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♪ soft music playing ♪

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Wow. You just got dumped by someone
who you weren't even dating, Linds.

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Let's take a second to think about that.
It's pretty impressive.

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I just don't get it. Wh--

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Everything was going so well.

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In hindsight, maybe
a mistake to rub his nose

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in the fact that you
cavorted with another man

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like a common street whore.

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Jesus Christ, Mom.

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You know, he went home
with somebody else, too.

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TOM: Excuse me.

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He fornicated with one
other partner that he admitted to.

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Who knows the real total?

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That's why I recommend
a comprehensive venereal panel

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as soon as possible.

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Why do I even care, you know?

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The whole point of this
was that it was supposed to be casual.

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Because you love him, Lindsay.

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You've loved him from the moment
his tears fell on those

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blotchy, under-moisturized
cheeks of yours.

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[scoffs] Okay.
Maybe I... like him. A little.

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- Finally, she admits it.
- It's like pulling teeth.

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Hey.

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Remind me, bitch. Why are you here?

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Oh no, Lindsay, not her.

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Did you seriously come
all the way to New York City

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to find a cute little boyfriend?

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Some cubicle-dwelling dweeb
you could snuggle up with

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to watch <i>Party of Five?</i>

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There's no need to drag
the Salinger siblings into this.

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'Cause I thought you
came here to find you.

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To meet bad boys,
and make bad decisions,

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and end up in terrifying situations.

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Maybe not... terrifying, but.

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Okay. Lindsay?
You don't know this person.

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She said a mean thing
to you once about a beverage...

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♪ Your Diet Coke
is oppression in a can ♪

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...and it's become an obsession.

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You don't even know her name.

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Oh yeah? Well, I know her soul.

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- Oh, for God's s--
- Uck!

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- Yuck, Linds.
- The soul is a myth.

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LINDSAY:
You know, I used to see you at parties,

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and you would just be
sitting there in the corner just

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reading Anaïs Nin, and smoking cloves,

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and glaring at everybody.

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Y-You didn't care what anyone thought.

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And that's all I did was care.

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- That's a good thing.
- Look, bitch.

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It's simple, okay?

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Miguel is over.

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Miguel and his nine-to-five,

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Brooks Brothers slow march to the grave,

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which means you have a choice to make.

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♪ alluring music playing ♪

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♪ You could keep cryin'
in your pink party dress ♪

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♪ Stayin' still, keepin' clean,
afraid you'll make a mess ♪

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♪ Or you could do as ya please ♪

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♪ Get a little dirt on those knees ♪

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♪ And when trouble
knocks to come and play ♪

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- ♪ You could say ♪
- ♪ Yes ♪

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♪ Who's afraid of the big, bad girl ♪

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♪ Could it be you, could it be you ♪

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♪ How ‘bout try her on for size ♪

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♪ Give up that good girl compromise ♪

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♪ It could free you, you got to be you ♪

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BOTH: ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Hell yeah ♪

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- You look insane.
- Thank you!

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♪ You could keep chasin'
that ol' bunny down the track ♪

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♪ Runnin' fast, like a dog,
for a pat on the back ♪

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♪ Or you could simply refuse
to run a race set up to lose ♪

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♪ Then you can run a little wild
and go find your pack ♪

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♪ Who's afraid of a bad, bad dog ♪

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♪ Could it be you, could it be you ♪

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♪ Remove those blinders and you might
unleash a bitch who likes to bite ♪

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♪ Collar free you, you've got to be you ♪

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BOTH: ♪ And to the delicate boys
you leave in your wake ♪

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♪ They were broken before,
they're too easy to break ♪

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♪ I am a risk that you miss or you take ♪

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♪ But I'm done bein',
done bein', done bein' fake ♪

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♪ Who's a fan of a badass girl ♪

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♪ Could it be you ♪

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♪ I'm runnin' feral and untamed,
and in the end, I can't be blamed ♪

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♪ For what we do, you got to be you ♪

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BOTH: ♪ Hell yeah, yeah ♪

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♪ Fuck yeah, yeah ♪

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<i>♪ In all this crazy world ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's one thing I am certain of ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For every hour and month
and year that we are here to love ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Regardless of how much ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No matter what we suffer throoough ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can never know you ♪</i>

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[voices harmonizing]

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♪ jazzy music playing ♪

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KEVIN:
This was all my idea, you know?

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Chad told me <i>The Great Gatsby's</i>
Rachel's favorite book.

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I said, "Dude, do a Gatsby-themed
rehearsal dinner at your parents' place

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in Bridgehampton. She'll freak."
MIGUEL: Nice.

