1 00:02:54,768 --> 00:02:55,699 Elisabeth, Elisabeth. 2 00:02:56,294 --> 00:02:57,094 We love you. 3 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,933 We love you. 4 00:02:58,933 --> 00:02:59,093 Love you, Elisabeth. 5 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,499 We love you. 6 00:03:09,527 --> 00:03:12,462 - Let's do it, grandma. - My favourite. 7 00:03:12,462 --> 00:03:14,100 Wanna get something to eat? 8 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,928 Yeah, get a pretzel or something. 9 00:03:19,964 --> 00:03:21,031 You remember her? 10 00:03:21,031 --> 00:03:21,926 She was in that movie, uh, 11 00:03:21,926 --> 00:03:23,594 Ah. 12 00:03:29,162 --> 00:03:30,863 - We have to let her go. - Yeah. 13 00:03:30,863 --> 00:03:31,929 I'll shoot her a text. 14 00:03:36,493 --> 00:03:37,897 Yeah, he owes me 20 bucks. 15 00:03:37,897 --> 00:03:39,527 Are you kidding? 16 00:04:00,093 --> 00:04:02,198 Shit. 17 00:04:31,093 --> 00:04:33,028 You got it. 18 00:04:33,028 --> 00:04:34,197 Feel that power, lady. 19 00:04:37,032 --> 00:04:38,796 And mark, get those knees up. 20 00:04:38,796 --> 00:04:39,230 You got it. 21 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:43,065 Come on. 22 00:04:44,566 --> 00:04:45,696 What? 23 00:04:45,696 --> 00:04:47,461 Kick. 24 00:04:49,063 --> 00:04:51,332 Oh yeah. You got it. 25 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,030 Square. 26 00:04:53,030 --> 00:04:55,431 Think about those bikini bods. 27 00:04:55,431 --> 00:04:56,527 You wanna look like a giant jellyfish on the beach? 28 00:04:57,796 --> 00:04:59,696 Come on. 29 00:04:59,696 --> 00:05:01,630 Cross. 30 00:05:01,630 --> 00:05:03,432 Push. 31 00:05:03,432 --> 00:05:03,860 Kick. 32 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:04,994 Come on. 33 00:05:04,994 --> 00:05:06,561 You got it. 34 00:05:06,561 --> 00:05:07,527 Hang in there, ladies. You've got it. 35 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,131 You've got it. 36 00:05:12,598 --> 00:05:13,065 Woo! 37 00:05:16,265 --> 00:05:16,863 Ah. 38 00:05:16,863 --> 00:05:18,093 Great work out, ladies. 39 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,933 Alright, I hope I see you next week for "Sparkle Your Life." 40 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:24,661 We're gonna work on the lateral abs. 41 00:05:24,661 --> 00:05:27,430 You know, the most difficult part to sculpt. 42 00:05:27,430 --> 00:05:30,094 But in the meantime, take care of yourself. 43 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:36,160 All right, back to position one. 44 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,862 Great job, ladies. 45 00:05:37,862 --> 00:05:39,527 You got it. 46 00:05:39,527 --> 00:05:40,794 Take these lights down. 47 00:05:40,794 --> 00:05:41,829 Whoo. 48 00:05:59,667 --> 00:06:00,532 Happy birthday. 49 00:06:00,532 --> 00:06:04,764 Oh, thank you. 50 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:05,799 Happy birthday. 51 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:06,830 Oh, thank you. 52 00:06:06,830 --> 00:06:07,697 Happy birthday. 53 00:06:07,697 --> 00:06:08,230 Thank you. 54 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:32,094 I don't care if it's every fucking young girl 55 00:06:32,094 --> 00:06:33,226 in this fucking town. 56 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:36,497 In the next few weeks. 57 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,665 Look, I'll make it simple. 58 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:40,060 We need her young. 