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‎卡刷不出来吗？那我上楼去拿现金

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‎-你刚搬到这里吧
‎-是的

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‎我们的宗旨是服务好每位顾客

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‎尤其是美女

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‎首次消费免单

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‎-哇
‎-是的

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‎谢谢 非常感谢

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‎我是刚到这里 这你都知道

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‎如果我知道首次消费
‎免单的话我就多买一些了

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‎-哇
‎-你没事吧？

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‎祝你今天一切顺利

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‎抱歉

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‎好 马利

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‎我带你四处参观一下吧

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‎就这么大个地方还参观什么啊

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‎至少杀手在这里无处遁形

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‎这里能让人想起古战场

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‎有一种中世纪的神秘感

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‎慢慢来吧

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‎乌比

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‎从小在贫民区长大

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‎你现在看看人家

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‎穿着真空衬衫 脏脏鞋

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‎整天在电视上高谈阔论

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‎你作为一名独立女性
‎也应该像她一样

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‎马利 你刚给我转了500美元吗？

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‎是的 够不够？不够跟我说

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‎不够 但你不要再转了

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‎拜托 妹子 你看看这地板

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‎脏兮兮的

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‎哦

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‎什么味道啊这是

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‎就像是冰箱里面臭了一样

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‎天哪

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‎我怎么没闻到？

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‎难道我已经闻惯了吗？

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‎梅维斯 你知道这里少点什么吗？

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‎灶台吗？

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‎一位喜欢偷吃的男朋友

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‎如果你想过
‎《爱情公寓》里的那种生活

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‎找我就对了

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‎我全力支持你

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‎（烤肉和熟食）

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‎这块愿望板是我向梦想迈出的第一步

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‎快看看 简直是…

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‎我看到你了 贱人

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‎-谢谢 我也看到你了
‎-天哪

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‎哪个来的更实际？100,000粉丝
‎还是跟蓝尼克罗维兹约炮？

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‎太激动人心了

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‎谢谢 非常感谢

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‎我就喜欢你这点 谢谢你相信我

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‎-谁让你是我闺蜜
‎-是啊

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‎不会吧 不会是关于雅克的信息吧

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‎这狗东西举办两月一次的
‎香肠派对竟然不邀请我

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‎他居然连问都不问我

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‎岂有此理

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‎那又怎么样？

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‎派对上那些吃的喝的都是一些廉价品

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‎马利 那个派对
‎是我想出来的 懂了吗？

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‎我很擅长策划派对的

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‎你们已经分手了

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‎和本离婚后 我净身出户

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‎当然我没舍得丢下你

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‎本也会去参加香肠派对吗？

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‎我知道他和雅克还有联系

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‎我想知道雅克是怎么说我的

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‎他一定把我说的一无是处

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‎你能帮我问问本吗？

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‎我才不会让我前夫去
‎打听你前男友的事情

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‎说句难听的
‎没人会喜欢这种垃圾派对

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‎我上次参加了一个
‎这样的派对 完事后拉了几天肚子

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‎不要在操心他的事了

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‎你要把精力要放在自己身上

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‎他又发图片了？

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‎没有

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‎你想看 是吧？

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‎不想

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‎我就用余光扫了一眼

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‎片名：SURVIVAL OF THE THICKEST

