]
[groans] I just got these. Come on, man.
Tamra!
[coughing]
[laughs]
What was that back there?
I don't know. Satan shit.
Where are we?
[whimpering, gasping]
[screams]
[Ever in distance] Tamra!
[gasping]
-[Randall] Ever! Come on! -[screams]
This way!
Ever!
Thank God.
Hey, we-we need to find help.
Hey, we gotta keep going.
-That guy was not normal. -Yeah, no damn duh, Factoid.
That alert message on the radio? We have to find cover.
Where? We're in the fucking Shire.
There. There's a building or something.
-I don't see anything. -Yeah, right there.
Guys, it's right... I see it.
-[snarling nearby] -Shit! Go! Come on!
-Let's go! -Come on, come on!
[suspenseful music plays]
[Randall] This way! Turn!
[Danny] Follow the hero, not the zero, dipshit.
-Hey, keep up! Keep up! -W-Wait for us!
[squeaking, grunting]
Fuck! Fuck!
Oh, my God!
[gags] Help me!
Take my hand, man. Help me fuck...
-[groans] -Will you fucking help me?!
I'm gonna fucking throw up!
Mm, you got this, bro.
[retching]
You got this.
Don't leave me!
[gags, retches]
Oh, babe.
Fuck! Ah, you fucking pussy!
-[Danny gagging] -[others muttering]
[Danny grunts in frustration]
-Hey, be quiet. -You be quiet.
Oh, that was a dead end.
-Where do we go now? -[shushes]
[quietly] Go this way. Come on.
-[Randall shushing] -Stop shushing me.
-You want to go? -Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
What's wrong with you?
I wouldn't be here right now
if I didn't need the fucking extra credit.
Okay, well, cheat off someone smarter next time.
I copied off of you.
Ugh!
Fuck.
[suspenseful, atmospheric music plays]
[insects buzzing]
-[vicious snarling nearby] -[gasping]
[snarling continues]
-[snarling continues] -[gasping, whimpering]
Guys, maybe we should go left.
Wait, why left?
B-Because it's the only direction
not making scary sounds, okay?
[Tamra] What is this place?
[Danny] Oh, this is where the tweakers and thespians go
to huff paint and have existential crises.
[snarling in distance]
We hit him with a bus, and it didn't slow him down at all.
No, and it sounds like there are more out there. I mean--
I know it's crazy, but given what we've seen--
Yeah, no, that emergency broadcast warning was national.
I mean, that's-that's everywhere, everyone.
What'd they say? Seal the doors and windows and shit?
What does that mean for everyone back in town? Our families?
Okay, we don't even need to worry about that.
Okay, you know why?
We're not in a goddamned comic book.
Okay? So, wet dreamers,
wake the fuck up.
-We all saw what we saw. -Yeah, we saw a crackhead
looking to molest us, not a real-life Fortnite invasion.
[Steven] Danny, what are you talk-- That guy looked like
he was trying to eat Mr. Lorenzo.
Okay, oh, right, right. Can you explain something to me?
'Cause I just don't get this, right?
What is it with you shut-ins and your zombie fantasies?
Okay, I think Randall's right, Danny.
Something is very wrong here.
Oh, you think something's really wrong here? No fucking--
-[distant snarling, screaming] -[gasping]
[Danny] Let's pick it up, Blandall.
-[Steven] Hey. Hey. -[distant moaning]
Come on, almost there. All right?
[distant snarling and growling continues]
This should do.
Get out of the door.
I can't believe it, but I actually agree with the dweeb.
I can't believe I agree with the guy who smells like horse shit.
There's a lot of stuff everywhere.
Maybe we should just fan out and grab what we can and--
-Batten down the hatches. -Secure the structure.
Hey.
We need to find weapons.
Yeah, you know what? He's right.
-Real men should do that. -[Jacey] Hey.
Lock it down. Nothing in or out.
-Except maybe you nimrods. -[Jacey] Come on, Tamra.
-Oh, Ever. -Uh, no.
I think we should stick together.
Yeah, so come on.
Everyone's going in different directions.
Let's go, Tamra.
I'll bring her back.
-Hey, Ever! Would you want to-- -[Ever gasps]
Oh, sorry. Uh, would you just want to, like,
check some stuff out upstairs or--
-Uh, wh-why not? [chuckles] -Oh.
[creaking]
[tense music plays]
Is this a weapon?
Can you swing it?
Come on, you even lifting, bro?
[grunts] Come on, man.
It was supposed to be leg day.
[grunts]
-[Jacey] Hey. -Hey.
Whoa!
Watch the Dolces.
[grunts]
[exhales sharply]
[woman screams in distance]
[Tamra breathing heavily]
-[clattering] -[gasps]
-Oh, fuck. -[Tamra sighs]
[panting]
Sorry. My bad.
-[bedpan drops to floor] -That's gross.
Yeah.
Is someone out there?
I thought I saw Ryan, but...
Huh.
What about the other Randos?
What?
Who are you talking about?
The other Randos.
Zits, Slenderman, Hairy, Brace Face.
You mean Candace?
Sure.
You know they have a nickname for you, too.
What?
Jump Street.
Why?
I'll let you figure it out.
[Danny] Incoming!
Out of my way. Out of my way.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
[Steven] Okay.
-Hey. -[chuckles]
[groaning]
-Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm all right.
-Let me look at that. Oh. -Okay.
Thanks, babe.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know I just want to keep you safe, right?