59 00:06:40,060 --> 00:06:42,532 We need her hot. 60 00:06:42,532 --> 00:06:44,830 We need her now. 61 00:06:46,398 --> 00:06:48,333 How the old bitch has been able to stick around 62 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:50,830 for this long, that's, that's the fucking mystery to me. 63 00:06:51,797 --> 00:06:54,565 Oh, Oscar winner my ass. 64 00:06:54,565 --> 00:06:55,160 When was that? 65 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,394 Back in the '30s? 66 00:06:56,394 --> 00:07:00,998 What, for "King Kong?" 67 00:07:00,998 --> 00:07:04,797 No, I don't give a fuck 68 00:07:04,797 --> 00:07:05,828 what we promised her. 69 00:07:05,828 --> 00:07:06,962 Mm-mm. 70 00:07:06,962 --> 00:07:08,698 This is network TV, 71 00:07:08,698 --> 00:07:09,764 not a fucking charity. 72 00:07:11,028 --> 00:07:13,060 Find me somebody new 73 00:07:13,827 --> 00:07:14,929 now! 74 00:07:16,528 --> 00:07:19,261 Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts 75 00:07:19,261 --> 00:07:21,929 to decrease about the age of 25? 76 00:07:21,929 --> 00:07:24,364 How old is Jennifer? 77 00:07:24,364 --> 00:07:28,131 You better get busy. 78 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,065 It's like when you see someone fart on screen, 79 00:08:10,832 --> 00:08:13,164 people just love that. 80 00:08:13,164 --> 00:08:14,929 I mean, that's just the way it is. 81 00:08:16,226 --> 00:08:17,127 You know what I mean. 82 00:08:17,127 --> 00:08:19,396 People are just people, 83 00:08:19,396 --> 00:08:23,463 and I have to give people what they want. 84 00:08:23,463 --> 00:08:25,429 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 85 00:08:25,429 --> 00:08:27,593 And people always ask for something new. 86 00:08:28,829 --> 00:08:29,395 Renewal, 87 00:08:31,062 --> 00:08:31,461 it's inevitable. 88 00:08:33,501 --> 00:08:36,061 Now at 50, well, 89 00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:38,263 it stops. 90 00:08:39,864 --> 00:08:40,329 What stops? 91 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,598 What? 92 00:08:43,598 --> 00:08:44,131 What stops? 93 00:08:46,533 --> 00:08:48,093 Um, 94 00:08:48,093 --> 00:08:48,593 you know, the, 95 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,131 the, 96 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,394 the, um, 97 00:08:54,394 --> 00:08:57,565 the... 98 00:08:57,565 --> 00:08:58,794 Oh, George! 99 00:08:58,794 --> 00:09:00,663 Oh, oh. 100 00:09:00,663 --> 00:09:01,964 I'm sorry. 101 00:09:01,964 --> 00:09:02,797 I gotta run. - Harvey. 102 00:09:02,797 --> 00:09:05,000 Ah, George! 103 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,798 Those ratings are insane. 104 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,129 You're a genius. - Yeah. 105 00:09:09,129 --> 00:09:10,096 Oh, what a minx. 106 00:09:10,096 --> 00:09:12,898 You're a genius. 107 00:09:12,898 --> 00:09:15,699 Let's buy you a drink, come on. 108 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,562 Well, it's your lucky day, Ms. Sparkle 109 00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:09,232 'cause we have X-rayed you from head to toe 110 00:10:09,232 --> 00:10:10,698 and you don't have so much as a cracked molar. 111 00:10:10,698 --> 00:10:12,329 So you are good to go. 112 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,828 Uh, vaccination. 113 00:10:15,828 --> 00:10:17,063 Okay. 114 00:10:17,063 --> 00:10:18,197 Not currently on any medication. 115 00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:23,065 By the way, I just wanna say my, my, my wife is a huge fan. 116 00:10:25,732 --> 00:10:29,162 Um, blood type. 117 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,261 Oh, hey, it's your birthday. 