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‎刷不過嗎？我可以上去拿一下現金

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‎-妳一定是剛搬來的
‎-對

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‎我們盡量滿足每個人的需求

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‎尤其是美女

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‎首次購物免費

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‎對

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‎謝謝，謝謝你

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‎我真的剛搬來，你竟然知道

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‎早知道首次免費，我就多買一點了

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‎還好嗎？

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‎祝你今天愉快

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‎抱歉

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‎好，瑪莉

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‎帶妳參觀一下

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‎已經一覽無遺了

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‎至少凶手沒有地方可以躲

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‎我覺得這裡有那種

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‎古戰場

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‎新世紀的魅力

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‎總得有個起頭，對吧？

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‎妳看琥碧戈柏

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‎她小時候住在低收入戶大樓

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‎看她現在

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‎不穿胸罩

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‎愛穿鼓鼓的上衣和醜醜的鞋子

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‎白天在電視上
‎嗨得像精神恍惚呀，妹子

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‎妳以後就是那樣

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‎堅強又獨立的狠角色

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‎瑪莉，妳剛傳五百美元給我？

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‎對，沒錯，不夠嗎？可以老實說

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‎對，但我不能跟妳拿

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‎拜託，姊妹，看看這個地板

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‎簡直是《漢密爾頓》的布景

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‎更別說這裡的味道了，妹子

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‎好像冷凍庫的底部，冰塊都長毛了

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‎天啊

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‎我聞不到了

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‎我習慣這個味道了嗎？

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‎但梅菲絲，妳知道這裡沒有什麼嗎？

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‎可以用的爐子？

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‎會偷吃的男友

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‎妳要是像在演《大學山莊》實境秀

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‎我也支持妳

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‎我給妳靠

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‎（燒烤與熟食）

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‎這個願景板是實現未來的第一步

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‎妳看看，這好…

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‎我懂，妹子，我懂妳

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‎-謝謝，我們懂對方
‎-天啊

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‎哪個比較實際？擁有十萬粉絲
‎還是跟藍尼克羅維茲打砲？

