1
00:00:01,670 --> 00:00:04,089
♪ In all this crazy world ♪
2
00:00:04,089 --> 00:00:07,884
♪ There's one thing I am certain of ♪
3
00:00:07,884 --> 00:00:13,890
♪ For every hour and month
and year that we are here to love ♪
4
00:00:13,890 --> 00:00:16,893
♪ Regardless of how much ♪
5
00:00:16,893 --> 00:00:19,896
♪ We talk, we tell, we touch ♪
6
00:00:19,896 --> 00:00:25,735
♪ No matter what we suffer thorough ♪
7
00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:31,741
- ♪ I can never know you ♪
- ♪ I can never know you ♪
8
00:00:31,741 --> 00:00:34,369
[voices harmonizing]
9
00:00:43,461 --> 00:00:44,754
Excuse me.
10
00:00:44,754 --> 00:00:48,967
I really hope Derek didn't mess
things up for you. With your job?
11
00:00:48,967 --> 00:00:50,594
No, not at all.
12
00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:53,805
I'll make it up to them
once I land this client.
13
00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:59,436
- Is, um, is this the juice guy?
- Yeah.
14
00:00:59,436 --> 00:01:02,606
I just have to put together
a good investor presentation,
15
00:01:02,606 --> 00:01:04,983
and, and if he likes it, then--
16
00:01:05,275 --> 00:01:06,902
Free juice for life?
17
00:01:07,611 --> 00:01:10,280
Free juice for life.
[both chuckling]
18
00:01:14,534 --> 00:01:18,246
I had a really great time
with you... this weekend.
19
00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,247
Me too.
20
00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:23,877
And I'm really grateful
that you said what you said
21
00:01:24,628 --> 00:01:30,175
because I wasn't brave enough
to be the first one to say it.
22
00:01:30,175 --> 00:01:34,387
Now, I kind of feel like we could
tell each other anything,
23
00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:38,934
and that's... really cool.
24
00:01:38,934 --> 00:01:41,228
You can't trust anything she says.
Proven fact.
25
00:01:41,228 --> 00:01:45,023
You should never have been
the first one to say... the thing.
26
00:01:45,023 --> 00:01:48,026
- "I love you."
- We don't have to repeat it.
27
00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:49,778
You're rushing into this.
28
00:01:50,612 --> 00:01:53,031
- What're you thinkin' about?
- Nothing.
29
00:01:53,031 --> 00:01:54,866
ORSON: Now she knows
how fuckin' weak you are.
30
00:01:54,866 --> 00:01:57,494
Nothing at all? Just... no thoughts?
31
00:01:57,494 --> 00:02:00,747
- ORSON: Oh, she's gonna eat you alive!
- Just blank.
32
00:02:00,747 --> 00:02:02,332
- Hm.
- Yeah.
33
00:02:02,916 --> 00:02:05,752
Seriously... I'm, I'm good.
34
00:02:08,046 --> 00:02:11,049
♪ uptempo music playing ♪
35
00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:15,762
I'm not rushing into anything.
36
00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:18,765
I know exactly what I'm doing.
37
00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:20,767
♪
38
00:02:26,147 --> 00:02:30,402
♪ Fallin' in love does not have to hurt ♪
39
00:02:30,402 --> 00:02:34,573
♪ Don't try too hard or overexert ♪
40
00:02:34,573 --> 00:02:38,410
♪ Savor the sun, stay out of the rain ♪
41
00:02:38,410 --> 00:02:42,622
♪ That's falling in love without pain ♪
42
00:02:42,622 --> 00:02:44,624
♪
43
00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:53,216
♪ Fallin' in love is easy as pie ♪
44
00:02:53,216 --> 00:02:57,095
♪ Don't go too low
and don't get too high ♪
45
00:02:57,095 --> 00:03:01,099
♪ Share a good time
without baring your soul ♪
46
00:03:01,099 --> 00:03:05,729
♪ That's falling in love in control ♪
47
00:03:06,771 --> 00:03:08,773
♪
48
00:03:14,946 --> 00:03:20,952
♪ Poets and rockstars
and every Valentine's card ♪
49
00:03:22,871 --> 00:03:28,877
♪ They all sing of leaping
or hurtling or falling too hard ♪
50
00:03:30,712 --> 00:03:33,340
♪ Yeah, well, that's one way to do it ♪
51
00:03:33,340 --> 00:03:35,133
♪ But having been through it ♪
52
00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:40,513
♪ I'd like to keep one hand on guard ♪
53
00:03:40,513 --> 00:03:44,726
♪ ‘Cause falling in love
is like placing a bet ♪
54
00:03:44,726 --> 00:03:48,813
♪ How much you put in
affects how much you get ♪
55
00:03:48,813 --> 00:03:53,026
♪ I've been burned before,
so this time I'll choose ♪
56
00:03:53,026 --> 00:03:57,822
♪ To only put in
what I'm willing to lose ♪
57
00:03:57,822 --> 00:04:03,245
♪ Low stakes, no mess,
and I guess I'm okay ♪
58
00:04:03,245 --> 00:04:06,873
♪ With fallin' in love ♪
59
00:04:07,540 --> 00:04:11,461
♪ Falling in love ♪
60
00:04:11,753 --> 00:04:15,966
♪ Falling in love ♪
61
00:04:16,341 --> 00:04:19,844
♪ Halfway ♪
62
00:04:19,844 --> 00:04:21,846
♪
63
00:04:36,403 --> 00:04:37,821
Everything all right?
