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♪ light music playing ♪
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- First video game you ever
masturbated to. On three.
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- No.
- Yes, dude.
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One, two...
- No, Steph, I'm not doin' this.
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- ...three.
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Tetris or Donkey Kong, Jr.
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It happened on the same day,
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don't remember which was first,
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and... I don't care
that you didn't answer.
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MIGUEL: Great.
[knocks on door]
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- Hey, uh, the programmers are asking when
you'll have the new concept drawings ready
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for Cyprian's apprentice.
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- Um, Tuesday, probably.
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Um, I forgot to tell you,
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I-- it's my brother's
band recital tonight.
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And we're doin' this whole
family dinner thing after,
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so I figure I'll just stay at my dad's.
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- So, I'm alone tonight?
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- I'll make it up to you.
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- I'll miss you.
MIGUEL: I'll miss you, too.
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[sighs]
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- Do we definitely like her?
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- Yes... Yes, we do.
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♪
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Fiona?
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[moaning]
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- What the fuck are you doing here?!
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ORSON: [sighs] Bro,
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I know this hurts right now,
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but in the long run,
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it's only gonna make you stronger.
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I thought his brother had a band thing.
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No? [chuckles]
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♪ dramatic music plays ♪
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♪ upbeat, intense music playing ♪
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♪ You're not the boy who didn't
belong in the schoolyard world ♪
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♪ You don't get pushed around
anymore and you never wiiill ♪
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♪ No more Mr. Nice Guy ♪
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♪ Gotta be tough
in this cruel, hard world ♪
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♪ And you're not gonna cry
the next time you watch Notting Hill ♪
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♪ It's time to wake up, boy,
put your armor on ♪
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♪ That pathetic little pussy
with the ring is gooone ♪
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♪ You're a tiger,
let me hear you roooar ♪
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♪ You're a shark,
hunting in the shallows by the shooore ♪
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♪ Let me see your claws,
let me see your teeth ♪
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♪ Let your fin emerge
from the depths beneath ♪
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♪ Let me see you stalk
your prey in the daaark ♪
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♪ Like a tiger, or a shark ♪
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♪ Or a tiger shaaark ♪
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- ♪ I'm not the bullied brown boy
in his all-white school ♪
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♪ I'm not the kid who felt too white
when he moved to Queens ♪
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- ♪ Goodbye, Mr. Piano Tie,
'cause ya thought Billy Joel was cool ♪
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♪ You're a man who will become ♪
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♪ A man of meeeans ♪
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♪ You're an alpha dog,
you're the fighting champ ♪
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♪ Not the kid who kept cryin'
at computer caaamp ♪
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♪ For someone soft and sensitive,
this world is less than fair ♪
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♪ You gotta pay to play,
ya gotta make your way ♪
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♪ Like Jane fuckin' Eyre ♪
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[Game Boy beeping]
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- Please.
- Oh, my God. Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
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♪
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- Think the dad's still in the picture?
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[elevator dings]
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♪
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- ♪ I'm a tiger ♪
- ♪ Tiger ♪
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♪ Let me hear you roar ♪
- ♪ Hear me roar ♪
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- ♪ You're a shark ♪
- ♪ Oh yeah ♪
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BOTH:
♪ More ancient than a dinosaur ♪
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- ♪ Flash your cool ID ♪
- ♪ In my corporate suit ♪
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- ♪ And use your electromagnetic snoot ♪
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BOTH: ♪ To make a ton of dough ♪
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- ♪ Then, bro, just waaait ♪
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BOTH:
♪ A female tiger shaaark ♪
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♪ Might wanna mate ♪
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- With you... Just to clarify.
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[breathing heavily]
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- Oh, oh. [muttering] No, no, no.
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- Okay, come on, come on.
- Come on, come on, you can do--
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[indistinct mumbling]
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- Morning, gentlemen.
- Join us, join us.
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Here we go.
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- Okay, you can do it.
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- Come on. Come on, here we go.
- Keep walkin', keep walkin'.
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That's it, dumb-dumb!
[both cheering, laughing]
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- Houston, we have a moron.
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- New conference room.
It's causing mass injuries.
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I could do this all day.
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- Well, I hate to interrupt,
but I have a pretty big update
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on that project we've been discussing.
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- You didn't fuckin' do it, did you?
- I knew he couldn't fuckin' do it.
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- Well... as a matter of fact--
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Bypass that.
