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‎寶貝

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‎-通體舒暢吧？
‎-對啊

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‎哎喲

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‎梅菲絲殺很大

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‎妹子，事業亨通喔

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‎謝謝

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‎多了兩個客戶和三千個粉絲

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‎現在我有3099個粉絲

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‎對吧？

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‎對，看看妳，活像一顆熟芒果

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‎-謝謝
‎-鮮美多汁

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‎-好喔
‎-漂亮喔

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‎-真沒禮貌，謝了，不客氣
‎-不客氣，應該要謝妳，美女

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‎威力很猛吧？對

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‎-裡面是什麼？
‎-親愛的

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‎這是專給運動員和忙碌的主管抽的

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‎所以才有白領犯罪
‎和舊5分錢的味道？

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‎-哎喲，妳邀卡利歐來？
‎-對

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‎我想跟妳聊聊女人心事

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‎我跟他不是那種朋友，他是不錯啦

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‎但每次跟他聊正經事

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‎他都把話題帶回資本主義和白人男性

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‎-他不是那種人
‎-他是

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‎-亮眼喔
‎-好

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‎桃子和草本二人組

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‎-就是我
‎-對

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‎妳知道那小子後來去當警察嗎？

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‎資本主義毀了他

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‎謝謝告知，卡利歐

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‎說到草本

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‎我以為會有大麻

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‎-來了
‎-來了

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‎拿去

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‎很好，嘿，瑪莉

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‎嘿，卡利歐，歡迎加入5K呼麻俱樂部

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‎我們呼麻、慢跑、吃早午餐
‎然後抹煞發生過的事

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‎-對
‎-好喔

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‎延展手臂

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‎聽到沒？
‎那是我在家得寶門市扭臀的聲音

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‎我…多汁大腿

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‎好，很帶勁，但這樣伸展是要幹嘛？

42
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‎不知道，只是嘗試新鮮事

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‎我是新的城市單身貴族

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‎我有沒有說過
‎雜貨店的男生喜歡我？

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‎我去買東西
‎有些是農產品，他沒算錢

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‎-農產品？不行
‎-不行

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‎-不能這樣
‎-不能這樣

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‎梅菲絲，食物要跟性愛分開

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‎哈林區一半的餐廳我都不能去

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‎現在跟我上床的女生
‎都覺得我不懂美食

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‎真的

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‎好，不好意思

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‎我一直都很沉著、冷靜、爽快、鎮定

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‎我懂得區隔，好嗎？

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‎這玩意發威了，講話特別有力

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‎-要開跑了？
‎-我喜歡

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‎-電子菸還我，謝謝
‎-什麼？

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‎-妳好
‎-嗨

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‎樓上的美女

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‎-你記得我
‎-對

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‎信用卡這次刷得過了

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‎我當然記得妳

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‎整個街區的房價都漲了

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‎因為有女神住在這裡

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‎對

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‎好喔

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‎好，不錯喔

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‎我來買東西，但我忘了要買什麼

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‎果醬餡餅，有果醬餡餅嗎？

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‎就在那邊

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‎但只有巧克力口味，我沒差

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‎因為我最愛巧克力的

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‎-對
‎-好，巧克力很好吃

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‎-對
‎-那也是我的最愛

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‎-妳的最愛？那是我的最愛
‎-也是我的最愛

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‎-是嗎？
‎-對，尤其是餓的時候

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‎-我幫妳
‎-不用

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‎-我可以
‎-讓我幫忙，這是我的店

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‎-讓我幫忙，沒關係
‎-真的沒關係，我拿到了

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‎-我來幫妳
‎-我拿到了