64
00:04:38,196 --> 00:04:40,949
Uh, yeah.
I'm just feeling a little stuck.
65
00:04:40,949 --> 00:04:44,119
I've been tryna figure out the ending
of this book for two weeks now.
66
00:04:44,119 --> 00:04:47,455
I could help... if you let me read it.
67
00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,749
I don't want you to see
any of it until it's actually--
68
00:04:49,749 --> 00:04:52,460
- Until it's perfect?
- No.
69
00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:55,797
Mediocre is what
I was going for, actually.
70
00:04:55,797 --> 00:04:58,258
Hey... you know you don't have to go.
71
00:04:58,258 --> 00:05:01,219
[sighs] I have
the presentation tomorrow,
72
00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:04,431
and I've already spent the night
three nights this week, so.
73
00:05:04,806 --> 00:05:07,809
Huh... didn't realize
you were keeping count.
74
00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,478
Okay. I was joking.
75
00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:15,108
How 'bout I, uh, give you a call tomorrow?
76
00:05:20,322 --> 00:05:21,948
- Bye.
- Bye.
77
00:05:21,948 --> 00:05:23,575
[door closes]
78
00:05:25,535 --> 00:05:27,162
[door opens]
79
00:05:28,455 --> 00:05:31,458
[footsteps thumping]
[rummaging]
80
00:05:35,128 --> 00:05:37,339
Ah! What's going on?!
81
00:05:37,339 --> 00:05:39,841
Get your shit! We have to go. Right now.
82
00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,594
- Dave's back.
- Who-who's Dave?
83
00:05:42,594 --> 00:05:45,430
Dave lives here. He owns this place.
84
00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:48,475
- I didn't know we were subletting.
- We aren't.
85
00:05:48,475 --> 00:05:50,477
Where the fuck is my diaphragm?
86
00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:56,107
It never felt like an illegal squat,
but I guess that's neither here nor there.
87
00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:58,568
Yeah, squatting's sort of
independent of your feelings.
88
00:05:58,568 --> 00:06:01,404
I-I promise I'm gonna start looking
for my own place right away.
89
00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:02,906
There's no rush.
90
00:06:02,906 --> 00:06:06,243
- Wow! Your room is so cute.
- Thanks.
91
00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:08,036
Uh, that wasn't a compliment, dude.
92
00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:10,705
Yeah. No woman wants to fuck
a grown man with a cute bedroom.
93
00:06:10,705 --> 00:06:14,668
You need to get her the fuck outta here
before she sees all your humiliating shit.
94
00:06:14,668 --> 00:06:18,088
Ah... this must be the infamous Yogurt.
95
00:06:18,088 --> 00:06:19,673
- Hi! Oh! Oh, my God!
- No, no. I wouldn't--
96
00:06:19,673 --> 00:06:21,299
Yeah.
[growling]
97
00:06:21,299 --> 00:06:23,385
- Good boy.
- Yeah, he's not great with people.
98
00:06:23,385 --> 00:06:26,346
- Hey, it's okay. You're okay.
- Sorry.
99
00:06:26,721 --> 00:06:27,722
MIGUEL: There you go.
100
00:06:27,722 --> 00:06:30,183
What's this?
Like a little inspiration wall?
101
00:06:31,393 --> 00:06:33,728
- Uh--
- Yeah, I'm dyin' to hear
you explain this shit.
102
00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:36,314
No, tho-those are
just pictures that I, um...