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‎卡里尔 你一定会喜欢
‎CC Blooms餐厅的氛围

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‎嘿

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‎嗨 桌子都收拾干净了
‎保证没有黏糊糊的东西沾手

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‎谢谢 真是恶心

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‎这里太不可思议了

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‎没错

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‎刚来布鲁克林一个月

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‎你就在餐厅有自己的专属位置了？

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‎-你好
‎-嗨

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‎梅维斯 介绍一下旁边这位帅哥

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‎也让我好好招待一下人家啊

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‎她叫薄荷

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‎我叫卡里尔 我很大哦

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‎-哦
‎-好吧

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‎要我走吗？

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‎你说话可要小心哦 瞒不过我的

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‎我喜欢这种感觉

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‎-梅维斯
‎-怎么了？

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‎有一个造型设计师的机会给你

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‎真的吗？

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‎我一般不会给这个贱人推荐人才

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‎但我和她打小就认识

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‎你好像很在意这个机会

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‎是的 你怎么知道？

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‎你看看你这幅饥渴的样子

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‎我终于明白你为什么把这里当做家了

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‎非常感谢

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‎你好 我是梅维斯博蒙特 我热爱时尚

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‎嗯

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‎有些用力过猛 是我太紧张了

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‎要不要我扇你一巴掌？

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‎什么？不用了 谢谢

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‎我叫布鲁斯 请在这里签到

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‎哦

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‎要签保密协议？

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‎太酷了

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‎当我小孩子啊 这是搞什么？
‎碧昂丝举办生日派对吗？

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‎好

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‎那我跟你走

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‎好吧

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‎哇

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‎她问你答就行了

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‎别问问题 别插嘴

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‎那如果我想问…

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‎天哪 我现在就忍不住说话结巴了

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‎别打结巴啊

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‎我爱娜塔莎卡里娜

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‎等等

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‎娜塔莎卡里娜要面试我吗？
‎这里是她的工作室吗？

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‎天哪 她可是我最喜欢的90年代超模

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‎不 不是90年代 是当代超模

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‎好 明白

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‎我记得我要找的
‎是造型师 而不是米老鼠

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‎米老鼠？

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‎（梅维斯博蒙特）

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‎（梅维斯博蒙特）

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‎（我叫梅维斯博蒙特）

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‎很高兴见到你 娜塔莎卡里娜

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‎我可是你的超大号铁杆粉丝

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‎是XXL号的

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‎怎么了？

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‎我穿成小学生这样是不是很奇怪？

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‎你不想听这些 是吧？

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‎很不错 我喜欢

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‎很好

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‎哇

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‎还真是独一无二的诠释风格啊

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‎-你不喜欢
‎-不

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‎你的表情好像在说
‎“这女人一定是疯了”

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‎这幅画上有很多情绪表达

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‎人人都会画香蕉

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‎但没人能像你画的这么好

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‎谢谢

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‎这幅画表达的是我
‎过去一周混乱的生活

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‎我惆怅的时候 画画是少数几个
‎能够让我放松的爱好

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‎惆怅

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‎我明白你的意思

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‎你说少数几个能让你放松的爱好

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‎那你还有什么爱好？

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‎-你家还有海尔冰箱？
‎-我喜欢买可靠的电器品牌

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‎天哪 我也喜欢
‎这句话让我彻底高潮了

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‎迪奥

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‎华伦天奴

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‎纪梵希 什么？

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‎这些衣服已经不适合我了

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‎这次的走红毯活动 我想要
‎表现得性感 切合主题和有压迫感

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‎明白 你觉得我的
‎造型建议书怎么样？

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‎我还在看

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‎好

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‎娜塔莎 我明白那种感受

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‎就是有时候你喜欢的设计师
‎并非你想象中的那样

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‎我保证我会帮你找一件衣服

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‎给你一种和这件纪梵希一样的感觉

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‎现在只需要量一下你的三围即可

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‎不行

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‎绝对不行

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‎好吧

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‎你穿多大码？

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‎-4
‎-不对吧

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‎-我为活动提前做了准备
‎-哦

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‎是的

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‎这东西可以让我得腰围瘦两英寸

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‎是紧身衣吗？

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‎这叫束腰

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‎对 我说的就是这个意思

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‎我能说一句吗？你本来就很美

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‎全国各地的女人坐飞机到南佛罗里达

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‎打各种美容针就是为了模仿你

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‎你没必要把自己
‎搞得像个大家闺秀一样

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‎你懂什么 你个米老鼠

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‎我就是要穿束腰

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‎就此打住 你能帮帮我吗？

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‎哦

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‎好 我…

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‎让我来 你深吸一口气…

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‎一…

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‎抱歉

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‎我给女人设计造型
‎目的是让她们认可自己的身体

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‎在我看来 你不需要束腰

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‎我是在帮你

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‎没有别的意思
‎也许我这个米老鼠说得对呢

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‎-她同意了
‎-天哪

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‎别搞砸了

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‎她刚一句话没说就走了

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‎活动明天举行

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‎哦

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‎什么活动啊？

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‎嘿

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‎你知道吗？

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‎我找到工作了

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‎工作？

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‎在哪个脱衣舞酒吧跳舞啊？

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‎酒吧有鸡翅卖吗？

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‎那些好的脱衣舞酒吧都有鸡翅卖的

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‎闭嘴吧

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00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,435
‎我跟你闹着玩呢

