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‎（貝爾維尤醫院）

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‎全身都痛

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‎我不會死吧？

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‎-不會，親愛的，不會
‎-當然不會

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‎我不是醫生，我只是在做檢查

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‎請問，我是怎麼了？

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‎吃太多鹽？

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‎奶油？酒？紅肉？

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‎糖尿病？我有糖尿病嗎？
‎我會死，還是會痊癒？

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‎是甲狀腺異常亢進
‎過度亢進、太亢進嗎？

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‎還是甲狀腺不夠活躍？
‎幹嘛那麼不活躍？

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‎是什麼？告訴我

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‎你怎麼不說話？

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‎醫生會看妳的報告，然後進來告訴妳

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‎不行，這樣不行

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‎我這個淺膚色的姊妹很痛苦

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‎我們不會坐在這裡

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‎等一個白人男醫生走進來

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‎說她沒有問題

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‎對不起，這…

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‎你知不知道

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‎黑色和棕色皮膚的女人
‎常在醫院被歧視？

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‎要我念統計數字給你聽嗎？

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‎這棟大樓裡一定有黑人醫生，起來

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‎對，就是你，我馬上回來，好嗎？

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‎-好
‎-我會處理的

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‎謝謝

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‎我會馬上找個好的黑人醫生

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‎-我愛妳
‎-好了，出去！

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‎我要繼續做檢查

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‎不對，你要做的是…

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‎我還有很多想做的事

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‎我想…

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‎我想環遊世界

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‎我想當媽媽，繼續發展事業

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‎天啊

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‎天啊，我剛辭職了

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‎我放棄一萬美金的月薪
‎娜塔莎也沒那麼壞

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‎卡利歐，我做了什麼？我沒有收入了

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‎別說了

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‎現在妳要放輕鬆，妳要做這些事

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‎躺下，閉上眼睛休息

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‎-好嗎？好
‎-好

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‎希望我有我的助眠機

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‎好，妳要什麼聲音？
‎海洋還是城市的聲音？

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‎城市

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‎那是救護車

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‎-好棒的城市聲音
‎-好

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‎-休息吧
‎-我愛你

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‎好嗎？我也愛妳

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‎《厚片女孩的生存之道》

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‎不好意思，先生
‎好，很好，都不理我

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‎黑人女性總是樂於助人

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‎但我們需要幫忙的時候，大家都跑光

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‎你們知道超長護墊是我們發明的吧？

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‎沒錯，還有3D電影，各種進步的科技

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‎對，還有餵食管、家庭保全

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‎來電顯示，更別提搖滾樂了

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‎拜託，誰能告訴我

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‎哪裡有黑人醫生？

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‎拜託！

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‎妳知道

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‎放輕鬆一點，妳會很可愛

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‎妳朋友呢？

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‎什麼？

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‎嘿，我找到一個了

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‎沒錯

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‎-嗨
‎-嗨

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‎-我是布莉塔醫生
‎-嗨，我是梅菲絲波蒙

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‎很高興認識妳

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‎你們要先出去

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‎我才能好好檢查波蒙小姐

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‎快點出去

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‎這個漂亮的黑人女生說的
‎她每天都在救人性命

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‎好

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‎我要壓按一下，妳告訴我

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‎感覺多痛，滿分是十分

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‎-好
‎-好嗎？

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‎從脖子開始

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‎大概三分

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‎好，試試這邊

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‎對，這有七分，絕對是七分

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‎-好
‎-還好嗎？

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‎我的天啊，天啊！

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‎-梅菲絲，妳還好嗎？
‎-天啊！你來幹嘛？

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‎-妳媽打給我
‎-天啊

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‎我們沒打給你，小子，再見

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‎我有她的保險資料
‎如果需要的話，請幫助她

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‎我還在你的保險裡？

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‎我不會把妳拿掉
‎我要確定妳有人照顧

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‎病歷顯示妳有壓力
‎曾經昏倒、呼吸不規律

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‎-我要壓最後一個地方，好嗎？
‎-好

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‎呼吸不規律有時會產生…

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‎我好像忍了很多東西

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‎-早安，美女
‎-天啊，潔德

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‎幹嘛？我說別這樣叫醒我

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‎但我沒有用睫毛刷妳的臉

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‎我在聽，我在學，我好高興妳還活著

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‎天啊

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‎妳媽來了，她現在喜歡我了

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‎-對吧，蘿媽媽？
‎-是的，寶貝

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‎媽，妳來布魯克林幹嘛？