103
00:06:36,314 --> 00:06:38,316
- ORSON: You what?
- ...that I found.
104
00:06:38,316 --> 00:06:42,237
Yeah, I, I just-- I like, I like
the way they look together, so I--
105
00:06:42,237 --> 00:06:43,863
Is that an office?
106
00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:46,658
That's the Corinthian.
107
00:06:47,826 --> 00:06:51,955
- It's, um, it's a condo.
- It's kinda sterile.
108
00:06:51,955 --> 00:06:54,124
Well, it has great amenities.
109
00:06:54,124 --> 00:06:55,542
- What, what are these?
- Oh, great!
110
00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:57,335
She found your dungeons and dork shit.
111
00:06:57,335 --> 00:06:58,879
Uh--
ORSON: Fuck!
112
00:06:58,879 --> 00:07:02,173
Those are just from... my old job.
113
00:07:02,173 --> 00:07:04,175
I drew them.
ORSON: Game over, man!
114
00:07:04,175 --> 00:07:06,094
You, you drew these?
115
00:07:06,094 --> 00:07:08,763
Yeah, I, I thought I told you
I worked in video games.
116
00:07:08,763 --> 00:07:13,101
Yeah, uh, but I just assumed you did,
like, video game finances or something.
117
00:07:13,101 --> 00:07:15,478
I... I didn't know you were an artist.
118
00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:18,440
Well, it-it's not actually art.
That's just what they call it.
119
00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,816
- But it's--
- I love this guy.
120
00:07:19,816 --> 00:07:24,321
Oh, no, no! She found the wizard.
Ah, there's no goin' back from this.
121
00:07:24,321 --> 00:07:26,781
What's his name?
BOTH: Cyprian.
122
00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:28,199
And he's a wizard?
123
00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:32,078
A sixth-level sorcerer
with ninth-level powers of necromancy.
124
00:07:32,078 --> 00:07:35,332
He's-- Yeah, he's basically a wizard.
125
00:07:35,332 --> 00:07:38,960
You never told me about any of this.
I didn't even know you drew.
126
00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:41,338
Well... it was a long time ago.
127
00:07:41,338 --> 00:07:44,049
Oh, he's a magnificent artist.
128
00:07:44,049 --> 00:07:47,093
And the things he would do
with papier-mâché.
129
00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:49,179
Oh! Talk about a wizard.
130
00:07:49,179 --> 00:07:53,975
So, you gave up all this
to... do... banking?
131
00:07:54,976 --> 00:07:57,854
Well, he wasn't gonna draw
video games for his entire life.
132
00:07:57,854 --> 00:08:00,607
He has goals.
He has things to accomplish.
133
00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:03,235
I couldn't just do concept art forever.
134
00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:04,694
I have goals.
135
00:08:05,779 --> 00:08:07,030
It's just--
136
00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:09,616
It wasn't me anymore.
137
00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:14,996
♪
138
00:08:14,996 --> 00:08:16,998
[child coughing]
139
00:08:16,998 --> 00:08:19,000
[indistinct chatter]
140
00:08:24,089 --> 00:08:28,718
[clears throat]
Hi, hi, hi, hi!
141
00:08:28,718 --> 00:08:30,887
[chuckles] Hi, friends. Hi.
142
00:08:30,887 --> 00:08:33,640
Okay, so I know we're all
waiting on Xander Duggins,
143
00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,767
and he should be arriving at any moment,
144
00:08:35,767 --> 00:08:37,727
but in the meantime,
145
00:08:37,727 --> 00:08:41,231
how would you guys
like to be part of a focus group
146
00:08:41,231 --> 00:08:47,237
for a brand new, as-yet-unpublished,
work-in-progress story
147
00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:51,449
about a fun friend
named Squid the Squirrel
148
00:08:51,449 --> 00:08:56,246
who's tryna figure out who she really is
and where she really belongs.
149
00:08:56,246 --> 00:08:58,248
[crowd murmuring]
150
00:08:59,583 --> 00:09:01,793
Great. So there's no illustrations yet,
151
00:09:01,793 --> 00:09:03,753
so we're just gonna have
to use our imaginations,
152
00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:07,299
but, hey, that's twice the fun.
Am I right?
153
00:09:08,717 --> 00:09:10,719
With the growth levels we're targeting,
154
00:09:10,719 --> 00:09:13,346
even after you factor in
for supply volatility,
155
00:09:13,346 --> 00:09:14,681
with the three Ps:
156
00:09:14,681 --> 00:09:17,434
- Pineapple, Papaya, Passion fruit--
- I, uh,
157
00:09:18,351 --> 00:09:20,186
uh, yeah, I have a question.