118 00:10:31,261 --> 00:10:33,461 Happy b- 119 00:10:42,127 --> 00:10:43,597 Uh, that's an emergency. 120 00:10:43,597 --> 00:10:44,532 I'm sorry. 121 00:10:44,532 --> 00:10:45,665 I, I have to... 122 00:10:45,665 --> 00:10:48,731 Have a, um, goodbye. 123 00:10:55,930 --> 00:10:56,230 One moment. 124 00:10:59,067 --> 00:11:01,099 There's just one last exam to perform. 125 00:11:01,099 --> 00:11:01,461 I thought he said I was good to go. 126 00:11:24,063 --> 00:11:25,665 Is there a problem? 127 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:27,160 No, it's perfect. 128 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:27,593 You're a good candidate. 129 00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,197 I mean, you're good to go. 130 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:35,999 I wish you the best. 131 00:12:16,831 --> 00:12:17,129 Lizzie? 132 00:12:17,129 --> 00:12:17,428 Lizzie Sparkle? 133 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:19,999 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 134 00:12:22,731 --> 00:12:23,164 Fred. 135 00:12:25,197 --> 00:12:26,428 Fred from 10th grade homeroom. 136 00:12:29,195 --> 00:12:32,898 Oh, Fred, of course. 137 00:12:32,898 --> 00:12:33,362 You haven't changed a bit. 138 00:12:35,397 --> 00:12:37,061 You're still the most beautiful girl 139 00:12:37,061 --> 00:12:39,131 in the whole wide world. 140 00:12:39,131 --> 00:12:40,060 You know, I followed your career. 141 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,060 What a success. 142 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,498 I mean, wow. 143 00:12:43,498 --> 00:12:44,696 Wow, wow. 144 00:12:44,696 --> 00:12:46,129 Wow. 145 00:12:46,129 --> 00:12:47,963 Hey, why, why don't we go out 146 00:12:47,963 --> 00:12:50,198 maybe for a drink sometime 147 00:12:50,198 --> 00:12:51,963 now that we're, you know, reconnected. 148 00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:54,532 - Um- - Oh, of course. 149 00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:55,293 I'm stupid. 150 00:12:55,293 --> 00:12:55,928 You're, you're super busy. 151 00:12:55,928 --> 00:12:57,495 You know what? 152 00:12:57,495 --> 00:12:59,127 Why, why don't you give me your card? 153 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:00,698 I mean, you never know. 154 00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:02,632 Um, here what do I... 155 00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:03,728 Oh, this will do. 156 00:13:03,728 --> 00:13:05,362 Oh. 157 00:13:05,362 --> 00:13:06,632 Don't look at my cholesterol levels. 158 00:13:06,632 --> 00:13:07,065 They're a disaster. 159 00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:11,263 Oh God. 160 00:13:15,632 --> 00:13:16,065 There. 161 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:19,164 Now you've got it. 162 00:14:12,898 --> 00:14:14,799 Have you ever dreamt 163 00:14:14,799 --> 00:14:15,527 of a better version of yourself? 164 00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:23,461 Younger, more beautiful, more perfect. 165 00:14:26,101 --> 00:14:29,327 One single injection unlocks your DNA, 166 00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:32,760 starting a new cellular division 167 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:34,164 that will release another version of yourself. 168 00:14:35,865 --> 00:14:38,230 This is The Substance. 169 00:14:39,799 --> 00:14:41,996 You are the matrix. 