1 00:00:01,043 --> 00:00:02,671 - Did we wake up at the same-- 2 00:00:02,671 --> 00:00:04,005 - I've been up since four. 3 00:00:04,005 --> 00:00:05,006 ♪ 4 00:00:05,006 --> 00:00:06,675 I've been thinking a lot about this. 5 00:00:06,675 --> 00:00:09,177 New York is where real writers live. 6 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:10,845 And I am a real writer. 7 00:00:10,845 --> 00:00:11,805 - Why didn't you tell me? 8 00:00:11,805 --> 00:00:13,557 - Keep it to yourself, Linds. 9 00:00:15,684 --> 00:00:17,185 - Nice pants. - Thanks! 10 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,980 - You don't need her. Mama's here. 11 00:00:20,564 --> 00:00:21,606 - Okay, that's creepy. 12 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,443 LINDSAY: I've listened to so many different people 13 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:26,736 telling me who I should be. 14 00:00:26,736 --> 00:00:27,529 ♪ 15 00:00:27,529 --> 00:00:28,196 - Whoo! 16 00:00:29,281 --> 00:00:31,032 LINDSAY'S MOM: It's time to come home. 17 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,409 LINDSAY: I belong in the city. 18 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:34,411 - You've been hit by three cabs. 19 00:00:34,411 --> 00:00:35,954 - At very low speeds. 20 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:37,789 MIGUEL'S INNER VOICE: What are you doing? 21 00:00:37,789 --> 00:00:39,874 MIGUEL: It's different with Lindsay, because she's special. 22 00:00:39,874 --> 00:00:41,376 - That is... actually very sweet. 23 00:00:41,376 --> 00:00:43,378 ♪ 24 00:00:43,378 --> 00:00:46,381 - All those voices floating in her head, they don't see what I do. 25 00:00:46,381 --> 00:00:49,301 - I am sick of everyone telling me what I'm supposed to do! 26 00:00:49,301 --> 00:00:50,844 ALL: Ooh! 27 00:00:50,844 --> 00:00:52,554 - I need to find my own story. 28 00:00:52,554 --> 00:00:54,681 You're gonna be okay? - I can handle it. 29 00:00:54,681 --> 00:00:55,974 [all screaming] 30 00:00:55,974 --> 00:00:57,976 ♪ 31 00:01:02,355 --> 00:01:04,983 ♪ light music playing ♪ 32 00:01:15,035 --> 00:01:16,369 - Hm. 33 00:01:16,369 --> 00:01:20,790 - How 'bout... truth or dare? 34 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:24,044 - Do we have to? - Yes, Linds. 35 00:01:24,044 --> 00:01:28,506 Just because we weren't invited to Victoria F.'s boy-girl Frenching party 36 00:01:28,506 --> 00:01:30,842 doesn't mean we can't have fun tonight, too. 37 00:01:31,426 --> 00:01:34,721 - Truth. - Your biggest fantasy. 38 00:01:36,348 --> 00:01:38,516 Sexual fantasy. 39 00:01:41,895 --> 00:01:46,233 I'm your best friend. You can tell me anything. 40 00:01:48,401 --> 00:01:52,697 - You wanna have sex with a 74-year-old man?! 41 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,157 - No, that's not what I said! 42 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:57,410 - He's a widower, Lindsay. For crying out loud. 43 00:01:57,410 --> 00:02:00,330 A-A-And a veteran. - And now the whole school is talking about it. 44 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:02,457 Lindsay and Mr. Tucker. 45 00:02:02,457 --> 00:02:06,753 - I said a librarian. Not the librarian. A librarian. 46 00:02:06,753 --> 00:02:09,172 - Do you know what they're calling our Lindsay now, Tom? 47 00:02:09,881 --> 00:02:11,341 Two words. 48 00:02:11,341 --> 00:02:13,343 The first one is Tucker. 49 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:16,721 The second one rhymes. - But I didn't do anything wrong! 50 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:20,308 I just told Celeste that-- - You don't tell people 51 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:21,643 those things, Lindsay! 52 00:02:21,643 --> 00:02:27,607 You keep those things up here in your head where nobody else can see them. 53 00:02:31,444 --> 00:02:34,072 You show people the nice parts. 54 00:02:36,366 --> 00:02:41,037 Because, believe me... that's all that anybody wants to see. 55 00:02:43,331 --> 00:02:44,958 [snoring] 56 00:02:46,209 --> 00:02:49,212 ♪ piano music playing ♪ 57 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:53,884 - Did we wake up at the same time? 58 00:02:53,884 --> 00:02:55,468 Again! - Again. 