158
00:09:20,186 --> 00:09:23,189
Well, we're actually, um,
timing the presentation right now
159
00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,775
just to see how long it's gonna be
for when actually presenting to investors.
160
00:09:25,775 --> 00:09:27,193
Should I stop the timer?
161
00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:31,072
So I'm over here kinda wondering like,
162
00:09:31,072 --> 00:09:33,033
"Does this guy even like juice?"
163
00:09:33,867 --> 00:09:36,578
I... I like juice a lot.
164
00:09:37,704 --> 00:09:39,372
What's your favorite blend?
165
00:09:41,207 --> 00:09:44,211
- Uh--
- See? That should be split second.
166
00:09:44,211 --> 00:09:46,296
Orange Kiwi Crisis. I blanked.
167
00:09:46,296 --> 00:09:48,632
I can't have somebody sellin' my company
168
00:09:48,632 --> 00:09:51,343
that's not on fire with juice.
169
00:09:51,343 --> 00:09:55,013
- I am very much on fire.
- He's totally aflame.
170
00:09:55,013 --> 00:09:56,640
So where's the passion? Huh?
171
00:09:56,640 --> 00:10:00,143
'Cause I see numbers and I see graphs.
172
00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:02,562
Well, you really want great graphs
in an investment presentation.
173
00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:06,358
Fuck graphs...
Where's my Snapple killer?
174
00:10:08,026 --> 00:10:08,860
Hey.
175
00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:11,071
He's right here.
176
00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:12,489
Okay?
177
00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:15,492
Yeah, well, uh, unfortunately, Miguel,
178
00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:18,745
I just don't see it.
179
00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:21,581
Eight minutes and 32 seconds.
180
00:10:23,208 --> 00:10:26,836
LINDSAY:
"But suddenly, it struck her,
like a bolt from on high,
181
00:10:26,836 --> 00:10:30,674
"the owl had been wrong,
and so had the fly.
182
00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:33,927
"Squid might've been different,
that much was true,
183
00:10:33,927 --> 00:10:35,595
"but she was a squirrel,
184
00:10:35,595 --> 00:10:38,181
a squirrel through and through."
185
00:10:38,181 --> 00:10:40,100
So, uh, by a quick show of hands,
186
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:42,602
who here preferred that ending
to ending number one,
187
00:10:42,602 --> 00:10:46,106
in which Squid discovers
that she is actually a squid
188
00:10:46,106 --> 00:10:49,276
who was abducted
by a pair of well-meaning
189
00:10:49,276 --> 00:10:54,281
but, ultimately, misguided
squirrels with fertility issues?
190
00:10:54,281 --> 00:10:56,408
- CHILD: What's fertility?
- Yes.
191
00:10:56,408 --> 00:10:58,827
I don't get it.
Is she a squid or a squirrel?
192
00:10:58,827 --> 00:11:02,038
- [children agreeing]
- Oh, that's what I'm trying to suss out.
193
00:11:02,038 --> 00:11:05,417
- Yeah.
- Shouldn't you know what animal
your main character is?
194
00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:08,628
I could definitely
choose that on my own,
195
00:11:08,628 --> 00:11:11,172
but, you know, I-I'm tryin' to...
see what you think.
196
00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:14,009
So, ahem, maybe we should
just move on to ending three.
197
00:11:14,009 --> 00:11:16,011
How many endings do you have?
198
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:18,555
I just want you to like her.
199
00:11:18,555 --> 00:11:20,515
What do I need to do to make you like her?
200
00:11:20,932 --> 00:11:24,352
Do you want her to be a squid,
or do you want her to be a squirrel?
201
00:11:24,352 --> 00:11:26,771
Or do you want her to be
an Amazonian pygmy marmoset,
202
00:11:26,771 --> 00:11:28,899
which I promise,
will make a lot more sense
203
00:11:28,899 --> 00:11:31,192
once we get through ending six.
204
00:11:31,192 --> 00:11:32,235
Oh!
205
00:11:32,235 --> 00:11:35,405
Look, everybody! It's Xander Duggins!
[children cheering]
206
00:11:36,114 --> 00:11:37,532
Yay! Okay.
207
00:11:39,534 --> 00:11:41,161
♪
208
00:11:46,958 --> 00:11:48,168
Great reading.
209
00:11:48,168 --> 00:11:50,337
Yeah... thanks.