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‎妳生病了

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‎我沒有生病，只是焦慮症發作

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‎據我所知，是急性焦慮症發作

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‎為什麼呢？

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‎因為妳生活方式不對，妳有罪

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‎妳不必來這裡，然後…

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‎梅菲絲，妳38歲了

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‎-我知道我幾歲
‎-我以為妳45歲

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‎誰告訴妳的？

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‎耶穌把那個巨型氣泡
‎放在妳肚子裡是有原因的

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‎妳要嫁給賈克

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‎生小孩，組織家庭

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‎妳一直都想組織家庭

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‎媽，妳不必來這裡告訴我
‎我想要什麼

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‎不然呢？妳要那個路卡？

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‎妳幹嘛浪費時間談遠距離戀愛？

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‎妳在這裡就有個男人了

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‎我和路卡是…

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‎我不知道我們是什麼關係，老實說

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‎-他來自什麼樣的家庭？
‎-有愛的義大利大家庭

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‎黑手黨？

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‎妳看太多《黑道家族》了，這不公平

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‎生命對女人不公平，梅菲絲

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‎但現實是，妳要開始生小孩了

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‎就是現在，務實一點

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‎務實一點？

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‎妳還愛我嗎？

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‎我當然愛妳，所以我點了咖哩羊肉

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‎我和潔德要去拿了

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‎穿好衣服

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‎妳爸在客廳等妳

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‎天啊

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‎嘿，爸爸

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‎嘿

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‎嗨，好，我們要喝東西？

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‎對，番茄汁有維他命

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‎-坐下，我有話要說
‎-好

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‎好

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‎新掃把掃得乾淨
‎但舊掃把熟悉每個角落

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‎我聽不懂，爸，可以不要講俗語嗎？

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‎杯子沒壞，所以不要把咖啡倒掉

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‎-懂嗎？
‎-想說什麼就直說吧

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‎有時候，男人會做一些虧心事

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‎我背叛過妳媽

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‎我知道妳曉得這件事

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‎她也知道

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‎那段時間我們很煎熬

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‎我們所有的人

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‎但我們沒有被那個錯誤擊垮

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‎結婚42年

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‎人有時會犯錯

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‎你得原諒他們

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‎對，那…

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‎去過醫院之後

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‎賈克開車去我們家，跟我提親

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‎在他的眼睛裡

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‎我看到這個男人犯了同樣的錯誤

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‎但他是真心愛妳

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‎所以我答應了

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‎現在就看妳了

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‎再來點伏特加？

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‎好

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‎賈克想娶妳，但又發生這麼多鳥事

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‎妳有什麼感覺？

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‎我知道她的感覺

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‎她覺得這種事不值得討論

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‎對，這不值得討論

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‎但有人想跟你求婚，你一定會有感覺

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‎尤其是到了一定的年齡

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‎必須決定要不要生小孩

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‎過去五年，你都覺得你們會結婚

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‎你們又一起幫小孩取了名字

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‎如果有人聞到妳的那種屁

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‎還想娶妳

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‎親愛的，那是恩賜

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‎-恩賜
‎-真的嗎？

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‎好，珍妮佛羅培茲說夠了

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‎老實說，我們不太想跟妳跑

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‎我怕她又放臭屁

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‎大家都會放屁，這是一本書名

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‎感謝妳讓我來安排

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‎我喜歡跟你們待在你們家

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‎但我想讓庫柏看看我喜歡的東西
‎這會很怪嗎？

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‎不會奇怪

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‎我覺得很貼心，謝謝你的安排

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‎不客氣

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‎好，庫柏，告訴我，你有什麼看法？

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‎我要給你適當的用具

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‎我還不知道要畫什麼

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‎要送人的，你覺得應該畫什麼？

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‎我喜歡

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‎親手做的禮物最棒了

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‎庫柏，你要送給誰？

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‎媽，妳不是要做美甲嗎？

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‎轉角好像有一間

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‎好，你知道嗎？我是有說過，沒錯

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‎好，需要什麼就傳簡訊給我，愛你

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎-再見
‎-再見

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‎好，庫柏，說吧，你要送誰？

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‎-克里絲
‎-克里絲

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‎我猜這個克里絲

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‎她或他是你想討好的人？

206
00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:45,753
‎是女生，對，她還可以
‎她要開生日派對

