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- Did we wake up at the same--
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- I've been up since four.
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♪
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I've been thinking a lot about this.
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New York is where real writers live.
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And I am a real writer.
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- Why didn't you tell me?
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- Keep it to yourself, Linds.
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- Nice pants.
- Thanks!
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- You don't need her.
Mama's here.
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- Okay, that's creepy.
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LINDSAY:
I've listened to so many different people
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telling me who I should be.
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♪
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- Whoo!
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LINDSAY'S MOM:
It's time to come home.
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LINDSAY:
I belong in the city.
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- You've been hit by three cabs.
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- At very low speeds.
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MIGUEL'S INNER VOICE:
What are you doing?
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MIGUEL: It's different with Lindsay,
because she's special.
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- That is... actually very sweet.
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♪
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- All those voices floating in her head,
they don't see what I do.
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- I am sick of everyone telling me
what I'm supposed to do!
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ALL: Ooh!
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- I need to find my own story.
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You're gonna be okay?
- I can handle it.
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[all screaming]
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♪
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♪ light music playing ♪
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- Hm.
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- How 'bout... truth or dare?
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- Do we have to?
- Yes, Linds.
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Just because we weren't invited
to Victoria F.'s boy-girl Frenching party
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doesn't mean we can't
have fun tonight, too.
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- Truth.
- Your biggest fantasy.
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Sexual fantasy.
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I'm your best friend.
You can tell me anything.
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- You wanna have sex
with a 74-year-old man?!
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- No, that's not what I said!
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- He's a widower, Lindsay.
For crying out loud.
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A-A-And a veteran.
- And now the whole school
is talking about it.
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Lindsay and Mr. Tucker.
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- I said a librarian.
Not the librarian. A librarian.
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- Do you know what they're
calling our Lindsay now, Tom?
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Two words.
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The first one is Tucker.
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The second one rhymes.
- But I didn't do anything wrong!
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I just told Celeste that--
- You don't tell people
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those things, Lindsay!
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You keep those things up here in your head
where nobody else can see them.
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You show people the nice parts.
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Because, believe me...
that's all that anybody wants to see.
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[snoring]
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♪ piano music playing ♪
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- Did we wake up at the same time?
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Again!
- Again.
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- [mouths] I love you.
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- ♪ Gee, it's nice
to really know someone ♪
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♪ And understand the things
they say and do ♪
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- ♪ Gee, it's nice
to really know someone ♪
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- ♪ And know that someone
really knows you, too ♪
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- ♪ The way that they do their hair ♪
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- ♪ The style of the clothes they wear ♪
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- ♪ The story of where they're from ♪
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- ♪ The tunes that they like to hum ♪
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ALL:
♪ Ba da bum, bad dum baa bum ♪
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- ♪ Gee, it's great
to really get someone ♪
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♪ To know 'em
front and back and inside out ♪
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- ♪ That's when you can
really trust someone ♪
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♪ To understand what you are all about ♪
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BOTH:
♪ It's nice to know what ♪
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♪ Someone's really thinking ♪
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- ♪ But can you really know ♪
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♪ What someone's thinking ♪
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- ♪ Still ♪
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- ♪ It's great to really know someone ♪
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BOTH: ♪ It's nice to think
you really know someone ♪
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- ♪ But can you ever truly, deeply ♪
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♪ Really know someone ♪
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- ♪ You can feel you really know someone ♪
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♪ You can feel comfortable
when they are there ♪
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- ♪ You can feel you really know someone ♪
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♪ By all the little ways
they show they care ♪
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- ♪ The way that they hold your hand ♪
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JOAN:
♪ The way that they understand ♪
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- ♪ They're like an old comfy shoe ♪
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JOAN:
♪ And you're a shoe for them, too ♪
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TOM/JOAN/CELESTE:
♪ You're a shoe, you're a shoe, woo-hoo ♪
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- ♪ Is it possible to know someone ♪
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♪ I would really like to know someone ♪
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TOM/JOAN/CELESTE:
♪ But can you ever prob'ly never ♪
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♪ Really know someone ♪
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- ♪ I truly wanna hope I'm gonna ♪
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♪ Really know someone ♪
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Ned?!