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‎-我拿到了
‎-我看到你…

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‎不，我拿到了

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‎妳對我的阿米爾怎麼了？

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‎媽，妳可以回去後面一下嗎？

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‎妳要去哪？

86
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‎妳想跟我兒子打砲
‎拍拍屁股就想走？

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‎-什麼？
‎-妳們這些美國女生怎麼了？

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‎不想結婚，只想打砲？

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‎不好意思，太太

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‎我不想跟妳解釋
‎第四波女性主義，好嗎？

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‎他只是幫我拿巧克力果醬餡餅而已

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‎別把兒子管那麼緊
‎他是大人了，28、29歲了？

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‎他21歲

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‎什麼？

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‎用人類的歲數來算？

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‎21歲？

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‎天啊，凱莉珍娜比他大？

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‎-22歲生日快樂
‎-不，是…

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‎《厚片女孩的生存之道》

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‎（燒烤與熟食）

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‎好高興嗆荷薄推薦妳

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‎風華絕代的變裝皇后
‎經過妳打扮都超勵志的

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‎每個人很可愛，各有風格

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‎就像雪花、指紋或王子的歌

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‎妳懂的

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‎但這真的是超夢幻的工作

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‎-喲
‎-嘿

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‎嘿

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‎專門幫妳們送過來的

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‎卡利歐，你超越自己了，國王

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‎這是你做的？給我的？

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‎鞋子不是我做的，但是我畫的

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‎沒錯，是給妳的，皇后

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‎天啊，我這輩子
‎沒有覺得自己這麼漂亮過

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‎寶貝，現在的妳就是時尚

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‎謝謝，我要胸部突出一點

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‎我剛隆乳，我要挺高一點

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‎我愛聊胸部，但我要去喝一杯

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‎聽起來不錯

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‎我的胸部一向超大

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‎穿鬆一點的吧，這裡需要彈性空間

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‎我不想要彈性空間

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‎過去六年，我兼了三份工作
‎才打造出這個身材

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‎天哪，女神

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‎既然這樣的話

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‎不要彈性空間了

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‎我跟安妮塔聊到妳
‎說妳在追隨自己熱愛的東西

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‎而我的生活也需要一些
‎讓我有熱情的東西

129
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‎-妳會跟心理師聊到我？
‎-所有問題我都會聊

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‎這有點傷人

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‎我以為她會叫我學電影
‎《享受吧！一個人的旅行》那樣

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‎學她離婚後做的事

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‎對

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‎但她一直要我去嘗試新鮮的事情

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‎拜託，我一天只有24個小時

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‎她應該是想幫妳，這很好啊

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‎她居然還敢說

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‎我強烈的控制慾可能會是阻礙

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‎什麼？妳有控制慾？亂講

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‎我付錢給這個女人

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‎-我需要方向
‎-好

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‎-我需要一些答案
‎-對

143
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‎我看到妳在那邊搖屁股
‎妳們都很美，等等

144
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‎-不要
‎-拉鍊沒拉

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‎我來就好，瑪莉，這是我的工作

146
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‎-吸氣，寶貝，好了
‎-謝謝

147
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‎妳去外面等我吧？

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‎天啊

149
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‎糟糕，不要，這不是真的

150
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‎親愛的，這不是珍娜傑克森
‎在超級盃的表演

151
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‎抱歉，打擾一下你們約會

152
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‎-我們不是在約會
‎-領帶借我

153
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‎我喜歡你的西裝，很好看

154
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‎不像會在單身派對搞死妓女

155
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‎像是會誠實繳稅，腳很乾淨

156
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‎手機也沒壞，很好，謝謝

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‎對了，在酒吧的人

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‎請嚐嚐我們新的雞尾酒

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‎叫作“梅菲絲殺很大”

