1
00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,301
‪我刚听说雷伯恩总统...

2
00:00:08,301 --> 00:00:09,552
‪(《头号外交官》前情提要)

3
00:00:09,552 --> 00:00:13,014
‪...在一项复杂行动中承诺

4
00:00:13,014 --> 00:00:14,724
‪会帮助我们解救海上遇险的士兵

5
00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:16,392
‪随后又撤回了这项承诺

6
00:00:16,392 --> 00:00:19,353
‪我们在接触地图上的每个情报部门

7
00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,731
‪但不包括伊朗的情报部门

8
00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:24,442
‪你们得正式去接触伊朗大使

9
00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:26,360
‪-他们有我们需要的情报
‪-我们?

10
00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:30,114
‪你跟我张口的时候
‪应该预料到我答应了就会帮忙吧?

11
00:00:30,114 --> 00:00:32,784
‪-哈吉尔大使 这位是...
‪-我知道她是谁

12
00:00:32,784 --> 00:00:36,329
‪-没人知道大使在这里
‪-我受命要把这个人的姓名告诉你们

13
00:00:36,329 --> 00:00:39,749
‪疑似幕后操纵这起袭击的人

14
00:00:39,749 --> 00:00:41,334
‪大使 你没事吧?

15
00:00:42,418 --> 00:00:43,252
‪快叫他的人来

16
00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,420
‪您不能在这儿

17
00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:46,798
‪居然是俄罗斯

18
00:00:46,798 --> 00:00:49,383
‪英国遭到了俄罗斯的袭击

19
00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,469
‪-这有什么好笑?
‪-再给我倒一杯

20
00:00:51,469 --> 00:00:54,931
‪-看我笨手笨脚的
‪-不 没事

21
00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:15,284
‪(剧名:头号外交官)

22
00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:28,756
‪如果真要和俄罗斯开战
‪我们不如养条狗

23
00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:30,967
‪保护我们?

24
00:01:30,967 --> 00:01:32,093
‪不是

25
00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:34,762
‪美国和英国对战俄罗斯?

26
00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:37,807
‪这种事就像生孩子

27
00:01:39,559 --> 00:01:41,269
‪简直就是世界末日

28
00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:42,895
‪只不过孩子更励志

29
00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:48,150
‪-你是想让我给你...?
‪-不

30
00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,569
‪没有

31
00:01:49,569 --> 00:01:51,320
‪我没别的意思

32
00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,531
‪我们才刚刚开始 不要孩子

33
00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:55,616
‪狗狗考虑一下?

34
00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,537
‪你想让我和你同居?

35
00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:00,454
‪不是

36
00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,624
‪狗狗可以一半时间在这里
‪一半时间在我那里

37
00:02:08,004 --> 00:02:09,172
‪我还是养条鱼吧

38
00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:14,719
{\an8}‪总统想来谢弗宁

39
00:02:14,719 --> 00:02:16,262
{\an8}‪-什么?
‪-幕后是俄罗斯

40
00:02:16,262 --> 00:02:18,347
{\an8}‪他们等不及加农先做安排了

41
00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:19,974
‪不不不

42
00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:22,560
‪白宫认为这是对美国的间接打击

43
00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:25,605
‪雷伯恩一来 特罗布里奇就会来

44
00:02:25,605 --> 00:02:28,983
{\an8}‪我们要讨论针对俄罗斯的政策

45
00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,484
‪还是部长级别的讨论

46
00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,987
‪就要做好准备 一步步地来

47
00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:34,822
‪嗨 林赛

48
00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:36,574
‪请让卡伦接电话

49
00:02:36,574 --> 00:02:37,491
‪谢谢

50
00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:40,661
‪你就是那种操碎心的爹地 养鱼也是

51
00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,787
‪卡伦 嗨

52
00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:45,750
‪听着 不能让总统急匆匆地来

53
00:02:45,750 --> 00:02:48,336
‪我们有加农 还有外交大臣

54
00:02:48,336 --> 00:02:51,839
‪一次只一位出场
‪就已经是顶级的目标人物了

55
00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,174
‪不安全 对吧?

56
00:02:53,174 --> 00:02:54,467
‪我们可以保障安全

57
00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,844
‪你就不能帮帮我?

58
00:02:58,054 --> 00:03:00,681
‪你猜谁刚到办公室 等一下

59
00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:03,684
‪卡伦?

60
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,353
‪嗨 是我 艾迪拉朴

61
00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:08,856
‪是啊 我们好久没见了 你还好吗?

62
00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:09,857
‪你很闲吗?

63
00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:14,028
‪卡伦 我们私下里说

64
00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:17,615
‪你知道昨天
‪死在这里的那位伊朗大使吗?

65
00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,784
‪血液毒理报告还没出来

66
00:03:19,784 --> 00:03:22,578
‪也就是说 不能排除被投毒的可能性

67
00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:25,581
‪不 不是外交大臣投的毒

68
00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,417
‪但很可能在他来之前
‪就已经被俄罗斯投了毒

69
00:03:28,417 --> 00:03:29,627
‪什么 会吗?

70
00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,673
‪我就是想说 在事情调查清楚之前

71
00:03:33,673 --> 00:03:36,801
‪总统最好还是留在华盛顿

72
00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,972
‪太好了

73
00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,153
‪你让他们做的?

74
00:03:56,988 --> 00:03:57,822
‪什么?

75
00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:00,574
‪-他们给我装的
‪-对 他们就是干这个的

76
00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:02,076
‪他们...

77
00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,745
‪他们给我装了卫生棉条

78
00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,955
‪有备无患嘛

79
00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:10,376
‪八片夜用 四片日用 还有护垫

80
00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:14,046
‪在他们面前 我都成了透明人了

81
00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,596
‪俄罗斯不会真想
‪和我们及英国开战吧?

82
00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,017
‪他们想干什么 我不清楚

83
00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:28,853
‪他们栽赃伊朗

84
00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,771
‪是想让我们和伊朗开战?

85
00:04:32,231 --> 00:04:33,232
‪他们很狡猾

86
00:04:36,569 --> 00:04:38,821
‪我不喜欢别人动我的东西

87
00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:40,573
‪不过他们倒是挺贴心的

88
00:04:41,157 --> 00:04:42,575
‪已经开始了

89
00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:43,492
‪开始什么了?

90
00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:45,453
‪你会习惯的

91
00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,871
‪不 不会的

92
00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,205
‪是嘛

93
00:04:48,205 --> 00:04:51,709
‪他们应该趁我们没回来的时候
‪给你打好包 这样你马上就能走了

94
00:04:51,709 --> 00:04:54,086
‪看哪 你也学会有备无患了

95
00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,049
‪什么?

96
00:04:58,049 --> 00:04:59,050
‪没什么

97
00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,223
‪我们是不是该谈谈?

98
00:05:08,184 --> 00:05:09,060
‪不用了

99
00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,728
‪-装
‪-真不用

100
00:05:15,983 --> 00:05:17,777
‪谢谢你和我上床

101
00:05:17,777 --> 00:05:19,862
‪可这丝毫改变不了

102
00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:22,823
‪我们婚姻不复存在的基本事实

103
00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,659
‪我没那么想 好吧?

104
00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,619
‪你很自私

105
00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:29,705
‪如果你觉得我自私 那就随你

106
00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:33,042
‪-你不必那么屈尊
‪-别纠结了

107
00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:33,959
‪一夜偷欢而已

108
00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:37,463
‪我就是第一轮媒体拍照
‪站在你旁边的花瓶

109
00:05:37,463 --> 00:05:39,215
‪然后我会继续随波逐流

110
00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:43,010
‪你也可以时不时地来靠我一靠

111
00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:45,679
‪可我...

112
00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:48,933
‪我不想不清不楚的

113
00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,351
‪凯特

114
00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:54,313
‪你就放我一马

115
00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:56,315
‪让婚姻破灭的灰烬多残喘一会儿吧

116
00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,110
‪好吧

117
00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,236
‪好

118
00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:22,341
‪那是外交大臣的乡村地堡

119
00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:24,593
‪我们不想再走一遍安检流程

120
00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:27,054
‪我们想让大使准时到场

121
00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,431
‪麦克纳布先生说 我们不能忽略

122
00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,058
‪房屋存在内部威胁的可能性

123
00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,394
‪他怀疑丹尼森?