207
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:48,964
‎但我不會去，我想就送個禮物

208
00:09:49,048 --> 00:09:51,091
‎我懂了，你為什麼不去？

209
00:09:51,175 --> 00:09:52,509
‎那是溜冰派對

210
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:55,429
‎不知道女生幹嘛愛做那種事，但…

211
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,805
‎我不會溜冰，所以…

212
00:09:56,889 --> 00:10:00,100
‎庫柏，我不想讓你大吃一驚

213
00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:04,063
‎我不想讓你覺得我樣樣都會

214
00:10:04,146 --> 00:10:06,398
‎但我超會溜冰

215
00:10:06,482 --> 00:10:09,026
‎到了晚上，你也學得會

216
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:10,944
‎去那邊，幫我搬桌子

217
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,780
‎你的背還好嗎？

218
00:10:13,572 --> 00:10:14,948
‎才九歲，應該沒問題

219
00:10:16,367 --> 00:10:18,994
‎謝謝妳禮拜二早上跟我來

220
00:10:19,078 --> 00:10:21,413
‎一副要走紅毯的樣子

221
00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:25,417
‎什麼，我？梅菲絲，我剛開完會

222
00:10:25,501 --> 00:10:28,545
‎不會吧？妳剛去開會，露胸又露腿的

223
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,090
‎看起來像王子的舞群？

224
00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:35,219
‎-妳這樣去開會？
‎-拜託，妹子，真的

225
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,555
‎-妳戴假睫毛嗎？
‎-女人不能打扮嗎？

226
00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:40,015
‎抱歉

227
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,351
‎午安，梅菲絲

228
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,228
‎-嗨
‎-嗨

229
00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,938
‎很高興妳回來了

230
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,233
‎現在來檢查生育力是明智的選擇

231
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,485
‎真不敢相信，又是妳

232
00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:53,445
‎梅菲絲，拜託

233
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:56,573
‎不會吧？妳沒說妳要來看布莉塔醫生

234
00:10:56,657 --> 00:10:58,325
‎-我沒說？
‎-沒有

235
00:10:58,409 --> 00:10:59,535
‎我以為我有說

236
00:10:59,618 --> 00:11:01,203
‎-妳沒有
‎-我一定是忘了

237
00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,162
‎一定是

238
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,330
‎那要怪我

239
00:11:03,414 --> 00:11:04,581
‎對

240
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,292
‎布莉塔醫生，妳記得我朋友瑪莉

241
00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:12,464
‎好，首先要找到你的重心

242
00:11:12,548 --> 00:11:14,216
‎重點在於核心

243
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,468
‎膝蓋微彎，對

244
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,929
‎-膝蓋微彎，然後溜過來
‎-不要

245
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,806
‎好

246
00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,307
‎一步一步來

247
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,934
‎別扶椅子

248
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,561
‎庫柏，別扶椅子

249
00:11:25,644 --> 00:11:27,479
‎-我沒有扶
‎-好

250
00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,189
‎再看我一次

251
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,860
‎重點不是溜冰，是態度

252
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:36,113
‎所以你要讓克里絲看到這樣

253
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,784
‎好嗎？你要看著她
‎讓她知道你喜歡她

254
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,035
‎但不能太久

255
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,246
‎-否則感覺很變態
‎-要多久？

256
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,456
‎六秒

257
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,166
‎一

258
00:11:48,125 --> 00:11:49,168
‎二

259
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,628
‎-三
‎-三秒就夠了

260
00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,381
‎你要放開椅子嗎？

261
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:55,924
‎不要

262
00:11:56,008 --> 00:11:57,634
‎我花85美元買溜冰鞋時

263
00:11:57,718 --> 00:11:59,470
‎-你就打算扶著椅子？
‎-對

264
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,138
‎好，我有個更好的主意

265
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,891
‎明天來這裡碰面，到時再想辦法

266
00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:04,850
‎好

267
00:12:04,933 --> 00:12:05,809
‎好嗎？

268
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:08,270
‎你想脫掉吧？

269
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:09,438
‎-對，謝謝
‎-好

270
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:15,027
‎如果妳聞到維多利亞的秘密的
‎法式香草味