No, I get that.
Danny, why are you only sweet to me
when no one else is around?
Well, look who's talking.
[eerie, suspenseful music plays]
This place is so creepy.
[chuckling] I know.
It's like some crazy serial killer's secret lair.
Oh. No, I-I was just kidding.
This is... this is just, like,
some hunter's hangout for, like,
hunting and stuff, like... [laughs]
-You know, for... -[chuckles]
But if a serial killer were to pop out and try to get us,
I'd protect us.
Fuck him up big-time.
[scoffs] Now you sound like one of those meatheads.
Oh, come on, Ever.
I'm a D&D level 20 RAW wizard.
I've been fucking shit up
since before they were trying to fill out
their Little League cups.
[chuckles]
I wasn't sure if I sold that line.
You sold it, Steven.
They just go-- Every single day,
it's the same, like,
-"What's up, Big Head?" -I know.
"How's your big head?" [laughs]
-They're so mean. -At this point, like,
I just hear their insults as just, like, beeping noises.
[chuckles] You know, like, they're not...
They're just, like, robots. They're not even humans.
They're just, like, a bunch of robots
programmed to make my life suck.
Yeah, but that kind of gives them a pass, don't you think?
I mean, there are way worse coping mechanisms, right?
I'm sorry.
I know it's tough.
You know, maybe they're onto something.
Being a good person is highly overrated.
Have we even tried bullying?
[laughing] It might be awesome.
Hey, it's just high school.
No, it's-it's more than that.
It's a microcosm for life.
People don't change, Ever.
-You don't know that. -[Randall] Oh, yeah?
Where's your bestie?
High school doesn't end.
It spreads.
Sorry about earlier.
It's just, like, things got all, like...
like, murder-y and stuff, you know? Ooh.
[chuckles] Right.
Since your car is a piece of shit,
-you should just ride with us. -[coughing]
Oh. Well, I drive Ever.
We only have room for one.
But you can sit with Hunt.
[tense music plays]
Whoo! Good find, Randy. Damn.
Well, all right.
It ain't up to code, but it works.
Bravo, baby.
[whimpering in distance]
Did anyone else hear that?
[Candace in distance] Someone help me, please!
I think it's Candace.
It's who?
[Candace] Someone please help me!
[Ever grunting]
Help me!
[footsteps approaching]
It is Candace.
[Candace] Someone please help me!
Oh, shit, it's Braces.
-Let's get her. -[distant snarling]
-Let me go. -Shh, shh!
Hey.
[tense music plays]
[nearby growling]
[slow footsteps]
[shuddering breaths]
[growling continues]
He's gone.
-No. No, he's not. -[Candace] Somebody, please!
-Help me, please! -We can save her.
The fuck we will.
[Tamra] There he is.
[Candace sobbing, whimpering]
[Candace] Somebody please help me!
What's he doing?
He's just watching her.
[Candace gasping, whimpering]
Guys, we gotta do something.
No, we don't.
Slow gotta go. Hard truth, okay?
Ever, what if he follows her and gets in?
If you get us killed, I'm gonna be so pissed.
Come on, Tamra.
Please.
I'm sorry.
I-I-I'm sorry.
[distant snarling]
[Candace] Somebody, please!
[growls]
[screaming]
-I can't watch this. -[Candace] Someone, please!
Please, help me!
Help me, please!
Someone please help me!
[Candace screams]
Candace! Run this way!
Candace!
-[frantic shouting] -[Ever] Run!
-What the fuck did you just do?! -Somebody help me!
[Jacey] Stop her! Hey!
[panting]
Come on, Candace!
-[Jacey] Ever! -[Ever] Come on, Candace!
[Ever grunting]
-[vicious snarling] -Look out, Candace!
-Help me! -[screaming]
[growling]
-[grunting] -[screams]
Help me!
[growling]
[tense, pulsing music plays]
[growling]
[screaming]
[Ever] Candace!
Oh, my God!
[roars]
Get away from the door!
[gasps]
[snarling]
Holy fucking shit! Oh, my God!
[gasps]
[growling]
[frantic shouting, screaming]
Fall back! Back!
[growls]
[screams]
[Steven] Oh, my God!
[gasps]
[frantic shouting]
Come on, come on! Go!
-[screams] -[growling]
[screaming]
[frantic shouting]
[screaming hysterically]
Come on!
Okay, close the door!
-[growling] -[frantic shouting]
[Jacey] Here. Here. Here, here! Hold it! Careful!
[snarling]
[snarling recedes]
[sighs] Oh, fuck yes.
[panting]
I think he's leaving.
No, no, I don't like when you try to think, Never.
That's when people get attacked.
At least it gave her a chance.
[Hunt] Did Braces even make it?
We have to get away from this door in case it doesn't hold.
Feel around. There might be, like, a light or--
I got it.
[dark, atmospheric music plays]
This is some layaway rave shit.
[distant snarling]
♪ ♪
-[screams] -[clattering]
[gasping]
I got you.
Zombie!
-Dude! -Oh, fuck! Shit!
Wait, Ryan. You're okay.
Yeah. I... I-I think so.
Really, dude?
The fuck?
Are-are you all right?
I mean... no.
-How did you-- -How the hell did you survive?
I don't know, Daniel.
What did you say?
Okay, you don't call me that, all right?
You don't fucking know me.
No, I don't know you anymore.
-What does that mean? -N-Nothing.
Oh, please, please.
Ryan, what did you see out there?