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- You won a contest?
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- The Weetly Short Story Prize.
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It's put on by a bookstore
in New York City.
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- Linds. That's amazing!
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- Yeah, I, I read about it
a few months ago,
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and I just figured, why not?
So, I wrote a story.
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- What's it about?
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- Um... it's about a woman
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who has never had an orgasm before.
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- Heavy.
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I mean, not my cup of tea,
but still, congrats.
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- Yeah, you know, I...
I used to think I, actually,
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wanted to be a writer when I was a kid.
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But I... sorta gave it up.
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NED: I didn't know that.
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- You know, the ceremony's in two weeks.
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I was thinking we could go.
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- Next month's a little busy for us.
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- This is gonna sound crazy,
but... what if we move there?
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- To New York?
- Ned, I've been thinking
a lot about this.
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New York is where real writers live,
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and I am starting to think
that, maybe, I am a real writer.
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Or I could be.
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- But you can write here.
We have an hour lunch break.
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- It's more than just that.
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Writing this story,
uh, winning this contest,
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it, it feels like maybe it's a sign.
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- A sign? [chuckles] Of what?
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- Well, a sign that maybe
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our relationship needs a new adventure.
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You know, s-something different.
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- Didn't realize you
wanted somethin' different.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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- Do not say it.
- Careful now.
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- Keep it to yourself, Linds.
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- I guess... I just have
all these voices in my head.
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All the time, you know?
- Now you've done it.
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- And the... voices
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they told you not to tell me?
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- I don't mean,
you know, imaginary friends
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or like, "the devil made me do it."
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I'm talking about, you know--
[sighs] Everyone has them.
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The voices that say,
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"Don't say how you really feel
because people will hate you
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if you do that."
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And your, your, your mom's voice
or your best friend from sixth grade
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who ruined your life
and your enjoyment of the school library.
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- Oh, wah-wah.
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- Your history. Your baggage.
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All the... noise living inside your head.
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- You're startin' to scare me. [chuckles]
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I know you, Linds, and this,
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this isn't you.
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I think you need a good night's sleep
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and everything will be
better in the morning.
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[snoring]
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♪
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Did we wake up at the same--
- I've been up since four.
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[birds cawing]
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- ♪ Gee, it's nice
to really know someone ♪
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♪ And understand the things
they say and do ♪
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- ♪ Gee, it's nice
to really know someone ♪
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- ♪ And know that someone
really knows you, too ♪
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- ♪ The way that they do their hair ♪
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- ♪ The style of the clothes they wear ♪
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- Whoa! PB&J instead of turkey?
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[chuckles] I'm sorry. Is it Christmas?
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- I'm leaving you.
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[off-key chord]
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- Don't do this, Linds.
Come on. [chuckles]
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- You can't just move to New York City.
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This isn't Muppets Take Manhattan.
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- You need to stop and think this through.
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- I am not listening to you anymore.
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- Lindsay, I hate to remind you,
but your great-grandfather Jedediah
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was murdered in New York City in 1920.
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- Ned is perfect for you.
He's everything you've ever wanted.
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- I've spent my whole life
listening to you
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and look where it's gotten me.
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No more. I'm done.
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You can keep following me around forever,
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but from now on,
I'm doing what I wanna do.
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♪ melancholy music playing ♪
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- What am I gonna tell everyone?
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- Tell 'em I changed my mind.
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[driver speaking]
[engine starts]
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Thank you... Thank you so much.
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[ambient street noise]
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- [British accent]:
As I said on the telephone,
the bedroom isn't huge.
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- Oh, well, I, I don't need a lotta space,
you know, just enough room to write.
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I'm a writer.
- Yes, you've said that a few times.
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Do you have a job?
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- Not yet. I'm, uh, I'm actually
waiting on some prize money.
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You know, it's probably not a ton,
but every little bit counts,
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especially since I emptied out
my savings account to move here, so.
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- Okay, keep going.
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- Mm.
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Mm.
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Wow, look at this.
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Great bones.
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Hm.
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'Kay, drum roll, please.