124
00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,773
‪你告诉他 如果他还在怀疑外交大臣

125
00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:39,900
‪那他也太离谱了

126
00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,902
‪我们不会去搜盟友的身

127
00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,946
‪他说外交大臣是我们的盟友

128
00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,447
‪我没那么说

129
00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:50,244
‪麦克纳布先生重申
‪大使的安全是他的重中之重

130
00:06:50,244 --> 00:06:51,245
‪我知道

131
00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:55,166
‪他还想提醒您
‪上次外交大臣见了一名外交官

132
00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:57,543
‪-结果那名外交官被抬着出去
‪-你就告诉他...

133
00:06:57,543 --> 00:07:00,838
‪化验结果出来之前 我们谨慎为宜

134
00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,298
‪让我听电话

135
00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,678
‪伯特 这样不行

136
00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:09,513
‪伯特?

137
00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:13,267
‪-我给总部打电话
‪-下车

138
00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,282
‪丹尼森经历过

139
00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,826
‪其实说到底 我也经历过

140
00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:34,538
‪在确定是中毒还是高血压之前

141
00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:36,373
‪他们怎么谨慎都不为过

142
00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,958
‪是 我只是...

143
00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:38,876
‪有点焦虑

144
00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:40,711
‪那倒没有

145
00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,005
‪这种事我擅长

146
00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,590
‪在花园的时候我是很狼狈

147
00:07:44,590 --> 00:07:46,091
‪但你说真到谈判的时候?

148
00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:49,178
‪我知道 我对您的能力充满信心...

149
00:07:49,178 --> 00:07:50,262
‪真的?

150
00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,180
‪真的

151
00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,598
‪我看不是吧

152
00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:55,601
‪您看过会议议程了吗?

153
00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,644
‪当然看过

154
00:08:01,899 --> 00:08:03,108
‪一长串

155
00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,569
‪要是我给大使准备简报

156
00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,613
‪一定会附上一页提要

157
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,114
‪不然都没时间看

158
00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,991
‪-这个够简短吗?
‪-好点了

159
00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,661
‪-这是明天的议程
‪-好

160
00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,455
‪分三部分

161
00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:19,625
‪今天您和英国代表团研究

162
00:08:19,625 --> 00:08:22,127
‪如何最大化这三个部分的效果

163
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,713
‪让外交大臣和国务卿的时间

164
00:08:24,713 --> 00:08:26,173
‪分分秒秒都不会被浪费

165
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,092
‪最终能做出应对俄罗斯的策略

166
00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:30,427
‪给我看看?

167
00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,805
‪-我们一起说一下?
‪-我看了就知道了

168
00:08:32,805 --> 00:08:34,890
‪这是给我自己的笔记 您看不懂

169
00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:35,891
‪我看看

170
00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:36,850
‪好吧

171
00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:39,979
‪拥抱、避开、熊

172
00:08:42,398 --> 00:08:43,232
‪你说得对

173
00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:45,693
‪第一项

174
00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:50,239
‪公开展示美英之间的稳固外交关系

175
00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:52,658
‪让俄罗斯知道 我们仍然是统一战线

176
00:08:52,658 --> 00:08:55,119
‪和他们入侵乌克兰之前没有变化

177
00:08:55,119 --> 00:08:56,662
‪这就是“拥抱”?

178
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,205
‪-对
‪-很形象

179
00:08:58,205 --> 00:08:59,873
‪-第二项...
‪-嘿

180
00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:02,459
‪还等什么?

181
00:09:03,085 --> 00:09:04,211
‪安全检查

182
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:08,424
‪他们觉得丹尼森
‪会像杀害伊朗大使那样杀害你?

183
00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:11,885
‪我想哪怕是开玩笑 我们也应该避免

184
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,472
‪把伊朗大使的死
‪和我们最密切的盟友扯上关系

185
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,974
‪-也可能是俄罗斯
‪-别这样

186
00:09:16,974 --> 00:09:19,059
‪-他已经够紧张了
‪-我才没有

187
00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,229
‪这不是俄罗斯
‪第一次在英国土地上毒死一个人

188
00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:23,939
‪-我们继续
‪-对

189
00:09:23,939 --> 00:09:26,108
‪-也不会是第二次
‪-议程第二项

190
00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:27,776
‪-好
‪-第一项是什么?

191
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:28,777
‪拥抱

192
00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:30,946
‪-避开伊朗
‪-避开

193
00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:31,864
‪对

194
00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,325
‪-既然我们知道是俄罗斯...
‪-投的毒?

195
00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:36,368
‪他们把你当成嫌疑人?看来确实应该

196
00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,786
‪回车上去

197
00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:38,704
‪我去放放水

198
00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:41,665
‪是吗?

199
00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:43,125
‪他们把我当嫌疑人?

200
00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,169
‪不 是目击证人

201
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:48,255
‪今天晚点艾迪拉可能会找您

202
00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,298
‪还有伦敦警方

203
00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:51,592
‪-好 第二项 避开
‪-对

204
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:54,511
‪既然我们知道是俄罗斯
‪那就没必要再揪住伊朗不放了

205
00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,055
‪你是说要道歉

206
00:09:56,055 --> 00:09:57,056
‪我没说

207
00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:59,058
‪总部特别强调

208
00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:02,936
‪我们不能
‪向唱着“美国灭亡”歌的国家道歉

209
00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,063
‪夫人?

210
00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:04,980
‪可以了

211
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:07,691
‪你换辆车

212
00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,943
‪你不是想让我和哈尔乘一辆车嘛

213
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,237
‪可是议程我还没说完

214
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,614
‪-第三项是熊
‪-对

215
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,074
‪-就是俄罗斯
‪-对

216
00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:16,200
‪小菜一碟

217
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,159
‪哈尔!

218
00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:19,161
‪这种事急不得

219
00:10:55,406 --> 00:10:56,699
‪谢谢

220
00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:58,742
‪欢迎

221
00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:02,621
‪幸会 我是伊朗方面的胡珀

222
00:11:02,621 --> 00:11:03,914
‪幸会

223
00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:05,749
‪肯博怀特 俄罗斯人

224
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,709
‪幸会

225
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,211
‪据我所知 我们应该向您道谢

226
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,048
‪很抱歉让你们久等了
‪我以为你们已经开始了

227
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,842
‪您来得正是时候

228
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,677
‪这里风景真不错

229
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:19,763
‪也很高兴见到您 您一定很骄傲吧

230
00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,474
‪为我妻子?那还用说?

231
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,726
‪我是肯博怀特 俄罗斯人

232
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,812
‪海福德 世界人

233
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,775
‪-有请?
‪-好

234
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,573
‪怎么回事?

235
00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:39,616
‪说得真好听

236
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,161
‪那个伊朗人一直在朝我笑

237
00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:46,582
‪你是这里的女贵宾
‪是你扑灭了海湾的大火

238
00:11:46,582 --> 00:11:48,083
‪他们都知道了?

239
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:51,879
‪他们不知道 但他们知道和你有关系

240
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,215
‪你一开始就说不是伊朗
‪结果证明你是对的

241
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,800
‪就没你的功劳啦?

242
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,719
‪我们是黄金搭档

243
00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:03,056
‪但毫无疑问 你是猎狗人

244
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,349
‪什么意思?

245
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,936
‪意思是 你勒住了战争这条狗

246
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:10,063
‪这说法我喜欢

247
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,691
‪我觉得很适合你

248
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,443
‪好像真有点

249
00:12:14,443 --> 00:12:15,402
‪欢迎

250
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:17,696
‪你们的大驾光临 让这里蓬荜生辉

251
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:20,491
‪哪里都少不了的塞西莉亚丹尼森

252
00:12:20,491 --> 00:12:23,952
‪当然了 久仰久仰

253
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:25,662
‪凯特怀勒大使

254
00:12:26,288 --> 00:12:27,748
‪他一定很生气吧?

255
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,167
‪他...?您说什么?

256
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,836
‪奥斯汀 他没有慢待您吧?

257
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,338
‪慢待...?

258
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,215
‪您不是迟到了嘛

259
00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:38,175
‪我迟到的时候 他可不会轻饶我

260
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:40,135
‪还真是双标呢

261
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:42,137
‪现在就不要拆台了吧?

262
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:44,139
‪对 我们别傻站着了

263
00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,182
‪-快进来吧
‪-好

264
00:12:45,182 --> 00:12:47,392
‪虽然不是你们家 不过也不用客气

265
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,187
‪谢谢 十分幸会

266
00:12:53,482 --> 00:12:55,943
‪你肯定是内室吧

267
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,403
‪怎么看出来的?

