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(<i>ZADOK THE PRIEST ANTHEM</i> PLAYING)

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(CIGARETTE LIGHTER LID CLOSES)

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I wasn't in love with him.

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<i>I know everyone thought I was.</i>

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<i>But I wasn't.</i>

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<i>I loved him, of course.</i>

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<i>It was impossible
not to love Felix.</i>

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<i>And that was part
of the problem.</i> (CHUCKLES)

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<i>Everyone loved him.</i>

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<i>Everyone wanted to
be around him.</i>

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<i>It exhausted him.</i>

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<i>People just wouldn't
leave him alone.</i>

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<i>Especially the girls.</i>

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<i>Christ, the girls!</i>

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<i>It was embarrassing, really,
how everyone fawned over him.</i>

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<i>I think, honestly, that's why
he liked me so much.</i>

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<i>I protected him.</i>

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<i>I was honest with him.</i>

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<i>I understood him.</i>

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<i>I loved him.</i>

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<i>I loved him.</i>

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But was I "in love" with him?

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(MUFFLED ROAR)

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{\an8}<i>♪ Zadok the priest ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And Nathan ♪</i>

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{\an8}You're really, really
frustrating me.

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{\an8}It's infuriating.

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{\an8}<i>♪ Rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And all
the people rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ And all
the people rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}MALE STUDENT: I got it
in India this year.

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{\an8}<i>♪ Rejoiced ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ God save the King ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Long live the King ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ God save the King ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Amen, amen
Hallelujah, hallelujah, amen ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Amen, amen ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Amen, hallelujah, amen ♪</i>

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- Oh, he's got the scarf.
- (GIRL CHUCKLES)

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- Hey, cool jacket.
- (STUDENTS LAUGHING)

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And the tie.

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<i>♪ God save the King ♪</i>

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(SIGHS)

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(CHEERFUL INDISTINCT
CHATTERING, LAUGHTER)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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BOY: Is that seat taken?

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Sorry, (CLEARS THROAT)
can I...

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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I'm Michael Gavey.

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Oliver.

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- Oliver what?
- Oliver Quick.

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So you're a Norman no-mates
too, then, Oliver Quick?

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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Isn't everyone?

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- It's only the first night.
- Look around you.

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It's just me and you, mate.

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And the girl
who's got agoraphobia,

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but she's in her room. Obviously.

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- What are you reading?
- Er...

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I'm reading Maths.

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I'm a genius.

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I don't even
like Maths, really.

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I can just do it. In my head.

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Anything. Ask me a sum.

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- No, you're okay.
- Oh, come on.

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It's... It's not like
I don't believe you.

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- Please. Come on.
- No, I believe...

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(SHOUTING)
Fucking ask me a sum, then!

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(CHATTERING STOPS)

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Er...

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423 times 78.

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32,994.

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(CHATTERING RESUMES)

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PROFESSOR: <i>So, how are you
finding Oxford?</i>

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Good.

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Yeah, good.

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- Hmm.
- Thanks.

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Did you come
from far from home?

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Prescot.

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- Yeah, where?
- Er, Prescot.

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- Merseyside.
- Ah.

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Never been.

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(EXHALES) Never been.

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Prescot.

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So, how did you get on
with the summer reading list?

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Er, yeah. Okay, I think.

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I read it all.

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- What, all of it?
- Mmm-hmm.

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Fifty books on there.
Are you mad?

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- I thought we're supposed to.
- King James Bible is on there.

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(CHUCKLES) Telling me you
spent your whole summer

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reading the Bible?

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The reading list is optional.

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I've not read
half the books on there.

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- Sorry.
- (CLEARS THROAT)

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Any idea where he's got to?
He's 20 minutes late now.

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Right, well, I suppose we'd
better make a start, then.

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- (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
- (DOOR OPENS)

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I'm so sorry. Sorry I'm late.
Sorry I'm late.

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I'm so sorry. (CHUCKLES)

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Got completely lost.

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Hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry.

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You're Farleigh Start,
I take it?

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Nice of you to join us, finally.

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You're not a (CLEARS THROAT)
relation of, er,

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Frederica Start,
by any chance?

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Er, she's my mother.

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No!

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I knew her
when I was your age.

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When we were both here.

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When she was Frederica Catton.
Before she went to America.

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No way!

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Oh, my God. I'll tell her.

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She's gonna be thrilled
that I'm being

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tutored by one of her friends.
(CHUCKLES)

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Oh, no, not, er, friend.

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More, er... admirer.

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Yeah, from afar.

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Not sure we ever spoke.

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No, don't even mention me.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Shall we start?

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OLIVER: "G.K. Chesterton
would have it.

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"This outrageous
gallop of lines.

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"And thus,

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-"the shape of the verse...
- (SIGHS)

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"...can be said like
Browning's <i>Last Duchess</i>

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"to look as if
it 'were alive'."

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- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Okay. Yeah.

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Very good. Erm...

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Yeah, a lot of food
for thought there. Intriguing.

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And thus...

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(FARLEIGH CHUCKLES)

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OLIVER: Hmm?

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Sorry. Er, just "thus".

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It's just a funny word.

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- Why?
- FARLEIGH: I don't know.

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I don't think we really use it
in real life, do we?

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It's just, kind of, verbose,
don't you think?

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- No. Not really.
- No.

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No, you don't.
You used it seven times.

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- No, I didn't.
- (CHUCKLES) Yes, you did.

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I counted.

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(PROFESSOR LAUGHS)

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He's got you there,
I'm afraid, Oliver.

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So, you're picking apart
the style of my essay

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instead of the substance?

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That's kind of...

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- Kind of what?
- Lazy?

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FARLEIGH: It's completely
valid to debate

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the rhetoric of an argument.

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It's not what you argue
but how.

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PROFESSOR: Great point.
OLIVER: Yeah.

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Especially if you haven't
actually read the poems.

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Look forward
to hearing your essay.

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(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

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MICHAEL: (SOFTLY) Oliver.

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Oliver?

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I got you a Crunchie.

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Oh, thanks.

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Did you know

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there was a college
Christmas party tonight?

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NFI, me and you.

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Not fucking invited.

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- I'm sure anyone can go.
- Oh, no.

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It's invitation only, apparently.

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You get an invite
in your pigeon hole?

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- Haven't checked.
- I have. You didn't.

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Fucking losers.

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- Like we wanted to go, anyway.
- Yeah.

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As if we actually want to talk
to those vapid cunts.

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- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
- Nah, we can make our own fun,

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- can't we?
- Yeah.

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- Are you gonna eat that?
- No, you can have it.

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<i>♪ One, two
Santa Claus is coming ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Three, four
Filling up my stocking ♪</i>

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(FELIX AND FARLEIGH LAUGHING)

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<i>♪ Five, six
Everybody's popping ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Everybody, come together ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's a hot, hot
Christmas night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Make the magic
last forever ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Have a cheeky
Christmas time ♪</i>

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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OLIVER: You all right?

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Erm, yeah,
I've got a flat tyre.

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- Oh. That's bad luck.
- Yeah.

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I've just been trying
to fix it.

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Yeah, of course,
it's when I'm already

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ten minutes late
for my tutorial.

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Fuck!

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OLIVER: Where is it?

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Er, it's Iffley Road.

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- Shit.
- Yeah.

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I'm already in it
for skiving last week, so...

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(SIGHS)

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(FELIX SIGHS)

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Look, I'm not really
going anywhere.

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Just taking these
back to the library.

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Take my bike.

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No, no, no, I couldn't.
I mean, it looks like rain.

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- I wouldn't want to...
- Honestly, it's no big deal.

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I mean, I'll just get it
from you later.

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- You're in my college, so...
- Am I?

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Yep.

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Fuck, that's kind.
Are you serious?

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Mate, that is so kind.
Thank you.

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Are you sure?

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I mean, it's a bit of a faff
wheeling it back to college.

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You want me
to take yours back?

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Oh, no, no, no. I...
I'm sorry, I just thought...

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I mean, I can wheel it
back to college.

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- It's not that far.
- Oh, thank you.

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Thank you. I'm sorry,
I don't know your name.

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- I'm... I'm Felix.
- Oliver.

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- Oliver. Oliver.
- Yeah.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- Oliver, I love you.

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- I love... (KISSES)
- Yeah...

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I love you. (KISSES)

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I love you. I love you. Seriously.

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- Okay.
- Thank you so much, mate.

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So kind. You're a fucking
life-saver, really. Thank you.

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All right, I'll just leave
yours in the bike shed, yeah?

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- Yeah. Fine.
- All right, cheers, Ollie!

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(BELL TOLLING)

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Jameson spends the whole time
staring at her tits,

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completely ignoring the fact

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she can barely
do her times tables.

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Times tables, Oliver!

243
00:12:42,334 --> 00:12:44,543
Just fuck off
and do history of art, love.

244
00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:46,376
- Hmm.
- Oliver. Oliver?

245
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:49,334
- Yeah.
- Not exactly dazzling company.

246
00:12:50,418 --> 00:12:51,418
Sorry.

247
00:12:51,418 --> 00:12:52,793
(MELLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

248
00:12:52,793 --> 00:12:54,084
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

249
00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:57,501
Ooh! Sweet baby Jesus!

250
00:12:57,501 --> 00:12:58,584
I'm going for a slash.

251
00:12:58,584 --> 00:13:00,043
Get me another pint,
please, Oliver?

252
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:01,793
- Yeah.
- Thanks.

253
00:13:06,501 --> 00:13:08,084
- A pint, mate.
- BARMAN: Yeah.

254
00:13:09,543 --> 00:13:11,626
Oh! There he is.
Ollie! Oliver!

255
00:13:11,626 --> 00:13:13,126
Oliver! Come here, mate!

256
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,209
Yeah, come here.

257
00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:16,834
Come here. What? Come here.

258
00:13:18,168 --> 00:13:19,168
Unreal.

259
00:13:20,084 --> 00:13:21,209
Hiya, mate.

260
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:22,793
Hi.

261
00:13:22,793 --> 00:13:25,043
This is my fucking hero
right here.

262
00:13:25,043 --> 00:13:26,126
I was just telling everyone

263
00:13:26,126 --> 00:13:27,251
how you saved
my arse yesterday.

264
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:29,126
GIRL 1: So cute.
GIRL 2: So cute.

265
00:13:29,126 --> 00:13:30,501
FELIX: Hey, take a seat.
I owe you a drink.

266
00:13:30,501 --> 00:13:31,793
Here, shove up, yeah.

267
00:13:33,126 --> 00:13:34,251
Oh, sorry.
Are you with a friend?

268
00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:37,376
Er, no, they just left.

269
00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:42,209
So, erm, what college
are you in, mate?

270
00:13:43,709 --> 00:13:44,793
- Yours.
- BOY: Oh, right.

271
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:46,168
And, er,
what are you studying?

272
00:13:49,251 --> 00:13:51,501
ALL: (CHANTING)
Shots. Shots. Shots.

273
00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:53,418
(CHANTING CONTINUES)

274
00:13:57,293 --> 00:13:59,043
(CHANTING QUICKENING)

275
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:04,293
(ALL CHEERING)

276
00:14:04,293 --> 00:14:05,376
(LAUGHING)

277
00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:08,126
FARLEIGH: Wait, wait, wait, Jägerbombs.

278
00:14:08,126 --> 00:14:10,209
Jägerbombs! (LAUGHS)

279
00:14:10,709 --> 00:14:12,334
- I...
- It's your round, man.

280
00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:14,043
- BOY: Yeah, go on, mate.
- I should go to bed.

281
00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:15,793
FARLEIGH: Wait, no, no, no.

282
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:17,751
No, you can't snake your way
out of a round.

283
00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:20,709
- I'm... I'm not.
- It looks like you are.

284
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,293
(ALL BOOING)

285
00:14:24,376 --> 00:14:25,376
BOY: Come on.

286
00:14:26,043 --> 00:14:27,584
(BOOING CONTINUES)

287
00:14:28,043 --> 00:14:29,251
Okay! Okay.

288
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,918
(ALL LAUGHING)

289
00:14:32,584 --> 00:14:33,793
- Farleigh.
- FARLEIGH: What?

290
00:14:33,793 --> 00:14:35,834
- Just cut him a break, mate.
- What?

291
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,084
FELIX: That round's gonna cost
a fucking fortune.

292
00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:39,459
Pub rules, Felix.

293
00:14:39,918 --> 00:14:41,543
OLIVER: It's my round.
I can't.

294
00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:44,793
I can't. I can't go back
and ask them for money.

295
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,209
BARMAN: Not my problem.
OLIVER: I'm asking...

296
00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:48,584
Could I just pay you tomorrow?

297
00:14:48,584 --> 00:14:50,251
I'm sorry, mate.
You're not even close.

298
00:14:50,251 --> 00:14:52,876
Oh, please, I'll bring you
the money tomorrow.

299
00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:54,168
No.

300
00:14:54,168 --> 00:14:56,084
- Please? I'm...
- BARMAN: Fuck's sake.

301
00:14:56,084 --> 00:14:58,376
Thought you might need a hand
with these ones, mate.

302
00:14:58,376 --> 00:14:59,793
Oh, and you, er,
you dropped this

303
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:01,209
on the floor by your feet.

304
00:15:02,584 --> 00:15:03,584
I was gonna nick it,

305
00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:05,043
but I thought
I'd do the right thing.

306
00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:12,501
Thank you.

307
00:15:13,668 --> 00:15:16,293
I'll, erm,
pay it back tomorrow.

308
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:20,501
Don't know what
you're talking about, mate.

309
00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:23,209
(LOUDLY) Thank you, Ollie!
Whoa!

310
00:15:23,209 --> 00:15:26,376
- (ALL CHEERING)
- Thank you, Ollie. Oh, my God.

311
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:27,626
BOY 2: Cheers, man.

312
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,209
ALL: (CHANTING)
Ollie! Ollie! Ollie!

313
00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:31,918
(SNORING SOFTLY)

314
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,543
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)

315
00:15:48,626 --> 00:15:49,959
(GROANS SOFTLY)

316
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:54,418
(UPLIFTING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

317
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:10,668
FELIX: <i>Yeah, well, you know,</i>

318
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,043
<i>Farleigh basically
grew up with us.</i>

319
00:16:12,043 --> 00:16:13,959
OLIVER: <i>I didn't know
you and Farleigh were cousins.</i>

320
00:16:13,959 --> 00:16:15,709
Mmm. My aunt,

321
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,334
- Farleigh's mum...
- Mmm-hmm.

322
00:16:17,334 --> 00:16:19,376
...ran away to America
when she was 19

323
00:16:19,376 --> 00:16:21,293
to escape
the cold-hearted English.

324
00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:24,834
- Ciggie?
- Er, don't smoke.

325
00:16:25,626 --> 00:16:27,376
FELIX: <i>Dear Auntie Fred
married a lunatic</i>

326
00:16:27,376 --> 00:16:28,834
<i>who pissed everything
she had up the wall</i>

327
00:16:28,834 --> 00:16:31,251
and a fair chunk
of Dad's money too,

328
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:33,918
until he had to finally
cut her off.

329
00:16:33,918 --> 00:16:36,043
Sounds like
an Evelyn Waugh novel.

330
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:37,376
You know,
a lot of Waugh's characters

331
00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:38,668
are based on
my family, actually.

332
00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:41,501
Yeah, he was completely
obsessed with our house.

333
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,084
Well, Dad, you know,

334
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:45,334
<i>he felt so guilty
about the whole thing that</i>

335
00:16:45,334 --> 00:16:47,709
<i>he decided he would pay for
all of Farleigh's education.</i>

336
00:16:47,709 --> 00:16:49,418
(SCOFFS)
Lucky Farleigh.

337
00:16:49,418 --> 00:16:51,334
<i>Oh, fat lot of good
it's done him.</i>

338
00:16:51,334 --> 00:16:53,251
<i>He's been expelled from almost
every school in England</i>

339
00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:54,459
for sucking off the teachers.

340
00:16:54,459 --> 00:16:55,626
(SCOFFS, CHUCKLES)

341
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,126
FELIX: <i>How about you?</i>
OLIVER<i>: Er...</i>

342
00:16:58,126 --> 00:16:59,834
I've not sucked
any teachers off.

343
00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:01,168
Not yet, you haven't.

344
00:17:01,168 --> 00:17:02,543
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

345
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,001
It's DJ Fucking Shadow.

346
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:05,793
OLIVER: He's fucking
chronic, mate.

347
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:07,918
All these
boarding school psychos.

348
00:17:07,918 --> 00:17:09,293
What do they teach you?

349
00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:11,793
Um, Latin.

350
00:17:11,793 --> 00:17:13,376
Water polo.

351
00:17:13,376 --> 00:17:16,043
- And child abuse.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

352
00:17:16,043 --> 00:17:17,126
OLIVER: Ah, that's cute.

353
00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:19,668
Baby Felix.

354
00:17:20,876 --> 00:17:22,793
There aren't any pictures
of me as a kid.

355
00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:25,626
<i>Well, I mean, there's not much
really to say.</i>

356
00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:27,001
Oh, come on.
What, are you

357
00:17:27,001 --> 00:17:28,584
in fucking witness protection
or something?

358
00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:29,668
Jesus Christ, mate.

359
00:17:29,668 --> 00:17:32,209
<i>Well, do you
have any siblings?</i>

360
00:17:32,209 --> 00:17:33,293
<i>What are your parents like?</i>

361
00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:34,834
Siblings, no.

362
00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:38,293
And, er, my parents, I...

363
00:17:38,293 --> 00:17:39,584
What?

364
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,126
...don't see them that much.

365
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,584
- Why?
- Just, er...

366
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,293
<i>they've...</i>

367
00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,501
- They've got problems.
- What? What kind of...

368
00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,876
- What do you mean, problems?
- Mental health.

369
00:17:49,876 --> 00:17:51,459
<i>And addiction and stuff.</i>

370
00:17:51,459 --> 00:17:53,793
Dad was, kind of,
dealing and stuff.

371
00:17:53,793 --> 00:17:55,126
Dealing?

372
00:17:55,126 --> 00:17:57,043
Sounds awful, really.

373
00:17:58,126 --> 00:17:59,668
- Yeah.
- Was it, was it...

374
00:17:59,668 --> 00:18:01,459
- Was it awful?
- Look, it's...

375
00:18:01,959 --> 00:18:03,251
...it's all tough.

376
00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,043
Yeah.

377
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:06,543
Fuck 'em.

378
00:18:11,001 --> 00:18:12,418
You're a fucking
inspiration, mate.

379
00:18:12,418 --> 00:18:13,709
Seriously.

380
00:18:13,709 --> 00:18:14,959
OLIVER: Thank you.
FELIX: Very cool.

381
00:18:14,959 --> 00:18:17,043
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING,
LAUGHTER)

382
00:18:18,001 --> 00:18:20,626
Now, can you eenie, meenie
India or Annabel,

383
00:18:20,626 --> 00:18:23,793
and take one fucking home?
Because they look miserable.

384
00:18:23,793 --> 00:18:26,043
Eenie, meenie, miny, moe.

385
00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:27,584
Catch a tiger by his toe.

386
00:18:27,584 --> 00:18:29,376
If he squeals, let him go.

387
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:32,376
Er...

388
00:18:32,376 --> 00:18:33,668
You're out, boy scout.

389
00:18:34,584 --> 00:18:35,751
(KISSES, CHUCKLES)

390
00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:39,001
(FELIX CLEARS THROAT)

391
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,126
Well, what the fuck, mate?

392
00:18:43,126 --> 00:18:45,043
I've been chirpsing her
for about an hour.

393
00:18:45,043 --> 00:18:46,626
I wanted at least a handjob.

394
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,209
I know. We all want
a fucking handjob, mate.

395
00:18:49,209 --> 00:18:51,793
Get yourself a title
and a massive fuck off castle.

396
00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:57,584
MICHAEL: Oliver Quick.

397
00:19:01,209 --> 00:19:02,334
You look different.

398
00:19:04,168 --> 00:19:05,168
Do I?

399
00:19:07,918 --> 00:19:09,334
He'll get bored of you.

400
00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:12,001
Excuse me?

401
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:17,876
MICHAEL: Bootlicker.

402
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:26,626
FELIX: Can Oliver come?
ANNABEL: Maybe.

403
00:19:26,626 --> 00:19:27,709
FELIX: What?

404
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:30,418
ANNABEL: I don't know.
He's just a bit awkward.

405
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:31,959
He's got zero chat.

406
00:19:31,959 --> 00:19:34,501
Like, who would I even
sit him next to?

407
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,501
FELIX: I don't know.
One of your hot friends?

408
00:19:36,501 --> 00:19:37,584
(ANNABEL CHUCKLES)

409
00:19:39,001 --> 00:19:40,459
I'm... I'm sorry, Felix,

410
00:19:40,459 --> 00:19:43,293
but no one wants to sit
next to fucking Oliver.

411
00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:44,376
Why not?

412
00:19:44,376 --> 00:19:46,751
ANNABEL: 'Cause
he's a scholarship boy

413
00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:49,209
who buys his clothes
from Oxfam.

414
00:19:49,876 --> 00:19:53,001
FELIX: Harsh. That's so harsh.

415
00:19:53,001 --> 00:19:54,793
- You're such a snob.
- ANNABEL: Sorry.

416
00:19:55,876 --> 00:19:57,209
- (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

417
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,876
- (KISSING)
- (ANNABEL MOANS SOFTLY)

418
00:20:09,918 --> 00:20:11,126
(SOMBRE MUSIC CONTINUES)

419
00:20:35,751 --> 00:20:38,001
- So fucking hot.
- (MUSIC FADES)

420
00:20:39,376 --> 00:20:40,418
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

421
00:20:40,418 --> 00:20:41,501
I know.

422
00:20:43,168 --> 00:20:44,293
(SNIFFS)

423
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:45,501
What's that smell?

424
00:20:49,168 --> 00:20:50,876
Erm... I don't know.

425
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,501
(GROANS IN DISGUST)

426
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:54,668
No.

427
00:20:54,668 --> 00:20:56,543
- No, no, no.
- What? What are you on about?

428
00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:58,001
It's disgusting, Felix.

429
00:20:58,001 --> 00:20:59,709
- Right, I'm cleaning up.
- It's fine.

430
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:02,418
Only rich people can afford
to be this filthy.

431
00:21:02,418 --> 00:21:03,709
- Fuck off.
- I mean, you've got

432
00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:04,793
fucking pizza on the floor.