59 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:06,479 - [mouths] I love you. 60 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:12,986 - ♪ Gee, it's nice to really know someone ♪ 61 00:03:12,986 --> 00:03:16,406 ♪ And understand the things they say and do ♪ 62 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:20,285 - ♪ Gee, it's nice to really know someone ♪ 63 00:03:20,285 --> 00:03:23,914 - ♪ And know that someone really knows you, too ♪ 64 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:28,835 - ♪ The way that they do their hair ♪ 65 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:32,464 - ♪ The style of the clothes they wear ♪ 66 00:03:32,464 --> 00:03:36,134 - ♪ The story of where they're from ♪ 67 00:03:36,134 --> 00:03:38,428 - ♪ The tunes that they like to hum ♪ 68 00:03:38,428 --> 00:03:42,974 ALL: ♪ Ba da bum, bad dum baa bum ♪ 69 00:03:42,974 --> 00:03:45,685 - ♪ Gee, it's great to really get someone ♪ 70 00:03:45,685 --> 00:03:49,522 ♪ To know 'em front and back and inside out ♪ 71 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:53,026 - ♪ That's when you can really trust someone ♪ 72 00:03:53,026 --> 00:03:56,446 ♪ To understand what you are all about ♪ 73 00:03:57,656 --> 00:03:59,699 BOTH: ♪ It's nice to know what ♪ 74 00:03:59,699 --> 00:04:04,955 ♪ Someone's really thinking ♪ 75 00:04:04,955 --> 00:04:07,707 - ♪ But can you really know ♪ 76 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:11,253 ♪ What someone's thinking ♪ 77 00:04:11,253 --> 00:04:12,254 - ♪ Still ♪ 78 00:04:12,587 --> 00:04:15,215 - ♪ It's great to really know someone ♪ 79 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:18,718 BOTH: ♪ It's nice to think you really know someone ♪ 80 00:04:18,718 --> 00:04:22,639 - ♪ But can you ever truly, deeply ♪ 81 00:04:22,639 --> 00:04:25,350 ♪ Really know someone ♪ 82 00:04:26,768 --> 00:04:29,604 - ♪ You can feel you really know someone ♪ 83 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:32,607 ♪ You can feel comfortable when they are there ♪ 84 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:36,653 - ♪ You can feel you really know someone ♪ 85 00:04:36,653 --> 00:04:40,699 ♪ By all the little ways they show they care ♪ 86 00:04:41,658 --> 00:04:45,036 - ♪ The way that they hold your hand ♪ 87 00:04:45,036 --> 00:04:48,540 JOAN: ♪ The way that they understand ♪ 88 00:04:48,915 --> 00:04:52,377 - ♪ They're like an old comfy shoe ♪ 89 00:04:52,377 --> 00:04:54,796 JOAN: ♪ And you're a shoe for them, too ♪ 90 00:04:54,796 --> 00:04:59,593 TOM/JOAN/CELESTE: ♪ You're a shoe, you're a shoe, woo-hoo ♪ 91 00:04:59,593 --> 00:05:03,096 - ♪ Is it possible to know someone ♪ 92 00:05:03,096 --> 00:05:06,099 ♪ I would really like to know someone ♪ 93 00:05:06,099 --> 00:05:09,978 TOM/JOAN/CELESTE: ♪ But can you ever prob'ly never ♪ 94 00:05:09,978 --> 00:05:13,356 ♪ Really know someone ♪ 95 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:18,361 - ♪ I truly wanna hope I'm gonna ♪ 96 00:05:18,361 --> 00:05:22,782 ♪ Really know someone ♪ 97 00:05:24,117 --> 00:05:25,118 Ned?! 98 00:05:25,785 --> 00:05:27,412 - You won a contest? 99 00:05:27,412 --> 00:05:29,664 - The Weetly Short Story Prize. 100 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:32,000 It's put on by a bookstore in New York City. 101 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,711 - Linds. That's amazing! 102 00:05:34,711 --> 00:05:36,880 - Yeah, I, I read about it a few months ago, 103 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,091 and I just figured, why not? So, I wrote a story. 104 00:05:40,425 --> 00:05:41,426 - What's it about? 105 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,512 - Um... it's about a woman 106 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:48,266 who has never had an orgasm before. 107 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:50,060 - Heavy. 108 00:05:50,060 --> 00:05:53,355 I mean, not my cup of tea, but still, congrats. 109 00:05:55,023 --> 00:05:59,152 - Yeah, you know, I... I used to think I, actually, 110 00:05:59,152 --> 00:06:02,072 wanted to be a writer when I was a kid. 111 00:06:03,031 --> 00:06:05,659 But I... sorta gave it up. 112 00:06:05,659 --> 00:06:07,494 NED: I didn't know that. 113 00:06:08,453 --> 00:06:11,081 - You know, the ceremony's in two weeks. 114 00:06:11,081 --> 00:06:12,916 I was thinking we could go. 115 00:06:12,916 --> 00:06:15,252 - Next month's a little busy for us. 116 00:06:17,879 --> 00:06:21,800 - This is gonna sound crazy, but... what if we move there? 117 00:06:22,842 --> 00:06:26,513 - To New York? - Ned, I've been thinking a lot about this. 118 00:06:26,513 --> 00:06:28,807 New York is where real writers live, 119 00:06:28,807 --> 00:06:33,144 and I am starting to think that, maybe, I am a real writer. 120 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:35,230 Or I could be. 121 00:06:35,230 --> 00:06:38,275 - But you can write here. We have an hour lunch break. 122 00:06:38,275 --> 00:06:39,901 - It's more than just that. 123 00:06:40,819 --> 00:06:42,988 Writing this story, uh, winning this contest, 124 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:46,116 it, it feels like maybe it's a sign. 125 00:06:46,116 --> 00:06:48,952 - A sign? [chuckles] Of what? 126 00:06:48,952 --> 00:06:51,788 - Well, a sign that maybe 127 00:06:52,330 --> 00:06:56,042 our relationship needs a new adventure. 128 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,711 You know, s-something different. 