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‎（贝尔维尤医院）

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‎全身都疼

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‎我不会死吧？

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‎-不会 亲爱的
‎-当然不会

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‎我不是医生 我只负责给她做检查

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‎我到底是怎么了？

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‎是盐吃太多了？
‎还是黄油？酒精？肉？

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‎糖尿病？我得了糖尿病？
‎我会死吗？我能康复吗？

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‎是甲状腺极度活跃
‎过度活跃还是过于活跃？

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‎还是甲状腺机能低下？

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‎到底是什么病？告诉我啊
‎你怎么一言不发？

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‎等医生看完报告后会进来告诉你的

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‎不行 我这位黑人妹妹现在非常痛苦

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‎我们可不会坐等某位白人医生

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‎进来告诉我们她身体没问题

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‎抱歉…

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‎你知道黑人女性和黄种人女性

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‎经常在医院遭受虐待吗？

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‎要不要我给你读一下统计数据？

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‎这所医院里一定
‎有黑人医生吧 你起来

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‎对 就是你 我去去就来

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‎-好
‎-交给我处理

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‎谢谢

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‎我马上给你找一位
‎医术高超的黑人医生

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‎-我爱你
‎-好 走吧！

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‎我得给她检测完啊

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‎不用了 你现在…

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‎我还有很多想做的事情没有做

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‎我想…

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‎我想环游世界

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‎我想做妈妈 我想成就一番事业

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‎天哪

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‎天哪 我刚刚把工作辞了

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‎我放弃了一个月10000美元的工资
‎其实娜塔莎也没那么差劲

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‎卡里尔 我都干了些
‎什么事啊？这下没收入了

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‎别说了

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‎你现在给我好好休息
‎你的那些梦想都会实现的

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‎赶紧躺下 闭上双眼 好好休息

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‎-好吗？
‎-好的

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‎真希望我的催眠机在我身边

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‎你想听什么声音？大海还是城市？

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‎城市

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‎那是救护车的声音

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‎-这声音真酷
‎-是的

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‎-休息吧
‎-我爱你

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‎好啦 我也爱你

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‎片名：SURVIVAL OF THE THICKEST

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‎打扰一下 医生 好吧 都无视我

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‎黑人女性总是乐于助人

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‎可一旦我们需要帮助 就没见人了

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‎黑人女性发明了卫生巾

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‎是的 还有3D电影 各种科技发明

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‎没错 还有饲管 安防系统

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‎来电显示系统 摇滚音乐

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‎能不能告诉我黑人医生办公室在哪？

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‎拜托！

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‎你好

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‎如果你不大喊大叫
‎那就更讨人喜欢了

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‎你朋友在哪？

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‎什么？

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‎我找到了一位黑人医生

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‎我找到了

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎-我是布丽塔医生
‎-你好 我是梅维斯博蒙特

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‎很高兴见到你

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‎你们出去一下
‎我要给博蒙特小姐做检查

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‎你赶紧出去

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‎听到这位美丽的医生小姐的话了吗？
‎人家每天都在忙着救死扶伤

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‎好

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‎我要轻轻按压一下你的身体

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‎从一到十 告诉我疼痛等级

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‎-好
‎-好

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‎先从你的脖子开始

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‎三

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‎好 试试这里

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‎七 好疼啊 绝对是七

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‎-好
‎-你没事吧？

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‎天哪 我的天哪！

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‎-梅维斯 你没事吧？
‎-天哪！你来这里做什么？

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‎-是你妈妈打的电话
‎-天啊

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‎我们可没给你打电话 慢走不送

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‎我有她的保险信息 有需要的话就说

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‎我的保险还在你那里？

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‎我没有给你停缴保险
‎就怕万一你需要报销医药费

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‎根据检测结果
‎你现在是压力太大 头晕 呼吸异常

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‎-最后再检查一个地方
‎-好

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‎呼吸异常有时候会引起…

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‎看来我憋了不少气在肚子里

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‎-早安 美女
‎-天哪 杰德

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‎干什么？我跟你说了别吵我睡觉

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‎我还没有给你来蝴蝶吻呢

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‎我都知道了 真高兴你还活着

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‎天哪！

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‎你妈妈过来了 她现在可喜欢我了

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‎-对吗 洛雷塔妈妈？
‎-当然了

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‎妈 你怎么来布鲁克林了？

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‎你不是生病了吗？

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‎我没生病 我只是焦虑发作

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‎据我所知是急性焦虑发作

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‎为什么会这样呢？

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‎因为你的生活方式有问题 你有罪

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‎你不用大老远跑来…

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‎梅维斯 你今年都38岁了

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‎-我知道
‎-我还以为你都45岁了

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‎谁跟你说的？

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‎上帝让你放那么大一个屁是有原因的

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‎你应该和雅克结婚

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‎生孩子 组建家庭

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‎你一直都梦想着组建家庭

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‎妈 你不用跑来告诉我我需要什么

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‎那你要和谁结婚？卢卡吗？

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‎你为什么无视眼前人
‎却要搞什么异地恋

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‎浪费时间？

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‎我和卢卡…

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‎我也不知道我们是什么关系 所以…

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‎-他是什么家庭背景？
‎-他有一个相亲相爱的意大利大家庭