433
00:21:04,793 --> 00:21:05,876
Mate, stop it.
I'll do it later. It's fine.

434
00:21:05,876 --> 00:21:08,459
No, you won't, mate.
No, you fucking won't.

435
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:11,459
- You'll never do it.
- Yes, I will.

436
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:13,126
- No, you won't.
- Ollie, yes, I will.

437
00:21:13,126 --> 00:21:14,251
- I said I'd do it later.
- No, you won't.

438
00:21:14,251 --> 00:21:16,251
Ollie, fucking stop!
I'm not a fucking child!

439
00:21:16,251 --> 00:21:17,418
I can do it myself!

440
00:21:24,501 --> 00:21:25,918
I'm just... I'm just...

441
00:21:26,626 --> 00:21:28,751
I'm just hot. It's fucking
boiling in these rooms.

442
00:21:28,751 --> 00:21:30,501
They'd rather we all
die of heatstroke

443
00:21:30,501 --> 00:21:32,376
than ruin the fucking
wood fucking panelling

444
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:33,793
by putting in
air conditioning.

445
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:35,668
Stressing about the exams?

446
00:21:35,668 --> 00:21:37,293
(CHUCKLES) I'm not stressed
about the exams, Ol.

447
00:21:37,293 --> 00:21:38,959
(CHUCKLES)
You're driving me fucking...

448
00:21:48,334 --> 00:21:51,334
I've got some revising to do.
I think I might, er...

449
00:21:51,334 --> 00:21:52,751
I might catch you later, yeah?

450
00:21:55,459 --> 00:21:57,959
- King's Arms later?
- Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Erm...

451
00:21:57,959 --> 00:21:59,418
(CLEARS THROAT)
I'll text you, yeah?

452
00:22:02,543 --> 00:22:03,543
Okay.

453
00:22:03,543 --> 00:22:04,626
Of course.

454
00:22:04,626 --> 00:22:06,084
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

455
00:22:06,084 --> 00:22:07,668
(DOOR OPENS, SHUTS)

456
00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:19,168
(SIGHS)

457
00:22:19,168 --> 00:22:20,501
(<i>THIS MODERN LOVE</i> PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

458
00:22:20,501 --> 00:22:21,876
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

459
00:22:21,876 --> 00:22:22,959
<i>♪ Jump left ♪</i>

460
00:22:22,959 --> 00:22:28,084
<i>♪ What are you
holding out for? ♪</i>

461
00:22:29,293 --> 00:22:31,834
<i>♪ What's always in the way? ♪</i>

462
00:22:31,834 --> 00:22:33,168
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

463
00:22:33,709 --> 00:22:39,376
<i>♪ Why so damn absent-minded? ♪</i>

464
00:22:39,376 --> 00:22:44,626
<i>♪ Why so scared of romance? ♪</i>

465
00:22:48,626 --> 00:22:50,751
<i>♪ This modern love ♪</i>

466
00:22:53,376 --> 00:22:54,459
<i>♪ Breaks me ♪</i>

467
00:22:59,043 --> 00:23:01,168
<i>♪ This modern love ♪</i>

468
00:23:03,793 --> 00:23:04,834
<i>♪ Wastes me ♪</i>

469
00:23:09,584 --> 00:23:11,459
<i>♪ This modern love ♪</i>

470
00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:15,001
<i>♪ Wastes me ♪</i>

471
00:23:15,001 --> 00:23:17,334
- Hey.
- OLIVER: Oh, hey.

472
00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,668
I was just seeing
if Felix was in.

473
00:23:20,543 --> 00:23:21,543
We were supposed to meet.

474
00:23:21,543 --> 00:23:22,959
Er...

475
00:23:24,293 --> 00:23:25,668
Yeah, they're all at the pub.

476
00:23:26,334 --> 00:23:27,918
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

477
00:23:27,918 --> 00:23:29,334
Okay.

478
00:23:29,334 --> 00:23:30,501
He didn't say.

479
00:23:32,251 --> 00:23:33,293
Was India there?

480
00:23:34,376 --> 00:23:35,376
Yeah.

481
00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:41,168
- Sorry.
- (CHUCKLES) Oh, God, no.

482
00:23:41,168 --> 00:23:42,251
Whatever.

483
00:23:44,626 --> 00:23:45,709
(SIGHS)

484
00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:51,459
Do you have any alcohol?

485
00:23:53,918 --> 00:23:55,626
Would you like me
to have alcohol?

486
00:23:57,376 --> 00:23:58,376
(SIGHS)

487
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:01,834
(<i>THIS MODERN LOVE</i>
CONTINUES PLAYING)

488
00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:03,418
(KISSING)

489
00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:12,668
(CHUCKLES) Do you think
he'll be jealous?

490
00:24:14,584 --> 00:24:15,584
Honestly?

491
00:24:17,126 --> 00:24:19,501
I don't think it will even
fucking register. (CHUCKLES)

492
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,293
(OLIVER MOANS SOFTLY)

493
00:24:25,876 --> 00:24:26,959
(MUSIC FADES)

494
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:29,043
- (DOOR OPENS)
- (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

495
00:24:29,043 --> 00:24:30,126
(DOOR SHUTS)

496
00:24:36,293 --> 00:24:38,293
(MOBILE RINGING, BUZZING)

497
00:24:42,918 --> 00:24:43,959
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

498
00:24:49,334 --> 00:24:50,501
- (LINE CONNECTS)
- (GRUNTS)

499
00:24:51,834 --> 00:24:53,001
Hi, Mum.

500
00:24:55,251 --> 00:24:56,626
(PEN SCRATCHING)

501
00:24:57,501 --> 00:24:58,584
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

502
00:25:00,376 --> 00:25:02,334
(OLIVER BREATHING HEAVILY)

503
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,543
Ollie, what's happened?

504
00:25:05,501 --> 00:25:06,501
(SNIFFLES)

505
00:25:08,084 --> 00:25:10,501
- Hey, come here.
- (SOBBING SOFTLY)

506
00:25:13,168 --> 00:25:14,209
How did it happen?

507
00:25:15,584 --> 00:25:17,126
Cracked his head
on the pavement.

508
00:25:19,376 --> 00:25:22,084
Probably drunk, knowing Dad.

509
00:25:22,584 --> 00:25:25,209
- (SOFTLY) Fucking hell.
- Or off his fucking tits.

510
00:25:26,084 --> 00:25:27,376
Jeez, I'm...

511
00:25:28,168 --> 00:25:30,043
I'm so sorry, Ollie, that's...

512
00:25:30,043 --> 00:25:31,168
It's just a shock.

513
00:25:32,918 --> 00:25:34,001
Is your mum all right?

514
00:25:34,876 --> 00:25:37,001
She was completely incoherent...

515
00:25:38,543 --> 00:25:41,501
which is pretty
normal for her.

516
00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,501
They're gonna
have to let you skip exams.

517
00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,293
You're in no state
to do them now.

518
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,793
- I mean, you've gotta go home.
- No.

519
00:25:47,793 --> 00:25:49,209
I can't miss the exams.

520
00:25:49,209 --> 00:25:50,293
Of course you can miss

521
00:25:50,293 --> 00:25:52,126
- the fucking exams.
- No, I can't.

522
00:25:52,126 --> 00:25:53,501
No.

523
00:25:53,501 --> 00:25:55,168
I'm not like you, Felix.

524
00:25:56,251 --> 00:25:57,501
This is all I have.

525
00:26:05,793 --> 00:26:07,793
- (BELLS TOLLING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

526
00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:09,543
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)

527
00:26:11,126 --> 00:26:13,084
(CROWD CHEERING)

528
00:26:13,084 --> 00:26:14,668
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

529
00:26:21,501 --> 00:26:23,501
(UPLIFTING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

530
00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:28,168
(GIRLS LAUGHING)

531
00:26:28,168 --> 00:26:29,501
- Hey, Oliver.
- Hey.

532
00:26:31,668 --> 00:26:34,876
(CHUCKLES)
Oh, nice tux.

533
00:26:34,876 --> 00:26:35,959
Thank you.

534
00:26:35,959 --> 00:26:38,418
Wow. It's a rental, right?

535
00:26:38,418 --> 00:26:39,501
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

536
00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:42,376
Yeah, the sleeves
are too long.

537
00:26:43,668 --> 00:26:45,918
Always check the sleeves.

538
00:26:45,918 --> 00:26:47,168
(CHUCKLES)

539
00:26:47,918 --> 00:26:48,959
But still, not bad.

540
00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:51,751
I mean, you're almost passing.

541
00:26:52,334 --> 00:26:53,334
For what?

542
00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:55,293
I don't know.

543
00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,584
A real human boy.

544
00:27:01,084 --> 00:27:02,126
FARLEIGH: Hey.

545
00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:03,209
FELIX: Ollie!

546
00:27:04,334 --> 00:27:05,543
- Hiya, mate.
- Hey.

547
00:27:05,543 --> 00:27:06,918
Come on, then. Follow me.

548
00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:10,084
- OLIVER: Wait, wait, wait.
- (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)

549
00:27:10,751 --> 00:27:12,834
- Where are we going?
- (FELIX CHUCKLES)

550
00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:14,543
OLIVER: We're gonna
miss the ball, Felix.

551
00:27:19,876 --> 00:27:21,293
What's going on, Felix?

552
00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:23,501
FELIX: Well, I was thinking
about how I...

553
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:35,334
You... You've had such
a shit time lately

554
00:27:35,334 --> 00:27:36,959
and you've been so brave
about everything, I...

555
00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:40,001
- Oh, Felix, come on.
- (SHUSHES)

556
00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:42,876
So in my family,
we have this tradition, right?

557
00:27:42,876 --> 00:27:43,959
When somebody dies,

558
00:27:43,959 --> 00:27:47,043
we write their name on a, er,
on a stone,

559
00:27:47,043 --> 00:27:48,584
and we chuck it in the river.

560
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:50,209
My great-grandfather
started it

561
00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:51,626
when his son died in the war.

562
00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:54,168
I've only done it
for my dog so far, but...

563
00:27:55,168 --> 00:27:56,918
You know,
I don't know, I just...

564
00:27:56,918 --> 00:27:58,251
It helped, a bit.

565
00:28:02,501 --> 00:28:04,668
This feels a bit
fucking stupid now.

566
00:28:04,668 --> 00:28:06,668
No. It's not stupid.

567
00:28:07,876 --> 00:28:08,918
Thank you.

568
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:11,126
It's something, right?

569
00:28:19,584 --> 00:28:21,168
- So what do I do?
- I don't know really.

570
00:28:21,168 --> 00:28:24,043
Erm, er, I guess you could say
a few words, or...

571
00:28:25,001 --> 00:28:27,793
I mean, we could just stand
here in silence for a bit.

572
00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:30,376
And then you just...
just chuck it in.

573
00:28:32,543 --> 00:28:33,543
(OLIVER SIGHS)

574
00:28:47,418 --> 00:28:48,543
(STONE CLATTERS)

575
00:28:51,209 --> 00:28:53,043
- Well, that can't be good.
- Oh.

576
00:28:54,918 --> 00:28:55,918
Fuck.

577
00:28:58,168 --> 00:28:59,376
(UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING DISTANTLY)

578
00:28:59,376 --> 00:29:01,334
(DISTANT LAUGHTER)

579
00:29:01,334 --> 00:29:02,584
FELIX:
Do you think you'll go home?

580
00:29:05,334 --> 00:29:06,376
OLIVER: Honestly?

581
00:29:08,043 --> 00:29:10,084
I don't think
I'll ever go home again.

582
00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,751
FELIX: But what
about your mum?

583
00:29:16,793 --> 00:29:18,043
OLIVER: You know
the first time I felt

584
00:29:18,043 --> 00:29:19,584
the inside of my mum's throat?

585
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,293
I was eight.

586
00:29:24,043 --> 00:29:26,043
My dad told me

587
00:29:26,043 --> 00:29:28,501
I had to stick my fingers in
to make her sick,

588
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,084
otherwise...

589
00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:33,876
she'd die in her sleep.

590
00:29:37,376 --> 00:29:39,376
So "home" doesn't mean
the same for me

591
00:29:39,376 --> 00:29:41,334
as it does for you, Felix.

592
00:29:42,918 --> 00:29:44,876
The fucking
filth of the place,

593
00:29:44,876 --> 00:29:46,668
the mess, I can't do it.

594
00:29:48,751 --> 00:29:49,793
Just can't.

595
00:29:54,751 --> 00:29:56,543
Well, why don't you
come home with me?

596
00:29:56,543 --> 00:29:58,084
Come to Saltburn.

597
00:29:58,918 --> 00:30:00,251
- No.
- Yeah.

598
00:30:00,251 --> 00:30:01,584
It's too much
of an imposition.

599
00:30:01,584 --> 00:30:03,626
Oh, fuck off, it is!
You'll save my sanity.

600
00:30:03,626 --> 00:30:05,084
- (CHUCKLES) Seriously.
- Oh, it'd feel weird.

601
00:30:05,084 --> 00:30:06,793
It won't feel weird.
I mean, Mum has people

602
00:30:06,793 --> 00:30:08,584
come and stay
for months at a time.

603
00:30:09,584 --> 00:30:10,918
And you know what?
If you get sick of us,

604
00:30:10,918 --> 00:30:12,251
you can leave.

605
00:30:12,251 --> 00:30:14,001
(INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING)

606
00:30:14,001 --> 00:30:15,126
I promise.

607
00:30:17,501 --> 00:30:19,334
OLIVER: <i>And I believed him.</i>

608
00:30:19,334 --> 00:30:21,293
(INTRIGUING MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

609
00:30:21,293 --> 00:30:22,459
(SIGHS)

610
00:30:26,001 --> 00:30:27,126
Saltburn.

611
00:30:47,126 --> 00:30:49,126
(INTRIGUING MUSIC BUILDS)

612
00:31:27,709 --> 00:31:29,709
(DOORS CREAKING)

613
00:31:30,376 --> 00:31:31,376
Mr Quick.

614
00:31:32,376 --> 00:31:33,376
You're early.

615
00:31:33,376 --> 00:31:35,668
Er, I got the earlier train.

616
00:31:36,418 --> 00:31:37,918
Well, do let
us know next time.

617
00:31:37,918 --> 00:31:40,251
You see,
the gates were not open.

618
00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:42,209
That's... That's okay.

619
00:31:42,209 --> 00:31:44,334
We'd sent someone
to pick you up.

620
00:31:45,334 --> 00:31:46,334
Ah.

621
00:31:46,918 --> 00:31:48,334
- Sorry.
- Not at all.

622
00:31:49,293 --> 00:31:50,376
Follow me.

623
00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,084
(DOORS CREAKING)

624
00:32:06,251 --> 00:32:07,334
OLIVER: Wow.

625
00:32:08,959 --> 00:32:10,168
This is amazing.

626
00:32:13,084 --> 00:32:14,543
Wow. Wow.

627
00:32:14,543 --> 00:32:16,293
- Just wow.
- Hmm.

628
00:32:18,959 --> 00:32:20,543
Just leave your bag there.

629
00:32:20,543 --> 00:32:21,959
Someone will get it for you.

630
00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:24,876
FELIX: Ollie!
Thank God you're here.

631
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:26,459
Duncan, I'll show him
to his room. Don't worry.

632
00:32:26,459 --> 00:32:29,084
Oliver, try not to be
too terrified of Duncan.

633
00:32:29,084 --> 00:32:30,959
Duncan, stop being
so frightening

634
00:32:30,959 --> 00:32:32,084
in front of my friends.

635
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,834
- Well, I'll try. Felix.
- FELIX: Come on, mate.

636
00:32:33,834 --> 00:32:35,918
- Come on.
- He is terrifying.

637
00:32:35,918 --> 00:32:37,876
Oh, he's all right.
He's just odd.

638
00:32:38,751 --> 00:32:39,751
Okay!

639
00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,959
So...

640
00:32:42,834 --> 00:32:45,334
Er, red staircase.

641
00:32:45,959 --> 00:32:48,084
I accidentally
fingered my cousin here.

642
00:32:50,043 --> 00:32:52,293
Henry VII's cabinet.

643
00:32:52,959 --> 00:32:54,251
Ghost of Granny.

644
00:32:54,251 --> 00:32:55,334
Hi, Granny.

645
00:32:56,543 --> 00:32:58,293
Green room. Gardens.

646
00:32:58,293 --> 00:33:00,918
Some fucking hideous Rubens.

647
00:33:01,418 --> 00:33:02,793
Broken piano.

648
00:33:03,334 --> 00:33:05,668
Er, blue room.

649
00:33:05,668 --> 00:33:06,751
It's blue.

650
00:33:09,293 --> 00:33:11,543
And King's bedroom.

651
00:33:11,543 --> 00:33:12,918
Actually, the bed still has

652
00:33:12,918 --> 00:33:14,626
some of Henry VIII's
spunk on it.

653
00:33:15,626 --> 00:33:17,126
This is the long gallery.

654
00:33:17,126 --> 00:33:20,334
Er, dead reli. Dead relies.

655
00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:21,876
Daddy's old teddy.

656
00:33:21,876 --> 00:33:24,084
Shakespeare's folio.

657
00:33:24,084 --> 00:33:25,168
And maze.

658
00:33:25,668 --> 00:33:26,959
So, yeah,
we're just through here.

659
00:33:27,459 --> 00:33:28,584
Okay.

660
00:33:29,209 --> 00:33:30,793
Er, my room.

661
00:33:31,293 --> 00:33:32,834
You'll be staying
just next door.

662
00:33:34,584 --> 00:33:35,834
Bathroom.

663
00:33:36,459 --> 00:33:38,126
Ooh, by the way, we're gonna
be sharing a bathroom.

664
00:33:38,126 --> 00:33:39,209
I hope you don't mind.

665
00:33:39,209 --> 00:33:41,459
Otherwise you'd be miles away
on the other end of the house.

666
00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:43,251
(TUTTING)

667
00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:44,334
Dressing room.

668
00:33:46,084 --> 00:33:47,418
And...

669
00:33:49,168 --> 00:33:50,334
your room!

670
00:33:51,918 --> 00:33:52,959
Wow.

671
00:33:55,668 --> 00:33:56,793
I'm glad you're here, mate.

672
00:33:58,793 --> 00:34:01,626
Right, I will, er...
I will leave you to it.

673
00:34:02,293 --> 00:34:03,293
Er, just one thing.

674
00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:06,043
Mum has a phobia
of, er, beards and stubble,

675
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:08,334
so I left a razor for you
in the bathroom.

676
00:34:08,334 --> 00:34:09,584
- What?
- Yeah. I don't know.

677
00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:11,043
She thinks it's unhygienic.

678
00:34:11,043 --> 00:34:12,459
Er, something to do
with her father.

679
00:34:12,459 --> 00:34:13,543
It's bonkers. I mean...

680
00:34:13,543 --> 00:34:15,668
I'm not even allowed to wear
my fucking stud when I'm here.

681
00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:18,293
Anything else
I should know about?

682
00:34:18,293 --> 00:34:20,168
No. No, just be yourself.

683
00:34:20,168 --> 00:34:22,376
They'll love you.
It's relaxed, I promise.

684
00:34:22,876 --> 00:34:23,876
We'll be in the library.

685
00:34:25,376 --> 00:34:26,418
Library?

686
00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:35,959
(CLACKING)

687
00:34:38,251 --> 00:34:39,251
(CLACKING STOPS)

688
00:34:39,793 --> 00:34:41,168
(DISTANT LAUGHTER)

689
00:34:41,168 --> 00:34:42,834
<i>McLovin's never existed
'cause that's a made-up</i>

690
00:34:42,834 --> 00:34:44,751
<i>dumb fucking fairy-tale name,
you fuck!</i>

691
00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:46,751
(BOTH LAUGHING)

692
00:34:46,751 --> 00:34:49,418
WOMAN 1: But they might have,
sort of, meetings, I suppose.

693
00:34:49,418 --> 00:34:51,751
Well, I mean, they probably
don't have rehab in Liverpool.

694
00:34:51,751 --> 00:34:53,501
WOMAN 1: No, gosh, no.
No, I can't imagine they do.

695
00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:55,626
No, see, everybody just
goes to ruin, I suppose.

696
00:34:55,626 --> 00:34:56,709
Where is Liverpool?

697
00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:57,876
WOMAN 2: I think
it's on the sea, isn't it?

698
00:34:57,876 --> 00:34:59,209
Darling, where's Liverpool?

699
00:35:00,126 --> 00:35:01,959
Er, north.

700
00:35:01,959 --> 00:35:03,168
- North.
- WOMAN 2: Yes.

701
00:35:03,168 --> 00:35:05,251
FARLEIGH:
It's called Prescot.

702
00:35:05,251 --> 00:35:07,501
WOMAN 2: Oh,
it'll be some awful slum.

703
00:35:07,501 --> 00:35:10,626
WOMAN 1: Mmm.
A sort of hellish squat.

704
00:35:11,043 --> 00:35:12,668
And both his parents
were dealing.

705
00:35:12,668 --> 00:35:14,793
God, and his mother's a drunk.

706
00:35:14,793 --> 00:35:16,459
I mean, babies
can be really affected.

707
00:35:16,459 --> 00:35:19,084
- Traumatised.
- Oh, they come out drunk.

708
00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:20,251
Is that right,
that he had to put his fingers

709
00:35:20,251 --> 00:35:22,168
down his mother's throat
to make her sick?

710
00:35:22,168 --> 00:35:23,584
FELIX: Farleigh,
that's private stuff.

711
00:35:23,584 --> 00:35:25,918
FARLEIGH: Well, you told us.
FELIX: In confidence.

712
00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:27,084
WOMAN 2: It's awful, darling.

713
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:28,334
Can you imagine
doing that to me?

714
00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:29,418
WOMAN 1: I think
that's actually

715
00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:30,584
rather normal
when you're poor.

716
00:35:30,584 --> 00:35:31,668
I think, when you're poor,

717
00:35:31,668 --> 00:35:33,251
that sort of thing
does happen a little bit more.

718
00:35:33,251 --> 00:35:34,334
- (CHUCKLES)
- WOMAN 2: We should give him

719
00:35:34,334 --> 00:35:35,418
the most wonderful time.

720
00:35:35,418 --> 00:35:37,334
FARLEIGH: Good luck,
he doesn't smile much.

721
00:35:37,334 --> 00:35:38,793
WOMAN 2: Farleigh seems
to think he's ghastly.