129 00:06:57,711 --> 00:06:59,713 - Didn't realize you wanted somethin' different. 130 00:07:01,923 --> 00:07:03,008 Why didn't you tell me? 131 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:05,719 - Do not say it. - Careful now. 132 00:07:05,719 --> 00:07:07,762 - Keep it to yourself, Linds. 133 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:13,768 - I guess... I just have all these voices in my head. 134 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,271 All the time, you know? - Now you've done it. 135 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:18,982 - And the... voices 136 00:07:18,982 --> 00:07:20,817 they told you not to tell me? 137 00:07:20,817 --> 00:07:23,111 - I don't mean, you know, imaginary friends 138 00:07:23,111 --> 00:07:25,697 or like, "the devil made me do it." 139 00:07:25,697 --> 00:07:28,366 I'm talking about, you know-- [sighs] Everyone has them. 140 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:29,993 The voices that say, 141 00:07:29,993 --> 00:07:32,704 "Don't say how you really feel because people will hate you 142 00:07:32,704 --> 00:07:33,914 if you do that." 143 00:07:33,914 --> 00:07:38,126 And your, your, your mom's voice or your best friend from sixth grade 144 00:07:38,126 --> 00:07:41,630 who ruined your life and your enjoyment of the school library. 145 00:07:41,630 --> 00:07:42,964 - Oh, wah-wah. 146 00:07:42,964 --> 00:07:45,050 - Your history. Your baggage. 147 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:48,595 All the... noise living inside your head. 148 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,723 - You're startin' to scare me. [chuckles] 149 00:07:52,182 --> 00:07:54,809 I know you, Linds, and this, 150 00:07:56,728 --> 00:07:57,896 this isn't you. 151 00:07:57,896 --> 00:08:00,607 I think you need a good night's sleep 152 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:03,443 and everything will be better in the morning. 153 00:08:10,367 --> 00:08:11,993 [snoring] 154 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:13,995 ♪ 155 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:18,250 Did we wake up at the same-- - I've been up since four. 156 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,252 [birds cawing] 157 00:08:21,503 --> 00:08:24,047 - ♪ Gee, it's nice to really know someone ♪ 158 00:08:24,047 --> 00:08:27,259 ♪ And understand the things they say and do ♪ 159 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:30,929 - ♪ Gee, it's nice to really know someone ♪ 160 00:08:30,929 --> 00:08:34,558 - ♪ And know that someone really knows you, too ♪ 161 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:39,229 - ♪ The way that they do their hair ♪ 162 00:08:39,229 --> 00:08:42,190 - ♪ The style of the clothes they wear ♪ 163 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:47,028 - Whoa! PB&J instead of turkey? 164 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:49,698 [chuckles] I'm sorry. Is it Christmas? 165 00:08:49,990 --> 00:08:51,324 - I'm leaving you. 166 00:08:51,324 --> 00:08:52,242 [off-key chord] 167 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,747 - Don't do this, Linds. Come on. [chuckles] 168 00:08:58,206 --> 00:09:00,208 - You can't just move to New York City. 169 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,252 This isn't Muppets Take Manhattan. 170 00:09:02,252 --> 00:09:04,588 - You need to stop and think this through. 171 00:09:05,088 --> 00:09:07,716 - I am not listening to you anymore. 172 00:09:09,259 --> 00:09:13,555 - Lindsay, I hate to remind you, but your great-grandfather Jedediah 173 00:09:13,555 --> 00:09:16,016 was murdered in New York City in 1920. 174 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:20,896 - Ned is perfect for you. He's everything you've ever wanted. 175 00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:23,106 - I've spent my whole life listening to you 176 00:09:23,106 --> 00:09:24,566 and look where it's gotten me. 177 00:09:24,566 --> 00:09:26,568 No more. I'm done. 178 00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:30,447 You can keep following me around forever, 179 00:09:30,447 --> 00:09:33,033 but from now on, I'm doing what I wanna do. 180 00:09:34,659 --> 00:09:37,662 ♪ melancholy music playing ♪ 181 00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:39,664 - What am I gonna tell everyone? 182 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,377 - Tell 'em I changed my mind. 183 00:09:48,798 --> 00:09:51,801 [driver speaking] [engine starts] 184 00:10:03,146 --> 00:10:05,357 Thank you... Thank you so much. 185 00:10:08,777 --> 00:10:10,779 [ambient street noise] 186 00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:16,743 - [British accent]: As I said on the telephone, the bedroom isn't huge. 187 00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:21,539 - Oh, well, I, I don't need a lotta space, you know, just enough room to write. 