160
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‎喝起來有仙桃的味道

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‎好好享受

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‎-妹子，胸部弄好了嗎？
‎-快好了

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‎好，我看看，沒有彈性空間就會這樣

164
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‎幸虧有妳，誰知道奶子會亂跑啊？

165
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‎美胸都會這樣

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‎她們又回來了

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‎嚇死他們，妹子！

168
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‎嘿，幫我結帳，謝謝

169
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‎梅菲絲呢？

170
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‎不知道，可能在後臺吧

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‎我傳了七封簡訊，音訊全無

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‎看到她的話，告訴她…

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‎你沒我想像的那麼煩

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‎謝謝…隨便啦

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‎梅菲絲現在單身

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‎感覺我們會更常碰面

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‎不如我也告訴你

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‎你知道，我的心理師…

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‎別告訴我，我不必知道什麼

180
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‎不，我的心理師安妮塔竟敢說…

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‎梅菲絲？

182
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‎我不能說謊，我也要回家喝酒

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‎嘿

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‎妳好

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‎不好意思

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‎你在這裡幹嘛？只有皇后能來這裡

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‎抱歉，我只是想跟這位美女要回領帶

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‎妳叫梅菲絲吧？

189
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‎對

190
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‎我是路卡

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‎嗨，路卡，很高興認識你

192
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‎幸好你長得帥

193
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‎你是哪來的？我得通知移民局

194
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‎我來自義大利羅馬

195
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‎領帶還你

196
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‎妳今晚的表現很厲害

197
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‎不是很多人可以見機行事

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‎親愛的，我也可以見“雞雞”行事喔

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‎對！幫我宣傳

200
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‎領帶還你了，你男朋友在外面等了

201
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‎他是我小時候的朋友，現在住紐約

202
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‎雖然他是同志，但我絕對不是

203
00:09:55,304 --> 00:09:57,931
‎我之前想告訴妳，但妳很忙

204
00:09:58,432 --> 00:09:59,642
‎好喔

205
00:09:59,725 --> 00:10:02,686
‎我不想太冒昧，但我明天要飛回去了

206
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:06,649
‎不曉得妳要不要跟我吃宵夜？

207
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:10,152
‎要！她想要跟你吃宵夜

208
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:11,403
‎嗆薄荷

209
00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:13,739
‎妳知道妳想跟他玩耍

210
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,534
‎我們去外面聊吧，謝謝

211
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:21,121
‎-來，我們走
‎-後會有期，再見

212
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:25,542
‎他一定會握著一根
‎奶油棍子麵包，等著瞧

213
00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:30,130
‎我跟這個女人傾訴了一個小時

214
00:10:30,214 --> 00:10:33,217
‎她竟然要我去嘗試新鮮的事物

215
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:37,054
‎你可以用手拿，直接拿起來吃就好了

216
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:41,058
‎然後讓手油油的？門都沒有，好嗎？

217
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:46,063
‎妳知道嗎？人要為生活而工作
‎不是為工作而生活

218
00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:49,650
‎妳的心理師說得對
‎人都要有個獨特的發洩途徑

219
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:52,361
‎你是說，去學樂器

220
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:54,530
‎上白痴的美術課之類的？

221
00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:56,907
‎這又不是《美國達人秀》

222
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,701
‎瑪莉，妳知道我是美術老師吧？

223
00:10:58,784 --> 00:11:02,037
‎我怎麼知道？我連你姓什麼都不知道

224
00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:04,164
‎荷蘭，我叫卡利歐荷蘭

225
00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,208
‎妳以為我是幹嘛的？

226
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,043
‎不知道，賣大麻的？

227
00:11:08,544 --> 00:11:10,838
‎有道理，好吧，妳知道嗎？

228
00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:13,674
‎我覺得妳不敢踏出舒適區

229
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,551
‎你就在我的舒適圈外面

230
00:11:17,386 --> 00:11:18,679
‎是梅菲絲，謝天謝地

231
00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:21,598
‎義大利國旗、茄子
‎五個噴水的表情符號

232
00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:24,560
‎-你懂那個意思吧？
‎-她透露太多了

233
00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,562
‎嘿，小蘿蔔

234
00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:29,773
‎幫我畫一雙靴子，像女神那一雙

235
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:34,111
‎我給你五百美元，加上這個美臀

236
00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,573
‎抱歉，寶貝，我不接受委託

237
00:11:37,656 --> 00:11:41,160
‎好吧，反正我本來就打算偷女神的

238
00:11:41,994 --> 00:11:43,412
‎真不敢相信

239
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:47,458
‎你竟然放棄五百美元和那個美臀？

240
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:49,793
‎我不是那種人，瑪莉

241
00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,754
‎美術是我的快樂泉源

242
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:54,882
‎只要跟錢扯上關係
‎我就沒那麼享受了

243
00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:58,677
‎窮光蛋，你在講什麼？
‎享受貧窮的快樂？

244
00:11:58,761 --> 00:12:00,596
‎我不賺那種錢

245
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,765
‎我可以照顧我自己和我媽

246
00:12:02,848 --> 00:12:05,017
‎不必搞得那麼複雜

247
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:07,644
‎算了，不敢相信我要這麼做

248
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:09,605
‎我們買單閃人吧

249
00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:12,900
‎我才不跟你上床，別叫我閃人

250
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:14,318
‎這是當然的

251
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,446
‎-我們沒有要上床
‎-對，我們要去畫畫

252
00:12:19,031 --> 00:12:20,365
‎我寧願上床

253
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:23,160
‎（義式美食）

254
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,953
‎這間餐廳很棒

255
00:12:25,454 --> 00:12:27,748
‎我要確定是不是各自買單

256
00:12:27,831 --> 00:12:29,541
‎才知道要點什麼

257
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:34,505
‎我們其實是要吃所謂的霸王餐

258
00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,216
‎不好意思

259
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:40,052
‎你不能同時風趣又迷人，我承受不起