Before I... before I left the bus,
I saw that thing.
It was thrashing everybody.
It got Juniper, Karlak, Wagoner, Matt.
[sniffs]
I think that Candace might have made it.
Sh...
She didn't get away.
I-I thought I saw that...
I thought I saw Wagoner out in the woods, but...
he was just... he was different.
He was just...
just thrashing around, and...
his arm was twisted and-and broken, and...
...it was like he didn't even care.
And I-I tr... I-I tried to help,
and there was...
there was too many of them.
-It's spreading. -Fucking zombies.
All right, can you shut up?
There's no such fucking thing.
Well, then how else would you explain it?
[Ever] Ryan.
Did you see where the others went?
I-I'm pretty sure that we lost 'em.
-[growling] -[screaming]
[growling]
[tense music plays]
[Randall] There's gotta be another way out!
-Come on! -Hurry! Let's go!
[growls]
[hissing, snarling]
-[Steven] Ever, go! -This way!
[growling]
♪ ♪
This way.
[Randall] There's gotta be another way out. Come on.
Danny? Danny?
They're getting closer. We gotta do something.
Come on!
Danny!
Come on.
[Hunt] Danny!
Danny, help! Come on!
I gotta go.
-Danny, what are you doing?! -I gotta go.
-Danny! -I gotta help him!
Aah! Get off!
Ever, come on!
You go.
All right, uh, y-you first.
[shouting, grunting]
-Go! Ryan, go! -No, I'll be right behind. Go!
[grunting]
[yelling]
-[straining] -[squishing]
[distorted yelling and growling]
[Hunt] Danny! Help!
-Danny! -[grunting]
-Okay.
[grunts]
[screams]
[grunts]
Danny!
[screaming]
Hunt!
[growling]
[intense music plays]
[grunts]
[snarls]
[shouts]
[straining]
Go.
[Randall] Go, go, go, go, go!
♪ ♪
[all panting]
[breathing heavily]
Hey. Where's Hunt?
I could've helped him.
Where...
[crying] I didn't.
That thing was there.
There was too many of the others.
And they took him.
They took him from right fucking in front of me.
I could've helped him. I could've...
I didn't save my friend!
Danny.
You stay away! Just stay the fuck away.
You're bad fucking luck.
I am so sorry about Hunt.
I am.
You know, if there was any way--
I said stay away!
[shuddering]
You don't give a shit!
And he fought for you!
And we did nothing for him!
We did fucking nothing!
[dark, atmospheric music plays]
[crying]
We deserve this.
Danny, stop.
[Danny] Look around.
This isn't random.
They chose us.
♪ ♪
[distorted, eerie laughter]
You don't scare me. You don't scare--
[vicious snarling]
[screaming]
[grunting]
-[growls] -[Jacey grunts]
-[Jacey] Leave us alone! -[Tamra whimpers]
[dark, gentle music plays]
[thud]
[thudding continues]
[grunting fiercely]
[gasping]
- [panting] - [clattering]
Randall?
Randall.
Hey, that was... that was awesome.
[Tamra] Randall.
That was fucking amazing.
[gentle music plays]
You saved us.
I-I just reacted. I...
Anyone else would have done the same.
I'm just, um... I'm glad you're safe.
Holy shit.
Guys, look at all this stuff.
Wayne was on everything.
[Tamra] I can't believe they let this guy drive a school bus.
Our district blows.
-Hey, we should keep moving. -Yes.
-Okay? Right? -[coughing]
-You okay, babe? -It's fucking cold in here.
-[Danny groans] -[Jacey] Babe?
[grunts]
Did anyone scratch or bite you?
Fucking junkie stabbed me with something.
Inspect it yourself, you fucking larper.
[ominous music plays]
Danny?
Look at that.
Are you feeling okay?
Danny?
[groaning]
[Danny] I gotta go.
[Ever] I think you just need to breathe.
Where you going?
I'm gonna save my friend.
That's what I'm gonna do-- I'm gonna go save my friend.
[Jacey] Danny, don't go up there alone.
-[Danny groaning] Shut up. -[Steven] Hey, Danny.
Hey, Danny.
[tense music plays]
[shallow gasping]
Danny. Jesus Christ.
[Danny] What we need is fire.
-[cans rattling] -We gotta...
We gotta burn 'em all. We gotta burn 'em all.
-[Jacey] Babe-- -[Tamra] Jacey, don't.
-[Danny] What we need is fire. -Ryan.
-[Jacey] Babe-- -[Tamra] Jacey, don't.
Hey. Do you...
do you want some water or...
or something?
You have water?
No.
Fucking Christ!
[clattering]
I'm just... I'm just-just trying to help.
Just trying to help, right? Just trying to help me.
Trying to help me feel guilty, yeah?
Daniel.
Daniel's been gone since camp, Ryan.
So, what, you just trying to make
-everybody know now? -Danny.
-You want everybody to know?! -No!
I lost it all, Ryan!
Now I got a fat fucking reminder every fucking day!
Danny, let him go!
-You're hurting him! -[Danny] No!
No!
-No! -Danny--
I changed fucking everything about myself.
I changed fucking everything so I didn't
fucking vomit every time I look in the fucking mirror.
-[panting] -[Ever] Danny.
[Danny] Don't fucking look at me!
-[Ever] Danny. -[Danny screams]
We're here with you, Danny.
-Please. -[screaming]
-We just want to help you. -[Danny] Fuck you!