210
00:11:51,046 --> 00:11:52,547
It's a wonderful book.
211
00:11:54,174 --> 00:11:56,801
I actually have a book myself.
212
00:11:57,761 --> 00:12:01,389
It's a-- It's about a, a squid
who thinks she's a squirrel.
213
00:12:02,224 --> 00:12:05,852
Or it-- maybe it's about a s--
a squirrel who thinks that she's--
214
00:12:06,186 --> 00:12:11,316
[sighs] Honestly, I-I'm having
trouble figuring out what she is.
215
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,734
What do you want her to be?
216
00:12:13,693 --> 00:12:14,903
I don't know.
217
00:12:15,445 --> 00:12:17,864
Lately, I have just been feeling so--
218
00:12:18,198 --> 00:12:19,282
Blocked.
219
00:12:19,658 --> 00:12:20,659
Yes!
220
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:25,121
I was blocked on one book
for three and a half years.
221
00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:27,040
Thought it was a writing problem.
222
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,792
Turns out it was more of a
223
00:12:28,792 --> 00:12:31,962
"my ex-wife accused me
of caring more about inanimate puppets
224
00:12:31,962 --> 00:12:33,838
"than my own children,
and the judge agreed,
225
00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:36,341
and now I'm essentially
penniless" problem.
226
00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,301
Had to get past that,
227
00:12:38,301 --> 00:12:42,806
and then I sat down
and finished that book in an hour flat.
228
00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:45,016
H-How did you get unblocked?
229
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:48,812
[sighs]
230
00:12:49,396 --> 00:12:51,022
Are you a cop?
231
00:13:00,574 --> 00:13:04,202
Hey... so I guess it's just us.
232
00:13:04,786 --> 00:13:07,998
Your dad had a teacher conference
in Delaware?
233
00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:09,624
[sniffing]
234
00:13:11,585 --> 00:13:13,003
Whatchu doin'?
235
00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:16,923
I blew my presentation today.
236
00:13:16,923 --> 00:13:20,176
Chad and Kevin had to convince Trip
to come back tomorrow morning for a redo.
237
00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:22,178
So, now I have to come up
with something to say
238
00:13:22,178 --> 00:13:24,848
to show how passionate I am about juice,
239
00:13:24,848 --> 00:13:28,268
or there's no chance I'm making
associate by the end of the year.
240
00:13:28,268 --> 00:13:30,395
And we're sure
that's a bad thing, right?
241
00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:35,483
It's just... you don't seem
to like it very much.
242
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:37,277
You know, your job.
243
00:13:37,277 --> 00:13:38,486
[bottles clinking]
244
00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:40,155
I'm not going back to video games.
245
00:13:40,155 --> 00:13:42,157
But... if you don't love what you do--
246
00:13:42,157 --> 00:13:44,784
Most people don't get
to love what they do.
247
00:13:45,702 --> 00:13:47,913
What do you love, exactly?
248
00:13:49,247 --> 00:13:52,459
'Cause I don't really get
a whole lot of feelings from you.
249
00:13:52,459 --> 00:13:54,586
You know, you'll open up to me
and you'll say all this stuff,
250
00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:56,546
and then, all of a sudden,
you slam the door shut
251
00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:58,048
and you're just gone.
252
00:13:58,048 --> 00:13:59,674
I have no idea what you're thinking.
253
00:14:00,342 --> 00:14:04,346
- People aren't always thinking things.
- You keep things from me.
254
00:14:04,763 --> 00:14:06,014
Your drawings.
255
00:14:06,014 --> 00:14:08,934
I'd never even seen your house
until I showed up at your doorstep
256
00:14:08,934 --> 00:14:12,145
because I-I lost my apartment.
[Miguel gargles]
257
00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:14,606
[Miguel spits, groans]
258
00:14:14,606 --> 00:14:15,690
You all right?
259
00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:17,859
It's expired.
260
00:14:18,485 --> 00:14:20,111
It's two years old.
261
00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:23,990
Oh, my God. It's, like, fermented.
262
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,618
- [Miguel groans]
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
263
00:14:29,454 --> 00:14:31,706
Why is that worse than the juice?
264
00:14:32,123 --> 00:14:35,710
Because it's... psilocybin.
265
00:14:35,710 --> 00:14:37,087
It's what?
266
00:14:37,087 --> 00:14:39,506
Magic mushroom tea?
267
00:14:39,506 --> 00:14:41,633
Supposedly, it is very
268
00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:44,427
- helpful in unblocking--
- It's drugs.