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‎但這些夢想都超讓人期待

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‎謝謝，非常感謝

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‎我就愛妳這一點，謝謝妳相信我

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‎-妳是我的姊妹
‎-對

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‎（IG：賈克剛上傳照片）

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‎這不是賈克的動態通知吧

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‎我們隔月會辦火腿香檳派對

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‎這混蛋要自己辦，也不問我一聲？

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‎超沒禮貌的

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‎那又怎樣？

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‎他只是辦派對

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‎拿火腿當開胃菜，喝便宜香檳

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‎對，但瑪莉
‎這派對是我的主意，好嗎？

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‎我很會辦美食派對

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‎你們兩個分手了

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‎我當初跟班離婚，放掉了所有東西

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‎除了妳之外，這不用說

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‎但班要去火腿香檳派對嗎？

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‎我知道他和賈克還是朋友

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‎我想知道賈克是怎麼講我們的事

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‎他一定會醜化我

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‎妳可以問班嗎？

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‎我不會跟我前夫打聽妳前男友的事

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‎偷偷講，反正沒人喜歡那種廉價派對

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‎我上次去…真的
‎我上次去了之後，肚子痛得要死

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‎妳花在他身上的這些精力

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‎要花在自己身上

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‎又是動態通知嗎？

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‎不是

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‎妳想看，對吧？

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‎沒有

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‎我用周邊視覺看得到

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‎《厚片女孩的生存之道》

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‎卡利歐，你會超愛風華絕代

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‎女王，妳的桌子準備好了，不黏了

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‎謝謝，之前好噁

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‎這個地方好炫

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‎對啊

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‎妳才來布魯克林一個月

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‎就有專屬座位
‎像《四海好傢伙》裡的黑道

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‎-哈囉？
‎-嗨

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‎梅菲絲，不介紹這個小蘿蔔
‎給我認識嗎？

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‎我要把他給吃了

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‎這位是嗆薄荷

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‎我是卡利歐，我的蘿蔔可不小

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‎好喔

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‎很好

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‎我該走了嗎？

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‎你最好小心點
‎寶貝，我可能會查證喔

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‎我很喜歡，就我個人的喜好

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‎-梅菲絲
‎-幹嘛？

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‎有人要做造型，我可以幫妳介紹

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‎真的？

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‎我通常不會推薦人幫這個妖精做事

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‎但我早年當變裝公主就認識她了

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‎妳看起來很缺錢，會願意忍受她

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‎對啊，你怎麼知道？

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‎妹子，看看妳自己
‎一臉青黃不接的樣子

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‎我知道妳為什麼把這裡當家了

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‎謝嘍，小蘿蔔

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‎嗨，我是梅菲絲波蒙

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‎我對時尚熱情滿滿

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‎衣服有點誇張
‎因為我太緊張，需要掩飾

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‎要的話，我可以呼妳巴掌

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‎什麼？不用，不必了，謝謝

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‎我是布魯斯，請在這裡簽名

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‎保密協議？

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‎好酷喔

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‎我變大人了
‎這是碧昂絲的生日派對嗎？

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‎好

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‎麻煩帶路

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‎好美喔

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‎只要回答她的問題

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‎不要問她問題，回答前不要停頓

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‎我要怎麼問問題，如果我…

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‎天啊，我現在一直停頓
‎因為你叫我…

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‎不要停頓！

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‎我愛娜塔莎卡琳娜

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‎等一下

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‎娜塔莎卡琳娜要面試我嗎？
‎這是娜塔莎卡琳娜的家嗎？

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‎天啊，1990年代的超模我最愛她了

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‎不對，不是1990年代的超模

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‎是現在的超模

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‎好啦，沒差多少

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‎我要的是造型師，不是卡通老鼠

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‎卡通老鼠？

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‎梅菲絲

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‎梅菲絲

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‎梅菲絲波蒙，就是我

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‎娜塔莎卡琳娜，很高興見到妳

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‎我真的是妳最大的粉絲

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‎我狀態好的時候穿2XL

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‎啥？

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‎我國二的時候會學妳的裝扮
‎這會很怪嗎？

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‎妳不想聽這個，對不對？

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‎很好，我喜歡

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‎很好

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‎不錯

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‎這個詮釋很特別

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‎-你不喜歡
‎-不是

151
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‎你的表情很明顯
‎你覺得瘋婆子才會畫出這種東西

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‎這幅畫裡有很多情緒

153
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‎但大家都會畫香蕉

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‎不是每個人都能這樣畫

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‎謝了

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‎這幅畫呈現的是我混亂的一週

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‎我想抓狂的時候

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‎畫畫是少數能讓我放鬆的活動

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‎抓狂

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‎怪的是，我完全懂妳的意思

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‎妳說畫畫是少數能讓妳放鬆的活動

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‎還有什麼活動？

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‎-你有義大利家電？
‎-我喜歡可靠的高級電器

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‎天啊，我也是
‎我的性慾被撩到爆表了

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‎迪奧

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‎范倫鐵諾

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‎紀梵希，不會吧？

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‎那些衣服已經不合身了

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‎這次走紅毯，我要呈現

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‎性感、時尚流行、殺氣騰騰的感覺

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‎知道了，我的畫冊怎麼樣？

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‎這是本畫冊，我正在看

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‎好

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‎娜塔莎，我完全懂那種感覺

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‎妳鍾愛的設計品牌沒有妳的尺寸

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‎但我保證

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‎我能找到一件禮服
‎讓妳穿上會有這件紀梵希的感覺

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‎我只要幫妳量個尺寸

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‎不行

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‎不行

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‎好

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‎那麼

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‎妳穿幾號？

184
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‎-4號
‎-才怪

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‎我為活動買了一個東西

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‎對

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‎穿起來，腰會瘦兩吋

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‎這是綁神經病的嗎？

189
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‎這是緊身束腹

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‎當然了

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‎剛才那是隱喻

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‎聽我說，娜塔莎，妳這樣就很美了

193
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‎真的，全國的女生都飛到南佛羅里達

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‎把液狀混凝土倒進身體裡

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‎就是為了像妳一樣

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‎妳不必看起來像
‎《柏捷頓家族》裡的處女

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‎妳懂什麼啊，卡通老鼠女？

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‎我要穿這個束腹

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‎沒得商量，妳能幫我嗎？

200
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‎好，我只是…

201
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‎我不…好

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‎讓我

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‎縮一下小腹

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‎一…

205
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‎妳知道嗎？很抱歉

206
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‎我想幫女人挑衣服

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‎讓她們愛自己的身體

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‎要我幫妳挑衣服，就不能穿束腹

209
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,729
‎天啊，我只是想幫忙

210
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:49,525
‎客氣一點，卡通老鼠可能懂一些事