-[growling] -[shouting]
[tense music plays]
[screaming]
[Jacey] Oh, my God.
[Ryan] Is-is he dead?
Of course he's dead, Ryan.
He just fell off the frickin' roof!
Steven.
-[sobbing] -I'm...
I'm sorry.
[sniffles]
Ryan.
He wa... he wasn't always such an asshole.
I just wish everybody else could've known that.
[sniffles]
W-Wait.
[gasping, whimpering]
[dramatic music plays]
[bones cracking]
[growling]
[cracking]
[gasping]
What in the uppercase fuck was that?!
[Steven] How did he survive that?
-[shrieking in distance] -[all gasp]
If that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will.
If he just turns like that...
There was a whole bus full of kids.
This is happening.
[crying] Is Danny gonna be okay?
Are any of us?
[sniffles]
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know, but I promise you
I will do everything I can
to make sure that we are.
Okay? Okay?
I won't let anything happen to you, Tamra.
Okay?
[Randall] Um...
We can't go out there. It's not safe.
So we barricade the doors and let's just stay in here.
-Come on. -No.
Then we'll just trap ourselves.
Guys, we have no food,
no water.
We need help, and I think there is help out there.
There has to be.
What, but you just...
you just want to stay here and do nothing?
Whoa. Calm-calm down, Ever.
I'm just trying to protect us.
Yeah.
That's all, I'm sure.
Well, what do you suggest we do, then?
Those things...
I say we draw them to one side of the building
and then slip through the other.
Go get your phones. Maybe the bus starts.
No, no, absolutely not.
Absolutely fucking not. It's dangerous.
Guys, c-come on, help me with the door.
Wait, who put you in charge, exactly?
-Ever. -What?
I am sick of no one listening to common fucking sense.
Absolutely not!
I forbid it! No!
[tense music plays]
[Ever] You know what?
The great thing about this plan
is that I don't need your permission, Randall.
If you fuck this up, we can all die.
We have listened to you this whole day.
You've somehow always had the answers,
so everyone went along with it.
But how's that working out for us?
Danny was right.
What we need is fire.
[tense, pulsing music plays]
[grunts]
[sighs]
♪ ♪
Wayne was good for one thing.
[spray hissing]
[shuddering breaths]
[yells]
Oh, fuck!
[scoffs]
-There is no back way out. -[Ever] I'll make one.
[Tamra] Ever!
["Celia" by Andrew Reed and Tim Clark playing]
[growling]
♪ Celia ♪
♪ I'm sorry for The way I treat ya ♪
♪ Celia ♪
[Tamra] Ever! Ever!
Stop! What are you doing?
Randall's right. You can't go out there.
Oh, so now you think we should stick together.
What?
What are you talking...? Wait.
Wait, no, that... that's not...
that-that's not how it was at all.
Oh, you really don't get it.
Look, I'm just... I'm trying, okay?
Trying to do what? Be one of them?
-Sorry, I don't fit in that box. -Ever, wh-wh-whoa, whoa.
That's not what happened.
-I-- -Tamra!
This is not the time.
We don't know what's going on, we are cut off
from the rest of the world, and the one thing we should have
is each other's backs.
Ever, come on.
No, just leave me alone.
You're good at that.
Wait! Ever, don't leave me.
Ever.
[trembling breaths]
[distant shrieking]
Ever, wait! Hold up! Hey, wait!
Hold up! We gotta talk about this! Ever.
Ever, wait. Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Seriously, we have to think this through.
I've been thinking it through all day.
I should've said something sooner.
But Randall said--
I don't care what Randall said,
and you shouldn't, either.
Just please don't go out there, okay?
Wh-What if there's more--
Everything is a what-if.
I know, but-but just if--
What if I'm right?
[ominous music plays]
Fine.
But I'm coming with you.
[grunting]
Okay.
-[growling continues] -[fire crackling]
Thanks for coming with me.
I was kind of scared shitless.
Yeah, I still am.
Oh. Sweet.
Okay, come on.
Let's go.
Okay.
-[grunts] -Here, I got you.
Thanks.
-[sighs] -Okay?
-Yeah. Here. -Hey.
-[grunts] I got it. -Let's get you up here.
That's it. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
[creaking]
-[screams] -Oh, shit!
-Oh, my God. Oh, God. -Shh! Inside voices.
Inside voices. Okay.
[suspenseful music plays]
I am so sorry.
[gasps, whimpers] Okay.
Gotta find the phones.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
[chuckling]
-Fuck. -What?
No. No, no, no.
What?
They're...
they're all broken.
Fucking great!
-Ever, I'm so sorry. -[panting]
This was a really good idea.
You say that now.
This is why I should just shut up and let...
-let other people-- -What?
Oh, my God, no. No, no, no, no.
Don't say that. Oh, my God.
Why not?
What have I ever done
to justify anyone listening to me?
Clearly nothing.
I'm just... nothing.
Look at me. My...
My hair, my-my clothes, my...
Even my best friend thinks I'm nothing.
I tried to save Candace twice.
Nothing.
My entire existence is just...
...nothing.
I mean, it could be worse.
How?
I don't know.
I was... I was just trying to make you feel better.
Now who's good for nothing? [laughs]
Ever, I get what you're saying.
In your head, you think you're one thing,
and you try hard to be that thing.
I mean, like, you try really...
really, really hard to be that,
and then you're just not.
And then all the insults, the insecurities
and the names rush in when you try
to be that way in public and you can't.
