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I wasn't in love with him.
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I know everyone thought I was.
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But I wasn't.
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I loved him, of course.
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It was impossible
not to love Felix.
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And that was part
of the problem.
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Everyone loved him.
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Everyone wanted to
be around him.
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It exhausted him.
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People just wouldn't
leave him alone.
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Especially the girls.
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Christ, the girls!
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It was embarrassing, really,
how everyone fawned over him.
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I think, honestly, that's why
he liked me so much.
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I protected him.
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I was honest with him.
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I understood him.
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I loved him.
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I loved him.
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But was I "in love" with him?
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{\an8}♪ Zadok the priest ♪
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{\an8}♪ And Nathan ♪
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{\an8}♪ The prophet ♪
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{\an8}♪ Anointed ♪
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{\an8}♪ Solomon King ♪
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{\an8}You're really, really
frustrating me.
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{\an8}It's infuriating.
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{\an8}♪ Rejoiced ♪
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{\an8}♪ Rejoiced ♪
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{\an8}♪ And all
the people rejoiced ♪
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{\an8}♪ Rejoiced ♪
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{\an8}♪ Rejoiced ♪
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{\an8}♪ And all
the people rejoiced ♪
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{\an8}♪ Rejoiced ♪
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{\an8}I got it
in India this year.
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{\an8}♪ Rejoiced ♪
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{\an8}♪ God save the King ♪
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{\an8}♪ Long live the King ♪
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{\an8}♪ God save the King ♪
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{\an8}♪ Amen, amen
Hallelujah, hallelujah, amen ♪
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{\an8}♪ Amen, amen ♪
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{\an8}♪ Amen, hallelujah, amen ♪
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- Oh, he's got the scarf.
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- Hey, cool jacket.
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And the tie.
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♪ God save the King ♪
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Is that seat taken?
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Sorry,
can I...
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I'm Michael Gavey.
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Oliver.
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- Oliver what?
- Oliver Quick.
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So you're a Norman no-mates
too, then, Oliver Quick?
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Isn't everyone?
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- It's only the first night.
- Look around you.
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It's just me and you, mate.
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And the girl
who's got agoraphobia,
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but she's in her room. Obviously.
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- What are you reading?
- Er...
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I'm reading Maths.
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I'm a genius.
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I don't even
like Maths, really.
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I can just do it. In my head.
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Anything. Ask me a sum.
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- No, you're okay.
- Oh, come on.
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It's... It's not like
I don't believe you.
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- Please. Come on.
- No, I believe...
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Fucking ask me a sum, then!
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Er...
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423 times 78.
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32,994.
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So, how are you
finding Oxford?
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Good.
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Yeah, good.
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- Hmm.
- Thanks.
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Did you come
from far from home?
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Prescot.
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- Yeah, where?
- Er, Prescot.
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- Merseyside.
- Ah.
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Never been.
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Never been.
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Prescot.
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So, how did you get on
with the summer reading list?
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Er, yeah. Okay, I think.
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I read it all.
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- What, all of it?
- Mmm-hmm.
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Fifty books on there.
Are you mad?
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- I thought we're supposed to.
- King James Bible is on there.
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Telling me you
spent your whole summer
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reading the Bible?
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The reading list is optional.
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I've not read
half the books on there.
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- Sorry.
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Any idea where he's got to?
He's 20 minutes late now.
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Right, well, I suppose we'd
better make a start, then.
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I'm so sorry. Sorry I'm late.
Sorry I'm late.
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I'm so sorry.
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Got completely lost.
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Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.
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You're Farleigh Start,
I take it?
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Nice of you to join us, finally.
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You're not a
relation of, er,
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Frederica Start,
by any chance?
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Er, she's my mother.
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No!
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I knew her
when I was your age.
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When we were both here.
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When she was Frederica Catton.
Before she went to America.
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No way!
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Oh, my God. I'll tell her.
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She's gonna be thrilled
that I'm being
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tutored by one of her friends.
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Oh, no, not, er, friend.
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More, er... admirer.
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Yeah, from afar.
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Not sure we ever spoke.
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No, don't even mention me.
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Shall we start?
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"G.K. Chesterton
would have it.
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"This outrageous
gallop of lines.
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"And thus,
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-"the shape of the verse...
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"...can be said like
Browning's Last Duchess
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"to look as if
it 'were alive'."
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- Okay. Yeah.
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Very good. Erm...
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Yeah, a lot of food
for thought there. Intriguing.
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And thus...
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Hmm?
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Sorry. Er, just "thus".
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It's just a funny word.
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- Why?
I don't know.
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I don't think we really use it
in real life, do we?
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It's just, kind of, verbose,
don't you think?
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- No. Not really.
- No.
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No, you don't.
You used it seven times.
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- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
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I counted.
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He's got you there,
I'm afraid, Oliver.
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So, you're picking apart
the style of my essay
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instead of the substance?
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That's kind of...
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- Kind of what?
- Lazy?
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It's completely
valid to debate
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the rhetoric of an argument.
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It's not what you argue
but how.
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Great point.
Yeah.
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Especially if you haven't
actually read the poems.
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Look forward
to hearing your essay.
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Oliver.
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Oliver?
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I got you a Crunchie.
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Oh, thanks.
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Did you know
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there was a college
Christmas party tonight?
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NFI, me and you.
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Not fucking invited.
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- I'm sure anyone can go.
- Oh, no.
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It's invitation only, apparently.
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You get an invite
in your pigeon hole?
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- Haven't checked.
- I have. You didn't.
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Fucking losers.
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- Like we wanted to go, anyway.
- Yeah.
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As if we actually want to talk
to those vapid cunts.
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- Nah, we can make our own fun,
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- can't we?
- Yeah.
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- Are you gonna eat that?
- No, you can have it.
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♪ One, two
Santa Claus is coming ♪
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♪ Three, four
Filling up my stocking ♪
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♪ Five, six
Everybody's popping ♪
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♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
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♪ Everybody, come together ♪
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♪ It's a hot, hot
Christmas night ♪
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♪ Make the magic
last forever ♪
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♪ Have a cheeky
Christmas time ♪
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You all right?
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Erm, yeah,
I've got a flat tyre.
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- Oh. That's bad luck.
- Yeah.
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I've just been trying
to fix it.
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Yeah, of course,
it's when I'm already
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ten minutes late
for my tutorial.
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Fuck!
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Where is it?
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Er, it's Iffley Road.
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- Shit.
- Yeah.
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I'm already in it
for skiving last week, so...
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Look, I'm not really
going anywhere.
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Just taking these
back to the library.
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Take my bike.
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No, no, no, I couldn't.
I mean, it looks like rain.
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- I wouldn't want to...
- Honestly, it's no big deal.
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I mean, I'll just get it
from you later.
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- You're in my college, so...
- Am I?
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Yep.
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Fuck, that's kind.
Are you serious?
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Mate, that is so kind.
Thank you.
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Are you sure?
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I mean, it's a bit of a faff
wheeling it back to college.
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You want me
to take yours back?
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Oh, no, no, no. I...
I'm sorry, I just thought...
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I mean, I can wheel it
back to college.
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- It's not that far.
- Oh, thank you.
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Thank you. I'm sorry,
I don't know your name.
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- I'm... I'm Felix.
- Oliver.
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- Oliver. Oliver.
- Yeah.
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- Oliver, I love you.
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- I love...
- Yeah...
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I love you.
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I love you. I love you. Seriously.
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- Okay.
- Thank you so much, mate.
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So kind. You're a fucking
life-saver, really. Thank you.
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All right, I'll just leave
yours in the bike shed, yeah?
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- Yeah. Fine.
- All right, cheers, Ollie!
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Jameson spends the whole time
staring at her tits,
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completely ignoring the fact
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she can barely
do her times tables.
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Times tables, Oliver!
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Just fuck off
and do history of art, love.
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- Hmm.
- Oliver. Oliver?
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- Yeah.
- Not exactly dazzling company.
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Sorry.
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Ooh! Sweet baby Jesus!
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I'm going for a slash.
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Get me another pint,
please, Oliver?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks.
228
00:13:06,501 --> 00:13:08,084
- A pint, mate.
Yeah.
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Oh! There he is.
Ollie! Oliver!
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Oliver! Come here, mate!
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Yeah, come here.
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Come here. What? Come here.
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Unreal.
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Hiya, mate.
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Hi.
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This is my fucking hero
right here.
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I was just telling everyone
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how you saved
my arse yesterday.
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So cute.
So cute.
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Hey, take a seat.
I owe you a drink.
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Here, shove up, yeah.
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Oh, sorry.
Are you with a friend?
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Er, no, they just left.
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So, erm, what college
are you in, mate?
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- Yours.
Oh, right.
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And, er,
what are you studying?
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Shots. Shots. Shots.
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Wait, wait, wait, Jägerbombs.
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Jägerbombs!
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- I...
- It's your round, man.
251
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,043
Yeah, go on, mate.
- I should go to bed.
252
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:15,793
Wait, no, no, no.
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No, you can't snake your way
out of a round.
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- I'm... I'm not.
- It looks like you are.
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Come on.
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Okay! Okay.
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- Farleigh.
What?
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- Just cut him a break, mate.
- What?
259
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,084
That round's gonna cost
a fucking fortune.
260
00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:39,459
Pub rules, Felix.
261
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,543
It's my round.
I can't.
262
00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:44,793
I can't. I can't go back
and ask them for money.
263
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,209
Not my problem.
I'm asking...
264
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:48,584
Could I just pay you tomorrow?
265
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:50,251
I'm sorry, mate.
You're not even close.
266
00:14:50,251 --> 00:14:52,876
Oh, please, I'll bring you
the money tomorrow.
267
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:54,168
No.
268
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:56,084
- Please? I'm...
Fuck's sake.
269
00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:58,376
Thought you might need a hand
with these ones, mate.
270
00:14:58,376 --> 00:14:59,793
Oh, and you, er,
you dropped this
271
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,209
on the floor by your feet.
272
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:03,584
I was gonna nick it,
273
00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:05,043
but I thought
I'd do the right thing.
274
00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:12,501
Thank you.
275
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:16,293
I'll, erm,
pay it back tomorrow.
276
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,501
Don't know what
you're talking about, mate.
277
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:23,209
Thank you, Ollie!
Whoa!
278
00:15:23,209 --> 00:15:26,376
- Thank you, Ollie. Oh, my God.
279
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:27,626
Cheers, man.
280
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,209
Ollie! Ollie! Ollie!
281
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,668
Yeah, well, you know,
282
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,043
Farleigh basically
grew up with us.
283
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,959
I didn't know
you and Farleigh were cousins.
284
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:15,709
Mmm. My aunt,
285
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,334
- Farleigh's mum...
- Mmm-hmm.
286
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:19,376
...ran away to America
when she was 19
287
00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:21,293
to escape
the cold-hearted English.
288
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:24,834
- Ciggie?
- Er, don't smoke.
289
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,376
Dear Auntie Fred
married a lunatic
290
00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:28,834
who pissed everything
she had up the wall
291
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:31,251
and a fair chunk
of Dad's money too,
292
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,918
until he had to finally
cut her off.
293
00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:36,043
Sounds like
an Evelyn Waugh novel.
294
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:37,376
You know,
a lot of Waugh's characters
295
00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:38,668
are based on
my family, actually.
296
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:41,501
Yeah, he was completely
obsessed with our house.
297
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,084
Well, Dad, you know,
298
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:45,334
he felt so guilty
about the whole thing that
299
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:47,709
he decided he would pay for
all of Farleigh's education.
300
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,418
Lucky Farleigh.
301
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,334
Oh, fat lot of good
it's done him.
302
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:53,251
He's been expelled from almost
every school in England
303
00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:54,459
for sucking off the teachers.
304
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,126
How about you?
OLIVER: Er...
305
00:16:58,126 --> 00:16:59,834
I've not sucked
any teachers off.
306
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,168
Not yet, you haven't.
307
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,001
It's DJ Fucking Shadow.
308
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:05,793
He's fucking
chronic, mate.
309
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,918
All these
boarding school psychos.
310
00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:09,293
What do they teach you?
311
00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:11,793
Um, Latin.
312
00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:13,376
Water polo.
313
00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:16,043
- And child abuse.
314
00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:17,126
Ah, that's cute.
315
00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:19,668
Baby Felix.
316
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:22,793
There aren't any pictures
of me as a kid.
317
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,626
Well, I mean, there's not much
really to say.
318
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,001
Oh, come on.
What, are you
319
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,584
in fucking witness protection
or something?
320
00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:29,668
Jesus Christ, mate.
321
00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:32,209
Well, do you
have any siblings?
322
00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:33,293
What are your parents like?
323
00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:34,834
Siblings, no.
324
00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:38,293
And, er, my parents, I...
325
00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:39,584
What?
326
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,126
...don't see them that much.
327
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,584
- Why?
- Just, er...
328
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,293
they've...
329
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,501
- They've got problems.
- What? What kind of...
330
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,876
- What do you mean, problems?
- Mental health.
331
00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:51,459
And addiction and stuff.
332
00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:53,793
Dad was, kind of,
dealing and stuff.
333
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,126
Dealing?
334
00:17:55,126 --> 00:17:57,043
Sounds awful, really.
335
00:17:58,126 --> 00:17:59,668
- Yeah.
- Was it, was it...
336
00:17:59,668 --> 00:18:01,459
- Was it awful?
- Look, it's...
337
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,251
...it's all tough.
338
00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,043
Yeah.
339
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,543
Fuck 'em.
340
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:12,418
You're a fucking
inspiration, mate.
341
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:13,709
Seriously.
342
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:14,959
Thank you.
Very cool.
343
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:20,626
Now, can you eenie, meenie
India or Annabel,
344
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:23,793
and take one fucking home?
Because they look miserable.
345
00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:26,043
Eenie, meenie, miny, moe.
346
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:27,584
Catch a tiger by his toe.
347
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,376
If he squeals, let him go.
348
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,376
Er...
349
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,668
You're out, boy scout.
350
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,126
Well, what the fuck, mate?
351
00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:45,043
I've been chirpsing her
for about an hour.
352
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:46,626
I wanted at least a handjob.
353
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,209
I know. We all want
a fucking handjob, mate.
354
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,793
Get yourself a title
and a massive fuck off castle.
355
00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:57,584
Oliver Quick.
356
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,334
You look different.
357
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:05,168
Do I?
358
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,334
He'll get bored of you.
359
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:12,001
Excuse me?
360
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:17,876
Bootlicker.
361
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:26,626
Can Oliver come?
Maybe.
362
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:27,709
What?
363
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,418
I don't know.
He's just a bit awkward.
364
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:31,959
He's got zero chat.
365
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,501
Like, who would I even
sit him next to?
366
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,501
I don't know.
One of your hot friends?
367
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:40,459
I'm... I'm sorry, Felix,
368
00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:43,293
but no one wants to sit
next to fucking Oliver.
369
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,376
Why not?
370
00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:46,751
'Cause
he's a scholarship boy
371
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:49,209
who buys his clothes
from Oxfam.
372
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:53,001
Harsh. That's so harsh.
373
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,793
- You're such a snob.
Sorry.
374
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,001
- So fucking hot.
375
00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:41,501
I know.
376
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:45,501
What's that smell?
377
00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:50,876
Erm... I don't know.
378
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:54,668
No.
379
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,543
- No, no, no.
- What? What are you on about?
380
00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:58,001
It's disgusting, Felix.
381
00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,709
- Right, I'm cleaning up.
- It's fine.
382
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,418
Only rich people can afford
to be this filthy.
383
00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:03,709
- Fuck off.
- I mean, you've got
384
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:04,793
fucking pizza on the floor.
385
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:05,876
Mate, stop it.
I'll do it later. It's fine.
386
00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:08,459
No, you won't, mate.
No, you fucking won't.
387
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,459
- You'll never do it.
- Yes, I will.
388
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:13,126
- No, you won't.
- Ollie, yes, I will.
389
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:14,251
- I said I'd do it later.
- No, you won't.
390
00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:16,251
Ollie, fucking stop!
I'm not a fucking child!
391
00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:17,418
I can do it myself!
392
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:25,918
I'm just... I'm just...
393
00:21:26,626 --> 00:21:28,751
I'm just hot. It's fucking
boiling in these rooms.
394
00:21:28,751 --> 00:21:30,501
They'd rather we all
die of heatstroke
395
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:32,376
than ruin the fucking
wood fucking panelling
396
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:33,793
by putting in
air conditioning.
397
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,668
Stressing about the exams?
398
00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:37,293
I'm not stressed
about the exams, Ol.
399
00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:38,959
You're driving me fucking...
400
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:51,334
I've got some revising to do.
I think I might, er...
401
00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:52,751
I might catch you later, yeah?
402
00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:57,959
- King's Arms later?
- Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Erm...
403
00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,418
I'll text you, yeah?
404
00:22:02,543 --> 00:22:03,543
Okay.
405
00:22:03,543 --> 00:22:04,626
Of course.