268
00:12:58,403 --> 00:13:00,614
‪来 我带你四处转转

269
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,616
‪-好
‪-抱歉打扰一下

270
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,952
‪安保那边想让您过去一下

271
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,662
‪我马上去

272
00:13:06,662 --> 00:13:09,414
‪是首相

273
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:12,292
‪失陪一下

274
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,210
‪好

275
00:13:17,756 --> 00:13:19,091
‪-你好
‪-你好

276
00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,639
‪抱歉

277
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:26,765
‪安努

278
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:29,059
‪等国务卿来了之后

279
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:32,938
‪我们会达成一项共识

280
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:35,732
‪说明特罗布里奇首相
‪针对雷伯恩总统的尖锐言辞

281
00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,944
‪仅仅是朋友间的热烈争论

282
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:41,863
‪然后我们开始第二项 伊朗...

283
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,282
‪大使 谢谢

284
00:13:43,282 --> 00:13:45,784
‪把伊朗放在第二项讨论
‪您有什么意见吗?

285
00:13:45,784 --> 00:13:48,036
‪没有 伊朗没问题 我就是...

286
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,205
‪我没意见

287
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,250
‪-第三项
‪-她有意见

288
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:55,794
‪-第三项
‪-威尔斯夫人

289
00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,879
‪说得没错

290
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,340
‪像您这样柔弱的女子...

291
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:02,301
‪-我们还是继续吧
‪-不能继续

292
00:14:02,301 --> 00:14:05,178
‪这绝对是结构上的不平等

293
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,598
‪椅子都是为男性设计的

294
00:14:07,598 --> 00:14:09,766
‪如果我们与女性同坐

295
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:13,353
‪为她们提供合适的椅子
‪我们责无旁贷

296
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,857
‪能帮怀勒大使拿张合适的椅子吗?

297
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:19,526
‪-我去帮您拿张椅子?
‪-我现在坐的椅子就很好

298
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,029
‪我很想知道议程第三项是什么

299
00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,196
‪加个垫子?

300
00:14:24,281 --> 00:14:26,408
‪太好了 谢谢

301
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:31,747
‪好...

302
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:38,587
‪谢谢

303
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:39,504
‪回顾一下

304
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:43,717
‪第一项 展示美英稳固的外交关系

305
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,386
‪第二项 伊朗 第三项 俄罗斯

306
00:14:47,346 --> 00:14:48,889
‪谢谢 安努

307
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:54,269
‪把第一项挪到第三项
‪再没有别的意见的话

308
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:57,189
‪我们就可以开始了

309
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,106
‪好的

310
00:14:58,106 --> 00:14:59,274
‪为什么?

311
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,363
‪为什么把第一项挪到第三项?

312
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,116
‪因为您的迟到

313
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,410
‪和家具结构的不平等

314
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,496
‪我们的议程已经落后了

315
00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,792
‪第一项可能需要长时间的讨论

316
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,047
‪-安努
‪-新议程第一项 伊朗

317
00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,384
‪请大家翻到第四页 谢谢

318
00:15:25,384 --> 00:15:27,302
‪第四页

319
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:31,848
‪我可以带你看看 我都记下了

320
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,142
‪尤其是你们的厄尔斯比勋爵

321
00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:35,394
‪是威尔斯比

322
00:15:35,394 --> 00:15:36,979
‪我记的不是这样的

323
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,689
‪没关系 夫人

324
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,273
‪他不信任我

325
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,817
‪她看起来很懂

326
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:44,194
‪我去拿表单?

327
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,988
‪你说得对 保险一点

328
00:15:47,489 --> 00:15:49,491
‪他们有个表单
‪上面列出了我可以做的事

329
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,909
‪无聊透顶了

330
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:53,662
‪不过我发现
‪两件事一起做的时候还挺有意思的

331
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:57,374
‪一件是带看 另一件就是你来选一件

332
00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:02,295
‪好眼光

333
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,422
‪非常好

334
00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:06,049
‪我们要宣告伊朗无罪

335
00:16:06,049 --> 00:16:09,636
‪尽快公开表态

336
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,222
‪这样我们准备好谴责俄罗斯的时候

337
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,975
‪就能有一个很好的立场

338
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:17,602
‪总部不同意道歉

339
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,104
‪他没说“道歉”

340
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,690
‪宣告伊朗无罪合适吗?

341
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:22,983
‪他们也不是什么圣女

342
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:26,653
‪如果俄罗斯的目的是
‪让我们陷入海湾地区战争的泥淖

343
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,991
‪那么除了宣告无罪之外
‪什么动作都是在为克里姆林宫助势

344
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:34,327
‪只要我们一天不宣布
‪伊朗不是罪魁祸首

345
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:37,873
‪世界其他国家
‪就会将哈吉尔大使的不幸陨亡...

346
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,249
‪在您的办公室里

347
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,085
‪道歉 向伊朗道歉

348
00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,920
‪-不行
‪-这是个局

349
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,173
‪俄罗斯给伊朗布的局

350
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:50,052
‪反正 我们不把俄罗斯拎出来
‪就没办法宣告伊朗无罪

351
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,637
‪而且 我们和伊朗怎么交代?

352
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,556
‪我们可以做些别的让步

353
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:55,932
‪请喝茶可不行

354
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,185
‪她说得对

355
00:16:58,935 --> 00:16:59,770
‪我开玩笑的

356
00:16:59,770 --> 00:17:01,396
‪或者请喝咖啡

357
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,065
‪哦 天哪

358
00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:03,982
‪怎么了?

359
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:07,194
‪你们都太沉迷于强硬的伊朗阴谋论

360
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,822
‪就好像我们把哈吉尔的尸体
‪藏在行李箱里了

361
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,784
‪杀死肯尼迪的不是中情局

362
00:17:13,784 --> 00:17:15,660
‪也没有什么互联网救世主

363
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,662
‪茶里也没有毒

364
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,918
‪我听说化验报告还没出来

365
00:17:22,918 --> 00:17:25,837
‪即便他是毒发身亡
‪那也不是茶的问题

366
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:29,299
‪他出现症状之前根本就没喝过茶

367
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,551
‪奥斯汀?

368
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,469
‪喝点水

369
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:36,306
‪我们休息一下

370
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,308
‪好 休息

371
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,064
‪你知道你刚才在说什么吗?

372
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,399
‪我说你很无礼?因为你也确实是

373
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,611
‪你说他没喝茶之前就已经出现症状了

374
00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:50,529
‪对

375
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:56,493
‪中情局也许是没杀死肯尼迪
‪但他们把你送进了我的办公室

376
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:59,704
‪此后不久伊朗大使就被抬出去了

377
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,622
‪该死

378
00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,959
‪你不该说你知道
‪是因为你当时根本不该在场

379
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,253
‪对不起

380
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:10,549
‪-全世界都以为是我杀的哈吉尔
‪-我知道

381
00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:14,261
‪要是当时没和某个大魔头一起就好了

382
00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:20,058
‪怎么了?

383
00:18:20,642 --> 00:18:21,560
‪你的...

384
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:23,895
‪你的衬衫

385
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,188
‪纽扣扣错了

386
00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:29,192
‪该死

387
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,072
‪不对

388
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,868
‪谢谢

389
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,832
‪我们就说 茶的事
‪是你告诉我的 有人问起的话

390
00:18:43,832 --> 00:18:45,333
‪估计也不会有人问

391
00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,589
‪需要那么长时间吗?

392
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:53,758
‪第三项 也就是之前的第一项
‪我们称之为“拥抱”的那一项

393
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:56,678
‪哦 他们会注意到我们出来了

394
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,389
‪我想做个声明就可以了

395
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:00,432
‪你我两国亲善

396
00:19:00,432 --> 00:19:03,310
‪特罗布里奇不会再叫总统“人渣”

397
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,769
‪为了表示你们的悔意

398
00:19:04,769 --> 00:19:06,813
‪你们亮出“番茄脸”收起“土豆脸”

399
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,107
‪他不会拥抱的

400
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,651
‪他想结束

401
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,736
‪结束什么?

402
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:15,572
‪我们两国之间的瓜葛

403
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:19,743
‪美国力量维护正义的假设

404
00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:25,415
‪没有美国协助或批准
‪英国军队就不能行动

405
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,959
‪还有我们忍受你们选举的官员

406
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:31,630
‪受你们一贯的利己主义的胁迫

407
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,092
‪与美国为敌或许是很危险

408
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,137
‪但与它为友却必死无疑

409
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,100
‪你们疯了吗?