211
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,735
‎-她答應了
‎-天啊

212
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,237
‎別搞砸

213
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,115
‎她就這樣走了，什麼都沒說

214
00:10:56,198 --> 00:10:58,033
‎活動就在明天

215
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:05,833
‎是什麼活動？

216
00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:11,797
‎嘿

217
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,923
‎妳猜怎麼了？

218
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:14,299
‎我找到工作了

219
00:11:14,383 --> 00:11:15,300
‎工作？

220
00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:17,010
‎要去哪間夜店跳舞？

221
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:18,137
‎有雞翅嗎？

222
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:21,056
‎高級脫衣夜店都有雞翅

223
00:11:21,140 --> 00:11:22,224
‎閉嘴啦

224
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,435
‎我是鬧妳的啦

225
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,894
‎我好以妳為榮

226
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:28,313
‎-晚上慶祝，好嗎？
‎-我等不及了

227
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,523
‎好，再見

228
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,736
‎別這樣看我，羅納

229
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,989
‎你明明很愛藍寶石夜店的平頭
‎少來了

230
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,578
‎不能再搞砸了，各位，來看第一部分

231
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,204
‎嘿

232
00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,707
‎我要去做冰沙，妳要嗎？

233
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,042
‎我拿了教室的水果

234
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,795
‎你是為了免費的水果，我喜歡

235
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,589
‎回收再利用嘛

236
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:55,841
‎我的生活很簡單

237
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,885
‎你要我留下來，這很貼心

238
00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:01,472
‎但看一下這個地方
‎我就知道了，你不必假裝

239
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,391
‎妳知道什麼？

240
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,436
‎從這間公寓看起來

241
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:10,022
‎你顯然只是想要一夜情

242
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:14,443
‎等一下，妳是說我是渣男？

243
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,279
‎你說的，我可沒說

244
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,616
‎女人來這裡不會覺得舒服

245
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:25,245
‎你只有一張餐椅
‎兩個香檳杯、一個咖啡杯

246
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,289
‎這表示你晚上跟女生上床

247
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,333
‎但不會跟她們吃早餐

248
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,920
‎這裡連沙發都沒有
‎我要怎樣？坐在床上？

249
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,590
‎妳大概不懂我的風格

250
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,383
‎我是極簡主義者

251
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,470
‎我不是在給你貼標籤

252
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,971
‎我的生活很複雜

253
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:46,767
‎今天來點樂子正是我需要的

254
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,727
‎謝謝你

255
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:56,527
‎渣男哪有這麼帥的花白鬍鬚？

256
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,487
‎至少要叫我猛男

257
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,076
‎我的天啊，梅菲絲

258
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,080
‎碰到妳也太巧了吧

259
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:11,124
‎我在幫麗珠的大號女孩治裝

260
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,169
‎嗨，崔特，你要負責麗珠的造型？

261
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,546
‎不然要找誰？

262
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:19,258
‎我和賈克合作很愉快，我…

263
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:24,596
‎妹子，真不敢相信
‎那個爛人居然甩了妳

264
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,306
‎是我離開他

265
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,644
‎保重了，親愛的
‎我們去火腿香檳派對會想妳的

266
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:36,525
‎我要去買娜塔莎卡琳娜的衣服
‎我現在是她的造型師

267
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:40,404
‎靠，別講出去，我簽了保密協議

268
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,364
‎保密…

269
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,373
‎-小戴，你是我的救命恩人，我…
‎-少來了

270
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,792
‎真的，幸好我認識你

271
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,212
‎你要幫她變身
‎就像你幫那些變裝皇后一樣

272
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,797
‎這都是8號

273
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,885
‎但她上半身大概10號
‎下半身很肉感，要12號