269
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:45,470
I just took drugs.
270
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:47,889
How much drugs did I just drink?
271
00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:53,895
Well, I, I only took a few sips,
so not a small amount.
272
00:14:53,895 --> 00:14:55,522
I've never done drugs.
273
00:14:55,522 --> 00:14:58,191
Yes, I-I-I'm beginning to gather that.
274
00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:02,445
Are you gonna be okay?
275
00:15:03,238 --> 00:15:06,241
Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm--
276
00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:09,953
It'll be fun, I bet.
277
00:15:10,662 --> 00:15:12,664
[all screaming]
278
00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:18,420
Still nothing?
279
00:15:19,212 --> 00:15:20,213
Nope.
280
00:15:24,885 --> 00:15:26,511
It's been an hour.
281
00:15:28,346 --> 00:15:30,348
Maybe neither of us took enough.
282
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:33,810
Are you sure you didn't get a bad batch?
283
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:37,814
I did... purchase them
from a marionettist with a ukulele
284
00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:40,233
in what sounded like
a terrible first marriage,
285
00:15:40,233 --> 00:15:44,237
so... [inhales]
definitely wouldn't surprise me.
286
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:47,282
Um, I'm gonna get some air.
287
00:15:48,033 --> 00:15:49,451
Wait, but are we--
288
00:15:50,327 --> 00:15:52,787
are we totally sure that's a good idea?
289
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:56,333
If it was gonna happen,
it would've happened already.
290
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,794
Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right.
291
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:05,383
♪ video game synth music playing ♪
292
00:16:25,904 --> 00:16:30,533
CYPRIAN [on TV]:
♪ You have been called
to the quest of quests ♪
293
00:16:30,533 --> 00:16:35,038
♪ You will endure many tests ♪
294
00:16:35,038 --> 00:16:39,876
♪ And your reward,
should you persevere ♪
295
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:45,507
♪ Is a kingdom beyond pain and fear ♪
296
00:16:46,383 --> 00:16:51,012
♪ Will you go forth...
on this quest with me ♪
297
00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:55,433
♪ And face the trials of your destiny ♪
298
00:16:55,433 --> 00:17:00,146
♪ High in the halls
of the Crystal Tower ♪
299
00:17:00,146 --> 00:17:01,982
♪ You'll find your doom ♪
300
00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:06,403
♪ Or you'll find your power ♪
301
00:17:06,820 --> 00:17:08,822
When did this game come out?
302
00:17:09,573 --> 00:17:11,992
I feel like I should've heard about this.
303
00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:14,619
Come. Your enemies gather.
304
00:17:14,619 --> 00:17:16,621
♪
305
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,499
Okay?
306
00:17:32,721 --> 00:17:34,556
[knocks at door]
307
00:17:34,556 --> 00:17:37,517
♪ mysterious music playing ♪
308
00:17:37,517 --> 00:17:39,144
[knocks]
309
00:17:39,603 --> 00:17:41,354
Yogurt?
[knocks]
310
00:17:42,147 --> 00:17:43,565
Is that you?
311
00:17:45,191 --> 00:17:46,818
[knocks]
312
00:17:50,071 --> 00:17:52,324
Well, good evening and hello.
313
00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:56,536
- Ned! No! Are you kidding me?
- My goodness!
314
00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:59,539
We did just enough fucking drugs
for you to show up?!
315
00:18:00,123 --> 00:18:02,959
What'd you expect, Linds?
You wanted to dig deep, right?
316
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:05,086
Why are you deep inside me?
317
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:06,588
I'm your block.
318
00:18:06,588 --> 00:18:09,883
- Surprise!
- No. No, it can't be.
319
00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:11,843
You're filled with guilt
over what ya did to me.
320
00:18:11,843 --> 00:18:15,722
You tried shovin' it all down,
but... I'm still here.
321
00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:18,433
I don't feel guilty
about what I did at all.
322
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:20,268
- In fact, I feel great.
- You're stuck because you've written
323
00:18:20,268 --> 00:18:21,603
a character no one could ever like.
324
00:18:21,603 --> 00:18:23,605
A character who abandons
the creatures who love her
325
00:18:23,605 --> 00:18:27,359
to go on some kind of
half-baked, coniferous Rumspringa.
326
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:30,195
And you can't decide,
is she a squid or a squirrel
327
00:18:30,195 --> 00:18:32,447
or a sloth with a pituitary disorder
328
00:18:32,447 --> 00:18:35,450
because she's not an animal at all.