260
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,304
‎別擔心，我請客

261
00:12:42,888 --> 00:12:43,722
‎謝謝

262
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,892
‎妳一直都想當造型師嗎？

263
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:52,898
‎對，應該吧，我一直都愛時尚

264
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:58,612
‎小時候我會收集一堆的時尚雜誌

265
00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,905
‎但很打擊信心

266
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:03,617
‎因為裡面的模特兒
‎都又瘦又白，超級白的

267
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,078
‎看得到皮膚下面的血管

268
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,248
‎讓人很擔心，想叫她們吃點奶油麵包

269
00:13:09,331 --> 00:13:13,919
‎我對顏色和輪廓一直都很有想法

270
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,754
‎很想把那些衣服

271
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:19,216
‎搭配在各種漂亮的體型和身材上

272
00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,759
‎-你好
‎-你好

273
00:13:41,989 --> 00:13:45,242
‎現在到底是怎麼回事？

274
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:48,620
‎我需要字幕才聽得懂那段對話
‎我很喜歡

275
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,497
‎這裡的主廚是我朋友

276
00:13:50,581 --> 00:13:53,542
‎我剛才想問你是做什麼的？

277
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:58,338
‎我在一間安置難民的非營利組織工作

278
00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:00,132
‎我爸媽都是移民

279
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,677
‎為了讓我過好日子，他們犧牲了很多

280
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,805
‎我想讓別人過得好一點

281
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,731
‎妳還好嗎？

282
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:17,733
‎抱歉

283
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:21,320
‎我的子宮在擊掌，我要…

284
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,406
‎讓它們做該做的事

285
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,575
‎現在是起立鼓掌

286
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:29,661
‎我必須說

287
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,997
‎妳非常迷人

288
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,248
‎謝謝

289
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,918
‎大胸部和雀斑應該有加分

290
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,003
‎絕對是額外的優點

291
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,886
‎那麼

292
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,264
‎敬大胸部和雀斑

293
00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:50,974
‎敬大胸部和雀斑

294
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:56,313
‎好，所以…

295
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,523
‎你要我畫畫嗎？

296
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,069
‎對，瑪莉，我要妳畫畫
‎所以才來這裡

297
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:05,238
‎我給妳畫筆和畫布

298
00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:10,202
‎好吧，你要我畫什麼？

299
00:15:10,953 --> 00:15:13,705
‎幼稚園之後，我就沒上過美術了

300
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:16,291
‎但我會用手掌沾顏料，畫出火雞

301
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:18,293
‎好，那就用手畫火雞

302
00:15:18,377 --> 00:15:20,212
‎妳要畫什麼都行

303
00:15:20,796 --> 00:15:22,130
‎閉上眼睛

304
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:24,591
‎讓能量透過畫筆，呈現在畫布上

305
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:26,635
‎你當我是哈利波特嗎？

306
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:29,554
‎-妳的心理師叫什麼，安妮塔？
‎-對，安妮塔

307
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:30,722
‎安妮塔還好嗎？

308
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,307
‎閉上眼睛

309
00:15:32,808 --> 00:15:33,850
‎呼吸就好

310
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:37,980
‎我在呼吸啊，不然早就掛了

311
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:39,815
‎你講這些有夠蠢

312
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,066
‎-瑪莉，拜託
‎-好啦

313
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:44,194
‎我可以照做，但你要再畫一雙靴子

314
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,405
‎趁機賺一些錢

315
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:48,949
‎妳知道嗎？

316
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,575
‎好，我可以

317
00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:53,412
‎我來畫靴子

318
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,289
‎妳快點給我畫

319
00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,208
‎你要我畫畫

320
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:02,337
‎我就畫得活靈活現給你看

321
00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:06,341
‎我要更常讓陌生人請我吃飯，真開心

322
00:16:07,009 --> 00:16:09,803
‎我不是陌生人，妳偷了我的領帶

323
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,140
‎還買甜點給我吃

324
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,892
‎美式的糖果品嚐菜單

325
00:16:15,976 --> 00:16:18,937
‎天哪，大聯盟口香糖

326
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,064
‎這是我的最愛

327
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:27,070
‎我把拔來美國
‎都會帶大聯盟口香糖回去給我

328
00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:29,406
‎天啊，你叫你爸爸“把拔”？

329
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,700
‎太可愛了！

330
00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:49,801
‎天啊，我好像艾美許青少年
‎在受洗前放飛自我