722
00:35:38,793 --> 00:35:40,084
Why are you friends
with him, darling?

723
00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:41,209
WOMAN 1:
Dirt poor, not attractive

724
00:35:41,209 --> 00:35:42,293
and his parents
are drug addicts.

725
00:35:42,293 --> 00:35:45,043
- I can't actually...
- And here he is now!

726
00:35:45,043 --> 00:35:46,209
We were just
talking about you.

727
00:35:46,209 --> 00:35:47,293
Don't be silly.

728
00:35:48,126 --> 00:35:50,376
Farleigh, you just make up
the most awful things.

729
00:35:50,376 --> 00:35:51,543
Of course we weren't.

730
00:35:51,543 --> 00:35:53,001
Hello, Oliver, darling.

731
00:35:54,418 --> 00:35:56,668
Oh, what beautiful eyes.

732
00:35:56,668 --> 00:35:58,543
Oh, how wonderful!

733
00:35:58,543 --> 00:35:59,751
Yeah, I told you
he wasn't a minger.

734
00:35:59,751 --> 00:36:02,251
Oh, but, darling,
you're kind about everyone.

735
00:36:02,251 --> 00:36:03,543
You can't be trusted.

736
00:36:03,543 --> 00:36:07,459
Oliver, I have a complete
and utter horror of ugliness.

737
00:36:07,459 --> 00:36:09,584
Ever since I was very young.
I don't know why.

738
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,126
Maybe because
you're a terrible person?

739
00:36:11,126 --> 00:36:12,668
- Don't be mean.
- (FELIX CHUCKLES)

740
00:36:13,459 --> 00:36:15,376
Has Venetia seen you yet?

741
00:36:15,376 --> 00:36:17,209
Oh, my God, she'll die.

742
00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:20,376
She's been draping herself
all around the house all day

743
00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:21,626
hoping you'll come across her.

744
00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:23,751
- (CHUCKLES) As it were.
- Do stop.

745
00:36:23,751 --> 00:36:25,168
The poor boy's
only just arrived.

746
00:36:25,168 --> 00:36:27,876
Oliver, how good
to finally meet you.

747
00:36:27,876 --> 00:36:29,918
- Trip all right?
- Yes, thank you, sir.

748
00:36:29,918 --> 00:36:31,376
Oh, God,
don't with the "sirs".

749
00:36:31,376 --> 00:36:33,876
No, no, no, we can't stand
anything like that here.

750
00:36:33,876 --> 00:36:35,126
Go on, come and sit by me.

751
00:36:36,251 --> 00:36:37,626
This is my
dear friend, Pamela,

752
00:36:37,626 --> 00:36:38,793
who's been staying with us.

753
00:36:38,793 --> 00:36:40,043
PAMELA: Hey.

754
00:36:41,668 --> 00:36:43,084
Pamela, darling,
will you go and find Annie

755
00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:44,376
and ask about tea?

756
00:36:46,834 --> 00:36:47,834
Yeah.

757
00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,668
Yeah. Who, which...
Which one's that?

758
00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:51,959
You'll find her, darling. Annie.

759
00:36:54,501 --> 00:36:55,793
- PAMELA: Where's, erm...
- You'll work it out, darling.

760
00:36:55,793 --> 00:36:56,876
Okay, I'm going
to work it out.

761
00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:58,501
MAN: Kitchen.
PAMELA: Ah, the kitchen.

762
00:36:58,501 --> 00:36:59,918
Kitchen.
So, Annie in the kitchen.

763
00:36:59,918 --> 00:37:01,001
Annie in the kitchen.

764
00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:03,418
- WOMAN 2: Off you pop.
- Okay.

765
00:37:04,543 --> 00:37:06,501
Poor Dear Pamela.
She's been staying with us

766
00:37:06,501 --> 00:37:07,584
while she gets
back on her feet.

767
00:37:07,584 --> 00:37:10,043
She's had an awful time
this year. Hideous.

768
00:37:10,043 --> 00:37:13,209
But, oh, Oliver, so have you.

769
00:37:13,209 --> 00:37:15,668
God, I was so sorry
to hear about your father.

770
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,501
How utterly, utterly tragic.

771
00:37:18,668 --> 00:37:20,626
I've lost so many friends
to addiction.

772
00:37:20,626 --> 00:37:23,126
So, so many dear,
dear friends.

773
00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:25,793
It's the root of Poor Pamela's
horrors too, I'm afraid.

774
00:37:25,793 --> 00:37:27,959
And the only interesting
thing about her.

775
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:29,334
Farleigh!

776
00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,668
No, she is rather dull, actually.

777
00:37:30,668 --> 00:37:31,834
But she's so beautiful.

778
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,876
You have to admit,
she's very beautiful.

779
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,376
But it's only ever
really been a curse.

780
00:37:35,376 --> 00:37:37,793
I mean, the men. Oliver,
you wouldn't believe it.

781
00:37:37,793 --> 00:37:40,584
The latest one is some
ghastly Russian billionaire.

782
00:37:40,584 --> 00:37:42,001
Malignantly ugly, of course.

783
00:37:42,001 --> 00:37:45,459
And she's been holed up here
for months hiding from him.

784
00:37:45,459 --> 00:37:47,876
Anyway,
let's not talk about that.

785
00:37:47,876 --> 00:37:49,751
Darling, tell me
about your mother.

786
00:37:49,751 --> 00:37:51,293
How is she bearing up?

787
00:37:52,418 --> 00:37:53,751
- Still drinking?
- Stop!

788
00:37:53,751 --> 00:37:55,584
- Ignore him.
- It's rude.

789
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:56,751
WOMAN 2:
Nothing shocks me, Oliver.

790
00:37:57,459 --> 00:37:58,751
Absolutely nothing.

791
00:37:58,751 --> 00:37:59,834
Tell me everything.

792
00:38:05,918 --> 00:38:07,209
OLIVER: (SOFTLY) Fucking hell.

793
00:38:17,459 --> 00:38:18,459
(DOOR OPENS)

794
00:38:18,459 --> 00:38:19,543
FELIX: God, Ollie, I'm sorry

795
00:38:19,543 --> 00:38:21,209
Mum asked
so many rude questions.

796
00:38:21,209 --> 00:38:23,043
Don't take it personally.

797
00:38:23,043 --> 00:38:24,918
Someone unpacked my suitcase?

798
00:38:24,918 --> 00:38:27,918
FELIX: Er... Shit, yes.
I should have told you.

799
00:38:27,918 --> 00:38:29,751
They do that here.

800
00:38:29,751 --> 00:38:31,501
The maids all report
back to Mum, by the way,

801
00:38:31,501 --> 00:38:34,001
so I hope you didn't pack
anything scandalous.

802
00:38:36,043 --> 00:38:37,876
Just my old boxers.

803
00:38:37,876 --> 00:38:39,918
- (SOFTLY) God.
- Oh, no, they're used to that.

804
00:38:39,918 --> 00:38:41,001
Don't worry.

805
00:38:41,876 --> 00:38:43,084
Duncan will be thrilled.

806
00:38:43,584 --> 00:38:44,584
(OLIVER CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

807
00:38:45,918 --> 00:38:48,001
Oh, erm... (CLEARS THROAT)
I hope you don't mind.

808
00:38:48,001 --> 00:38:50,126
I had them hang up
an old school dinner jacket.

809
00:38:50,126 --> 00:38:51,293
We, er...

810
00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:52,376
We dress for dinner here,

811
00:38:52,376 --> 00:38:54,584
so I didn't want you
to be caught short.

812
00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:55,834
Dress for dinner?

813
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,709
Yeah, it's, like...
It's, like, black tie.

814
00:38:59,626 --> 00:39:01,709
- I could've brought one.
- Oh, no, don't be silly.

815
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:03,459
I mean, I have a spare.
It'd be a waste.

816
00:39:04,834 --> 00:39:06,001
Do you have cufflinks, though?

817
00:39:07,251 --> 00:39:08,251
No.

818
00:39:08,251 --> 00:39:10,418
That's all right.
We'll get it sorted. I'll...

819
00:39:10,418 --> 00:39:12,043
I'll get you some.
(CLICKS TONGUE)

820
00:39:14,293 --> 00:39:16,251
I'm really happy
you're here, Ol.

821
00:39:16,251 --> 00:39:18,834
I'm sorry that
everything is so...

822
00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:20,709
old-fashioned.
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

823
00:39:22,793 --> 00:39:24,043
No, it's wonderful.

824
00:39:32,334 --> 00:39:33,668
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

825
00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:35,501
We met in rehab, so...

826
00:39:35,501 --> 00:39:37,793
He was just so lovely
at first, and then

827
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,001
all of his business partners

828
00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:40,959
started, sort of,
falling out of windows.

829
00:39:42,126 --> 00:39:43,668
- (SOFTLY) You know.
- Right.

830
00:39:43,668 --> 00:39:46,876
- Lucky escape.
- PAMELA: Mmm. I suppose so.

831
00:39:46,876 --> 00:39:48,334
But he spoke Russian
all the time

832
00:39:48,334 --> 00:39:50,043
and it just sounded
so romantic.

833
00:39:50,043 --> 00:39:52,043
And I don't know
the Russian word for "whore",

834
00:39:52,043 --> 00:39:55,084
so I, sort of, thought
it sounded like lovely poetry.

835
00:39:55,084 --> 00:39:56,168
OLIVER: Yeah.

836
00:39:57,001 --> 00:39:59,293
Daddy always said I'd end up
at the bottom of the Thames.

837
00:39:59,293 --> 00:40:00,793
So far so good.

838
00:40:00,793 --> 00:40:02,918
PAMELA: I don't know
what I'd do without Elspeth.

839
00:40:02,918 --> 00:40:04,043
She really saved me.

840
00:40:04,043 --> 00:40:05,501
Don't bang on about it,
Pamela, darling.

841
00:40:05,501 --> 00:40:07,209
You know we're delighted
to have you for however long

842
00:40:07,209 --> 00:40:09,751
- it is you mean to stay.
- Forever?

843
00:40:09,751 --> 00:40:12,043
Oh, no. I think I might have,
erm, found somewhere.

844
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:13,626
- Oh, well done, darling.
- Oh, good.

845
00:40:13,626 --> 00:40:15,293
Yeah, my cousin...
My cousin has a flat.

846
00:40:15,293 --> 00:40:17,418
Oh, that'll suit you
very well, a nice little flat.

847
00:40:17,418 --> 00:40:19,459
It's more of a...
More of a bedsit really.

848
00:40:19,459 --> 00:40:21,334
ELSPETH: I loved living
in a bedsit in my 20s.

849
00:40:21,334 --> 00:40:24,084
It's so freeing
to live all in one room.

850
00:40:24,084 --> 00:40:25,918
And much less cleaning to do.

851
00:40:25,918 --> 00:40:28,084
Oh, but it'll be terrible
when you're gone.

852
00:40:28,084 --> 00:40:29,251
How will I cope?

853
00:40:29,251 --> 00:40:30,334
Well, I... (STAMMERS)

854
00:40:30,334 --> 00:40:31,543
I could actually stay
for a little bit longer...

855
00:40:31,543 --> 00:40:33,668
Oh, no, darling, no.

856
00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:35,584
You must be desperate
to be rid of us

857
00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:38,168
and find your own place.
I quite understand.

858
00:40:43,501 --> 00:40:45,501
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

859
00:40:50,959 --> 00:40:52,959
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

860
00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:02,168
(WIND BLOWING)

861
00:41:12,584 --> 00:41:13,584
- OLIVER: Hey.
- (SQUEALS)

862
00:41:13,584 --> 00:41:15,459
Fucking hell,
you gave me a fright.

863
00:41:16,168 --> 00:41:19,376
Sorry. I just thought
you were sleepwalking.

864
00:41:20,376 --> 00:41:22,126
No, I wanted to have a look
at the moon.

865
00:41:26,834 --> 00:41:28,001
It's nearly full.

866
00:41:28,501 --> 00:41:29,584
Do you know what that means?

867
00:41:30,918 --> 00:41:31,918
No.

868
00:41:33,001 --> 00:41:35,168
We're all about
to lose our minds.

869
00:41:35,168 --> 00:41:37,251
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

870
00:41:39,168 --> 00:41:41,751
Sorry, you must be...
You must be cold.

871
00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:44,668
(VENETIA CHUCKLES)

872
00:41:45,584 --> 00:41:47,043
I'm cold-blooded.

873
00:41:48,584 --> 00:41:50,793
We're all cold-blooded,
haven't you noticed?

874
00:41:53,543 --> 00:41:54,709
You're not cold-blooded.

875
00:41:56,418 --> 00:41:58,043
Your family is so kind to me.

876
00:41:59,876 --> 00:42:02,168
- Sweet.
- (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

877
00:42:05,376 --> 00:42:08,126
I see why Felix
likes you so much.

878
00:42:10,376 --> 00:42:11,668
You're so, erm...

879
00:42:12,293 --> 00:42:13,418
So what?

880
00:42:16,751 --> 00:42:17,751
I don't know.

881
00:42:21,168 --> 00:42:22,709
(VENETIA CHUCKLES)

882
00:42:25,084 --> 00:42:26,084
Real.

883
00:42:27,084 --> 00:42:28,209
- Hmm.
- (CHUCKLES)

884
00:42:31,084 --> 00:42:33,543
I think I like you even more
than last year's one.

885
00:42:36,168 --> 00:42:37,376
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

886
00:42:37,376 --> 00:42:38,501
(VENETIA CHUCKLES)

887
00:42:38,501 --> 00:42:39,668
Night.

888
00:42:46,501 --> 00:42:48,251
- What's, erm, what's...
- MAID: Breakfast is ready.

889
00:42:49,876 --> 00:42:51,251
- OLIVER: Morning.
- Morning.

890
00:42:53,084 --> 00:42:54,126
VENETIA: Morning.

891
00:42:54,126 --> 00:42:55,209
FELIX: You sleep well, mate?

892
00:42:55,209 --> 00:42:57,168
OLIVER: Erm, yeah.

893
00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:01,251
(SIGHS)

894
00:43:02,668 --> 00:43:03,668
(SOFTLY) Hi.

895
00:43:04,584 --> 00:43:06,168
Hey, Oliver,
have some breakfast.

896
00:43:06,168 --> 00:43:09,084
Er, can I get a full
English breakfast too, please?

897
00:43:12,209 --> 00:43:14,168
Breakfast is on the side, darling.

898
00:43:14,168 --> 00:43:15,418
Just help yourself.

899
00:43:15,918 --> 00:43:17,376
How would you like your eggs?

900
00:43:17,376 --> 00:43:19,959
- It's fine. I can get them.
- FARLEIGH: Not the eggs.

901
00:43:20,584 --> 00:43:23,459
The eggs are made for you.

902
00:43:23,459 --> 00:43:24,543
Exactly.

903
00:43:25,209 --> 00:43:26,543
And everything else
is on the side.

904
00:43:33,751 --> 00:43:35,376
Fried over easy, please.

905
00:43:38,209 --> 00:43:40,334
Ollie, we were just talking
about the Shelley biography.

906
00:43:40,334 --> 00:43:42,459
Shelley who? Shelley,
Belinda's sister Shelley?

907
00:43:42,459 --> 00:43:45,209
Oh, Percy Bysshe Shelley.
The poet.

908
00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:48,293
- The Romantic poet.
- Oh.

909
00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:51,001
VENETIA: Do you know the story
about Shelley's doppelgänger?

910
00:43:51,001 --> 00:43:53,293
SIR JAMES: His doppelgänger?
VENETIA: Mmm.

911
00:43:53,293 --> 00:43:55,418
Shelley's housekeeper
was cleaning one of the rooms

912
00:43:55,418 --> 00:43:58,918
when Shelley walked past
the window and waved at her.

913
00:43:59,668 --> 00:44:01,959
So, she waved back
before she realised

914
00:44:01,959 --> 00:44:03,584
that Shelley was in Italy.

915
00:44:03,584 --> 00:44:04,876
And she was on the top floor
of the house.

916
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:07,584
Oh, Vee. Stop, stop, stop.
I won't sleep.

917
00:44:07,584 --> 00:44:09,126
A few hours later, he drowned.

918
00:44:09,668 --> 00:44:10,668
ELSPETH: Oh!

919
00:44:11,293 --> 00:44:13,293
Oh, that's just
given me goosebumps.

920
00:44:13,293 --> 00:44:15,418
- Look, Pamela.
- Oh, no.

921
00:44:15,418 --> 00:44:17,626
- I heard he fucked his sister.
- Oh, for God's sake!

922
00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:19,209
I think that was Byron.

923
00:44:19,209 --> 00:44:20,918
PAMELA: Oh,
speaking of which...

924
00:44:21,626 --> 00:44:25,209
Ellie, did you hear,
Ada ran off with Tommy Prior?

925
00:44:25,209 --> 00:44:26,501
- ELSPETH: Yes, you told me.
- (SOFTLY) Thank you so much.

926
00:44:26,501 --> 00:44:28,543
ELSPETH: 'Course she did.
Her husband was ghastly.

927
00:44:28,543 --> 00:44:30,209
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

928
00:44:40,334 --> 00:44:41,584
Is everything okay, Ollie?

929
00:44:41,584 --> 00:44:44,126
Er, 'course, yeah.
It's just, erm...

930
00:44:44,918 --> 00:44:46,459
Runny eggs. I...

931
00:44:47,834 --> 00:44:49,251
I get a bit sick from them.

932
00:44:55,293 --> 00:44:56,334
Sorry.

933
00:44:58,084 --> 00:44:59,126
So sorry.

934
00:44:59,126 --> 00:45:01,126
- (DUNCAN CLEARS THROAT)
- OLIVER: Sorry.

935
00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:12,709
We're over here, Ollie!

936
00:45:16,668 --> 00:45:18,168
FELIX: Hi, mate.
FARLEIGH: Hey.

937
00:45:18,876 --> 00:45:21,084
No trunks allowed
in the field.

938
00:45:22,584 --> 00:45:24,168
(<i>TIME TO PRETEND</i> BY MGMT
PLAYING)

939
00:45:24,168 --> 00:45:25,793
(ALL LAUGHING)

940
00:45:30,918 --> 00:45:32,543
Well, well, well.

941
00:45:33,334 --> 00:45:35,334
- Leave him alone.
- (LAUGHS)

942
00:45:36,043 --> 00:45:37,126
Good for you.

943
00:45:38,584 --> 00:45:40,001
- What a twist.
- (VENETIA LAUGHING)

944
00:45:41,918 --> 00:45:44,334
<i>♪ I'm feelin' rough
I'm feelin' raw ♪</i>

945
00:45:44,334 --> 00:45:45,418
<i>♪ I'm in the prime
of my life ♪</i>

946
00:45:45,418 --> 00:45:47,043
Watch out for thistles, mate.

947
00:45:48,793 --> 00:45:51,084
Thistles, they're everywhere. Seasonal.

948
00:45:51,084 --> 00:45:54,001
<i>♪ Let's make some music
Make some money ♪</i>

949
00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:56,668
<i>♪ Find some models for wives ♪</i>

950
00:45:56,668 --> 00:45:57,959
FELIX: Do you think
Harry, Hermione and Ron

951
00:45:57,959 --> 00:46:00,584
- all have threesomes?
- VENETIA: What?

952
00:46:00,584 --> 00:46:02,043
FARLEIGH:
Oh, without a fucking doubt.

953
00:46:02,043 --> 00:46:03,626
FELIX: You think
they all fuck?

954
00:46:03,626 --> 00:46:06,168
They're missing out on
an opportunity if they're not.

955
00:46:10,293 --> 00:46:11,834
<i>♪ You man the island ♪</i>

956
00:46:11,834 --> 00:46:13,418
<i>- ♪ And the cocaine ♪
- </i> (ALL SCREAMING)

957
00:46:13,418 --> 00:46:15,751
<i>♪ And the elegant cars ♪</i>

958
00:46:17,834 --> 00:46:19,209
VENETIA: Oh, my God!

959
00:46:21,584 --> 00:46:22,584
ELSPETH: Why is she wet?

960
00:46:22,584 --> 00:46:23,959
FELIX: Because she's been
down the well, Mum.

961
00:46:23,959 --> 00:46:25,043
(ALL LAUGHING)

962
00:46:25,043 --> 00:46:26,709
<i>♪ We've got the vision ♪</i>

963
00:46:26,709 --> 00:46:29,876
<i>♪ Now let's have some fun ♪</i>

964
00:46:31,001 --> 00:46:32,001
(ALL CHEERING)

965
00:46:32,001 --> 00:46:33,418
FARLEIGH: That was out.

966
00:46:33,418 --> 00:46:35,251
- FELIX: Drink, drink, drink!
- Fuck off!

967
00:46:35,251 --> 00:46:37,209
FELIX: You've got
to hit the ball, Vee.

968
00:46:38,709 --> 00:46:42,751
<i>♪ Yeah, it's overwhelming
But what else can we do? ♪</i>

969
00:46:43,709 --> 00:46:45,459
<i>♪ Get jobs in offices ♪</i>

970
00:46:45,459 --> 00:46:48,709
<i>♪ And wake up for
the morning commute? ♪</i>

971
00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:50,709
What are these?

972
00:46:50,709 --> 00:46:52,293
ELSPETH: Oh,
the Palissy plates.

973
00:46:52,293 --> 00:46:54,084
Do you mean Bernard Palissy,

974
00:46:54,084 --> 00:46:56,334
<i>the 16th century
Huguenot ceramicist?</i>

975
00:46:56,334 --> 00:46:58,251
Yes. Do you know him?

976
00:46:59,209 --> 00:47:00,376
{\an8}OLIVER: <i>I've always
loved his work,</i>

977
00:47:00,376 --> 00:47:02,501
but I've never seen anything
of his in real life.

978
00:47:04,418 --> 00:47:05,751
- <i>♪ We're fated ♪</i>
- (GASPS)

979
00:47:05,751 --> 00:47:07,459
<i>- ♪ To pretend ♪
- </i> (GROANS IN DISGUST)

980
00:47:07,459 --> 00:47:09,376
- (EXCLAIMING)
- (GRUNTING)

981
00:47:10,126 --> 00:47:11,543
That's so weird.

982
00:47:11,543 --> 00:47:13,543
- Stop!
- Our point.