329
00:18:36,618 --> 00:18:38,620
She's a monster.
330
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,122
[deep voice] Just like you.
331
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:43,875
I'm not a monster.
332
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:46,378
[normal] Oh! Really, Linds?
333
00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:49,673
[distorted] What's in the suitcase?
334
00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:53,260
♪ ominous music playing ♪
335
00:18:53,260 --> 00:18:55,762
[whispers] Why don't you open it? [gasps]
336
00:18:55,762 --> 00:18:57,973
Ooh, give Miguel
a little peek while we're at it?
337
00:18:57,973 --> 00:19:00,976
I'm sure he'd be
very interested in the contents.
338
00:19:03,687 --> 00:19:06,690
♪ cheery video game music playing ♪
339
00:19:11,695 --> 00:19:13,697
♪
340
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:18,451
Are you prepared
to face the battles ahead?
341
00:19:19,786 --> 00:19:20,787
No.
342
00:19:21,621 --> 00:19:22,831
Not at all.
343
00:19:23,748 --> 00:19:27,502
I don't have any armor or... weapons.
344
00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:28,712
You will.
345
00:19:29,296 --> 00:19:32,257
♪ Bury thy feelings way down deep ♪
346
00:19:32,257 --> 00:19:35,427
♪ Obtain thy shield and sword ♪
347
00:19:35,427 --> 00:19:38,263
♪ Storm the evil castle keep ♪
348
00:19:38,263 --> 00:19:42,142
♪ Swear fealty to thy lord, that's me ♪
349
00:19:42,142 --> 00:19:44,144
♪
350
00:19:51,192 --> 00:19:52,903
[whooshing]
351
00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:56,990
I hear the lawn mower.
I guess Migwell's dad's working today.
352
00:19:57,324 --> 00:19:59,743
Uh-oh, he's gonna cry.
353
00:19:59,743 --> 00:20:03,413
I'm not gonna cry.
I don't feel anything.
354
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,876
♪ triumphant music plays ♪
355
00:20:09,628 --> 00:20:11,963
♪ A weak man's quick to fight ♪
356
00:20:11,963 --> 00:20:15,884
♪ A strong man keeps it calmer ♪
357
00:20:15,884 --> 00:20:18,303
♪ Deny thy feelings, knight ♪
358
00:20:18,303 --> 00:20:21,973
♪ And claim more armor ♪
359
00:20:21,973 --> 00:20:25,977
♪ More armor ♪
360
00:20:26,269 --> 00:20:28,688
I told you not to get weird.
361
00:20:28,688 --> 00:20:31,024
♪ video game music descending ♪
362
00:20:31,024 --> 00:20:32,442
I don't feel anything.
363
00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:36,988
CYPRIAN: ♪ More armor ♪
364
00:20:38,114 --> 00:20:40,116
[distorted] Hey, ese, I'm gonna
have to look in your backpack.
365
00:20:40,116 --> 00:20:42,702
[distorted] Miguel, you weren't
supposed to come home.
366
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:43,995
I don't feel anything.
367
00:20:45,997 --> 00:20:47,832
♪ triumphant music playing ♪
368
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:50,835
♪ Gauntlets and cauldrons
and tight cuirass ♪
369
00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:58,176
♪ More armor ♪
370
00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:01,096
MIGUEL: Dad.
371
00:21:03,265 --> 00:21:06,268
We need to be strong, Miguelito.
372
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:08,270
For Diego.
373
00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,313
You need to be a big boy.
374
00:21:10,855 --> 00:21:12,440
What would your mami say?
375
00:21:13,775 --> 00:21:15,860
I don't feel anything.
376
00:21:22,033 --> 00:21:24,953
♪ More armor ♪
377
00:21:25,203 --> 00:21:28,623
♪ More armor ♪
378
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:34,129
♪ More armor ♪
379
00:21:38,550 --> 00:21:41,553
♪ magical music playing ♪
380
00:21:41,553 --> 00:21:42,554
Hi.
381
00:21:43,346 --> 00:21:45,765
You've been gone a long time.
382
00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:46,725
I missed you.
383
00:21:46,725 --> 00:21:48,727
[armor clanking]
384
00:21:51,229 --> 00:21:53,732
MIGUEL:
I can't really see anything.
385
00:21:53,732 --> 00:21:54,733
Here.
386
00:21:57,027 --> 00:21:59,029
♪
387
00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:06,912
[Lindsay moaning]
388
00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,295
Ooh, ow, ow! Ooh.