274
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:03,844
‎很可口

275
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,637
‎-對
‎-對

276
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,056
‎-我要接電話，等我一下
‎-好

277
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:10,017
‎卡利歐，天啊

278
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,935
‎怎麼了？這是什麼？

279
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,355
‎這叫沙發，我該買哪一個？

280
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:16,899
‎把鏡頭轉過來

281
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:19,860
‎當了25年的朋友，你都叫我坐地上

282
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:22,112
‎怎麼了？你有女朋友了嗎？

283
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,489
‎不要猴急，沒那回事

284
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,701
‎我只是覺得該把公寓升級一下了

285
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:29,953
‎我可以假裝相信啦

286
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,665
‎我只是不知道要選哪一張
‎沙發就像女友

287
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:36,168
‎選錯了人，會跟她糾纏不清

288
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,171
‎我不想選錯沙發，跟它糾纏不清

289
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,089
‎天啊，卡利歐，誰傷了你？

290
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,008
‎這不是刺青，只是沙發

291
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,762
‎去上西城74街和哥倫布街二手衣店

292
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,598
‎買一件…皮夾克之類的

293
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,100
‎穿起來好看又合身，會很舒服

294
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,143
‎哎呀！

295
00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:55,812
‎我就知道要找妳，妳最懂了

296
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,232
‎對，我超厲害，幫我宣傳，好嗎？

297
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,068
‎我要走了，我有工作了

298
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,402
‎再見

299
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,197
‎-這些明天就要？
‎-對

300
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,615
‎感覺在拍實境秀

301
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:10,994
‎對啊，但沒人會拿到玫瑰
‎或在按摩浴缸裡接受指交

302
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,373
‎-好，火腿香檳時間到了
‎-不要啦

303
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,083
‎-靠，又來？
‎-這不對

304
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,501
‎幹嘛這樣？

305
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,128
‎誰不喜歡即興來場火腿香檳派對？

306
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,046
‎我們

307
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,507
‎妳不能再對賈克念念不忘了

308
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,092
‎這不公平

309
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,927
‎我們花了五年的時間

310
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,221
‎一起打造美滿的人生

311
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,224
‎結果他可以留住那些朋友
‎派對、生活方式

312
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,433
‎日製馬桶

313
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:37,688
‎我的屁股好冰，我覺得不公平

314
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,856
‎梅菲絲，妳在打造新的人生

315
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,191
‎搞清楚這點

316
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,361
‎-妳應該要慶祝新的工作
‎-來吧

317
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,947
‎-別管賈克了
‎-教教她

318
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,075
‎我的新工作有什麼好慶祝的？

319
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,870
‎是要慶祝我會焦慮
‎緊張、害怕失敗嗎？

320
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,707
‎我們要慶祝妳現在是老闆了

321
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:01,086
‎妳是自己公司的執行長

322
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:04,256
‎如果妳不相信自己，不相信妳的決定

323
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,174
‎別人也不會相信

324
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:11,513
‎這是在激勵黑人女性的TED演講嗎？

325
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,306
‎為此乾一杯

326
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,225
‎-謝謝
‎-講得真好

327
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,144
‎-我們需要披薩
‎-拜託

328
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,270
‎好吧

329
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,981
‎-不是說這賣相不好啦
‎-就是不好

330
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,819
‎-不行
‎-不行

331
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,195
‎-不行？
‎-就這樣？

332
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,864
‎-就這樣？
‎-就這樣

333
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,699
‎-我不確定
‎-她不確定

334
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,617
‎布魯斯，拜託，讓我們談一下

335
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:37,581
‎來

336
00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:38,999
‎這件

337
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,668
‎試穿綠色的

338
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:50,927
‎好

339
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:57,684
‎好

340
00:16:58,810 --> 00:16:59,644
‎-不行
‎-可以

341
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,313
‎-我需要束腹
‎-不必

342
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,523
‎-我需要束腹
‎-妳不需要束腹

343
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,567
‎我需要束腹，我要去拿

344
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,570
‎妳不需要束腹，我拉起來就好

345
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,782
‎我只要稍微拉上來一點

346
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,909
‎讓我…站起來

347
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,577
‎站起來，好

348
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,330
‎好

349
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,374
‎妳不需要束腹

350
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:33,804
‎可以

351
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,014
‎-可以
‎-可以，我聽到了

352
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:43,146
‎（紐約，娜莎卡）

353
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,357
‎這是天使奧倫桑茲中心嗎？

354
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,443
‎我超愛這個地方，妳知道嗎？

355
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,321
‎我來這裡參加過泡沫派對

356
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,657
‎我還在公共場所弄濕頭髮

357
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,993
‎我以為自己是誰啊？
‎苗條的白人女生嗎？靠