983
00:47:13,543 --> 00:47:15,001
(WHOOPING)

984
00:47:15,001 --> 00:47:16,459
(ALL EXCLAIMING)

985
00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:18,001
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

986
00:47:20,293 --> 00:47:22,376
<i>♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

987
00:47:26,334 --> 00:47:27,334
(SONG ENDS)

988
00:47:27,334 --> 00:47:28,459
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

989
00:47:42,543 --> 00:47:43,876
Can I help you?

990
00:47:45,001 --> 00:47:46,084
Er, sorry.

991
00:47:47,834 --> 00:47:48,876
Quite all right.

992
00:47:50,126 --> 00:47:52,418
Lots of people get lost
in Saltburn.

993
00:47:54,709 --> 00:47:56,126
- (DUNCAN CHUCKLES)
- Well...

994
00:48:07,209 --> 00:48:08,418
(MUFFLED MOAN)

995
00:48:34,668 --> 00:48:36,668
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

996
00:48:46,668 --> 00:48:48,918
(FELIX BREATHING HEAVILY)

997
00:48:52,001 --> 00:48:53,168
(MOANING)

998
00:48:53,751 --> 00:48:54,876
(INHALES SHAKILY)

999
00:49:07,876 --> 00:49:09,043
(CONTINUES MOANING)

1000
00:49:15,209 --> 00:49:16,626
(WATER DRAINING)

1001
00:49:22,543 --> 00:49:23,834
FELIX: All right.
(CLEARS THROAT)

1002
00:49:24,668 --> 00:49:25,918
Night, mate. (KISSES)

1003
00:49:44,168 --> 00:49:45,918
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1004
00:49:48,209 --> 00:49:49,209
(SLURPS)

1005
00:49:51,584 --> 00:49:52,668
(SLURPS)

1006
00:50:01,126 --> 00:50:03,001
(SLURPING)

1007
00:50:05,751 --> 00:50:06,793
(MOANS SOFTLY)

1008
00:50:18,251 --> 00:50:19,668
ELSPETH: Oh, Oliver darling.

1009
00:50:21,293 --> 00:50:22,876
So punctual.

1010
00:50:22,876 --> 00:50:25,168
Poor Vee.
The boys just run a mile.

1011
00:50:25,168 --> 00:50:26,251
OLIVER: Why?

1012
00:50:26,251 --> 00:50:27,584
Well, she gives
it away for free.

1013
00:50:27,584 --> 00:50:31,543
She's sexually incontinent.
Has been since she was 14.

1014
00:50:31,543 --> 00:50:35,126
My mother always said...
"Born masochist."

1015
00:50:35,126 --> 00:50:36,918
And then there's all the stuff
with the food.

1016
00:50:36,918 --> 00:50:38,251
What stuff?

1017
00:50:38,251 --> 00:50:40,001
You know,
"fingers for pudding".

1018
00:50:41,334 --> 00:50:43,168
We thought she'd grow
out of it, the throwing up.

1019
00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,626
I... I didn't know.

1020
00:50:45,626 --> 00:50:47,001
Well, exactly!
Hasn't even helped.

1021
00:50:47,001 --> 00:50:48,168
Complete waste of time.

1022
00:50:48,168 --> 00:50:51,251
Honestly. But if she found
the right boy or girl.

1023
00:50:51,251 --> 00:50:53,209
I don't care. Anything.

1024
00:50:54,168 --> 00:50:56,168
I was a lesbian for a while,
you know.

1025
00:50:56,168 --> 00:50:57,668
But it was all just
too wet for me in the end.

1026
00:50:57,668 --> 00:50:59,418
Men are so lovely and dry.

1027
00:51:01,501 --> 00:51:03,668
Ah, it can't have been
easy for Venetia.

1028
00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:06,209
With you being her mother.

1029
00:51:06,209 --> 00:51:08,001
- Why?
- Because...

1030
00:51:08,001 --> 00:51:09,084
Because what?

1031
00:51:09,751 --> 00:51:11,626
Because you're
so fucking beautiful.

1032
00:51:12,626 --> 00:51:14,043
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1033
00:51:17,834 --> 00:51:18,834
(CHUCKLES)

1034
00:51:24,084 --> 00:51:26,418
What do you think, er, Pamela
will be wearing tonight?

1035
00:51:26,418 --> 00:51:28,834
What? Oh, Pamela's not here.

1036
00:51:28,834 --> 00:51:30,668
- Oh, is she...
- She's gone.

1037
00:51:30,668 --> 00:51:33,001
James thought it would better
to peel her away this morning

1038
00:51:33,001 --> 00:51:35,168
without too much of a scene.

1039
00:51:35,168 --> 00:51:36,918
Only so many hints
you can drop.

1040
00:51:36,918 --> 00:51:38,751
Yeah, she did seem a bit lost.

1041
00:51:38,751 --> 00:51:41,668
Ha, very tactful.
She's a complete limpet.

1042
00:51:41,668 --> 00:51:43,126
The wettest of wet blankets.

1043
00:51:43,126 --> 00:51:44,543
And very hard to know
from looking at her

1044
00:51:44,543 --> 00:51:46,001
because she's so stylish.

1045
00:51:46,001 --> 00:51:47,418
You'd think she was a riot
to look at her.

1046
00:51:47,418 --> 00:51:49,751
But there's absolutely nothing
going on underneath.

1047
00:51:52,209 --> 00:51:53,334
I know she's
had a hideous time

1048
00:51:53,334 --> 00:51:54,668
the past few years
but, honestly,

1049
00:51:54,668 --> 00:51:56,168
she did go on about it.

1050
00:51:58,084 --> 00:51:59,751
If all of it was true...

1051
00:52:02,709 --> 00:52:03,709
What do you mean?

1052
00:52:07,459 --> 00:52:08,584
I shouldn't have said that.

1053
00:52:10,251 --> 00:52:11,418
No, no, go on.

1054
00:52:13,793 --> 00:52:16,043
No, I don't know. Just...

1055
00:52:17,251 --> 00:52:20,543
Her stories, they just seemed
a bit inconsistent at times.

1056
00:52:23,043 --> 00:52:24,251
I thought you noticed it too.

1057
00:52:24,251 --> 00:52:26,543
Oh, yes, I had. Absolutely.

1058
00:52:27,543 --> 00:52:28,793
The self-pity,

1059
00:52:29,959 --> 00:52:31,709
the emotional blackmail.

1060
00:52:33,709 --> 00:52:34,751
You know.

1061
00:52:35,209 --> 00:52:36,251
Yes.

1062
00:52:36,251 --> 00:52:38,543
Yes! God!

1063
00:52:38,543 --> 00:52:40,334
I was feeling quite guilty
about it this afternoon,

1064
00:52:40,334 --> 00:52:41,584
but you're absolutely right.

1065
00:52:41,584 --> 00:52:44,126
There was actually something
quite sinister about her.

1066
00:52:44,959 --> 00:52:46,001
Yes.

1067
00:52:46,876 --> 00:52:48,376
(EXHALES) Thank goodness
for you, Oliver.

1068
00:52:48,376 --> 00:52:49,793
You're so perceptive.

1069
00:52:53,918 --> 00:52:54,918
(EXHALES)

1070
00:53:06,459 --> 00:53:07,959
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1071
00:53:34,834 --> 00:53:36,168
You're presumptuous.

1072
00:53:37,084 --> 00:53:38,293
(OLIVER CHUCKLES)

1073
00:53:38,293 --> 00:53:40,584
And you're in
a see-through nightdress

1074
00:53:40,584 --> 00:53:42,084
underneath my window.

1075
00:53:42,959 --> 00:53:45,501
It's my house.
I can go wherever I want.

1076
00:53:46,459 --> 00:53:47,918
OLIVER: Oh, okay.

1077
00:53:49,543 --> 00:53:52,376
And you want to be
in a see-through nightdress

1078
00:53:52,376 --> 00:53:53,793
underneath my window.

1079
00:53:54,626 --> 00:53:55,668
(CHUCKLES)

1080
00:53:58,084 --> 00:53:59,626
I hadn't really
thought about it.

1081
00:54:01,293 --> 00:54:02,626
OLIVER: Just a masochist, then?

1082
00:54:12,501 --> 00:54:14,084
You're not eating anything.

1083
00:54:17,668 --> 00:54:18,751
Yes, I am.

1084
00:54:20,084 --> 00:54:21,876
Well, you're not
keeping it down.

1085
00:54:24,084 --> 00:54:26,668
I mean, you're so beautiful, Venetia.

1086
00:54:28,209 --> 00:54:30,043
You need to look
after yourself.

1087
00:54:32,418 --> 00:54:35,834
So tomorrow
you're going to eat,

1088
00:54:36,834 --> 00:54:40,168
and then you're going
to stay at the table.

1089
00:54:44,876 --> 00:54:46,293
Do you understand?

1090
00:54:50,501 --> 00:54:51,543
Yes.

1091
00:54:52,751 --> 00:54:53,751
(SOFTLY) Good.

1092
00:55:22,293 --> 00:55:23,751
I could just eat you.

1093
00:55:27,959 --> 00:55:29,959
(MOANING SOFTLY,
BREATHING HEAVILY)

1094
00:55:33,834 --> 00:55:35,209
Ollie...

1095
00:55:35,209 --> 00:55:38,418
It's... It's not the right
time of the month.

1096
00:55:38,418 --> 00:55:41,001
And is that something
you think I'm worried about?

1097
00:55:44,418 --> 00:55:46,418
(VENETIA BREATHING HEAVILY)

1098
00:55:50,293 --> 00:55:52,209
It's lucky for you
I'm a vampire.

1099
00:55:58,126 --> 00:55:59,209
(VENETIA GULPS)

1100
00:56:11,793 --> 00:56:13,793
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1101
00:56:32,001 --> 00:56:33,251
(MOANS SOFTLY)

1102
00:57:10,043 --> 00:57:11,584
You've got a little
something there.

1103
00:57:13,918 --> 00:57:14,918
(VENETIA CHUCKLES)

1104
00:57:26,959 --> 00:57:27,959
(FARLEIGH SCOFFS)

1105
00:57:27,959 --> 00:57:30,459
You stupid little boy.

1106
00:57:31,626 --> 00:57:32,626
(SCOFFS)

1107
00:57:43,126 --> 00:57:44,876
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1108
00:57:57,168 --> 00:57:58,459
ELSPETH: It must have been
such a strain.

1109
00:57:59,251 --> 00:58:00,251
SIR JAMES: I can never

1110
00:58:00,251 --> 00:58:01,376
remember the name
of the, er, chubby one.

1111
00:58:01,376 --> 00:58:02,459
What was it?

1112
00:58:02,459 --> 00:58:03,709
ELSPETH:
He's some doctor in Paris.

1113
00:58:03,709 --> 00:58:04,793
I can't remember his name.

1114
00:58:04,793 --> 00:58:06,001
But he gives you,
sort of, shakes

1115
00:58:06,001 --> 00:58:08,418
that you mix up with water,
I suppose.

1116
00:58:09,543 --> 00:58:11,209
OLIVER: Good morning.
ELSPETH: Hello, darling.

1117
00:58:11,209 --> 00:58:13,584
- You sleep well?
- No, not really, mate.

1118
00:58:13,584 --> 00:58:15,709
We're 30 for dinner
tomorrow night.

1119
00:58:15,709 --> 00:58:17,543
Stopford Sackville
has cried off.

1120
00:58:17,543 --> 00:58:18,626
Oh, dear, that's a shame.

1121
00:58:18,626 --> 00:58:20,459
God, I forgot about
fucking dinner.

1122
00:58:20,459 --> 00:58:22,376
Wait, who is coming
to dinner again?

1123
00:58:22,376 --> 00:58:24,501
- The Henrys.
- FARLEIGH: No, please!

1124
00:58:24,501 --> 00:58:26,376
- Who are the Henrys?
- VENETIA: Dad's friends.

1125
00:58:26,918 --> 00:58:28,126
They're all called Henry.

1126
00:58:28,126 --> 00:58:30,834
- Not all of them. Just most.
- It'll be fun.

1127
00:58:30,834 --> 00:58:32,626
It'll be being
molested by Henry.

1128
00:58:33,293 --> 00:58:34,293
You know which one.

1129
00:58:34,293 --> 00:58:35,501
I'll put you next
to Oliver, then.

1130
00:58:35,501 --> 00:58:36,959
He can molest you instead.

1131
00:58:38,251 --> 00:58:39,376
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1132
00:58:41,209 --> 00:58:42,793
Oh, Oliver,
I was going to say,

1133
00:58:42,793 --> 00:58:44,501
we should do something fun
for your birthday.

1134
00:58:45,084 --> 00:58:46,126
A proper party.

1135
00:58:46,584 --> 00:58:48,793
No Henrys.
Something actually fun.

1136
00:58:49,543 --> 00:58:50,876
What do you think, darling?

1137
00:58:50,876 --> 00:58:53,459
If Oliver would like it,
I think it's a splendid idea.

1138
00:58:53,459 --> 00:58:55,043
FARLEIGH: I think Oliver
looks like he'd rather

1139
00:58:55,043 --> 00:58:56,501
throw himself out of a window.

1140
00:58:59,293 --> 00:59:00,459
What kind of party?

1141
00:59:00,459 --> 00:59:01,834
I don't know.
Whatever you want.

1142
00:59:01,834 --> 00:59:04,376
What do you think?
About 100 people?

1143
00:59:04,376 --> 00:59:05,626
- A hundred?
- Or two.

1144
00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,959
It invariably
ends up being two,

1145
00:59:06,959 --> 00:59:08,584
doesn't it, with this
sort of thing? (CHUCKLES)

1146
00:59:09,126 --> 00:59:12,209
Invite whoever you want.
All your friends.

1147
00:59:12,209 --> 00:59:13,876
What friends?

1148
00:59:15,251 --> 00:59:17,959
Oh! Oh! How about fancy dress?

1149
00:59:17,959 --> 00:59:19,376
ELSPETH: Oh, yes!

1150
00:59:19,376 --> 00:59:21,668
I can wear
my suit of armour, Elspeth.

1151
00:59:21,668 --> 00:59:22,793
Good idea, darling.

1152
00:59:27,043 --> 00:59:28,293
We could have a theme.

1153
00:59:28,293 --> 00:59:29,626
What about
<i>Midsummer Night's Dream?</i>

1154
00:59:29,626 --> 00:59:30,709
SIR JAMES: Lovely.

1155
00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,584
FARLEIGH:
Bring on the slutty fairies.

1156
00:59:42,334 --> 00:59:45,043
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

1157
01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:04,376
OLIVER: Hey.

1158
01:00:11,584 --> 01:00:12,584
Hey.

1159
01:00:13,126 --> 01:00:14,334
Felix.

1160
01:00:15,376 --> 01:00:16,584
Is everything okay?

1161
01:00:16,584 --> 01:00:18,543
Yes. Why?

1162
01:00:19,876 --> 01:00:21,876
You seem annoyed
about something.

1163
01:00:21,876 --> 01:00:23,334
I'm not annoyed
about anything.

1164
01:00:23,334 --> 01:00:24,418
Okay.

1165
01:00:27,168 --> 01:00:29,084
It's just slightly bad form,
that's all.

1166
01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:31,168
- What's bad form?
- What do you think?

1167
01:00:33,043 --> 01:00:34,418
Getting with Venetia, Ollie.

1168
01:00:35,084 --> 01:00:37,043
What makes you think
I got with Venetia?

1169
01:00:37,043 --> 01:00:38,543
Farleigh saw you two.

1170
01:00:38,543 --> 01:00:39,834
It's just
fucking cringe, mate.

1171
01:00:39,834 --> 01:00:41,084
I mean, really,
you're my friend.

1172
01:00:41,084 --> 01:00:42,251
You're supposed
to be here with me.

1173
01:00:42,251 --> 01:00:44,251
Look, I didn't want
to embarrass Venetia.

1174
01:00:45,793 --> 01:00:46,834
What do you mean?

1175
01:00:47,501 --> 01:00:49,959
Well, I saw her...
I saw her outside

1176
01:00:49,959 --> 01:00:51,709
and I went down to see
was she okay.

1177
01:00:51,709 --> 01:00:55,501
And I think she got the wrong
end of the stick because...

1178
01:00:55,501 --> 01:00:57,209
she tried to kiss me.

1179
01:00:57,209 --> 01:00:59,043
And I politely
steered her away.

1180
01:00:59,959 --> 01:01:02,251
Farleigh said you two were
practically eating each other.

1181
01:01:02,251 --> 01:01:03,709
Oh, and you believe him?

1182
01:01:04,376 --> 01:01:05,959
Me and Venetia?

1183
01:01:05,959 --> 01:01:07,459
(SCOFFS) Come on.

1184
01:01:09,376 --> 01:01:10,959
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1185
01:01:14,001 --> 01:01:15,918
- Well, why didn't you tell me?
- I just...

1186
01:01:16,918 --> 01:01:18,459
I thought it would
be nicer not to.

1187
01:01:19,209 --> 01:01:21,418
She was hammered.
Probably doesn't remember.

1188
01:01:24,001 --> 01:01:25,543
She's so embarrassing.

1189
01:01:25,543 --> 01:01:27,543
And fucking Farleigh.
What a little a shit stirrer.

1190
01:01:28,168 --> 01:01:29,459
Mmm.

1191
01:01:29,459 --> 01:01:31,293
Well, someone
has to entertain us all.

1192
01:01:31,293 --> 01:01:32,459
Right.

1193
01:01:34,709 --> 01:01:36,084
That's why we love him.

1194
01:01:38,959 --> 01:01:40,959
(SIGHS) Thank God.

1195
01:01:40,959 --> 01:01:43,084
You know, I thought we had
another Eddie situation.

1196
01:01:44,334 --> 01:01:45,334
- Eddie?
- Yeah.

1197
01:01:45,334 --> 01:01:46,876
Eddie was my best friend
at school.

1198
01:01:46,876 --> 01:01:48,126
And he came to stay with us.

1199
01:01:48,126 --> 01:01:50,376
And he, kind of,

1200
01:01:51,668 --> 01:01:53,626
developed a little thing
for Venetia,

1201
01:01:53,626 --> 01:01:56,209
and everything just
got so awkward.

1202
01:01:58,043 --> 01:02:00,168
Yeah, it, kind of,
ruined our friendship.

1203
01:02:05,501 --> 01:02:06,584
I can imagine.

1204
01:02:13,043 --> 01:02:14,251
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1205
01:02:40,251 --> 01:02:41,543
FARLEIGH: I'm not saying
my mother isn't

1206
01:02:41,543 --> 01:02:42,959
completely idiotic
when it comes to money.

1207
01:02:42,959 --> 01:02:44,209
FELIX: You just have
to be firm with her.

1208
01:02:44,209 --> 01:02:46,043
FARLEIGH: I can't call her
and tell her no.

1209
01:02:46,043 --> 01:02:47,751
FELIX: I know. I know.
You've said that.

1210
01:02:47,751 --> 01:02:49,293
- I know, I understand.
- FARLEIGH: No, you don't.

1211
01:02:49,293 --> 01:02:51,001
- You don't. It's humiliating.
- FELIX: It's very hard...

1212
01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:52,668
FARLEIGH: I'm sorry,
but it's a bit fucking shitty.

1213
01:02:52,668 --> 01:02:54,543
You're all throwing Oliver
a party for 200 people

1214
01:02:54,543 --> 01:02:56,168
while my mother
lives in squalor.

1215
01:02:56,168 --> 01:02:57,918
FELIX: Oh, she's hardly
living in squalor, mate.

1216
01:02:57,918 --> 01:02:59,918
FARLEIGH: Well, she can't
pay her bills, so she will be.

1217
01:02:59,918 --> 01:03:02,001
Okay? At the rate she's going,
she will be.

1218
01:03:02,001 --> 01:03:03,293
FELIX: Right,
that's exactly why

1219
01:03:03,293 --> 01:03:04,668
Dad's concerned
about helping her.

1220
01:03:04,668 --> 01:03:05,918
He doesn't wanna enable her.

1221
01:03:05,918 --> 01:03:07,751
He wants her to learn
to stand on her own two feet.

1222
01:03:07,751 --> 01:03:09,459
- Yeah, like he does?
- Farleigh.

1223
01:03:09,459 --> 01:03:12,418
I mean, you do know
how this looks, right?

1224
01:03:13,959 --> 01:03:16,501
Making me come to you
with a begging bowl.

1225
01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:17,709
What are you implying?

1226
01:03:17,709 --> 01:03:19,834
I think you know
what I'm implying, Felix.

1227
01:03:21,501 --> 01:03:23,293
Why don't you ask
Liam and Joshua?

1228
01:03:23,293 --> 01:03:24,418
Who...

1229
01:03:24,418 --> 01:03:26,043
Who the fuck
are Liam and Joshua?

1230
01:03:26,043 --> 01:03:27,126
(CHUCKLES)

1231
01:03:29,043 --> 01:03:30,126
Your footmen.

1232
01:03:33,959 --> 01:03:36,334
Oh, that is...

1233
01:03:37,334 --> 01:03:38,709
That is low, Farleigh.

1234
01:03:38,709 --> 01:03:39,918
- Jesus Christ, mate.
- Okay.

1235
01:03:39,918 --> 01:03:41,376
Seriously, is that...
Is that where

1236
01:03:41,376 --> 01:03:42,793
- you wanna take this?
- Right.

1237
01:03:42,793 --> 01:03:44,001
Make it a race thing?

1238
01:03:45,001 --> 01:03:47,293
What the fuck?
I mean, we're your family.

1239
01:03:47,293 --> 01:03:49,209
We hardly even notice
that you're different,

1240
01:03:49,209 --> 01:03:50,293
or anything like that.

1241
01:03:50,293 --> 01:03:51,543
- FARLEIGH: Mmm.
- I never know

1242
01:03:51,543 --> 01:03:53,001
our footmen's names.

1243
01:03:53,001 --> 01:03:54,834
The turnover of a footman
is notoriously high.

1244
01:03:54,834 --> 01:03:56,626
- Of course.
- And by the way,

1245
01:03:56,626 --> 01:03:58,084
my father has been
more generous

1246
01:03:58,084 --> 01:03:59,459
than most people would be.

1247
01:04:00,376 --> 01:04:01,418
A lot more.

1248
01:04:05,418 --> 01:04:06,459
(CLAPS HANDS)

1249
01:04:07,001 --> 01:04:08,126
But...

1250
01:04:09,918 --> 01:04:12,543
maybe... maybe we've done
all that we can.