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[imitates drum roll]
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Uh, it's perfect.
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And it's, it's huge. It's too big, almost.
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- Uh, no. This is my bedroom.
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That's yours.
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- Oh.
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♪ suspenseful music plays ♪
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MARTA: It's not a closet.
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- I didn't say it was a--
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- In case you were thinking it was
just my bedroom closet, it isn't.
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- There is a hanger rod.
- That's for decoration.
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- I love it.
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♪ light music playing ♪
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Hi.
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Hi, I'm... I'm here for the ceremony.
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- Wiccan meet-up is Thursday nights.
- No, no, I-- [chuckles] I'm Lindsay.
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Lindsay Arthur. The... writer.
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The winner
of the Weetly Short Story Prize.
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- The what?
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- The Weetly... Short... Story Prize.
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See, it says here
that the ceremony is today.
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- That's the Weekly... Short Story Prize.
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That's a typo.
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The word "ceremony"... it's ironic.
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Here's $15 store credit
for anything you might want.
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Congratulations, by the way.
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- Okay.
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Thank you... for this.
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Are you hiring?
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[TV plays]
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[footsteps approach]
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- Another night on the sofa?
- Long day at the bookstore.
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Some prankster thought it would be a laugh
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to re-alphabetize Memoirs
by subject matter.
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- I don't get you.
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You've been here for almost a month.
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Every day you come back from work
and you put on those little girl pajamas
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when you said you came
to New York to write.
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Where's the writing?
- I'm writing. It's just my
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laptop died and the...
cord doesn't reach the couch.
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- Well, if you're just going to spend
your time watching TV... alone,
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eating microwave meals for diabetics,
then why are you here?
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Whatever.
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I'll be at the sort of gross place
on Spring Street
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if you decide to not be so lame.
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[door closes]
[sighs]
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[groans]
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[sighs]
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♪ acoustic guitar music playing ♪
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- ♪ These smiley-face pajamas
and this rainbow kitten mug ♪
250
00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:36,253
♪ Have gotta go ♪
251
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:39,798
♪ What if I throw them both away ♪
252
00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:43,927
♪ They're comfy but they chain me
to that anvil of a couch ♪
253
00:14:43,927 --> 00:14:48,473
♪ In a defensive crouch,
afraid to go and play ♪
254
00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:49,808
♪ I know the rules ♪
255
00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:52,894
- ♪ Be sunny, honey, close those knees ♪
256
00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:57,566
- ♪ Clorox offensive thoughts
and you'll prevent disease ♪
257
00:14:57,566 --> 00:15:02,779
- ♪ It's like a show
where every song's the same reprise ♪
258
00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:06,157
♪ Ohhh ♪
259
00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:09,494
♪ But breaking out is dangerous ♪
260
00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:12,914
♪ I know the party game:
be small and tame ♪
261
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:16,293
- ♪ Or we will maim you in your sleep ♪
262
00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:18,420
- ♪ So, buy the fuzzy pencils ♪
263
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,338
♪ Wear the t-shirts with the hearts ♪
264
00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:24,342
♪ Let any darts or weapons
sink into the deep ♪
265
00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:26,845
♪ And find the boy ♪
266
00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:29,598
♪ A six or seven out of 10 ♪
267
00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:33,977
♪ Who cracks a joke
you laugh at every now and then ♪
268
00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:39,816
♪ You know you'll fall in love,
although you wonder when ♪
269
00:15:40,191 --> 00:15:42,819
♪ Ohh ♪
270
00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:49,284
♪ What if I try to change
this ever-looping tune ♪
271
00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:53,997
♪ What if I let them see
the dark side of my moon ♪
272
00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:57,000
♪ My brain is like a video store ♪
273