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‎他们家是黑手党？

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‎你是《黑道家族》看多了吧？
‎对他成见这么深

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‎梅维斯 生活对女人本来就有成见

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‎面对现实吧 你现在该生孩子了

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‎现在 你要脚踏实地一些

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‎脚踏实地？

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‎你到底爱不爱我？

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‎我当然爱你 所以我才点了咖哩羊肉

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‎我和杰德去取餐

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‎赶快穿衣服

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‎你爸在客厅等你呢

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‎天哪

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‎爸

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‎嘿

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‎好吧 今天要喝点吗？

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‎对啊 番茄汁富含维他命

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‎-坐吧 咱们聊聊
‎-好

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‎好

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‎新人胜旧人 可是最懂你的还是旧人

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‎爸 我不太懂 你能别说谚语吗？

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‎杯子没坏 所以咖啡不会洒

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‎-你懂我的意思吗？
‎-你就开门见山吧

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‎男人有时候难免会犯错

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‎-嗯
‎-我背叛过你妈

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‎你知道这事

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‎她也知道

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‎那段时间对我们来说很煎熬

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‎对我们每个人都一样

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‎但我们家没有因此分崩离析

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‎我和你妈结婚42年了

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‎人难免犯错

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‎你要学会原谅对方

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‎没错…

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‎从医院出来后

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‎雅克开车到家里
‎恳请我们同意他跟你的婚事

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‎我看着他的眼神
‎我能感觉出虽然他犯了错

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‎但他真的爱你

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‎所以我同意了他

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‎现在该你做决定了

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‎还要来点伏特加吗？

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‎是的

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‎知道发生过那些事后
‎雅克想跟你结婚

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‎你什么感受？

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‎我告诉你她什么感受

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‎她觉得这事压根不值一提

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‎没错 此事不值一提

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‎但别人跟你求婚
‎你不可能无动于衷啊

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‎没错 尤其是我现在

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‎到了该考虑生孩子的年纪

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‎过去五年里还一直想跟这个人结婚

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‎我还和他一起给孩子起好了名字

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‎人家闻到你那么大一个屁

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‎还想跟你在一起

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‎亲爱的 你真是有福之人

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‎-有福之人
‎-真的吗？

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‎好了 别扯淡了

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‎说实话 我们不想跟你一起跑步

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‎我害怕你突然来个原地惊雷

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‎拜托 你们两个
‎大家都会放屁 这是自然规律

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‎非常感谢 让我能陪陪孩子

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‎我喜欢去你们家

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‎但我也想库珀来我这里转转
‎这个想法很疯狂吗？

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‎不 不疯狂

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‎我觉得很温馨 感谢你做的这一切

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‎太客气了

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‎好 库珀 跟我说说 你要画什么？

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‎我好建议你用什么颜料

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‎我不知道要画什么

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‎我想把这幅画送人
‎你有什么建议吗？

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‎不错

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‎如果你送人 那没有什么
‎比你亲手画的画更好的了

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‎你要送谁啊 库珀？

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‎妈妈 你不是说要去做指甲吗？

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‎我刚才看到外面有一家美甲店

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‎没错 我是说过

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‎你要什么就发信息给我 好吗？爱你

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎-再见
‎-再见

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‎好 库珀 告诉我 你送谁？

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‎-克莉丝
‎-克莉丝

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‎克莉丝应该是位
‎你想讨好的女生？或者是男生？

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‎是女生 她准备举办生日派对

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‎我不参加派对
‎所以想着送她一件礼物

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‎明白 为什么不参加？

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‎她举办的是轮滑派对

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‎我不明白为什么女生
‎喜欢轮滑 我不玩轮滑 所以…

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‎库珀 我不想吓到你

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‎我不想让你觉得我无所不能

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00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,398
‎但我确实玩轮滑玩得很溜

206
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,026
‎稍加练习 你也一定是高手

207
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,944
‎过来 帮我把桌子抬走

208
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,948
‎你腰不疼吧？你才九岁 没问题的

209
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,994
‎谢谢你周二一早上就跟我过来医院

210
00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:21,413
‎你穿这身搞得像是要走红毯似的