Something's digging into my rib.
389
00:22:15,295 --> 00:22:16,922
Here. Just try to move.
390
00:22:17,297 --> 00:22:20,508
- Miguel. [grunts]
- I, I, I, I can't move.
391
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:22,135
[voices overlapping]
392
00:22:22,135 --> 00:22:23,678
I wanna get outta here.
393
00:22:23,678 --> 00:22:25,680
- LINDSAY: Miguel.
- I wanna get outta here.
394
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,681
I should go, um.
395
00:22:26,681 --> 00:22:30,143
I wanna get outta here.
[voices overlapping]
396
00:22:30,894 --> 00:22:32,729
I don't want this.
I don't feel anything.
397
00:22:32,729 --> 00:22:34,940
I can't feel anything.
398
00:22:39,486 --> 00:22:45,325
♪ Falling in love should not be a war ♪
399
00:22:45,325 --> 00:22:50,830
♪ Yes, I've been hurt
from what came before ♪
400
00:22:50,830 --> 00:22:53,458
♪ But how can I love ♪
401
00:22:53,959 --> 00:22:59,798
♪ How can I fall if I'm so armored up ♪
402
00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:05,220
♪ I can't feel at all ♪
403
00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:07,138
♪ video game music ends ♪
404
00:23:07,806 --> 00:23:09,224
LINDSAY: Hey.
405
00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,270
You're up?
406
00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:15,605
I didn't know if I should
wake you or just--
407
00:23:22,862 --> 00:23:24,698
I feel a lot of things.
408
00:23:26,283 --> 00:23:28,702
So many... things.
409
00:23:29,327 --> 00:23:31,955
And I'm sorry I don't
always show you that.
410
00:23:32,747 --> 00:23:36,585
And... maybe I don't love banking.
411
00:23:39,588 --> 00:23:42,215
Maybe it's okay
if I don't get the promotion.
412
00:23:43,592 --> 00:23:47,596
Maybe it's okay if I never
live in the... Corinthian
413
00:23:47,596 --> 00:23:50,599
or... drive a BMW
414
00:23:50,599 --> 00:23:51,725
because
415
00:23:54,519 --> 00:23:56,354
maybe it's not worth it.
416
00:24:01,443 --> 00:24:03,653
You learned all that from drugs?
417
00:24:03,653 --> 00:24:05,280
[chuckles]
418
00:24:06,364 --> 00:24:08,366
I learned all that from you.
419
00:24:11,953 --> 00:24:14,581
And the drugs did help
provide confirmation.
420
00:24:14,581 --> 00:24:17,500
- Well, sure.
- But, um, what about you?
421
00:24:17,500 --> 00:24:18,710
Did you?
422
00:24:19,377 --> 00:24:21,880
I didn't really get that much out of it.
423
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,173
Seriously?
424
00:24:23,173 --> 00:24:24,841
Yeah.
[phone ringing]
425
00:24:26,051 --> 00:24:30,263
Yeah, I th-think my... hair
felt kinda heavy at one point,
426
00:24:30,263 --> 00:24:33,183
- but... that was pretty much it.
- That's so weird.
427
00:24:33,183 --> 00:24:34,684
I didn't feel anything like that at all.
428
00:24:34,684 --> 00:24:36,770
♪
429
00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:38,772
[phone ringing]
430
00:24:42,108 --> 00:24:43,526
Hello?
431
00:24:43,526 --> 00:24:45,946
KEVIN [on phone]:
Dude. It's Kevin. Where'd you go?
432
00:24:45,946 --> 00:24:48,323
You need to get back here right now.
433
00:24:48,323 --> 00:24:51,201
Come back?
KEVIN: You killed it this morning.
434
00:24:51,201 --> 00:24:53,954
I've never seen
a presentation like it in my life.
435
00:24:54,704 --> 00:24:56,206
I'll do anything.
436
00:24:56,206 --> 00:24:57,791
Anything
437
00:24:57,791 --> 00:25:00,210
for fuckin' fruit juice!
438
00:25:00,752 --> 00:25:03,171
We should all get rid of our armor!
439
00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:07,133
KEVIN:
You're definitely making associate now.
440
00:25:08,552 --> 00:25:10,554
[nervous chuckle]
441
00:25:12,847 --> 00:25:14,849
♪
442
00:25:38,373 --> 00:25:40,375
♪
443
00:26:06,902 --> 00:26:09,905
[fanfare]