406
00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:22,959
♪ Jump left ♪
407
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:28,084
♪ What are you
holding out for? ♪
408
00:22:29,293 --> 00:22:31,834
♪ What's always in the way? ♪
409
00:22:33,709 --> 00:22:39,376
♪ Why so damn absent-minded? ♪
410
00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:44,626
♪ Why so scared of romance? ♪
411
00:22:48,626 --> 00:22:50,751
♪ This modern love ♪
412
00:22:53,376 --> 00:22:54,459
♪ Breaks me ♪
413
00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:01,168
♪ This modern love ♪
414
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:04,834
♪ Wastes me ♪
415
00:23:09,584 --> 00:23:11,459
♪ This modern love ♪
416
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,001
♪ Wastes me ♪
417
00:23:15,001 --> 00:23:17,334
- Hey.
Oh, hey.
418
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,668
I was just seeing
if Felix was in.
419
00:23:20,543 --> 00:23:21,543
We were supposed to meet.
420
00:23:21,543 --> 00:23:22,959
Er...
421
00:23:24,293 --> 00:23:25,668
Yeah, they're all at the pub.
422
00:23:26,334 --> 00:23:27,918
Oh.
423
00:23:27,918 --> 00:23:29,334
Okay.
424
00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:30,501
He didn't say.
425
00:23:32,251 --> 00:23:33,293
Was India there?
426
00:23:34,376 --> 00:23:35,376
Yeah.
427
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,168
- Sorry.
- Oh, God, no.
428
00:23:41,168 --> 00:23:42,251
Whatever.
429
00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:51,459
Do you have any alcohol?
430
00:23:53,918 --> 00:23:55,626
Would you like me
to have alcohol?
431
00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:12,668
Do you think
he'll be jealous?
432
00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:15,584
Honestly?
433
00:24:17,126 --> 00:24:19,501
I don't think it will even
fucking register.
434
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,001
Hi, Mum.
435
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,543
Ollie, what's happened?
436
00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:10,501
- Hey, come here.
437
00:25:13,168 --> 00:25:14,209
How did it happen?
438
00:25:15,584 --> 00:25:17,126
Cracked his head
on the pavement.
439
00:25:19,376 --> 00:25:22,084
Probably drunk, knowing Dad.
440
00:25:22,584 --> 00:25:25,209
- Fucking hell.
- Or off his fucking tits.
441
00:25:26,084 --> 00:25:27,376
Jeez, I'm...
442
00:25:28,168 --> 00:25:30,043
I'm so sorry, Ollie, that's...
443
00:25:30,043 --> 00:25:31,168
It's just a shock.
444
00:25:32,918 --> 00:25:34,001
Is your mum all right?
445
00:25:34,876 --> 00:25:37,001
She was completely incoherent...
446
00:25:38,543 --> 00:25:41,501
which is pretty
normal for her.
447
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,501
They're gonna
have to let you skip exams.
448
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,293
You're in no state
to do them now.
449
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,793
- I mean, you've gotta go home.
- No.
450
00:25:47,793 --> 00:25:49,209
I can't miss the exams.
451
00:25:49,209 --> 00:25:50,293
Of course you can miss
452
00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:52,126
- the fucking exams.
- No, I can't.
453
00:25:52,126 --> 00:25:53,501
No.
454
00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:55,168
I'm not like you, Felix.
455
00:25:56,251 --> 00:25:57,501
This is all I have.
456
00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:29,501
- Hey, Oliver.
- Hey.
457
00:26:31,668 --> 00:26:34,876
Oh, nice tux.
458
00:26:34,876 --> 00:26:35,959
Thank you.
459
00:26:35,959 --> 00:26:38,418
Wow. It's a rental, right?
460
00:26:38,418 --> 00:26:39,501
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
461
00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:42,376
Yeah, the sleeves
are too long.
462
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:45,918
Always check the sleeves.
463
00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:48,959
But still, not bad.
464
00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:51,751
I mean, you're almost passing.
465
00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:53,334
For what?
466
00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:55,293
I don't know.
467
00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,584
A real human boy.
468
00:27:01,084 --> 00:27:02,126
Hey.
469
00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:03,209
Ollie!
470
00:27:04,334 --> 00:27:05,543
- Hiya, mate.
- Hey.
471
00:27:05,543 --> 00:27:06,918
Come on, then. Follow me.
472
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,084
Wait, wait, wait.
473
00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:12,834
- Where are we going?
474
00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:14,543
We're gonna
miss the ball, Felix.
475
00:27:19,876 --> 00:27:21,293
What's going on, Felix?
476
00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:23,501
Well, I was thinking
about how I...
477
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:35,334
You... You've had such
a shit time lately
478
00:27:35,334 --> 00:27:36,959
and you've been so brave
about everything, I...
479
00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:40,001
- Oh, Felix, come on.
480
00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:42,876
So in my family,
we have this tradition, right?
481
00:27:42,876 --> 00:27:43,959
When somebody dies,
482
00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:47,043
we write their name on a, er,
on a stone,
483
00:27:47,043 --> 00:27:48,584
and we chuck it in the river.
484
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,209
My great-grandfather
started it
485
00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:51,626
when his son died in the war.
486
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:54,168
I've only done it
for my dog so far, but...
487
00:27:55,168 --> 00:27:56,918
You know,
I don't know, I just...
488
00:27:56,918 --> 00:27:58,251
It helped, a bit.
489
00:28:02,501 --> 00:28:04,668
This feels a bit
fucking stupid now.
490
00:28:04,668 --> 00:28:06,668
No. It's not stupid.
491
00:28:07,876 --> 00:28:08,918
Thank you.
492
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,126
It's something, right?
493
00:28:19,584 --> 00:28:21,168
- So what do I do?
- I don't know really.
494
00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:24,043
Erm, er, I guess you could say
a few words, or...
495
00:28:25,001 --> 00:28:27,793
I mean, we could just stand
here in silence for a bit.
496
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,376
And then you just...
just chuck it in.
497
00:28:51,209 --> 00:28:53,043
- Well, that can't be good.
- Oh.
498
00:28:54,918 --> 00:28:55,918
Fuck.
499
00:29:01,334 --> 00:29:02,584
Do you think you'll go home?
500
00:29:05,334 --> 00:29:06,376
Honestly?
501
00:29:08,043 --> 00:29:10,084
I don't think
I'll ever go home again.
502
00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,751
But what
about your mum?
503
00:29:16,793 --> 00:29:18,043
You know
the first time I felt
504
00:29:18,043 --> 00:29:19,584
the inside of my mum's throat?
505
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,293
I was eight.
506
00:29:24,043 --> 00:29:26,043
My dad told me
507
00:29:26,043 --> 00:29:28,501
I had to stick my fingers in
to make her sick,
508
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,084
otherwise...
509
00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:33,876
she'd die in her sleep.
510
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,376
So "home" doesn't mean
the same for me
511
00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:41,334
as it does for you, Felix.
512
00:29:42,918 --> 00:29:44,876
The fucking
filth of the place,
513
00:29:44,876 --> 00:29:46,668
the mess, I can't do it.
514
00:29:48,751 --> 00:29:49,793
Just can't.
515
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,543
Well, why don't you
come home with me?
516
00:29:56,543 --> 00:29:58,084
Come to Saltburn.
517
00:29:58,918 --> 00:30:00,251
- No.
- Yeah.
518
00:30:00,251 --> 00:30:01,584
It's too much
of an imposition.
519
00:30:01,584 --> 00:30:03,626
Oh, fuck off, it is!
You'll save my sanity.
520
00:30:03,626 --> 00:30:05,084
- Seriously.
- Oh, it'd feel weird.
521
00:30:05,084 --> 00:30:06,793
It won't feel weird.
I mean, Mum has people
522
00:30:06,793 --> 00:30:08,584
come and stay
for months at a time.
523
00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:10,918
And you know what?
If you get sick of us,
524
00:30:10,918 --> 00:30:12,251
you can leave.
525
00:30:14,001 --> 00:30:15,126
I promise.
526
00:30:17,501 --> 00:30:19,334
And I believed him.
527
00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:27,126
Saltburn.
528
00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:31,376
Mr Quick.
529
00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:33,376
You're early.
530
00:31:33,376 --> 00:31:35,668
Er, I got the earlier train.
531
00:31:36,418 --> 00:31:37,918
Well, do let
us know next time.
532
00:31:37,918 --> 00:31:40,251
You see,
the gates were not open.
533
00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:42,209
That's... That's okay.
534
00:31:42,209 --> 00:31:44,334
We'd sent someone
to pick you up.
535
00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:46,334
Ah.
536
00:31:46,918 --> 00:31:48,334
- Sorry.
- Not at all.
537
00:31:49,293 --> 00:31:50,376
Follow me.
538
00:32:06,251 --> 00:32:07,334
Wow.
539
00:32:08,959 --> 00:32:10,168
This is amazing.
540
00:32:13,084 --> 00:32:14,543
Wow. Wow.
541
00:32:14,543 --> 00:32:16,293
- Just wow.
- Hmm.
542
00:32:18,959 --> 00:32:20,543
Just leave your bag there.
543
00:32:20,543 --> 00:32:21,959
Someone will get it for you.
544
00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:24,876
Ollie!
Thank God you're here.
545
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,459
Duncan, I'll show him
to his room. Don't worry.
546
00:32:26,459 --> 00:32:29,084
Oliver, try not to be
too terrified of Duncan.
547
00:32:29,084 --> 00:32:30,959
Duncan, stop being
so frightening
548
00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:32,084
in front of my friends.
549
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,834
- Well, I'll try. Felix.
Come on, mate.
550
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,918
- Come on.
- He is terrifying.
551
00:32:35,918 --> 00:32:37,876
Oh, he's all right.
He's just odd.
552
00:32:38,751 --> 00:32:39,751
Okay!
553
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,959
So...
554
00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:45,334
Er, red staircase.
555
00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:48,084
I accidentally
fingered my cousin here.
556
00:32:50,043 --> 00:32:52,293
Henry VII's cabinet.
557
00:32:52,959 --> 00:32:54,251
Ghost of Granny.
558
00:32:54,251 --> 00:32:55,334
Hi, Granny.
559
00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,293
Green room. Gardens.
560
00:32:58,293 --> 00:33:00,918
Some fucking hideous Rubens.
561
00:33:01,418 --> 00:33:02,793
Broken piano.
562
00:33:03,334 --> 00:33:05,668
Er, blue room.
563
00:33:05,668 --> 00:33:06,751
It's blue.
564
00:33:09,293 --> 00:33:11,543
And King's bedroom.
565
00:33:11,543 --> 00:33:12,918
Actually, the bed still has
566
00:33:12,918 --> 00:33:14,626
some of Henry VIII's
spunk on it.
567
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,126
This is the long gallery.
568
00:33:17,126 --> 00:33:20,334
Er, dead reli. Dead relies.
569
00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:21,876
Daddy's old teddy.
570
00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:24,084
Shakespeare's folio.
571
00:33:24,084 --> 00:33:25,168
And maze.
572
00:33:25,668 --> 00:33:26,959
So, yeah,
we're just through here.
573
00:33:27,459 --> 00:33:28,584
Okay.
574
00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:30,793
Er, my room.
575
00:33:31,293 --> 00:33:32,834
You'll be staying
just next door.
576
00:33:34,584 --> 00:33:35,834
Bathroom.
577
00:33:36,459 --> 00:33:38,126
Ooh, by the way, we're gonna
be sharing a bathroom.
578
00:33:38,126 --> 00:33:39,209
I hope you don't mind.
579
00:33:39,209 --> 00:33:41,459
Otherwise you'd be miles away
on the other end of the house.
580
00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:44,334
Dressing room.
581
00:33:46,084 --> 00:33:47,418
And...
582
00:33:49,168 --> 00:33:50,334
your room!
583
00:33:51,918 --> 00:33:52,959
Wow.
584
00:33:55,668 --> 00:33:56,793
I'm glad you're here, mate.
585
00:33:58,793 --> 00:34:01,626
Right, I will, er...
I will leave you to it.
586
00:34:02,293 --> 00:34:03,293
Er, just one thing.
587
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:06,043
Mum has a phobia
of, er, beards and stubble,
588
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:08,334
so I left a razor for you
in the bathroom.
589
00:34:08,334 --> 00:34:09,584
- What?
- Yeah. I don't know.
590
00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:11,043
She thinks it's unhygienic.
591
00:34:11,043 --> 00:34:12,459
Er, something to do
with her father.
592
00:34:12,459 --> 00:34:13,543
It's bonkers. I mean...
593
00:34:13,543 --> 00:34:15,668
I'm not even allowed to wear
my fucking stud when I'm here.
594
00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:18,293
Anything else
I should know about?
595
00:34:18,293 --> 00:34:20,168
No. No, just be yourself.
596
00:34:20,168 --> 00:34:22,376
They'll love you.
It's relaxed, I promise.
597
00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:23,876
We'll be in the library.
598
00:34:25,376 --> 00:34:26,418
Library?
599
00:34:41,168 --> 00:34:42,834
McLovin's never existed
'cause that's a made-up
600
00:34:42,834 --> 00:34:44,751
dumb fucking fairy-tale name,
you fuck!
601
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,418
But they might have,
sort of, meetings, I suppose.
602
00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:51,751
Well, I mean, they probably
don't have rehab in Liverpool.
603
00:34:51,751 --> 00:34:53,501
No, gosh, no.
No, I can't imagine they do.
604
00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:55,626
No, see, everybody just
goes to ruin, I suppose.
605
00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:56,709
Where is Liverpool?
606
00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:57,876
I think
it's on the sea, isn't it?
607
00:34:57,876 --> 00:34:59,209
Darling, where's Liverpool?
608
00:35:00,126 --> 00:35:01,959
Er, north.
609
00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,168
- North.
Yes.
610
00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:05,251
It's called Prescot.
611
00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:07,501
Oh,
it'll be some awful slum.
612
00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:10,626
Mmm.
A sort of hellish squat.
613
00:35:11,043 --> 00:35:12,668
And both his parents
were dealing.
614
00:35:12,668 --> 00:35:14,793
God, and his mother's a drunk.
615
00:35:14,793 --> 00:35:16,459
I mean, babies
can be really affected.
616
00:35:16,459 --> 00:35:19,084
- Traumatised.
- Oh, they come out drunk.
617
00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:20,251
Is that right,
that he had to put his fingers
618
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,168
down his mother's throat
to make her sick?
619
00:35:22,168 --> 00:35:23,584
Farleigh,
that's private stuff.
620
00:35:23,584 --> 00:35:25,918
Well, you told us.
In confidence.
621
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:27,084
It's awful, darling.
622
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:28,334
Can you imagine
doing that to me?
623
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:29,418
I think
that's actually
624
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:30,584
rather normal
when you're poor.
625
00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:31,668
I think, when you're poor,
626
00:35:31,668 --> 00:35:33,251
that sort of thing
does happen a little bit more.
627
00:35:33,251 --> 00:35:34,334
We should give him
628
00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,418
the most wonderful time.
629
00:35:35,418 --> 00:35:37,334
Good luck,
he doesn't smile much.
630
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:38,793
Farleigh seems
to think he's ghastly.
631
00:35:38,793 --> 00:35:40,084
Why are you friends
with him, darling?
632
00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:41,209
Dirt poor, not attractive
633
00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:42,293
and his parents
are drug addicts.
634
00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:45,043
- I can't actually...
- And here he is now!
635
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,209
We were just
talking about you.
636
00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:47,293
Don't be silly.
637
00:35:48,126 --> 00:35:50,376
Farleigh, you just make up
the most awful things.
638
00:35:50,376 --> 00:35:51,543
Of course we weren't.
639
00:35:51,543 --> 00:35:53,001
Hello, Oliver, darling.
640
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,668
Oh, what beautiful eyes.
641
00:35:56,668 --> 00:35:58,543
Oh, how wonderful!
642
00:35:58,543 --> 00:35:59,751
Yeah, I told you
he wasn't a minger.
643
00:35:59,751 --> 00:36:02,251
Oh, but, darling,
you're kind about everyone.
644
00:36:02,251 --> 00:36:03,543
You can't be trusted.
645
00:36:03,543 --> 00:36:07,459
Oliver, I have a complete
and utter horror of ugliness.
646
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:09,584
Ever since I was very young.
I don't know why.
647
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,126
Maybe because
you're a terrible person?
648
00:36:11,126 --> 00:36:12,668
- Don't be mean.
649
00:36:13,459 --> 00:36:15,376
Has Venetia seen you yet?
650
00:36:15,376 --> 00:36:17,209
Oh, my God, she'll die.
651
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:20,376
She's been draping herself
all around the house all day
652
00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:21,626
hoping you'll come across her.
653
00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:23,751
- As it were.
- Do stop.
654
00:36:23,751 --> 00:36:25,168
The poor boy's
only just arrived.
655
00:36:25,168 --> 00:36:27,876
Oliver, how good
to finally meet you.
656
00:36:27,876 --> 00:36:29,918
- Trip all right?
- Yes, thank you, sir.
657
00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:31,376
Oh, God,
don't with the "sirs".
658
00:36:31,376 --> 00:36:33,876
No, no, no, we can't stand
anything like that here.
659
00:36:33,876 --> 00:36:35,126
Go on, come and sit by me.
660
00:36:36,251 --> 00:36:37,626
This is my
dear friend, Pamela,
661
00:36:37,626 --> 00:36:38,793
who's been staying with us.
662
00:36:38,793 --> 00:36:40,043
Hey.
663
00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:43,084
Pamela, darling,
will you go and find Annie
664
00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:44,376
and ask about tea?
665
00:36:46,834 --> 00:36:47,834
Yeah.