331
00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:53,430
‎我會跟妳一起四處放飛

332
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,059
‎好貼心

333
00:16:57,684 --> 00:17:00,896
‎你說放飛怎麼那麼性感？

334
00:17:00,979 --> 00:17:03,774
‎放飛

335
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,864
‎你要不要我…

336
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,684
‎糟糕

337
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:40,769
‎怎麼了？

338
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:46,191
‎你還好嗎？

339
00:17:46,691 --> 00:17:48,819
‎我盡量不要過度驚嚇

340
00:17:49,945 --> 00:17:53,532
‎不要再吃口香糖了
‎有了，我有剪刀，我可以…

341
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,449
‎不要

342
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,243
‎-別用剪刀
‎-好

343
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,744
‎怎麼樣啊？

344
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:01,123
‎潔德，現在不行，我有點狀況

345
00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,543
‎陰毛黏到口香糖？我看過

346
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:06,878
‎這是我的室友，非常抱歉

347
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:10,382
‎嘿，這很簡單
‎塗花生醬和冰塊，馬上就解決了

348
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,384
‎真的？我們有那些東西嗎？

349
00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:16,012
‎沒有，古柯鹼對花生醬過敏
‎我不信任冰塊

350
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:19,641
‎別再講那種話了，我會有更多疑問！

351
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,643
‎好，樓下有雜貨店

352
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,980
‎我可以去買花生醬和冰塊
‎我馬上回來

353
00:18:25,063 --> 00:18:26,857
‎你不會注意到我不在

354
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,068
‎-你不會有事吧？
‎-對，請快點回來

355
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,908
‎有地方可以讓我有點隱私嗎？

356
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,743
‎別擔心，我看過睪丸

357
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,330
‎你知不知道，男生那一根
‎就是子宮翻轉過來？

358
00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:43,582
‎我不知道

359
00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:46,918
‎謝謝

360
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,633
‎要命，我要過去

361
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,059
‎蕩婦不能來購物

362
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,896
‎抱歉，太太，爭分奪秒
‎我沒空聽妳的韻腳

363
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:08,190
‎媽的，妳害我跟妳一樣

364
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:11,109
‎-妳之前裸體來這裡
‎-我沒有裸體

365
00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:12,402
‎妳勾引我兒子

366
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,571
‎那是你情我願，他是個男人

367
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,488
‎謝謝

368
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,533
‎妳玷污了他

369
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,870
‎我跟妳兒子沒怎樣，也不會怎樣

370
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,122
‎我剛恢復單身，有點生疏

371
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:26,041
‎我不知道他那麼小

372
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:28,877
‎看起來他比較老，妳比較小，好混亂

373
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,838
‎還有，別把巧克力果醬餡餅
‎放在最上面

374
00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:35,175
‎除非妳想看我下面的
‎巧克力果醬餡餅，好嗎？

375
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,931
‎我們原本可以是這裡的神仙情侶的

376
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,933
‎去死吧，阿米爾

377
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,142
‎什麼，我…

378
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:47,854
‎你看看

379
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,273
‎比之前那一雙好看喔

380
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,275
‎我很佩服

381
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,320
‎這是瑪莉在稱讚男人嗎？

382
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,781
‎你恐怕不算男人

383
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:02,327
‎說真的，這能賣很多錢
‎不一定每次都要賺錢

384
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,747
‎偶爾把藝術當商業來操作會很有收穫

385
00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,874
‎總是想誘人背叛原則

386
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,209
‎謝了

387
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,503
‎那邊怎麼樣？

388
00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,588
‎我畫完了

389
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,298
‎沒什麼好炫耀的

390
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,759
‎但創作的感覺很不賴

391
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:20,095
‎-我需要這種感覺
‎-看看我們

392
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:23,014
‎正面影響彼此的人生

393
00:20:24,099 --> 00:20:26,184
‎我懂梅菲絲為什麼把你留在身邊了

394
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:29,604
‎靠，一晚稱讚兩次？妳一定累垮了吧