170 00:14:41,996 --> 00:14:44,226 Everything comes from you. 171 00:14:44,226 --> 00:14:47,429 And everything is you. 172 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:50,764 This is simply a better version of yourself. 173 00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,565 You just have to share. 174 00:14:52,565 --> 00:14:54,799 One week for one 175 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:57,099 and one week for the other. 176 00:14:57,099 --> 00:14:59,999 A perfect balance of seven days each. 177 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:01,928 The one and only thing not to forget, 178 00:15:01,928 --> 00:15:05,129 you are one. 179 00:15:05,129 --> 00:15:06,895 You can't escape from yourself. 180 00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:31,065 ♪ You slip through my fingers ♪ 181 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:32,697 ♪ And you drop ♪ 182 00:15:38,096 --> 00:15:42,428 ♪ Fade away ♪ 183 00:15:44,634 --> 00:15:48,560 ♪ Fade away ♪ 184 00:15:49,962 --> 00:15:51,060 ♪ Fade ♪ 185 00:17:30,897 --> 00:17:31,794 Yes? 186 00:17:31,794 --> 00:17:33,665 Hello. 187 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,065 I'd like to order. 188 00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:40,263 Address? 189 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,494 1057 Beverly Canyon. 190 00:17:47,096 --> 00:17:48,226 Write this down. 191 00:17:48,226 --> 00:17:49,593 35 North Byron Alley. 192 00:17:51,601 --> 00:17:53,261 35 North- 193 00:23:48,933 --> 00:23:51,794 You are the matrix. 194 00:23:51,794 --> 00:23:55,263 Everything comes from you and everything is you. 195 00:23:57,563 --> 00:24:00,164 This is simply a better version of yourself. 196 00:34:18,532 --> 00:34:19,065 Hello. 197 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,198 ♪ Man, I give them fire ♪ 198 00:36:55,198 --> 00:36:57,295 ♪ Can I rock, then I can retire ♪ 199 00:36:57,295 --> 00:36:58,894 ♪ Yes, we already gone wire ♪ 200 00:36:58,894 --> 00:37:00,227 ♪ Sa ♪ 201 00:37:02,729 --> 00:37:03,898 Thanks. 202 00:37:03,898 --> 00:37:05,195 We'll let you know by next week. 203 00:37:05,195 --> 00:37:06,063 Thank you so much. 204 00:37:06,063 --> 00:37:07,164 I'm just dying to get the part. 205 00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:16,694 - Great dancer. - Hmm. 206 00:37:16,694 --> 00:37:18,764 Two bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face 207 00:37:18,764 --> 00:37:19,461 instead of that nose. 208 00:37:21,434 --> 00:37:22,564 Hmm. 209 00:37:22,564 --> 00:37:23,131 Next! 210 00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:39,228 Looks like everything sure is 211 00:37:39,228 --> 00:37:42,099 in the right place this time. 212 00:37:42,099 --> 00:37:45,161 Please say your name, age, measurements. 213 00:37:58,896 --> 00:38:00,560 I'm Sue. 214 00:38:05,431 --> 00:38:06,928 I'm Sue. 215 00:38:08,532 --> 00:38:09,065 Sue, Sue, Sue, 216 00:38:10,799 --> 00:38:12,131 Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, 217 00:38:16,030 --> 00:38:17,362 Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue, Sue. 218 00:38:19,765 --> 00:38:21,862 Where is she? 219 00:38:21,862 --> 00:38:22,329 Where is she? 220 00:38:36,933 --> 00:38:38,362 What a gorgeous little angel. 221 00:38:51,565 --> 00:38:52,664 You're hired. 222 00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:57,698 We want a show that's just like you. 223 00:38:57,698 --> 00:38:59,061 Beautiful and happy. 224 00:38:59,061 --> 00:39:00,598 People want to be happy. 225 00:39:03,364 --> 00:39:05,565 We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. 