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‎謝謝

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‎妳很善良，妳很聰明，妳很重要

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‎天啊，我好緊張
‎在引用《姊妹》的臺詞

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‎好

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‎請進

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‎妮可拜爾！

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‎＃梅菲絲殺很大的梅菲絲

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨，進來吧，寶貝

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‎-天啊
‎-嗨

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‎天啊，那個喪禮影片我看了上千遍

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‎妳知道我愛變裝皇后

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‎我看過妳在風華絕代的作品

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‎妳很會打扮我們這些小胖妹

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‎謝謝妳

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‎非常抱歉

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‎之前我一直叫妳去死

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‎妳私訊我
‎我以為是詐騙集團，結果不是

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‎妳是真的，這是真的

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‎聽好，下週五我要推出
‎厚片女孩的性感內衣款式

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‎我以為我的團隊可以搞定

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‎但我需要找人來
‎讓我和模特兒更時尚一點

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‎我心想，娜塔莎卡琳娜
‎當時把假屌丟進棺材裡

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‎看起來超美的，找妳準沒錯

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‎棺材和假屌，就是我的招牌

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‎妳好爆笑

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‎我居然能跟那個女王共事

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‎這是我的使命，我人生的目的

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‎我想跟漂亮的胖妹共事
‎讓她們有自信

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‎感覺時尚，看起來很酷

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‎-我就在做這件事
‎-沒錯

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‎我以妳為榮，就說妳辦得到

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‎謝謝

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‎妳一定是在慶祝，妳在喬安家喝醉了

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‎我和古柯鹼告訴她
‎要把工作的東西放在房間

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‎她都不聽我們的話

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‎抱歉，潔德

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‎我的事業很大，這間公寓很小

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‎顧客上門，超幸運，忙死了

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‎來慶祝我第二個明星客戶

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‎耶！

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‎停下來

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‎蹲下來

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‎叫他們閉嘴，開始幹活

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‎喔，不

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‎這就拉夫萊達斯的本性

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‎停下來

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‎蹲下來

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‎叫他們閉嘴…

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‎-她會說出來
‎-希望不會

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‎喔，不

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‎這就拉夫萊達斯的本性

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‎兄弟想試試

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‎兄弟想說謊

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‎兄弟想知道

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‎-好
‎-讚喔

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‎我只知道痛苦

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‎我只感覺到雨滴

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‎《厚片女孩的生存之道》

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‎妮可

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‎這超美的

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‎厚片女孩穿蕾絲內褲就已經夠嗨了

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‎看看這些顏色

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‎我愛死了

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‎他們老是讓我們穿聖誕紅

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‎或樸素的米黃色，這好嗨

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‎米黃色？妹子，那個我不熟

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‎本人是行走的彩虹糖

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‎我的內衣一定要五顏六色

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‎我喜歡，喔！真抱歉

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‎所以，那些顏色

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‎黃色、藍色、橘色、紫色、綠色

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‎讓我想到天堂鳥

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‎我在想

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‎我可以把妳的模特兒打扮成天堂美人

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‎用很多植物、花朵、藤蔓

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‎裝扮成厚厚的一束美人花

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‎哎呀，我喜歡

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‎天堂美人太完美了

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‎我還覺得我們應該
‎請來各種大號的模特兒

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‎各個種族、性別表現、跨性別女性

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‎我們的想法一致

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‎好

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‎狂炸妳手機的人最好是想找妳爽一下

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‎不知道妳愛男的還是女的，我都愛

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‎這樣很讚，男女通吃

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‎還有，我們可以把天堂鳥
‎放在模特兒的…

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‎乳溝或股溝

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‎我是要說頭髮

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‎對，這樣比較有品味
‎看吧，我需要妳

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‎妳就是我的品味，擊掌

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‎太好了

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‎路卡，抱歉，我最近很忙

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‎這是我兩天內的第一餐

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‎妳在忙什麼嗎？

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‎對，我去拿內衣發表會的配飾

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‎還要去買植物

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‎還要去找娜塔莎，她狂炸我的手機

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‎我懂了，我們只是沒機會聊聊

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‎天啊

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‎娜塔莎打給我，寶貝
‎我得掛了，對不起

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‎晚點再聊

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‎別擔心，沒關係

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‎-再見
‎-別太累了

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‎娜塔莎，我在路上了

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‎我的手機裡一堆未接來電和簡訊
‎都冒煙了啦

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‎看看是誰來了？