211
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:25,417
‎我吗？梅维斯 我本来正在开会呢

212
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:28,545
‎你穿着一身漏乳装

213
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,090
‎搞得跟王子的伴舞一样
‎你管着这叫开会？

214
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:35,219
‎-你参加会议穿这身衣服吗？
‎-拜托 我没骗你

215
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,555
‎-你戴了假睫毛吗？
‎-我就不能打扮一下了？

216
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,015
‎怪我

217
00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,351
‎下午好 梅维斯

218
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,228
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

219
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,938
‎很高兴你能过来

220
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,649
‎现在做产检非常明智

221
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:53,362
‎不可思议 又是你 梅维斯 拜托

222
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:56,490
‎不是吧？你都没有告诉我
‎你找的是布丽塔医生

223
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,325
‎-我没告诉你？
‎-没有

224
00:10:58,409 --> 00:10:59,535
‎我以为跟你说过

225
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,203
‎-你没有
‎-一定是我忘了

226
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,162
‎那肯定了

227
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,330
‎都怪我

228
00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:04,540
‎是的

229
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:07,292
‎布丽塔 这是我朋友马利

230
00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:12,464
‎好 首先你要找到自己的重心

231
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,216
‎找到重心 那就好办了

232
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,468
‎弯膝盖 好

233
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,929
‎-弯膝盖 然后朝我滑过来
‎-不要

234
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,806
‎好吧

235
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,307
‎咱们一步一步来

236
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,934
‎放开椅子

237
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,561
‎库珀 放开椅子

238
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,479
‎-我放开了啊
‎-好

239
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,189
‎看着我

240
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,860
‎轮滑不重要 重要的是你的态度

241
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:36,113
‎你要在克莉丝面前像我一样淡定

242
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,784
‎明白吗？你要看着她
‎让她知道你喜欢她

243
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,745
‎但你也不要一直盯着看 吓到人家

244
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,246
‎那盯多久呢？

245
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,456
‎六秒钟

246
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:47,166
‎一

247
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,168
‎二

248
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,670
‎-三
‎-三秒就够了

249
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,381
‎你能放了椅子吗？

250
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:55,924
‎不能

251
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:58,177
‎我花了85美元买轮滑鞋 你知道吗？

252
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,386
‎当然知道

253
00:11:59,470 --> 00:12:01,138
‎那这样

254
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,891
‎你明天来找我
‎咱们看看怎么解决这个问题

255
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:04,850
‎好

256
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:05,809
‎一言为定？

257
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,270
‎你把轮滑鞋脱了吧

258
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,438
‎-快
‎-好的

259
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:15,027
‎如果你闻到维密店里的法式香草味

260
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,946
‎那是因为我给脚踝上抹了护肤液

261
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,198
‎女孩子都很麻烦

262
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,159
‎我今天要约会 所以想闻起来香香的

263
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,328
‎你还真是细心

264
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,537
‎谢谢

265
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,790
‎好的 检查结束

266
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,460
‎给你抽纸

267
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,671
‎我马上回来 你体内孕酮含量太低

268
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,423
‎卵泡中等 子宫倾斜

269
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:39,009
‎然后咱们聊聊老年人
‎备孕需要注意什么

270
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,719
‎-谢谢
‎-嗯

271
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,973
‎老年人备孕

272
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,143
‎好吧

273
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:50,854
‎哦

274
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,315
‎不是吧

275
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,109
‎天哪 好吧

276
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,487
‎好吧

277
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:00,447
‎哦

278
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,074
‎嗨 梅维斯 你好

279
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:06,495
‎我想说工作上无论
‎你做什么决定我都支持你

280
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,872
‎我之前给你订机票

281
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:12,709
‎是因为我想见你
‎想带你到我这边转转

282
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:16,880
‎我突然发现你不用过来
‎也能了解我的生活

283
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,924
‎好 开始

284
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,342
‎这是我的一天

285
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,095
‎我刚走出家门

286
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,513
‎好漂亮啊

287
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:28,976
‎这个宫殿 好吧 我的办公室就在这

288
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,688
‎本来打算跟你随便讲讲
‎眼前的这栋建筑

289
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,648
‎但我压根不知道它的历史由来

290
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,024
‎再见 帅哥

291
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:39,528
‎这是我几位同事

292
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:43,824
‎-太温馨了
‎-现在跟我走回家

293
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,659
‎这里有一家

294
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:49,371
‎卖手工意面和新鲜果蔬的小餐厅

295
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,498
‎我今晚为你下厨

296
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:56,545
‎如果你过来 我每晚都做饭给你吃