216
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,894
‎我为你感到骄傲

217
00:11:25,978 --> 00:11:28,313
‎-我们今晚好好庆祝一番
‎-我都等不及了

218
00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,523
‎好的 再见

219
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,736
‎罗纳德 别那么看我

220
00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:36,989
‎我知道你喜欢去
‎脱衣舞酒吧看妹子 别装了

221
00:11:38,949 --> 00:11:42,578
‎言归正传 各位 现在看第一部分

222
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:44,204
‎嘿

223
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,707
‎我要做奶昔 吃吗？

224
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,042
‎我从课堂上拿的水果

225
00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,795
‎你上课就为了那些免费水果啊 可以

226
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:53,589
‎物尽其用嘛

227
00:11:54,590 --> 00:11:55,841
‎简简单单多好

228
00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,885
‎你想挽留我 这种做法是挺甜蜜的

229
00:11:57,968 --> 00:12:01,472
‎但我看看这里就知道
‎怎么回事了 咱们就别玩虚的了

230
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,391
‎你说什么？

231
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:07,561
‎这里显然不是

232
00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,022
‎一个正经男人的家

233
00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:14,443
‎你说我是炮王？

234
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,279
‎这可是你说的 不是我

235
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,616
‎房间里这些摆设根本
‎没法让女人感到舒心

236
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:25,245
‎一把椅子 两个酒杯 一个咖啡杯

237
00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:27,289
‎这也就是说你只想和女孩晚上约炮

238
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:29,333
‎却不想和她们一起吃早餐

239
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:32,920
‎这里连沙发都没有
‎我坐哪？坐床上吗？

240
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,590
‎我觉得是你误会我了

241
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,383
‎我是一位极简主义者

242
00:12:39,218 --> 00:12:41,470
‎我不想对你进行道德评判

243
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,971
‎我的生活很复杂

244
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:46,767
‎需要偶尔放松一晚

245
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:48,727
‎谢谢

246
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:56,527
‎有哪个炮王有我这样的帅气胡子啊？

247
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,529
‎至少我还是个炮王

248
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:04,076
‎天哪 梅维斯

249
00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:08,080
‎很高兴见到你

250
00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:11,124
‎我在为丽珠的大妞乐队采购衣服呢

251
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,169
‎特伦特 你是丽珠的摄影师吗？

252
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,546
‎那不然呢？

253
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:19,258
‎我和雅克在工作上
‎可算是黄金搭档 我…

254
00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:24,596
‎真不敢相信那个没良心的竟然甩了你

255
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,306
‎是我把他甩了

256
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,352
‎保重 亲爱的 香肠派对上没见你来

257
00:13:32,521 --> 00:13:36,525
‎我在替娜塔莎卡里娜采购衣服
‎我现在是她的造型师

258
00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:40,404
‎该死 别告诉其他人哦
‎我可是签了密保协议的

259
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,364
‎是保密协议

260
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:51,373
‎-你真帮了我的大忙 我…
‎-少来

261
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,792
‎真的 很高兴认识了你

262
00:13:53,876 --> 00:13:57,212
‎麻烦你按照给伪娘
‎做衣服的做法给我改一下这些衣服

263
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,797
‎都是8号衣服

264
00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:02,885
‎她上面大概是10号 下面是12号

265
00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:03,844
‎很好

266
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,637
‎-是
‎-是

267
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,056
‎-我接个电话
‎-好

268
00:14:08,140 --> 00:14:11,935
‎卡里尔 天哪 你这是做什么？

269
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:15,355
‎我要买沙发 你觉得哪个好？

270
00:14:15,439 --> 00:14:18,358
‎你把摄像头转过来 咱们认识25年

271
00:14:18,442 --> 00:14:22,112
‎你都一直让我坐地板
‎现在你是交女友了吗？

272
00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,489
‎少来 没有的事

273
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,701
‎我只是想给家里添点家具

274
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,953
‎信你个鬼

275
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,665
‎我不懂沙发 沙发就好像女友一样

276
00:14:33,749 --> 00:14:36,168
‎你选错人那就要长时间忍受折磨

277
00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:39,171
‎我可不想买个让我受罪的沙发