1251
01:04:16,834 --> 01:04:18,501
(SCOFFS, CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1252
01:04:20,668 --> 01:04:21,959
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1253
01:04:25,793 --> 01:04:27,793
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING,
LAUGHTER)

1254
01:04:39,793 --> 01:04:41,459
How do you know
her father, then?

1255
01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:46,084
Felix warned you off, then?

1256
01:04:49,626 --> 01:04:52,209
Well, maybe we just need to be
a bit more careful.

1257
01:04:54,084 --> 01:04:55,168
No, thanks.

1258
01:04:57,876 --> 01:05:00,543
It's just so disappointing.

1259
01:05:01,668 --> 01:05:03,334
You're just another
one of his toys.

1260
01:05:06,876 --> 01:05:07,876
You're upset.

1261
01:05:07,876 --> 01:05:10,418
Oh, don't worry.
I'm used to it. Honestly.

1262
01:05:11,584 --> 01:05:13,293
I mean, he never liked
sharing his toys.

1263
01:05:16,543 --> 01:05:19,334
Even the ones he doesn't want
to play with any more.

1264
01:05:21,209 --> 01:05:23,293
Henry, how is your
gorgeous son?

1265
01:05:25,209 --> 01:05:27,793
Venetia, Venetia...

1266
01:05:27,793 --> 01:05:30,334
- Me first. You're on my left.
- I'm sorry.

1267
01:05:30,334 --> 01:05:31,418
OLIVER: Of course.

1268
01:05:32,709 --> 01:05:35,001
So, how long have you
known the Cattons for?

1269
01:05:35,001 --> 01:05:37,418
Oh, forever. Forever and ever.

1270
01:05:37,418 --> 01:05:40,626
- And how... how did you...
- My husband is James' godson.

1271
01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:41,793
How long have
you been married?

1272
01:05:41,793 --> 01:05:42,918
You've been married long?

1273
01:05:42,918 --> 01:05:44,251
Yes.

1274
01:05:44,251 --> 01:05:46,459
- Lovely.
- Why?

1275
01:05:48,293 --> 01:05:49,793
- Erm...
- Why would it be "lovely"?

1276
01:05:49,793 --> 01:05:51,626
- Hmm?
- The man's an idiot.

1277
01:05:51,626 --> 01:05:52,834
...from the ocean floor.

1278
01:05:52,834 --> 01:05:54,334
(LAUGHS)
Do you know what I mean?

1279
01:05:55,334 --> 01:05:57,626
- Have you got children?
- Yes. Two.

1280
01:05:57,626 --> 01:06:00,084
No, three. Three boys.

1281
01:06:00,084 --> 01:06:02,084
- Must be a handful.
- Well, no, they're at school.

1282
01:06:02,084 --> 01:06:03,209
That's the main thing
about school,

1283
01:06:03,209 --> 01:06:04,418
you hardly ever have
to see them.

1284
01:06:06,293 --> 01:06:08,084
WOMAN:
Hen, darling, save me.

1285
01:06:08,084 --> 01:06:10,793
HENRY: The rumour was,
she had two arseholes.

1286
01:06:10,793 --> 01:06:13,126
How was I supposed to know
she was a bloody hooker?

1287
01:06:13,126 --> 01:06:15,418
(<i>LOW</i> BY FLO RIDA PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

1288
01:06:17,834 --> 01:06:19,543
HENRY: <i>♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪</i>

1289
01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:21,209
<i>♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪</i>

1290
01:06:22,251 --> 01:06:23,251
{\an8}<i>♪ Let it rain ♪</i>

1291
01:06:25,334 --> 01:06:26,918
<i>♪ Let me talk to 'em ♪</i>

1292
01:06:27,501 --> 01:06:30,001
<i>♪ Shawty had them
apple bottom jeans ♪</i>

1293
01:06:30,001 --> 01:06:32,418
<i>♪ Boots with the fur ♪</i>

1294
01:06:32,418 --> 01:06:35,751
<i>♪ The whole club
was lookin' at her ♪</i>

1295
01:06:35,751 --> 01:06:37,709
<i>♪ She hit the floor ♪</i>

1296
01:06:37,709 --> 01:06:38,876
<i>♪ Next thing you know ♪</i>

1297
01:06:38,876 --> 01:06:40,709
<i>♪ Shawty got low, low, low ♪</i>

1298
01:06:40,709 --> 01:06:41,793
<i>♪ Low, low, low ♪</i>

1299
01:06:41,793 --> 01:06:43,626
All right, fuck this.
I'm gonna get a drink.

1300
01:06:43,626 --> 01:06:44,834
Yeah, me too.

1301
01:06:44,834 --> 01:06:46,834
<i>♪ The Reeboks with the strap ♪</i>

1302
01:06:46,834 --> 01:06:48,709
<i>♪ She turned around
and gave that ♪</i>

1303
01:06:48,709 --> 01:06:50,834
<i>♪ Big booty a slap ♪</i>
(WHOOPS)

1304
01:06:53,626 --> 01:06:54,918
Fuck, chuck or marry.

1305
01:06:56,084 --> 01:06:57,251
Richard III,

1306
01:06:58,626 --> 01:07:01,376
Henry VII or Henry VIII?

1307
01:07:02,668 --> 01:07:04,584
You know,
I think I'd fuck Richard III.

1308
01:07:06,126 --> 01:07:09,168
He's so insecure, so you know
he'd put in the work, right?

1309
01:07:10,251 --> 01:07:11,251
(CHUCKLES)

1310
01:07:12,168 --> 01:07:13,334
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

1311
01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:15,334
Or you could just fuck me?

1312
01:07:21,793 --> 01:07:25,293
Why did you tell Felix
about me and Venetia?

1313
01:07:25,293 --> 01:07:27,834
Well, I didn't think
he'd react that badly.

1314
01:07:27,834 --> 01:07:29,418
Yes, you did.

1315
01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:30,959
Yes, I did.

1316
01:07:34,209 --> 01:07:35,959
(SIGHS) You know...

1317
01:07:36,876 --> 01:07:38,543
if you ever wanna
talk to anyone,

1318
01:07:38,543 --> 01:07:40,418
you can talk to me, Farleigh.

1319
01:07:43,793 --> 01:07:44,793
What do you mean?

1320
01:07:44,793 --> 01:07:47,751
Well, I know you're going
through a hard time at home.

1321
01:07:48,751 --> 01:07:50,084
I know how that feels.

1322
01:07:52,251 --> 01:07:54,043
When things are so precarious.

1323
01:07:56,043 --> 01:07:57,126
It's terrifying.

1324
01:08:00,251 --> 01:08:01,334
And lonely.

1325
01:08:02,626 --> 01:08:04,376
And it must be
so fucking weird

1326
01:08:04,376 --> 01:08:06,293
having to ask them
for everything.

1327
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:08,668
And I know
you fucking hate me.

1328
01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:09,751
I...

1329
01:08:10,459 --> 01:08:11,543
I don't hate you.

1330
01:08:11,543 --> 01:08:13,334
But if you ever wanted me

1331
01:08:13,334 --> 01:08:15,209
to talk to them
to see if there's...

1332
01:08:16,834 --> 01:08:19,876
(SIGHS)
If I can help in any way...

1333
01:08:21,168 --> 01:08:22,168
...just ask.

1334
01:08:25,209 --> 01:08:27,209
(CHUCKLES)

1335
01:08:29,418 --> 01:08:31,418
- Okay.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)

1336
01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:34,918
Right, I think I'm gonna go
put him out of his misery.

1337
01:08:34,918 --> 01:08:37,126
<i>♪ Shawty got low, low
Low, low, low ♪</i>

1338
01:08:37,126 --> 01:08:38,793
- Oh!
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)

1339
01:08:38,793 --> 01:08:39,876
<i>Okay.</i>

1340
01:08:40,709 --> 01:08:42,459
<i>Well done, Henry.
That was great.</i>

1341
01:08:42,459 --> 01:08:44,584
<i>Everyone, round of applause
for Henry.</i>

1342
01:08:44,584 --> 01:08:46,334
- (SONG ENDS)
- (ALL CHEERING, APPLAUDING)

1343
01:08:46,334 --> 01:08:50,209
<i>Okay. Now it's time
to take things up a notch.</i>

1344
01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:51,626
(<i>RENT</i> BY PET SHOP BOYS
PLAYING)

1345
01:08:51,626 --> 01:08:55,918
<i>Er, okay, we have someone here
who is a very talented singer.</i>

1346
01:08:55,918 --> 01:08:58,001
<i>He's your best friend,
and mine.</i>

1347
01:08:59,793 --> 01:09:00,834
<i>Oliver Quick.</i>

1348
01:09:00,834 --> 01:09:02,918
- (APPLAUSE)
- SIR JAMES: Oliver!

1349
01:09:02,918 --> 01:09:04,418
<i>- Come on, up you get.</i>
- No, no, no.

1350
01:09:04,418 --> 01:09:07,126
<i>- Yes, yes, don't be shy.</i>
- I don't even know the song.

1351
01:09:07,126 --> 01:09:08,334
The words are
on the screen, Oliver.

1352
01:09:08,334 --> 01:09:10,626
That's the best bit.
That's the best bit!

1353
01:09:11,251 --> 01:09:12,501
(ALL CHEERING)

1354
01:09:13,001 --> 01:09:16,084
<i>♪ You dress me up
I'm your puppet ♪</i>

1355
01:09:16,084 --> 01:09:18,876
<i>♪ You buy me things
I love it ♪</i>

1356
01:09:20,293 --> 01:09:23,043
<i>♪ You bring me food
I need it ♪</i>

1357
01:09:24,209 --> 01:09:26,209
<i>♪ You give me love
I feed it ♪</i>

1358
01:09:26,876 --> 01:09:27,876
(VENETIA WHOOPS)

1359
01:09:27,876 --> 01:09:32,126
<i>♪ And look at the two of us
In sympathy ♪</i>

1360
01:09:32,126 --> 01:09:34,501
<i>♪ With everything we see ♪</i>

1361
01:09:35,001 --> 01:09:38,876
<i>♪ I never want anything
It's easy ♪</i>

1362
01:09:39,543 --> 01:09:41,793
<i>♪ You buy whatever I need ♪</i>

1363
01:09:42,293 --> 01:09:46,251
<i>♪ But look at my hopes
Look at my dreams ♪</i>

1364
01:09:46,709 --> 01:09:48,001
<i>♪ The currency we've spent ♪</i>

1365
01:09:48,126 --> 01:09:49,168
- Oh!
- (CHUCKLES)

1366
01:09:57,168 --> 01:09:59,751
<i>♪ I love you
You pay my rent ♪</i>

1367
01:10:00,376 --> 01:10:02,418
(WHOOPS) You tell them!

1368
01:10:02,418 --> 01:10:04,043
- FELIX: Farleigh.
- What?

1369
01:10:05,876 --> 01:10:07,209
This is your song as well, Farleigh.

1370
01:10:07,209 --> 01:10:08,334
Come finish it.

1371
01:10:10,126 --> 01:10:11,709
FARLEIGH: Only if you insist.

1372
01:10:14,084 --> 01:10:15,876
<i>♪ You took me
to a restaurant ♪</i>

1373
01:10:15,876 --> 01:10:18,418
- (CROWD CHEERING)
- <i>♪ Off Broadway ♪</i>

1374
01:10:18,418 --> 01:10:20,418
<i>♪ To show me who you... ♪</i>

1375
01:10:28,084 --> 01:10:30,084
(GRUNTING SOFTLY)

1376
01:10:33,751 --> 01:10:34,751
(SIGHS)

1377
01:10:37,126 --> 01:10:38,168
(EXHALES)

1378
01:10:39,834 --> 01:10:41,293
(SNORING SOFTLY)

1379
01:10:43,793 --> 01:10:45,626
- (BED CREAKING)
- (GASPS)

1380
01:10:45,626 --> 01:10:48,209
What the fuck are you doing?
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1381
01:10:48,209 --> 01:10:49,918
OLIVER: What do you
think I'm doing?

1382
01:10:49,918 --> 01:10:52,251
FARLEIGH: I think you're
in the wrong fucking room.

1383
01:10:56,709 --> 01:10:57,709
Am I?

1384
01:10:59,876 --> 01:11:01,876
(FARLEIGH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1385
01:11:06,293 --> 01:11:09,168
(SOFTLY) Are you going to
behave from now on, Farleigh?

1386
01:11:09,168 --> 01:11:10,293
No.

1387
01:11:22,334 --> 01:11:23,626
(FARLEIGH MOANS SOFTLY)

1388
01:11:23,626 --> 01:11:25,084
(SOFTLY)
Are you going to behave?

1389
01:11:28,626 --> 01:11:29,918
No.

1390
01:11:36,043 --> 01:11:37,793
(SOFTLY)
Don't make me ask again.

1391
01:11:47,418 --> 01:11:48,543
(SOFTLY) Say it.

1392
01:11:52,459 --> 01:11:53,793
I'm going to behave.

1393
01:11:56,918 --> 01:11:58,293
(FARLEIGH MOANS SOFTLY)

1394
01:11:58,293 --> 01:12:00,584
- What the fuck...
- (SHUSHES)

1395
01:12:13,459 --> 01:12:14,751
(BED CREAKING)

1396
01:12:14,751 --> 01:12:16,168
(FARLEIGH MOANS SOFTLY)

1397
01:12:16,959 --> 01:12:18,293
(OLIVER SHUSHES)

1398
01:12:22,584 --> 01:12:24,584
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1399
01:12:45,168 --> 01:12:46,251
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1400
01:12:46,251 --> 01:12:47,793
FARLEIGH: I wouldn't do this.
ELSPETH: James is very upset.

1401
01:12:47,793 --> 01:12:49,418
FARLEIGH: You know that...
Why would I do this?

1402
01:12:49,418 --> 01:12:50,584
ELSPETH: I don't know...
FARLEIGH: I swear to God,

1403
01:12:50,584 --> 01:12:52,126
- this has to be...
- ELSPETH: Enough!

1404
01:12:52,126 --> 01:12:53,334
FARLEIGH: There must be
some kind of mistake here.

1405
01:12:53,334 --> 01:12:54,418
- ELSPETH: Farleigh...
- I'm sure I can...

1406
01:12:54,418 --> 01:12:55,876
FELIX: Vee, what the fuck
is going on?

1407
01:12:55,876 --> 01:12:57,876
VENETIA: (SHUSHES, SOFTLY)
It's Farleigh.

1408
01:12:58,918 --> 01:12:59,918
OLIVER: (SOFTLY)
What happened?

1409
01:12:59,918 --> 01:13:01,501
VENETIA: (SOFTLY)
He tried to nick something.

1410
01:13:01,501 --> 01:13:02,876
FELIX: (SOFTLY)
What are you talking about?

1411
01:13:02,876 --> 01:13:04,293
(FARLEIGH AND ELSPETH
ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)

1412
01:13:05,084 --> 01:13:06,834
VENETIA: (SOFTLY)
He's a fucking idiot.

1413
01:13:06,834 --> 01:13:07,918
DUNCAN: Move!
ELSPETH: Please.

1414
01:13:11,626 --> 01:13:12,751
FELIX: (SOFTLY) Fuck.

1415
01:13:15,793 --> 01:13:16,793
(<i>YOU'RE GORGEOUS</i>
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

1416
01:13:16,793 --> 01:13:18,876
<i>♪ Because you're gorgeous ♪</i>

1417
01:13:18,876 --> 01:13:21,501
I mean, it's outrageous!

1418
01:13:21,501 --> 01:13:22,876
OLIVER: What
actually happened?

1419
01:13:22,876 --> 01:13:24,418
FELIX: He sent an email
to Sotheby's

1420
01:13:24,418 --> 01:13:25,709
to say that he'd "come by"

1421
01:13:25,709 --> 01:13:27,376
- some Palissy plates.
- (VENETIA SCOFFS)

1422
01:13:27,376 --> 01:13:28,751
I mean, the idiot.
He had to have known

1423
01:13:28,751 --> 01:13:30,334
that Dad went to school
with the chairman.

1424
01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:32,918
I mean,
talk about biting the hand.

1425
01:13:32,918 --> 01:13:35,334
And Mum and Dad would give him
anything he asked for.

1426
01:13:35,334 --> 01:13:38,459
Yeah, well, obviously
he got sick of asking.

1427
01:13:38,459 --> 01:13:41,209
That's ridiculous.
He's more spoilt than we are.

1428
01:13:41,209 --> 01:13:43,376
I mean, come on, Vee. You...
You have to admit.

1429
01:13:43,376 --> 01:13:44,709
It's a little bit dark,
him having to go

1430
01:13:44,709 --> 01:13:46,334
to Mum and Dad
with a begging bowl.

1431
01:13:46,334 --> 01:13:48,126
- Oh, boo-fucking-hoo.
- FELIX: All right, yes.

1432
01:13:48,126 --> 01:13:50,001
Fine, it was incredibly
fucking stupid...

1433
01:13:50,001 --> 01:13:51,084
VENETIA: Guys, guys, guys.

1434
01:13:51,084 --> 01:13:52,251
(FELIX SHUSHES)

1435
01:13:53,084 --> 01:13:54,334
Oliver,
don't mention it, okay?

1436
01:13:54,334 --> 01:13:56,084
OLIVER: What happens
if they bring him up?

1437
01:13:56,584 --> 01:13:59,001
- They won't.
- What a glorious day.

1438
01:13:59,001 --> 01:14:01,459
Never known a summer
as hot as this one.

1439
01:14:01,459 --> 01:14:02,543
Sweltering.

1440
01:14:02,543 --> 01:14:04,334
I think it's even hotter
than last year.

1441
01:14:04,334 --> 01:14:05,459
I didn't think
that was possible,

1442
01:14:05,459 --> 01:14:07,376
but here we are again.

1443
01:14:07,376 --> 01:14:10,334
It's hotter than Barbados,
apparently. Barbados!

1444
01:14:10,334 --> 01:14:11,459
ELSPETH: No, I can
believe it, darling.

1445
01:14:11,459 --> 01:14:13,918
Honestly, I don't think I've
ever been hotter in my life.

1446
01:14:13,918 --> 01:14:15,209
SIR JAMES: Oh,
I need to check with Robert...

1447
01:14:15,209 --> 01:14:16,334
- (SIGHS)
- ...to make sure that

1448
01:14:16,334 --> 01:14:17,418
he's being extra vigilant
with the hydrangeas.

1449
01:14:17,418 --> 01:14:18,543
Very wise, my love.

1450
01:14:20,209 --> 01:14:21,459
Oh, bliss.

1451
01:14:22,043 --> 01:14:23,334
Bliss, bliss, bliss.

1452
01:14:23,334 --> 01:14:24,751
(INHALES)

1453
01:14:24,751 --> 01:14:25,876
Mmm!

1454
01:14:27,126 --> 01:14:29,626
Oh, this song. God, I haven't
heard this song in forever.

1455
01:14:31,168 --> 01:14:33,293
(SIGHS) I used to hang out
with them all, actually,

1456
01:14:33,293 --> 01:14:36,251
when I was modelling.
Britpop, Blur, Oasis.

1457
01:14:36,251 --> 01:14:39,001
God, the parties.
Oh, but then, of course,

1458
01:14:39,001 --> 01:14:40,293
<i>Common People</i> came out

1459
01:14:40,293 --> 01:14:42,043
and everybody thought
it was written about me.

1460
01:14:42,043 --> 01:14:44,668
Which was completely
mortifying and ridiculous.

1461
01:14:44,668 --> 01:14:46,501
I mean, I barely knew Jarvis.

1462
01:14:47,001 --> 01:14:48,793
VENETIA: What?
ELSPETH: She came from Greece.

1463
01:14:48,793 --> 01:14:50,001
She had a thirst
for knowledge.

1464
01:14:50,001 --> 01:14:51,084
It couldn't have been me.

1465
01:14:51,084 --> 01:14:52,626
I've never wanted
to know anything.

1466
01:14:54,334 --> 01:14:57,418
(GROANS) God, I wish we didn't
have to go to London.

1467
01:14:57,418 --> 01:14:58,918
I didn't know you were
going to London.

1468
01:14:58,918 --> 01:15:00,126
Pamela's funeral.

1469
01:15:00,126 --> 01:15:02,459
- (SOFTLY) Oh.
- Pamela died?

1470
01:15:02,459 --> 01:15:03,626
Yeah.

1471
01:15:03,626 --> 01:15:05,376
She'd do anything
for attention.

1472
01:15:37,251 --> 01:15:38,459
(FELIX MOANING SOFTLY)

1473
01:15:53,084 --> 01:15:54,793
(SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1474
01:16:00,626 --> 01:16:02,626
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1475
01:16:14,084 --> 01:16:15,876
(SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1476
01:16:25,793 --> 01:16:27,793
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1477
01:16:36,793 --> 01:16:38,043
Morning, birthday boy.

1478
01:16:41,543 --> 01:16:43,293
Get dressed.
We're going on a road trip.

1479
01:16:43,793 --> 01:16:44,793
Where?

1480
01:16:45,293 --> 01:16:46,876
Oh, it's a surprise.

1481
01:16:46,876 --> 01:16:47,959
Wear something nice.

1482
01:16:47,959 --> 01:16:49,209
(CHUCKLES)

1483
01:16:54,376 --> 01:16:56,126
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER CAR RADIO)

1484
01:16:56,126 --> 01:16:57,918
(FELIX AND OLIVER LAUGHING)

1485
01:17:00,709 --> 01:17:02,126
(FELIX AND OLIVER EXCLAIMING)

1486
01:17:04,043 --> 01:17:06,834
(FELIX AND OLIVER
SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

1487
01:17:22,668 --> 01:17:24,084
How much further is it?

1488
01:17:25,043 --> 01:17:26,293
It's not too far now.

1489
01:17:38,834 --> 01:17:41,334
Er, please tell me you're...

1490
01:17:41,334 --> 01:17:43,251
Felix, are...

1491
01:17:43,251 --> 01:17:45,001
FELIX: Look, Ollie,
just hear me out, all right?

1492
01:17:45,001 --> 01:17:46,209
- OLIVER: No, no, no.
- Hear me out for a sec.

1493
01:17:46,209 --> 01:17:47,376
What have you done?
What have you done?

1494
01:17:47,376 --> 01:17:49,418
- Your mum called a week ago.
- Er...