358
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,870
‎我超喜歡

359
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:03,041
‎老實說，只有妳穿這麼鮮艷
‎拜託，秀出質感

360
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,418
‎從裡面拍我進場的畫面

361
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,130
‎對！沒問題，我來了

362
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,304
‎等等，這是有錢人過生日的時候

363
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,348
‎假裝自己死掉的派對嗎？

364
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,225
‎我一直很想去那種派對

365
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,477
‎等等，這是在守活靈嗎？

366
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,440
‎他們幹嘛哭啊？

367
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,026
‎這是我前夫的喪禮

368
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,406
‎快拍照啊

369
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:39,327
‎不好意思，我還沒反應過來
‎現在是什麼狀況

370
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,579
‎不好意思

371
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,665
‎我要走去靈柩那裡，需要拍照

372
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,418
‎不行！娜塔莎，門都沒有

373
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,462
‎我可不是來嘲笑別人喪禮的

374
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,339
‎這太荒謬了

375
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,259
‎這不對，這樣我很不舒服

376
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,969
‎絕對不行，免談！

377
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:56,970
‎聽我說

378
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:04,019
‎以前我對自己的身材很沒自信
‎現在不一樣了

379
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,272
‎這要感謝妳

380
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:14,029
‎這一天我等了非常久

381
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,784
‎乳溝怎麼樣？

382
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,040
‎又圓又美，像兩顆大椰子

383
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,218
‎超經典

384
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,390
‎我是大粉絲

385
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,907
‎親愛的，再見

386
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:05,956
‎當年我在灣脊區溜冰場工作
‎是個火辣服務生

387
00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:07,374
‎是他發掘我的

388
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:12,212
‎他說他可以好好運用我這雙長腿

389
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,216
‎我以為他是要我把腿放在他肩上

390
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,343
‎我並不介意

391
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,596
‎當年我很放蕩

392
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,599
‎但他是要我當模特兒

393
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,812
‎雖然他離開了我，投向那人的懷抱

394
00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,191
‎我仍然虧欠他

395
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,777
‎他成就了我的事業

396
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,155
‎所以我今天才來這裡

397
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:44,619
‎而且要送上一份告別禮

398
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,833
‎據說法老會把財寶帶去來世

399
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,044
‎所以，假如

400
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,382
‎他可以帶走最心愛的寶貝

401
00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:02,137
‎他絕對會想擁有這個東西

402
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:04,431
‎梅菲絲

403
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,224
‎我的皮包

404
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:13,315
‎很抱歉我的老闆…節哀順變

405
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,399
‎我身無分文

406
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,985
‎連刷卡買香蕉都被擋刷

407
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,528
‎黑色蕾絲很美

408
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,113
‎妳的皮包來了

409
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,206
‎帶去來世享用吧，布萊德利

410
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:38,757
‎奇異恩典

411
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,968
‎何等甘甜

412
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:47,599
‎我罪已得赦免

413
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,184
‎非常好

414
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,978
‎很可惜，時間到了

415
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,230
‎別忘了，明天要用混合畫法

416
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,233
‎帶一些非傳統的材料過來

417
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:00,028
‎別忘了炭畫筆用具，好嗎？

418
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,322
‎嘿

419
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,239
‎嘿

420
00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:05,450
‎嗯

421
00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,620
‎我想過妳說的話

422
00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,205
‎是嗎？

423
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:11,122
‎對

424
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:13,583
‎我想讓妳知道

425
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,754
‎我剛買了一套沙發

426
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:22,675
‎怎麼了？

427
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,970
‎跟你在一起很開心，可是…

428
00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:28,431
‎我沒有要認真談感情

429
00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,684
‎認真？誰認真了？

430
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,521
‎我說你像渣男

431
00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:37,732
‎那只我的觀察，我喜歡那種感覺