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And guess what? She freaked.

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- Wow.
- Yup.

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Oop, there they are... The happy couple.

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I hear they tried to fuck you.

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Uh, you know, I'm getting pretty close
with Squez, the juice company,

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and I think there
might be some legs there.

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Yeah, well, you oughta
talk to Dick about it.

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Because Dick Waltham wants
to hear about an eight-figure deal

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from a second-year analyst?

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Ugh, Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy.

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This weekend?

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That man is not the CFO
of Winnicott Douglass.

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He's just Chad's dad, father of the groom.

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And you are not a second-year analyst.

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You are his son's close friend
and trusted colleague.

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Could you introduce us?

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[scoffs] I could.

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But if you really wanna
impress the old man,

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you'll nut up and do it yourself.

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This is it.

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You are not gonna allow anything
to stand in your way this weekend.

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You march up to that old fucker right now

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- and tell him that--
- Hey... I know that chick.

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♪

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Random Lindsay.

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Miguel.

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What are you doing here?

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- There goes the fuckin' weekend.
- This asshole again? Really?

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I'm here for the wedding.

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For Charles's wedding?

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- You mean Chad?
- I don't know.

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Derek just said it was
his cousin, Charles.

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Who's Derek?

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- Hey.
- Oh, fuck. He's huge.

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This is, um, Derek.

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- Derek, this is Miguel.
- I'm, I'm Miguel. Nice to meet you.

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How long have, uh, you two been dating?

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[scoffs] No, we're not dating.
We don't do labels.

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Yeah... labels are for grocery stores.

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For items... that need labeling.

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DEREK: God, you're amazing.
[Lindsay chuckles]

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Wow, cool. Where are your costumes?

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Like we're gonna dress up
for a fucking costume party.

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- Stop thinking about her.
- I'm not thinking about her.

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Oh, oh, I see another brown person.
You're not the only-- Nope. Waiter.

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I'm not gonna feel weird about that.

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- You already feel weird about that.
- Okay, stop. Look, he belongs here.

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Hey... you belong here, buddy.

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What?

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Oh! There he is. Look alive.

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CHRIS:
Jimmy Jam-A-Rooney.

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- ORSON: Ah, fuck.
- How goes it? So good to see you, bud.

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Hey, Chris.
CHRIS: Heard about your juice biz.

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I think I may have found a client, too.
Nothing as cool as juice, obviously.

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My dad's best friend runs Pringles?
Do you know Pringles?

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This Machiavellian motherfucker!

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- Yeah, Chris, I-I've heard of Pringles.
- Yeah... They're pretty tasty.

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♪

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♪ Well, hello ♪

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♪ Again, you dance into my brain ♪

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[Chris rambling]
♪ Remember last time ♪

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- ♪ All the passion ♪
- 'Scuse me.

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- SINGER: ♪ All the pain ♪
- No, no.

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- SINGER: ♪ You throw me ♪
- No!

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SINGER:
♪ You throw me off my chosen track ♪

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MIGUEL: You changed.

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I... just threw this together.

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- Where's your boyfriend?
- He's not my boyfriend.

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Right. No, I forgot. No labels.

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Like a... grocery store.

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He decided to stay in the room
and work on his writing.

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He's an amazing writer.
CHAD: Hey!

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Who wants to dance
with my beautiful fiancée, huh?

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Oh. Oh, I see someone.

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Uh, do you wanna maybe?

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Okay, sure.

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♪ You're meant to find one day ♪

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♪ And when you meet them ♪

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♪ You know them faster than you should ♪

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♪ And the smallest thing
they do makes you feel ♪
- He seems... great... Derek.

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He's brilliant.

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He just had his second piece
published in the <i>Village Voice.</i>

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About the new politics of grammar.

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Oh... wow.

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See, I'm not even caught up
on the old politics... so.

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♪ What was my life like
before you were there ♪

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You know, you were the one
that said that you wanted to be friends,

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but you didn't, by the way,

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'cause I called you several times
to hang out and... I left messages.

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Guess I just assumed
you didn't really wanna see me.

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Well, I did.
CHAD: Oh yeah!

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Random Lindsay and Jimmy.
Old school, baby.

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SINGER: ♪ Something about you
I already seem to know ♪

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Do you think any of them
actually know your name?

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[Miguel scoffs]

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Honestly, it's anyone's guess.

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SINGER:
♪ Path we're on has only gone for just ♪

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- ♪ A little while ♪
- You're better than all of them.