410
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,352
‪不要这么大声...

411
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,062
‪你们要和我们决裂?

412
00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,397
‪-首相...
‪-你们的脱欧行为

413
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,816
‪让苏格兰和北爱尔兰纷纷效仿

414
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:54,778
‪俄罗斯整整一年都在屠戮乌克兰

415
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:57,447
‪现在他们把注意力转移到了你们身上

416
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:00,408
‪这个节骨眼上 你们想决裂?

417
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,577
‪你说得对 这个会短不了

418
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:05,121
‪我们还是想想
‪怎么给一个差点就拥有核武器的

419
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:08,541
‪反西方神权的国家
‪说出不是道歉的道歉语吧

420
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,044
‪看来根本就没什么“拥抱”

421
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,173
‪不能道歉

422
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,509
‪绝对不可能

423
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,344
‪-阿利斯泰尔
‪-绝对不可能

424
00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:20,804
‪对

425
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:24,391
‪我还能想到几件
‪他们比道歉更想听到的事

426
00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:25,350
‪例如?

427
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,185
‪将他们的革命卫队

428
00:20:27,185 --> 00:20:29,646
‪从外国恐怖组织名单中删除

429
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,147
‪这不是要害

430
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:34,401
‪我想伊朗觉得这恰恰就是要害

431
00:20:35,485 --> 00:20:38,947
‪怀勒大使 我们不是帝国了

432
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,782
‪甚至都不隶属于哪个大洲了

433
00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:44,744
‪我们是一个高度民主的小岛国

434
00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,706
‪我们把伊朗当做敌人
‪但其实他们并不是

435
00:20:47,706 --> 00:20:49,416
‪所以我们有所表示 我们去道歉

436
00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,293
‪哪怕美国不想让我们去

437
00:20:51,293 --> 00:20:55,005
‪因为一旦世界不再相信我们

438
00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,464
‪我们也就没什么权力了

439
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,049
‪到底发生什么事了?

440
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:08,893
‪好消息

441
00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:12,314
‪首相就在附近

442
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:14,482
‪要过来打个招呼

443
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,466
‪首相先生 万分荣幸

444
00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:41,009
‪一路不知不觉就过来了

445
00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:44,721
‪就好像肯特郡张开白皙的双腿

446
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:49,184
‪等着这头猛兽来强暴一样

447
00:21:49,184 --> 00:21:51,895
‪所以我就来了

448
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,651
‪真是辆好车

449
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,365
‪朋友借的

450
00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,617
‪名字很不好发音的朋友

451
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,285
‪我想在道德纳粹分子来扫兴之前

452
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:09,871
‪先拉出来遛遛

453
00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:16,252
‪我的天哦

454
00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:18,421
‪闻闻

455
00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,881
‪来 都闻闻

456
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:22,842
‪说说 闻到什么了?

457
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,052
‪朱利安

458
00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:27,222
‪-没什么特别的
‪-没什么特别的 对

459
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:31,935
‪契克斯是我最喜欢的乡间别墅

460
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,144
‪却有股恶臭

461
00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,979
‪莉迪亚拿它没办法

462
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,774
‪现在都成了你的了

463
00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:40,568
‪他们选的是我
‪怎么好东西都成你的了?

464
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,446
‪很荣幸 先生

465
00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:44,614
‪我也很荣幸

466
00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:53,665
‪我听说加农喝醉了

467
00:22:53,665 --> 00:22:56,668
‪所以明早早点多上点鸡尾酒

468
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,796
‪你们在讨论俄罗斯
‪所以伏特加应该更应景吧

469
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,965
‪我就这点想法

470
00:23:01,965 --> 00:23:03,675
‪你们讨论出什么结果了?

471
00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:06,052
‪我们才刚刚开始

472
00:23:07,137 --> 00:23:11,558
‪还是会后再向您汇报吧

473
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,643
‪不用了 还是现在汇报吧

474
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:19,065
‪我们确定了明天的议程

475
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,567
‪第一项 伊朗

476
00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,818
‪-就是关于...
‪-避开

477
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,236
‪不 第一项 俄罗斯

478
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,617
‪大国 屠戮乌克兰的大国

479
00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,578
‪还炸了我们的航母

480
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:36,416
‪我们还没谈及俄罗斯问题

481
00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:41,379
‪有意思

482
00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:47,552
‪我因为在某方面不作为
‪都快被媒体当海报到处贴了

483
00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:50,513
‪《泰晤士报》喊着要提前选举

484
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:55,685
‪加农明天就来和我们会面

485
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,771
‪我们要向世界交代来龙去脉

486
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:02,525
‪而你们 居然还没有谈及俄罗斯

487
00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,946
‪怀勒大使 你那么聪明 就没想到吗?

488
00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:09,949
‪谁都不会忘记俄罗斯

489
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:14,787
‪我只是想知道
‪我的外交大臣日议程里有没有这一项

490
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:16,915
‪当然没有

491
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,249
‪我问的是大使

492
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:22,837
‪大使 袭击我们船的是伊朗吗?

493
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:24,464
‪不是

494
00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:26,049
‪那我们为什么要谈论他们?

495
00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:30,094
‪我无意冒犯
‪如果是俄罗斯设计陷害伊朗...

496
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:31,429
‪总是带个“如果”

497
00:24:31,429 --> 00:24:32,722
‪...你们可以把伊朗

498
00:24:32,722 --> 00:24:36,601
‪从俄罗斯唯一的朋友变成死敌

499
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,438
‪他想让您成为伟大的政治家

500
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,524
‪成为?有朝一日

501
00:24:45,944 --> 00:24:48,404
‪同时 我们国家有41位遗孀

502
00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:51,324
‪正望眼欲穿地等着
‪今天就能拥有你们的第二修正案权利

503
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:52,825
‪而不是有朝一日

504
00:24:56,579 --> 00:24:58,539
‪俄罗斯炸了我们的船

505
00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,876
‪或许我们该像个成年人一样
‪即便不是今天 也至少能在明天

506
00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,253
‪有胆量说出幕后黑手是谁

507
00:25:03,253 --> 00:25:06,547
‪-先生 请您给我们一个机会...
‪-也许您说得对

508
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,052
‪这样才对嘛

509
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:12,679
‪谢谢 奥斯汀

510
00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,807
‪不 谢谢您才对 真的是醍醐灌顶

511
00:25:17,392 --> 00:25:18,601
‪哦 我还没想走呢

512
00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:21,271
‪撸起袖子

513
00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,522
‪加油干

514
00:25:25,650 --> 00:25:27,986
‪(耶稣)

515
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,237
‪我是人吗?

516
00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:31,030
‪(基辛格)

517
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,490
‪充其量也就半人吧

518
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,243
‪主观上讲

519
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,620
‪树木 池塘

520
00:25:37,620 --> 00:25:38,871
‪我是活的吗?

521
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,249
‪下半身活的吧

522
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:42,625
‪我了解自己吗?

523
00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,752
‪哦 不了解吧

524
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:48,715
‪不过位高权重的话 都会自以为是

525
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:51,509
‪对吧?

526
00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:53,594
‪以为了解自己?

527
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,221
‪不是 是去追求一些东西

528
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:57,056
‪去逃避折磨

529
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,891
‪我很享受这样的清闲

530
00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:01,102
‪得了吧

531
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,981
‪-我了解自己吗?
‪-不了解

532
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:07,775
‪也许 还是不吧

533
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:08,693
‪别大意

534
00:26:08,693 --> 00:26:09,819
‪我了解所有人

535
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:11,195
‪他会爱上你的

536
00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:13,072
‪男的 有意思

537
00:26:13,948 --> 00:26:16,951
‪啊 大庙 拐角处还有一座

538
00:26:16,951 --> 00:26:19,746
‪叫什么“次大庙”

539
00:26:19,746 --> 00:26:20,830
‪庙

540
00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:22,457
‪我不会...

541
00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:25,918
‪我是神吗?

542
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,338
‪真会猜

543
00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:29,422
‪不是“不”

544
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,466
‪我是耶稣?

545
00:26:33,301 --> 00:26:35,511
‪-我是...
‪-还是别看了

546
00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:36,721
‪奥斯汀!

547
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,515
‪嘿 你这是作弊

548
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:43,102
‪才没有呢 我居然是亨利基辛格

549
00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,981
‪“也许您说得对”?

550
00:26:47,815 --> 00:26:49,984
‪你知道我们在谈什么吗?