I-I...
[sighs] I get it.
I, like... I really, really get it.
I do. I know.
I know.
I know you.
[gentle music plays]
Is this when you kiss me?
-W-Wait. Um, uh-- -What?
-No, no, it just, um...
it's just been such a long day,
-and, um-- -And?
I-I lost my gum, and I, like...
I ate a ton of dirt and mud earlier,
and I'm just... I'm really stinky right now.
-Steven. -What?
I might have puked a bit earlier.
That's great.
[chuckles] That's really great, 'cause...
then we're-we're basically in the same boat.
Pretty much.
-Do you still want to-- -Yeah.
Even though...?
[beeping]
-Wait. -Oh, my God.
-I'm sorry. You're-- -No, no, no.
Look. The radio.
The radio.
-What? What? -Come on.
-[cycling through stations] -[Ever] Come on.
[man on radio] ...these are combustible villas.
-I feel like I need a doggone-- -I was right.
-[cycling through stations] -[woman] ...tensions in the DMZ
are finally beginning to calm, as a once-torn nation--
This isn't everywhere.
[chuckles]
-[radio broadcast stops] -[buzzing]
[woman on tape] This message is transmitted
at the request of the United States--
[Ever] I was fucking right.
It's a tape.
[gasps]
[mysterious music plays]
Someone set this up.
[tense music plays]
[groaning]
I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
-Steven? -You weren't supposed to
find out about any of this. None of this
-was supposed to happen. -You--
-I'm so, so sorry. -[gasping]
Please believe me. You're gonna be okay.
You'll be okay. It's just a little bit.
Okay? Just a half dose, and you're gonna
wake up, and it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be fine.
You-you'll forget about all this, and we can start over.
[voice fades]
[tense music plays]
Good job, Steven.
Good job. You had to.
[chalk writing on blackboard]
[man shouting]
That's no hustle! That's a nap!
[whistle blows]
[Randall] I'm not talking about changing the whole world.
I'm talking about changing a few people for the better.
You know who-- people who make our lives a living hell.
What if we gave it back in a way that actually made a difference?
What kind of difference?
Remember the Scared Straight program?
Convicts and drill sergeants yelling at kids,
showing them prison life, awful shit, you know,
until they cry and promise
they won't grow up to be assholes?
Yeah, but Danny, Hunt and all those guys are popular.
They're not considered at risk, dude. We are.
Exactly. Nothing ever happens to them.
We can fix that.
They'll be our perfect audience.
We'll look like heroes for a day.
We'll save the day.
The assholes will respect us for once.
-Scared Straight. -Scared Straight.
[Steven] Randall, this is the biggest place ever.
How are we gonna wrangle all this?
Exactly. That's why we have a ringer: Chip Landsness.
Chip Landsness? Isn't that guy a dealer?
We'll get to that.
[groans] Holy shit, Chip. Holy fucking shit.
[echoing] I said subdue Mr. Lorenzo,
not bite his fucking face off.
It looks worse than it is.
He's fucking dead!
What are you, a doctor now?
Fucking look, Chip! Does he look alive to you?
What the hell, man?
[Chip] How do you know?
[panting]
[Chip] Hey.
They needed to believe it, and I delivered, okay?
Full commitment. I'm fucking method, dude.
Did he deserve it?
Fucking A, he did.
Fucking A.
[dark, atmospheric music plays]
[Lorenzo] He looks familiar,
doesn't he?
[Steven] Okay, I get everything else,
but what are we doing here?
What's this part of the plan?
Well, zombies can only do so much.
They scare them inside,
we scare them up here.
[Steven] So, what should I put on mine?
-[Randall] How do they see you? -[Steven] Okay, wait.
But we're still counting on tricking the bus driver.
[Wayne] There's no need to trick the bus driver.
Chad Lorenzo has been shitting on me since I was a freshman.
He got me there. I loved being
a high school bully so much, I never left.
Became a teacher.
I'm all the way in.
[snorting]
[Chip] Jesus, Wayne, hitting a little hard, bud.
You gonna be able to function?
Function? Chip, I've been waiting
20 years for this, 20 years to unleash.
I'm putting the "fun" back in "function."
[Chip] Oh, he will be humbled. Believe me.
Ever, I read somewhere
that 99% of all teens
wouldn't be bullied if they simply believed
they didn't deserve it.
Do you deserve it?
[shouting, screaming]
[Randall] We let Chip do his thing,
and they all start running, and we lead them
to here, and we wait for the zombies.
[Chip] Which will be your drugged-out
Rando classmates herded by Wayne
and yours truly,
because...
Check this out.
What's in that stuff?
[Chip] Control.
This is your Manson Family desert drug.
You tell 'em to dance, they will dance.
You tell 'em to follow, they will follow.
-Where did it come from? -Burning Van.
-Burning Man? -No. That shit's for hippies.
Burning Van.
Happens in Pensacola about once a month.
You can get all kinds of shit there.
Had my guy mixology this special cocktail for us.
This is your zombie juice.
See, we got it all planned out, Stevie.
[Steven] Okay, sure, that's the plan,
but what's the plan after the plan?
[Randall] The plan after the plan
is exactly what they testify.
We just say what they say they saw.
We get attacked by someone who doesn't exist.
We all heard the tape that's been burned in some barrel.
And we say exactly what they say they saw.
[Steven] Except, what if somebody catches on?
[Randall] If we keep 'em confused and scared,
then they won't figure it out.