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♪ rock music plays ♪
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- Jimmy fucking did it!
- Ah yeah!
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Jimmy likes it like that.
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Ay caramba.
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- What are you doing?
- Dude, what are you doing to him?
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- What?
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[seriously] Nothing. Stop.
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[phones ringing]
- How did you figure this out?
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- He used a point-to-point
tunneling protocol,
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which is a very complicated
and very difficult thing to do
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because he's a genius.
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Tell 'em your SAT score.
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1570 and it should've been a 1600,
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but they had those
two ridiculous analogies.
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- I just messed around for a while.
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- We are taking you out to celebrate.
- Yes.
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- What are we celebrating, fellas?
- Jimmy took down the porn firewall.
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Today is like our very own
Independence Day.
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- Heck yeah!
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- You're not invited, Chris!
- Sounds good!
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[Chris chuckles]
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- Oh! I see nipple. [chuckles]
- Ooh!
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KEVIN: You think you're gonna
have a job on January 1st?
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[scoffs] There's not even
gonna be banks after Y2K.
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There's not even gonna be money.
- We're talkin' total so-- [burps]
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sosial breakdown, man.
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KEVIN: Almost nothing will survive.
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- Tell them about the patch.
Wait until they hear this.
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- You know, there's actually
a pretty simple way to patch
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the code in most legacy systems...
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- They're gonna lose their minds.
Look at 'em.
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- ...and that way, you basically
avoid the Y2K problem altogether.
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- ♪ Who's my smart, smart, smart,
smart, smart, smart, smart, smart ♪
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♪ Loving, kind, and thoughtful baby ♪
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♪ Who's my smart, smart, smart,
smart, smart, smart, smart, smart ♪
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- Yeah, I don't think so, um.
- Mm-mm, no.
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- I looked into it...
There's no solve. We're fucked.
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- Yeah, no, that's probably right, yeah.
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- Why'd you wanna get into banking?
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- I wanna make enough money
to buy a BMW M-Series
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and a penthouse in the Corinthian.
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- Ah, now we're talking.
- Ah... yeah.
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P-house at the Corinth.
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KEVIN: You know, you're never gonna
make that kind of money as an analyst.
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- No, once you're made associate, though.
- Yeah, but promotions aren't until
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year three. At least.
- Right, so...
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what if I wanna get there faster?
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- All right, you wanna
make associate tomorrow?
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Bring in your own business.
CHAD: Mm.
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- Prove you can be an earner.
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You don't kill... you don't eat.
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- Yeah, okay, so, how do
I find my own business?
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- From my experience, you either ask
your friends' dads or your dad's friends.
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KEVIN: All right, but, God, please,
no more talk about work.
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Boys...
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who's it gonna be?
CHAD: Mm.
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- Your bang buddy.
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- Oh.
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Always a tough decision, right?
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How do you guys decide?
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- Tightest shirt.
- Tightest pants.
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♪ light music playing ♪
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[inhales, exhales]
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- Nice pants.
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- Thanks. They're new.
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- Oh, no, he, he died
a few weeks later from the infect--
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[laughing]
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- I'm sorry.
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I, I don't know why I'm-- It's--
- I don't either.
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- It is not funny. It is horrible.
- It's, um-- No, it's really not.
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[both laughing]
It's terrible.
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RENEE: You think you're smooth right now,
whippin' out the toe story?
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No one likes the toe story.
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- Okay, n-- Stop it. Hey, listen to me.
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Not the girl who made fun of you so badly,
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you spent high school
eating lunch huddled on a toilet seat.
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Okay? I'm the guy that
fucked your girlfriend. I know.
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RENEE: She doesn't like you.
She just thinks you're rich.
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- There's nothing wrong with you.
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You're my special little man,
and don't you forget it.
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- You shouldn't be here.
Security! We have an intruder!
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- And let me tell ya, oh, we did it
in every conceivable position.
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ALL:
♪ You don't belong in Manhattan ♪
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♪ You don't belong in Queens ♪
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♪ You don't belong in a three-piece suit ♪
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♪ Or in your cheap-ass jeans ♪
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♪ You're always pretendin',
always tryna blend in ♪
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♪ Anywhere you go is wrong ♪
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♪ 'Cause you don't belong,
you don't belong ♪
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♪ You don't belong,
you don't belon-guh ♪
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LINDSAY: Where'd you go?