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SINGER: ♪ Let the rest of it begin ♪
[Miguel chuckles]

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You realize that, right?
SINGER: ♪ I'm with you and I'm all in ♪

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♪ I feel like I've always known you ♪

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♪ I feel like I've always known you ♪
DEREK: Hey.

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I'm here. 'Sup.
LINDSAY: Hey.

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Hey. D-Money has arrived.

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Someone forgot their 1920s attire.

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I am 1920s. I'm a vagrant.

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Have fun.
DEREK: See ya, man.

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You wanna dance?

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No.

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You look beautiful.

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[Dick and guest chatting]

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DICK WALTHAM:
He's just been an absolute standout

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from the second he started.

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Last quarter, especially.
GUEST: Thank you.

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DICK: Anyway, we're so thrilled
you could make it out.

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- Talk to you a little bit later.
- Thank you.

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Mr. Waltham.

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Um, Miguel Jimenez, sir.
Second-year analyst.

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I'm actually a friend of Chad's
and colleague, a trusted colleague.

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Pleasure to meet you.

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Um,

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I don't mean to talk business
on an occasion like this,

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but I just had to tell you--

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I know it's usually a three-year track
from analyst to associate, but, um,

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I'm ready now.

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How do you figure that?

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I'm better than any other
analyst you have.

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[chuckles]

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And...

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I'm on the cusp of securing a major deal

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with an up-and-coming juice company.

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Nantucket Nectars reported
$80 million in sales last year.

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Snapple?

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Had almost 800.

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The company I'm talking with,

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I firmly believe,

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has the potential
to compete with both of 'em.

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[bell ringing]

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Find me later.
We'll talk after dinner.

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Sounds good.

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[guests chattering]

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♪ piano music playing ♪

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[groans] Beef medallions?
This evening could not be more grotesque.

244
00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:16,566
Yeah. I-I didn't even know they
were doing rehearsal dinners anymore.

245
00:14:16,566 --> 00:14:19,945
It's, like, what is it, 1973?

246
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DEREK: Huh, exactly.

247
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How's your children's book?

248
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You said you were gonna
maybe start working on one?

249
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I-I had an idea once that maybe
I would write a, a children's book.

250
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I thought you said you were writing
an existential horror story

251
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about the monstrosity of nature?

252
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Yeah.

253
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As a children's book.

254
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Mmm, what do you do, Miguel?

255
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I work with Chad,
actually, at Winnicott.

256
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[groans] I'm sorry.

257
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Oh, it's just banking, you know, it's--

258
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I mean... you've seen
what it's done to my family.

259
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I guess... not everyone can afford
to be a writer for the <i>Village Voice.</i>

260
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Well,

261
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cultural critic and predatory capitalist

262
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aren't the only extant
career paths available.

263
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Where is it you bank, Derek?
[Derek scoffs]

264
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I don't have that kinda money.

265
00:15:21,006 --> 00:15:22,841
No, sorry, I meant your trust fund.

266
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- He doesn't have a trust fund.
- N-- Well, no, no, no. It's--

267
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Look, my, my parents set one up for me,

268
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but, uh... yeah, I don't control it.

269
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No, right. You just use it to...
fund your writerly lifestyle.

270
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[chuckles]

271
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♪ Have you seen this baby genius ♪

272
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♪ He'll bring you such joy ♪

273
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♪ He's my smart, smart,
smart, smart, smart ♪

274
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You have any cocaine here?

275
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Somewhere in the house?

276
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- MIGUEL: Hm.
- Gentlemen, we're, uh,

277
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headed to the cabin for some cigars.

278
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You in?

279
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Dick asked to make sure
you were there, Jimmy.

280
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Then I guess I have
to be there, don't I?

281
00:16:06,009 --> 00:16:10,680
Hey, wait, I'm sorry.
So, is your name Miguel or is it Jimmy?

282
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- That's just a nickname.
- It's because of his last name:

283
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Gym-en-ez.

284
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:17,479
Um, so then wouldn't it
be pronounced "Jimenez"?

285
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It, it doesn't matter, all right?

286
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- Cigars.
- No, it does matter, though,

287
00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:23,902
because this guy right here
is actually being pretty racist.

288
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- Derek, I-I don't think it's right--
- Is it, is it racist?

289
00:16:26,696 --> 00:16:28,865
- Am, am I, am I racist?
- N-No. No, you're not--

290
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Yeah, bro, very racist.
I'm sorry, Miguel.

291
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Man, if I were you,
I'd be standing up for myself.

292
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What he's doing, it's not right.