00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,546
♪ With a... big, restricted section door ♪
274
00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:04,341
♪ With lots of cool stuff ♪
275
00:16:04,341 --> 00:16:10,347
♪ Hiding in the ultraviolet liiight ♪
276
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:15,894
♪ What if I let somebody see me tonight ♪
277
00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:19,940
♪ I could be that girl from anthro class
who felt no shame or guilt ♪
278
00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:23,360
♪ And wore the kilt
with the fishnets and the Vans ♪
279
00:16:23,944 --> 00:16:27,447
♪ I remember what she said that time
she passed me in the Quad ♪
280
00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:31,243
♪ "Your Diet Coke
is oppression in a can" ♪
281
00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:35,080
♪ She thought she sized me up
in a single glance ♪
282
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,708
♪ She never noticed me
in Afro-Cuban Dance ♪
283
00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:43,505
♪ She'd never think I'd go
and buy some plastic pants ♪
284
00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:46,258
♪ Sooo ♪
285
00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:51,304
♪ What if I cut the tags
and took these for a spin ♪
286
00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:55,392
♪ What if they're worth
contracting yeast infections in ♪
287
00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:58,687
♪ Try to put me in a box ♪
288
00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:02,232
♪ But, baby, I'm a paradox ♪
289
00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:04,276
♪
290
00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,496
♪ Ohh, ahh ♪
291
00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:21,710
♪ What if I let some
other parts out of the vault ♪
292
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:25,714
♪ What if I hurt someone
and don't think it's my fault ♪
293
00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:28,675
♪ Time to let the bridges burn ♪
294
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:32,721
♪ So many lessons to unlearn ♪
295
00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:36,975
♪ What if I let somebody see me ♪
296
00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:40,562
♪ If they saw what it is to be me ♪
297
00:17:40,979 --> 00:17:46,985
♪ Would they be terrified of the sight ♪
298
00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:51,448
♪ What if we see about what if ♪
299
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,200
♪ Toniiight ♪
300
00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:01,750
[ambient street noise]
301
00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:04,044
Mm.
302
00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:10,926
- I am so glad you gave me
a little tough love tonight.
303
00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:13,136
Yeah, it's-- I wanna put myself out there,
304
00:18:13,136 --> 00:18:15,263
but it is scary, you know?
305
00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:18,642
Look at me now.
I'm in a real New York City bar
306
00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:20,393
drinkin' a real New York City--
307
00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:24,397
- I just need you to wait here.
Guard the door... Let's go.
308
00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:25,607
- Whoa, whoa.
309
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,442
One sec, sir.
310
00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:29,861
Are you gonna have
311
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,446
sex
312
00:18:31,446 --> 00:18:33,073
in the bathroom?
313
00:18:33,907 --> 00:18:35,492
Do you even know this guy?
314
00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:36,910
- I find it's better not to.
315
00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:38,453
[scoffs]
316
00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:43,041
- You are exactly the person I wanna be.
317
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:45,710
No shame, no guilt.
318
00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:48,505
- Whatever you hear, don't come in.
319
00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:51,132
♪ bar music playing ♪
320
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,134
[indistinct chatter]
321
00:18:55,095 --> 00:18:56,096
[chuckles]
322
00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,641
- [mimics accent]
Don't come in.
323
00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:03,311
I won't.
324
00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,196
- Nice pants.
325
00:19:13,947 --> 00:19:18,159
- Thanks. They're new.
I mean, they're not new.
326
00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,662
I've worn them a lot.
327
00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:22,872
I wear them a lot.
328
00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,001
- Well, it sounds like
they have a very rich history.
329
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:28,044
Are you waiting for the bathroom?
330
00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:30,797
- Actually, my roommate is--
331
00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:36,553
Well, she's having sex
with a stranger in there, actually.
332
00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,348
Yes.
- Wow.
333
00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:43,018
- Yeah, should we go next? [chuckles]
334
00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:46,438
Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry.
I was trying to be funny.
335
00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:50,233
That was supposed to be a joke, but I--
- No, no, no. No, it's just, um,
336
00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:53,987
I'm pretty sure
you need to make reservations.
337
00:19:54,613 --> 00:19:56,364
They're sticklers here.
338
00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:59,159
- Right... I mean, that does make sense.
339
00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:02,245
You know, you wouldn't want
just anyone waltzing in off the street
340
00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:04,915
and having intercourse in your restroom.
- No, no. In a place like this,
341
00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:07,334
you want it to feel exclusive.
- Yeah, absolutely.