How much did you fucking inject them with, Chip?
That shit back there, that was fucking crazy!
I didn't know it was gonna be like that!
I thought it was just gonna be, like,
shuffling Night of the Living Dead zombies.
That shit back there was like... was like World War Z
on fucking bath salts, man!
[Chip] It's an imperfect science, Steven.
Chip, you said that they wouldn't feel anything.
You said that they wouldn't get hurt.
-You said-- -Look, dude, do I need...
I need to explain drugs to you?
It will wear off.
They won't remember a thing.
They will wake up and not feel a thing.
[Steven] They're not gonna forget, 'cause they know, Chip.
They know. They know.
They all know. I heard them.
-[snarling] -[screams]
[raspy] Help us.
-[straining] -[screaming]
What do you even know about anything?!
You don't even know what the fuck you put in those things!
We had a plan, man.
Focus on the positive.
Everyone bought it.
We did our job.
I mean, so what if there are a few hiccups?
-I-- -Hiccups?
Wayne almost got everybody killed,
including me.
And now he's dead.
No one was supposed to die, man!
It's a mulligan.
We did our job.
-[howling] -[rock music plays]
[whoops]
[Chip] I don't know what you guys
are shitting your pants about.
You knew this would be a possibility.
Why else would you have a bag full of real weapons?
I got you your prize, assholes.
They're all in the cage.
Now go do what you gotta do.
What are you fucking talk...
What are you talking... What cage?
What weapons? What-what?
[Chip] Come on, Stevie.
You really think plans like this don't have backup plans?
[Steven] What the fuck is that for?
This is the contingency plan.
This negates any and all human error,
of which there's been a real fucking lot of!
You two, uh...
you gave me hope.
I saw a chance to take back
all the years that were stolen from me
because of the-the-the judgment they put upon me,
because of the labels they gave me,
because of the resentment inside of me.
All that shit that happens in high school,
that doesn't stay in high school.
That shit gets branded in here,
and it festers in here.
I still carry all that fucking anger,
all that sadness, all that-that worry
and anxiety.
I'm so fucking mad!
It's different faces but the same fucking dudes.
The same fucking teachers, the same fucking cops.
Now, I hoped that we could cure something tonight.
I really did.
We just exposed it for what it is.
A fucking plague.
Now, I'm going to do what I can to clean it up.
Maybe that'll help with some of the years of misery.
I don't fucking know. [chuckles]
But that could kill them.
If it need be, Stevie.
And that need...
...be.
[Randall] All right, Tamra's gonna wonder where I went.
I gotta get back. [sighs]
It's a shame I was only able to save you, Steven.
What are you talking about? What the...
Wh-What are you saying?
Anyone who's onto us has to go, for real,
or we go to prison forever.
I ain't going back.
You were in fucking jail?!
Only twice. Chill.
I rehabilitated.
Oh, my God, we're so...
...fucked! Fuck!
-Oh, no, no. Hey, hey. -[sobbing]
We just rewrite the ending.
We work with the girls.
We kill the assholes.
If anything happens, anything goes down,
they are just as guilty as us.
Okay? Win-win. I'm sorry.
Ever was just too smart for her own good.
[soft gasping]
Maybe Jacey's more your speed.
Come on.
[soft whimpering]
[ominous music plays]
Hey. There's no turning back now, Stevie.
[whimpering softly]
That man is going to murder you tonight, Ever,
unless you do something to stop him.
[suspenseful music plays]
[growling]
[Randall] I wanted to be the hero.
Guess I was always destined to be the villain.
♪ ♪
[Steven] What now?
What now? What's the plan?
This is the grand finale, Steven.
But we won't lose.
["Lucky One" by Nico Vega playing]
[soft gasping]
[grunting weakly]
-♪ It's so dark in here ♪ -[grunting angrily]
♪ I can barely hear my voice ♪
♪ In excruciating pain ♪
♪ It's excruciating ♪
♪ I'm the lucky one ♪
-[song stops] -[dramatic music plays]
It's time to put everyone out of their misery.
-[song resumes] -♪ The bridge ♪
♪ Is flooded ♪
[straining]
♪ I can't ♪
♪ Get across it ♪
I want you to know I wasn't planning
for things to go this way, but since they are,
I also want you to know that you deserve it.
♪ Down here... ♪
Let's have some fun.
♪ What do I do with this? ♪
-[Ever straining]
-♪ What do I do, do, do ♪
♪ But call ♪
Dose him. Don't worry about being gentle,
especially with that one.
♪ The bridge is flooded ♪
[howling]
[yells]
[grunts]
Leave him alone.
Why? He didn't leave me alone.
♪ I know ♪
Ever wonder where you'd be without Danny?
Probably just another Rando.
[screams]
Got you!
[grunting, gasping]
[Randall] It's time. Them or us.
You understand?
♪ Hey, hey ♪
[grunting]
♪ Hey, hey ♪
[grunting]
[retching]
♪ Hey, hey... ♪
[grunting]
If you stop fighting, I'll be sweet.
-[panting] -Whoa.
[Lorenzo] Ever.
Remember what your mother said.
♪ Hey, hey... ♪
Make good choices!
[grunting]
- [groans] - [whimpering]
♪ Hey, hey ♪
[whimpering, gasping]
[gasping]
♪ Hey, hey ♪
[gasps]
Oh!
[groans]
[grunting]
[song distorting, skipping]
[thudding, groaning]
[song stops]
Fuck.