551
00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:52,278
‪谴责俄罗斯袭击英国战舰的事

552
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:55,323
‪明天 和美国国务卿

553
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,533
‪我们就是谈谈 仅此而已

554
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,660
‪现在会议变成俄罗斯汇报了

555
00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:02,955
‪会议之后 如果老天有眼
‪首相就会离开了

556
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:07,460
‪我觉得 我们真的应该告诉他
‪我们不打算谴责俄罗斯

557
00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:11,381
‪我需要你的配合
‪你就不能配合我一下吗?

558
00:27:12,006 --> 00:27:13,549
‪你这是在求我?

559
00:27:14,675 --> 00:27:16,427
‪-没错
‪-可我现在很忙

560
00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:18,554
‪我必须告诉加农 他将会受到伏击

561
00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:21,808
‪而且有一国还要决裂

562
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:25,395
‪有时候我还必须是首相的传声筒

563
00:27:25,395 --> 00:27:28,356
‪但作为个人的我 请求作为个人的你

564
00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:30,066
‪请你帮助我

565
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,076
‪要我怎么帮?

566
00:27:41,953 --> 00:27:45,665
‪他需要有人
‪言辞犀利地汇报针对俄罗斯的策略

567
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:47,625
‪让他觉得...

568
00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:49,210
‪自己聪明 大权在握?

569
00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,963
‪-差不多
‪-他不是独角兽

570
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:01,889
‪今天的会议议程
‪出现了一点意外的变化

571
00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:04,684
‪我们现在的议程是这样:

572
00:28:05,268 --> 00:28:07,770
‪第一项 俄罗斯

573
00:28:08,271 --> 00:28:09,188
‪第二项

574
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:11,190
‪俄罗斯

575
00:28:11,816 --> 00:28:13,276
‪第三项 朱利安?

576
00:28:13,276 --> 00:28:14,527
‪俄罗斯?

577
00:28:15,278 --> 00:28:16,404
‪学得很快嘛

578
00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:18,406
‪不会真的这样吧?

579
00:28:19,824 --> 00:28:20,992
‪不会哪样?

580
00:28:20,992 --> 00:28:22,285
‪俄罗斯

581
00:28:22,994 --> 00:28:23,911
‪不会真的讨论吧

582
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,956
‪真不敢相信

583
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:33,337
‪我以为印度人追踪到了

584
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,339
‪那个炸船的人并对他绳之以法了

585
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:36,340
‪是追到了

586
00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:38,926
‪结果 罗马尼亚情报部门

587
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:42,013
‪在一次老鼠战胜人类的伟大胜利当中

588
00:28:42,013 --> 00:28:45,057
‪-看到他逃向了俄罗斯...
‪-先生 过于复杂的话...

589
00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:48,269
‪...他拿到了钱...谁付的来着?

590
00:28:48,269 --> 00:28:49,854
‪-连科夫
‪-就是那个俄罗斯人

591
00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:51,022
‪这有什么难的?

592
00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:56,402
‪你们都是外交政策专家
‪掌握着整个冷战的剧本

593
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:59,030
‪不是相信地球是方的
‪而去找寻地球边缘的人

594
00:29:00,948 --> 00:29:05,161
‪先生 我们不能轻率地谴责俄罗斯

595
00:29:05,161 --> 00:29:07,789
‪他们手里有核武器
‪即使我们不去挑衅

596
00:29:07,789 --> 00:29:12,376
‪他们的首领也巴不得
‪想把主权国家夷为平地

597
00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:16,297
‪我们称之为“种族灭绝”
‪可俄罗斯称之为“英勇神武”

598
00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:18,424
‪-好 那就谴责列宁
‪-连科夫

599
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:22,303
‪不管是谁
‪谴责他谋杀了我们41个男丁

600
00:29:22,303 --> 00:29:23,596
‪还有女兵

601
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:27,016
‪连科夫只是克里姆林的遮羞布

602
00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,770
‪不管我们谴责俄罗斯 还是连科夫

603
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:34,440
‪直接袭击北约盟国英国

604
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,734
‪他们都会先于我们行动

605
00:29:36,734 --> 00:29:39,320
‪他们没办法在常规战争中匹敌我们

606
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:42,406
‪就可能会打破最后仅存的禁忌

607
00:29:42,406 --> 00:29:44,033
‪动用核武器

608
00:29:44,033 --> 00:29:46,202
‪一开始是战术弹头

609
00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:49,163
‪看似不是重型武器 但其实并非如此

610
00:29:49,163 --> 00:29:50,873
‪他在用激将法

611
00:29:50,873 --> 00:29:53,835
‪如果我们顺着您的一厢情愿走到头...

612
00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:57,380
‪-你说什么?
‪-先生 我想您跑题了

613
00:29:58,172 --> 00:29:59,048
‪是吗?

614
00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:03,469
‪首相很清楚
‪我们在想好应对之策之前

615
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:06,055
‪是不能贸然去谴责俄罗斯的

616
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:08,099
‪那样就太愚蠢了

617
00:30:08,099 --> 00:30:11,769
‪在我们考虑证据的同时
‪他已经在担心结局了

618
00:30:12,645 --> 00:30:15,189
‪国务卿正在赶来的路上

619
00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:18,234
‪我们可能不必劳驾首相先生

620
00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:20,611
‪为我们草拟谴责的说辞

621
00:30:20,611 --> 00:30:24,615
‪但我们在考虑应对之策这方面
‪肯定会需要他的帮助

622
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,247
‪还是有些会说人话的

623
00:30:31,247 --> 00:30:33,207
‪这样吧 我先回去

624
00:30:33,207 --> 00:30:36,627
‪你们有应对方案了就提上来给我

625
00:30:38,504 --> 00:30:39,881
‪给你们20分钟

626
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,895
‪和你在塔林共事过 美国国际事务
‪民主协会那个俄罗斯人叫什么来着?

627
00:30:55,229 --> 00:30:56,188
‪舒尔曼?

628
00:30:57,315 --> 00:31:00,109
‪我上午过得很开心 谢谢你的关心

629
00:31:00,109 --> 00:31:01,569
‪我得在20分钟内

630
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,196
‪给出一份英国
‪对俄罗斯的双向应对方策

631
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,116
‪-那个人是谁?
‪-我去看风景了

632
00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:10,161
‪-结果发现她是他妹妹 不是妻子
‪-什么?

633
00:31:10,912 --> 00:31:12,288
‪塞西莉亚丹尼森

634
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,291
‪是他妹妹?

635
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,918
‪曲线球

636
00:31:21,255 --> 00:31:22,757
‪谁会带妹妹来?

637
00:31:22,757 --> 00:31:26,802
‪她被哪个皇室的混混甩了

638
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:30,848
‪丹尼森怕她真的会自杀

639
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:34,018
‪-哦 够他受的
‪-所以带在身边看得紧紧的

640
00:31:34,644 --> 00:31:36,270
‪她很爱她哥

641
00:31:36,938 --> 00:31:39,690
‪说他虽然有点自以为是
‪但心地还是非常善良的

642
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:42,652
‪他妻子几年前去世了

643
00:31:42,652 --> 00:31:45,446
‪正是饥渴的时候

644
00:31:45,446 --> 00:31:47,657
‪-天哪
‪-听着...

645
00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:53,955
‪如果我走了 你身边得有个人

646
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:57,375
‪不然你会发脾气
‪那对美国可没什么好处

647
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:58,292
‪哈尔

648
00:31:58,292 --> 00:32:03,005
‪他是你认识我之前
‪约会过的所有那些绣花草包当中

649
00:32:03,005 --> 00:32:05,174
‪理想的柏拉图式爱情的对象

650
00:32:05,174 --> 00:32:07,259
‪不要假装你不知道

651
00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:10,888
‪那个俄罗斯人?
‪在塔林用冰马桶的那个?

652
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:12,974
‪谢尔曼?

653
00:32:13,766 --> 00:32:15,935
‪我说真的 你应该试试

654
00:32:18,270 --> 00:32:21,524
‪他有办法在不破坏
‪世界钴供应的情况下

655
00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:23,776
‪制裁钴寡头

656
00:32:24,485 --> 00:32:25,319
‪对

657
00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:28,489
‪他到底叫什么名字?

658
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,242
‪我不记得了

659
00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:41,210
‪盖尔曼 盖尔曼!