342
00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:10,128
- I just remembered, actually,
there might be a waitlist.
343
00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:13,840
So, if you wanted to put us down--
- Just in case something were to open up.
344
00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,675
- Last-minute cancellation.
345
00:20:15,675 --> 00:20:17,427
- Yeah, it happens. You--
- You never know.
346
00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:20,347
- Yeah, you never know.
- Right. [stifled laugh]
347
00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,017
All right. How about this?
348
00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:27,354
I'm gonna use the other bathroom.
349
00:20:27,354 --> 00:20:29,564
Yeah, the one where
your roommate isn't having sex.
350
00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:31,566
And then maybe by the time I'm done,
they'll be done
351
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,360
and you and I could grab a drink?
352
00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:36,696
I'm here with some colleagues, um.
353
00:20:37,405 --> 00:20:39,491
It's a table full of suits.
Ya can't miss us.
354
00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:42,911
- Perfect.
355
00:20:42,911 --> 00:20:45,247
♪ light music playing ♪
356
00:20:50,794 --> 00:20:52,796
[indistinct chatter]
357
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,635
[moaning in restroom]
358
00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:00,637
[knocks on door] Marta?
359
00:21:01,972 --> 00:21:02,806
[knocks on door]
360
00:21:02,806 --> 00:21:05,809
Just about how long-ish
do you think you're gonna be?
361
00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:09,813
KEVIN/CHAD:
Shots, shots, shots!
362
00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:12,482
- Get in here, Jimmy.
You, too, random chick.
363
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:14,776
- Oh, it's, it's Lindsay.
I-I'm enjoying my Cosmo--
364
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,861
- Get in there, Lindsay.
- Yes. Okay.
365
00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:24,911
- Ahh. Ah.
- It burns so sweet.
366
00:21:24,911 --> 00:21:26,663
Jimmy, random Lindsay.
367
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,291
Another round.
- Uh, a-- We're good, actually.
368
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:30,792
- Yeah, one more.
- It's--
369
00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:32,836
- I'm just gonna sleep a little.
370
00:21:32,836 --> 00:21:35,463
If I start screaming, it's totally normal.
371
00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:42,345
- Sorry, we had a pretty major
breakthrough at work today,
372
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:44,014
so... we're celebrating.
373
00:21:44,014 --> 00:21:46,016
- Oh... Where do you work?
374
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,185
- Uh, Winnicott Douglass.
The investment bank.
375
00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:50,854
- Fancy.
376
00:21:51,479 --> 00:21:52,689
- Very fancy.
377
00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:54,232
Usually, I'm walking
around with a monocle.
378
00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:55,859
- Hm.
- Yeah.
379
00:21:56,651 --> 00:22:00,572
- So, what's it like? Investment banking.
380
00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:04,576
- It's intense. It's competitive.
381
00:22:05,452 --> 00:22:07,871
That's what I like about it,
though, you know?
382
00:22:07,871 --> 00:22:09,080
It's all on you.
383
00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:14,294
If you don't kill, you don't eat.
- Mm, I hear that.
384
00:22:14,294 --> 00:22:16,504
- Yeah. What about you? What do you do?
385
00:22:17,631 --> 00:22:20,342
- Uh... I'm a writer.
386
00:22:21,343 --> 00:22:22,177
- Really?
387
00:22:23,136 --> 00:22:24,346
What kind of writing?
388
00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:30,727
- Fiction... Novels, mainly.
I'm a... novelist.
389
00:22:30,727 --> 00:22:34,564
Yeah, are you familiar
with the Weekly, uh, the Weetly Prize?
390
00:22:35,065 --> 00:22:39,611
- I don't think I've ever actually met
a real-life novelist before.
391
00:22:40,487 --> 00:22:43,114
- Well... here I am.
392
00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:46,284
- Leather pants and all.
- Plastic.
393
00:22:46,284 --> 00:22:47,494
- Forgive me.
394
00:22:47,911 --> 00:22:50,330
- We'll see.
[Chad retches]
395
00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:51,790
BYSTANDERS: Ew!
396
00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:52,832
CHAD: I'm okay.