666
00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,668
Yeah. Who, which...
Which one's that?
667
00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:51,959
You'll find her, darling. Annie.
668
00:36:54,501 --> 00:36:55,793
Where's, erm...
- You'll work it out, darling.
669
00:36:55,793 --> 00:36:56,876
Okay, I'm going
to work it out.
670
00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:58,501
Kitchen.
Ah, the kitchen.
671
00:36:58,501 --> 00:36:59,918
Kitchen.
So, Annie in the kitchen.
672
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,001
Annie in the kitchen.
673
00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:03,418
Off you pop.
- Okay.
674
00:37:04,543 --> 00:37:06,501
Poor Dear Pamela.
She's been staying with us
675
00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:07,584
while she gets
back on her feet.
676
00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:10,043
She's had an awful time
this year. Hideous.
677
00:37:10,043 --> 00:37:13,209
But, oh, Oliver, so have you.
678
00:37:13,209 --> 00:37:15,668
God, I was so sorry
to hear about your father.
679
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,501
How utterly, utterly tragic.
680
00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:20,626
I've lost so many friends
to addiction.
681
00:37:20,626 --> 00:37:23,126
So, so many dear,
dear friends.
682
00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:25,793
It's the root of Poor Pamela's
horrors too, I'm afraid.
683
00:37:25,793 --> 00:37:27,959
And the only interesting
thing about her.
684
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:29,334
Farleigh!
685
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,668
No, she is rather dull, actually.
686
00:37:30,668 --> 00:37:31,834
But she's so beautiful.
687
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,876
You have to admit,
she's very beautiful.
688
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,376
But it's only ever
really been a curse.
689
00:37:35,376 --> 00:37:37,793
I mean, the men. Oliver,
you wouldn't believe it.
690
00:37:37,793 --> 00:37:40,584
The latest one is some
ghastly Russian billionaire.
691
00:37:40,584 --> 00:37:42,001
Malignantly ugly, of course.
692
00:37:42,001 --> 00:37:45,459
And she's been holed up here
for months hiding from him.
693
00:37:45,459 --> 00:37:47,876
Anyway,
let's not talk about that.
694
00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:49,751
Darling, tell me
about your mother.
695
00:37:49,751 --> 00:37:51,293
How is she bearing up?
696
00:37:52,418 --> 00:37:53,751
- Still drinking?
- Stop!
697
00:37:53,751 --> 00:37:55,584
- Ignore him.
- It's rude.
698
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:56,751
Nothing shocks me, Oliver.
699
00:37:57,459 --> 00:37:58,751
Absolutely nothing.
700
00:37:58,751 --> 00:37:59,834
Tell me everything.
701
00:38:05,918 --> 00:38:07,209
Fucking hell.
702
00:38:18,459 --> 00:38:19,543
God, Ollie, I'm sorry
703
00:38:19,543 --> 00:38:21,209
Mum asked
so many rude questions.
704
00:38:21,209 --> 00:38:23,043
Don't take it personally.
705
00:38:23,043 --> 00:38:24,918
Someone unpacked my suitcase?
706
00:38:24,918 --> 00:38:27,918
Er... Shit, yes.
I should have told you.
707
00:38:27,918 --> 00:38:29,751
They do that here.
708
00:38:29,751 --> 00:38:31,501
The maids all report
back to Mum, by the way,
709
00:38:31,501 --> 00:38:34,001
so I hope you didn't pack
anything scandalous.
710
00:38:36,043 --> 00:38:37,876
Just my old boxers.
711
00:38:37,876 --> 00:38:39,918
- God.
- Oh, no, they're used to that.
712
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:41,001
Don't worry.
713
00:38:41,876 --> 00:38:43,084
Duncan will be thrilled.
714
00:38:45,918 --> 00:38:48,001
Oh, erm...
I hope you don't mind.
715
00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:50,126
I had them hang up
an old school dinner jacket.
716
00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:51,293
We, er...
717
00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:52,376
We dress for dinner here,
718
00:38:52,376 --> 00:38:54,584
so I didn't want you
to be caught short.
719
00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:55,834
Dress for dinner?
720
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,709
Yeah, it's, like...
It's, like, black tie.
721
00:38:59,626 --> 00:39:01,709
- I could've brought one.
- Oh, no, don't be silly.
722
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:03,459
I mean, I have a spare.
It'd be a waste.
723
00:39:04,834 --> 00:39:06,001
Do you have cufflinks, though?
724
00:39:07,251 --> 00:39:08,251
No.
725
00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:10,418
That's all right.
We'll get it sorted. I'll...
726
00:39:10,418 --> 00:39:12,043
I'll get you some.
727
00:39:14,293 --> 00:39:16,251
I'm really happy
you're here, Ol.
728
00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:18,834
I'm sorry that
everything is so...
729
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,709
old-fashioned.
730
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,043
No, it's wonderful.
731
00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:35,501
We met in rehab, so...
732
00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:37,793
He was just so lovely
at first, and then
733
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,001
all of his business partners
734
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,959
started, sort of,
falling out of windows.
735
00:39:42,126 --> 00:39:43,668
- You know.
- Right.
736
00:39:43,668 --> 00:39:46,876
- Lucky escape.
Mmm. I suppose so.
737
00:39:46,876 --> 00:39:48,334
But he spoke Russian
all the time
738
00:39:48,334 --> 00:39:50,043
and it just sounded
so romantic.
739
00:39:50,043 --> 00:39:52,043
And I don't know
the Russian word for "whore",
740
00:39:52,043 --> 00:39:55,084
so I, sort of, thought
it sounded like lovely poetry.
741
00:39:55,084 --> 00:39:56,168
Yeah.
742
00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:59,293
Daddy always said I'd end up
at the bottom of the Thames.
743
00:39:59,293 --> 00:40:00,793
So far so good.
744
00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,918
I don't know
what I'd do without Elspeth.
745
00:40:02,918 --> 00:40:04,043
She really saved me.
746
00:40:04,043 --> 00:40:05,501
Don't bang on about it,
Pamela, darling.
747
00:40:05,501 --> 00:40:07,209
You know we're delighted
to have you for however long
748
00:40:07,209 --> 00:40:09,751
- it is you mean to stay.
- Forever?
749
00:40:09,751 --> 00:40:12,043
Oh, no. I think I might have,
erm, found somewhere.
750
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,626
- Oh, well done, darling.
- Oh, good.
751
00:40:13,626 --> 00:40:15,293
Yeah, my cousin...
My cousin has a flat.
752
00:40:15,293 --> 00:40:17,418
Oh, that'll suit you
very well, a nice little flat.
753
00:40:17,418 --> 00:40:19,459
It's more of a...
More of a bedsit really.
754
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,334
I loved living
in a bedsit in my 20s.
755
00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:24,084
It's so freeing
to live all in one room.
756
00:40:24,084 --> 00:40:25,918
And much less cleaning to do.
757
00:40:25,918 --> 00:40:28,084
Oh, but it'll be terrible
when you're gone.
758
00:40:28,084 --> 00:40:29,251
How will I cope?
759
00:40:29,251 --> 00:40:30,334
Well, I...
760
00:40:30,334 --> 00:40:31,543
I could actually stay
for a little bit longer...
761
00:40:31,543 --> 00:40:33,668
Oh, no, darling, no.
762
00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:35,584
You must be desperate
to be rid of us
763
00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:38,168
and find your own place.
I quite understand.
764
00:41:12,584 --> 00:41:13,584
Hey.
765
00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:15,459
Fucking hell,
you gave me a fright.
766
00:41:16,168 --> 00:41:19,376
Sorry. I just thought
you were sleepwalking.
767
00:41:20,376 --> 00:41:22,126
No, I wanted to have a look
at the moon.
768
00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:28,001
It's nearly full.
769
00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:29,584
Do you know what that means?
770
00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:31,918
No.
771
00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:35,168
We're all about
to lose our minds.
772
00:41:39,168 --> 00:41:41,751
Sorry, you must be...
You must be cold.
773
00:41:45,584 --> 00:41:47,043
I'm cold-blooded.
774
00:41:48,584 --> 00:41:50,793
We're all cold-blooded,
haven't you noticed?
775
00:41:53,543 --> 00:41:54,709
You're not cold-blooded.
776
00:41:56,418 --> 00:41:58,043
Your family is so kind to me.
777
00:41:59,876 --> 00:42:02,168
- Sweet.
778
00:42:05,376 --> 00:42:08,126
I see why Felix
likes you so much.
779
00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:11,668
You're so, erm...
780
00:42:12,293 --> 00:42:13,418
So what?
781
00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:17,751
I don't know.
782
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,084
Real.
783
00:42:27,084 --> 00:42:28,209
- Hmm.
784
00:42:31,084 --> 00:42:33,543
I think I like you even more
than last year's one.
785
00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:39,668
Night.
786
00:42:46,501 --> 00:42:48,251
- What's, erm, what's...
Breakfast is ready.
787
00:42:49,876 --> 00:42:51,251
Morning.
- Morning.
788
00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:54,126
Morning.
789
00:42:54,126 --> 00:42:55,209
You sleep well, mate?
790
00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:57,168
Erm, yeah.
791
00:43:02,668 --> 00:43:03,668
Hi.
792
00:43:04,584 --> 00:43:06,168
Hey, Oliver,
have some breakfast.
793
00:43:06,168 --> 00:43:09,084
Er, can I get a full
English breakfast too, please?
794
00:43:12,209 --> 00:43:14,168
Breakfast is on the side, darling.
795
00:43:14,168 --> 00:43:15,418
Just help yourself.
796
00:43:15,918 --> 00:43:17,376
How would you like your eggs?
797
00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:19,959
- It's fine. I can get them.
Not the eggs.
798
00:43:20,584 --> 00:43:23,459
The eggs are made for you.
799
00:43:23,459 --> 00:43:24,543
Exactly.
800
00:43:25,209 --> 00:43:26,543
And everything else
is on the side.
801
00:43:33,751 --> 00:43:35,376
Fried over easy, please.
802
00:43:38,209 --> 00:43:40,334
Ollie, we were just talking
about the Shelley biography.
803
00:43:40,334 --> 00:43:42,459
Shelley who? Shelley,
Belinda's sister Shelley?
804
00:43:42,459 --> 00:43:45,209
Oh, Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The poet.
805
00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:48,293
- The Romantic poet.
- Oh.
806
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:51,001
Do you know the story
about Shelley's doppelgänger?
807
00:43:51,001 --> 00:43:53,293
His doppelgänger?
Mmm.
808
00:43:53,293 --> 00:43:55,418
Shelley's housekeeper
was cleaning one of the rooms
809
00:43:55,418 --> 00:43:58,918
when Shelley walked past
the window and waved at her.
810
00:43:59,668 --> 00:44:01,959
So, she waved back
before she realised
811
00:44:01,959 --> 00:44:03,584
that Shelley was in Italy.
812
00:44:03,584 --> 00:44:04,876
And she was on the top floor
of the house.
813
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:07,584
Oh, Vee. Stop, stop, stop.
I won't sleep.
814
00:44:07,584 --> 00:44:09,126
A few hours later, he drowned.
815
00:44:09,668 --> 00:44:10,668
Oh!
816
00:44:11,293 --> 00:44:13,293
Oh, that's just
given me goosebumps.
817
00:44:13,293 --> 00:44:15,418
- Look, Pamela.
- Oh, no.
818
00:44:15,418 --> 00:44:17,626
- I heard he fucked his sister.
- Oh, for God's sake!
819
00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:19,209
I think that was Byron.
820
00:44:19,209 --> 00:44:20,918
Oh,
speaking of which...
821
00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:25,209
Ellie, did you hear,
Ada ran off with Tommy Prior?
822
00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:26,501
Yes, you told me.
- Thank you so much.
823
00:44:26,501 --> 00:44:28,543
'Course she did.
Her husband was ghastly.
824
00:44:40,334 --> 00:44:41,584
Is everything okay, Ollie?
825
00:44:41,584 --> 00:44:44,126
Er, 'course, yeah.
It's just, erm...
826
00:44:44,918 --> 00:44:46,459
Runny eggs. I...
827
00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:49,251
I get a bit sick from them.
828
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,334
Sorry.
829
00:44:58,084 --> 00:44:59,126
So sorry.
830
00:44:59,126 --> 00:45:01,126
Sorry.
831
00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:12,709
We're over here, Ollie!
832
00:45:16,668 --> 00:45:18,168
Hi, mate.
Hey.
833
00:45:18,876 --> 00:45:21,084
No trunks allowed
in the field.
834
00:45:30,918 --> 00:45:32,543
Well, well, well.
835
00:45:33,334 --> 00:45:35,334
- Leave him alone.
836
00:45:36,043 --> 00:45:37,126
Good for you.
837
00:45:38,584 --> 00:45:40,001
- What a twist.
838
00:45:41,918 --> 00:45:44,334
♪ I'm feelin' rough
I'm feelin' raw ♪
839
00:45:44,334 --> 00:45:45,418
♪ I'm in the prime
of my life ♪
840
00:45:45,418 --> 00:45:47,043
Watch out for thistles, mate.
841
00:45:48,793 --> 00:45:51,084
Thistles, they're everywhere. Seasonal.
842
00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:54,001
♪ Let's make some music
Make some money ♪
843
00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,668
♪ Find some models for wives ♪
844
00:45:56,668 --> 00:45:57,959
Do you think
Harry, Hermione and Ron
845
00:45:57,959 --> 00:46:00,584
- all have threesomes?
What?
846
00:46:00,584 --> 00:46:02,043
Oh, without a fucking doubt.
847
00:46:02,043 --> 00:46:03,626
You think
they all fuck?
848
00:46:03,626 --> 00:46:06,168
They're missing out on
an opportunity if they're not.
849
00:46:10,293 --> 00:46:11,834
♪ You man the island ♪
850
00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:13,418
- ♪ And the cocaine ♪
-
851
00:46:13,418 --> 00:46:15,751
♪ And the elegant cars ♪
852
00:46:17,834 --> 00:46:19,209
Oh, my God!
853
00:46:21,584 --> 00:46:22,584
Why is she wet?
854
00:46:22,584 --> 00:46:23,959
Because she's been
down the well, Mum.
855
00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:26,709
♪ We've got the vision ♪
856
00:46:26,709 --> 00:46:29,876
♪ Now let's have some fun ♪
857
00:46:32,001 --> 00:46:33,418
That was out.
858
00:46:33,418 --> 00:46:35,251
Drink, drink, drink!
- Fuck off!
859
00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:37,209
You've got
to hit the ball, Vee.
860
00:46:38,709 --> 00:46:42,751
♪ Yeah, it's overwhelming
But what else can we do? ♪
861
00:46:43,709 --> 00:46:45,459
♪ Get jobs in offices ♪
862
00:46:45,459 --> 00:46:48,709
♪ And wake up for
the morning commute? ♪
863
00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:50,709
What are these?
864
00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:52,293
Oh,
the Palissy plates.
865
00:46:52,293 --> 00:46:54,084
Do you mean Bernard Palissy,
866
00:46:54,084 --> 00:46:56,334
the 16th century
Huguenot ceramicist?
867
00:46:56,334 --> 00:46:58,251
Yes. Do you know him?
868
00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:00,376
{\an8}I've always
loved his work,
869
00:47:00,376 --> 00:47:02,501
but I've never seen anything
of his in real life.
870
00:47:04,418 --> 00:47:05,751
- ♪ We're fated ♪
871
00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:07,459
- ♪ To pretend ♪
-
872
00:47:10,126 --> 00:47:11,543
That's so weird.
873
00:47:11,543 --> 00:47:13,543
- Stop!
- Our point.
874
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,001
♪ Yeah ♪
875
00:47:20,293 --> 00:47:22,376
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
876
00:47:42,543 --> 00:47:43,876
Can I help you?
877
00:47:45,001 --> 00:47:46,084
Er, sorry.
878
00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:48,876
Quite all right.
879
00:47:50,126 --> 00:47:52,418
Lots of people get lost
in Saltburn.
880
00:47:54,709 --> 00:47:56,126
- Well...
881
00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:23,834
All right.
882
00:49:24,668 --> 00:49:25,918
Night, mate.
883
00:50:18,251 --> 00:50:19,668
Oh, Oliver darling.
884
00:50:21,293 --> 00:50:22,876
So punctual.
885
00:50:22,876 --> 00:50:25,168
Poor Vee.
The boys just run a mile.
886
00:50:25,168 --> 00:50:26,251
Why?
887
00:50:26,251 --> 00:50:27,584
Well, she gives
it away for free.
888
00:50:27,584 --> 00:50:31,543
She's sexually incontinent.
Has been since she was 14.
889
00:50:31,543 --> 00:50:35,126
My mother always said...
"Born masochist."
890
00:50:35,126 --> 00:50:36,918
And then there's all the stuff
with the food.
891
00:50:36,918 --> 00:50:38,251
What stuff?
892
00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:40,001
You know,
"fingers for pudding".
893
00:50:41,334 --> 00:50:43,168
We thought she'd grow
out of it, the throwing up.
894
00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,626
I... I didn't know.
895
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:47,001
Well, exactly!
Hasn't even helped.
896
00:50:47,001 --> 00:50:48,168
Complete waste of time.
897
00:50:48,168 --> 00:50:51,251
Honestly. But if she found
the right boy or girl.