271
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,946
‎是因為我在腳踝擦了乳液
‎不知道妳今天過得怎麼樣

272
00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:19,198
‎我知道這些人很噁

273
00:12:19,281 --> 00:12:22,159
‎但我來看醫生的時候，身上都很香

274
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,328
‎妳真貼心

275
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,537
‎謝謝

276
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,790
‎都完成了

277
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:31,460
‎這裡有一些面紙

278
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,671
‎我會馬上過來討論妳的低孕酮濃度

279
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,423
‎中型濾泡、子宮傾斜

280
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:39,009
‎還有妳可能當高齡產婦的問題

281
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:40,511
‎謝謝

282
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:44,973
‎高齡產婦

283
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,143
‎好

284
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,315
‎糟糕

285
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:56,109
‎天啊，好

286
00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,487
‎好

287
00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,074
‎嗨，梅菲絲，哈囉

288
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:03,742
‎我想說

289
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,495
‎我支持妳事業上所有的決定

290
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,872
‎我寄那張機票給妳

291
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,166
‎是因為我想跟妳在一起

292
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,709
‎讓妳看我的世界

293
00:13:13,252 --> 00:13:16,880
‎但我發現，妳不必來
‎我也能做到這件事

294
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,924
‎所以，我們開始吧

295
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,342
‎我一天的生活

296
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,095
‎這是我家外面

297
00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:24,513
‎這個地方不錯

298
00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:29,017
‎這個宮殿，好，這只是我的辦公室

299
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:31,979
‎我本來想要編一些大樓的歷史

300
00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:34,648
‎但其實我不知道這以前是幹嘛的

301
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,024
‎哎呀

302
00:13:36,108 --> 00:13:39,528
‎這是我目前協助的家庭，打聲招呼吧

303
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:43,824
‎-太可愛了
‎-現在跟我一起走回家

304
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,659
‎這邊有一間小餐廳

305
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:49,371
‎他們也賣手工義大利麵和新鮮蔬菜

306
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,498
‎這樣今晚我就能煮飯給妳吃

307
00:13:51,582 --> 00:13:56,545
‎如果妳有一天可以來這裡
‎我每晚都會做飯給妳吃

308
00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,298
‎只要不必使用美式米香

309
00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:03,468
‎看看這個可愛的小玉棋

310
00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:05,637
‎看到沒？跟妳一樣可愛

311
00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,472
‎真的跟我一樣可愛

312
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:15,314
‎這是妳睡覺的地方，就在我旁邊

313
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:20,068
‎希望將來妳有時間

314
00:14:20,569 --> 00:14:23,906
‎妳會用我寄的機票飛來看我

315
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,081
‎告訴妳，我是新手

316
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:35,208
‎我不是第一次約會
‎但跟女人是頭一遭

317
00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:38,253
‎但我跟女人在一起過
‎因為我睡過女人

318
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:41,006
‎我跟很多女人睡過，但我…

319
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,091
‎我講了好多話

320
00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:47,012
‎感覺很像梅菲絲，快累死了

321
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,388
‎我留電話給妳

322
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,602
‎傳簡訊告訴我時間地點

323
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:56,188
‎還有，拜託

324
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,773
‎請穿這樣來

325
00:14:59,858 --> 00:15:01,401
‎-再見
‎-回頭見

326
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:02,361
‎好

327
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:08,659
‎好，告訴我，克里絲喜歡什麼？

328
00:15:08,742 --> 00:15:11,495
‎克蘿伊貝莉、冰淇淋、耳環

329
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,373
‎別急，我知道了

330
00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,500
‎從簡單的開始

331
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,044
‎-克里絲最愛的顏色
‎-藍色

332
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:22,172
‎藍色，我們這裡有藍色

333
00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:26,009
‎她也喜歡真實犯罪播客節目

334
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:29,763
‎好，我們再想辦法融入

335
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,267
‎聽起來她是有層次的人
‎這是好事，很好