[tense music plays]
Okay, when I slide this door open,
you remove the latch and get out of the way.
-Okay? -Okay. Okay.
[door slides, clanks]
[Tamra] Randall?
Jesus, there you are.
I thought I heard something up here.
Thank God. Where...
Where have you been?
Tamra, I'm-I'm so sorry.
[somber music plays]
Ever's gone.
Those things got her.
No, but...
We can get through this.
-[sighs] -[crying]
Tamra, I need you to be strong.
I know how to save us. We gotta get everybody up here.
Can you help me?
[crying continues]
It's what Ever would've wanted.
[panting]
[gasping]
I need your help, okay?
[Danny] Steven?
Hey, just let us go, man.
Hey, you know, you don't want to be here, man.
I'm with you.
-[Steven] Stop talking.
-Steven! - Fuck.
-[tense, rhythmic music plays] -[panting]
[grunts]
What the hell are you doing?
You do this, bro,
there is no coming back!
-Hey, shut up! -[yelling]
Shut up right now!
-Shut up! Shut up! -There's no coming back.
Shut the fuck up right now!
[frantic yelling and shouting]
[dramatic music plays]
[snarling in distance]
[growling in distance]
[Randall] Do you hear that?
It's them. They killed our friends.
Well, now we got 'em cornered. Now it's time to end it
before they take anything else away from us.
-[Jacey] Let's get out of here. -No!
Look at what happened to Danny!
We can't keep running. If we do,
they're just gonna keep chasing us,
and that's how they win.
But not tonight.
We're gonna kill as one,
right here, right now.
Where'd you get these?
Ask me later. Use 'em now.
I don't think I can.
[Randall] I know.
But they aren't us anymore.
[shrieking]
[Randall] Eyes front! Get ready!
All right, you're strong enough.
You don't need anyone else.
[Randall] None of us do.
On three, you put them down.
On three.
[snarling]
One.
Two.
Three! Now!
[yelling]
- [distorted yelling] - No!
[distorted yelling]
No! Stop!
[gasps] Ever?
Oh, God! She's one of them!
[grunts] No, I'm not.
They drugged us! [grunting]
Hey! She's infected!
She's trying to trick us! Attack her!
Steven and Randall, they set this whole thing up!
She's gonna kill me!
Don't worry, Steven! We're coming!
[straining]
They tricked us, drugged us,
want to screw us, but they fucked up,
and now they have to kill us to get away with it!
She's telling the truth!
Danny?
-Daniel? -Don't listen to her!
This is what they want!
If you want to live, fight right now!
[Ever] Tamra.
You're my best friend,
so have my back
and clock that fuck!
[grunts]
Randall, no!
[atmospheric music plays]
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
[Danny] Look out!
-[Ever gasps] -[Steven yells]
♪ ♪
[Steven] Ever! Ever!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Yes, Steven, you are.
No!
[snarling]
-[snarling continues] -[door bangs shut]
-Go! -No, no! No! Oh, my God!
[Steven screaming]
-We got this. -Help me!
-[shrieking, growling] - [Steven] Oh, my God!
[atmospheric music plays]
Hey.
You okay?
[gasps] Ever, look out!
[yells]
Jacey!
-[whimpers] Oh, God. -[Ever] Jacey!
Oh, God. Oh, God.
[grunting]
♪ ♪
-[grunting] -[clanging]
Hey, fucker!
[panting]
-We could've been everything. -[chuckles]
I would never be with someone like you.
-Fine. -[gasping]
Tamra!
♪ ♪
Goodbye, Tamra.
[grunting]
-No! -Daniel!
♪ ♪
Jacey.
[grunting]
-[body thuds] -[sword clangs]
[crowbar clangs on floor]
[dramatic music plays]
[whimpering]
[yells]
[groaning]
[grunting]
[retching, coughing]
[Tamra] Ever!
[gasping breaths]
[clattering]
Are...
Are you okay?
No.
Not at all.
Pretty sure I just went through withdrawal.
How about you?
No, pretty...
pretty messed-up.
Yeah.
We're good.
[coughs]
-[Jacey] Are you okay? -[gasping]
I'm so sorry.
I was such a fucking asshole to you.
And you, too.
[Jacey] Yes.
You have been,
but I'm not letting you die
until we figure it out. Get it?
Okay.
Good talk.
[head thuds]
[growling nearby]
[suspenseful music plays]
[growling]
[snarling]
[growls]
[panting]
[distorted voice] You can't stop me!
[trembling breaths]
No, Randall...
I can't.
But they can.
♪ All the bones grew strong ♪
♪ Before they broke ♪
-[spits] -♪ All the blood runs hot ♪
♪ Before it's cold ♪
♪ All the bones grew strong ♪
[clattering]
♪ Before they broke ♪
[growls]
[pulsing dance beat plays]
Fuck it.
[grunting]
-♪ We die ♪ -♪ All the bones ♪
♪ Grew strong Before they broke ♪
-♪ So what? ♪ -♪ All the blood ♪
♪ Runs hot before it's cold ♪
-♪ We're here ♪ -♪ All the bones ♪
♪ Grew strong Before they broke ♪
[grunting]
-♪ We die ♪ -♪ All the bones ♪
♪ Grew strong Before they broke ♪
-♪ So what? ♪ -♪ All the blood ♪
♪ Runs hot before it's cold ♪
-♪ We're here ♪ -♪ All the bones ♪
♪ Grew strong Before they broke ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
-[groans] -Jacey!