898
00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:53,209
I don't care. Anything.
899
00:50:54,168 --> 00:50:56,168
I was a lesbian for a while,
you know.
900
00:50:56,168 --> 00:50:57,668
But it was all just
too wet for me in the end.
901
00:50:57,668 --> 00:50:59,418
Men are so lovely and dry.
902
00:51:01,501 --> 00:51:03,668
Ah, it can't have been
easy for Venetia.
903
00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:06,209
With you being her mother.
904
00:51:06,209 --> 00:51:08,001
- Why?
- Because...
905
00:51:08,001 --> 00:51:09,084
Because what?
906
00:51:09,751 --> 00:51:11,626
Because you're
so fucking beautiful.
907
00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:26,418
What do you think, er, Pamela
will be wearing tonight?
908
00:51:26,418 --> 00:51:28,834
What? Oh, Pamela's not here.
909
00:51:28,834 --> 00:51:30,668
- Oh, is she...
- She's gone.
910
00:51:30,668 --> 00:51:33,001
James thought it would better
to peel her away this morning
911
00:51:33,001 --> 00:51:35,168
without too much of a scene.
912
00:51:35,168 --> 00:51:36,918
Only so many hints
you can drop.
913
00:51:36,918 --> 00:51:38,751
Yeah, she did seem a bit lost.
914
00:51:38,751 --> 00:51:41,668
Ha, very tactful.
She's a complete limpet.
915
00:51:41,668 --> 00:51:43,126
The wettest of wet blankets.
916
00:51:43,126 --> 00:51:44,543
And very hard to know
from looking at her
917
00:51:44,543 --> 00:51:46,001
because she's so stylish.
918
00:51:46,001 --> 00:51:47,418
You'd think she was a riot
to look at her.
919
00:51:47,418 --> 00:51:49,751
But there's absolutely nothing
going on underneath.
920
00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:53,334
I know she's
had a hideous time
921
00:51:53,334 --> 00:51:54,668
the past few years
but, honestly,
922
00:51:54,668 --> 00:51:56,168
she did go on about it.
923
00:51:58,084 --> 00:51:59,751
If all of it was true...
924
00:52:02,709 --> 00:52:03,709
What do you mean?
925
00:52:07,459 --> 00:52:08,584
I shouldn't have said that.
926
00:52:10,251 --> 00:52:11,418
No, no, go on.
927
00:52:13,793 --> 00:52:16,043
No, I don't know. Just...
928
00:52:17,251 --> 00:52:20,543
Her stories, they just seemed
a bit inconsistent at times.
929
00:52:23,043 --> 00:52:24,251
I thought you noticed it too.
930
00:52:24,251 --> 00:52:26,543
Oh, yes, I had. Absolutely.
931
00:52:27,543 --> 00:52:28,793
The self-pity,
932
00:52:29,959 --> 00:52:31,709
the emotional blackmail.
933
00:52:33,709 --> 00:52:34,751
You know.
934
00:52:35,209 --> 00:52:36,251
Yes.
935
00:52:36,251 --> 00:52:38,543
Yes! God!
936
00:52:38,543 --> 00:52:40,334
I was feeling quite guilty
about it this afternoon,
937
00:52:40,334 --> 00:52:41,584
but you're absolutely right.
938
00:52:41,584 --> 00:52:44,126
There was actually something
quite sinister about her.
939
00:52:44,959 --> 00:52:46,001
Yes.
940
00:52:46,876 --> 00:52:48,376
Thank goodness
for you, Oliver.
941
00:52:48,376 --> 00:52:49,793
You're so perceptive.
942
00:53:34,834 --> 00:53:36,168
You're presumptuous.
943
00:53:38,293 --> 00:53:40,584
And you're in
a see-through nightdress
944
00:53:40,584 --> 00:53:42,084
underneath my window.
945
00:53:42,959 --> 00:53:45,501
It's my house.
I can go wherever I want.
946
00:53:46,459 --> 00:53:47,918
Oh, okay.
947
00:53:49,543 --> 00:53:52,376
And you want to be
in a see-through nightdress
948
00:53:52,376 --> 00:53:53,793
underneath my window.
949
00:53:58,084 --> 00:53:59,626
I hadn't really
thought about it.
950
00:54:01,293 --> 00:54:02,626
Just a masochist, then?
951
00:54:12,501 --> 00:54:14,084
You're not eating anything.
952
00:54:17,668 --> 00:54:18,751
Yes, I am.
953
00:54:20,084 --> 00:54:21,876
Well, you're not
keeping it down.
954
00:54:24,084 --> 00:54:26,668
I mean, you're so beautiful, Venetia.
955
00:54:28,209 --> 00:54:30,043
You need to look
after yourself.
956
00:54:32,418 --> 00:54:35,834
So tomorrow
you're going to eat,
957
00:54:36,834 --> 00:54:40,168
and then you're going
to stay at the table.
958
00:54:44,876 --> 00:54:46,293
Do you understand?
959
00:54:50,501 --> 00:54:51,543
Yes.
960
00:54:52,751 --> 00:54:53,751
Good.
961
00:55:22,293 --> 00:55:23,751
I could just eat you.
962
00:55:33,834 --> 00:55:35,209
Ollie...
963
00:55:35,209 --> 00:55:38,418
It's... It's not the right
time of the month.
964
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,001
And is that something
you think I'm worried about?
965
00:55:50,293 --> 00:55:52,209
It's lucky for you
I'm a vampire.
966
00:57:10,043 --> 00:57:11,584
You've got a little
something there.
967
00:57:27,959 --> 00:57:30,459
You stupid little boy.
968
00:57:57,168 --> 00:57:58,459
It must have been
such a strain.
969
00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,251
I can never
970
00:58:00,251 --> 00:58:01,376
remember the name
of the, er, chubby one.
971
00:58:01,376 --> 00:58:02,459
What was it?
972
00:58:02,459 --> 00:58:03,709
He's some doctor in Paris.
973
00:58:03,709 --> 00:58:04,793
I can't remember his name.
974
00:58:04,793 --> 00:58:06,001
But he gives you,
sort of, shakes
975
00:58:06,001 --> 00:58:08,418
that you mix up with water,
I suppose.
976
00:58:09,543 --> 00:58:11,209
Good morning.
Hello, darling.
977
00:58:11,209 --> 00:58:13,584
- You sleep well?
- No, not really, mate.
978
00:58:13,584 --> 00:58:15,709
We're 30 for dinner
tomorrow night.
979
00:58:15,709 --> 00:58:17,543
Stopford Sackville
has cried off.
980
00:58:17,543 --> 00:58:18,626
Oh, dear, that's a shame.
981
00:58:18,626 --> 00:58:20,459
God, I forgot about
fucking dinner.
982
00:58:20,459 --> 00:58:22,376
Wait, who is coming
to dinner again?
983
00:58:22,376 --> 00:58:24,501
- The Henrys.
No, please!
984
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,376
- Who are the Henrys?
Dad's friends.
985
00:58:26,918 --> 00:58:28,126
They're all called Henry.
986
00:58:28,126 --> 00:58:30,834
- Not all of them. Just most.
- It'll be fun.
987
00:58:30,834 --> 00:58:32,626
It'll be being
molested by Henry.
988
00:58:33,293 --> 00:58:34,293
You know which one.
989
00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,501
I'll put you next
to Oliver, then.
990
00:58:35,501 --> 00:58:36,959
He can molest you instead.
991
00:58:41,209 --> 00:58:42,793
Oh, Oliver,
I was going to say,
992
00:58:42,793 --> 00:58:44,501
we should do something fun
for your birthday.
993
00:58:45,084 --> 00:58:46,126
A proper party.
994
00:58:46,584 --> 00:58:48,793
No Henrys.
Something actually fun.
995
00:58:49,543 --> 00:58:50,876
What do you think, darling?
996
00:58:50,876 --> 00:58:53,459
If Oliver would like it,
I think it's a splendid idea.
997
00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:55,043
I think Oliver
looks like he'd rather
998
00:58:55,043 --> 00:58:56,501
throw himself out of a window.
999
00:58:59,293 --> 00:59:00,459
What kind of party?
1000
00:59:00,459 --> 00:59:01,834
I don't know.
Whatever you want.
1001
00:59:01,834 --> 00:59:04,376
What do you think?
About 100 people?
1002
00:59:04,376 --> 00:59:05,626
- A hundred?
- Or two.
1003
00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,959
It invariably
ends up being two,
1004
00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:08,584
doesn't it, with this
sort of thing?
1005
00:59:09,126 --> 00:59:12,209
Invite whoever you want.
All your friends.
1006
00:59:12,209 --> 00:59:13,876
What friends?
1007
00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:17,959
Oh! Oh! How about fancy dress?
1008
00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:19,376
Oh, yes!
1009
00:59:19,376 --> 00:59:21,668
I can wear
my suit of armour, Elspeth.
1010
00:59:21,668 --> 00:59:22,793
Good idea, darling.
1011
00:59:27,043 --> 00:59:28,293
We could have a theme.
1012
00:59:28,293 --> 00:59:29,626
What about
Midsummer Night's Dream?
1013
00:59:29,626 --> 00:59:30,709
Lovely.
1014
00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,584
Bring on the slutty fairies.
1015
01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:04,376
Hey.
1016
01:00:11,584 --> 01:00:12,584
Hey.
1017
01:00:13,126 --> 01:00:14,334
Felix.
1018
01:00:15,376 --> 01:00:16,584
Is everything okay?
1019
01:00:16,584 --> 01:00:18,543
Yes. Why?
1020
01:00:19,876 --> 01:00:21,876
You seem annoyed
about something.
1021
01:00:21,876 --> 01:00:23,334
I'm not annoyed
about anything.
1022
01:00:23,334 --> 01:00:24,418
Okay.
1023
01:00:27,168 --> 01:00:29,084
It's just slightly bad form,
that's all.
1024
01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:31,168
- What's bad form?
- What do you think?
1025
01:00:33,043 --> 01:00:34,418
Getting with Venetia, Ollie.
1026
01:00:35,084 --> 01:00:37,043
What makes you think
I got with Venetia?
1027
01:00:37,043 --> 01:00:38,543
Farleigh saw you two.
1028
01:00:38,543 --> 01:00:39,834
It's just
fucking cringe, mate.
1029
01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:41,084
I mean, really,
you're my friend.
1030
01:00:41,084 --> 01:00:42,251
You're supposed
to be here with me.
1031
01:00:42,251 --> 01:00:44,251
Look, I didn't want
to embarrass Venetia.
1032
01:00:45,793 --> 01:00:46,834
What do you mean?
1033
01:00:47,501 --> 01:00:49,959
Well, I saw her...
I saw her outside
1034
01:00:49,959 --> 01:00:51,709
and I went down to see
was she okay.
1035
01:00:51,709 --> 01:00:55,501
And I think she got the wrong
end of the stick because...
1036
01:00:55,501 --> 01:00:57,209
she tried to kiss me.
1037
01:00:57,209 --> 01:00:59,043
And I politely
steered her away.
1038
01:00:59,959 --> 01:01:02,251
Farleigh said you two were
practically eating each other.
1039
01:01:02,251 --> 01:01:03,709
Oh, and you believe him?
1040
01:01:04,376 --> 01:01:05,959
Me and Venetia?
1041
01:01:05,959 --> 01:01:07,459
Come on.
1042
01:01:14,001 --> 01:01:15,918
- Well, why didn't you tell me?
- I just...
1043
01:01:16,918 --> 01:01:18,459
I thought it would
be nicer not to.
1044
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:21,418
She was hammered.
Probably doesn't remember.
1045
01:01:24,001 --> 01:01:25,543
She's so embarrassing.
1046
01:01:25,543 --> 01:01:27,543
And fucking Farleigh.
What a little a shit stirrer.
1047
01:01:28,168 --> 01:01:29,459
Mmm.
1048
01:01:29,459 --> 01:01:31,293
Well, someone
has to entertain us all.
1049
01:01:31,293 --> 01:01:32,459
Right.
1050
01:01:34,709 --> 01:01:36,084
That's why we love him.
1051
01:01:38,959 --> 01:01:40,959
Thank God.
1052
01:01:40,959 --> 01:01:43,084
You know, I thought we had
another Eddie situation.
1053
01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:45,334
- Eddie?
- Yeah.
1054
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,876
Eddie was my best friend
at school.
1055
01:01:46,876 --> 01:01:48,126
And he came to stay with us.
1056
01:01:48,126 --> 01:01:50,376
And he, kind of,
1057
01:01:51,668 --> 01:01:53,626
developed a little thing
for Venetia,
1058
01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:56,209
and everything just
got so awkward.
1059
01:01:58,043 --> 01:02:00,168
Yeah, it, kind of,
ruined our friendship.
1060
01:02:05,501 --> 01:02:06,584
I can imagine.
1061
01:02:40,251 --> 01:02:41,543
I'm not saying
my mother isn't
1062
01:02:41,543 --> 01:02:42,959
completely idiotic
when it comes to money.
1063
01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:44,209
You just have
to be firm with her.
1064
01:02:44,209 --> 01:02:46,043
I can't call her
and tell her no.
1065
01:02:46,043 --> 01:02:47,751
I know. I know.
You've said that.
1066
01:02:47,751 --> 01:02:49,293
- I know, I understand.
No, you don't.
1067
01:02:49,293 --> 01:02:51,001
- You don't. It's humiliating.
It's very hard...
1068
01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:52,668
I'm sorry,
but it's a bit fucking shitty.
1069
01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:54,543
You're all throwing Oliver
a party for 200 people
1070
01:02:54,543 --> 01:02:56,168
while my mother
lives in squalor.
1071
01:02:56,168 --> 01:02:57,918
Oh, she's hardly
living in squalor, mate.
1072
01:02:57,918 --> 01:02:59,918
Well, she can't
pay her bills, so she will be.
1073
01:02:59,918 --> 01:03:02,001
Okay? At the rate she's going,
she will be.
1074
01:03:02,001 --> 01:03:03,293
Right,
that's exactly why
1075
01:03:03,293 --> 01:03:04,668
Dad's concerned
about helping her.
1076
01:03:04,668 --> 01:03:05,918
He doesn't wanna enable her.
1077
01:03:05,918 --> 01:03:07,751
He wants her to learn
to stand on her own two feet.
1078
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:09,459
- Yeah, like he does?
- Farleigh.
1079
01:03:09,459 --> 01:03:12,418
I mean, you do know
how this looks, right?
1080
01:03:13,959 --> 01:03:16,501
Making me come to you
with a begging bowl.
1081
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:17,709
What are you implying?
1082
01:03:17,709 --> 01:03:19,834
I think you know
what I'm implying, Felix.
1083
01:03:21,501 --> 01:03:23,293
Why don't you ask
Liam and Joshua?
1084
01:03:23,293 --> 01:03:24,418
Who...
1085
01:03:24,418 --> 01:03:26,043
Who the fuck
are Liam and Joshua?
1086
01:03:29,043 --> 01:03:30,126
Your footmen.
1087
01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:36,334
Oh, that is...
1088
01:03:37,334 --> 01:03:38,709
That is low, Farleigh.
1089
01:03:38,709 --> 01:03:39,918
- Jesus Christ, mate.
- Okay.
1090
01:03:39,918 --> 01:03:41,376
Seriously, is that...
Is that where
1091
01:03:41,376 --> 01:03:42,793
- you wanna take this?
- Right.
1092
01:03:42,793 --> 01:03:44,001
Make it a race thing?
1093
01:03:45,001 --> 01:03:47,293
What the fuck?
I mean, we're your family.
1094
01:03:47,293 --> 01:03:49,209
We hardly even notice
that you're different,
1095
01:03:49,209 --> 01:03:50,293
or anything like that.
1096
01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:51,543
Mmm.
- I never know
1097
01:03:51,543 --> 01:03:53,001
our footmen's names.
1098
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:54,834
The turnover of a footman
is notoriously high.
1099
01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:56,626
- Of course.
- And by the way,
1100
01:03:56,626 --> 01:03:58,084
my father has been
more generous
1101
01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,459
than most people would be.
1102
01:04:00,376 --> 01:04:01,418
A lot more.
1103
01:04:07,001 --> 01:04:08,126
But...
1104
01:04:09,918 --> 01:04:12,543
maybe... maybe we've done
all that we can.
1105
01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:41,459
How do you know
her father, then?
1106
01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:46,084
Felix warned you off, then?
1107
01:04:49,626 --> 01:04:52,209
Well, maybe we just need to be
a bit more careful.
1108
01:04:54,084 --> 01:04:55,168
No, thanks.
1109
01:04:57,876 --> 01:05:00,543
It's just so disappointing.
1110
01:05:01,668 --> 01:05:03,334
You're just another
one of his toys.
1111
01:05:06,876 --> 01:05:07,876
You're upset.
1112
01:05:07,876 --> 01:05:10,418
Oh, don't worry.
I'm used to it. Honestly.
1113
01:05:11,584 --> 01:05:13,293
I mean, he never liked
sharing his toys.
1114
01:05:16,543 --> 01:05:19,334
Even the ones he doesn't want
to play with any more.
1115
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:23,293
Henry, how is your
gorgeous son?
1116
01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:27,793
Venetia, Venetia...
1117
01:05:27,793 --> 01:05:30,334
- Me first. You're on my left.
- I'm sorry.