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‎嗨，嗆薄荷

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‎梅菲絲，我出席布萊德利的喪禮
‎那支影片拿到了威比獎

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‎什麼？

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‎我把她講的那段話拿來混音
‎超經典，也得獎了

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‎天啊，別把我弄哭
‎我很容易哭，我月經來了

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‎-終於要走紅毯了，我們成功了！
‎-我們成功了

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‎我們真的成功了

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‎好，時間不多，威比獎是下週五晚上

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‎娜塔莎，我絕對有辦法一心二用

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‎什麼？

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‎妮可拜爾
‎請我幫她的內衣發表會做造型

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‎也在下週五

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‎妹子，妳是明星專屬的造型師

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‎天啊！

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‎好，妳幹嘛隨便幫人做造型？

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‎妳是我的造型師，我的左右手

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‎那我呢？

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‎為什麼大家都以自我為中心？布魯斯

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‎娜塔莎，我需要更多的明星客戶
‎來建立品牌

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‎這個手環可以給我嗎？

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‎隨便啦

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‎靠

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‎＃梅菲絲殺很大是我想出來的

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‎要說是我造就了妳也不為過

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‎其實

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‎是我想出來的

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‎那邊有幾條項鍊

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‎娜塔莎，過去幾個月的合作
‎我非常自豪

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‎而且

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‎我保證我不會讓妳失望

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‎尤其是在紅毯上

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‎好吧

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‎去幫那隻小布偶做造型吧

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‎但我需要妳的時候，妳要出現

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‎-沒問題
‎-沒問題

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‎-天啊
‎-我的寶貝

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‎看看這個小子，他球技好嗎？

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‎嗯

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‎他打得很爛

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‎但打完球可以吃披薩
‎他很愛吃，所以…

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‎好吧

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‎-嗨，我是…
‎-嘿

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‎卡利歐

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‎嘿，是妳

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‎還好嗎？

152
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‎-還不錯
‎-好

153
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‎比你剛神隱的時候好多了

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‎我有嗎？

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‎因為工作吧，妳知道的
‎我一直在忙工作

156
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‎所以我的簡訊才變綠色的？

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‎我只是要拿回環形耳環，我放在你家

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‎這樣吧

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‎我一定會請他還給妳
‎可以先端杯水來嗎？謝謝

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‎-當然可以
‎-謝謝

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‎馬上端來

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‎謝謝

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‎妳敢相信嗎？

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‎看到我和妳坐在這裡，還講這種話

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‎真不專業

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‎聽好

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‎我知道你變了，但她沒有

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‎你不能這樣對女人
‎還以為她們不會有反應

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‎妳說得對

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‎她會幫我們加料

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‎-對
‎-對

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‎-要留小費
‎-我在掏錢了

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‎-時尚又時髦
‎-我們兩個都是…

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‎嘿

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‎-嗨，喬丹
‎-梅菲絲

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‎還好嗎？

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‎很好

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‎太好了，你很好

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‎可以讓我們聊一下嗎？

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‎好，我以為你不會開口呢

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‎很高興看到妳

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‎-出來買東西？
‎-對

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‎有客戶要走紅毯，我要幫忙做造型

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‎好喔，小梅

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‎我還要幫妮可拜爾的
‎內衣發表會做造型

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‎梅菲絲，這是天大的好消息

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‎太好了

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‎抱歉，這太讓人興奮了

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‎妳闖出一片天了，我就知道妳可以

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‎等一下，重點不是我

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‎妳闖出一片天了，妳就知道妳可以

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‎沒有錯

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‎妳是我認識最努力的人

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‎我們永遠會在同一個圈子裡

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‎同一個行業

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‎也許之後

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‎碰到對方時會比較自在，可以打招呼

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‎聊聊近況

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‎-也許吧
‎-天啊

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‎我沒在聽，對不起，我只是…很高興

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‎嘿

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‎嘿

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‎我知道現在可能太晚了

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‎可是

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‎我欠妳一個道歉

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‎對不起，我沒回電話

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‎對，太遲了，我知道你只想上床

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‎但我以為你是好人

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‎我也以為是這樣

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00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:25,709
‎但我在學習，我在成長，修正自己

211
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,713
‎過去一年，每次碰到我
‎你就拔腿就跑