I-I got it.
[grunting]
Son of a bitch!
[tense music plays]
-That was awesome. -[grunts]
[Ever grunting]
♪ ♪
[Randall panting]
You... you are nothing.
[grunts]
[rock music plays]
[sword whooshing]
[sighs]
Shit.
Should I have said something cool?
You nailed it.
Sweet.
[chalk writing on blackboard]
[relaxing music plays]
[birds chirping]
[Ever] And so, the PTA set up a field trip for extra credit
with the goal of teaching teens
to become one with nature, respect each other...
My life sucks.
[Ever] ...and maybe, just maybe,
plant the seeds of friendship.
But instead, two boys desperate to be lords of high school
and two adults who never grew up past it
hatched a plan involving reckless driving,
drinking, drugs, violence and horror
to teach a teacher a lesson,
bully the bullies into submission,
humble those with hubris,
and have unprotected apocalypse sex with their crushes.
This plan was an epic fail.
However, as the sun rose,
something else about that night dawned upon us,
an unintended side effect of what we'd all been through.
A bully had become a protector.
Who would've thought that we'd be friends again, huh, Danny?
[chuckles] It's Daniel.
-Hey. -Hey, man.
[Ever] The estranged had come back together.
If I may ask,
what happened between you two?
-It's a long story. -No, man, it's not.
We were best friends at fat camp.
Yeah, and then I lost all the weight,
but I became a bit of a dick until this morning, so...
[chuckles]
Guess it's a short story.
Onward. [chuckles]
More like a sonnet.
[Ever] A beauty queen realized the inside
is just as important as the outside.
Strangers were no longer strangers.
Not to be rude, but...
who are you?
I got on the wrong bus.
Thanks.
[Ever] And there it was.
This unlikely group had bonded like braces
during the most combustible,
formative years of teen life
to become a loyal tribe.
Matt, Juniper...
Candace, Wagoner.
I hear Karlak can help us get the bus started.
How can I help?
Who says we want your help, Jump Street?
I'm kidding.
Let's go, Hunter.
It is amazing how much you can learn about somebody
after you've been held captive together.
Ain't that right, Fat Camp?
[Danny] I guess so, Jump Street.
[Ever] And then there were the two old friends.
And... then there's us.
[chuckles softly]
What did we learn, you and I?
-You first. -Um...
I... I guess this is all about
getting out of your own way.
[chuckles] I got stuck.
Sorry.
Well, I mean...
I was seriously close to killing you back there,
so... sorry.
Yeah. What was up with that?
-You know, in the moment, I... -Uh-huh.
...didn't recognize you.
But then...
I saw my friend.
But she wasn't the same anymore.
Is it that bad?
Uh, more like badass.
What?
-Yeah. -Really?
-Yes. -You think so?
[laughing] It's totally you.
I mean, don't get me wrong, that was crazy back there.
Like, you got a total mayhem makeover.
[both laugh]
But...
yeah, all of a sudden, there you were,
standing there, like...
...complete.
And that was the scariest part of the whole night.
'Cause I thought...
"She doesn't need me anymore."
[gentle music plays]
No one said high school was easy.
[chuckles]
You know,
my mom said
it's when you get out of high school
that you learn who you really are.
That's when you figure out where you belong.
But maybe...
this completely fucked-up night
proved that we don't have to wonder
which groups are gonna accept us or define us,
because any group
would be fucking lucky
to have us consider them.
[both laughing]
[soaring, dramatic music plays]
[ominous music plays]
[groaning softly]
[rock music plays]
[soaring, dramatic music plays]
[back-up alarm beeping]
[beeping distorts, slows]
[chuckles softly]
You know... I think we needed that.
[all screaming]
What the fuck?
♪ Keep distance Just don't let 'em get close ♪
♪ Seems like you're Doing the most ♪
♪ Humanitarian boast ♪
♪ Well, keep The brainwash going ♪
♪ It's a system untouched ♪
♪ Am I saying Too much, too much? ♪
♪ Keep distance Just don't let 'em get close ♪
♪ Seems like you're Doing the most ♪
♪ Humanitarian boast ♪
♪ Well, keep The brainwash going ♪
♪ It's a system untouched ♪
♪ Am I saying Too much, too much? ♪
[repeating distorted] ♪ Too much ♪
♪ ♪
[chalk writing on blackboard]
[echoing boom]
So, in an attempt to triumph over your targets,
you two troubled teens tricked, terrorized
and tragically tried to take out your own classmates.
But all the besties, bullies and babes
not only didn't bite it.
They emerged, humbled,
brave, balanced young adults.
Does that sound about right?
-What are you, CIA? -No.
PTA.
The Parent Teachers Association is bringing back
the Scared Straight program.
And the question we have for you boys is...
[echoing boom]
Can you do it again?
♪ Like a waterfall ♪
♪ Like a waterfall Like a waterfall ♪
♪ Like a waterfall ♪
♪ And I can do this anyway ♪
♪ Like a waterfall Like a waterfall ♪
♪ And I can do this anyway ♪
♪ Like a waterfall Like a waterfall ♪
♪ Hey, you in the crowd Looking south ♪
♪ Tell me what you found ♪
♪ I can do this anyway ♪
♪ Hey, you in the crowd Looking south ♪
♪ Tell me what you found ♪
♪ I can do this anyway ♪
[song echoes, fades]