660
00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,424
‪本盖尔曼

661
00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:51,679
‪-您需要什么吗 夫人?
‪-不用

662
00:32:51,679 --> 00:32:53,014
‪-您没事吧?
‪-没事

663
00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:55,224
‪-您喊什么了
‪-国际事务民主会的本盖尔曼

664
00:32:55,224 --> 00:32:58,853
‪我得给他打个电话 得和财务通话

665
00:32:58,853 --> 00:33:02,940
‪还有俄罗斯天然气的副主席
‪我还得...把问题都弄清楚

666
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,410
‪嗨 您知道我是您手下吧?

667
00:33:14,410 --> 00:33:15,953
‪-知道
‪-罗尼也是

668
00:33:15,953 --> 00:33:16,871
‪我很荣幸

669
00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:20,249
‪以前您是单枪匹马 但现在不是了

670
00:33:20,249 --> 00:33:23,627
‪如果您想查什么 我可以代劳

671
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:27,298
‪还有罗尼 还有您手下的八百人

672
00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:31,886
‪-我给你解释的工夫...
‪-夫人 我想您应该试试

673
00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:35,181
‪我想我们会做您喜欢做

674
00:33:35,181 --> 00:33:37,850
‪也擅长做的一些了不起的工作

675
00:33:37,850 --> 00:33:39,185
‪还有我擅长的一些

676
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,603
‪您没有三头六臂

677
00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:42,354
‪本盖尔曼接通了

678
00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:49,612
‪你进来吧

679
00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:54,992
‪你 去帮我找17条
‪站得住脚的反驳俄罗斯的外交理由

680
00:33:54,992 --> 00:33:57,787
‪我已经有两条了 再多找一些

681
00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,916
‪居然用...写的?

682
00:34:02,458 --> 00:34:04,960
‪首相对议会做了演说

683
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,172
‪里面根本就没提到俄罗斯或连科夫

684
00:34:08,172 --> 00:34:12,218
‪但你却邀请了2006年在伦敦
‪被俄罗斯人毒害的受害者的遗孀

685
00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:15,221
‪让俄罗斯的事
‪在他的演说当中欲盖弥彰

686
00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,639
‪-他喜欢演说
‪-是

687
00:34:16,639 --> 00:34:20,392
‪但仅仅钴制裁和旅行禁令还不够

688
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,561
‪所以你就把这些事串联起来

689
00:34:22,561 --> 00:34:25,189
‪单个看来微不足道

690
00:34:25,189 --> 00:34:27,024
‪但合起来

691
00:34:27,024 --> 00:34:29,527
‪-就发挥了消防水管的效应 成了...
‪-微不足道

692
00:34:29,527 --> 00:34:32,696
‪-像是多管齐下的攻击
‪-我想不是那样的

693
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:35,449
‪可惜 你不承认也没用

694
00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:38,786
‪整个串联起来 让他觉得像根...

695
00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:40,496
‪-消防水管
‪-没错

696
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:55,511
‪-你在这儿啊
‪-你在找我?

697
00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:56,679
‪对

698
00:34:57,555 --> 00:34:59,890
‪马厩那边的一位绅士给了我这个

699
00:34:59,890 --> 00:35:01,517
‪淘气的马厩男孩?

700
00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:03,060
‪我觉得他是个好人

701
00:35:03,936 --> 00:35:05,938
‪你更好

702
00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:08,941
‪你能从酒窖里搞到一瓶两瓶的吗?

703
00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:11,152
‪-这个我最拿手了
‪-好

704
00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:13,404
‪你去找点吃的

705
00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:14,655
‪哦 拿着这个

706
00:35:15,573 --> 00:35:18,701
‪有人问起 你就说去看紫色家燕

707
00:35:18,701 --> 00:35:20,369
‪是种小鸟 不过不是紫色

708
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:23,289
‪大家都觉得值得一看

709
00:35:23,289 --> 00:35:25,291
‪紫色家燕 好

710
00:35:30,838 --> 00:35:31,672
‪旅行禁令

711
00:35:33,382 --> 00:35:35,092
‪俄罗斯全体公民

712
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:40,723
‪他们杀害了我们41名英国水手
‪我就不让他们来肯辛顿度假?

713
00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:43,267
‪如果你和美国联手...

714
00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:45,436
‪也不让他们在棕榈滩度假?

715
00:35:45,436 --> 00:35:46,353
‪印度

716
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:50,691
‪我们可能还能
‪说服印度加入对俄罗斯的制裁

717
00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:51,859
‪我不如自杀算了

718
00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:57,698
‪外交消防水管的合力...

719
00:35:57,698 --> 00:35:59,783
‪一派胡言 狗屁外交消防水管

720
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:04,288
‪-我想外交大臣是想...
‪-是 我知道 但我说了狗屁不通

721
00:36:04,914 --> 00:36:06,624
‪乌克兰的仗打了一个月了

722
00:36:06,624 --> 00:36:10,127
‪能用的外交手段我们都用上了

723
00:36:10,127 --> 00:36:13,172
‪我们对俄罗斯进行了债务制裁
‪禁运了他们的石油

724
00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,257
‪把他们踢出了
‪全球国际结算系统 对吧?

725
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:17,801
‪打也打了 吓唬也吓唬了

726
00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:20,221
‪十八般武艺用了个遍

727
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:22,181
‪现在没得用了

728
00:36:24,934 --> 00:36:28,437
‪与此同时
‪他们轰炸了马里乌波尔的产科病房

729
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:30,814
‪炮击了切尔诺贝利

730
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:35,694
‪披着伊朗的外衣
‪轰开了我们金贵的船只

731
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,821
‪我们怎么就不能以彼之道还施彼身?

732
00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:43,619
‪如果我们像他们那样
‪也抹杀了世界规则和秩序...

733
00:36:43,619 --> 00:36:45,746
‪怎么 我就成了伪君子了?

734
00:36:45,746 --> 00:36:47,706
‪那又怎么样?更恶劣的骂名都不稀奇

735
00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:49,875
‪当“战犯”的感觉怎么样?

736
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:54,046
‪-午饭时间到了
‪-不 我去吃午饭

737
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:57,841
‪你们就待在这里 饿着 好好想想

738
00:36:58,509 --> 00:37:01,303
‪想到合适的俄罗斯的应对之策

739
00:37:01,303 --> 00:37:04,223
‪别搞得我像个连路都走不稳的三脚猫

740
00:37:21,740 --> 00:37:23,033
‪您先走 女士

741
00:37:24,702 --> 00:37:28,080
‪丹尼森大臣先生 能借一步说话吗?

742
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:29,206
‪当然可以

743
00:37:32,626 --> 00:37:33,711
‪打扰一下?

744
00:37:33,711 --> 00:37:36,338
‪-他们已经在进餐了?
‪-那样不好吧

745
00:37:41,385 --> 00:37:42,428
‪哈尔怀勒

746
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:45,764
‪-首相先生 很高兴再见到您
‪-来一起享用吧

747
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,434
‪大家都哪去了?

748
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:52,479
‪我引用的是
‪圣波拿文都大学一本书的一页

749
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,566
‪1268页 红衣主教们
‪不能就新教皇一职达成一致意见

750
00:37:55,566 --> 00:37:57,776
‪你猜邦尼是怎么做的?

751
00:37:57,776 --> 00:37:59,069
‪把他们分隔开?

752
00:37:59,069 --> 00:38:03,449
‪他把他们关起来
‪不给吃的 让他们认真想清楚

753
00:38:04,533 --> 00:38:06,368
‪饿死了三个 但很管用

754
00:38:06,368 --> 00:38:09,163
‪-我的老天爷
‪-红衣主教们也这么说的

755
00:38:11,081 --> 00:38:12,916
‪你和俄罗斯人打过交道

756
00:38:14,001 --> 00:38:15,461
‪对 有过几次

757
00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:18,464
‪为什么一说硬碰硬
‪他们那些家伙就都蔫了?

758
00:38:21,592 --> 00:38:23,135
‪要是你 你想让我怎么做?

759
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:28,974
‪你还是问大使吧

760
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:33,479
‪我要去看紫色家燕了

761
00:38:35,689 --> 00:38:37,066
‪紫色什么?

762
00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:39,860
‪毒理报告还没出来

763
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:42,821
‪但不管毒理报告什么结果
‪伦敦警方都想和您谈谈

764
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,324
‪-先生 您已经见过他们了?
‪-不止一次了

765
00:38:45,324 --> 00:38:47,493
‪我们最好还是...