278
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,089
‎天哪 卡里尔 是谁把你伤了？

279
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:43,008
‎又不是让你纹身 只是买沙发而已

280
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:46,762
‎去上西城74街那里的二手店

281
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,598
‎随便挑一个真皮沙发

282
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,100
‎既便宜又舒服

283
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:55,812
‎干！我为什么打给你 还是你懂

284
00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:59,232
‎我很棒吧 记得帮我做宣传哦

285
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,068
‎我要走了 我找到工作了

286
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,402
‎再见

287
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,197
‎-所有衣服明天都得改好？
‎-是的

288
00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,615
‎感觉就像是真人秀节目一样

289
00:15:06,698 --> 00:15:10,994
‎我知道 只不过节目里不会
‎有人送玫瑰或用手让别人高潮

290
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,373
‎-好的 派对时刻
‎-不会吧

291
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,083
‎-又来
‎-不要啊

292
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,501
‎为什么做这些啊？

293
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,128
‎有谁不喜欢香肠派对啊？

294
00:15:20,212 --> 00:15:21,046
‎我们不喜欢

295
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,507
‎别再对雅克念念不忘了

296
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,092
‎这不公平

297
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:29,221
‎我们两个用了五年时间才过上好日子

298
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,224
‎如今朋友归他 派对归他

299
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,433
‎连日本马桶也归他

300
00:15:33,517 --> 00:15:37,688
‎我心都凉透了 我心里有火

301
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:41,191
‎梅维斯 你已经
‎开始了新生活 你要明白

302
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:44,361
‎-为你的新工作干杯
‎-来

303
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,947
‎-别再想雅克了
‎-没错

304
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,075
‎我们到底在庆祝什么啊？

305
00:15:50,158 --> 00:15:53,870
‎我现在感觉焦虑 紧张 害怕失败
‎是要庆祝这个吗？

306
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:56,707
‎我们要庆祝你现在当老板了

307
00:15:57,582 --> 00:16:01,086
‎你是自己公司的CEO

308
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:05,757
‎如果连你都不相信自己
‎和自己的决定 那没人会信你

309
00:16:06,258 --> 00:16:07,759
‎哇

310
00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:11,513
‎你是在发表励志演讲吗？

311
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:13,306
‎敬你一杯

312
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,225
‎-谢谢
‎-刚那一番话说的太棒了

313
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,144
‎-快上披萨吧
‎-快

314
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:18,270
‎好

315
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:20,981
‎-不是说香肠不好吃
‎-是不好吃

316
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,819
‎-不行
‎-不行

317
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,195
‎-不行
‎-就穿这件？

318
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:28,864
‎-就穿这件？
‎-就穿这件

319
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:30,699
‎-我不确定
‎-她不确定

320
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,617
‎布鲁斯 请让我单独跟她解释一下

321
00:16:36,747 --> 00:16:38,999
‎好 这件

322
00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,668
‎试一下这件绿色的

323
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:50,927
‎好

324
00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:57,684
‎好

325
00:16:58,810 --> 00:16:59,644
‎-不要
‎-可以的

326
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,313
‎-我要穿束腰
‎-你不需要

327
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,523
‎-我需要
‎-你不需要

328
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:05,567
‎我需要 我要穿束腰

329
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,570
‎你不需要 我帮你把衣服穿好

330
00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:11,782
‎往上拉好就行了

331
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,909
‎-我帮你 你站直了
‎-哦

332
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,577
‎站直了 好

333
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,330
‎好

334
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,374
‎你不需要穿束腰

335
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:33,804
‎好

336
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,014
‎-好
‎-好 我听到了 谢谢

337
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:43,146
‎（纽约 纳斯卡尔）

338
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,357
‎那是安吉尔奥伦桑兹吗？

339
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,443
‎我爱这里

340
00:17:48,527 --> 00:17:51,321
‎我以前来这里参加过泡沫派对

341
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,657
‎在大庭广众之下把头发打湿

342
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,993
‎那人是谁啊？
‎是皮包骨头的白人女孩啊 该死