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- Oh, no, I was just
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nowhere.
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- You don't have to listen
to them... you know?
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- Listen to who?
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- All the... noise in your head.
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I've started to realize,
recently, it's not always the truth.
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Never mind, sorry. Don't listen to me.
I, I don't know what I'm saying.
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I'm just-- Just ignore me.
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ALL:
♪ You don't belong in Manhattan ♪
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- ♪ Who's my smart ♪
- I'm really drunk.
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- ♪ You're a tiger ♪
LINDSAY: I'm so sorry.
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- Sure, yeah.
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[all singing simultaneously]
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- Actually...
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I'm not... drunk... at all.
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And, and I am trying to apologize less
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and say what I want more.
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And
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right now, what I really
want is to kiss you.
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So... would that be okay?
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- Yes.
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That would be--
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Yeah.
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♪ light music playing ♪
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♪
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[inaudible]
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[heart beating]
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LINDSAY: Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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- I'm sorry, um.
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[crying] Shit.
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I have to go.
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I'm sorry.
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[elevator dings]
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- Hey.
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You're home late.
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- Did the real bankers
finally let you go out with them?
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[TV playing]
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- I am a real banker, actually.
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[laughs]
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- Show your brother some respect.
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[burps]
Hey.
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[Diego chuckling]
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[dog panting]
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[sighs]
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[dog whimpers]
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- Come on. Yogurt.
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- ♪ You're a tiger shaaark ♪
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I'm not angry.
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I'm just really fuckin' disappointed.
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[Orson sighs]
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[phones ringing]
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- I'm just so proud of you, sweetheart.
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You are doing the right thing.
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A nice girl always says she's sorry,
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whether it's her fault or not.
- Well, I-I didn't come here
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to say I'm sorry.
I didn't do anything wrong.
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- Aside from mangling his man parts
until he quite literally wept.
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- I'm just here to make sure he's okay.
248
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That's it.
249
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[exhales]
250
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- Random Lindsay?
251
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- Uh, I was looking for... Jimmy.
252
00:15:57,125 --> 00:15:59,127
- Uh-huh... You two bang or what?
253
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Jimmy, Jimmy.
MIGUEL: Yeah.
254
00:16:02,422 --> 00:16:06,051
- Hey, buddy, you have a visitor.
255
00:16:08,511 --> 00:16:13,767
- You know, for some reason,
she thought my office was your office.
256
00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:17,812
Gonna have to give me the scoop
on that one later, bruh.
257
00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:27,239
- What's up?
258
00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:28,698
- "What's up?"
259
00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:32,202
So, you, uh, you told
your friends what happened?
260
00:16:32,202 --> 00:16:37,707
- No. No, they saw us leave together.
- Hm, so this, this is your... office?
261
00:16:37,707 --> 00:16:40,168
Why did I think you worked down the hall?
262
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,962
- Well, I think you'd have to admit,
263
00:16:41,962 --> 00:16:44,172
I never explicitly said
that that office was mine.
264
00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:46,841
- Oh, would I? Would I have to admit that?
265
00:16:46,841 --> 00:16:49,386
- He's an analyst. A baby banker.
266
00:16:49,386 --> 00:16:51,888
Sorry, I've been listening in.
I'll, I'll go now.
267
00:16:51,888 --> 00:16:53,223
- Hey, maybe, maybe we should...
LINDSAY: Sor-- Hang on.
268
00:16:53,223 --> 00:16:54,808
- ...talk somewhere else?
- Why does this say "Miguel"?
269
00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:59,312
- That's my name.
- Oh.
270
00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:02,524
Nice. Are there any other lies
I should know about or?
271
00:17:02,524 --> 00:17:05,569
- All right, look, I don't know
what you thought last night was,
272
00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:07,862
but I'm not really
in a place for a relationship.
273
00:17:08,238 --> 00:17:11,700
- A relationship?
You, you think I want a relationship?
274
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:12,701
- Well,
275
00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:15,370
I mean... you brought cupcakes.
276
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:17,664
- [laughs] Yeah, 'cause I was concerned.
277
00:17:17,664 --> 00:17:20,417
You ran out of the office last night
with your pants off, sobbing.
278
00:17:20,417 --> 00:17:22,127
- Okay--
KEVIN: Wait, what did you just say?
279
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:24,462
Uh, sorry, I really am gonna leave now.
280
00:17:24,462 --> 00:17:26,214
- All right, let's definitely
talk somewhere else.