1118
01:05:30,334 --> 01:05:31,418
Of course.
1119
01:05:32,709 --> 01:05:35,001
So, how long have you
known the Cattons for?
1120
01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:37,418
Oh, forever. Forever and ever.
1121
01:05:37,418 --> 01:05:40,626
- And how... how did you...
- My husband is James' godson.
1122
01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:41,793
How long have
you been married?
1123
01:05:41,793 --> 01:05:42,918
You've been married long?
1124
01:05:42,918 --> 01:05:44,251
Yes.
1125
01:05:44,251 --> 01:05:46,459
- Lovely.
- Why?
1126
01:05:48,293 --> 01:05:49,793
- Erm...
- Why would it be "lovely"?
1127
01:05:49,793 --> 01:05:51,626
- Hmm?
- The man's an idiot.
1128
01:05:51,626 --> 01:05:52,834
...from the ocean floor.
1129
01:05:52,834 --> 01:05:54,334
Do you know what I mean?
1130
01:05:55,334 --> 01:05:57,626
- Have you got children?
- Yes. Two.
1131
01:05:57,626 --> 01:06:00,084
No, three. Three boys.
1132
01:06:00,084 --> 01:06:02,084
- Must be a handful.
- Well, no, they're at school.
1133
01:06:02,084 --> 01:06:03,209
That's the main thing
about school,
1134
01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:04,418
you hardly ever have
to see them.
1135
01:06:06,293 --> 01:06:08,084
Hen, darling, save me.
1136
01:06:08,084 --> 01:06:10,793
The rumour was,
she had two arseholes.
1137
01:06:10,793 --> 01:06:13,126
How was I supposed to know
she was a bloody hooker?
1138
01:06:17,834 --> 01:06:19,543
♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪
1139
01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:21,209
♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪
1140
01:06:22,251 --> 01:06:23,251
{\an8}♪ Let it rain ♪
1141
01:06:25,334 --> 01:06:26,918
♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪
1142
01:06:27,501 --> 01:06:30,001
♪ Shawty had them
apple bottom jeans ♪
1143
01:06:30,001 --> 01:06:32,418
♪ Boots with the fur ♪
1144
01:06:32,418 --> 01:06:35,751
♪ The whole club
was lookin' at her ♪
1145
01:06:35,751 --> 01:06:37,709
♪ She hit the floor ♪
1146
01:06:37,709 --> 01:06:38,876
♪ Next thing you know ♪
1147
01:06:38,876 --> 01:06:40,709
♪ Shawty got low, low, low ♪
1148
01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:41,793
♪ Low, low, low ♪
1149
01:06:41,793 --> 01:06:43,626
All right, fuck this.
I'm gonna get a drink.
1150
01:06:43,626 --> 01:06:44,834
Yeah, me too.
1151
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,834
♪ The Reeboks with the strap ♪
1152
01:06:46,834 --> 01:06:48,709
♪ She turned around
and gave that ♪
1153
01:06:48,709 --> 01:06:50,834
♪ Big booty a slap ♪
1154
01:06:53,626 --> 01:06:54,918
Fuck, chuck or marry.
1155
01:06:56,084 --> 01:06:57,251
Richard III,
1156
01:06:58,626 --> 01:07:01,376
Henry VII or Henry VIII?
1157
01:07:02,668 --> 01:07:04,584
You know,
I think I'd fuck Richard III.
1158
01:07:06,126 --> 01:07:09,168
He's so insecure, so you know
he'd put in the work, right?
1159
01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:15,334
Or you could just fuck me?
1160
01:07:21,793 --> 01:07:25,293
Why did you tell Felix
about me and Venetia?
1161
01:07:25,293 --> 01:07:27,834
Well, I didn't think
he'd react that badly.
1162
01:07:27,834 --> 01:07:29,418
Yes, you did.
1163
01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:30,959
Yes, I did.
1164
01:07:34,209 --> 01:07:35,959
You know...
1165
01:07:36,876 --> 01:07:38,543
if you ever wanna
talk to anyone,
1166
01:07:38,543 --> 01:07:40,418
you can talk to me, Farleigh.
1167
01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:44,793
What do you mean?
1168
01:07:44,793 --> 01:07:47,751
Well, I know you're going
through a hard time at home.
1169
01:07:48,751 --> 01:07:50,084
I know how that feels.
1170
01:07:52,251 --> 01:07:54,043
When things are so precarious.
1171
01:07:56,043 --> 01:07:57,126
It's terrifying.
1172
01:08:00,251 --> 01:08:01,334
And lonely.
1173
01:08:02,626 --> 01:08:04,376
And it must be
so fucking weird
1174
01:08:04,376 --> 01:08:06,293
having to ask them
for everything.
1175
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:08,668
And I know
you fucking hate me.
1176
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,751
I...
1177
01:08:10,459 --> 01:08:11,543
I don't hate you.
1178
01:08:11,543 --> 01:08:13,334
But if you ever wanted me
1179
01:08:13,334 --> 01:08:15,209
to talk to them
to see if there's...
1180
01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:19,876
If I can help in any way...
1181
01:08:21,168 --> 01:08:22,168
...just ask.
1182
01:08:29,418 --> 01:08:31,418
- Okay.
1183
01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:34,918
Right, I think I'm gonna go
put him out of his misery.
1184
01:08:34,918 --> 01:08:37,126
♪ Shawty got low, low
Low, low, low ♪
1185
01:08:37,126 --> 01:08:38,793
- Oh!
1186
01:08:38,793 --> 01:08:39,876
Okay.
1187
01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:42,459
Well done, Henry.
That was great.
1188
01:08:42,459 --> 01:08:44,584
Everyone, round of applause
for Henry.
1189
01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:50,209
Okay. Now it's time
to take things up a notch.
1190
01:08:51,626 --> 01:08:55,918
Er, okay, we have someone here
who is a very talented singer.
1191
01:08:55,918 --> 01:08:58,001
He's your best friend,
and mine.
1192
01:08:59,793 --> 01:09:00,834
Oliver Quick.
1193
01:09:00,834 --> 01:09:02,918
Oliver!
1194
01:09:02,918 --> 01:09:04,418
- Come on, up you get.
- No, no, no.
1195
01:09:04,418 --> 01:09:07,126
- Yes, yes, don't be shy.
- I don't even know the song.
1196
01:09:07,126 --> 01:09:08,334
The words are
on the screen, Oliver.
1197
01:09:08,334 --> 01:09:10,626
That's the best bit.
That's the best bit!
1198
01:09:13,001 --> 01:09:16,084
♪ You dress me up
I'm your puppet ♪
1199
01:09:16,084 --> 01:09:18,876
♪ You buy me things
I love it ♪
1200
01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:23,043
♪ You bring me food
I need it ♪
1201
01:09:24,209 --> 01:09:26,209
♪ You give me love
I feed it ♪
1202
01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:32,126
♪ And look at the two of us
In sympathy ♪
1203
01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:34,501
♪ With everything we see ♪
1204
01:09:35,001 --> 01:09:38,876
♪ I never want anything
It's easy ♪
1205
01:09:39,543 --> 01:09:41,793
♪ You buy whatever I need ♪
1206
01:09:42,293 --> 01:09:46,251
♪ But look at my hopes
Look at my dreams ♪
1207
01:09:46,709 --> 01:09:48,001
♪ The currency we've spent ♪
1208
01:09:48,126 --> 01:09:49,168
- Oh!
1209
01:09:57,168 --> 01:09:59,751
♪ I love you
You pay my rent ♪
1210
01:10:00,376 --> 01:10:02,418
You tell them!
1211
01:10:02,418 --> 01:10:04,043
Farleigh.
- What?
1212
01:10:05,876 --> 01:10:07,209
This is your song as well, Farleigh.
1213
01:10:07,209 --> 01:10:08,334
Come finish it.
1214
01:10:10,126 --> 01:10:11,709
Only if you insist.
1215
01:10:14,084 --> 01:10:15,876
♪ You took me
to a restaurant ♪
1216
01:10:15,876 --> 01:10:18,418
- ♪ Off Broadway ♪
1217
01:10:18,418 --> 01:10:20,418
♪ To show me who you... ♪
1218
01:10:45,626 --> 01:10:48,209
What the fuck are you doing?
1219
01:10:48,209 --> 01:10:49,918
What do you
think I'm doing?
1220
01:10:49,918 --> 01:10:52,251
I think you're
in the wrong fucking room.
1221
01:10:56,709 --> 01:10:57,709
Am I?
1222
01:11:06,293 --> 01:11:09,168
Are you going to
behave from now on, Farleigh?
1223
01:11:09,168 --> 01:11:10,293
No.
1224
01:11:23,626 --> 01:11:25,084
Are you going to behave?
1225
01:11:28,626 --> 01:11:29,918
No.
1226
01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:37,793
Don't make me ask again.
1227
01:11:47,418 --> 01:11:48,543
Say it.
1228
01:11:52,459 --> 01:11:53,793
I'm going to behave.
1229
01:11:58,293 --> 01:12:00,584
- What the fuck...
1230
01:12:46,251 --> 01:12:47,793
I wouldn't do this.
James is very upset.
1231
01:12:47,793 --> 01:12:49,418
You know that...
Why would I do this?
1232
01:12:49,418 --> 01:12:50,584
I don't know...
I swear to God,
1233
01:12:50,584 --> 01:12:52,126
- this has to be...
Enough!
1234
01:12:52,126 --> 01:12:53,334
There must be
some kind of mistake here.
1235
01:12:53,334 --> 01:12:54,418
Farleigh...
- I'm sure I can...
1236
01:12:54,418 --> 01:12:55,876
Vee, what the fuck
is going on?
1237
01:12:55,876 --> 01:12:57,876
It's Farleigh.
1238
01:12:58,918 --> 01:12:59,918
What happened?
1239
01:12:59,918 --> 01:13:01,501
He tried to nick something.
1240
01:13:01,501 --> 01:13:02,876
What are you talking about?
1241
01:13:05,084 --> 01:13:06,834
He's a fucking idiot.
1242
01:13:06,834 --> 01:13:07,918
Move!
Please.
1243
01:13:11,626 --> 01:13:12,751
Fuck.
1244
01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:18,876
♪ Because you're gorgeous ♪
1245
01:13:18,876 --> 01:13:21,501
I mean, it's outrageous!
1246
01:13:21,501 --> 01:13:22,876
What
actually happened?
1247
01:13:22,876 --> 01:13:24,418
He sent an email
to Sotheby's
1248
01:13:24,418 --> 01:13:25,709
to say that he'd "come by"
1249
01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,376
- some Palissy plates.
1250
01:13:27,376 --> 01:13:28,751
I mean, the idiot.
He had to have known
1251
01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,334
that Dad went to school
with the chairman.
1252
01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:32,918
I mean,
talk about biting the hand.
1253
01:13:32,918 --> 01:13:35,334
And Mum and Dad would give him
anything he asked for.
1254
01:13:35,334 --> 01:13:38,459
Yeah, well, obviously
he got sick of asking.
1255
01:13:38,459 --> 01:13:41,209
That's ridiculous.
He's more spoilt than we are.
1256
01:13:41,209 --> 01:13:43,376
I mean, come on, Vee. You...
You have to admit.
1257
01:13:43,376 --> 01:13:44,709
It's a little bit dark,
him having to go
1258
01:13:44,709 --> 01:13:46,334
to Mum and Dad
with a begging bowl.
1259
01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:48,126
- Oh, boo-fucking-hoo.
All right, yes.
1260
01:13:48,126 --> 01:13:50,001
Fine, it was incredibly
fucking stupid...
1261
01:13:50,001 --> 01:13:51,084
Guys, guys, guys.
1262
01:13:53,084 --> 01:13:54,334
Oliver,
don't mention it, okay?
1263
01:13:54,334 --> 01:13:56,084
What happens
if they bring him up?
1264
01:13:56,584 --> 01:13:59,001
- They won't.
- What a glorious day.
1265
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:01,459
Never known a summer
as hot as this one.
1266
01:14:01,459 --> 01:14:02,543
Sweltering.
1267
01:14:02,543 --> 01:14:04,334
I think it's even hotter
than last year.
1268
01:14:04,334 --> 01:14:05,459
I didn't think
that was possible,
1269
01:14:05,459 --> 01:14:07,376
but here we are again.
1270
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:10,334
It's hotter than Barbados,
apparently. Barbados!
1271
01:14:10,334 --> 01:14:11,459
No, I can
believe it, darling.
1272
01:14:11,459 --> 01:14:13,918
Honestly, I don't think I've
ever been hotter in my life.
1273
01:14:13,918 --> 01:14:15,209
Oh,
I need to check with Robert...
1274
01:14:15,209 --> 01:14:16,334
- ...to make sure that
1275
01:14:16,334 --> 01:14:17,418
he's being extra vigilant
with the hydrangeas.
1276
01:14:17,418 --> 01:14:18,543
Very wise, my love.
1277
01:14:20,209 --> 01:14:21,459
Oh, bliss.
1278
01:14:22,043 --> 01:14:23,334
Bliss, bliss, bliss.
1279
01:14:24,751 --> 01:14:25,876
Mmm!
1280
01:14:27,126 --> 01:14:29,626
Oh, this song. God, I haven't
heard this song in forever.
1281
01:14:31,168 --> 01:14:33,293
I used to hang out
with them all, actually,
1282
01:14:33,293 --> 01:14:36,251
when I was modelling.
Britpop, Blur, Oasis.
1283
01:14:36,251 --> 01:14:39,001
God, the parties.
Oh, but then, of course,
1284
01:14:39,001 --> 01:14:40,293
Common People came out
1285
01:14:40,293 --> 01:14:42,043
and everybody thought
it was written about me.
1286
01:14:42,043 --> 01:14:44,668
Which was completely
mortifying and ridiculous.
1287
01:14:44,668 --> 01:14:46,501
I mean, I barely knew Jarvis.
1288
01:14:47,001 --> 01:14:48,793
What?
She came from Greece.
1289
01:14:48,793 --> 01:14:50,001
She had a thirst
for knowledge.
1290
01:14:50,001 --> 01:14:51,084
It couldn't have been me.
1291
01:14:51,084 --> 01:14:52,626
I've never wanted
to know anything.
1292
01:14:54,334 --> 01:14:57,418
God, I wish we didn't
have to go to London.
1293
01:14:57,418 --> 01:14:58,918
I didn't know you were
going to London.
1294
01:14:58,918 --> 01:15:00,126
Pamela's funeral.
1295
01:15:00,126 --> 01:15:02,459
- Oh.
- Pamela died?
1296
01:15:02,459 --> 01:15:03,626
Yeah.
1297
01:15:03,626 --> 01:15:05,376
She'd do anything
for attention.
1298
01:16:36,793 --> 01:16:38,043
Morning, birthday boy.
1299
01:16:41,543 --> 01:16:43,293
Get dressed.
We're going on a road trip.
1300
01:16:43,793 --> 01:16:44,793
Where?
1301
01:16:45,293 --> 01:16:46,876
Oh, it's a surprise.
1302
01:16:46,876 --> 01:16:47,959
Wear something nice.
1303
01:17:22,668 --> 01:17:24,084
How much further is it?
1304
01:17:25,043 --> 01:17:26,293
It's not too far now.
1305
01:17:38,834 --> 01:17:41,334
Er, please tell me you're...
1306
01:17:41,334 --> 01:17:43,251
Felix, are...
1307
01:17:43,251 --> 01:17:45,001
Look, Ollie,
just hear me out, all right?
1308
01:17:45,001 --> 01:17:46,209
No, no, no.
- Hear me out for a sec.
1309
01:17:46,209 --> 01:17:47,376
What have you done?
What have you done?
1310
01:17:47,376 --> 01:17:49,418
- Your mum called a week ago.
- Er...
1311
01:17:49,418 --> 01:17:50,751
You left your phone
in the bathroom,
1312
01:17:50,751 --> 01:17:52,043
so I thought, I thought...
1313
01:17:52,043 --> 01:17:53,543
I, sort of, just picked up.
1314
01:17:53,543 --> 01:17:54,918
I mean, you've been ignoring
her calls for weeks
1315
01:17:54,918 --> 01:17:57,084
and I just thought that
maybe I could help.
1316
01:17:57,084 --> 01:18:00,418
And on the phone, she really
sounded sober, mate.
1317
01:18:00,418 --> 01:18:02,876
She had no idea where you were
and she just wanted
1318
01:18:02,876 --> 01:18:04,293
to send you a card
for your birthday.
1319
01:18:04,293 --> 01:18:06,376
Please turn the car round.
You can't take me there.
1320
01:18:06,376 --> 01:18:08,084
You can't. Felix, you can't
take me there.
1321
01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:09,209
- Ollie, she's your mother.
- No!
1322
01:18:09,209 --> 01:18:10,834
She's your family!
1323
01:18:10,834 --> 01:18:12,418
- She's all that you've got.
- You don't understand!
1324
01:18:12,418 --> 01:18:13,543
- Ollie, she's your...
- You don't!
1325
01:18:13,543 --> 01:18:14,626
- I'm begging you.
- Mate...
1326
01:18:14,626 --> 01:18:16,084
I'm begging you. Please, no.
1327
01:18:16,084 --> 01:18:18,043
I'm not taking "no" for
an answer, mate. I'm sorry.