226 00:39:05,565 --> 00:39:07,764 I'm gonna let you organise the rest with my assistant, uh, 227 00:39:08,993 --> 00:39:11,797 uh, uh... 228 00:39:11,797 --> 00:39:12,131 Isabella. 229 00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:15,699 Is, Is, Is... 230 00:39:15,699 --> 00:39:16,764 Who has time to say that? 231 00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:19,260 We're gonna make you Cindy. 232 00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,494 It's shorter, it's better. 233 00:39:23,435 --> 00:39:26,061 So I'm gonna let you organise everything else with Cindy. 234 00:39:26,061 --> 00:39:29,264 Oh, before you go, 235 00:39:29,264 --> 00:39:34,166 I just have to mention a small scheduling issue. 236 00:39:34,166 --> 00:39:37,565 I have to be out of town every other week 237 00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:42,494 to take care of my mother, who's very sick. 238 00:39:50,933 --> 00:39:54,229 I want you for this show, 239 00:39:54,229 --> 00:39:56,865 and we will work around any mother, 240 00:39:56,865 --> 00:39:59,128 brother, fucking sick puppy 241 00:39:59,128 --> 00:40:00,032 you need to take care of. 242 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,193 Hmm? 243 00:40:02,193 --> 00:40:03,060 - Hmm. - Hmm. 244 00:40:06,799 --> 00:40:09,360 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 245 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:10,560 People are going to love that. 246 00:40:40,965 --> 00:40:41,996 Perfect. 247 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:10,599 So you jump out, 248 00:41:10,599 --> 00:41:11,263 touch your elbows. 249 00:41:12,931 --> 00:41:14,065 Head down, contract. 250 00:41:19,799 --> 00:41:21,164 and five, six, seven, elbow. 251 00:44:48,828 --> 00:44:50,499 Oh. 252 00:44:50,499 --> 00:44:50,593 There she is. 253 00:44:52,664 --> 00:44:53,961 Oh. 254 00:44:53,961 --> 00:44:54,461 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 255 00:44:57,096 --> 00:44:58,164 Where have you been? 256 00:45:00,300 --> 00:45:01,863 We've all been wanting to have a drink with you 257 00:45:01,863 --> 00:45:04,165 for your departure. 258 00:45:04,165 --> 00:45:07,593 Anyway, we all chipped in and we got you 259 00:45:10,464 --> 00:45:11,593 just a little something to keep you busy. 260 00:45:13,732 --> 00:45:14,897 It's French. 261 00:45:14,897 --> 00:45:16,764 My wife, she swears by it. 262 00:45:16,764 --> 00:45:17,131 Oh, I love my wife. 263 00:45:19,733 --> 00:45:21,694 Oops, I gotta run. 264 00:45:21,694 --> 00:45:25,461 But it always great to see you. 265 00:45:27,566 --> 00:45:28,032 Oooh. 266 00:46:05,797 --> 00:46:07,398 And we're back! 267 00:46:07,398 --> 00:46:09,131 Which is the most valuable seafood- 268 00:46:09,131 --> 00:46:11,097 To start expensing stock options 269 00:46:11,097 --> 00:46:12,195 most of the nations- - Oh. 270 00:46:12,195 --> 00:46:14,261 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 271 00:46:14,261 --> 00:46:15,496 - 40. - Know what you'll 272 00:46:15,496 --> 00:46:16,328 be toting around for the rest of your days? 273 00:46:16,328 --> 00:46:17,698 Regret. - That's to feed 'em. 274 00:46:17,698 --> 00:46:18,599 Kids on the phone. 275 00:46:52,796 --> 00:46:55,799 The antelope and the deer moving about. 276 00:46:55,799 --> 00:46:56,829 By hunt, through the Texas- 277 00:47:03,398 --> 00:47:05,665 We have a beautiful, beautiful, woman's ring, 278 00:47:05,665 --> 00:47:07,698 straight out of Africa. 279 00:47:17,327 --> 00:47:19,296 I can't believe this price. 280 00:47:48,931 --> 00:47:52,333 98 with remote. 281 00:47:52,333 --> 00:47:55,527 I cannot believe the incredible price for $49.98, shoppers. 