297
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,298
‎只要不加脆米花

298
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,468
‎看看这些可爱的团子

299
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,637
‎看到没？跟你一样可爱

300
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,431
‎是跟我一样可爱

301
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,314
‎你就睡这里 睡我旁边

302
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:20,068
‎我希望哪天你有时间

303
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:23,906
‎就用那张机票飞来看我

304
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,081
‎跟你说 我还是第一次

305
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:35,208
‎不是说约会 而是跟女人约会

306
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:38,253
‎也不是跟女人约会
‎因为我和女人上床

307
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,006
‎我和很多女人上过床 但是…

308
00:14:41,089 --> 00:14:43,050
‎哇 我话有些多

309
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:47,012
‎我感觉自己跟梅维斯一样了 太累了

310
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,388
‎我把电话给你

311
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,602
‎告诉我时间和地点

312
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:57,522
‎一定要穿这身过来

313
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,401
‎-再见
‎-再见

314
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,361
‎好

315
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,659
‎好 跟我说说 克莉丝喜欢什么？

316
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,119
‎克萝伊贝利 冰激凌 耳环

317
00:15:11,203 --> 00:15:16,291
‎慢点说！好 我明白了
‎先从简单的事情说起

318
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,044
‎-克莉丝最喜欢的颜色
‎-蓝色

319
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,172
‎蓝色 给你蓝色

320
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,009
‎她还喜欢真实犯罪类播客

321
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,888
‎好 咱们想想怎么融入这个元素

322
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:34,267
‎看来她的爱好还挺多的 不错 很不错

323
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,852
‎（CC BLOOM'S餐厅）

324
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,271
‎抱歉 等你成年了再来吧

325
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:42,067
‎但我大老远花了32美元从新泽西过来
‎就是为了看薄荷演出

326
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,904
‎从新泽西来布鲁克林？
‎还玩的是异地恋

327
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,155
‎对吧？

328
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,157
‎-拜托 你叫什么名字？
‎-比利

329
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,034
‎让比利进去吧 我今晚不喝酒…

330
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,912
‎-你的信用卡又刷不出来了？
‎-早上要去法院吗？

331
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:57,541
‎好吧 我不喝酒
‎是为了看着比利不让他喝酒

332
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,969
‎谢谢 我感觉自己来到了十字路口

333
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:13,515
‎我为什么要做这些决定？
‎为什么38岁是一个界限？

334
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,975
‎贱人 今天是你生日吗？

335
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,770
‎不是 贱人！我已经38岁了
‎去年的生日还是你给我办得

336
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,648
‎不是吧 是我吗？
‎我对朋友还真是义气

337
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:22,858
‎那次的派对不怎么样

338
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,402
‎拜托 派对很棒
‎我看了脱衣舞表演 还有免费的酒

339
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,528
‎看来你还记得

340
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,321
‎-我突然想起来了
‎-好吧

341
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,366
‎等等 你还没跟雅克聊过吧？

342
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,828
‎不 不是雅克求婚的事情

343
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,246
‎也许跟雅克有关

344
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,249
‎也许跟卢卡有关
‎我不知道 也许跟他们都有关

345
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,417
‎梅维斯 我也38岁了

346
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,586
‎我们有大把时间慢慢去想

347
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,421
‎你有大把时间

348
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,423
‎就算你92岁 坐着轮椅

349
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,550
‎你还能让女人怀孕

350
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,801
‎好恶心啊

351
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,596
‎我只有一个星期的时间
‎决定是否要冷冻卵子

352
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,389
‎我连冷冻卵子的钱都没有

353
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,392
‎这不公平 所以我才不喝酒

354
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,853
‎而我现在就想喝酒

355
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,106
‎妹妹 真抱歉你要经历这样的痛苦

356
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,234
‎跟你说 不要孩子

357
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:09,321
‎对我来说是个艰难的决定
‎但却是个无比正确的决定

358
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,532
‎我知道当妈妈对你来说很重要

359
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,951
‎-吃什么呢？吐出来
‎-是口香糖

360
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,953
‎我看看 够不够全班分啊？

361
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,918
‎是口香糖 还是薄荷味的

362
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,337
‎妹子 你会是个好妈妈

363
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,672
‎我觉得你是给自己太多压力了

364
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,633
‎你永远不知道明天会怎样

365
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,760
‎今天下午 我给女友的儿子

366
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:34,846
‎在轮滑鞋上作画
‎他要参加一位9岁同学的生日派对

367
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,099
‎你和女友的儿子 多温馨啊

368
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:41,394
‎别取笑我了 我很幸福 你不懂的