1495
01:17:49,418 --> 01:17:50,751
You left your phone
in the bathroom,

1496
01:17:50,751 --> 01:17:52,043
so I thought, I thought...

1497
01:17:52,043 --> 01:17:53,543
I, sort of, just picked up.

1498
01:17:53,543 --> 01:17:54,918
I mean, you've been ignoring
her calls for weeks

1499
01:17:54,918 --> 01:17:57,084
and I just thought that
maybe I could help.

1500
01:17:57,084 --> 01:18:00,418
And on the phone, she really
sounded sober, mate.

1501
01:18:00,418 --> 01:18:02,876
She had no idea where you were
and she just wanted

1502
01:18:02,876 --> 01:18:04,293
to send you a card
for your birthday.

1503
01:18:04,293 --> 01:18:06,376
Please turn the car round.
You can't take me there.

1504
01:18:06,376 --> 01:18:08,084
You can't. Felix, you can't
take me there.

1505
01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:09,209
- Ollie, she's your mother.
- No!

1506
01:18:09,209 --> 01:18:10,834
She's your family!

1507
01:18:10,834 --> 01:18:12,418
- She's all that you've got.
- You don't understand!

1508
01:18:12,418 --> 01:18:13,543
- Ollie, she's your...
- You don't!

1509
01:18:13,543 --> 01:18:14,626
- I'm begging you.
- Mate...

1510
01:18:14,626 --> 01:18:16,084
I'm begging you. Please, no.

1511
01:18:16,084 --> 01:18:18,043
I'm not taking "no" for
an answer, mate. I'm sorry.

1512
01:18:18,043 --> 01:18:19,543
You have to fix this, mate.

1513
01:18:28,709 --> 01:18:31,376
Oh, look, there's a sign.
Churchill Avenue. Right.

1514
01:18:31,376 --> 01:18:32,584
Oh, 138.

1515
01:18:33,418 --> 01:18:34,418
Is this it?

1516
01:18:36,376 --> 01:18:38,293
- Oh, this is nice, mate.
- (CAR RATTLING)

1517
01:18:38,293 --> 01:18:40,334
Look, she's clearly
cleaned up her act.

1518
01:18:40,834 --> 01:18:41,876
This is lovely.

1519
01:18:44,793 --> 01:18:45,793
Let's do this.

1520
01:18:46,793 --> 01:18:47,793
(KEYS JANGLING)

1521
01:18:47,793 --> 01:18:49,334
Let me go in
without you, please.

1522
01:18:49,334 --> 01:18:50,543
I'm not leaving you, mate.

1523
01:18:51,209 --> 01:18:52,209
We're in this together.

1524
01:19:02,084 --> 01:19:03,209
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

1525
01:19:07,126 --> 01:19:09,126
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1526
01:19:22,293 --> 01:19:23,793
(DOOR BELL RINGS)

1527
01:19:33,376 --> 01:19:35,293
MOTHER: Oliver! Oh!

1528
01:19:35,293 --> 01:19:37,418
Praise you're alive.
(CHUCKLES)

1529
01:19:39,001 --> 01:19:40,209
I didn't recognise you.

1530
01:19:41,334 --> 01:19:42,376
(SIGHS)

1531
01:19:43,168 --> 01:19:44,418
Happy birthday, darling.

1532
01:19:44,418 --> 01:19:45,668
(INHALES SHARPLY)

1533
01:19:47,209 --> 01:19:50,001
You must be Felix.
It's so nice to meet you.

1534
01:19:50,001 --> 01:19:51,209
Your father's in the garden.

1535
01:19:51,209 --> 01:19:53,126
- His father?
- MOTHER: (CHUCKLING) Yeah.

1536
01:19:53,584 --> 01:19:55,959
He's been pacing around
all morning. He's so excited.

1537
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,584
Come in. Come in.

1538
01:19:58,251 --> 01:19:59,251
Jeff!

1539
01:20:00,084 --> 01:20:01,209
(LAUGHING)

1540
01:20:01,668 --> 01:20:02,918
(ALL CHUCKLING)

1541
01:20:05,084 --> 01:20:06,876
JEFF: Oh, that was in Mykonos.

1542
01:20:06,876 --> 01:20:08,251
We go every year.

1543
01:20:08,251 --> 01:20:09,376
Well, not any more.

1544
01:20:09,376 --> 01:20:11,626
No, not now
the kids are all grown up.

1545
01:20:11,626 --> 01:20:12,709
Kids?

1546
01:20:13,251 --> 01:20:14,918
You told me you were
an only child, Oliver?

1547
01:20:14,918 --> 01:20:17,584
No, I've always talked about
my sisters.

1548
01:20:22,001 --> 01:20:23,126
All right.

1549
01:20:23,126 --> 01:20:24,209
Well, I must have...

1550
01:20:24,209 --> 01:20:25,959
I must have forgotten.
(CHUCKLES)

1551
01:20:25,959 --> 01:20:27,709
MOTHER: I'm not surprised
if he didn't.

1552
01:20:27,709 --> 01:20:29,543
He always wanted
to be an only child,

1553
01:20:29,543 --> 01:20:31,209
always beetling off
by himself.

1554
01:20:31,209 --> 01:20:33,376
I bet, yeah. Yeah, I bet.

1555
01:20:33,376 --> 01:20:35,584
They didn't know what to do
with him at his school.

1556
01:20:35,584 --> 01:20:36,918
He was so clever.

1557
01:20:36,918 --> 01:20:38,334
That's why I think

1558
01:20:38,334 --> 01:20:40,001
he found it hard
to make friends.

1559
01:20:40,001 --> 01:20:41,334
The others were jealous.

1560
01:20:43,459 --> 01:20:47,043
And now he's the top scholar
at Oxford.

1561
01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:49,459
- (CHUCKLING)
- The top scholar?

1562
01:20:50,376 --> 01:20:51,459
God, he's so modest.

1563
01:20:51,459 --> 01:20:53,709
You know, I... I had no idea.
(CHUCKLES)

1564
01:20:53,709 --> 01:20:55,251
It's been hard not seeing him.

1565
01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:57,709
Yeah, but it must be a lot
of pressure, though, I expect.

1566
01:20:57,709 --> 01:20:58,793
Oh, yeah.

1567
01:20:58,793 --> 01:21:00,334
- Yeah, of course it is.
- I bet. Yeah, I can't imagine.

1568
01:21:00,334 --> 01:21:01,418
JEFF: Working day and night.

1569
01:21:01,418 --> 01:21:03,793
And then, on top of it all,
he's got the union.

1570
01:21:03,793 --> 01:21:05,251
- The plays.
- (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING NOISE)

1571
01:21:05,251 --> 01:21:06,334
- Yeah, the plays.
- JEFF: The rowing team.

1572
01:21:06,334 --> 01:21:07,459
- The rowing team?
- MOTHER: Oh, yeah...

1573
01:21:07,459 --> 01:21:09,293
OLIVER: I've gotta go.
JEFF: What d'you mean?

1574
01:21:09,293 --> 01:21:11,751
I've got these
horrible migraines.

1575
01:21:11,751 --> 01:21:14,459
Oh. Why don't you lie down
upstairs, darling?

1576
01:21:14,459 --> 01:21:15,876
I made your bed up
in case you wanted to stay.

1577
01:21:15,876 --> 01:21:16,959
We've got to get back.
We've...

1578
01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:18,668
We've got to get back
for my party.

1579
01:21:18,668 --> 01:21:19,751
Oliver...
Oliver, your mother spent

1580
01:21:19,751 --> 01:21:20,918
- all morning making lunch.
- MOTHER: It doesn't matter.

1581
01:21:20,918 --> 01:21:22,918
- It does matter. It does.
- MOTHER: No, it's all right.

1582
01:21:22,918 --> 01:21:24,584
- If he's not well...
- JEFF: It's not okay.

1583
01:21:24,584 --> 01:21:25,959
It doesn't matter,
it's only spag bol.

1584
01:21:25,959 --> 01:21:27,209
JEFF: And the cake?

1585
01:21:27,959 --> 01:21:29,084
It doesn't matter.

1586
01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:31,209
Of course we can stay,
we would love to stay.

1587
01:21:31,876 --> 01:21:32,959
Ollie, just take a pill
or something,

1588
01:21:32,959 --> 01:21:34,168
for Christ's sake.

1589
01:21:42,751 --> 01:21:44,168
I love spag bol.

1590
01:21:45,043 --> 01:21:47,043
(CAR RATTLING)

1591
01:21:51,084 --> 01:21:53,834
Felix, look, Felix,

1592
01:21:53,834 --> 01:21:55,168
please, let me just explain.

1593
01:21:55,168 --> 01:21:56,376
I think the best thing

1594
01:21:56,376 --> 01:21:58,209
is that you go home
after your party.

1595
01:21:58,209 --> 01:21:59,626
It's too late
to cancel it now,

1596
01:21:59,626 --> 01:22:01,084
and summer's almost finished anyway.

1597
01:22:01,084 --> 01:22:04,084
So I think we'll have
your party tonight, and...

1598
01:22:05,709 --> 01:22:07,418
I will see you back at Oxford.

1599
01:22:07,418 --> 01:22:08,876
And we can still be friends, though?

1600
01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:11,543
I mean, we're going
to laugh about this.

1601
01:22:12,334 --> 01:22:13,459
I... I...

1602
01:22:14,626 --> 01:22:15,793
I don't even know
why I said it.

1603
01:22:15,793 --> 01:22:17,168
It's just a stupid thing
to say...

1604
01:22:17,168 --> 01:22:18,668
FELIX: No, it's fucking weird,
is what it is, mate.

1605
01:22:18,668 --> 01:22:20,126
Honestly, I don't
even know where to start.

1606
01:22:20,126 --> 01:22:22,334
I mean,
you're a fucking liar, Ollie.

1607
01:22:26,876 --> 01:22:27,876
(SIGHS)

1608
01:22:27,876 --> 01:22:28,959
Why would you lie?

1609
01:22:34,126 --> 01:22:35,501
I just wanted
to be your friend.

1610
01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:46,584
Look, let's just
get through tonight.

1611
01:22:46,584 --> 01:22:48,043
Can you not tell your family, please?

1612
01:22:48,043 --> 01:22:49,668
Of course not. Fucking hell!

1613
01:22:49,668 --> 01:22:51,168
It's dark enough as it is!

1614
01:22:54,168 --> 01:22:55,834
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

1615
01:22:57,918 --> 01:22:59,876
(CRYING)

1616
01:23:07,584 --> 01:23:08,959
(INHALING DEEPLY)

1617
01:23:12,709 --> 01:23:13,876
(EXHALES)

1618
01:23:21,418 --> 01:23:23,043
(<i>PERFECT EXCEEDER</i> PLAYING)

1619
01:23:23,043 --> 01:23:25,168
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

1620
01:23:25,168 --> 01:23:26,251
Duncan.

1621
01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:27,543
- Yes?
- Orchid.

1622
01:23:27,543 --> 01:23:28,793
<i>♪ Watch me work it,
I'm perfect ♪</i>

1623
01:23:28,793 --> 01:23:30,626
<i>♪ One, two, three, four ♪</i>

1624
01:23:30,626 --> 01:23:32,584
<i>♪ Let me hear you scream
If you want some more ♪</i>

1625
01:23:32,584 --> 01:23:34,376
- (GLASSES CLINKING)
- Cheers!

1626
01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,418
<i>♪ Watch me work it,
I'm perfect ♪</i>

1627
01:23:36,418 --> 01:23:38,293
(PEOPLE LAUGHING)

1628
01:23:38,293 --> 01:23:39,418
SIR JAMES: Uh-oh.

1629
01:23:39,418 --> 01:23:40,626
ELSPETH: Oh,
it's George's daughter.

1630
01:23:40,626 --> 01:23:41,834
SIR JAMES: Uh-oh, uh-oh.

1631
01:23:42,501 --> 01:23:44,626
ELSPETH: Oh, dear,
she's just like her mother.

1632
01:23:44,626 --> 01:23:47,709
(GIRL VOMITING, COUGHS)

1633
01:23:47,709 --> 01:23:48,793
<i>♪ That's right
I'm a superstar ♪</i>

1634
01:23:48,793 --> 01:23:50,376
<i>♪ Everybody wanna come up
When I'm at the bar ♪</i>

1635
01:23:50,376 --> 01:23:52,209
<i>♪ All the people wanna try
It's like give me some more ♪</i>

1636
01:23:52,209 --> 01:23:54,501
<i>♪ Try a little harder, honey
Give me some more ♪</i>

1637
01:23:54,501 --> 01:23:55,959
<i>♪ Let's go I'm a superstar ♪</i>

1638
01:23:55,959 --> 01:23:57,876
<i>♪ Getting busy with the boys
Hanging at the bar ♪</i>

1639
01:23:57,876 --> 01:23:59,709
<i>♪ Everybody coming close
'cause they all want me ♪</i>

1640
01:23:59,709 --> 01:24:00,876
<i>♪ You all knew
When you saw me ♪</i>

1641
01:24:00,876 --> 01:24:02,751
<i>♪ I like how you look
Baby call me, call me ♪</i>

1642
01:24:02,751 --> 01:24:04,501
<i>♪ One, two, three, four ♪</i>

1643
01:24:04,501 --> 01:24:06,334
<i>♪ Let me hear you scream
If you want some more ♪</i>

1644
01:24:06,959 --> 01:24:09,043
MAN: Hey! Hey!

1645
01:24:10,251 --> 01:24:11,668
OLIVER: Have you seen Felix?

1646
01:24:12,793 --> 01:24:13,793
Nope.

1647
01:24:13,793 --> 01:24:15,001
(PEOPLE SHOUTING CHEERFULLY)

1648
01:24:15,001 --> 01:24:16,209
(CHUCKLING)

1649
01:24:17,834 --> 01:24:19,001
FELIX: Which one's
the biggest...

1650
01:24:19,001 --> 01:24:20,168
Oh, no.

1651
01:24:20,168 --> 01:24:22,126
- Oh, fuck.
- OLIVER: Felix.

1652
01:24:22,876 --> 01:24:24,709
Can I, er, talk to you
for one second?

1653
01:24:24,709 --> 01:24:25,793
(GIRL GROANS)

1654
01:24:27,584 --> 01:24:29,459
(CLEARS THROAT)
You can't ignore me forever.

1655
01:24:29,459 --> 01:24:30,626
I can try.

1656
01:24:30,626 --> 01:24:32,418
OLIVER: Felix,
we need to talk.

1657
01:24:32,418 --> 01:24:33,626
Felix, come on!

1658
01:24:33,626 --> 01:24:34,709
Look, man, I tried to be nice,

1659
01:24:34,709 --> 01:24:36,293
but can you fuck off
and bother somebody else?

1660
01:24:36,293 --> 01:24:37,876
(GIRL CHUCKLES)

1661
01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:45,376
Who was that?

1662
01:24:47,709 --> 01:24:49,709
(ROAST SKEWERS SQUEAKING)

1663
01:25:18,709 --> 01:25:20,001
OLIVER: (SIGHS)
Hello, Farleigh.

1664
01:25:20,001 --> 01:25:22,126
How did you know it was me?

1665
01:25:22,709 --> 01:25:23,709
Signet ring.

1666
01:25:25,793 --> 01:25:26,793
(CHUCKLES) God.

1667
01:25:26,793 --> 01:25:28,709
You really do notice
everything, don't you?

1668
01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:31,959
Have they seen you yet?

1669
01:25:32,584 --> 01:25:33,876
Not yet. (SIGHS)

1670
01:25:34,918 --> 01:25:35,918
(SNORTS)

1671
01:25:36,543 --> 01:25:37,876
Yeah, they'll go ballistic.

1672
01:25:38,793 --> 01:25:39,793
I doubt it.

1673
01:25:40,459 --> 01:25:41,918
They invited me. (SNIFFS)

1674
01:25:44,084 --> 01:25:45,334
OLIVER: Ohhh!
FARLEIGH: Mmm.

1675
01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:47,751
Mmm.

1676
01:25:48,251 --> 01:25:49,668
(CHORTLES)

1677
01:25:50,584 --> 01:25:52,251
God, the look on your face.

1678
01:25:52,251 --> 01:25:54,126
They can't have invited you.

1679
01:25:54,126 --> 01:25:56,543
Oh, Oliver,
you'll never catch on.

1680
01:25:57,793 --> 01:25:59,084
This place...

1681
01:25:59,918 --> 01:26:01,668
(CHUCKLES) You know,
it's not for you.

1682
01:26:02,793 --> 01:26:05,209
It is a fucking dream.

1683
01:26:05,209 --> 01:26:07,209
It is an anecdote
you'll bore your fat kids

1684
01:26:07,209 --> 01:26:08,418
with at Christmas.

1685
01:26:09,209 --> 01:26:11,834
Oliver's once in a lifetime

1686
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:15,334
handjob on a hay bale,
golden, big boy summer!

1687
01:26:15,834 --> 01:26:17,918
(LAUGHING)

1688
01:26:17,918 --> 01:26:19,293
You'll cling on to it,

1689
01:26:19,876 --> 01:26:21,918
and comb over it,
and jerk off to it,

1690
01:26:21,918 --> 01:26:24,209
and you'll wonder how
you could ever

1691
01:26:24,876 --> 01:26:27,834
ever, ever, ever get it back.

1692
01:26:28,626 --> 01:26:30,001
But you don't get it back.

1693
01:26:32,584 --> 01:26:34,209
Because your summer's over.

1694
01:26:36,251 --> 01:26:37,376
And so you...

1695
01:26:37,376 --> 01:26:39,334
(CHUCKLING) Oh...

1696
01:26:39,334 --> 01:26:40,459
You...

1697
01:26:41,251 --> 01:26:42,459
catch a train...

1698
01:26:44,334 --> 01:26:46,459
to whatever
creepy doll factory

1699
01:26:46,459 --> 01:26:48,501
it is they make Olivers in.

1700
01:26:48,501 --> 01:26:51,709
And I come back here.

1701
01:26:54,959 --> 01:26:56,293
This isn't a dream to me.

1702
01:26:58,084 --> 01:26:59,126
It's my house.

1703
01:27:01,334 --> 01:27:05,001
So whatever happens,
I always come back.

1704
01:27:08,459 --> 01:27:10,043
Try harder next time, baby.

1705
01:27:12,001 --> 01:27:16,126
ALL: <i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1706
01:27:16,918 --> 01:27:21,209
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1707
01:27:21,209 --> 01:27:24,584
<i>♪ Happy birthday dear... ♪</i>

1708
01:27:25,751 --> 01:27:27,543
MAN: Shit,
I can't remember his name.

1709
01:27:27,543 --> 01:27:28,709
(ALL SNORTING AND GIGGLING)

1710
01:27:28,709 --> 01:27:33,334
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

1711
01:27:33,334 --> 01:27:35,084
- WOMAN: Whoo!
- (PEOPLE MURMUR INDISTINCTLY)

1712
01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,959
(ALL CHEERING)

1713
01:27:39,584 --> 01:27:41,584
(<i>HAPPINESS</i> BY TOMCRAFT
PLAYING)

1714
01:27:49,709 --> 01:27:53,126
<i>♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪</i>

1715
01:27:53,126 --> 01:27:56,709
<i>♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪</i>

1716
01:27:56,709 --> 01:27:57,793
<i>♪ How could you guess ♪</i>

1717
01:27:58,251 --> 01:28:01,001
<i>♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪</i>

1718
01:28:01,001 --> 01:28:03,793
<i>♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪</i>

1719
01:28:04,293 --> 01:28:07,876
<i>♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪</i>

1720
01:28:07,876 --> 01:28:11,293
<i>♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪</i>

1721
01:28:11,293 --> 01:28:12,834
<i>♪ How could you guess ♪</i>

1722
01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:15,501
<i>♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪</i>

1723
01:28:15,501 --> 01:28:18,418
<i>♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪</i>

1724
01:28:33,376 --> 01:28:36,751
<i>♪ Happiness seems
To be loneliness ♪</i>

1725
01:28:36,751 --> 01:28:40,043
<i>♪ And loneliness
Killed my world ♪</i>

1726
01:28:40,043 --> 01:28:41,751
<i>♪ How could you guess ♪</i>

1727
01:28:41,751 --> 01:28:44,626
<i>♪ When you're only
Thinking of yourself? ♪</i>

1728
01:28:44,626 --> 01:28:47,543
<i>♪ How you looked
At other girls ♪</i>

1729
01:28:48,501 --> 01:28:50,501
(PEOPLE CHEERING, WHISTLING)

1730
01:28:56,668 --> 01:28:58,668
(BOTH CHUCKLING)

1731
01:29:20,584 --> 01:29:23,584
(INDIA AND FELIX CHUCKLING)

1732
01:29:50,751 --> 01:29:51,751
(SIGHS)

1733
01:29:51,751 --> 01:29:53,834
(FELIX GRUNTING)

1734
01:29:56,168 --> 01:29:58,001
(INDIA AND FELIX MOANING)

1735
01:30:00,959 --> 01:30:03,251
- Felix.
- FELIX: Oh, Jesus Christ!

1736
01:30:03,251 --> 01:30:04,376
What the fuck
are you doing here?

1737
01:30:04,376 --> 01:30:06,626
OLIVER: I need to talk to you.
INDIA: Were you spying on us?

1738
01:30:06,626 --> 01:30:07,876
No, I wasn't.

1739
01:30:07,876 --> 01:30:10,084
You know,
you two are fucking gross.

1740
01:30:10,084 --> 01:30:11,251
FELIX: Fucking hell, mate.

1741
01:30:11,834 --> 01:30:13,501
(GROANS) God...

1742
01:30:13,501 --> 01:30:15,459
What the fuck
is wrong with you, Oliver?

1743
01:30:15,459 --> 01:30:16,918
Leave me the fuck alone!

1744
01:30:16,918 --> 01:30:18,418
- No, we need to talk.
- Please stop.

1745
01:30:18,418 --> 01:30:20,209
We can't... We can't,
are you fucking crazy?

1746
01:30:20,209 --> 01:30:22,251
- You can't just throw me away.
- Get the fuck away from me.

1747
01:30:23,543 --> 01:30:24,543
Ah, fuck...

1748
01:30:24,543 --> 01:30:27,043
Look, I just gave you
what you wanted!

1749
01:30:30,001 --> 01:30:31,251
Like everyone else does.

1750
01:30:31,793 --> 01:30:34,168
Everyone puts on
a show for Felix.