293
00:16:34,663 --> 00:16:36,581
You actually have no idea
what you're talkin' about,

294
00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:39,584
so why don't you
just shut the fuck up, Derek?

295
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,503
Whoa.

296
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DICK: Everything okay here?

297
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Yeah... Yeah, no, everything's,
um, everything's fine.

298
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We're heading over to the cabin.

299
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Right?

300
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Maybe you should take a walk instead.

301
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Cool down.

302
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Walk with me.

303
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Hey... I was just tryna help.

304
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LINDSAY: Miguel.

305
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Miguel... Miguel, will you stop?

306
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Look, I'm sorry for what
happened in there, okay?

307
00:17:18,498 --> 00:17:21,334
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry your boyfriend's an asshole.

308
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He's not my boyfriend.

309
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What happened to you?

310
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Because the Lindsay I knew
was excited about everything.

311
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In love with everything.

312
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This is who I've always been.

313
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This is exactly the person
that I've always wanted to be.

314
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Wow. Congratulations, then.
That must be really nice.

315
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You don't get to dump me

316
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and then just show up
three months later and start--

317
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Dump you?

318
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You were the one who didn't
even wanna be in a relationship.

319
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- You wanted casual.
- No, you said you wanted casual.

320
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Because I knew that's
what you wanted me to say.

321
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You said that you wanted
to be friends. You ended it.

322
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I ended things because I was terrified
I was falling in love with you!

323
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♪ light music playing ♪

324
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That's when I thought I knew you.

325
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And this person now? I don't know her.

326
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I don't know her at all.

327
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Were you really falling in love with me?

328
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I have to go.

329
00:18:37,994 --> 00:18:40,830
- Why did I say that?
- She tricked you. Again.

330
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Just like with the crying.

331
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You need to focus the fuck up.

332
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Get your head outta your ass
and back in the game.

333
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Let's go find that cabin,
you walk in, you drop to your knees,

334
00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:51,550
- and you grovel.
- Are you joking? It is too late for that.

335
00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:57,180
You did the only thing, the one thing
you are not supposed to do:

336
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you scared them.

337
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The next time you see those men,

338
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you tell them exactly what
Mrs. Woodruff told your father and me

339
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at your third grade
parent-teacher conference.

340
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[branch snaps]

341
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ORSON: The... fuck was that?

342
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What she said was,
"Mr. and Mrs. Jimenez"...

343
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- Oh, my God.
- ..."your son is gonna be President

344
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of the United States someday."

345
00:19:19,286 --> 00:19:22,038
Okay? That's the kind of brilliance
we're talking about here.

346
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She was talking about me
running for student council.

347
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ROSIE: As a stepping stone.

348
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[all yelling]

349
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What an arrogant,
self-righteous butt wipe.

350
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He's like Pedro on <i>The Real World,</i>
if all Pedro did was yell at Puck

351
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for putting his finger
in his peanut butter.

352
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,226
Whoa... you're siding with Puck?

353
00:19:43,226 --> 00:19:44,644
Uh, yeah.

354
00:19:45,061 --> 00:19:46,897
Miguel never got you.

355
00:19:46,897 --> 00:19:48,732
Not like I do.

356
00:19:48,732 --> 00:19:50,358
Not like Derek does.

357
00:19:58,158 --> 00:20:02,287
You're a badass bitch
just like me who doesn't give a fuck.

358
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But

359
00:20:04,039 --> 00:20:06,875
- I do give a fuck.
- Mm-mm.

360
00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,502
I give a lotta fucks, actually.

361
00:20:10,337 --> 00:20:13,965
You don't know me at all,
and I-I don't know you.

362
00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:16,301
My mom was right.
I-I don't even know your name.

363
00:20:16,301 --> 00:20:18,720
It's Liz... probably.

364
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,805
I don't think I wanna
be friends with you anymore.

365
00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:23,308
We were never friends.

366
00:20:24,017 --> 00:20:25,227
Exactly.

367
00:20:26,561 --> 00:20:28,772
DEREK: I wanna trust you.

368
00:20:28,772 --> 00:20:31,066
I'm just so scared you're gonna hurt me.

369
00:20:32,651 --> 00:20:35,153
- Ah, ah! Wh--
- I don't know what happened.

370
00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:39,616
We got to the cabin,
and Chad and Kevin asked

371
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if I wanna try something really fun,

372
00:20:41,034 --> 00:20:43,411
so of course I said yes
because I like really fun stuff.