212
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,298
‎要順便道歉嗎？

213
00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:34,009
‎什麼？拔腿就跑？沒有啊

214
00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:35,386
‎小姐，拜託

215
00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,138
‎好吧

216
00:10:39,056 --> 00:10:40,599
‎這件事我也很抱歉

217
00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,520
‎我又不是想跟你交往

218
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:46,939
‎我有男友了，而且他是好人

219
00:10:47,022 --> 00:10:48,899
‎太棒了，我也有對象了

220
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:51,151
‎好，卡利歐，不錯嘛

221
00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,611
‎好，史蒂芬妮

222
00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,322
‎-我是梅蘭妮
‎-妳確定？

223
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:57,574
‎不是…

224
00:10:58,617 --> 00:10:59,868
‎糟糕

225
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:03,163
‎梅蘭妮，我在成長，成長需要時間

226
00:11:03,247 --> 00:11:05,165
‎（風華絕代）

227
00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:08,293
‎-小戴，屁股這邊放寬一點
‎-好

228
00:11:08,377 --> 00:11:10,796
‎不好意思，屁股就是這麼大

229
00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:12,172
‎感謝主，妹子

230
00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,633
‎上帝給妳兩顆大奶，我不氣…

231
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,886
‎小戴，能不能…胸部這邊，我們需要…

232
00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:21,140
‎-夾一下？沒問題
‎-你最懂我了

233
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:24,143
‎我沒有忘記妳

234
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:27,020
‎我的發表會就是要讚揚厚片女孩

235
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,898
‎-我也有衣服給妳穿
‎-天啊，妮可

236
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,275
‎我真的等不及了

237
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,944
‎記住，她曾被遺棄，妮可拜爾，嗨

238
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,237
‎-你好
‎-你怎麼…

239
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,156
‎她18歲當上模特兒，家人背棄她

240
00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:40,325
‎她36歲胖了9公斤，時尚圈遺棄了她

241
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:41,493
‎她覺得妳是下一個

242
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:44,121
‎抱歉，那些未療癒的創傷

243
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,706
‎就要壓在妳身上了

244
00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:47,249
‎哈囉！

245
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,170
‎這裡面好黑，又好小

246
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:52,546
‎嗨

247
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:57,551
‎嘿，我說過了，之後馬上就去妳家

248
00:11:57,634 --> 00:12:01,221
‎我不想讓妳太勞累，所以自己來了

249
00:12:01,305 --> 00:12:04,016
‎娜塔莎卡琳娜，妹子，我愛妳

250
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,019
‎好貼心，我根本不知道妳是誰

251
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,105
‎娜塔莎，別學瑪麗亞凱莉
‎假裝不認識珍妮佛羅培茲

252
00:12:10,189 --> 00:12:12,566
‎沒關係，女王，盡量看不起我

253
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:14,526
‎黃色

254
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:15,569
‎很有意思

255
00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,489
‎夠了，這個顏色很性感

256
00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:20,532
‎我馬上回來，對不起

257
00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,284
‎-我像棉花糖嗎？
‎-她要穿8號嗎？

258
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,161
‎不是黃色，是金盞花的顏色

259
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,414
‎娜塔莎，我很想尊重妳的感受

260
00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:30,834
‎但這太過分了
‎就算是以妳的標準來看

261
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:34,129
‎什麼？是布魯斯想看那個妮可什麼的

262
00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:37,090
‎對，沒錯，她說的都沒錯

263
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,468
‎對，順便說一下

264
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,804
‎那肥婆撐不起時尚，她不是我

265
00:12:41,887 --> 00:12:45,098
‎別激動
‎胖子都不介意人家說他們肥了

266
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:48,018
‎但不能用妳那種口氣，我也很胖

267
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:51,688
‎娜塔莎，我說我一個小時後會到妳家

268
00:12:51,772 --> 00:12:53,857
‎我就是那時候會去

269
00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,527
‎好啦，放輕鬆，梅菲絲

270
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,445
‎我們只是剛好經過

271
00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,572
‎這裡有人打掃嗎？

272
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:08,455
‎我覺得好內疚，好像我在背叛她

273
00:13:08,539 --> 00:13:10,541
‎我被激起遭受背叛的焦慮

274
00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:14,169
‎我被激慮了，有這個詞嗎？
‎不知道，應該要有