1751
01:30:37,084 --> 01:30:38,543
So I'm sorry that...
(STAMMERS)

1752
01:30:38,543 --> 01:30:40,334
my performance
wasn't good enough.

1753
01:30:42,043 --> 01:30:43,043
I think...

1754
01:30:43,959 --> 01:30:45,376
I think you need
to see somebody.

1755
01:30:45,376 --> 01:30:46,626
You need help, okay?
Seriously.

1756
01:30:46,626 --> 01:30:47,918
No. No, I don't.

1757
01:30:47,918 --> 01:30:50,668
I just need you to understand
how much I fucking love you.

1758
01:30:51,793 --> 01:30:53,959
You're the only friend
I ever had, Felix.

1759
01:30:56,168 --> 01:30:57,251
Okay...

1760
01:30:57,251 --> 01:30:59,959
I mean, doesn't this
just prove how much,

1761
01:30:59,959 --> 01:31:01,751
how much of a good friend
I actually am?

1762
01:31:02,751 --> 01:31:04,084
How well I actually know you?

1763
01:31:04,959 --> 01:31:06,376
I'm still the same person.

1764
01:31:07,959 --> 01:31:10,126
Yeah?
I'm still the same person.

1765
01:31:12,793 --> 01:31:14,126
I don't know what you are.

1766
01:31:18,334 --> 01:31:19,501
But I do know you,

1767
01:31:20,209 --> 01:31:22,709
you make my fucking blood
run cold.

1768
01:31:28,043 --> 01:31:29,918
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

1769
01:31:40,126 --> 01:31:41,334
Wait there a sec.

1770
01:31:43,793 --> 01:31:44,959
(GAGS)

1771
01:31:44,959 --> 01:31:46,209
OLIVER: Fuck. Ah.

1772
01:31:47,418 --> 01:31:49,418
(VOMITING)

1773
01:32:03,793 --> 01:32:05,334
- Better?
- Fuck you.

1774
01:32:08,543 --> 01:32:09,876
FELIX: I think
you should go to bed.

1775
01:32:13,418 --> 01:32:15,209
I don't care
what you think any more.

1776
01:32:27,001 --> 01:32:28,876
(SIGHING) Oh, fuck.

1777
01:32:32,043 --> 01:32:34,209
(SOMBRE MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

1778
01:32:57,834 --> 01:32:59,834
(SNIFFLING SOFTLY)

1779
01:33:08,376 --> 01:33:10,376
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

1780
01:33:37,793 --> 01:33:39,043
ELSPETH: (DISTANTLY) Felix!

1781
01:33:41,084 --> 01:33:42,626
VENETIA: (DISTANTLY) Felix!
SIR JAMES: Felix!

1782
01:33:45,043 --> 01:33:46,168
Felix!

1783
01:33:49,584 --> 01:33:51,209
(DISTANT THUDDING)

1784
01:33:58,168 --> 01:33:59,168
(SNIFFLES)

1785
01:33:59,751 --> 01:34:01,751
(FOREBODING MUSIC PLAYING)

1786
01:34:12,709 --> 01:34:14,168
OLIVER: <i>You don't need
to be told, do you?</i>

1787
01:34:18,168 --> 01:34:19,293
<i>You already know.</i>

1788
01:34:24,918 --> 01:34:27,793
<i>You're just turning the handle
on a jack in the box.</i>

1789
01:34:30,251 --> 01:34:32,626
<i>Walking towards
the end of the world.</i>

1790
01:34:50,168 --> 01:34:51,959
<i>Knowing that any second...</i>

1791
01:34:58,209 --> 01:35:00,209
<i>the ground
was gonna fall away.</i>

1792
01:35:11,043 --> 01:35:13,168
(ELSPETH SCREAMING)

1793
01:35:19,709 --> 01:35:21,001
It's the end of everything.

1794
01:36:10,834 --> 01:36:12,334
Darling, darling boy.

1795
01:36:14,209 --> 01:36:15,709
- My darling boy.
- (BOTH CRYING)

1796
01:36:18,418 --> 01:36:19,918
Help me move him.

1797
01:36:19,918 --> 01:36:21,251
We need to get him inside.

1798
01:36:21,251 --> 01:36:22,334
Get him warm.

1799
01:36:23,918 --> 01:36:25,209
(GRUNTING)

1800
01:36:25,209 --> 01:36:26,751
(PANTING)

1801
01:36:26,751 --> 01:36:28,293
I just need
to get him warmed up.

1802
01:36:30,334 --> 01:36:31,501
Felix, darling,

1803
01:36:32,334 --> 01:36:33,793
where's your jumper?

1804
01:36:33,793 --> 01:36:35,001
Hmm?

1805
01:36:35,001 --> 01:36:36,168
Where's your jumper?

1806
01:36:36,168 --> 01:36:38,293
(VENETIA CRYING)

1807
01:36:39,918 --> 01:36:41,668
Come on now! Help me.

1808
01:36:43,418 --> 01:36:44,834
I don't think
we can move him, James.

1809
01:36:44,834 --> 01:36:47,251
I think... I think the police.

1810
01:36:47,251 --> 01:36:48,334
Yes.

1811
01:36:49,209 --> 01:36:50,418
Yes, come away, darling.

1812
01:36:52,376 --> 01:36:53,376
It's nearly lunch.

1813
01:36:53,918 --> 01:36:54,918
Yes.

1814
01:37:09,418 --> 01:37:11,501
(MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY)

1815
01:37:19,251 --> 01:37:21,334
(CUTLERY CLINKING)

1816
01:37:26,209 --> 01:37:27,209
What is it, Duncan?

1817
01:37:27,209 --> 01:37:29,209
DUNCAN: It's the police,
Your Ladyship.

1818
01:37:30,584 --> 01:37:31,751
They're having trouble.

1819
01:37:33,251 --> 01:37:34,501
What kind of trouble?

1820
01:37:34,501 --> 01:37:36,543
They keep getting lost
in the maze.

1821
01:37:36,543 --> 01:37:37,626
(FARLEIGH SCOFFS)

1822
01:37:38,168 --> 01:37:39,168
SIR JAMES: And?

1823
01:37:40,626 --> 01:37:42,126
(WHISPERS) May I send
one of the gardeners

1824
01:37:42,126 --> 01:37:43,334
- to assist them, sir?
- Fine.

1825
01:37:46,001 --> 01:37:47,501
(DOOR CLOSES)

1826
01:37:47,501 --> 01:37:48,584
Oliver, darling.

1827
01:37:48,584 --> 01:37:50,293
Why don't you tell us
about last night?

1828
01:37:52,543 --> 01:37:53,626
- Last night?
- ELSPETH: Mmm.

1829
01:37:53,626 --> 01:37:55,084
Did you have a lovely time?

1830
01:37:55,876 --> 01:37:57,626
Yeah, it was, er, wonderful.

1831
01:37:58,209 --> 01:37:59,459
- Thank you.
- ELSPETH: Oh, good.

1832
01:37:59,459 --> 01:38:01,168
I think it was a hit.
Don't you, darling?

1833
01:38:01,168 --> 01:38:02,543
Oh, yes, a triumph.

1834
01:38:02,543 --> 01:38:04,251
ELSPETH: Yes. The house
looked good, didn't it?

1835
01:38:04,251 --> 01:38:06,584
- SIR JAMES: Beautiful.
- And that cake was...

1836
01:38:06,584 --> 01:38:08,001
ELSPETH: Oh, did you like it?

1837
01:38:08,001 --> 01:38:09,709
- Mm-hmm.
- I never had any in the end.

1838
01:38:09,709 --> 01:38:11,001
That's always the way,
isn't it?

1839
01:38:11,001 --> 01:38:12,251
You end up running around
so much

1840
01:38:12,251 --> 01:38:13,543
you miss the actual party.

1841
01:38:16,751 --> 01:38:17,834
What now?

1842
01:38:18,959 --> 01:38:21,459
May I be permitted
to close the curtains, sir?

1843
01:38:22,501 --> 01:38:24,334
Sir, the coroner's outside

1844
01:38:24,334 --> 01:38:26,168
and may need
to pass the window with...

1845
01:38:26,168 --> 01:38:27,793
Yes, thank you. Close them.

1846
01:38:29,209 --> 01:38:31,501
I don't normally
like chocolate cake.

1847
01:38:31,501 --> 01:38:33,543
Yes, it can be cloying,
can't it?

1848
01:38:33,543 --> 01:38:35,793
Mmm, but last night
it was so light.

1849
01:38:35,793 --> 01:38:38,459
ELSPETH: Yes, Lynn has always
been an expert with cakes.

1850
01:38:38,459 --> 01:38:40,251
Yes, cold hands, apparently.

1851
01:38:40,251 --> 01:38:41,584
You have to have cold hands.

1852
01:38:41,584 --> 01:38:43,793
- OLIVER: Mm-hmm, I've heard.
- (CURTAIN ROD THUDDING)

1853
01:38:43,793 --> 01:38:45,626
So the butter doesn't melt.

1854
01:38:45,626 --> 01:38:47,293
ELSPETH: Although
I would think

1855
01:38:47,293 --> 01:38:48,793
that applied more
to pastry than to...

1856
01:38:48,793 --> 01:38:51,751
Duncan, just get them closed,
for Christ's sake!

1857
01:38:51,751 --> 01:38:54,168
DUNCAN: Yes, I am trying, sir.
I can't.

1858
01:38:57,501 --> 01:38:58,668
- (DRAWING CURTAIN)
- I'm so sorry.

1859
01:39:00,001 --> 01:39:01,084
I'm so sorry.

1860
01:39:06,418 --> 01:39:07,709
(MUFFLED SOB)

1861
01:39:07,709 --> 01:39:09,668
(GURNEY SQUEAKING OUTSIDE)

1862
01:39:09,668 --> 01:39:11,709
(SIGHS)

1863
01:39:11,709 --> 01:39:13,084
(BREATHING SHAKILY)

1864
01:39:15,584 --> 01:39:18,418
(GAGGING)

1865
01:39:27,751 --> 01:39:29,376
- (MUFFLED SOBBING)
- (GROANS)

1866
01:39:29,376 --> 01:39:31,376
- FARLEIGH: Oh, my God.
- (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

1867
01:39:31,376 --> 01:39:32,459
(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

1868
01:39:32,459 --> 01:39:34,959
Er, may I be excused, please?

1869
01:39:34,959 --> 01:39:36,584
No, we haven't finished lunch.

1870
01:39:36,584 --> 01:39:38,584
Lunch is cold.

1871
01:39:39,168 --> 01:39:41,293
You want me just to eat it
like nothing's happening?

1872
01:39:41,293 --> 01:39:42,918
What else is there to do, darling?

1873
01:39:42,918 --> 01:39:45,584
- Anything! Anything!
- (YELLING) Farleigh!

1874
01:39:45,584 --> 01:39:46,918
Will you be quiet?

1875
01:39:46,918 --> 01:39:48,751
Sit down
and eat the bloody pie!

1876
01:39:48,751 --> 01:39:50,001
Just eat it!

1877
01:39:50,001 --> 01:39:52,001
Eat it and shut up!

1878
01:39:52,001 --> 01:39:53,543
Eat the bloody pie!

1879
01:39:53,543 --> 01:39:55,626
(COUGHING AND SOBBING)

1880
01:39:56,501 --> 01:39:58,668
You're not the only person
here with feelings.

1881
01:40:00,418 --> 01:40:02,959
None of us wants
your bloody American feelings.

1882
01:40:02,959 --> 01:40:04,501
I think it's delicious.

1883
01:40:05,459 --> 01:40:06,501
(SNIFFLES)

1884
01:40:10,543 --> 01:40:12,584
FARLEIGH: What the fuck
are you still doing here?

1885
01:40:14,793 --> 01:40:16,668
Wait, does no one else
find it weird?

1886
01:40:18,459 --> 01:40:19,834
No one else finds that weird?

1887
01:40:19,834 --> 01:40:21,709
I wouldn't throw stones
if I was you, Farleigh.

1888
01:40:21,709 --> 01:40:23,459
- FARLEIGH: Excuse me?
- Please stop.

1889
01:40:23,459 --> 01:40:25,501
- SIR JAMES: What is he saying?
- I... I have no idea.

1890
01:40:25,501 --> 01:40:27,876
What I'm saying
is I would feel guilty too.

1891
01:40:27,876 --> 01:40:29,418
- Guilty?
- OLIVER: If I was the one

1892
01:40:29,418 --> 01:40:31,709
racking up lines
the night someone died.

1893
01:40:33,918 --> 01:40:36,751
- Fuck you.
- That's not a denial.

1894
01:40:37,793 --> 01:40:38,959
Is that true?

1895
01:40:41,334 --> 01:40:42,334
Search Farleigh's room.

1896
01:40:42,334 --> 01:40:43,501
- Yes, sir.
- No.

1897
01:40:46,293 --> 01:40:47,293
Get out!

1898
01:40:47,293 --> 01:40:49,084
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- (SOBBING) No, wait...

1899
01:40:49,084 --> 01:40:50,751
- Erm...
- What's happening?

1900
01:40:50,751 --> 01:40:52,543
Aunt Elspeth... Elspeth...

1901
01:40:52,543 --> 01:40:54,168
Don't you dare look at her!

1902
01:40:54,876 --> 01:40:55,876
Get out!

1903
01:40:58,209 --> 01:40:59,834
I won't mention this
to the police.

1904
01:41:00,709 --> 01:41:01,959
That's all you'll get.

1905
01:41:01,959 --> 01:41:03,043
Nothing more,

1906
01:41:03,668 --> 01:41:04,709
ever again.

1907
01:41:09,043 --> 01:41:10,959
(FARLEIGH BREATHING HEAVILY)

1908
01:41:15,084 --> 01:41:17,001
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

1909
01:41:19,126 --> 01:41:21,334
(<i>LORD OF ALL HOPEFULNESS</i>
PLAYING)

1910
01:41:28,043 --> 01:41:32,501
<i>♪ Lord of all hopefulness ♪</i>

1911
01:41:32,501 --> 01:41:36,293
<i>♪ Lord of all joy ♪</i>

1912
01:41:36,293 --> 01:41:40,709
<i>♪ Whose trust,
Ever child-like ♪</i>

1913
01:41:40,709 --> 01:41:44,918
<i>♪ No cares could destroy ♪</i>

1914
01:41:45,584 --> 01:41:50,001
<i>♪ Be there at our waking ♪</i>

1915
01:41:50,001 --> 01:41:54,251
<i>♪ And give us, we pray ♪</i>

1916
01:41:54,793 --> 01:41:59,251
<i>♪ Your bliss in our hearts,
Lord ♪</i>

1917
01:41:59,251 --> 01:42:04,126
<i>♪ At the break of the day ♪</i>

1918
01:42:12,626 --> 01:42:14,084
<i>♪ Lord of all eagerness ♪</i>

1919
01:42:14,084 --> 01:42:15,793
SIR JAMES: See you back
at the house, Oliver.

1920
01:42:17,168 --> 01:42:20,459
<i>♪ Lord of all faith ♪</i>

1921
01:42:21,126 --> 01:42:24,709
<i>♪ Whose strong hands
Were skilled ♪</i>

1922
01:42:24,709 --> 01:42:29,543
<i>♪ At the plane and the lathe ♪</i>

1923
01:42:30,418 --> 01:42:35,043
<i>♪ Be there at our labours ♪</i>

1924
01:42:35,043 --> 01:42:39,001
<i>♪ And give us, we pray ♪</i>

1925
01:42:41,376 --> 01:42:42,376
(STONE SPLASHES)

1926
01:42:42,376 --> 01:42:44,668
<i>♪ Your strength in our hearts,
Lord ♪</i>

1927
01:42:44,668 --> 01:42:49,418
<i>♪ At the noon of the day ♪</i>

1928
01:42:58,043 --> 01:43:02,709
<i>♪ Lord of all kindliness ♪</i>

1929
01:43:02,709 --> 01:43:06,334
<i>♪ Lord of all grace ♪</i>

1930
01:43:07,043 --> 01:43:11,668
<i>♪ Your hands swift
To welcome ♪</i>

1931
01:43:11,668 --> 01:43:16,293
<i>♪ Your arms to embrace ♪</i>

1932
01:43:16,918 --> 01:43:21,626
<i>♪ Be there at our homing ♪</i>

1933
01:43:21,626 --> 01:43:26,043
<i>♪ And give us, we pray ♪</i>

1934
01:43:27,126 --> 01:43:32,043
<i>♪ Your love in our hearts,
Lord ♪</i>

1935
01:43:32,043 --> 01:43:37,251
<i>♪ At the eve of the day ♪</i>

1936
01:43:46,209 --> 01:43:51,834
<i>♪ Lord of all gentleness ♪</i>

1937
01:43:51,834 --> 01:43:55,876
<i>♪ Lord of all calm ♪</i>

1938
01:43:55,876 --> 01:44:00,918
<i>♪ Whose voice is contentment ♪</i>

1939
01:44:00,918 --> 01:44:05,793
<i>♪ Whose presence is balm ♪</i>

1940
01:44:06,334 --> 01:44:11,668
<i>♪ Be there at our sleeping ♪</i>

1941
01:44:11,668 --> 01:44:16,084
<i>♪ And give us, we pray ♪</i>

1942
01:44:17,043 --> 01:44:22,918
<i>♪ Your peace in our hearts,
Lord ♪</i>

1943
01:44:22,918 --> 01:44:26,793
<i>♪ At the end of the day ♪</i>

1944
01:44:26,793 --> 01:44:28,876
(SOBBING)

1945
01:44:33,584 --> 01:44:35,584
(RAIN PATTERING)

1946
01:45:14,543 --> 01:45:15,793
(MOANING SOFTLY)

1947
01:45:31,376 --> 01:45:32,876
(CRYING)

1948
01:45:49,709 --> 01:45:50,959
SIR JAMES: The vicar did well.

1949
01:45:50,959 --> 01:45:53,918
ELSPETH: (SNIFFLING) Yes,
so much nicer than his father.

1950
01:45:53,918 --> 01:45:55,376
Oh, he was all right.

1951
01:45:55,376 --> 01:45:56,751
Just a little old fashioned.

1952
01:45:56,751 --> 01:45:58,418
Extremely old fashioned.

1953
01:45:58,959 --> 01:46:00,376
Do you remember
Felix's christening?

1954
01:46:00,376 --> 01:46:01,876
- Mm-hmm.
-"You can't possibly

1955
01:46:01,876 --> 01:46:03,626
"have River as a middle name."
Do you remember?

1956
01:46:03,626 --> 01:46:06,376
Hm. (CHUCKLING) I remember
you giving him what for.

1957
01:46:08,293 --> 01:46:09,501
It doesn't matter now.

1958
01:46:10,501 --> 01:46:12,876
It doesn't matter
what his middle name is now.

1959
01:46:12,876 --> 01:46:14,626
- Darling.
- ELSPETH: He was right.

1960
01:46:14,626 --> 01:46:16,668
River is quite silly.

1961
01:46:16,668 --> 01:46:19,459
But I suppose you don't pick
your child's name

1962
01:46:19,459 --> 01:46:21,876
imagining that one day
you'll have to think about

1963
01:46:21,876 --> 01:46:23,584
how it will look...

1964
01:46:26,959 --> 01:46:28,043
carved on a...

1965
01:46:29,126 --> 01:46:31,543
(INHALES SHAKILY) headstone.
Choose a font.

1966
01:46:31,543 --> 01:46:32,918
What font did you choose?

1967
01:46:35,209 --> 01:46:36,376
Times New Roman.

1968
01:46:38,918 --> 01:46:40,126
On local stone.

1969
01:46:40,668 --> 01:46:42,293
- It'll be good, I think.
- Yeah, yeah.

1970
01:46:43,084 --> 01:46:45,168
It's a good choice. Solid.

1971
01:46:45,168 --> 01:46:46,543
(CHUCKLES BITTERLY)

1972
01:46:47,251 --> 01:46:48,293
I'll leave you.

1973
01:46:48,293 --> 01:46:50,793
You're not going anywhere,
Oliver, darling?

1974
01:46:50,793 --> 01:46:52,168
I was just going upstairs.

1975
01:46:52,168 --> 01:46:53,584
But you're not leaving us?

1976
01:46:55,293 --> 01:46:56,793
You're not leaving Saltburn?

1977
01:47:03,959 --> 01:47:06,043
(WATER SPLASHES)

1978
01:47:06,043 --> 01:47:07,543
(DOOR OPENS)

1979
01:47:08,584 --> 01:47:09,959
Ah, sorry.

1980
01:47:10,876 --> 01:47:14,959
Your politeness is so grating.

1981
01:47:14,959 --> 01:47:18,751
- Do you know that?
- Erm, sorry?

1982
01:47:18,751 --> 01:47:20,209
You're always sorry.

1983
01:47:21,459 --> 01:47:26,001
Always flinching away
like a little fucking...

1984
01:47:27,626 --> 01:47:28,751
serf.

1985
01:47:36,293 --> 01:47:37,293
I saw you.

1986
01:47:39,876 --> 01:47:42,126
Sobbing in the church
at the funeral.

1987
01:47:43,293 --> 01:47:45,876
I watched you weeping away
and I just...

1988
01:47:47,626 --> 01:47:49,459
I felt so sorry for you.

1989
01:47:51,418 --> 01:47:52,459
So sorry.

1990
01:47:55,543 --> 01:47:56,918
And then I remembered...

1991
01:48:01,001 --> 01:48:03,709
(CHUCKLING)
and I started laughing.

1992
01:48:06,209 --> 01:48:07,876
(LAUGHING)

1993
01:48:11,418 --> 01:48:12,501
I just...

1994
01:48:13,793 --> 01:48:16,168
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
I just couldn't stop laughing

1995
01:48:16,168 --> 01:48:19,168
because I...
I remembered that...

1996
01:48:20,793 --> 01:48:24,084
that you only knew him for...

1997
01:48:26,168 --> 01:48:28,084
six months?

1998
01:48:30,209 --> 01:48:32,001
(SOFTLY)
You hardly knew him, Ollie.

1999
01:48:32,834 --> 01:48:35,334
You have nothing to do

2000
01:48:35,334 --> 01:48:38,751
with him, with us,

2001
01:48:39,459 --> 01:48:40,543
with here.

2002
01:48:41,626 --> 01:48:43,168
Nothing at all.

2003
01:48:45,001 --> 01:48:47,084
You're just a stranger.