373
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They blindfolded me, put me in the suit,

374
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:48,250
shoved a ghost pepper in my mouth,
and told me to run like the wind,

375
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and if I stopped running,
even for a second,

376
00:20:49,876 --> 00:20:50,961
they said they would know,

377
00:20:50,961 --> 00:20:52,337
and I would have to swallow
the ghost pepper--

378
00:20:52,337 --> 00:20:55,423
Was, was Miguel--
I mean, did you see Miguel down there?

379
00:20:55,423 --> 00:20:58,009
He never showed up... Lucky bastard.

380
00:20:59,469 --> 00:21:00,679
Miguel?

381
00:21:01,054 --> 00:21:02,305
Miguel?!

382
00:21:04,182 --> 00:21:05,392
Miguel?!

383
00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:08,311
Miguel?!
MIGUEL: Lindsay!

384
00:21:08,895 --> 00:21:09,729
Miguel?!

385
00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:11,815
Hey. Hi.

386
00:21:12,816 --> 00:21:13,858
You came to find me.

387
00:21:13,858 --> 00:21:16,820
Well, yeah. You, you told me
you were afraid of the woods.

388
00:21:17,529 --> 00:21:19,072
You remembered that?

389
00:21:19,072 --> 00:21:20,282
Of course.

390
00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:22,826
I don't wanna scare you,

391
00:21:22,826 --> 00:21:25,245
but there's a bear...
somewhere around here.

392
00:21:25,245 --> 00:21:26,371
Hey,

393
00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:27,998
he went home.

394
00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:30,750
Come on, let's go.

395
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♪

396
00:21:38,133 --> 00:21:40,135
<i>♪ Well, hello ♪</i>

397
00:21:41,595 --> 00:21:45,432
<i>♪ Again, you dance into my brain ♪</i>

398
00:21:45,432 --> 00:21:48,435
<i>♪ Remember last time ♪</i>

399
00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:53,231
<i>♪ All the passion, all the pain ♪</i>

400
00:21:53,231 --> 00:21:55,233
MIGUEL: <i>♪ You throw me ♪</i>

401
00:21:56,109 --> 00:21:59,738
<i>♪ You throw me off my chosen track ♪</i>

402
00:22:00,655 --> 00:22:06,661
<i>♪ And every time I dance away,
you keep on dancing back ♪</i>

403
00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:10,790
BOTH:
<i>♪ I don't know who you think you are ♪</i>

404
00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:14,502
<i>♪ No one's like you near or far ♪</i>

405
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:20,508
<i>♪ But I feel like I've always known you ♪</i>

406
00:22:25,347 --> 00:22:27,349
<i>♪ Did we meet ♪</i>

407
00:22:29,017 --> 00:22:33,063
<i>♪ In some lifetime long ago ♪</i>

408
00:22:33,063 --> 00:22:36,274
<i>♪ There's something about you ♪</i>

409
00:22:36,274 --> 00:22:40,320
<i>♪ I already seem to know ♪</i>

410
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:44,032
<i>♪ I've always known the way ♪</i>

411
00:22:44,032 --> 00:22:47,202
<i>♪ You speak, the way you smile ♪</i>

412
00:22:47,202 --> 00:22:49,454
<i>♪ Though this path we're on ♪</i>

413
00:22:49,454 --> 00:22:54,668
<i>♪ Has only gone for just a little while ♪</i>

414
00:22:56,336 --> 00:22:59,923
<i>♪ Let the rest of it begin ♪</i>

415
00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:03,635
<i>♪ I'm with you and I'm all in ♪</i>

416
00:23:03,635 --> 00:23:07,681
LINDSAY:
<i>♪ And I feel like I've always known you ♪</i>

417
00:23:07,681 --> 00:23:11,393
MIGUEL:
<i>♪ I feel like I've always known you ♪</i>

418
00:23:11,393 --> 00:23:15,021
LINDSAY: <i>♪ I feel like I've always ♪</i>

419
00:23:15,021 --> 00:23:21,027
BOTH:
♪ I feel like I've always known you ♪

420
00:23:26,324 --> 00:23:29,536
[out of breath] Hey, guys...
Have you seen a bear?

421
00:23:29,536 --> 00:23:32,414
'Bout yea high?
Ghost pepper in his mouth?

422
00:23:33,081 --> 00:23:35,083
Things got pretty crazy at the cabin.

423
00:23:36,418 --> 00:23:37,419
Oh, wait.

424
00:23:38,503 --> 00:23:40,130
Were you about to bone?

425
00:23:40,714 --> 00:23:42,716
♪

426
00:24:02,569 --> 00:24:04,571
♪

427
00:24:34,809 --> 00:24:37,812
[fanfare]