188 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:24,459 I'm a writer. - Yes, you've said that a few times. 189 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:25,835 Do you have a job? 190 00:10:25,835 --> 00:10:29,297 - Not yet. I'm, uh, I'm actually waiting on some prize money. 191 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:32,717 You know, it's probably not a ton, but every little bit counts, 192 00:10:32,717 --> 00:10:37,430 especially since I emptied out my savings account to move here, so. 193 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:38,848 - Okay, keep going. 194 00:10:39,975 --> 00:10:40,809 - Mm. 195 00:10:41,977 --> 00:10:42,811 Mm. 196 00:10:43,520 --> 00:10:44,521 Wow, look at this. 197 00:10:44,521 --> 00:10:46,022 Great bones. 198 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:48,024 Hm. 199 00:10:48,441 --> 00:10:51,069 'Kay, drum roll, please. 200 00:10:51,069 --> 00:10:52,696 [imitates drum roll] 201 00:10:53,905 --> 00:10:57,117 Uh, it's perfect. 202 00:10:58,034 --> 00:11:00,620 And it's, it's huge. It's too big, almost. 203 00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:02,789 - Uh, no. This is my bedroom. 204 00:11:02,789 --> 00:11:04,207 That's yours. 205 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:05,792 - Oh. 206 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:08,795 ♪ suspenseful music plays ♪ 207 00:11:12,007 --> 00:11:13,842 MARTA: It's not a closet. 208 00:11:17,012 --> 00:11:18,471 - I didn't say it was a-- 209 00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:21,892 - In case you were thinking it was just my bedroom closet, it isn't. 210 00:11:21,892 --> 00:11:25,103 - There is a hanger rod. - That's for decoration. 211 00:11:28,773 --> 00:11:29,983 - I love it. 212 00:11:32,068 --> 00:11:34,696 ♪ light music playing ♪ 213 00:11:38,575 --> 00:11:39,576 Hi. 214 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,915 Hi, I'm... I'm here for the ceremony. 215 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:50,837 - Wiccan meet-up is Thursday nights. - No, no, I-- [chuckles] I'm Lindsay. 216 00:11:52,047 --> 00:11:54,841 Lindsay Arthur. The... writer. 217 00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:59,387 The winner of the Weetly Short Story Prize. 218 00:12:00,722 --> 00:12:01,848 - The what? 219 00:12:02,474 --> 00:12:07,020 - The Weetly... Short... Story Prize. 220 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:10,273 See, it says here that the ceremony is today. 221 00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:13,652 - That's the Weekly... Short Story Prize. 222 00:12:13,652 --> 00:12:14,903 That's a typo. 223 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:21,368 The word "ceremony"... it's ironic. 224 00:12:23,745 --> 00:12:27,082 Here's $15 store credit for anything you might want. 225 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,586 Congratulations, by the way. 226 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:34,923 - Okay. 227 00:12:36,550 --> 00:12:39,719 Thank you... for this. 228 00:12:45,517 --> 00:12:46,935 Are you hiring? 229 00:12:49,938 --> 00:12:51,565 [TV plays] 230 00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:53,191 [footsteps approach] 231 00:12:56,861 --> 00:13:00,282 - Another night on the sofa? - Long day at the bookstore. 232 00:13:00,282 --> 00:13:01,616 Some prankster thought it would be a laugh 233 00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:04,244 to re-alphabetize Memoirs by subject matter. 234 00:13:05,787 --> 00:13:07,622 - I don't get you. 235 00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:09,374 You've been here for almost a month. 236 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:12,502 Every day you come back from work and you put on those little girl pajamas 237 00:13:12,919 --> 00:13:14,921 when you said you came to New York to write. 238 00:13:14,921 --> 00:13:17,924 Where's the writing? - I'm writing. It's just my 239 00:13:18,592 --> 00:13:21,595 laptop died and the... cord doesn't reach the couch. 240 00:13:23,471 --> 00:13:28,018 - Well, if you're just going to spend your time watching TV... alone, 241 00:13:28,018 --> 00:13:32,355 eating microwave meals for diabetics, then why are you here? 242 00:13:35,066 --> 00:13:36,067 Whatever. 