2004
01:48:48,626 --> 01:48:51,959
- It's very late.
- Yet, here you are.

2005
01:48:52,959 --> 01:48:54,751
Right in the middle of it all.

2006
01:48:55,376 --> 01:48:56,376
Ooh.

2007
01:48:58,126 --> 01:49:01,543
Stranger fucking danger.

2008
01:49:01,543 --> 01:49:03,584
- (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah, I'm going to bed.

2009
01:49:04,418 --> 01:49:05,751
Ollie, you know...

2010
01:49:06,626 --> 01:49:08,376
You know what
Daddy's starting to call you?

2011
01:49:09,793 --> 01:49:11,084
Spiderman.

2012
01:49:12,584 --> 01:49:14,376
- Really?
- Because you're always

2013
01:49:14,376 --> 01:49:16,501
just skulking around.

2014
01:49:17,459 --> 01:49:24,043
Weaving your spider-y,
Oliver-y web.

2015
01:49:25,209 --> 01:49:26,918
Good night.
Drink some water...

2016
01:49:26,918 --> 01:49:30,043
Hey, Ollie, Ollie,
don't be upset.

2017
01:49:32,584 --> 01:49:34,126
I don't think you're a spider.

2018
01:49:37,209 --> 01:49:39,918
I think you're a moth.

2019
01:49:42,418 --> 01:49:44,001
I'm right, aren't I?

2020
01:49:46,084 --> 01:49:47,501
Quiet...

2021
01:49:49,126 --> 01:49:50,376
harmless...

2022
01:49:51,126 --> 01:49:53,501
drawn to shiny things...

2023
01:49:55,043 --> 01:49:58,584
batting up against
the window...

2024
01:50:02,793 --> 01:50:06,126
just desperate to get in.

2025
01:50:09,626 --> 01:50:11,001
Well, you've done it now.

2026
01:50:16,876 --> 01:50:19,543
You've made your holes

2027
01:50:20,543 --> 01:50:21,834
in everything.

2028
01:50:25,084 --> 01:50:27,293
You'll eat us
from the inside out.

2029
01:50:27,293 --> 01:50:29,293
- You've drunk way too much.
- Yeah.

2030
01:50:29,293 --> 01:50:30,418
Hm.

2031
01:50:33,418 --> 01:50:34,959
Isn't that his aftershave?

2032
01:50:34,959 --> 01:50:36,168
Hm?

2033
01:50:38,668 --> 01:50:43,209
You are a fucking freak.

2034
01:50:43,709 --> 01:50:46,501
I bet you're wearing
his underwear too, aren't you?

2035
01:50:46,501 --> 01:50:47,584
Yeah.

2036
01:50:47,584 --> 01:50:51,209
You disgusting little nobody.

2037
01:50:51,209 --> 01:50:52,584
Oh, my God!

2038
01:50:52,584 --> 01:50:54,626
You ate him right up

2039
01:50:54,626 --> 01:50:58,043
and you licked
the fucking plate!

2040
01:50:58,043 --> 01:51:00,126
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

2041
01:51:31,668 --> 01:51:33,751
(SOBBING QUIETLY)

2042
01:51:37,959 --> 01:51:39,376
It broke her completely.

2043
01:51:42,251 --> 01:51:43,501
She said it herself.

2044
01:51:44,876 --> 01:51:46,501
She couldn't live without him.

2045
01:52:17,168 --> 01:52:18,668
Thank you
for coming to see me.

2046
01:52:24,168 --> 01:52:25,793
Is everything all right?

2047
01:52:27,084 --> 01:52:28,084
Er...

2048
01:52:33,834 --> 01:52:35,959
How long were you planning
on staying with us?

2049
01:52:35,959 --> 01:52:37,418
Because Elspeth
won't let you go.

2050
01:52:38,501 --> 01:52:40,668
(SIGHS) Erm, I'm happy to stay

2051
01:52:40,668 --> 01:52:43,168
- as long as she needs me to.
- Very kind of you.

2052
01:52:43,168 --> 01:52:46,209
But I'm not sure
that's good for her or us.

2053
01:52:47,459 --> 01:52:48,626
I think it's time, Oliver,

2054
01:52:48,626 --> 01:52:51,376
for you to go home
discreetly tonight,

2055
01:52:52,251 --> 01:52:53,584
to cause her
the least anxiety.

2056
01:52:53,584 --> 01:52:54,834
I hope you understand.

2057
01:52:54,834 --> 01:52:56,876
I'd go in a heartbeat
if I could.

2058
01:52:58,293 --> 01:53:01,793
I just don't think
I can leave her in this state.

2059
01:53:01,793 --> 01:53:02,876
Well...

2060
01:53:03,418 --> 01:53:06,001
It would be best if the family
was able to grieve in private.

2061
01:53:06,001 --> 01:53:07,876
Oh, I...
I understand, I agree.

2062
01:53:07,876 --> 01:53:08,959
I agree.

2063
01:53:10,418 --> 01:53:12,376
But I just think
it's best if I stay

2064
01:53:12,376 --> 01:53:13,668
just for the time being.

2065
01:53:14,876 --> 01:53:17,043
I want to do
what's right for her.

2066
01:53:21,459 --> 01:53:22,459
You won't go?

2067
01:53:22,459 --> 01:53:24,043
I don't see how I can.

2068
01:53:26,251 --> 01:53:27,251
(SIGHS)

2069
01:53:31,168 --> 01:53:32,168
(OPENS DRAWER)

2070
01:53:35,876 --> 01:53:36,876
What are you doing?

2071
01:53:38,959 --> 01:53:40,959
- How much?
- Excuse me?

2072
01:53:40,959 --> 01:53:42,501
How much for you to leave
and never come back?

2073
01:53:42,501 --> 01:53:44,376
To cease all contact
with my wife?

2074
01:53:44,376 --> 01:53:45,501
- Why?
- Because we all

2075
01:53:45,501 --> 01:53:46,626
have to move on.

2076
01:53:47,918 --> 01:53:49,793
- (SIGHS)
- I know you live under

2077
01:53:49,793 --> 01:53:51,584
somewhat
difficult circumstances,

2078
01:53:51,584 --> 01:53:53,793
but this will be a fresh start
for you too.

2079
01:53:53,793 --> 01:53:55,584
Why are you doing this?

2080
01:53:56,501 --> 01:53:58,251
(SOFTLY) How much?

2081
01:54:03,251 --> 01:54:04,543
How much? (GASPS)

2082
01:54:05,959 --> 01:54:06,959
How much?

2083
01:54:08,001 --> 01:54:09,084
(OLIVER SIGHS)

2084
01:54:13,293 --> 01:54:15,293
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

2085
01:54:57,876 --> 01:54:59,251
(SNIFFLES)

2086
01:55:00,501 --> 01:55:01,668
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

2087
01:55:02,876 --> 01:55:05,043
(KEYS JANGLING)

2088
01:55:19,668 --> 01:55:21,293
- (CARD MACHINE BEEPS)
- WOMAN: Thanks.

2089
01:55:31,626 --> 01:55:33,668
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

2090
01:55:39,126 --> 01:55:40,126
Oliver.

2091
01:55:42,168 --> 01:55:43,626
- Oliver.
- Elspeth.

2092
01:55:44,459 --> 01:55:47,709
- My God.
- Oh, Ollie!

2093
01:55:48,626 --> 01:55:50,293
Oh, how handsome you look!

2094
01:55:50,293 --> 01:55:51,626
I can't believe it.

2095
01:55:52,834 --> 01:55:54,584
But you're all grown up,
you're...

2096
01:55:54,584 --> 01:55:56,084
Of course, you're grown up.

2097
01:55:56,084 --> 01:55:58,209
Of course, silly of me,
of course.

2098
01:55:59,418 --> 01:56:00,543
You grew up.

2099
01:56:01,959 --> 01:56:03,543
- (SIGHS)
- Sorry.

2100
01:56:04,209 --> 01:56:05,543
I'm all over the place
at the moment.

2101
01:56:05,543 --> 01:56:08,334
I... I read the news
about Sir James.

2102
01:56:09,293 --> 01:56:10,834
I'm so dreadfully sorry.

2103
01:56:14,126 --> 01:56:16,543
I was surprised
he waited so long in a way.

2104
01:56:17,584 --> 01:56:18,584
You know...

2105
01:56:20,876 --> 01:56:23,043
But still it was a...
a terrible shock.

2106
01:56:23,043 --> 01:56:24,126
Yeah.

2107
01:56:25,876 --> 01:56:27,209
It's so funny to see you.

2108
01:56:28,918 --> 01:56:31,251
I've actually just bought
a little flat nearby.

2109
01:56:31,251 --> 01:56:32,626
Oh, what are the odds?

2110
01:56:32,626 --> 01:56:35,251
Saltburn suddenly seemed
so big and so far away.

2111
01:56:35,251 --> 01:56:37,876
How is Saltburn?
Er, is Duncan still there?

2112
01:56:37,876 --> 01:56:39,043
Oh, God, he's still there.

2113
01:56:39,043 --> 01:56:40,168
Oh, everything's the same.

2114
01:56:40,168 --> 01:56:42,293
Exactly, exactly the same
as when you left it.

2115
01:56:43,084 --> 01:56:45,459
I'm glad. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

2116
01:56:45,459 --> 01:56:48,626
Ollie, I didn't like it
the way James treated you,

2117
01:56:49,751 --> 01:56:51,209
and I wanted to say something.

2118
01:56:51,709 --> 01:56:53,168
Oh, it was a long time ago.

2119
01:56:53,168 --> 01:56:54,626
No, but it's not to me.

2120
01:56:54,626 --> 01:56:56,668
You see,
I've thought about it a lot.

2121
01:56:57,376 --> 01:56:58,376
And...

2122
01:56:59,793 --> 01:57:00,793
you have to remember

2123
01:57:00,793 --> 01:57:02,334
that he wasn't
in his right mind then,

2124
01:57:02,334 --> 01:57:03,668
after everything
that happened.

2125
01:57:04,626 --> 01:57:05,626
And he...

2126
01:57:07,168 --> 01:57:09,293
You do forgive him,
you do understand?

2127
01:57:11,209 --> 01:57:12,209
Of course.

2128
01:57:18,418 --> 01:57:19,584
Have you been happy?

2129
01:57:23,543 --> 01:57:24,584
Not really.

2130
01:57:26,251 --> 01:57:27,251
You?

2131
01:57:29,209 --> 01:57:30,459
(CHUCKLES SADLY) Not really.

2132
01:57:33,001 --> 01:57:34,001
WOMAN: Flat white.

2133
01:57:34,543 --> 01:57:36,543
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)

2134
01:57:46,709 --> 01:57:47,876
Come up and stay.

2135
01:57:48,751 --> 01:57:49,793
At Saltburn.

2136
01:57:51,418 --> 01:57:53,043
Coast is clear now, isn't it?

2137
01:58:00,876 --> 01:58:01,918
(DOOR CLOSES)

2138
01:58:04,501 --> 01:58:06,751
I can honestly say
that these last few months

2139
01:58:06,751 --> 01:58:08,709
have been the happiest
of my life.

2140
01:58:13,043 --> 01:58:15,293
It's just such a shame
you got so ill.

2141
01:58:16,126 --> 01:58:18,168
(VENTILATOR HISSING)

2142
01:58:32,084 --> 01:58:34,043
But it's been a privilege
to look after you.

2143
01:58:34,043 --> 01:58:35,334
(ELSPETH WHEEZING)

2144
01:58:36,251 --> 01:58:39,126
<i>Just as it'll be a privilege
to look after Saltburn.</i>

2145
01:58:41,459 --> 01:58:44,543
<i>So thank you for trusting me.</i>

2146
01:58:47,459 --> 01:58:49,459
<i>I promise
I'll look after this house</i>

2147
01:58:49,459 --> 01:58:50,834
<i>just as Felix would have.</i>

2148
01:58:55,209 --> 01:58:57,043
We got there in the end,
didn't we?

2149
01:58:57,043 --> 01:58:58,251
Somehow.

2150
01:58:59,584 --> 01:59:00,626
Thank God.

2151
01:59:01,418 --> 01:59:04,751
After all those terrible,
terrible accidents.

2152
01:59:05,459 --> 01:59:06,459
(SIGHS)

2153
01:59:09,084 --> 01:59:10,168
But...

2154
01:59:11,834 --> 01:59:13,459
is there really
ever such a thing

2155
01:59:13,459 --> 01:59:15,084
as an accident, Elspeth?

2156
01:59:17,626 --> 01:59:19,251
- (CLICKS BUTTON)
- I don't know.

2157
01:59:19,251 --> 01:59:20,584
(BED WHIRRING)

2158
01:59:21,251 --> 01:59:23,126
Accidents are for people
like you.

2159
01:59:23,668 --> 01:59:25,834
For the rest of us,
there's work.

2160
01:59:26,501 --> 01:59:27,709
And unlike you,

2161
01:59:28,459 --> 01:59:30,043
I actually know how to work.

2162
01:59:30,043 --> 01:59:31,834
(THRILLING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)

2163
01:59:34,418 --> 01:59:36,043
(AIR HISSING)

2164
01:59:40,918 --> 01:59:42,168
(COINS CLATTERING)

2165
01:59:42,168 --> 01:59:44,168
OLIVER: Please, I...
I don't have any money.

2166
01:59:45,918 --> 01:59:47,459
Could I just pay you tomorrow?

2167
01:59:48,834 --> 01:59:50,376
<i>What actually happened?</i>

2168
01:59:50,376 --> 01:59:52,001
FELIX: <i>He sent an email
to Sotheby's</i>

2169
01:59:52,001 --> 01:59:54,626
<i>to say that he'd "come by"
some Palissy plates.</i>

2170
01:59:55,793 --> 01:59:56,793
(KEYS CLACKING)

2171
01:59:56,793 --> 01:59:58,918
ELSPETH: <i>I've actually just
bought a little flat nearby.</i>

2172
02:00:00,043 --> 02:00:01,043
Oliver.

2173
02:00:09,084 --> 02:00:10,709
I wasn't "in love" with him.

2174
02:00:12,126 --> 02:00:14,168
I know,
everyone thought I was.

2175
02:00:14,168 --> 02:00:15,251
But I wasn't.

2176
02:00:16,793 --> 02:00:17,959
<i>I loved him.</i>

2177
02:00:20,043 --> 02:00:21,543
<i>I loved him.</i>

2178
02:00:23,959 --> 02:00:26,834
<i>I loved him.
By God, I loved him.</i>

2179
02:00:28,501 --> 02:00:29,584
<i>But sometimes...</i>

2180
02:00:30,626 --> 02:00:31,626
I...

2181
02:00:33,168 --> 02:00:34,209
I hated him.

2182
02:00:34,709 --> 02:00:36,084
(THRILLING INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC INTENSIFIES)

2183
02:00:40,876 --> 02:00:42,876
(RAIN PATTERING)

2184
02:00:55,168 --> 02:00:56,668
- (BED THUDS)
- I hated him.

2185
02:00:58,668 --> 02:00:59,793
(SIGHS)

2186
02:00:59,793 --> 02:01:01,501
Yeah, I hated him.

2187
02:01:08,001 --> 02:01:09,209
(BED CREAKING)

2188
02:01:14,918 --> 02:01:16,459
I hated all of you.

2189
02:01:18,043 --> 02:01:20,834
And you made it so easy.

2190
02:01:24,459 --> 02:01:27,001
Spoiled dogs,
sleeping belly-up.

2191
02:01:29,709 --> 02:01:31,418
<i>No natural predators.</i>

2192
02:01:45,043 --> 02:01:46,043
Well...

2193
02:01:47,251 --> 02:01:48,334
almost none.

2194
02:01:54,418 --> 02:01:56,418
(AIR HISSING OUT)

2195
02:02:23,209 --> 02:02:25,043
(ELSPETH GASPING SOFTLY)

2196
02:02:43,209 --> 02:02:44,626
(MUSIC FADES)

2197
02:02:47,501 --> 02:02:48,959
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

2198
02:03:21,876 --> 02:03:23,918
(BEES BUZZING)

2199
02:03:28,376 --> 02:03:30,376
<i>(MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR</i>
PLAYING)

2200
02:03:35,959 --> 02:03:38,001
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2201
02:03:39,209 --> 02:03:42,168
<i>♪ You'd better not
kill the groove, DJ ♪</i>

2202
02:03:42,168 --> 02:03:44,709
<i>♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪</i>

2203
02:03:46,168 --> 02:03:47,626
<i>♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪</i>

2204
02:03:47,626 --> 02:03:49,793
<i>♪ I know, I know,
I know, I know ♪</i>

2205
02:03:49,793 --> 02:03:52,709
<i>♪ About your kind ♪</i>

2206
02:03:54,376 --> 02:03:56,001
<i>♪ And so, and so,
and so, and so ♪</i>

2207
02:03:56,001 --> 02:03:57,834
<i>♪ And so, and so, and so ♪</i>

2208
02:03:57,834 --> 02:04:02,334
<i>♪ I'll have to play ♪</i>

2209
02:04:05,793 --> 02:04:07,709
<i>♪ If you think
you're getting away ♪</i>

2210
02:04:07,709 --> 02:04:09,751
<i>♪ I will prove you wrong ♪</i>

2211
02:04:09,751 --> 02:04:11,793
<i>♪ I'll take you all the way ♪</i>

2212
02:04:11,793 --> 02:04:13,834
<i>♪ Boy, just come along ♪</i>

2213
02:04:13,834 --> 02:04:15,626
<i>♪ Hear me when I say ♪</i>

2214
02:04:15,626 --> 02:04:16,709
(SNORTS)

2215
02:04:16,709 --> 02:04:17,959
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

2216
02:04:19,043 --> 02:04:21,251
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2217
02:04:22,084 --> 02:04:24,293
<i>♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪</i>

2218
02:04:25,418 --> 02:04:27,126
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

2219
02:04:27,126 --> 02:04:29,209
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2220
02:04:30,168 --> 02:04:33,293
<i>♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪</i>

2221
02:04:33,293 --> 02:04:36,001
<i>♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪</i>

2222
02:04:37,376 --> 02:04:38,751
<i>♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪</i>

2223
02:04:38,751 --> 02:04:40,793
<i>♪ I know, I know,
I know, I know ♪</i>

2224
02:04:40,793 --> 02:04:43,876
<i>♪ There may be others ♪</i>

2225
02:04:45,543 --> 02:04:46,793
<i>♪ And so, and so, and so ♪</i>

2226
02:04:46,793 --> 02:04:48,626
<i>♪ And so, and so,
and so, and so ♪</i>

2227
02:04:48,626 --> 02:04:53,626
<i>♪ You'll just have to pray ♪</i>

2228
02:04:56,918 --> 02:04:58,918
<i>♪ If you think
you're getting away ♪</i>

2229
02:04:58,918 --> 02:05:00,876
<i>♪ I will prove you wrong ♪</i>

2230
02:05:00,876 --> 02:05:02,876
<i>♪ I'll take you all the way ♪</i>

2231
02:05:02,876 --> 02:05:05,001
<i>♪ Stay another song ♪</i>

2232
02:05:05,001 --> 02:05:07,001
<i>♪ I'll blow you all away ♪</i>

2233
02:05:07,001 --> 02:05:08,918
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

2234
02:05:10,209 --> 02:05:12,168
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2235
02:05:13,168 --> 02:05:15,334
<i>♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪</i>

2236
02:05:16,543 --> 02:05:18,293
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

2237
02:05:18,293 --> 02:05:20,293
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2238
02:05:21,334 --> 02:05:24,418
<i>♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪</i>

2239
02:05:24,418 --> 02:05:27,626
<i>♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪</i>

2240
02:05:27,626 --> 02:05:28,876
(SIGHS)

2241
02:05:28,876 --> 02:05:29,959
(MUSIC ENDS)

2242
02:05:33,084 --> 02:05:34,084
(OLIVER EXHALES)

2243
02:05:34,876 --> 02:05:36,876
<i>(MURDER ON THE DANCEFLOOR</i>
PLAYING)

2244
02:05:53,918 --> 02:05:55,918
<i>♪ Don't think
you'll get away ♪</i>

2245
02:05:55,918 --> 02:05:58,043
<i>♪ I will prove you wrong ♪</i>

2246
02:05:58,043 --> 02:06:00,084
<i>♪ I'll take you all the way ♪</i>

2247
02:06:00,084 --> 02:06:02,126
<i>♪ Boy, just come along ♪</i>

2248
02:06:02,126 --> 02:06:04,209
<i>♪ Hear me when I say ♪</i>

2249
02:06:04,209 --> 02:06:06,793
<i>♪ Hey ♪</i>

2250
02:06:07,293 --> 02:06:09,418
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2251
02:06:10,251 --> 02:06:12,376
<i>♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪</i>

2252
02:06:15,376 --> 02:06:17,501
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2253
02:06:18,501 --> 02:06:21,501
<i>♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪</i>

2254
02:06:21,501 --> 02:06:23,751
<i>♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪</i>

2255
02:06:23,751 --> 02:06:25,709
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2256
02:06:26,626 --> 02:06:29,043
<i>♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪</i>

2257
02:06:30,043 --> 02:06:31,793
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

2258
02:06:31,793 --> 02:06:33,959
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2259
02:06:34,834 --> 02:06:37,918
<i>♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪</i>

2260
02:06:37,918 --> 02:06:40,043
<i>♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪</i>

2261
02:06:40,043 --> 02:06:41,668
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2262
02:06:41,668 --> 02:06:43,084
<i>♪ On the dance floor ♪</i>

2263
02:06:43,084 --> 02:06:45,334
<i>♪ But you'd better not
kill the groove ♪</i>

2264
02:06:46,293 --> 02:06:48,168
<i>♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪</i>

2265
02:06:48,168 --> 02:06:49,876
<i>♪ It's murder
on the dance floor ♪</i>

2266
02:06:49,876 --> 02:06:51,168
<i>♪ On the dance floor ♪</i>

2267
02:06:51,168 --> 02:06:54,293
<i>♪ But you'd better not
steal the moves, DJ ♪</i>

2268
02:06:54,293 --> 02:06:56,376
<i>♪ Gonna burn this
goddamn house right down ♪</i>

2269
02:06:56,376 --> 02:06:58,168
<i>♪ Oh, I know, I know, I know ♪</i>

2270
02:06:59,543 --> 02:07:01,543
(MELANCHOLY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC
PLAYING)