369
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,565
‎就是你这种表情
‎我要的就是这种感觉

370
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,694
‎-你看他的脸 一副傻样
‎-笑得牙都漏出来了

371
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,613
‎他为什么总是一副傻傻的表情？

372
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,907
‎看上去好像刚从
‎麦当劳领到了免费炸鸡

373
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,158
‎是吧？

374
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,326
‎玩笑归玩笑

375
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,453
‎但别针对我 我很幸福

376
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,416
‎小伙子 你真可爱 我喜欢你拍的视频

377
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:05,669
‎你的一天很美

378
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:09,089
‎很高兴你能喜欢
‎我想你了 我想尽快见到你

379
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:10,924
‎我也想

380
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,426
‎我想组建家庭 我想尝试一下

381
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,553
‎好吧

382
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,765
‎抱歉 忘了告诉你
‎我刚刚从医院出来 就住了几天

383
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,517
‎梅维斯 你没事吧？

384
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,271
‎我没事 只是焦虑发作

385
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:29,109
‎但这也提醒了我到底想要什么

386
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:32,195
‎我约了产科专家

387
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:35,407
‎我想要孩子

388
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,951
‎真的想 我还想成就一番事业

389
00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,912
‎如果要实现这些目标
‎那就要赶快行动起来

390
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,832
‎梅维斯 你给我一分钟让我消化一下

391
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:47,043
‎我不指望你听到后做些什么

392
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:51,047
‎我只是感觉我们之间不是很现实

393
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,091
‎说实话

394
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,635
‎我喜欢你

395
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:59,723
‎但我们才仅仅认识几个月
‎怎么能决定牵手一生呢？

396
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,725
‎况且你我还是异地恋

397
00:19:04,269 --> 00:19:09,357
‎这对你不公平
‎但我真的喜欢你拍的视频

398
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:11,735
‎拍的不错

399
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,530
‎好吧

400
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,490
‎再见

401
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:19,993
‎再见

402
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,123
‎真是悲情啊

403
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,293
‎天哪

404
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,713
‎你们以前告别都说“待会见”

405
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,468
‎我告诉他要学会这样

406
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,053
‎-好
‎-对

407
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:40,263
‎好吧 还有呢？

408
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,725
‎他没学会耍帅

409
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:44,976
‎朝后滑

410
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,853
‎你教给他的已经够用了

411
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:52,275
‎因为他穿着轮滑鞋
‎在派对上和克莉丝慢舞

412
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,360
‎耶！

413
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,113
‎这才对嘛 库珀
‎我就知道他能搞定轮滑的

414
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,157
‎至少他还抱住了对方

415
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,328
‎他对你赞不绝口
‎甚至还跟他爸提到了你

416
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:07,540
‎他爸想见你

417
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,088
‎你前夫想见我？

418
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,256
‎是的

419
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,301
‎我跟他爸约定好了
‎如果库珀见我男友

420
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,262
‎那么他也要见

421
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,597
‎那之前他见过
‎你那些男友后怎么样了？

422
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:26,059
‎和他离婚后我没找过男友 所以…

423
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,436
‎好吧

424
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,814
‎如果你觉得不合适那就不见了

425
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,275
‎不 我想见他

426
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:36,611
‎我想见他 我想让大家心里都舒坦

427
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,906
‎没错 我想让大家…我想让你心里舒坦

428
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:43,159
‎我想让你前夫心里舒坦
‎我想让库珀…所有人都舒坦

429
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,912
‎我们都要感到舒坦

430
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,164
‎好 不错

431
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,332
‎好

432
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,595
‎好吧

433
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,099
‎嘿 巧克力馅饼
‎你和你那个奇葩朋友最好不要…

434
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,726
‎别挡道！

435
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:12,939
‎不要啊！

436
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,359
‎杰德 快开门

437
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,529
‎杰德 快开门 杰德 快…

438
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,533
‎你怎么不开门？

439
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,119
‎我不知道是谁 我在看《日界线》呢

440
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,622
‎梅维斯

441
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,708
‎-刚才的洗衣筐是你扔的吧？
‎-走

442
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,586
‎求求你让我留这吧
‎这是我生命中最好的一晚

443
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:35,754
‎出去！

444
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:38,465
‎该死

445
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,229
‎嘿 刚才抱歉

446
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:57,150
‎其实是这样的…

447
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,068
‎梅维斯

448
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:00,820
‎我想问你一个问题

449
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,364
‎好

450
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,241
‎卢卡是谁？

451
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,264
‎（根据米歇尔布托的小说改编）

452
00:22:59,754 --> 00:23:02,298
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