243 00:13:36,943 --> 00:13:41,823 I'll be at the sort of gross place on Spring Street 244 00:13:45,452 --> 00:13:47,454 if you decide to not be so lame. 245 00:13:58,006 --> 00:14:00,634 [door closes] [sighs] 246 00:14:05,096 --> 00:14:06,306 [groans] 247 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,725 [sighs] 248 00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:15,190 ♪ acoustic guitar music playing ♪ 249 00:14:30,705 --> 00:14:34,626 - ♪ These smiley-face pajamas and this rainbow kitten mug ♪ 250 00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:36,253 ♪ Have gotta go ♪ 251 00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:39,798 ♪ What if I throw them both away ♪ 252 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:43,927 ♪ They're comfy but they chain me to that anvil of a couch ♪ 253 00:14:43,927 --> 00:14:48,473 ♪ In a defensive crouch, afraid to go and play ♪ 254 00:14:48,473 --> 00:14:49,808 ♪ I know the rules ♪ 255 00:14:49,808 --> 00:14:52,894 - ♪ Be sunny, honey, close those knees ♪ 256 00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:57,566 - ♪ Clorox offensive thoughts and you'll prevent disease ♪ 257 00:14:57,566 --> 00:15:02,779 - ♪ It's like a show where every song's the same reprise ♪ 258 00:15:03,530 --> 00:15:06,157 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 259 00:15:07,242 --> 00:15:09,494 ♪ But breaking out is dangerous ♪ 260 00:15:09,494 --> 00:15:12,914 ♪ I know the party game: be small and tame ♪ 261 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:16,293 - ♪ Or we will maim you in your sleep ♪ 262 00:15:16,293 --> 00:15:18,420 - ♪ So, buy the fuzzy pencils ♪ 263 00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,338 ♪ Wear the t-shirts with the hearts ♪ 264 00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:24,342 ♪ Let any darts or weapons sink into the deep ♪ 265 00:15:24,968 --> 00:15:26,845 ♪ And find the boy ♪ 266 00:15:26,845 --> 00:15:29,598 ♪ A six or seven out of 10 ♪ 267 00:15:29,598 --> 00:15:33,977 ♪ Who cracks a joke you laugh at every now and then ♪ 268 00:15:33,977 --> 00:15:39,816 ♪ You know you'll fall in love, although you wonder when ♪ 269 00:15:40,191 --> 00:15:42,819 ♪ Ohh ♪ 270 00:15:44,696 --> 00:15:49,284 ♪ What if I try to change this ever-looping tune ♪ 271 00:15:49,284 --> 00:15:53,997 ♪ What if I let them see the dark side of my moon ♪ 272 00:15:53,997 --> 00:15:57,000 ♪ My brain is like a video store ♪ 273 00:15:57,000 --> 00:16:01,546 ♪ With a... big, restricted section door ♪ 274 00:16:01,546 --> 00:16:04,341 ♪ With lots of cool stuff ♪ 275 00:16:04,341 --> 00:16:10,347 ♪ Hiding in the ultraviolet liiight ♪ 276 00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:15,894 ♪ What if I let somebody see me tonight ♪ 277 00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:19,940 ♪ I could be that girl from anthro class who felt no shame or guilt ♪ 278 00:16:19,940 --> 00:16:23,360 ♪ And wore the kilt with the fishnets and the Vans ♪ 279 00:16:23,944 --> 00:16:27,447 ♪ I remember what she said that time she passed me in the Quad ♪ 280 00:16:27,447 --> 00:16:31,243 ♪ "Your Diet Coke is oppression in a can" ♪ 281 00:16:31,243 --> 00:16:35,080 ♪ She thought she sized me up in a single glance ♪ 282 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,708 ♪ She never noticed me in Afro-Cuban Dance ♪ 283 00:16:38,708 --> 00:16:43,505 ♪ She'd never think I'd go and buy some plastic pants ♪ 284 00:16:43,713 --> 00:16:46,258 ♪ Sooo ♪ 285 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:51,304 ♪ What if I cut the tags and took these for a spin ♪ 286 00:16:51,304 --> 00:16:55,392 ♪ What if they're worth contracting yeast infections in ♪ 287 00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:58,687 ♪ Try to put me in a box ♪ 288 00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:02,232 ♪ But, baby, I'm a paradox ♪ 289 00:17:02,232 --> 00:17:04,276 ♪ 290 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:16,496 ♪ Ohh, ahh ♪ 291 00:17:17,831 --> 00:17:21,710 ♪ What if I let some other parts out of the vault ♪ 292 00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:25,714 ♪ What if I hurt someone and don't think it's my fault ♪ 293 00:17:25,714 --> 00:17:28,675 ♪ Time to let the bridges burn ♪ 294 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:32,721 ♪ So many lessons to unlearn ♪ 295 00:17:32,971 --> 00:17:36,975 ♪ What if I let somebody see me ♪ 296 00:17:36,975 --> 00:17:40,562 ♪ If they saw what it is to be me ♪ 297 00:17:40,979 --> 00:17:46,985 ♪ Would they be terrified of the sight ♪ 298 00:17:47,903 --> 00:17:51,448 ♪ What if we see about what if ♪ 299 00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:54,200 ♪ Toniiight ♪ 300 00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:01,750 [ambient street noise] 301 00:18:03,209 --> 00:18:04,044 Mm. 302 00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:10,926 - I am so glad you gave me a little tough love tonight. 303 00:18:10,926 --> 00:18:13,136 Yeah, it's-- I wanna put myself out there, 304 00:18:13,136 --> 00:18:15,263 but it is scary, you know? 305 00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:18,642 Look at me now. I'm in a real New York City bar 306 00:18:18,642 --> 00:18:20,393 drinkin' a real New York City-- 307 00:18:20,393 --> 00:18:24,397 - I just need you to wait here. Guard the door... Let's go. 308 00:18:24,397 --> 00:18:25,607 - Whoa, whoa. 309 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:27,442 One sec, sir. 310 00:18:28,485 --> 00:18:29,861 Are you gonna have 311 00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,446 sex 312 00:18:31,446 --> 00:18:33,073 in the bathroom? 