397
00:22:52,832 --> 00:22:55,502
- Do you wanna get outta here?
I know a place.
398
00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:57,170
- Yes, I do.
- Okay.
399
00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:59,172
[pants squeaking]
400
00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:08,056
- Whoa.
401
00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:10,392
You work here?
402
00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:13,728
- Yeah.
- Oh... wow.
403
00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:17,440
Is that the Brooklyn Bridge?
404
00:23:19,109 --> 00:23:20,485
- That's it.
405
00:23:20,485 --> 00:23:25,156
- Wow. You wonder h-how did they
even... build something like that?
406
00:23:26,449 --> 00:23:27,450
- Well,
407
00:23:32,414 --> 00:23:34,416
it took 14 years.
408
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,084
Yeah.
409
00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:39,504
It was the longest suspension bridge
in the world when it opened.
410
00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:46,303
- Are you some kind of...
amateur bridge historian
411
00:23:46,303 --> 00:23:51,808
or... is this all part
of your seduction protocol?
412
00:23:53,894 --> 00:23:55,103
- Can't it be both?
413
00:23:59,232 --> 00:24:00,650
- What else do you know?
414
00:24:02,819 --> 00:24:04,821
- About the Brooklyn Bridge?
- Hm.
415
00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:09,826
- It wasn't officially named
that until 1915.
416
00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:13,163
- Fascinating.
- Mm-hm.
417
00:24:13,705 --> 00:24:14,915
- What else?
418
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,293
- The guy who designed it,
419
00:24:18,752 --> 00:24:21,755
when he went to pick out the spot for it,
he was standing on a dock.
420
00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:24,007
A boat came,
421
00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,551
crushed his foot.
422
00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:29,179
He had to have his toes amputated.
423
00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:31,056
[chuckles]
424
00:24:31,932 --> 00:24:33,266
- Why would you tell me that?
425
00:24:33,266 --> 00:24:35,310
[both laughing]
- You asked me what else I knew.
426
00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,686
- Poor, poor man.
427
00:24:36,686 --> 00:24:39,022
- Well, then, after the amputation,
428
00:24:39,022 --> 00:24:42,400
he insisted on this thing
called water therapy.
429
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,401
- Did it work?
430
00:24:44,277 --> 00:24:48,114
- Oh, no. He, he died
a few weeks later from the infection.
431
00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:49,991
[laughing]
432
00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:52,160
- I'm sorry.
I d-- I don't know why I'm--
433
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,496
- I don't either. It's, um--
- It's-- [laughs] It is not funny.
434
00:24:54,496 --> 00:24:56,915
- No, it's really not.
- It is horrible.
435
00:24:56,915 --> 00:24:59,334
[both laughing]
- It's terrible.
436
00:25:06,132 --> 00:25:07,259
- Where'd you go?
437
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,970
- No, I was just--
438
00:25:13,139 --> 00:25:13,974
Nowhere.
439
00:25:17,519 --> 00:25:19,563
- You don't have to listen
to them, you know?
440
00:25:21,356 --> 00:25:22,566
- Listen to who?
441
00:25:22,983 --> 00:25:27,195
- All the... noise... in your head.
442
00:25:29,447 --> 00:25:31,575
I've started to realize recently
443
00:25:31,575 --> 00:25:35,537
it's... not always the truth.
444
00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:42,335
Never mind. Sorry.
I don't know... what I'm saying.
445
00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:44,880
I'm just-- Just ignore me. [laughs]
446
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,801
I-- I'm just really drunk,
so, yeah, sorry.
447
00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:51,219
- Sure, yeah.
448
00:25:56,766 --> 00:25:59,394
♪ pensive music playing ♪
449
00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:02,606
- Actually,
450
00:26:03,857 --> 00:26:07,485
I'm not... drunk... at all.
451
00:26:08,194 --> 00:26:14,075
And, and I am trying to apologize less
and say what I want more.
452
00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:19,122
And... right now
what I really want is to kiss you.
453
00:26:20,415 --> 00:26:21,416
So,
454
00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,794
would that be okay?
455
00:26:28,798 --> 00:26:29,799
- Yes.