275
00:13:14,253 --> 00:13:15,504
‎我沒聽過

276
00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:18,465
‎我問妳幾個問題，快問快答

277
00:13:18,549 --> 00:13:20,384
‎-天啊
‎-誰先僱妳的？

278
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:22,344
‎-妮可
‎-娜塔莎喜歡她的造型嗎？

279
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,221
‎她的時裝造型？當然

280
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:27,891
‎妳是不是無法設定界線
‎導致妳想討好所有人？

281
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:30,310
‎對，但遊戲不是這樣玩的

282
00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:33,021
‎妳說妳想發展自己的品牌

283
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:35,649
‎讓大家喜歡自己的身體和衣服

284
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:36,817
‎對

285
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,735
‎但有了另一個明星客戶

286
00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,654
‎妳卻覺得內疚，無法面對

287
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,406
‎該把梅菲絲放在第一位了

288
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,909
‎妳離開賈克時就是這樣說的吧？

289
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:48,620
‎好

290
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,999
‎你一定要這樣喝酒嗎？

291
00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:54,042
‎我講道理的時候才這樣喝

292
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,300
‎累死了

293
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:05,721
‎超想睡的

294
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,559
‎搞什麼？

295
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,812
‎搞什麼？你，搞什麼？

296
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,480
‎潔德，搞什麼？

297
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:16,773
‎什麼？

298
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:20,652
‎有個路人甲睡在我床上

299
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,071
‎天啊，那是貝果店的貝瑞

300
00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:24,197
‎不是路人甲

301
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,241
‎這太無禮了

302
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,577
‎-無禮？
‎-對

303
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:29,703
‎-我？
‎-對

304
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:30,954
‎-真的嗎？
‎-對

305
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,166
‎想看無禮，看一下這間公寓

306
00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:39,379
‎我現在只看到妳的朋友躺在我的床上

307
00:14:39,463 --> 00:14:42,591
‎他睡在妳床上
‎是因為通常他都睡沙發

308
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:45,177
‎我買的沙發，但現在堆滿妳的東西

309
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,971
‎把我的東西移開
‎我不在乎，把東西拿走

310
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,682
‎或去浴室，叫他睡在浴缸裡

311
00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,393
‎真的嗎？裡面也都是妳的東西

312
00:14:53,477 --> 00:14:57,022
‎潔德，現在是我這輩子最忙的時候

313
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,733
‎別以為我不知道妳會用我的毛巾

314
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,486
‎我之前在擦臉，結果聞到妳的味道

315
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,071
‎很噁心

316
00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:08,408
‎我也不能擦橄欖油了
‎因為我們要保護那些衣服

317
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:12,037
‎我很努力了
‎我很好玩，很古怪，好嗎？

318
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,082
‎沒有人會想跟妳住，一個都沒有

319
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,335
‎妳知道嗎？

320
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,506
‎我要設定界線，妳不能進我的房間

321
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,966
‎我不歡迎妳

322
00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:27,177
‎好！明天別想吃我的貝果

323
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:30,722
‎-我知道妳會吃
‎-我會大吃妳的貝果

324
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,349
‎那是貝利付我的錢

325
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:36,269
‎我會舔妳的貝果
‎像亞莉安娜在甜甜圈店那樣

326
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,854
‎-別以為我不會
‎-天啊

327
00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:40,524
‎幹，你穿我的T恤嗎，貝瑞？

328
00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:45,612
‎她真的戴大禮帽
‎像1990年代的麗莎波奈那樣？

329
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:48,991
‎不是，她是完全複製

330
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:51,201
‎戴眼鏡等等的

331
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:57,207
‎但我以前是個猛男

332
00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:01,294
‎現在勇於承認錯誤
‎開口道歉，感覺不錯

333
00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:05,757
‎老實說，能告訴妳這件事
‎感覺也不錯

334
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,844
‎妳有種特質，會讓我想變得更好

335
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,222
‎為了妳和我

336
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,349
‎寶貝，太貼心了

337
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,019
‎我還打電話給其他女生

338
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,520
‎真的？她們怎麼說？

339
00:16:20,731 --> 00:16:23,108
‎有些話我不能重複

340
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:28,572
‎但有個女生打給我
‎說我是“美國最爛的人”