343
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,870
‎我超爱这件衣服

344
00:17:58,954 --> 00:18:03,041
‎这个颜色真的和你很搭 你看这质感

345
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,418
‎帮我开道

346
00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:08,130
‎明白 来了

347
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,592
‎哇

348
00:18:13,677 --> 00:18:16,721
‎等等 那些富人是在这里假装去世

349
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,348
‎举办派对的吗？

350
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,225
‎我一直都想来这样的地方看看

351
00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:22,435
‎等等 这是临终秀吗？

352
00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:27,440
‎他们为什么要哭？

353
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:30,026
‎这是我前夫的葬礼

354
00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,406
‎你怎么不去拍照？

355
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:39,327
‎抱歉 我还没反应过来

356
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:43,665
‎我去瞻仰遗容时你要给我拍照

357
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,418
‎不 娜塔莎 绝不行

358
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,462
‎我可不想在别人的葬礼上
‎做这些大不敬的事情

359
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,339
‎太离谱了

360
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:54,259
‎这样做不对 我不能做

361
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,969
‎不行 绝对不行

362
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:56,970
‎听我说

363
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:04,019
‎此前我一直是一具
‎行尸走肉 直到你提醒了我

364
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:07,272
‎谢谢

365
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:14,070
‎我等这一天等了好久

366
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,784
‎我的双乳看起来怎么样？

367
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:25,040
‎很坚挺 就像两个椰子

368
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,218
‎太飒了

369
00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,390
‎我被她征服了

370
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:58,907
‎永别了 爱人

371
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,286
‎那时我还是湾脊区

372
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:07,374
‎一位火辣性感的服务生
‎是他发现了我

373
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:12,254
‎他说像我这样的大长腿美女
‎一定会有一番作为

374
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,216
‎我以为他只想跟我滚床单

375
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,385
‎我对此也毫无意见

376
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,763
‎我当时可谓是放荡不羁

377
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,182
‎原来他说的是做模特

378
00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:28,812
‎虽然他离开了我…

379
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,108
‎但我能有今时今日

380
00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:35,777
‎也要拜他所赐

381
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,155
‎我今天来也是这个目的

382
00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:44,619
‎我要送给他一份离别礼物

383
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,498
‎“据说法老会带着他们的宝贝

384
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,000
‎进入坟墓”

385
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:52,919
‎“如果他要带走

386
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:57,549
‎最喜欢的宝物

387
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:02,137
‎他一定会选择这个”

388
00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,182
‎梅维斯 我的包

389
00:21:10,145 --> 00:21:13,315
‎节哀顺变 老板

390
00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,399
‎我身无分文

391
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,985
‎买个香蕉的钱都不够

392
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,528
‎我喜欢你的黑蕾丝

393
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,113
‎你的包

394
00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:30,206
‎布兰得利 在下面好好玩

395
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:38,757
‎（优雅不凡）

396
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:41,968
‎（甜蜜的歌声）

397
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:47,599
‎（拯救了我这样的可怜人）

398
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:49,184
‎很棒

399
00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,978
‎好 时间到

400
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,230
‎明天练习混合绘画法

401
00:21:54,314 --> 00:21:57,233
‎记得带一些非常规材料来

402
00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:00,028
‎别忘了带炭笔

403
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:02,322
‎嘿

404
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:03,281
‎嘿

405
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:05,450
‎那个…

406
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:08,620
‎我一直在想你说的那些话

407
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:10,121
‎是吗？

408
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:11,122
‎是的

409
00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:17,754
‎我想告诉你我买沙发了

410
00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,049
‎哇

411
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:22,675
‎怎么了？

412
00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:28,431
‎那一晚很愉快 但我不想谈恋爱

413
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,684
‎恋爱？谈什么恋爱啊

414
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,437
‎还记得我说你炮王吗？

415
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,732
‎我就是这么认为的

416
00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:40,276
‎我只想玩一夜情

417
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,945
‎我以为你懂我的意思

418
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,656
‎我懂 我都懂

419
00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:47,700
‎从头到尾我都懂

420
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:49,536
‎-是吗？
‎-是的

421
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:52,247
‎你跟我炫耀沙发让我想多了

422
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,417
‎我就不能告诉你我买沙发这件事吗？

423
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,710
‎路易丝 我买了一个沙发

424
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,425
‎只是跟你闲聊而已 好吗？

425
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:09,347
‎明天记得带非常规材料来

426
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:11,766
‎抱歉

427
00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:17,897
‎自从1997年以来
‎我还没像今天这样哭过