281
00:17:26,214 --> 00:17:28,133
The kitchen is right--
- Wanna know the worst part about it?
282
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,886
I, actually, had an orgasm.
283
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:34,598
Yeah, my first orgasm
that I've ever had with anyone else.
284
00:17:34,598 --> 00:17:36,725
And I have been so screwed up
in my head wondering,
285
00:17:36,725 --> 00:17:39,352
"Oh, did I have it
even though he was crying,
286
00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:41,938
or did I have it...
because he was crying?"
287
00:17:43,690 --> 00:17:45,901
- Which one was it?
- I don't know!
288
00:17:47,444 --> 00:17:50,989
All I know is that I am sick
and tired of everyone telling me
289
00:17:50,989 --> 00:17:53,033
what I'm supposed to do
and who I'm supposed to be
290
00:17:53,033 --> 00:17:54,868
because I know exactly who I am.
291
00:17:54,868 --> 00:17:57,787
I'm a New Yorker
and I don't give an "s" about "s"!
292
00:17:57,787 --> 00:17:59,789
[people gasping]
PERSON: Oh my...
293
00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,335
- Can you make him leave?
294
00:18:03,335 --> 00:18:04,961
- It's my cubicle.
295
00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,172
- I'm only here
to make sure no one is dead
296
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:08,924
or needs to be rushed to a hospital.
297
00:18:08,924 --> 00:18:11,343
- You look A-okay to me,
random Lindso.
298
00:18:11,885 --> 00:18:13,720
EMT:
But you should be monitored every hour
299
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,680
for the next 12 hours for a concussion.
300
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:17,515
Do you have family
you can call to come get you?
301
00:18:17,515 --> 00:18:20,518
- They live in Vermont.
EMT: A friend?
302
00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:31,321
- Can you tell me what day it is?
- Oh, my God.
303
00:18:31,321 --> 00:18:33,573
- Can you?
- Still Friday.
304
00:18:33,573 --> 00:18:36,117
Just like it was when you
asked me five minutes ago.
305
00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:37,285
- Current president?
306
00:18:37,285 --> 00:18:38,495
- Still Clinton.
307
00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:41,915
- And... how do you feel about me?
308
00:18:42,457 --> 00:18:44,542
- Still unfavorably.
[Miguel chuckles]
309
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:45,835
- Yeah, you seem fine.
310
00:18:45,835 --> 00:18:50,465
- Okay... Thank you so much.
This is good. I'm good. Goodbye.
311
00:18:51,091 --> 00:18:52,676
- This is your building?
312
00:18:52,676 --> 00:18:53,843
- It is not.
313
00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:57,305
- You don't want me to know
which building's yours?
314
00:18:58,181 --> 00:18:59,849
- That's correct, yes.
315
00:18:59,849 --> 00:19:01,726
- All right, well,
why don't I get your number
316
00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:03,562
and that way
I can give you a call in an hour
317
00:19:03,562 --> 00:19:04,729
and make sure you're okay.
318
00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:06,273
- You don't have to do that.
319
00:19:06,273 --> 00:19:08,900
I have a roommate.
- Well, I'd like to call anyway.
320
00:19:09,776 --> 00:19:10,902
I feel bad.
321
00:19:10,902 --> 00:19:12,153
- For being an asshole?
322
00:19:13,113 --> 00:19:17,534
- For... being not
entirely forthright about certain things
323
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:20,453
which I should have been...
forthright about.
324
00:19:20,453 --> 00:19:21,913
- So, for being an asshole?
325
00:19:22,372 --> 00:19:23,373
- Sure.
326
00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:25,709
[sighs]
327
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:32,340
[phone ringing]
328
00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:35,176
- Hello?
329
00:19:35,176 --> 00:19:36,428
- Still conscious?
330
00:19:36,970 --> 00:19:38,513
- Apparently.
331
00:19:38,513 --> 00:19:41,600
- That's good...
I'll talk to you in an hour.
332
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:44,978
- You know, you don't have to do this
to try to prove you're a good guy.
333
00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:49,774
- I think you already know I'm a good guy.
334
00:19:54,738 --> 00:19:56,740
[phone ringing]
335
00:20:03,872 --> 00:20:06,082
- Since you refuse to stop calling me,
336
00:20:08,084 --> 00:20:09,920
can I ask you something?
- Okay.