341
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,742
‎-對
‎-天啊

342
00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:33,827
‎回教領袖好像對我做了裁定

343
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,956
‎我喜歡你，但我不會替你作證

344
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:41,877
‎既然…

345
00:16:44,296 --> 00:16:48,008
‎我現在已經成長了

346
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,219
‎我希望我們的關係更進一步

347
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:52,804
‎我想多陪陪妳

348
00:16:53,305 --> 00:16:55,515
‎不只是週末庫柏不在的時候

349
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,517
‎我也想認識他

350
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:03,648
‎你跟庫柏還是慢慢認識比較好

351
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:07,903
‎不過，我很想多花點時間跟你在一起

352
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,029
‎對

353
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,865
‎不要急著認識他

354
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,659
‎反正他會故意當電燈泡

355
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,162
‎我也有個單親媽媽

356
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:20,040
‎我以前超會當電燈泡
‎我是電燈泡忍者

357
00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:23,418
‎我不會讓這種事發生

358
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,962
‎因為老媽有需求，好嗎？

359
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,672
‎老媽有需求？

360
00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:30,300
‎老媽有什麼需求？

361
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:34,179
‎來看看我能不能找到妳的需求

362
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,431
‎這裡有需求嗎？

363
00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:38,350
‎我好像找到了一個

364
00:17:38,934 --> 00:17:41,269
‎這個…那個…

365
00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,404
‎天哪

366
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,328
‎（路卡：超想見妳）

367
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,663
‎（旅程資料）

368
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:08,171
‎梅菲絲，還好嗎？妳那邊是半夜

369
00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:12,634
‎很抱歉，一大早打給你
‎我剛才看到義大利航空的電郵

370
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,221
‎你買了機票要我去看你嗎？
‎不能退票，中間的座位

371
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,391
‎可能是中間座位，不過是出口那一排

372
00:18:19,474 --> 00:18:22,519
‎路卡，我不能拋下一切，跑去義大利

373
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,313
‎我講過我一週的行程，你好像沒在聽

374
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:28,483
‎我知道妳很忙，所以才買票給妳

375
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,986
‎妳太忙了，氣色不好

376
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:31,987
‎什麼？

377
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:33,488
‎不是，妳很漂亮

378
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:36,074
‎但妳好像沒空吃飯、睡覺

379
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,242
‎現在還醒著

380
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,828
‎妳要在生活中找到平衡

381
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:47,586
‎很好，請告訴我
‎我需要找到什麼，這太好笑了

382
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:51,173
‎聽好，我們沒時間
‎花三個小時吃義大利麵

383
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,883
‎或放四個月的假，好嗎？

384
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:56,178
‎但拜託，讓我知道我要找到什麼平衡

385
00:18:56,261 --> 00:18:58,305
‎妳幹嘛氣這張機票？

386
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,641
‎這張機票很浪漫
‎除了是中間的座位之外

387
00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,561
‎是嗎？妳放個假，過來這裡

388
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,314
‎我帶妳四處走走，我們會很開心

389
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:10,609
‎但也很不切實際

390
00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:13,904
‎我不能這麼不著邊際地過日子

391
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:18,241
‎我很努力工作
‎也很喜歡努力工作，我想出人頭地

392
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,161
‎我以為妳希望我們在一起

393
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:25,290
‎沒錯，但我不知道怎麼
‎為我們、為我自己騰出時間

394
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,875
‎好吧

395
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,588
‎這跟我想的不一樣

396
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,840
‎可能只是…

397
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,634
‎我不知道

398
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,053
‎聽我說

399
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,305
‎先說到這裡

400
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,351
‎我有很多事要做，晚點再聊，好嗎？

401
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,519
‎好，晚點再談

402
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,605
‎再見

403
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,273
‎再見

404
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,247
‎妳很美

405
00:20:05,747 --> 00:20:06,581
‎我知道

406
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,333
‎好

407
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,212
‎妳要去哪裡？

408
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,881
‎去發表會

409
00:20:14,965 --> 00:20:17,259
‎有人會照顧妳，布魯斯知道怎麼做

410
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:18,635
‎不要離開我

411
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,137
‎-你行的
‎-不要，別離開我，留下來

412
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,555
‎梅菲絲，我…

413
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,766
‎決定了

414
00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:29,271
‎我要妳當我的專屬御用造型師

415
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:32,482
‎所以…

416
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,111
‎開價吧

417
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:42,158
‎錢不是重點，娜塔莎
‎我在努力發展自己的品牌