313 00:18:33,907 --> 00:18:35,492 Do you even know this guy? 314 00:18:35,492 --> 00:18:36,910 - I find it's better not to. 315 00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:38,453 [scoffs] 316 00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:43,041 - You are exactly the person I wanna be. 317 00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:45,710 No shame, no guilt. 318 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:48,505 - Whatever you hear, don't come in. 319 00:18:48,505 --> 00:18:51,132 ♪ bar music playing ♪ 320 00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:53,134 [indistinct chatter] 321 00:18:55,095 --> 00:18:56,096 [chuckles] 322 00:18:57,639 --> 00:18:59,641 - [mimics accent] Don't come in. 323 00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:03,311 I won't. 324 00:19:11,570 --> 00:19:13,196 - Nice pants. 325 00:19:13,947 --> 00:19:18,159 - Thanks. They're new. I mean, they're not new. 326 00:19:18,159 --> 00:19:20,662 I've worn them a lot. 327 00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:22,872 I wear them a lot. 328 00:19:23,331 --> 00:19:26,001 - Well, it sounds like they have a very rich history. 329 00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:28,044 Are you waiting for the bathroom? 330 00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:30,797 - Actually, my roommate is-- 331 00:19:31,923 --> 00:19:36,553 Well, she's having sex with a stranger in there, actually. 332 00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,348 Yes. - Wow. 333 00:19:41,016 --> 00:19:43,018 - Yeah, should we go next? [chuckles] 334 00:19:43,685 --> 00:19:46,438 Sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I was trying to be funny. 335 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:50,233 That was supposed to be a joke, but I-- - No, no, no. No, it's just, um, 336 00:19:50,984 --> 00:19:53,987 I'm pretty sure you need to make reservations. 337 00:19:54,613 --> 00:19:56,364 They're sticklers here. 338 00:19:56,364 --> 00:19:59,159 - Right... I mean, that does make sense. 339 00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:02,245 You know, you wouldn't want just anyone waltzing in off the street 340 00:20:02,245 --> 00:20:04,915 and having intercourse in your restroom. - No, no. In a place like this, 341 00:20:04,915 --> 00:20:07,334 you want it to feel exclusive. - Yeah, absolutely. 342 00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:10,128 - I just remembered, actually, there might be a waitlist. 343 00:20:10,128 --> 00:20:13,840 So, if you wanted to put us down-- - Just in case something were to open up. 344 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,675 - Last-minute cancellation. 345 00:20:15,675 --> 00:20:17,427 - Yeah, it happens. You-- - You never know. 346 00:20:17,427 --> 00:20:20,347 - Yeah, you never know. - Right. [stifled laugh] 347 00:20:22,098 --> 00:20:24,017 All right. How about this? 348 00:20:25,435 --> 00:20:27,354 I'm gonna use the other bathroom. 349 00:20:27,354 --> 00:20:29,564 Yeah, the one where your roommate isn't having sex. 350 00:20:29,564 --> 00:20:31,566 And then maybe by the time I'm done, they'll be done 351 00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,360 and you and I could grab a drink? 352 00:20:34,694 --> 00:20:36,696 I'm here with some colleagues, um. 353 00:20:37,405 --> 00:20:39,491 It's a table full of suits. Ya can't miss us. 354 00:20:42,077 --> 00:20:42,911 - Perfect. 355 00:20:42,911 --> 00:20:45,247 ♪ light music playing ♪ 356 00:20:50,794 --> 00:20:52,796 [indistinct chatter] 357 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,635 [moaning in restroom] 358 00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:00,637 [knocks on door] Marta? 359 00:21:01,972 --> 00:21:02,806 [knocks on door] 360 00:21:02,806 --> 00:21:05,809 Just about how long-ish do you think you're gonna be? 361 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:09,813 KEVIN/CHAD: Shots, shots, shots! 362 00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:12,482 - Get in here, Jimmy. You, too, random chick. 363 00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:14,776 - Oh, it's, it's Lindsay. I-I'm enjoying my Cosmo-- 364 00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:16,861 - Get in there, Lindsay. - Yes. Okay. 365 00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:24,911 - Ahh. Ah. - It burns so sweet. 366 00:21:24,911 --> 00:21:26,663 Jimmy, random Lindsay. 367 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,291 Another round. - Uh, a-- We're good, actually. 