336
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:35,852
‎（風華絕代）

337
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:38,271
‎抱歉，等你21歲再來

338
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:42,067
‎好，但我付了32美元過路費
‎專程從紐澤西來看嗆薄荷

339
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:45,904
‎埃及豔后，從紐澤西到布魯克林？
‎這就像遠距離戀愛

340
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,155
‎好嗎？

341
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:49,157
‎-拜託，讓…你叫什麼名字？
‎-比利

342
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,034
‎讓比利進去，我今晚不喝酒…

343
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,912
‎-信用卡又刷不過？
‎-明早要出庭？

344
00:15:53,996 --> 00:15:57,541
‎好啦，我不喝酒
‎我會看好比利，不讓他喝酒

345
00:16:05,841 --> 00:16:08,969
‎謝謝，我好像站在十字路口

346
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,596
‎為什麼我現在要做這些決定？

347
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,515
‎38歲為什麼是分界線？

348
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,975
‎妹子，妳今天生日嗎？

349
00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:18,770
‎不是啦，我已經38歲了
‎上次生日是妳幫我辦的

350
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:21,648
‎哎呀，就是我辦的，我是個好朋友

351
00:16:21,732 --> 00:16:22,858
‎那個派對不怎麼樣

352
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,402
‎拜託，很棒啦
‎有脫衣舞孃和免費的酒

353
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,528
‎所以妳記得

354
00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,321
‎-現在記得了
‎-好

355
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:31,366
‎等等，妳還沒跟賈克談過吧？

356
00:16:31,450 --> 00:16:34,828
‎沒有，這跟賈克想要求婚無關

357
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,246
‎或許跟賈克有關

358
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,249
‎也許是路卡，我不知道
‎可能跟每件事都有關？

359
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,417
‎梅菲絲，我也38歲

360
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,586
‎我們有很多時間想清楚

361
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,421
‎你有時間想清楚

362
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,423
‎你92歲坐在輪椅上

363
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:48,550
‎女人坐在你身上也能懷孕

364
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:49,801
‎好噁心

365
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,596
‎我只有一週的時間決定要不要凍卵

366
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,389
‎而且我也負擔不起

367
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:57,392
‎真不公平，所以我才不敢喝酒

368
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,853
‎但我現在只想喝一杯

369
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,106
‎妹子，真遺憾妳要經歷這件事

370
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:06,234
‎我得告訴妳，我選擇不生孩子

371
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:09,321
‎是很困難的決定，但這適合我

372
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:12,532
‎我知道妳很想當媽媽

373
00:17:12,616 --> 00:17:14,951
‎-那是什麼？吐出來
‎-是糖果

374
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,953
‎讓我看，要分給大家吃嗎？

375
00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,918
‎是糖果，薄荷清香

376
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,337
‎妹子，妳會是個好媽媽

377
00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,672
‎我懂妳的意思
‎但妳給自己太大壓力了

378
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,633
‎妳不知道將來會怎樣

379
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,844
‎今天下午，我跟女友的兒子
‎在彩繪溜冰鞋

380
00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,846
‎他要去參加九歲的生日會

381
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,099
‎瞧瞧你，跟女友的兒子

382
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:41,394
‎我很開心，妳們想笑我
‎沒關係，未來的事情無法預料

383
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:45,565
‎看吧，我要的就是你臉上這個表情

384
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:49,694
‎-妳看他，好呆喔
‎-看他露出那麼多牙齒

385
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,613
‎他怎麼都呆呆的樣子？

386
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,907
‎好像在麥當勞吃到免費雞塊

387
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,158
‎就是啊

388
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,326
‎繼續笑沒關係

389
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,453
‎但不要因為我開心就笑我

390
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:04,042
‎天啊，你好可愛，我很愛那段影片

391
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:05,669
‎你的一天好美

392
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,254
‎很高興妳喜歡

393
00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,965
‎我很想妳，想早點去看妳

394
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,758
‎好啊，我也想組家庭

395
00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:13,426
‎至少開始朝那方向走

396
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,553
‎好

397
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:18,765
‎抱歉，我要解釋一下
‎我最近住院了，一下而已