282 00:47:57,133 --> 00:47:57,863 Look at the quality of this thing. 283 00:47:57,863 --> 00:47:58,796 This thing is sturdy. 284 00:47:58,796 --> 00:48:01,363 It's beautiful. 285 00:48:01,363 --> 00:48:02,563 Listen to your music at home, shoppers. 286 00:48:02,563 --> 00:48:03,962 $49.98. 287 00:48:03,962 --> 00:48:04,929 I'll take one myself. 288 00:48:04,929 --> 00:48:06,226 Put it right there. 289 00:48:06,226 --> 00:48:07,060 Hold that one for me. 290 00:48:07,060 --> 00:48:08,127 That one's mine. 291 00:48:08,127 --> 00:48:09,028 How can you ever- 292 00:49:40,195 --> 00:49:41,799 Goddammit, lady, come on! 293 00:49:41,799 --> 00:49:43,864 I haven't slept in three nights. 294 00:49:43,864 --> 00:49:44,993 Open up! 295 00:49:44,993 --> 00:49:46,094 Goddammit. 296 00:49:46,094 --> 00:49:47,164 Are you gonna open... 297 00:49:49,797 --> 00:49:50,164 Uh, sorry. 298 00:49:52,662 --> 00:49:54,631 I thought that Ms. Sparkle- 299 00:49:54,631 --> 00:49:55,962 She moved out. 300 00:49:55,962 --> 00:49:56,395 I'm the new tenant. 301 00:49:58,532 --> 00:50:00,293 Sue. 302 00:50:00,293 --> 00:50:02,061 Oli... 303 00:50:02,061 --> 00:50:04,431 Oliver. 304 00:50:04,431 --> 00:50:06,099 Oliver. 305 00:50:06,099 --> 00:50:08,461 You wanted to complain about something, Oliver? 306 00:50:09,928 --> 00:50:11,697 What? 307 00:50:11,697 --> 00:50:13,162 No. 308 00:50:13,162 --> 00:50:16,300 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 309 00:50:16,300 --> 00:50:18,397 I think it's like awesome when there's stuff going on 310 00:50:18,397 --> 00:50:21,931 in the building, you know what I mean? 311 00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:26,061 Um, I'm actually quite handy, 312 00:50:26,061 --> 00:50:26,461 if you ever need, 313 00:50:29,431 --> 00:50:32,463 need me to be of aid in, in any way, um, 314 00:50:32,463 --> 00:50:35,461 like got a sack of tools and got a big hammer. 315 00:50:39,197 --> 00:50:42,799 You know what I mean? 316 00:50:42,799 --> 00:50:45,495 Anyways, uh, I live right here, 317 00:50:45,495 --> 00:50:47,065 so you know where to find me, anytime, 318 00:50:48,732 --> 00:50:50,897 day or night. 319 00:50:50,897 --> 00:50:55,065 Later. 320 00:52:46,732 --> 00:52:48,627 Hi, everybody. 321 00:52:48,627 --> 00:52:52,060 I'm Sue, and it's time to pump it up. 322 00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:53,498 Are you ready? 323 00:52:55,667 --> 00:52:56,849 Let's go. 324 00:53:25,864 --> 00:53:28,632 ♪ Can fly all alone ♪ 325 00:53:28,632 --> 00:53:29,863 ♪ Life's a show ♪ 326 00:53:29,863 --> 00:53:33,393 ♪ For the nation ♪ 327 00:53:33,393 --> 00:53:35,994 ♪ And it's Saturday night ♪ 328 00:53:35,994 --> 00:53:40,732 ♪ On your feet ♪ 329 00:53:40,732 --> 00:53:44,160 ♪ Can you feel it ♪ 330 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:50,063 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 331 00:53:50,063 --> 00:53:51,764 ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ 332 00:53:51,764 --> 00:53:57,162 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 333 00:53:57,162 --> 00:53:58,863 ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ 334 00:53:58,863 --> 00:54:16,164 ♪ Pump it up ♪ 335 00:54:23,261 --> 00:54:24,395 Thank you so much, everybody. 336 00:54:26,063 --> 00:54:26,461 I'll see you next week. 337 00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:31,395 And in the meantime, 338 00:54:33,832 --> 00:54:34,197 take care of yourself. 339 00:54:41,664 --> 00:54:42,860 Where is she? 340 00:54:42,860 --> 00:54:43,329 Oh! 341 00:54:44,831 --> 00:54:45,960 There she is. 342 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,160 Ha ha. 343 00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:50,030 Wonderful, wonderful. 