368 00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:30,792 - Yeah, one more. - It's-- 369 00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:32,836 - I'm just gonna sleep a little. 370 00:21:32,836 --> 00:21:35,463 If I start screaming, it's totally normal. 371 00:21:40,093 --> 00:21:42,345 - Sorry, we had a pretty major breakthrough at work today, 372 00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:44,014 so... we're celebrating. 373 00:21:44,014 --> 00:21:46,016 - Oh... Where do you work? 374 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,185 - Uh, Winnicott Douglass. The investment bank. 375 00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:50,854 - Fancy. 376 00:21:51,479 --> 00:21:52,689 - Very fancy. 377 00:21:52,689 --> 00:21:54,232 Usually, I'm walking around with a monocle. 378 00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:55,859 - Hm. - Yeah. 379 00:21:56,651 --> 00:22:00,572 - So, what's it like? Investment banking. 380 00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:04,576 - It's intense. It's competitive. 381 00:22:05,452 --> 00:22:07,871 That's what I like about it, though, you know? 382 00:22:07,871 --> 00:22:09,080 It's all on you. 383 00:22:11,416 --> 00:22:14,294 If you don't kill, you don't eat. - Mm, I hear that. 384 00:22:14,294 --> 00:22:16,504 - Yeah. What about you? What do you do? 385 00:22:17,631 --> 00:22:20,342 - Uh... I'm a writer. 386 00:22:21,343 --> 00:22:22,177 - Really? 387 00:22:23,136 --> 00:22:24,346 What kind of writing? 388 00:22:25,013 --> 00:22:30,727 - Fiction... Novels, mainly. I'm a... novelist. 389 00:22:30,727 --> 00:22:34,564 Yeah, are you familiar with the Weekly, uh, the Weetly Prize? 390 00:22:35,065 --> 00:22:39,611 - I don't think I've ever actually met a real-life novelist before. 391 00:22:40,487 --> 00:22:43,114 - Well... here I am. 392 00:22:43,573 --> 00:22:46,284 - Leather pants and all. - Plastic. 393 00:22:46,284 --> 00:22:47,494 - Forgive me. 394 00:22:47,911 --> 00:22:50,330 - We'll see. [Chad retches] 395 00:22:50,330 --> 00:22:51,790 BYSTANDERS: Ew! 396 00:22:51,790 --> 00:22:52,832 CHAD: I'm okay. 397 00:22:52,832 --> 00:22:55,502 - Do you wanna get outta here? I know a place. 398 00:22:55,710 --> 00:22:57,170 - Yes, I do. - Okay. 399 00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:59,172 [pants squeaking] 400 00:23:07,055 --> 00:23:08,056 - Whoa. 401 00:23:09,182 --> 00:23:10,392 You work here? 402 00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:13,728 - Yeah. - Oh... wow. 403 00:23:15,438 --> 00:23:17,440 Is that the Brooklyn Bridge? 404 00:23:19,109 --> 00:23:20,485 - That's it. 405 00:23:20,485 --> 00:23:25,156 - Wow. You wonder h-how did they even... build something like that? 406 00:23:26,449 --> 00:23:27,450 - Well, 407 00:23:32,414 --> 00:23:34,416 it took 14 years. 408 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,084 Yeah. 409 00:23:36,501 --> 00:23:39,504 It was the longest suspension bridge in the world when it opened. 410 00:23:42,549 --> 00:23:46,303 - Are you some kind of... amateur bridge historian 411 00:23:46,303 --> 00:23:51,808 or... is this all part of your seduction protocol? 412 00:23:53,894 --> 00:23:55,103 - Can't it be both? 413 00:23:59,232 --> 00:24:00,650 - What else do you know? 414 00:24:02,819 --> 00:24:04,821 - About the Brooklyn Bridge? - Hm. 415 00:24:06,823 --> 00:24:09,826 - It wasn't officially named that until 1915. 416 00:24:10,952 --> 00:24:13,163 - Fascinating. - Mm-hm. 417 00:24:13,705 --> 00:24:14,915 - What else? 418 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,293 - The guy who designed it, 419 00:24:18,752 --> 00:24:21,755 when he went to pick out the spot for it, he was standing on a dock. 420 00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:24,007 A boat came, 421 00:24:25,133 --> 00:24:26,551 crushed his foot. 422 00:24:26,968 --> 00:24:29,179 He had to have his toes amputated. 423 00:24:30,055 --> 00:24:31,056 [chuckles] 424 00:24:31,932 --> 00:24:33,266 - Why would you tell me that? 425 00:24:33,266 --> 00:24:35,310 [both laughing] - You asked me what else I knew. 426 00:24:35,310 --> 00:24:36,686 - Poor, poor man. 427 00:24:36,686 --> 00:24:39,022 - Well, then, after the amputation, 428 00:24:39,022 --> 00:24:42,400 he insisted on this thing called water therapy. 429 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:43,401 - Did it work? 430 00:24:44,277 --> 00:24:48,114 - Oh, no. He, he died a few weeks later from the infection. 431 00:24:48,114 --> 00:24:49,991 [laughing] 432 00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:52,160 - I'm sorry. I d-- I don't know why I'm-- 433 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,496 - I don't either. It's, um-- - It's-- [laughs] It is not funny. 434 00:24:54,496 --> 00:24:56,915 - No, it's really not. - It is horrible. 