428
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,944
‎娜塔莎 感情是需要宣泄的

429
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,780
‎很显然他对你而言很重要

430
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:30,160
‎多年以来

431
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:32,787
‎我都被怨恨冲昏了头脑

432
00:23:33,288 --> 00:23:35,582
‎到底是为了什么？

433
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:38,626
‎浪费了大好的青春年华

434
00:23:38,710 --> 00:23:40,712
‎自己一个人闷在家里

435
00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,256
‎恨他背叛我

436
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,258
‎恨他离我而去

437
00:23:45,341 --> 00:23:50,388
‎恨他重新找到幸福

438
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:56,019
‎有时候有些事就是难以释怀

439
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,271
‎不会了 他已经死了

440
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:03,443
‎娜塔莎

441
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:07,363
‎天啊 有10,000人在看直播呢 快出来

442
00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:08,990
‎开门啊 开门

443
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:12,619
‎天啊

444
00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,665
‎对 关键词 娜塔莎卡里娜

445
00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:20,460
‎身体自信 努力工作

446
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:22,795
‎梅维斯酷毙了

447
00:24:22,879 --> 00:24:26,591
‎等等 什么？不要写梅维斯酷毙了

448
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,676
‎赶快删了 快删了

449
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:31,721
‎删不了 正直播呢 我们要火了

450
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,640
‎怎么就火了？

451
00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,227
‎很多小心心哦

452
00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,648
‎-谢谢
‎-好

453
00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,525
‎-喝香槟
‎-好

454
00:24:43,608 --> 00:24:44,776
‎干杯

455
00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:46,736
‎你知道吗？

456
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,156
‎看到娜塔莎和前夫的恩恩怨怨…

457
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,658
‎我不想和她一样

458
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:58,289
‎我不想以后都在痛恨雅克中度过

459
00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,000
‎我必须迈过去这道坎

460
00:25:01,084 --> 00:25:04,587
‎我不知道具体怎么做 但是…

461
00:25:05,255 --> 00:25:07,966
‎我觉得自己必须经历痛苦

462
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,926
‎才能到达彼岸

463
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,512
‎老实说我很羡慕你

464
00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,681
‎-羡慕我？
‎-是的

465
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:18,309
‎你冒着巨大的风险从头再来

466
00:25:18,393 --> 00:25:20,395
‎你成功了 因为你很有激情

467
00:25:20,478 --> 00:25:21,396
‎是的

468
00:25:21,479 --> 00:25:22,730
‎我很久没有反思过

469
00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:25,233
‎我对什么有激情

470
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:28,278
‎有意思 我以为你

471
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,613
‎热爱在职场上碾压男人呢

472
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,241
‎-哇
‎-此话不假

473
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,951
‎但除此之外呢？

474
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:38,746
‎除了工作 生活还有其他意义吧？

475
00:25:38,830 --> 00:25:40,248
‎马利

476
00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:42,792
‎-真的
‎-太谢谢你了

477
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,086
‎敬梅维斯

478
00:25:45,169 --> 00:25:46,212
‎敬梅维斯

479
00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:49,340
‎感谢你让我们反思生活的意义

480
00:25:54,304 --> 00:25:57,265
‎（据说法老会带着他们的宝贝）

481
00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:58,516
‎（进入坟墓）

482
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:04,188
‎（如果他要带走 最喜欢的宝物）

483
00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:06,232
‎（他一定会选择这个）

484
00:26:08,443 --> 00:26:09,986
‎（他一定会选择这个）

485
00:26:11,279 --> 00:26:13,948
‎（他一定会选择这个）

486
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:15,408
‎好棒啊

487
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:20,580
‎（这个）

488
00:26:20,663 --> 00:26:21,956
‎（坟墓）

489
00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:23,666
‎（坟墓）

490
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:28,171
‎（坟墓）

491
00:27:21,557 --> 00:27:25,228
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