456
00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:32,594
That would be--
457
00:26:36,473 --> 00:26:37,349
Yeah.
458
00:26:48,485 --> 00:26:51,112
♪ light music playing ♪
459
00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,460
[heavy breathing]
460
00:27:06,836 --> 00:27:08,463
[moaning]
461
00:27:35,907 --> 00:27:37,534
[moaning]
462
00:27:39,035 --> 00:27:41,246
[pants squeaking]
[laughs]
463
00:27:41,246 --> 00:27:43,331
Plastic really doesn't stretch, does it?
464
00:27:44,457 --> 00:27:47,294
These things can't be comfortable.
- They're really not.
465
00:27:49,629 --> 00:27:51,840
Oh... yeah.
466
00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,803
[moaning]
467
00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:01,391
Oh, my God... Oh.
468
00:28:02,017 --> 00:28:02,851
God.
469
00:28:08,148 --> 00:28:09,774
Oh God.
470
00:28:14,988 --> 00:28:16,573
Oh, my God.
471
00:28:16,573 --> 00:28:18,992
Oh... Oh, my God.
472
00:28:19,993 --> 00:28:21,411
Oh, my God.
473
00:28:22,078 --> 00:28:23,705
[crying]
474
00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,668
MIGUEL: Shit.
475
00:28:31,338 --> 00:28:32,339
Um.
476
00:28:35,508 --> 00:28:38,345
I, I should go. Um, this was--
477
00:28:48,146 --> 00:28:49,356
I'm sorry.
478
00:28:51,942 --> 00:28:53,944
[ambient street noise]
479
00:29:05,330 --> 00:29:08,959
- Be honest...
How hard were you pulling it?
480
00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:17,592
[elevator dings]
481
00:29:19,928 --> 00:29:21,930
[door opens]
482
00:29:22,639 --> 00:29:23,848
[sighs]
483
00:29:29,771 --> 00:29:32,607
- What the fuck was that?
- She did it on purpose.
484
00:29:32,607 --> 00:29:35,235
- You're such a little bitch.
- Talking about noises in your head.
485
00:29:35,235 --> 00:29:36,653
- You were right there.
486
00:29:36,653 --> 00:29:39,030
- What kind of sick mind games
is she playing with my baby?
487
00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:40,448
- You're weak.
- You're pathetic.
488
00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:43,076
- You're perfect.
- Shut up.
489
00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:44,411
[dings]
490
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,872
♪ In all this crazy world ♪
491
00:29:47,872 --> 00:29:51,710
♪ There's one thing I am certain of ♪
492
00:29:51,710 --> 00:29:57,716
♪ For every hour and month and year
that we are here to love ♪
493
00:29:57,716 --> 00:30:00,719
♪ Regardless of how much ♪
494
00:30:00,719 --> 00:30:03,805
♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪
495
00:30:03,805 --> 00:30:09,561
♪ No matter what we suffer throoough ♪
496
00:30:09,561 --> 00:30:12,564
♪ I can never know you ♪
497
00:30:12,564 --> 00:30:15,567
♪ I can
never know you ♪
498
00:30:15,567 --> 00:30:17,569
[voices harmonizing]
499
00:30:22,657 --> 00:30:25,285
♪ "What If" playing ♪
500
00:30:28,955 --> 00:30:32,584
♪ Ohh, ahh ♪
501
00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:36,463
♪ What if I let some
other parts out of the vault ♪
502
00:30:36,463 --> 00:30:40,467
♪ What if I hurt someone
and don't think it's my fault ♪
503
00:30:40,467 --> 00:30:43,887
♪ Time to let the bridges burn ♪
504
00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:47,682
♪ So many lessons to unlearn ♪
505
00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:51,686
♪ What if I let somebody see me ♪
506
00:30:51,686 --> 00:30:55,690
♪ If they saw what it is to be me ♪
507
00:30:55,690 --> 00:31:01,696
♪ Would they be terrified of the siiight ♪
508
00:31:02,656 --> 00:31:06,159
♪ What if we see about what if ♪
509
00:31:06,159 --> 00:31:09,162
♪ Toniiight ♪
510
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