337
00:20:11,171 --> 00:20:13,381
LINDSAY:
Why do your friends call you Jimmy?
338
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:15,634
- Um...
339
00:20:17,135 --> 00:20:18,553
my last name is Jimenez,
340
00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:21,139
but the guys at work all think
it's pronounced Gym-en-ez,
341
00:20:21,139 --> 00:20:23,808
and it all just started from there.
342
00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:26,019
- And that doesn't bother you?
343
00:20:27,229 --> 00:20:29,648
- No. It's just a nickname.
344
00:20:31,149 --> 00:20:32,400
- Okay.
345
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,779
- Okay? I'll, um...
I'll talk to you in an hour.
346
00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,281
[phone ringing]
347
00:20:43,411 --> 00:20:47,249
Hey, uh, I never really found out
what kind of novels you write.
348
00:20:51,002 --> 00:20:53,004
- Well, [sighs]
349
00:20:53,713 --> 00:20:57,342
technically, I... haven't
written a novel yet,
350
00:20:57,342 --> 00:20:59,761
but I have a lot of ideas for one.
351
00:21:01,137 --> 00:21:02,138
- So,
352
00:21:03,098 --> 00:21:04,099
not a big deal,
353
00:21:04,099 --> 00:21:08,311
but when you accused me
of lying about my job,
354
00:21:09,479 --> 00:21:13,316
being a novelist versus
being someone with ideas for a novel,
355
00:21:13,316 --> 00:21:16,528
that's a pretty--
- A pretty arbitrary distinction
356
00:21:16,528 --> 00:21:18,154
when you think about it, yes.
357
00:21:18,154 --> 00:21:20,156
[phone ringing]
358
00:21:20,532 --> 00:21:22,534
- I used to work in video games.
359
00:21:22,909 --> 00:21:25,954
For a tiny independent studio.
- Why'd you stop?
360
00:21:26,329 --> 00:21:27,414
- I grew up.
361
00:21:27,414 --> 00:21:33,044
- My whole life, I've always been...
the sweet girl... the nice girl.
362
00:21:33,044 --> 00:21:35,714
- The person who yelled at me today
didn't seem particularly nice.
363
00:21:35,714 --> 00:21:37,132
- Thank you for saying that.
364
00:21:37,132 --> 00:21:38,717
- I'm savin' up to buy my own place.
365
00:21:38,717 --> 00:21:39,926
- Favorite song?
366
00:21:40,218 --> 00:21:41,428
MIGUEL: "Brown Eyed Girl."
367
00:21:41,428 --> 00:21:43,430
Uh, [laughs]
368
00:21:44,764 --> 00:21:47,475
Okay, that was truly embarrassing.
369
00:21:48,018 --> 00:21:50,145
I didn't really love high school,
to be honest.
370
00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:52,439
JORGE [on extension]:
Hey, you on the phone?
371
00:21:52,439 --> 00:21:53,982
- Yes, please hang up.
372
00:21:53,982 --> 00:21:54,900
JORGE: I'm goin' to bed.
373
00:21:55,525 --> 00:21:56,359
- Okay.
374
00:21:57,986 --> 00:21:58,987
Thank you, good night.
375
00:21:58,987 --> 00:21:59,988
JORGE: Love you, Mig.
376
00:21:59,988 --> 00:22:01,323
[Jorge hangs up]
377
00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:02,741
- Was that your dad?
378
00:22:02,741 --> 00:22:04,367
- Did you always wanna be a writer?
379
00:22:04,367 --> 00:22:05,952
- I did for a while.
380
00:22:05,952 --> 00:22:09,331
But... then I just kinda gave it up.
381
00:22:09,331 --> 00:22:10,165
- How come?
382
00:22:10,165 --> 00:22:14,211
- I think I always knew
I had something to say,
383
00:22:14,211 --> 00:22:15,837
but I was
384
00:22:16,463 --> 00:22:19,090
just afraid no one wanted to hear it.
385
00:22:19,758 --> 00:22:21,218
- That's sad.
386
00:22:21,218 --> 00:22:22,219
Biggest fear?
387
00:22:22,219 --> 00:22:24,429
- I guess that I really
388
00:22:25,597 --> 00:22:29,809
am the person that everyone thinks I am.
389
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:32,896
What about you?
390
00:22:34,606 --> 00:22:35,607
- Um...