435 00:24:56,915 --> 00:24:59,334 [both laughing] - It's terrible. 436 00:25:06,132 --> 00:25:07,259 - Where'd you go? 437 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,970 - No, I was just-- 438 00:25:13,139 --> 00:25:13,974 Nowhere. 439 00:25:17,519 --> 00:25:19,563 - You don't have to listen to them, you know? 440 00:25:21,356 --> 00:25:22,566 - Listen to who? 441 00:25:22,983 --> 00:25:27,195 - All the... noise... in your head. 442 00:25:29,447 --> 00:25:31,575 I've started to realize recently 443 00:25:31,575 --> 00:25:35,537 it's... not always the truth. 444 00:25:39,291 --> 00:25:42,335 Never mind. Sorry. I don't know... what I'm saying. 445 00:25:42,335 --> 00:25:44,880 I'm just-- Just ignore me. [laughs] 446 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:49,801 I-- I'm just really drunk, so, yeah, sorry. 447 00:25:49,801 --> 00:25:51,219 - Sure, yeah. 448 00:25:56,766 --> 00:25:59,394 ♪ pensive music playing ♪ 449 00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:02,606 - Actually, 450 00:26:03,857 --> 00:26:07,485 I'm not... drunk... at all. 451 00:26:08,194 --> 00:26:14,075 And, and I am trying to apologize less and say what I want more. 452 00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:19,122 And... right now what I really want is to kiss you. 453 00:26:20,415 --> 00:26:21,416 So, 454 00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:24,794 would that be okay? 455 00:26:28,798 --> 00:26:29,799 - Yes. 456 00:26:31,384 --> 00:26:32,594 That would be-- 457 00:26:36,473 --> 00:26:37,349 Yeah. 458 00:26:48,485 --> 00:26:51,112 ♪ light music playing ♪ 459 00:27:03,458 --> 00:27:05,460 [heavy breathing] 460 00:27:06,836 --> 00:27:08,463 [moaning] 461 00:27:35,907 --> 00:27:37,534 [moaning] 462 00:27:39,035 --> 00:27:41,246 [pants squeaking] [laughs] 463 00:27:41,246 --> 00:27:43,331 Plastic really doesn't stretch, does it? 464 00:27:44,457 --> 00:27:47,294 These things can't be comfortable. - They're really not. 465 00:27:49,629 --> 00:27:51,840 Oh... yeah. 466 00:27:55,176 --> 00:27:56,803 [moaning] 467 00:27:59,180 --> 00:28:01,391 Oh, my God... Oh. 468 00:28:02,017 --> 00:28:02,851 God. 469 00:28:08,148 --> 00:28:09,774 Oh God. 470 00:28:14,988 --> 00:28:16,573 Oh, my God. 471 00:28:16,573 --> 00:28:18,992 Oh... Oh, my God. 472 00:28:19,993 --> 00:28:21,411 Oh, my God. 473 00:28:22,078 --> 00:28:23,705 [crying] 474 00:28:27,250 --> 00:28:28,668 MIGUEL: Shit. 475 00:28:31,338 --> 00:28:32,339 Um. 476 00:28:35,508 --> 00:28:38,345 I, I should go. Um, this was-- 477 00:28:48,146 --> 00:28:49,356 I'm sorry. 478 00:28:51,942 --> 00:28:53,944 [ambient street noise] 479 00:29:05,330 --> 00:29:08,959 - Be honest... How hard were you pulling it? 480 00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:17,592 [elevator dings] 481 00:29:19,928 --> 00:29:21,930 [door opens] 482 00:29:22,639 --> 00:29:23,848 [sighs] 483 00:29:29,771 --> 00:29:32,607 - What the fuck was that? - She did it on purpose. 484 00:29:32,607 --> 00:29:35,235 - You're such a little bitch. - Talking about noises in your head. 485 00:29:35,235 --> 00:29:36,653 - You were right there. 486 00:29:36,653 --> 00:29:39,030 - What kind of sick mind games is she playing with my baby? 487 00:29:39,030 --> 00:29:40,448 - You're weak. - You're pathetic. 488 00:29:40,448 --> 00:29:43,076 - You're perfect. - Shut up. 489 00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:44,411 [dings] 490 00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:47,872 ♪ In all this crazy world ♪ 491 00:29:47,872 --> 00:29:51,710 ♪ There's one thing I am certain of ♪ 492 00:29:51,710 --> 00:29:57,716 ♪ For every hour and month and year that we are here to love ♪ 493 00:29:57,716 --> 00:30:00,719 ♪ Regardless of how much ♪ 494 00:30:00,719 --> 00:30:03,805 ♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪ 495 00:30:03,805 --> 00:30:09,561 ♪ No matter what we suffer throoough ♪ 496 00:30:09,561 --> 00:30:12,564 ♪ I can never know you ♪ 497 00:30:12,564 --> 00:30:15,567 ♪ I can never know you ♪ 498 00:30:15,567 --> 00:30:17,569 [voices harmonizing] 499 00:30:22,657 --> 00:30:25,285 ♪ "What If" playing ♪ 500 00:30:28,955 --> 00:30:32,584 ♪ Ohh, ahh ♪ 501 00:30:32,584 --> 00:30:36,463 ♪ What if I let some other parts out of the vault ♪ 502 00:30:36,463 --> 00:30:40,467 ♪ What if I hurt someone and don't think it's my fault ♪ 503 00:30:40,467 --> 00:30:43,887 ♪ Time to let the bridges burn ♪ 504 00:30:43,887 --> 00:30:47,682 ♪ So many lessons to unlearn ♪ 505 00:30:47,682 --> 00:30:51,686 ♪ What if I let somebody see me ♪ 506 00:30:51,686 --> 00:30:55,690 ♪ If they saw what it is to be me ♪ 507 00:30:55,690 --> 00:31:01,696 ♪ Would they be terrified of the siiight ♪ 508 00:31:02,656 --> 00:31:06,159 ♪ What if we see about what if ♪ 509 00:31:06,159 --> 00:31:09,162 ♪ Toniiight ♪ 510 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:20,590 [fanfare]