418
00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,495
‎妳有想過要為我高興嗎？

419
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,538
‎沒有

420
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,832
‎月薪一萬怎麼樣？

421
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,208
‎一萬什麼？

422
00:20:50,709 --> 00:20:52,168
‎美元，梅菲絲

423
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,629
‎別太傷妮可的心，她是粉絲

424
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:57,424
‎我只需要妳簽三年的合約

425
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,508
‎三年？

426
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,555
‎這…

427
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,767
‎-娜塔莎
‎-什麼事？

428
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,230
‎雖然這筆錢能改變我的人生

429
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,816
‎我再也不必跟人同居了

430
00:21:17,986 --> 00:21:20,196
‎我的品牌不能以妳為中心

431
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:23,074
‎我要把自己放在第一位

432
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,578
‎梅菲絲，妳走出那扇門

433
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,080
‎就別再回來了

434
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,333
‎我是說真的

435
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,168
‎到此為止

436
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:37,922
‎妳知道嗎？

437
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,009
‎我很擅長分手

438
00:21:48,016 --> 00:21:52,187
‎妮可拜爾隆重推出天堂美人

439
00:22:01,237 --> 00:22:03,448
‎妳一手打造的，太棒了

440
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,241
‎對啊，你知道嗎？

441
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,494
‎大家都好美

442
00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,954
‎看得出來她們都覺得自己很美

443
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,581
‎對了，妳也很美

444
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:14,542
‎我知道我超亮眼，好嗎？

445
00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,420
‎妮可，這個系列好漂亮

446
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,881
‎妳是怎麼想到天堂鳥這個主題的？

447
00:22:20,507 --> 00:22:23,885
‎我不能居功
‎是我漂亮的造型師梅菲絲構想的

448
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:26,805
‎梅菲絲，來聊聊妳的靈感，拜託

449
00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:28,765
‎好

450
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,477
‎基本上

451
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,814
‎大家總是要大尺碼的女人變瘦

452
00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:39,275
‎真的，大家都叫我們減肥，變瘦一點

453
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:43,321
‎但只要陽光充足，天堂鳥就會綻放

454
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:48,201
‎所以我很想讓漂亮的同志族群

455
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,537
‎和非二元性別的朋友

456
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:54,707
‎在燈光下展現出
‎漂亮、鮮艷、大膽的顏色

457
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:58,837
‎因為這群人沒有因為世人的眼光
‎而改變自己

458
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,171
‎梅菲絲

459
00:23:00,255 --> 00:23:01,881
‎梅菲絲

460
00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,968
‎（梅菲絲波蒙，視訊影片）

461
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,262
‎嘿，還好嗎？

462
00:23:07,345 --> 00:23:10,348
‎又好又壞

463
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,561
‎我好像做了蠢事，但我覺得是對的

464
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:17,439
‎是不是很蠢？回答我，卡利歐

465
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:18,648
‎梅菲絲，妳還好嗎？

466
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:23,695
‎我不幫娜塔莎做造型了
‎這是好消息吧？這很勇敢

467
00:23:23,778 --> 00:23:25,572
‎我跟妮可只合作一次

468
00:23:25,655 --> 00:23:28,783
‎娜塔莎每個月要付我一萬美元

469
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:29,826
‎什麼？

470
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:34,164
‎我沒有搞砸吧？會有其他的工作吧？

471
00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,834
‎-這是好事吧？
‎-梅菲絲，妳的呼吸怪怪的

472
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:41,713
‎我可以聽到我的心跳
‎好大聲，你有聽到…

473
00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:44,549
‎-找個地方坐下
‎-我的心跳好快

474
00:23:44,632 --> 00:23:47,427
‎-深呼吸，妳只是累了
‎-我的手指

475
00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:50,013
‎-妳沒有搞砸
‎-我…

476
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,015
‎-我不知道我…
‎-梅菲絲

477
00:23:56,728 --> 00:23:58,646
‎別擔心，小姐，沒事的

478
00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:02,192
‎這些妓女上班之前應該要吃飽

479
00:24:02,275 --> 00:24:05,195
‎不好意思，你看到我的鮑魚了嗎？

480
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,574
‎對不起，不必客氣

481
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:12,160
‎（救護車）

482
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:30,303
‎（改編自蜜雪兒伯托的著作）

483
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,337
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