766
00:38:47,493 --> 00:38:49,661
‪-统一一下口风
‪-没错

767
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,163
‪请坐吧

768
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,256
‪-抱歉打扰到你们
‪-没什么

769
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,926
‪就想找个大家都合适的时间

770
00:39:03,926 --> 00:39:06,553
‪说清楚也好 反正已经出问题了

771
00:39:07,179 --> 00:39:10,140
‪还没出问题 没人注意到

772
00:39:10,140 --> 00:39:11,850
‪你们谁能告诉我什么情况吗?

773
00:39:11,850 --> 00:39:15,687
‪我模糊地暗示过
‪我知道大使什么时候毒发

774
00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,523
‪但其实按理说 我那时候还没到

775
00:39:17,523 --> 00:39:18,982
‪没人注意到

776
00:39:20,609 --> 00:39:21,693
‪你注意到了

777
00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:23,237
‪-没有
‪-他注意到了

778
00:39:23,237 --> 00:39:26,073
‪要是你们不说 我还想不到

779
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:29,868
‪但你确实注意到了 也就是说
‪他们谁都有可能注意到了

780
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,787
‪您的咳嗽基本能掩盖得住

781
00:39:31,787 --> 00:39:34,289
‪-基本?
‪-就像你吞了只猫

782
00:39:34,289 --> 00:39:35,207
‪还是继续吧

783
00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:38,710
‪她什么时候到的外交大臣办公室?

784
00:39:38,710 --> 00:39:43,674
‪(美国大使 凯特怀勒)

785
00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:44,591
‪你不知道?

786
00:39:44,591 --> 00:39:46,593
‪我知道 你不知道

787
00:39:47,219 --> 00:39:50,764
‪这就是问题 他们已经盘问过我了

788
00:39:50,764 --> 00:39:53,100
‪所以我什么时候到都不重要

789
00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:55,519
‪重要的是你说我什么时候到的

790
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:57,521
‪-斯图尔特?
‪-我们还没吃午饭

791
00:39:57,521 --> 00:40:00,315
‪医护人员是下午四点二十六分到的

792
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:03,318
‪那我们就统一在下午四点三十分

793
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:07,197
‪哈吉尔大使到底是什么时间倒地的?

794
00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:10,617
‪他茶杯掉在桌旁 人就倒在了地上

795
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:11,702
‪不对

796
00:40:11,702 --> 00:40:15,956
‪我想有人死在我办公室里
‪那个场景我还是能记得住的

797
00:40:16,498 --> 00:40:18,584
‪他倒在地上 你过去

798
00:40:18,584 --> 00:40:20,627
‪说让他坚持住 我就叫了人来

799
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:23,380
‪不对 他倒在沙发上
‪我去帮他 他就倒在地上了

800
00:40:23,380 --> 00:40:25,757
‪-哦 她帮了大忙
‪-没有

801
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,426
‪因为她没办法帮

802
00:40:27,426 --> 00:40:30,304
‪她是在他倒地之后才到的

803
00:40:30,304 --> 00:40:33,390
‪她不知道他怎么倒的地

804
00:40:33,891 --> 00:40:36,602
‪-该死
‪-对 不能让她见警方

805
00:40:36,602 --> 00:40:38,353
‪我们这个能删掉吗?

806
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,902
‪特罗布里奇这人怎么样?

807
00:40:44,902 --> 00:40:46,862
‪他是一时这样 还是一直...?

808
00:40:46,862 --> 00:40:49,615
‪不总是这样

809
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:52,826
‪我记得我第一次
‪见他的时候 他冲上台

810
00:40:52,826 --> 00:40:55,746
‪发言的时候
‪还在看他手背上做的记号

811
00:40:55,746 --> 00:40:58,332
‪还要时不时地回头看

812
00:40:58,332 --> 00:41:01,502
‪他要给哪个牌子做演讲

813
00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:08,967
‪我还以为他只是个
‪得了多动症的13岁孩子

814
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:11,094
‪知识挺渊博的

815
00:41:11,094 --> 00:41:13,096
‪明明那些工作他都推得掉

816
00:41:13,096 --> 00:41:16,767
‪可又不够圆滑 躲不开

817
00:41:19,061 --> 00:41:19,895
‪给你

818
00:41:21,897 --> 00:41:26,151
‪第二次 我看他冲上台 只看了眼背景

819
00:41:27,027 --> 00:41:29,071
‪我才知道 我低估他了

820
00:41:29,071 --> 00:41:30,405
‪假装漫不经心

821
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:31,740
‪这招不错

822
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,622
‪你觉得会下雨吗?

823
00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,501
‪-不会
‪-我希望会

824
00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:44,169
‪为什么?

825
00:41:46,463 --> 00:41:50,551
‪每天下点小雨
‪能更容易帮我实现 在这世上

826
00:41:50,551 --> 00:41:55,138
‪尽可能少留下点印记的宗旨

827
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,775
‪你是个忧郁的人吗?

828
00:42:08,151 --> 00:42:10,070
‪我是...?忧郁的人?

829
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:11,780
‪总是在沉思

830
00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:14,575
‪很忧郁的女孩

831
00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:17,995
‪很伤感 飘忽不定

832
00:42:17,995 --> 00:42:20,789
‪像个营养不良的小流浪汉

833
00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:24,209
‪得了吧 我坐在这儿 吃着你的奶酪

834
00:42:24,209 --> 00:42:26,878
‪-对
‪-咬着你的帕尔马干酪

835
00:42:26,878 --> 00:42:29,006
‪我是块忧郁型女人的磁石

836
00:42:29,756 --> 00:42:31,258
‪你看

837
00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:34,469
‪这或许是一个男人
‪一生中历史性的一天

838
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:37,931
‪潺潺的流水

839
00:42:37,931 --> 00:42:40,517
‪空气中新鲜干草的清香

840
00:42:40,517 --> 00:42:42,102
‪我们相视而坐

841
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:47,190
‪享受着这个国家最顶级的美食

842
00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:49,318
‪最优质的出产

843
00:42:49,318 --> 00:42:52,571
‪而我面前的这个女人

844
00:42:52,571 --> 00:42:56,283
‪她能在任何黑暗当中

845
00:42:56,283 --> 00:42:58,410
‪找到那一线光明

846
00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:00,037
‪是啊

847
00:43:01,204 --> 00:43:03,624
‪你那个忧郁的老婆
‪和我可不是一个类型的

848
00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:06,710
‪你的形容 让我不是很舒服

849
00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:10,964
‪客观地讲

850
00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:12,341
‪既然你已经在黄油桶里了

851
00:43:12,341 --> 00:43:16,637
‪那就什么都别说
‪尽情地把全身涂满黄油吧

852
00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:17,554
‪对吧?

853
00:43:19,723 --> 00:43:21,141
‪我还以为你是个好男人

854
00:43:22,934 --> 00:43:25,270
‪你碰到的都是坏男人?

855
00:43:28,357 --> 00:43:30,150
‪一开始就坏吗?

856
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:33,862
‪我的女人一开始都不忧郁

857
00:43:38,075 --> 00:43:39,910
‪都是被我带忧郁了

858
00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:45,040
‪-你干什么去?
‪-离开你

859
00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,292
‪我吃着全世界的珍馐佳肴

860
00:43:47,292 --> 00:43:51,630
‪我可不想和一个病秧子
‪浪费了这历史性的一天

861
00:44:05,769 --> 00:44:07,187
‪感觉好极了

862
00:44:08,730 --> 00:44:09,731
‪太爽了

863
00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:12,359
‪快下来吧

864
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,321
‪-下来
‪-是嘛

865
00:44:16,321 --> 00:44:18,198
‪-哦 来吧
‪-水很冷的样子

866
00:44:18,198 --> 00:44:20,575
‪不冷 快下来

867
00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:25,372
‪看来你还很残酷呢

868
00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:27,833
‪下来 快点

869
00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:30,419
‪-水太浑了
‪-水太浑了

870
00:44:30,419 --> 00:44:32,671
‪听着 我这不是忧郁

871
00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:35,132
‪只不过水里长了这些东西

872
00:44:35,132 --> 00:44:36,049
‪天哪

873
00:44:36,967 --> 00:44:39,428
‪快来 跳下来

874
00:44:46,518 --> 00:44:48,520
‪我的天哪 太冷了

875
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,771
‪不 一点都不冷

876
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,524
‪该死

877
00:44:52,524 --> 00:44:53,608
‪天哪

878
00:44:55,444 --> 00:44:57,195
‪快过来暖暖我

879
00:44:57,195 --> 00:45:01,032
‪好 可怜的小流浪汉 我来了

880
00:45:02,868 --> 00:45:04,619
‪好冷

881
00:45:05,579 --> 00:45:07,539
‪哦 天哪

882
00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:09,708
‪抱紧点

883
00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:26,808
‪我想 你应该和我上床 给我去去晦气

884
00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:30,020
‪除了这个让我怎么都行

885
00:45:31,938 --> 00:45:33,148
‪什么意思?