1328
01:18:18,043 --> 01:18:19,543
You have to fix this, mate.
1329
01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:31,376
Oh, look, there's a sign.
Churchill Avenue. Right.
1330
01:18:31,376 --> 01:18:32,584
Oh, 138.
1331
01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:34,418
Is this it?
1332
01:18:36,376 --> 01:18:38,293
- Oh, this is nice, mate.
1333
01:18:38,293 --> 01:18:40,334
Look, she's clearly
cleaned up her act.
1334
01:18:40,834 --> 01:18:41,876
This is lovely.
1335
01:18:44,793 --> 01:18:45,793
Let's do this.
1336
01:18:47,793 --> 01:18:49,334
Let me go in
without you, please.
1337
01:18:49,334 --> 01:18:50,543
I'm not leaving you, mate.
1338
01:18:51,209 --> 01:18:52,209
We're in this together.
1339
01:19:33,376 --> 01:19:35,293
Oliver! Oh!
1340
01:19:35,293 --> 01:19:37,418
Praise you're alive.
1341
01:19:39,001 --> 01:19:40,209
I didn't recognise you.
1342
01:19:43,168 --> 01:19:44,418
Happy birthday, darling.
1343
01:19:47,209 --> 01:19:50,001
You must be Felix.
It's so nice to meet you.
1344
01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:51,209
Your father's in the garden.
1345
01:19:51,209 --> 01:19:53,126
- His father?
Yeah.
1346
01:19:53,584 --> 01:19:55,959
He's been pacing around
all morning. He's so excited.
1347
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,584
Come in. Come in.
1348
01:19:58,251 --> 01:19:59,251
Jeff!
1349
01:20:05,084 --> 01:20:06,876
Oh, that was in Mykonos.
1350
01:20:06,876 --> 01:20:08,251
We go every year.
1351
01:20:08,251 --> 01:20:09,376
Well, not any more.
1352
01:20:09,376 --> 01:20:11,626
No, not now
the kids are all grown up.
1353
01:20:11,626 --> 01:20:12,709
Kids?
1354
01:20:13,251 --> 01:20:14,918
You told me you were
an only child, Oliver?
1355
01:20:14,918 --> 01:20:17,584
No, I've always talked about
my sisters.
1356
01:20:22,001 --> 01:20:23,126
All right.
1357
01:20:23,126 --> 01:20:24,209
Well, I must have...
1358
01:20:24,209 --> 01:20:25,959
I must have forgotten.
1359
01:20:25,959 --> 01:20:27,709
I'm not surprised
if he didn't.
1360
01:20:27,709 --> 01:20:29,543
He always wanted
to be an only child,
1361
01:20:29,543 --> 01:20:31,209
always beetling off
by himself.
1362
01:20:31,209 --> 01:20:33,376
I bet, yeah. Yeah, I bet.
1363
01:20:33,376 --> 01:20:35,584
They didn't know what to do
with him at his school.
1364
01:20:35,584 --> 01:20:36,918
He was so clever.
1365
01:20:36,918 --> 01:20:38,334
That's why I think
1366
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,001
he found it hard
to make friends.
1367
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:41,334
The others were jealous.
1368
01:20:43,459 --> 01:20:47,043
And now he's the top scholar
at Oxford.
1369
01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:49,459
- The top scholar?
1370
01:20:50,376 --> 01:20:51,459
God, he's so modest.
1371
01:20:51,459 --> 01:20:53,709
You know, I... I had no idea.
1372
01:20:53,709 --> 01:20:55,251
It's been hard not seeing him.
1373
01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:57,709
Yeah, but it must be a lot
of pressure, though, I expect.
1374
01:20:57,709 --> 01:20:58,793
Oh, yeah.
1375
01:20:58,793 --> 01:21:00,334
- Yeah, of course it is.
- I bet. Yeah, I can't imagine.
1376
01:21:00,334 --> 01:21:01,418
Working day and night.
1377
01:21:01,418 --> 01:21:03,793
And then, on top of it all,
he's got the union.
1378
01:21:03,793 --> 01:21:05,251
- The plays.
1379
01:21:05,251 --> 01:21:06,334
- Yeah, the plays.
The rowing team.
1380
01:21:06,334 --> 01:21:07,459
- The rowing team?
Oh, yeah...
1381
01:21:07,459 --> 01:21:09,293
I've gotta go.
What d'you mean?
1382
01:21:09,293 --> 01:21:11,751
I've got these
horrible migraines.
1383
01:21:11,751 --> 01:21:14,459
Oh. Why don't you lie down
upstairs, darling?
1384
01:21:14,459 --> 01:21:15,876
I made your bed up
in case you wanted to stay.
1385
01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:16,959
We've got to get back.
We've...
1386
01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:18,668
We've got to get back
for my party.
1387
01:21:18,668 --> 01:21:19,751
Oliver...
Oliver, your mother spent
1388
01:21:19,751 --> 01:21:20,918
- all morning making lunch.
It doesn't matter.
1389
01:21:20,918 --> 01:21:22,918
- It does matter. It does.
No, it's all right.
1390
01:21:22,918 --> 01:21:24,584
- If he's not well...
It's not okay.
1391
01:21:24,584 --> 01:21:25,959
It doesn't matter,
it's only spag bol.
1392
01:21:25,959 --> 01:21:27,209
And the cake?
1393
01:21:27,959 --> 01:21:29,084
It doesn't matter.
1394
01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:31,209
Of course we can stay,
we would love to stay.
1395
01:21:31,876 --> 01:21:32,959
Ollie, just take a pill
or something,
1396
01:21:32,959 --> 01:21:34,168
for Christ's sake.
1397
01:21:42,751 --> 01:21:44,168
I love spag bol.
1398
01:21:51,084 --> 01:21:53,834
Felix, look, Felix,
1399
01:21:53,834 --> 01:21:55,168
please, let me just explain.
1400
01:21:55,168 --> 01:21:56,376
I think the best thing
1401
01:21:56,376 --> 01:21:58,209
is that you go home
after your party.
1402
01:21:58,209 --> 01:21:59,626
It's too late
to cancel it now,
1403
01:21:59,626 --> 01:22:01,084
and summer's almost finished anyway.
1404
01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:04,084
So I think we'll have
your party tonight, and...
1405
01:22:05,709 --> 01:22:07,418
I will see you back at Oxford.
1406
01:22:07,418 --> 01:22:08,876
And we can still be friends, though?
1407
01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:11,543
I mean, we're going
to laugh about this.
1408
01:22:12,334 --> 01:22:13,459
I... I...
1409
01:22:14,626 --> 01:22:15,793
I don't even know
why I said it.
1410
01:22:15,793 --> 01:22:17,168
It's just a stupid thing
to say...
1411
01:22:17,168 --> 01:22:18,668
No, it's fucking weird,
is what it is, mate.
1412
01:22:18,668 --> 01:22:20,126
Honestly, I don't
even know where to start.
1413
01:22:20,126 --> 01:22:22,334
I mean,
you're a fucking liar, Ollie.
1414
01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:28,959
Why would you lie?
1415
01:22:34,126 --> 01:22:35,501
I just wanted
to be your friend.
1416
01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:46,584
Look, let's just
get through tonight.
1417
01:22:46,584 --> 01:22:48,043
Can you not tell your family, please?
1418
01:22:48,043 --> 01:22:49,668
Of course not. Fucking hell!
1419
01:22:49,668 --> 01:22:51,168
It's dark enough as it is!
1420
01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,251
Duncan.
1421
01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:27,543
- Yes?
- Orchid.
1422
01:23:27,543 --> 01:23:28,793
♪ Watch me work it,
I'm perfect ♪
1423
01:23:28,793 --> 01:23:30,626
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1424
01:23:30,626 --> 01:23:32,584
♪ Let me hear you scream
If you want some more ♪
1425
01:23:32,584 --> 01:23:34,376
- Cheers!
1426
01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,418
♪ Watch me work it,
I'm perfect ♪
1427
01:23:38,293 --> 01:23:39,418
Uh-oh.
1428
01:23:39,418 --> 01:23:40,626
Oh,
it's George's daughter.
1429
01:23:40,626 --> 01:23:41,834
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
1430
01:23:42,501 --> 01:23:44,626
Oh, dear,
she's just like her mother.
1431
01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:48,793
♪ That's right
I'm a superstar ♪
1432
01:23:48,793 --> 01:23:50,376
♪ Everybody wanna come up
When I'm at the bar ♪
1433
01:23:50,376 --> 01:23:52,209
♪ All the people wanna try
It's like give me some more ♪
1434
01:23:52,209 --> 01:23:54,501
♪ Try a little harder, honey
Give me some more ♪
1435
01:23:54,501 --> 01:23:55,959
♪ Let's go I'm a superstar ♪
1436
01:23:55,959 --> 01:23:57,876
♪ Getting busy with the boys
Hanging at the bar ♪
1437
01:23:57,876 --> 01:23:59,709
♪ Everybody coming close
'cause they all want me ♪
1438
01:23:59,709 --> 01:24:00,876
♪ You all knew
When you saw me ♪
1439
01:24:00,876 --> 01:24:02,751
♪ I like how you look
Baby call me, call me ♪
1440
01:24:02,751 --> 01:24:04,501
♪ One, two, three, four ♪
1441
01:24:04,501 --> 01:24:06,334
♪ Let me hear you scream
If you want some more ♪
1442
01:24:06,959 --> 01:24:09,043
Hey! Hey!
1443
01:24:10,251 --> 01:24:11,668
Have you seen Felix?
1444
01:24:12,793 --> 01:24:13,793
Nope.
1445
01:24:17,834 --> 01:24:19,001
Which one's
the biggest...
1446
01:24:19,001 --> 01:24:20,168
Oh, no.
1447
01:24:20,168 --> 01:24:22,126
- Oh, fuck.
Felix.
1448
01:24:22,876 --> 01:24:24,709
Can I, er, talk to you
for one second?
1449
01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:29,459
You can't ignore me forever.
1450
01:24:29,459 --> 01:24:30,626
I can try.
1451
01:24:30,626 --> 01:24:32,418
Felix,
we need to talk.
1452
01:24:32,418 --> 01:24:33,626
Felix, come on!
1453
01:24:33,626 --> 01:24:34,709
Look, man, I tried to be nice,
1454
01:24:34,709 --> 01:24:36,293
but can you fuck off
and bother somebody else?
1455
01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:45,376
Who was that?
1456
01:25:18,709 --> 01:25:20,001
Hello, Farleigh.
1457
01:25:20,001 --> 01:25:22,126
How did you know it was me?
1458
01:25:22,709 --> 01:25:23,709
Signet ring.
1459
01:25:25,793 --> 01:25:26,793
God.
1460
01:25:26,793 --> 01:25:28,709
You really do notice
everything, don't you?
1461
01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:31,959
Have they seen you yet?
1462
01:25:32,584 --> 01:25:33,876
Not yet.
1463
01:25:36,543 --> 01:25:37,876
Yeah, they'll go ballistic.
1464
01:25:38,793 --> 01:25:39,793
I doubt it.
1465
01:25:40,459 --> 01:25:41,918
They invited me.
1466
01:25:44,084 --> 01:25:45,334
Ohhh!
Mmm.
1467
01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:47,751
Mmm.
1468
01:25:50,584 --> 01:25:52,251
God, the look on your face.
1469
01:25:52,251 --> 01:25:54,126
They can't have invited you.
1470
01:25:54,126 --> 01:25:56,543
Oh, Oliver,
you'll never catch on.
1471
01:25:57,793 --> 01:25:59,084
This place...
1472
01:25:59,918 --> 01:26:01,668
You know,
it's not for you.
1473
01:26:02,793 --> 01:26:05,209
It is a fucking dream.
1474
01:26:05,209 --> 01:26:07,209
It is an anecdote
you'll bore your fat kids
1475
01:26:07,209 --> 01:26:08,418
with at Christmas.
1476
01:26:09,209 --> 01:26:11,834
Oliver's once in a lifetime
1477
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:15,334
handjob on a hay bale,
golden, big boy summer!
1478
01:26:17,918 --> 01:26:19,293
You'll cling on to it,
1479
01:26:19,876 --> 01:26:21,918
and comb over it,
and jerk off to it,
1480
01:26:21,918 --> 01:26:24,209
and you'll wonder how
you could ever
1481
01:26:24,876 --> 01:26:27,834
ever, ever, ever get it back.
1482
01:26:28,626 --> 01:26:30,001
But you don't get it back.
1483
01:26:32,584 --> 01:26:34,209
Because your summer's over.
1484
01:26:36,251 --> 01:26:37,376
And so you...
1485
01:26:37,376 --> 01:26:39,334
Oh...
1486
01:26:39,334 --> 01:26:40,459
You...
1487
01:26:41,251 --> 01:26:42,459
catch a train...
1488
01:26:44,334 --> 01:26:46,459
to whatever
creepy doll factory
1489
01:26:46,459 --> 01:26:48,501
it is they make Olivers in.
1490
01:26:48,501 --> 01:26:51,709
And I come back here.
1491
01:26:54,959 --> 01:26:56,293
This isn't a dream to me.
1492
01:26:58,084 --> 01:26:59,126
It's my house.
1493
01:27:01,334 --> 01:27:05,001
So whatever happens,
I always come back.
1494
01:27:08,459 --> 01:27:10,043
Try harder next time, baby.
1495
01:27:12,001 --> 01:27:16,126
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1496
01:27:16,918 --> 01:27:21,209
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1497
01:27:21,209 --> 01:27:24,584
♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪
1498
01:27:25,751 --> 01:27:27,543
Shit,
I can't remember his name.
1499
01:27:28,709 --> 01:27:33,334
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
1500
01:27:33,334 --> 01:27:35,084
Whoo!
1501
01:27:49,709 --> 01:27:53,126
♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪
1502
01:27:53,126 --> 01:27:56,709
♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪
1503
01:27:56,709 --> 01:27:57,793
♪ How could you guess ♪
1504
01:27:58,251 --> 01:28:01,001
♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪
1505
01:28:01,001 --> 01:28:03,793
♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪
1506
01:28:04,293 --> 01:28:07,876
♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪
1507
01:28:07,876 --> 01:28:11,293
♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪
1508
01:28:11,293 --> 01:28:12,834
♪ How could you guess ♪
1509
01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:15,501
♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪
1510
01:28:15,501 --> 01:28:18,418
♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪
1511
01:28:33,376 --> 01:28:36,751
♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪
1512
01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:40,043
♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪
1513
01:28:40,043 --> 01:28:41,751
♪ How could you guess ♪
1514
01:28:41,751 --> 01:28:44,626
♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪
1515
01:28:44,626 --> 01:28:47,543
♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪
1516
01:30:00,959 --> 01:30:03,251
- Felix.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
1517
01:30:03,251 --> 01:30:04,376
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1518
01:30:04,376 --> 01:30:06,626
I need to talk to you.
Were you spying on us?
1519
01:30:06,626 --> 01:30:07,876
No, I wasn't.
1520
01:30:07,876 --> 01:30:10,084
You know,
you two are fucking gross.
1521
01:30:10,084 --> 01:30:11,251
Fucking hell, mate.
1522
01:30:11,834 --> 01:30:13,501
God...
1523
01:30:13,501 --> 01:30:15,459
What the fuck
is wrong with you, Oliver?
1524
01:30:15,459 --> 01:30:16,918
Leave me the fuck alone!
1525
01:30:16,918 --> 01:30:18,418
- No, we need to talk.
- Please stop.
1526
01:30:18,418 --> 01:30:20,209
We can't... We can't,
are you fucking crazy?
1527
01:30:20,209 --> 01:30:22,251
- You can't just throw me away.
- Get the fuck away from me.
1528
01:30:23,543 --> 01:30:24,543
Ah, fuck...
1529
01:30:24,543 --> 01:30:27,043
Look, I just gave you
what you wanted!
1530
01:30:30,001 --> 01:30:31,251
Like everyone else does.
1531
01:30:31,793 --> 01:30:34,168
Everyone puts on
a show for Felix.
1532
01:30:37,084 --> 01:30:38,543
So I'm sorry that...
1533
01:30:38,543 --> 01:30:40,334
my performance
wasn't good enough.
1534
01:30:42,043 --> 01:30:43,043
I think...
1535
01:30:43,959 --> 01:30:45,376
I think you need
to see somebody.
1536
01:30:45,376 --> 01:30:46,626
You need help, okay?
Seriously.
1537
01:30:46,626 --> 01:30:47,918
No. No, I don't.
1538
01:30:47,918 --> 01:30:50,668
I just need you to understand
how much I fucking love you.
1539
01:30:51,793 --> 01:30:53,959
You're the only friend
I ever had, Felix.
1540
01:30:56,168 --> 01:30:57,251
Okay...
1541
01:30:57,251 --> 01:30:59,959
I mean, doesn't this
just prove how much,
1542
01:30:59,959 --> 01:31:01,751
how much of a good friend
I actually am?
1543
01:31:02,751 --> 01:31:04,084
How well I actually know you?
1544
01:31:04,959 --> 01:31:06,376
I'm still the same person.
1545
01:31:07,959 --> 01:31:10,126
Yeah?
I'm still the same person.
1546
01:31:12,793 --> 01:31:14,126
I don't know what you are.
1547
01:31:18,334 --> 01:31:19,501
But I do know you,
1548
01:31:20,209 --> 01:31:22,709
you make my fucking blood
run cold.