391
00:22:36,608 --> 00:22:38,610
the woods. [chuckles]
392
00:22:39,444 --> 00:22:40,946
Spooky woods.
393
00:22:40,946 --> 00:22:42,948
Yeah, I hate that.
394
00:22:44,241 --> 00:22:46,243
And not succeeding.
395
00:22:46,576 --> 00:22:48,203
Not succeeding and
396
00:22:52,415 --> 00:22:54,626
people just thinking I'm nothing.
397
00:22:57,587 --> 00:22:59,214
- I know what you mean.
398
00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:01,258
♪ pensive music playing ♪
399
00:23:02,259 --> 00:23:06,012
♪ You're a decision ♪
400
00:23:06,012 --> 00:23:09,015
♪ You are a game ♪
401
00:23:09,766 --> 00:23:12,978
♪ You're a temptation ♪
402
00:23:12,978 --> 00:23:16,606
♪ I don't know how to name ♪
403
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:19,776
♪ You are a door ♪
404
00:23:19,776 --> 00:23:24,406
♪ I'm not sure I should walk through ♪
405
00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:27,909
♪ 'Cause who am I ♪
406
00:23:28,827 --> 00:23:33,039
♪ And who are you ♪
407
00:23:34,332 --> 00:23:36,334
♪
408
00:23:40,255 --> 00:23:43,091
- ♪ You're unexpected ♪
409
00:23:44,134 --> 00:23:46,761
♪ You're undefined ♪
410
00:23:48,054 --> 00:23:50,473
♪ What do I want ♪
411
00:23:50,473 --> 00:23:55,103
♪ I'm not used to flying blind ♪
412
00:23:55,478 --> 00:23:58,690
♪ You crack me open ♪
413
00:23:58,690 --> 00:24:02,694
♪ And I am not sure why ♪
414
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:07,032
♪ Who are you ♪
415
00:24:07,032 --> 00:24:10,869
♪ And who am I ♪
416
00:24:10,869 --> 00:24:14,664
BOTH: ♪ You're an illusion ♪
417
00:24:14,664 --> 00:24:18,501
♪ A midnight voice ♪
418
00:24:18,501 --> 00:24:22,547
♪ You are the future or the past ♪
419
00:24:22,547 --> 00:24:26,051
♪ With every choice ♪
420
00:24:26,051 --> 00:24:29,888
♪ I could keep going ♪
421
00:24:29,888 --> 00:24:34,142
♪ But if I dooo ♪
422
00:24:34,142 --> 00:24:37,562
♪ Who am I ♪
423
00:24:37,562 --> 00:24:41,191
♪ And who are you ♪
424
00:24:45,237 --> 00:24:46,655
[phone ringing]
425
00:24:47,322 --> 00:24:48,990
- Hello?
- Hi.
426
00:24:50,450 --> 00:24:51,284
- Hi.
427
00:24:52,077 --> 00:24:53,495
- Star 69.
428
00:24:55,664 --> 00:24:57,874
- Do you wanna maybe
meet up for breakfast?
429
00:24:58,917 --> 00:25:02,546
We could pick a diner...
halfway between us.
430
00:25:07,342 --> 00:25:08,760
- I would love to.
431
00:25:11,846 --> 00:25:15,225
BOTH: ♪ Who am I ♪
432
00:25:15,225 --> 00:25:19,479
♪ And who are you ♪
433
00:25:19,479 --> 00:25:22,899
♪ What is fiction, what's a lie ♪
434
00:25:22,899 --> 00:25:26,653
♪ And what is truuue ♪
435
00:25:26,653 --> 00:25:30,448
♪ Is this hellooo ♪
436
00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:36,454
♪ Is this goodbyeee ♪
437
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:43,086
♪ Who are you ♪
438
00:25:45,755 --> 00:25:48,967
♪ And who am I ♪
439
00:26:03,398 --> 00:26:05,233
[Joan gasps]
440
00:26:06,943 --> 00:26:09,779
- You looove him.
441
00:26:10,196 --> 00:26:12,240
[gasps]
- Wait, what?
442
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:14,159
- I put him at a solid 1.9
443
00:26:14,159 --> 00:26:16,953
on my 10-point
potential serial killer index.
444
00:26:16,953 --> 00:26:18,580
[softly] That's very rare.
445
00:26:19,331 --> 00:26:22,375
- You're gonna make
a very beautiful family together.
446
00:26:22,375 --> 00:26:24,461
We're, we're just having breakfast.