344 00:54:50,030 --> 00:54:52,598 That's what I'm talking about. 345 00:54:55,398 --> 00:54:55,461 Yes. 346 00:56:08,696 --> 00:56:11,197 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 347 00:56:17,667 --> 00:56:17,999 Don't eat too fast. 348 00:57:36,562 --> 00:57:40,261 ♪ Frozen, trying to remember why I'm here ♪ 349 00:57:40,261 --> 00:57:44,227 ♪ Shed tears, tears for blood ♪ 350 00:57:44,227 --> 00:57:46,395 ♪ I know your lies ♪ 351 00:58:31,665 --> 00:58:34,263 Are you all right? 352 00:58:36,997 --> 00:58:39,094 Yes, I'll be right back. 353 00:59:15,030 --> 00:59:16,797 Are you all right? 354 01:00:02,030 --> 01:00:04,198 What did you do? 355 01:00:04,198 --> 01:00:05,329 You seem even more beautiful than before. 356 01:02:40,029 --> 01:02:42,165 Yes. 357 01:02:42,165 --> 01:02:45,796 Yes, hi, this is Elizabeth Sparkle. 358 01:02:51,334 --> 01:02:52,164 I'm 503. 359 01:02:53,732 --> 01:02:54,065 Yes? 360 01:02:55,698 --> 01:02:56,263 Yes, hi. 361 01:02:58,564 --> 01:03:03,198 There's been a slight misuse of The Substance. 362 01:03:03,198 --> 01:03:06,362 A few extra hours were accidentally used 363 01:03:08,899 --> 01:03:12,263 causing um, an alteration. 364 01:03:14,763 --> 01:03:17,263 So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it. 365 01:03:17,263 --> 01:03:19,029 What has been used on one side 366 01:03:19,029 --> 01:03:20,962 is lost on the other side. 367 01:03:20,962 --> 01:03:21,395 There is no going back. 368 01:03:29,234 --> 01:03:31,494 Oh, no, I don't know what she was thinking. 369 01:03:32,834 --> 01:03:35,462 And obviously she was drunk. 370 01:03:35,462 --> 01:03:37,664 Remember, there is no she and you. 371 01:03:37,664 --> 01:03:39,094 You are one. 372 01:03:39,094 --> 01:03:41,265 Respect the balance 373 01:03:41,265 --> 01:03:43,327 and you won't have any more inconveniences. 374 01:04:22,632 --> 01:04:28,096 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 375 01:04:28,096 --> 01:04:29,962 ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ 376 01:04:29,962 --> 01:04:35,228 ♪ Don't you know ♪ 377 01:04:35,228 --> 01:04:39,362 ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ 378 01:04:42,362 --> 01:04:45,032 ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ 379 01:04:51,228 --> 01:04:53,593 ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ 380 01:05:20,999 --> 01:05:22,926 Sue! 381 01:05:22,926 --> 01:05:24,897 Sue? 382 01:05:24,897 --> 01:05:27,094 Ooh, I just saw you on TV. 383 01:05:27,094 --> 01:05:30,294 Holy moly. 384 01:05:30,294 --> 01:05:32,861 Makes me want to join your class. 385 01:05:32,861 --> 01:05:37,429 Hey, you don't give private lessons, do you? 386 01:05:37,429 --> 01:05:41,296 Hey, what about a drink at my place tonight? 387 01:05:44,030 --> 01:05:46,728 Come on, don't be shy. 388 01:05:46,728 --> 01:05:49,094 I see you standing behind the door there, gorgeous. 389 01:05:51,995 --> 01:05:54,664 Alright, take your time. 390 01:05:54,664 --> 01:05:55,197 But it's a date. 391 01:05:57,229 --> 01:05:59,832 ♪ You know pump it up ♪ 392 01:05:59,832 --> 01:06:01,128 ♪ You got to pump it up ♪ 393 01:06:01,128 --> 01:06:02,427 ♪ You know, pump it up ♪ 394 01:06:02,427 --> 01:06:05,997 ♪ You got to pump it up, ah ♪ 395 01:07:07,801 --> 01:07:10,428 ♪ If I were a mighty wind ♪ 396 01:07:10,428 --> 01:07:13,428 ♪ I'd throw it all away tomorrow ♪ 397 01:07:28,329 --> 01:07:30,329 What can I get you? 398 01:07:32,634 --> 01:07:33,329 Uh, mocha latte. 