395
00:20:29,688 --> 00:20:30,647
‎沒錯

396
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,649
‎晚安，卡利歐

397
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,027
‎晚安，瑪莉，要我陪妳去地鐵站嗎？

398
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,487
‎地鐵？

399
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:45,161
‎靠

400
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,874
‎-她什麼都會嗎？
‎-畫得很棒吧？

401
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,626
‎超讚的，對吧？

402
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:54,337
‎我知道很棒，只是不想炫耀

403
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,464
‎你知道嗎？幹得好，寶貝

404
00:20:56,548 --> 00:21:00,010
‎非常好，你剛才叫我要呼吸

405
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:03,054
‎很有用，呼吸真的很管用

406
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,765
‎-妳可以說謝謝就好
‎-是謝謝你

407
00:21:06,558 --> 00:21:07,517
‎什麼事？

408
00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:09,936
‎你還好嗎？

409
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,772
‎我知道你不好，但我可以幫忙嗎？

410
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:14,774
‎對

411
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,277
‎我不能…

412
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:19,988
‎看到所有地方

413
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,156
‎還有一個

414
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,079
‎對不起，我把口香糖黏在你屌上

415
00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:31,166
‎這是38歲的我單身的樣子

416
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:34,711
‎我大概不該透露我的年紀，這不性感

417
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,172
‎我就是想裝性感

418
00:21:37,255 --> 00:21:38,340
‎可是

419
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:43,511
‎真正的我不會在計程車上幫人吹喇叭

420
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:47,307
‎我是獨立女性
‎能自己闖出一片天，可是…

421
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:52,145
‎有時我只是想要人家問我
‎今天過得怎樣

422
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,731
‎這樣很扯嗎？太扯了

423
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,648
‎梅菲絲

424
00:21:57,275 --> 00:21:58,526
‎今天過得怎樣？

425
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:00,904
‎不太好

426
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:03,740
‎我也是

427
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:37,899
‎交往五年，同居四年

428
00:22:39,484 --> 00:22:40,902
‎結果我…

429
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,447
‎撞見他在跟人打砲

430
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,574
‎在一起十年

431
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,452
‎結婚八年

432
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:50,453
‎有小孩嗎？

433
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,371
‎沒有

434
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:53,790
‎以後會有

435
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:56,918
‎跟對的女人

436
00:23:22,569 --> 00:23:25,196
‎如果我說我會想妳，會奇怪嗎？

437
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:26,156
‎會

438
00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:27,615
‎同時也不會

439
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,618
‎趁我還記得，拿去

440
00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,829
‎古柯鹼對這個很過敏，所以…

441
00:23:33,413 --> 00:23:34,539
‎你拿去吃吧

442
00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:43,756
‎再見

443
00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:49,095
‎再見

444
00:24:00,398 --> 00:24:03,067
‎卡利歐，天啊，你在這裡幹嘛？

445
00:24:03,151 --> 00:24:04,736
‎我約他來的

446
00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:09,324
‎對，三個人慢跑比較好，別小題大作

447
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:13,661
‎這世界好美

448
00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:17,499
‎梅菲絲，怎麼這麼開心轉圈？

449
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:20,627
‎她吃了義大利巧克力

450
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:25,924
‎對，我吃了義大利巧克力，非常可口

451
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,260
‎我也發現我不喜歡一夜情

452
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:32,931
‎我喜歡跟成年人真誠交往
‎但我笨手笨腳的

453
00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:35,058
‎這點大家都知道吧

454
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:39,187
‎靠，講了這麼多，她都還沒嗨呢

455
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:40,647
‎我可能會嫁他

456
00:24:41,231 --> 00:24:42,440
‎她絕對嗨了

457
00:24:43,358 --> 00:24:45,485
‎不好意思，什麼？喂

458
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:48,238
‎我是開玩笑的

459
00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,950
‎你們跑好快
‎我胸部好重，這件內衣不行

460
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:56,621
‎嘿，妳可以拿房租過去嗎？

461
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,374
‎我要去蜥蜴保護區見朋友

462
00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:00,708
‎我正要去上班

463
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,628
‎這好像很重要，不過這些鬃獅蜥

464
00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:07,257
‎等著要行成年禮，已經等很久了

465
00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:10,552
‎好吧，我拿去，在哪裡？

466
00:25:13,888 --> 00:25:15,848
‎好…

467
00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,809
‎給妳，嗨，妳好嗎？很好

468
00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,270
‎對了，我很愛我的新家

469
00:25:20,353 --> 00:25:23,606
‎我也很高興看到有色人種女性

470
00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,985
‎為家人創造源源不斷的金流

471
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,070
‎非常感謝

472
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:33,074
‎謝謝，明天4點15分或4點半
‎再把支票存進去

473
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,785
‎改天也可以，隨妳的意，都行

474
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,663
‎這是我們的世界
‎我們活在其中，好了

475
00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:05,607
‎（改編自蜜雪兒伯托的著作）

476
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:39,015
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