447
00:26:24,461 --> 00:26:28,006
- He's perfect for you.
He's everything you've ever wanted.
448
00:26:29,007 --> 00:26:32,636
- You, you said Ned was perfect.
449
00:26:32,636 --> 00:26:35,513
You, you said Ned
was everything I ever wanted.
450
00:26:35,513 --> 00:26:39,434
- Well, that's because we thought
Miguel was a scary, dangerous
451
00:26:39,434 --> 00:26:41,269
banker sort of person.
452
00:26:41,269 --> 00:26:43,897
But he's not... He's broken.
453
00:26:44,189 --> 00:26:46,233
- In the best possible way.
454
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,613
- He's someone you can take care of.
Someone you can fix.
455
00:26:53,073 --> 00:26:55,325
- I came here to fix myself.
456
00:26:55,951 --> 00:26:58,370
- But you don't really wanna do that.
457
00:26:59,537 --> 00:27:01,164
That's hard.
458
00:27:17,389 --> 00:27:19,391
- Don't... okay?
459
00:27:21,935 --> 00:27:23,436
I know exactly what you're gonna say.
460
00:27:23,436 --> 00:27:25,564
- I wasn't gonna say anything.
- Just enjoying the view.
461
00:27:25,564 --> 00:27:27,983
- I don't know who raised her,
but this is just plain rude.
462
00:27:27,983 --> 00:27:30,485
- Poor Miguel.
Always getting stepped on.
463
00:27:30,485 --> 00:27:32,195
ROSIE: You don't need her.
464
00:27:32,195 --> 00:27:36,324
You don't need anyone. I'm here.
- Okay, that's fuckin' creepy.
465
00:27:36,324 --> 00:27:37,951
WAITER: Can I take your order now?
466
00:27:38,243 --> 00:27:39,369
- Um...
467
00:27:40,412 --> 00:27:43,415
uh, no, let's just give it
a few more minutes.
468
00:27:46,251 --> 00:27:48,253
♪
469
00:27:50,088 --> 00:27:52,299
- You never should've said
"Brown Eyed Girl."
470
00:28:02,642 --> 00:28:03,852
[sighs]
471
00:28:04,603 --> 00:28:06,438
- Well, this is fun.
472
00:28:23,204 --> 00:28:25,498
♪ In all this crazy world ♪
473
00:28:25,498 --> 00:28:29,252
♪ There's one thing I am certain of ♪
474
00:28:29,252 --> 00:28:35,258
♪ For every hour and month
and year that we are here to love ♪
475
00:28:35,258 --> 00:28:38,261
♪ Regardless of how much ♪
476
00:28:38,261 --> 00:28:41,348
♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪
477
00:28:41,348 --> 00:28:47,145
♪ No matter what we suffer throoough ♪
478
00:28:47,145 --> 00:28:50,065
♪ I can never know you ♪
479
00:28:50,065 --> 00:28:54,069
♪ I can never
know you ♪
480
00:28:54,069 --> 00:28:56,279
[singers harmonizing]
481
00:29:01,034 --> 00:29:03,662
♪ "Tiger Shark" playing ♪
482
00:29:15,048 --> 00:29:19,052
MIGUEL: ♪ I'm a tiger ♪
ORSON: ♪ Tiger, let me hear you roar ♪
483
00:29:19,052 --> 00:29:22,138
MIGUEL: ♪ Hear me roar ♪
ORSON: ♪ You're a shark ♪
484
00:29:22,138 --> 00:29:27,143
MIGUEL: ♪ Oh yeah ♪
BOTH: ♪ More ancient than a dinosaur ♪
485
00:29:27,143 --> 00:29:30,230
ORSON: ♪ Flash your cool ID ♪
MIGUEL: ♪ In my corporate suit ♪
486
00:29:30,230 --> 00:29:33,275
ORSON:
♪ And use your electromagnetic snoot ♪
487
00:29:33,275 --> 00:29:35,652
BOTH: ♪ To make a ton of dough ♪
488
00:29:35,652 --> 00:29:39,406
ORSON: ♪ Then, bro, just waaait ♪
489
00:29:39,406 --> 00:29:44,619
BOTH: ♪ A female tiger shaaark ♪
490
00:29:44,619 --> 00:29:46,621
♪ Might wanna mate ♪
491
00:29:56,548 --> 00:29:59,551
[fanfare]