398
00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,517
‎梅菲絲，妳沒事吧？

399
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,271
‎沒事，我很好，是焦慮症發作

400
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:29,109
‎但老實說，這讓我開始思考
‎我的人生想要什麼

401
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:32,195
‎所以，我跟婦產科醫生談過

402
00:18:32,279 --> 00:18:33,238
‎我…

403
00:18:34,281 --> 00:18:35,991
‎我想生小孩，真的

404
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,993
‎和一個成功的事業

405
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,912
‎想擁有這些，現在就要開始

406
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,832
‎給我一點時間消化這些，梅菲絲

407
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:47,043
‎好，我不期望你做什麼

408
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:51,047
‎只是，我們的關係感覺不太實際

409
00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,674
‎老實說

410
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,635
‎我對你很有感覺

411
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:59,723
‎但我們只認識幾個月
‎要怎麼承諾彼此？

412
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,725
‎我們之間還隔了一片海洋

413
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,812
‎這不公平，我知道

414
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:09,357
‎但我真的很喜歡那段影片

415
00:19:10,442 --> 00:19:11,735
‎拍得很好

416
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,530
‎好

417
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,490
‎再見

418
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:19,993
‎再見

419
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,123
‎好讓人難過

420
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,293
‎天啊

421
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,713
‎你們通常會說“晚點見”

422
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:36,051
‎我教他要這樣

423
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,053
‎-好
‎-好嗎？對

424
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:38,970
‎好

425
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:40,931
‎還有什麼招式？

426
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:43,725
‎他還沒辦法學很酷的招式

427
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:44,976
‎往後退

428
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,853
‎你教的那些就夠了

429
00:19:46,937 --> 00:19:52,275
‎因為他跟克里絲在派對上溜冰慢舞

430
00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:53,360
‎太好了

431
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,113
‎好樣的，庫柏
‎我就知道他會溜得很好

432
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:59,157
‎至少他能扶著她

433
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:03,328
‎他一直聊到你，還跟他爸講到你的事

434
00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:07,540
‎其實，他想要見你

435
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,088
‎妳前夫想見我？

436
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,256
‎對

437
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:18,301
‎我們講好了，庫柏認識的人

438
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,262
‎我們也應該要認識

439
00:20:20,345 --> 00:20:22,597
‎之前的結果怎麼樣？

440
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:26,059
‎其實以前還沒發生過，所以…

441
00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:28,436
‎好吧

442
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,814
‎你如果不自在，可以不用見他

443
00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,275
‎不會，我想去

444
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:36,611
‎我想去，我也想見他
‎我希望大家都自在

445
00:20:36,695 --> 00:20:39,906
‎我想要這樣
‎我要所有人…我要妳覺得自在

446
00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:43,159
‎我要妳前夫覺得自在
‎我要庫柏…大家都覺得自在

447
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:45,912
‎大家都應該一起覺得自在

448
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,164
‎好，太好了

449
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:49,332
‎太好了

450
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,595
‎好

451
00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,099
‎巧克力果醬餡餅
‎妳和那個怪胎最好不要…

452
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,726
‎閃開啦

453
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:12,939
‎不！

454
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:16,359
‎潔德，開門

455
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:19,529
‎潔德，拜託開門，潔德

456
00:21:22,073 --> 00:21:23,533
‎幹嘛不開門？

457
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:26,161
‎我不知道是誰
‎壞人很多，我常看新聞

458
00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,622
‎梅菲絲？

459
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,708
‎-妳拿洗衣籃丟我？
‎-快走

460
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,586
‎拜託，讓我留下來，這太精彩了

461
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:35,754
‎出去！

462
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:38,465
‎媽的

463
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,229
‎嘿，嗨，剛才很抱歉

464
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:57,150
‎剛才發生的事情其實…

465
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,068
‎梅菲絲

466
00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:00,820
‎我要問一個問題

467
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:02,364
‎好

468
00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:05,241
‎路卡是誰？

469
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:28,264
‎（改編自蜜雪兒伯托的著作）

470
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,298
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