886
00:45:36,443 --> 00:45:40,864
‪我...可惜我只能为我老婆献身

887
00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,368
‪你就这么献身的?

888
00:45:47,037 --> 00:45:47,913
‪对

889
00:45:49,206 --> 00:45:52,834
‪和别人我那方面都不行

890
00:45:52,834 --> 00:45:55,420
‪-我不信
‪-不信?

891
00:45:55,921 --> 00:45:57,589
‪好吧 你自己摸摸

892
00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:05,430
‪有药可以治的

893
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:08,433
‪是啊 也有老婆可以治

894
00:46:11,478 --> 00:46:15,273
‪看来你也挺让人沮丧的

895
00:46:15,273 --> 00:46:18,151
‪-难怪我们都忧郁呢
‪-我吗?

896
00:46:19,819 --> 00:46:21,196
‪我让你沮丧了?

897
00:46:56,439 --> 00:46:57,440
‪怎么样了?

898
00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,860
‪还在路上

899
00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:07,325
‪今天用了什么疗法?

900
00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:11,162
‪被你发现了

901
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,456
‪我好像做错事了

902
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,086
‪-好极了
‪-这应该是老婆干的事 对吧?

903
00:47:20,130 --> 00:47:23,216
‪喝点小酒 吸点小烟

904
00:47:23,216 --> 00:47:24,551
‪呼吸呼吸新鲜空气

905
00:47:26,511 --> 00:47:28,179
‪表现得像个专家

906
00:47:29,306 --> 00:47:32,142
‪我不知道多想向你证明

907
00:47:32,142 --> 00:47:34,561
‪我可以退居幕后 什么都不做

908
00:47:34,561 --> 00:47:37,439
‪可是看来得打点镇静剂才行

909
00:47:38,690 --> 00:47:40,150
‪天哪 哈尔

910
00:47:40,150 --> 00:47:45,697
‪首相问我 怎么和俄罗斯打交道

911
00:47:45,697 --> 00:47:50,827
‪可我和他说紫色家燕的事

912
00:47:50,827 --> 00:47:53,997
‪我没给他建议 也没给谁打电话

913
00:47:53,997 --> 00:47:57,208
‪我没有背着你
‪帮你争取谁的支持 我...

914
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,628
‪我去散了散步

915
00:47:59,628 --> 00:48:01,212
‪游了游泳

916
00:48:01,212 --> 00:48:04,507
‪让一个适婚女性抚慰了我的老二

917
00:48:04,507 --> 00:48:09,179
‪看来即便不是你 他也行

918
00:48:10,013 --> 00:48:11,306
‪然后我就在这儿了

919
00:48:17,854 --> 00:48:18,730
‪怎么?

920
00:48:23,485 --> 00:48:26,655
‪特罗布里奇想重起列宁格勒攻城战

921
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,202
‪你觉得如何?

922
00:48:35,789 --> 00:48:37,165
‪不太好

923
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,920
‪就这样?你是有多冷血?

924
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,756
‪我不想受你引诱 说出一些

925
00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:46,216
‪让你讨厌我的话

926
00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:49,302
‪这不是关键吧

927
00:48:49,302 --> 00:48:51,721
‪好吧 你到底想不想听我的建议

928
00:48:51,721 --> 00:48:54,849
‪我是你见过最聪明的男人
‪我也是这世上最大的傻瓜

929
00:48:54,849 --> 00:48:59,479
‪我们就不能承认
‪不只是我一个人的问题吗 凯特?

930
00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:01,731
‪你到底想说什么?

931
00:49:01,731 --> 00:49:06,194
‪你就想这么拯救我们的婚姻?

932
00:49:06,194 --> 00:49:09,280
‪你是内室?你做什么都要我批准?

933
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:13,201
‪你太听话
‪我不逼着你放荡一回就不死心?

934
00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:17,997
‪对

935
00:49:47,694 --> 00:49:49,696
‪马里奥 我是凯特怀勒

936
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:53,700
‪还得再跳进泥淖里 是吧?

937
00:49:59,706 --> 00:50:00,707
‪斯图尔特

938
00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:05,754
‪-好了 继续我们的会议议程吧
‪-请稍等

939
00:50:05,754 --> 00:50:07,797
‪第一项 俄罗斯 第二项 俄罗斯

940
00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:09,466
‪-第三项 朱利安?
‪-俄罗斯

941
00:50:09,466 --> 00:50:10,633
‪俄罗斯!

942
00:50:11,384 --> 00:50:13,595
‪毒理报告出来了吗?

943
00:50:13,595 --> 00:50:15,805
‪出来了 我打电话不是为了这个

944
00:50:15,805 --> 00:50:17,640
‪那是为什么?

945
00:50:18,266 --> 00:50:20,310
‪不是中毒 是心脏病

946
00:50:20,310 --> 00:50:21,978
‪-可我打电话不是...
‪-好!

947
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:24,147
‪哦 总算松了口气...

948
00:50:24,814 --> 00:50:27,525
‪-感觉好像胸口碎大石
‪-你真厉害

949
00:50:28,151 --> 00:50:29,736
‪大使为什么要给国防部打电话

950
00:50:29,736 --> 00:50:31,738
‪要一份他们的红色目标清单?

951
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,324
‪能说人话吗?

952
00:50:34,324 --> 00:50:38,328
‪她给国防部打电话 要了一份

953
00:50:38,328 --> 00:50:40,914
‪他们想炸掉的俄罗斯的目标清单

954
00:50:40,914 --> 00:50:44,375
‪我想答案应该是他们哪都不想炸掉...

955
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:47,712
‪如果你问哪个军事组织
‪他们想炸掉些什么

956
00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:49,756
‪那肯定有一些的

957
00:50:55,553 --> 00:50:57,096
‪欧盟?

958
00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:58,556
‪对

959
00:50:59,766 --> 00:51:01,100
‪在你们看来

960
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:03,520
‪我该在他们问之前
‪还是问的时候和他们交朋友?

961
00:51:04,604 --> 00:51:05,480
‪我知道这...

962
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,358
‪目前 德国多少还挟制得住

963
00:51:08,358 --> 00:51:11,569
‪可比利时就难说了

964
00:51:12,362 --> 00:51:14,113
‪-先生...
‪-我们是英国

965
00:51:14,113 --> 00:51:15,990
‪我们是大不列颠

966
00:51:15,990 --> 00:51:19,911
‪我们不能为了小小的
‪官僚主义复仇行为 去求欧盟

967
00:51:19,911 --> 00:51:22,956
‪即便我们想丢个炸弹

968
00:51:22,956 --> 00:51:27,252
‪也不能去招惹
‪拥有世界第二大核武库的大熊啊

969
00:51:28,086 --> 00:51:31,464
‪我们必须把局面
‪控制在动用核武器以内

970
00:51:31,464 --> 00:51:34,342
‪-先生 我想插一句
‪-夫人?

971
00:51:34,342 --> 00:51:35,593
‪他应该想听听

972
00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,929
‪-她还挺忙
‪-不能听我先说完吗?

973
00:51:37,929 --> 00:51:40,557
‪-我觉得他不爱听
‪-夫人 能借一步说话吗?

974
00:51:40,557 --> 00:51:43,768
‪怎么 你现在要提出
‪联合国强烈谴责的说辞了?

975
00:51:43,768 --> 00:51:46,187
‪-您应该也不喜欢听那个
‪-确实不喜欢

976
00:51:46,187 --> 00:51:48,523
‪41名英国军人殉职

977
00:51:48,523 --> 00:51:52,026
‪我有义务让他们死得光荣

978
00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:55,822
‪抚慰他们的家属
‪给全国人民一个交代

979
00:51:55,822 --> 00:51:58,658
‪告诉他们 他们的政府会保护他们

980
00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:01,119
‪听起来您是想轰炸什么地方

981
00:52:02,453 --> 00:52:03,413
‪那还等什么?

982
00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:11,671
‪我有份国防部提供的俄罗斯目标清单

983
00:52:11,671 --> 00:52:15,550
‪您从中选一个 我们把它炸掉如何?

984
00:54:37,442 --> 00:54:39,944
‪字幕翻译: Tina Xiaoqing Zhou Chou