432
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:40,276
‎因為我只是想找點樂子

433
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,945
‎我以為我們有共識

434
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,656
‎有啊，對，我們絕對有共識

435
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,700
‎妹子，我們有共識，沒有歧見

436
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,536
‎-你確定？
‎-確定

437
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:52,247
‎因為你剛才很自豪說你買了沙發

438
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,417
‎買了家具不能告訴別人嗎？

439
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,710
‎露易絲，我剛買了沙發

440
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:03,425
‎這叫閒聊，好嗎？

441
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:09,347
‎記得明天要帶非傳統的材料過來

442
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:11,766
‎抱歉

443
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:15,395
‎我上次哭得這麼慘

444
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,897
‎是1997年的時候

445
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:20,442
‎娜塔莎

446
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:25,405
‎感情是要去感受的
‎他顯然對妳很重要

447
00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:32,787
‎這麼多年來，我讓內心充滿了怨恨

448
00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:35,582
‎那是為了什麼？

449
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,626
‎我浪費那麼多時間

450
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,712
‎坐在家裡

451
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,256
‎氣他出軌

452
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,258
‎氣他離我而去

453
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:48,261
‎氣他放下我們的感情，找到了…

454
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,388
‎幸福

455
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:56,019
‎放下有時候真的很難

456
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,271
‎已經不難了，他死了

457
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,443
‎娜塔莎！

458
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:07,363
‎天啊，現場直播
‎有一萬人在看，出來！

459
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,990
‎快開門！開門

460
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:12,619
‎天啊

461
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,665
‎對，親愛的＃娜塔莎卡琳娜

462
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:20,460
‎＃愛自己的身體＃動起來，辣妹

463
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,795
‎＃梅菲絲殺很大！

464
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:26,591
‎等等，什麼？不行
‎不要寫殺很大，其他都可以

465
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,676
‎不要寫梅菲絲殺很大
‎刪掉！再來一次

466
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,721
‎不行，妹子，在直播了，一堆人在看

467
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,640
‎在哪裡看？監獄嗎？

468
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,227
‎好多愛心

469
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,648
‎-謝謝
‎-對

470
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,525
‎-來點香檳
‎-對

471
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,776
‎很好

472
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:46,903
‎你們知道嗎？

473
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,156
‎看到娜塔莎跟她前夫的過去…

474
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,658
‎我不想要那樣

475
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,870
‎我不想花好幾年的時間怨恨賈克

476
00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:58,289
‎對他生氣

477
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,000
‎我知道我必須放下

478
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,587
‎我還不知道要怎麼做，但我…

479
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,966
‎我覺得我必須克服痛苦

480
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,926
‎才能海闊天空

481
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,512
‎聽好，其實我很羨慕妳

482
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,681
‎-我？
‎-對，妳

483
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,599
‎妳冒了很大的風險

484
00:25:16,683 --> 00:25:18,309
‎在事業上重新出發

485
00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,395
‎妳這麼做是因為妳有熱情

486
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,396
‎對

487
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:25,233
‎妹子，我好久沒有去想
‎什麼事會讓我有熱情

488
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:28,027
‎有意思，我以為妳對一件事有熱情

489
00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:30,613
‎就是削弱美國企業白人男性的氣勢

490
00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:33,241
‎沒有錯啦

491
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,951
‎但還有什麼？

492
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,746
‎人生不會只是繞著事業轉吧？

493
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:40,248
‎瑪莉

494
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,792
‎-真的
‎-謝謝妳這麼說

495
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,086
‎敬梅菲絲

496
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,212
‎梅菲絲！

497
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:49,340
‎謝謝妳激勵我們大家

498
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:58,516
‎據說法老會把財寶帶去來世

499
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:04,188
‎所以，假如他可以帶走最心愛的寶貝

500
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:06,482
‎他絕對會想擁有這個東西

501
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,986
‎擁有這個東西

502
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,948
‎擁有這個東西

503
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:15,408
‎對，搖起來

504
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:20,580
‎這個

505
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:21,956
‎來世

506
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,666
‎來世

507
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:28,171
‎來世

508
00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:25,228
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