1549
01:31:40,126 --> 01:31:41,334
Wait there a sec.
1550
01:31:44,959 --> 01:31:46,209
Fuck. Ah.
1551
01:32:03,793 --> 01:32:05,334
- Better?
- Fuck you.
1552
01:32:08,543 --> 01:32:09,876
I think
you should go to bed.
1553
01:32:13,418 --> 01:32:15,209
I don't care
what you think any more.
1554
01:32:27,001 --> 01:32:28,876
Oh, fuck.
1555
01:33:37,793 --> 01:33:39,043
Felix!
1556
01:33:41,084 --> 01:33:42,626
Felix!
Felix!
1557
01:33:45,043 --> 01:33:46,168
Felix!
1558
01:34:12,709 --> 01:34:14,168
You don't need
to be told, do you?
1559
01:34:18,168 --> 01:34:19,293
You already know.
1560
01:34:24,918 --> 01:34:27,793
You're just turning the handle
on a jack in the box.
1561
01:34:30,251 --> 01:34:32,626
Walking towards
the end of the world.
1562
01:34:50,168 --> 01:34:51,959
Knowing that any second...
1563
01:34:58,209 --> 01:35:00,209
the ground
was gonna fall away.
1564
01:35:19,709 --> 01:35:21,001
It's the end of everything.
1565
01:36:10,834 --> 01:36:12,334
Darling, darling boy.
1566
01:36:14,209 --> 01:36:15,709
- My darling boy.
1567
01:36:18,418 --> 01:36:19,918
Help me move him.
1568
01:36:19,918 --> 01:36:21,251
We need to get him inside.
1569
01:36:21,251 --> 01:36:22,334
Get him warm.
1570
01:36:26,751 --> 01:36:28,293
I just need
to get him warmed up.
1571
01:36:30,334 --> 01:36:31,501
Felix, darling,
1572
01:36:32,334 --> 01:36:33,793
where's your jumper?
1573
01:36:33,793 --> 01:36:35,001
Hmm?
1574
01:36:35,001 --> 01:36:36,168
Where's your jumper?
1575
01:36:39,918 --> 01:36:41,668
Come on now! Help me.
1576
01:36:43,418 --> 01:36:44,834
I don't think
we can move him, James.
1577
01:36:44,834 --> 01:36:47,251
I think... I think the police.
1578
01:36:47,251 --> 01:36:48,334
Yes.
1579
01:36:49,209 --> 01:36:50,418
Yes, come away, darling.
1580
01:36:52,376 --> 01:36:53,376
It's nearly lunch.
1581
01:36:53,918 --> 01:36:54,918
Yes.
1582
01:37:26,209 --> 01:37:27,209
What is it, Duncan?
1583
01:37:27,209 --> 01:37:29,209
It's the police,
Your Ladyship.
1584
01:37:30,584 --> 01:37:31,751
They're having trouble.
1585
01:37:33,251 --> 01:37:34,501
What kind of trouble?
1586
01:37:34,501 --> 01:37:36,543
They keep getting lost
in the maze.
1587
01:37:38,168 --> 01:37:39,168
And?
1588
01:37:40,626 --> 01:37:42,126
May I send
one of the gardeners
1589
01:37:42,126 --> 01:37:43,334
- to assist them, sir?
- Fine.
1590
01:37:47,501 --> 01:37:48,584
Oliver, darling.
1591
01:37:48,584 --> 01:37:50,293
Why don't you tell us
about last night?
1592
01:37:52,543 --> 01:37:53,626
- Last night?
Mmm.
1593
01:37:53,626 --> 01:37:55,084
Did you have a lovely time?
1594
01:37:55,876 --> 01:37:57,626
Yeah, it was, er, wonderful.
1595
01:37:58,209 --> 01:37:59,459
- Thank you.
Oh, good.
1596
01:37:59,459 --> 01:38:01,168
I think it was a hit.
Don't you, darling?
1597
01:38:01,168 --> 01:38:02,543
Oh, yes, a triumph.
1598
01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:04,251
Yes. The house
looked good, didn't it?
1599
01:38:04,251 --> 01:38:06,584
Beautiful.
- And that cake was...
1600
01:38:06,584 --> 01:38:08,001
Oh, did you like it?
1601
01:38:08,001 --> 01:38:09,709
- Mm-hmm.
- I never had any in the end.
1602
01:38:09,709 --> 01:38:11,001
That's always the way,
isn't it?
1603
01:38:11,001 --> 01:38:12,251
You end up running around
so much
1604
01:38:12,251 --> 01:38:13,543
you miss the actual party.
1605
01:38:16,751 --> 01:38:17,834
What now?
1606
01:38:18,959 --> 01:38:21,459
May I be permitted
to close the curtains, sir?
1607
01:38:22,501 --> 01:38:24,334
Sir, the coroner's outside
1608
01:38:24,334 --> 01:38:26,168
and may need
to pass the window with...
1609
01:38:26,168 --> 01:38:27,793
Yes, thank you. Close them.
1610
01:38:29,209 --> 01:38:31,501
I don't normally
like chocolate cake.
1611
01:38:31,501 --> 01:38:33,543
Yes, it can be cloying,
can't it?
1612
01:38:33,543 --> 01:38:35,793
Mmm, but last night
it was so light.
1613
01:38:35,793 --> 01:38:38,459
Yes, Lynn has always
been an expert with cakes.
1614
01:38:38,459 --> 01:38:40,251
Yes, cold hands, apparently.
1615
01:38:40,251 --> 01:38:41,584
You have to have cold hands.
1616
01:38:41,584 --> 01:38:43,793
Mm-hmm, I've heard.
1617
01:38:43,793 --> 01:38:45,626
So the butter doesn't melt.
1618
01:38:45,626 --> 01:38:47,293
Although
I would think
1619
01:38:47,293 --> 01:38:48,793
that applied more
to pastry than to...
1620
01:38:48,793 --> 01:38:51,751
Duncan, just get them closed,
for Christ's sake!
1621
01:38:51,751 --> 01:38:54,168
Yes, I am trying, sir.
I can't.
1622
01:38:57,501 --> 01:38:58,668
- I'm so sorry.
1623
01:39:00,001 --> 01:39:01,084
I'm so sorry.
1624
01:39:29,376 --> 01:39:31,376
Oh, my God.
1625
01:39:32,459 --> 01:39:34,959
Er, may I be excused, please?
1626
01:39:34,959 --> 01:39:36,584
No, we haven't finished lunch.
1627
01:39:36,584 --> 01:39:38,584
Lunch is cold.
1628
01:39:39,168 --> 01:39:41,293
You want me just to eat it
like nothing's happening?
1629
01:39:41,293 --> 01:39:42,918
What else is there to do, darling?
1630
01:39:42,918 --> 01:39:45,584
- Anything! Anything!
- Farleigh!
1631
01:39:45,584 --> 01:39:46,918
Will you be quiet?
1632
01:39:46,918 --> 01:39:48,751
Sit down
and eat the bloody pie!
1633
01:39:48,751 --> 01:39:50,001
Just eat it!
1634
01:39:50,001 --> 01:39:52,001
Eat it and shut up!
1635
01:39:52,001 --> 01:39:53,543
Eat the bloody pie!
1636
01:39:56,501 --> 01:39:58,668
You're not the only person
here with feelings.
1637
01:40:00,418 --> 01:40:02,959
None of us wants
your bloody American feelings.
1638
01:40:02,959 --> 01:40:04,501
I think it's delicious.
1639
01:40:10,543 --> 01:40:12,584
What the fuck
are you still doing here?
1640
01:40:14,793 --> 01:40:16,668
Wait, does no one else
find it weird?
1641
01:40:18,459 --> 01:40:19,834
No one else finds that weird?
1642
01:40:19,834 --> 01:40:21,709
I wouldn't throw stones
if I was you, Farleigh.
1643
01:40:21,709 --> 01:40:23,459
Excuse me?
- Please stop.
1644
01:40:23,459 --> 01:40:25,501
What is he saying?
- I... I have no idea.
1645
01:40:25,501 --> 01:40:27,876
What I'm saying
is I would feel guilty too.
1646
01:40:27,876 --> 01:40:29,418
- Guilty?
If I was the one
1647
01:40:29,418 --> 01:40:31,709
racking up lines
the night someone died.
1648
01:40:33,918 --> 01:40:36,751
- Fuck you.
- That's not a denial.
1649
01:40:37,793 --> 01:40:38,959
Is that true?
1650
01:40:41,334 --> 01:40:42,334
Search Farleigh's room.
1651
01:40:42,334 --> 01:40:43,501
- Yes, sir.
- No.
1652
01:40:46,293 --> 01:40:47,293
Get out!
1653
01:40:47,293 --> 01:40:49,084
- No, wait...
1654
01:40:49,084 --> 01:40:50,751
- Erm...
- What's happening?
1655
01:40:50,751 --> 01:40:52,543
Aunt Elspeth... Elspeth...
1656
01:40:52,543 --> 01:40:54,168
Don't you dare look at her!
1657
01:40:54,876 --> 01:40:55,876
Get out!
1658
01:40:58,209 --> 01:40:59,834
I won't mention this
to the police.
1659
01:41:00,709 --> 01:41:01,959
That's all you'll get.
1660
01:41:01,959 --> 01:41:03,043
Nothing more,
1661
01:41:03,668 --> 01:41:04,709
ever again.
1662
01:41:28,043 --> 01:41:32,501
♪ Lord of all hopefulness ♪
1663
01:41:32,501 --> 01:41:36,293
♪ Lord of all joy ♪
1664
01:41:36,293 --> 01:41:40,709
♪ Whose trust,
Ever child-like ♪
1665
01:41:40,709 --> 01:41:44,918
♪ No cares could destroy ♪
1666
01:41:45,584 --> 01:41:50,001
♪ Be there at our waking ♪
1667
01:41:50,001 --> 01:41:54,251
♪ And give us, we pray ♪
1668
01:41:54,793 --> 01:41:59,251
♪ Your bliss in our hearts,
Lord ♪
1669
01:41:59,251 --> 01:42:04,126
♪ At the break of the day ♪
1670
01:42:12,626 --> 01:42:14,084
♪ Lord of all eagerness ♪
1671
01:42:14,084 --> 01:42:15,793
See you back
at the house, Oliver.
1672
01:42:17,168 --> 01:42:20,459
♪ Lord of all faith ♪
1673
01:42:21,126 --> 01:42:24,709
♪ Whose strong hands
Were skilled ♪
1674
01:42:24,709 --> 01:42:29,543
♪ At the plane and the lathe ♪
1675
01:42:30,418 --> 01:42:35,043
♪ Be there at our labours ♪
1676
01:42:35,043 --> 01:42:39,001
♪ And give us, we pray ♪
1677
01:42:42,376 --> 01:42:44,668
♪ Your strength in our hearts,
Lord ♪
1678
01:42:44,668 --> 01:42:49,418
♪ At the noon of the day ♪
1679
01:42:58,043 --> 01:43:02,709
♪ Lord of all kindliness ♪
1680
01:43:02,709 --> 01:43:06,334
♪ Lord of all grace ♪
1681
01:43:07,043 --> 01:43:11,668
♪ Your hands swift
To welcome ♪
1682
01:43:11,668 --> 01:43:16,293
♪ Your arms to embrace ♪
1683
01:43:16,918 --> 01:43:21,626
♪ Be there at our homing ♪
1684
01:43:21,626 --> 01:43:26,043
♪ And give us, we pray ♪
1685
01:43:27,126 --> 01:43:32,043
♪ Your love in our hearts,
Lord ♪
1686
01:43:32,043 --> 01:43:37,251
♪ At the eve of the day ♪
1687
01:43:46,209 --> 01:43:51,834
♪ Lord of all gentleness ♪
1688
01:43:51,834 --> 01:43:55,876
♪ Lord of all calm ♪
1689
01:43:55,876 --> 01:44:00,918
♪ Whose voice is contentment ♪
1690
01:44:00,918 --> 01:44:05,793
♪ Whose presence is balm ♪
1691
01:44:06,334 --> 01:44:11,668
♪ Be there at our sleeping ♪
1692
01:44:11,668 --> 01:44:16,084
♪ And give us, we pray ♪
1693
01:44:17,043 --> 01:44:22,918
♪ Your peace in our hearts,
Lord ♪
1694
01:44:22,918 --> 01:44:26,793
♪ At the end of the day ♪
1695
01:45:49,709 --> 01:45:50,959
The vicar did well.
1696
01:45:50,959 --> 01:45:53,918
Yes,
so much nicer than his father.
1697
01:45:53,918 --> 01:45:55,376
Oh, he was all right.
1698
01:45:55,376 --> 01:45:56,751
Just a little old fashioned.
1699
01:45:56,751 --> 01:45:58,418
Extremely old fashioned.
1700
01:45:58,959 --> 01:46:00,376
Do you remember
Felix's christening?
1701
01:46:00,376 --> 01:46:01,876
- Mm-hmm.
-"You can't possibly
1702
01:46:01,876 --> 01:46:03,626
"have River as a middle name."
Do you remember?
1703
01:46:03,626 --> 01:46:06,376
Hm. I remember
you giving him what for.
1704
01:46:08,293 --> 01:46:09,501
It doesn't matter now.
1705
01:46:10,501 --> 01:46:12,876
It doesn't matter
what his middle name is now.
1706
01:46:12,876 --> 01:46:14,626
- Darling.
He was right.
1707
01:46:14,626 --> 01:46:16,668
River is quite silly.
1708
01:46:16,668 --> 01:46:19,459
But I suppose you don't pick
your child's name
1709
01:46:19,459 --> 01:46:21,876
imagining that one day
you'll have to think about
1710
01:46:21,876 --> 01:46:23,584
how it will look...
1711
01:46:26,959 --> 01:46:28,043
carved on a...
1712
01:46:29,126 --> 01:46:31,543
headstone.
Choose a font.
1713
01:46:31,543 --> 01:46:32,918
What font did you choose?
1714
01:46:35,209 --> 01:46:36,376
Times New Roman.
1715
01:46:38,918 --> 01:46:40,126
On local stone.
1716
01:46:40,668 --> 01:46:42,293
- It'll be good, I think.
- Yeah, yeah.
1717
01:46:43,084 --> 01:46:45,168
It's a good choice. Solid.
1718
01:46:47,251 --> 01:46:48,293
I'll leave you.
1719
01:46:48,293 --> 01:46:50,793
You're not going anywhere,
Oliver, darling?
1720
01:46:50,793 --> 01:46:52,168
I was just going upstairs.
1721
01:46:52,168 --> 01:46:53,584
But you're not leaving us?
1722
01:46:55,293 --> 01:46:56,793
You're not leaving Saltburn?
1723
01:47:08,584 --> 01:47:09,959
Ah, sorry.
1724
01:47:10,876 --> 01:47:14,959
Your politeness is so grating.
1725
01:47:14,959 --> 01:47:18,751
- Do you know that?
- Erm, sorry?
1726
01:47:18,751 --> 01:47:20,209
You're always sorry.
1727
01:47:21,459 --> 01:47:26,001
Always flinching away
like a little fucking...
1728
01:47:27,626 --> 01:47:28,751
serf.
1729
01:47:36,293 --> 01:47:37,293
I saw you.
1730
01:47:39,876 --> 01:47:42,126
Sobbing in the church
at the funeral.
1731
01:47:43,293 --> 01:47:45,876
I watched you weeping away
and I just...
1732
01:47:47,626 --> 01:47:49,459
I felt so sorry for you.
1733
01:47:51,418 --> 01:47:52,459
So sorry.
1734
01:47:55,543 --> 01:47:56,918
And then I remembered...
1735
01:48:01,001 --> 01:48:03,709
and I started laughing.
1736
01:48:11,418 --> 01:48:12,501
I just...
1737
01:48:13,793 --> 01:48:16,168
I just couldn't stop laughing
1738
01:48:16,168 --> 01:48:19,168
because I...
I remembered that...
1739
01:48:20,793 --> 01:48:24,084
that you only knew him for...
1740
01:48:26,168 --> 01:48:28,084
six months?
1741
01:48:30,209 --> 01:48:32,001
You hardly knew him, Ollie.
1742
01:48:32,834 --> 01:48:35,334
You have nothing to do
1743
01:48:35,334 --> 01:48:38,751
with him, with us,
1744
01:48:39,459 --> 01:48:40,543
with here.
1745
01:48:41,626 --> 01:48:43,168
Nothing at all.
1746
01:48:45,001 --> 01:48:47,084
You're just a stranger.
1747
01:48:48,626 --> 01:48:51,959
- It's very late.
- Yet, here you are.
1748
01:48:52,959 --> 01:48:54,751
Right in the middle of it all.
1749
01:48:55,376 --> 01:48:56,376
Ooh.
1750
01:48:58,126 --> 01:49:01,543
Stranger fucking danger.
1751
01:49:01,543 --> 01:49:03,584
- Yeah, I'm going to bed.
1752
01:49:04,418 --> 01:49:05,751
Ollie, you know...
1753
01:49:06,626 --> 01:49:08,376
You know what
Daddy's starting to call you?
1754
01:49:09,793 --> 01:49:11,084
Spiderman.
1755
01:49:12,584 --> 01:49:14,376
- Really?
- Because you're always
1756
01:49:14,376 --> 01:49:16,501
just skulking around.
1757
01:49:17,459 --> 01:49:24,043
Weaving your spider-y,
Oliver-y web.
1758
01:49:25,209 --> 01:49:26,918
Good night.
Drink some water...
1759
01:49:26,918 --> 01:49:30,043
Hey, Ollie, Ollie,
don't be upset.
1760
01:49:32,584 --> 01:49:34,126
I don't think you're a spider.
1761
01:49:37,209 --> 01:49:39,918
I think you're a moth.
1762
01:49:42,418 --> 01:49:44,001
I'm right, aren't I?
1763
01:49:46,084 --> 01:49:47,501
Quiet...
1764
01:49:49,126 --> 01:49:50,376
harmless...
1765
01:49:51,126 --> 01:49:53,501
drawn to shiny things...
1766
01:49:55,043 --> 01:49:58,584
batting up against
the window...
1767
01:50:02,793 --> 01:50:06,126
just desperate to get in.
1768
01:50:09,626 --> 01:50:11,001
Well, you've done it now.
1769
01:50:16,876 --> 01:50:19,543
You've made your holes
1770
01:50:20,543 --> 01:50:21,834
in everything.
1771
01:50:25,084 --> 01:50:27,293
You'll eat us
from the inside out.
1772
01:50:27,293 --> 01:50:29,293
- You've drunk way too much.
- Yeah.
1773
01:50:29,293 --> 01:50:30,418
Hm.
1774
01:50:33,418 --> 01:50:34,959
Isn't that his aftershave?
1775
01:50:34,959 --> 01:50:36,168
Hm?
1776
01:50:38,668 --> 01:50:43,209
You are a fucking freak.
1777
01:50:43,709 --> 01:50:46,501
I bet you're wearing
his underwear too, aren't you?
1778
01:50:46,501 --> 01:50:47,584
Yeah.
1779
01:50:47,584 --> 01:50:51,209
You disgusting little nobody.
1780
01:50:51,209 --> 01:50:52,584
Oh, my God!
1781
01:50:52,584 --> 01:50:54,626
You ate him right up
1782
01:50:54,626 --> 01:50:58,043
and you licked
the fucking plate!
1783
01:51:37,959 --> 01:51:39,376
It broke her completely.
1784
01:51:42,251 --> 01:51:43,501
She said it herself.
1785
01:51:44,876 --> 01:51:46,501
She couldn't live without him.
1786
01:52:17,168 --> 01:52:18,668
Thank you
for coming to see me.
1787
01:52:24,168 --> 01:52:25,793
Is everything all right?
1788
01:52:27,084 --> 01:52:28,084
Er...
1789
01:52:33,834 --> 01:52:35,959
How long were you planning
on staying with us?
1790
01:52:35,959 --> 01:52:37,418
Because Elspeth
won't let you go.
1791
01:52:38,501 --> 01:52:40,668
Erm, I'm happy to stay
1792
01:52:40,668 --> 01:52:43,168
- as long as she needs me to.
- Very kind of you.
1793
01:52:43,168 --> 01:52:46,209
But I'm not sure
that's good for her or us.
1794
01:52:47,459 --> 01:52:48,626
I think it's time, Oliver,
1795
01:52:48,626 --> 01:52:51,376
for you to go home
discreetly tonight,
1796
01:52:52,251 --> 01:52:53,584
to cause her
the least anxiety.
1797
01:52:53,584 --> 01:52:54,834
I hope you understand.
1798
01:52:54,834 --> 01:52:56,876
I'd go in a heartbeat
if I could.
1799
01:52:58,293 --> 01:53:01,793
I just don't think
I can leave her in this state.
1800
01:53:01,793 --> 01:53:02,876
Well...
1801
01:53:03,418 --> 01:53:06,001
It would be best if the family
was able to grieve in private.
1802
01:53:06,001 --> 01:53:07,876
Oh, I...
I understand, I agree.
1803
01:53:07,876 --> 01:53:08,959
I agree.
1804
01:53:10,418 --> 01:53:12,376
But I just think
it's best if I stay
1805
01:53:12,376 --> 01:53:13,668
just for the time being.
1806
01:53:14,876 --> 01:53:17,043
I want to do
what's right for her.
1807
01:53:21,459 --> 01:53:22,459
You won't go?
1808
01:53:22,459 --> 01:53:24,043
I don't see how I can.
1809
01:53:35,876 --> 01:53:36,876
What are you doing?
1810
01:53:38,959 --> 01:53:40,959
- How much?
- Excuse me?
1811
01:53:40,959 --> 01:53:42,501
How much for you to leave
and never come back?
1812
01:53:42,501 --> 01:53:44,376
To cease all contact
with my wife?
1813
01:53:44,376 --> 01:53:45,501
- Why?
- Because we all
1814
01:53:45,501 --> 01:53:46,626
have to move on.
1815
01:53:47,918 --> 01:53:49,793
- I know you live under
1816
01:53:49,793 --> 01:53:51,584
somewhat
difficult circumstances,
1817
01:53:51,584 --> 01:53:53,793
but this will be a fresh start
for you too.
1818
01:53:53,793 --> 01:53:55,584
Why are you doing this?
1819
01:53:56,501 --> 01:53:58,251
How much?
1820
01:54:03,251 --> 01:54:04,543
How much?
1821
01:54:05,959 --> 01:54:06,959
How much?
1822
01:55:19,668 --> 01:55:21,293
Thanks.
1823
01:55:39,126 --> 01:55:40,126
Oliver.
1824
01:55:42,168 --> 01:55:43,626
- Oliver.
- Elspeth.
1825
01:55:44,459 --> 01:55:47,709
- My God.
- Oh, Ollie!
1826
01:55:48,626 --> 01:55:50,293
Oh, how handsome you look!
1827
01:55:50,293 --> 01:55:51,626
I can't believe it.
1828
01:55:52,834 --> 01:55:54,584
But you're all grown up,
you're...
1829
01:55:54,584 --> 01:55:56,084
Of course, you're grown up.
1830
01:55:56,084 --> 01:55:58,209
Of course, silly of me,
of course.
1831
01:55:59,418 --> 01:56:00,543
You grew up.
1832
01:56:01,959 --> 01:56:03,543
- Sorry.
1833
01:56:04,209 --> 01:56:05,543
I'm all over the place
at the moment.
1834
01:56:05,543 --> 01:56:08,334
I... I read the news
about Sir James.
1835
01:56:09,293 --> 01:56:10,834
I'm so dreadfully sorry.
1836
01:56:14,126 --> 01:56:16,543
I was surprised
he waited so long in a way.
1837
01:56:17,584 --> 01:56:18,584
You know...
1838
01:56:20,876 --> 01:56:23,043
But still it was a...
a terrible shock.
1839
01:56:23,043 --> 01:56:24,126
Yeah.
1840
01:56:25,876 --> 01:56:27,209
It's so funny to see you.
1841
01:56:28,918 --> 01:56:31,251
I've actually just bought
a little flat nearby.
1842
01:56:31,251 --> 01:56:32,626
Oh, what are the odds?
1843
01:56:32,626 --> 01:56:35,251
Saltburn suddenly seemed
so big and so far away.
1844
01:56:35,251 --> 01:56:37,876
How is Saltburn?
Er, is Duncan still there?
1845
01:56:37,876 --> 01:56:39,043
Oh, God, he's still there.
1846
01:56:39,043 --> 01:56:40,168
Oh, everything's the same.
1847
01:56:40,168 --> 01:56:42,293
Exactly, exactly the same
as when you left it.
1848
01:56:43,084 --> 01:56:45,459
I'm glad.
1849
01:56:45,459 --> 01:56:48,626
Ollie, I didn't like it
the way James treated you,
1850
01:56:49,751 --> 01:56:51,209
and I wanted to say something.
1851
01:56:51,709 --> 01:56:53,168
Oh, it was a long time ago.
1852
01:56:53,168 --> 01:56:54,626
No, but it's not to me.
1853
01:56:54,626 --> 01:56:56,668
You see,
I've thought about it a lot.
1854
01:56:57,376 --> 01:56:58,376
And...
1855
01:56:59,793 --> 01:57:00,793
you have to remember
1856
01:57:00,793 --> 01:57:02,334
that he wasn't
in his right mind then,
1857
01:57:02,334 --> 01:57:03,668
after everything
that happened.
1858
01:57:04,626 --> 01:57:05,626
And he...
1859
01:57:07,168 --> 01:57:09,293
You do forgive him,
you do understand?
1860
01:57:11,209 --> 01:57:12,209
Of course.
1861
01:57:18,418 --> 01:57:19,584
Have you been happy?
1862
01:57:23,543 --> 01:57:24,584
Not really.
1863
01:57:26,251 --> 01:57:27,251
You?
1864
01:57:29,209 --> 01:57:30,459
Not really.
1865
01:57:33,001 --> 01:57:34,001
Flat white.
1866
01:57:46,709 --> 01:57:47,876
Come up and stay.
1867
01:57:48,751 --> 01:57:49,793
At Saltburn.
1868
01:57:51,418 --> 01:57:53,043
Coast is clear now, isn't it?
1869
01:58:04,501 --> 01:58:06,751
I can honestly say
that these last few months
1870
01:58:06,751 --> 01:58:08,709
have been the happiest
of my life.
1871
01:58:13,043 --> 01:58:15,293
It's just such a shame
you got so ill.
1872
01:58:32,084 --> 01:58:34,043
But it's been a privilege
to look after you.
1873
01:58:36,251 --> 01:58:39,126
Just as it'll be a privilege
to look after Saltburn.
1874
01:58:41,459 --> 01:58:44,543
So thank you for trusting me.
1875
01:58:47,459 --> 01:58:49,459
I promise
I'll look after this house
1876
01:58:49,459 --> 01:58:50,834
just as Felix would have.
1877
01:58:55,209 --> 01:58:57,043
We got there in the end,
didn't we?
1878
01:58:57,043 --> 01:58:58,251
Somehow.
1879
01:58:59,584 --> 01:59:00,626
Thank God.
1880
01:59:01,418 --> 01:59:04,751
After all those terrible,
terrible accidents.
1881
01:59:09,084 --> 01:59:10,168
But...
1882
01:59:11,834 --> 01:59:13,459
is there really
ever such a thing
1883
01:59:13,459 --> 01:59:15,084
as an accident, Elspeth?
1884
01:59:17,626 --> 01:59:19,251
- I don't know.
1885
01:59:21,251 --> 01:59:23,126
Accidents are for people
like you.
1886
01:59:23,668 --> 01:59:25,834
For the rest of us,
there's work.
1887
01:59:26,501 --> 01:59:27,709
And unlike you,
1888
01:59:28,459 --> 01:59:30,043
I actually know how to work.
1889
01:59:42,168 --> 01:59:44,168
Please, I...
I don't have any money.
1890
01:59:45,918 --> 01:59:47,459
Could I just pay you tomorrow?
1891
01:59:48,834 --> 01:59:50,376
What actually happened?
1892
01:59:50,376 --> 01:59:52,001
He sent an email
to Sotheby's
1893
01:59:52,001 --> 01:59:54,626
to say that he'd "come by"
some Palissy plates.
1894
01:59:56,793 --> 01:59:58,918
I've actually just
bought a little flat nearby.
1895
02:00:00,043 --> 02:00:01,043
Oliver.
1896
02:00:09,084 --> 02:00:10,709
I wasn't "in love" with him.
1897
02:00:12,126 --> 02:00:14,168
I know,
everyone thought I was.
1898
02:00:14,168 --> 02:00:15,251
But I wasn't.
1899
02:00:16,793 --> 02:00:17,959
I loved him.
1900
02:00:20,043 --> 02:00:21,543
I loved him.
1901
02:00:23,959 --> 02:00:26,834
I loved him.
By God, I loved him.
1902
02:00:28,501 --> 02:00:29,584
But sometimes...
1903
02:00:30,626 --> 02:00:31,626
I...
1904
02:00:33,168 --> 02:00:34,209
I hated him.
1905
02:00:55,168 --> 02:00:56,668
- I hated him.
1906
02:00:59,793 --> 02:01:01,501
Yeah, I hated him.
1907
02:01:14,918 --> 02:01:16,459
I hated all of you.
1908
02:01:18,043 --> 02:01:20,834
And you made it so easy.
1909
02:01:24,459 --> 02:01:27,001
Spoiled dogs,
sleeping belly-up.
1910
02:01:29,709 --> 02:01:31,418
No natural predators.
1911
02:01:45,043 --> 02:01:46,043
Well...
1912
02:01:47,251 --> 02:01:48,334
almost none.
1913
02:03:35,959 --> 02:03:38,001
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1914
02:03:39,209 --> 02:03:42,168
♪ You'd better not
kill the groove, DJ ♪
1915
02:03:42,168 --> 02:03:44,709
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1916
02:03:46,168 --> 02:03:47,626
♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪
1917
02:03:47,626 --> 02:03:49,793
♪ I know, I know,
I know, I know ♪
1918
02:03:49,793 --> 02:03:52,709
♪ About your kind ♪
1919
02:03:54,376 --> 02:03:56,001
♪ And so, and so,
and so, and so ♪
1920
02:03:56,001 --> 02:03:57,834
♪ And so, and so, and so ♪
1921
02:03:57,834 --> 02:04:02,334
♪ I'll have to play ♪
1922
02:04:05,793 --> 02:04:07,709
♪ If you think
you're getting away ♪
1923
02:04:07,709 --> 02:04:09,751
♪ I will prove you wrong ♪
1924
02:04:09,751 --> 02:04:11,793
♪ I'll take you all the way ♪
1925
02:04:11,793 --> 02:04:13,834
♪ Boy, just come along ♪
1926
02:04:13,834 --> 02:04:15,626
♪ Hear me when I say ♪
1927
02:04:16,709 --> 02:04:17,959
♪ Hey ♪
1928
02:04:19,043 --> 02:04:21,251
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1929
02:04:22,084 --> 02:04:24,293
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1930
02:04:25,418 --> 02:04:27,126
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1931
02:04:27,126 --> 02:04:29,209
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1932
02:04:30,168 --> 02:04:33,293
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1933
02:04:33,293 --> 02:04:36,001
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1934
02:04:37,376 --> 02:04:38,751
♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪
1935
02:04:38,751 --> 02:04:40,793
♪ I know, I know,
I know, I know ♪
1936
02:04:40,793 --> 02:04:43,876
♪ There may be others ♪
1937
02:04:45,543 --> 02:04:46,793
♪ And so, and so, and so ♪
1938
02:04:46,793 --> 02:04:48,626
♪ And so, and so,
and so, and so ♪
1939
02:04:48,626 --> 02:04:53,626
♪ You'll just have to pray ♪
1940
02:04:56,918 --> 02:04:58,918
♪ If you think
you're getting away ♪
1941
02:04:58,918 --> 02:05:00,876
♪ I will prove you wrong ♪
1942
02:05:00,876 --> 02:05:02,876
♪ I'll take you all the way ♪
1943
02:05:02,876 --> 02:05:05,001
♪ Stay another song ♪
1944
02:05:05,001 --> 02:05:07,001
♪ I'll blow you all away ♪
1945
02:05:07,001 --> 02:05:08,918
♪ Hey ♪
1946
02:05:10,209 --> 02:05:12,168
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1947
02:05:13,168 --> 02:05:15,334
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1948
02:05:16,543 --> 02:05:18,293
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1949
02:05:18,293 --> 02:05:20,293
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1950
02:05:21,334 --> 02:05:24,418
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1951
02:05:24,418 --> 02:05:27,626
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1952
02:05:53,918 --> 02:05:55,918
♪ Don't think
you'll get away ♪
1953
02:05:55,918 --> 02:05:58,043
♪ I will prove you wrong ♪
1954
02:05:58,043 --> 02:06:00,084
♪ I'll take you all the way ♪
1955
02:06:00,084 --> 02:06:02,126
♪ Boy, just come along ♪
1956
02:06:02,126 --> 02:06:04,209
♪ Hear me when I say ♪
1957
02:06:04,209 --> 02:06:06,793
♪ Hey ♪
1958
02:06:07,293 --> 02:06:09,418
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1959
02:06:10,251 --> 02:06:12,376
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1960
02:06:15,376 --> 02:06:17,501
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1961
02:06:18,501 --> 02:06:21,501
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1962
02:06:21,501 --> 02:06:23,751
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1963
02:06:23,751 --> 02:06:25,709
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1964
02:06:26,626 --> 02:06:29,043
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1965
02:06:30,043 --> 02:06:31,793
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1966
02:06:31,793 --> 02:06:33,959
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1967
02:06:34,834 --> 02:06:37,918
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1968
02:06:37,918 --> 02:06:40,043
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1969
02:06:40,043 --> 02:06:41,668
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1970
02:06:41,668 --> 02:06:43,084
♪ On the dance floor ♪
1971
02:06:43,084 --> 02:06:45,334
♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪
1972
02:06:46,293 --> 02:06:48,168
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
1973
02:06:48,168 --> 02:06:49,876
♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪
1974
02:06:49,876 --> 02:06:51,168
♪ On the dance floor ♪
1975
02:06:51,168 --> 02:06:54,293
♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪
1976
02:06:54,293 --> 02:06:56,376
♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪
1977
02:06:56,376 --> 02:06:58,168
♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