399 01:07:37,197 --> 01:07:40,494 ♪ If I were a mighty river ♪ 400 01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:44,698 ♪ I'd wash it all away tomorrow ♪ 401 01:07:44,698 --> 01:07:45,494 It's long, isn't it? 402 01:07:48,062 --> 01:07:48,461 Excuse me. 403 01:07:53,095 --> 01:07:53,593 Seven days. 404 01:08:25,097 --> 01:08:26,395 Did you follow me here? 405 01:08:28,230 --> 01:08:30,997 I was just curious to find out 406 01:08:30,997 --> 01:08:31,593 how things were going for you. 407 01:08:34,633 --> 01:08:38,164 Each time you feel a little more lonely, don't you think? 408 01:08:42,168 --> 01:08:42,593 I don't know what you're talking about. 409 01:08:45,028 --> 01:08:45,428 I'm fine. 410 01:08:47,898 --> 01:08:50,464 Everything's fine. 411 01:08:50,464 --> 01:08:54,632 It gets harder each time to remember that you 412 01:08:54,632 --> 01:08:56,461 still deserve to exist. 413 01:09:00,761 --> 01:09:04,929 That this part of yourself is still worth something. 414 01:09:04,929 --> 01:09:08,999 That you still matter. 415 01:09:13,634 --> 01:09:15,065 Has she started yet? 416 01:09:17,129 --> 01:09:20,699 Eating away at you? 417 01:09:36,926 --> 01:09:38,498 Fuck! 418 01:09:42,133 --> 01:09:43,747 Watch out! 419 01:09:48,401 --> 01:09:48,461 What? 420 01:09:59,696 --> 01:10:00,065 Hey, move! 421 01:10:33,134 --> 01:10:34,665 You are still the most beautiful girl 422 01:10:34,665 --> 01:10:35,329 in the whole wide world. 423 01:10:45,862 --> 01:10:46,928 Hello? 424 01:10:46,928 --> 01:10:48,895 Hi, Fred. 425 01:10:48,895 --> 01:10:49,329 It's Lizzie. 426 01:10:53,368 --> 01:10:54,829 Hello? 427 01:10:54,829 --> 01:10:56,028 Sorry. 428 01:10:56,028 --> 01:10:57,865 I'm, I'm in shock. 429 01:10:57,865 --> 01:10:59,530 - Oh. - Wow. Wow. 430 01:10:59,530 --> 01:11:01,365 Wow. 431 01:11:01,365 --> 01:11:02,928 I, I thought I'd never hear from you again after- 432 01:11:02,928 --> 01:11:03,929 Oh, gosh. 433 01:11:03,929 --> 01:11:05,630 No, no, not at all. 434 01:11:05,630 --> 01:11:09,030 I've just, I've just, I've just been really busy lately. 435 01:11:09,030 --> 01:11:11,593 So listen, I was thinking that 436 01:11:15,168 --> 01:11:17,098 maybe we could get together and grab a drink. 437 01:11:23,063 --> 01:11:23,329 Are you still there? 438 01:11:24,831 --> 01:11:26,063 Sorry. 439 01:11:26,063 --> 01:11:26,960 I'm, I'm, I'm in shock again. 440 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:27,961 Oh. 441 01:11:30,030 --> 01:11:31,764 I could book Luigi's 442 01:11:31,764 --> 01:11:33,095 at, at, at eight? 443 01:11:33,095 --> 01:11:36,194 Eight at Luigi's, it is. 444 01:11:36,194 --> 01:11:39,032 I, I will see you tonight. 445 01:11:40,667 --> 01:11:41,796 Bye. 446 01:11:41,796 --> 01:11:42,263 Okay, bye. 447 01:16:36,766 --> 01:16:37,964 And we're back. 448 01:16:37,964 --> 01:16:40,195 Welcome back to "Who Knows?" 449 01:16:40,195 --> 01:16:42,929 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 450 01:16:47,763 --> 01:16:49,295 Hi, everybody. 451 01:16:49,295 --> 01:16:51,063 - Hi. - Okay, here we go. 452 01:16:51,063 --> 01:16:52,598 Everyone, clear the set please. 453 01:16:52,598 --> 01:16:53,498 First positions. 454 01:16:53,498 --> 01:16:54,093 Thank you. 455 01:16:54,093 --> 01:16:55,665 Roll cameras. 456 01:16:56,193 --> 01:16:59,929 And in three, two, one. 457 01:17:02,897 --> 01:17:06,632 And squat, squat, squat. 458 01:17:06,632 --> 01:17:11,466 Circle those hips. 459 01:17:11,466 --> 01:17:14,593 Contract, contract, contract, contract, contract, contract. 460 01:17:15,997 --> 01:17:16,461 Head between your legs. 461 01:17:23,797 --> 01:17:24,698 Cut. 462 01:17:28,468 --> 01:17:29,632 Um, I'm sorry. 463 01:17:29,632 --> 01:17:30,928 I thought, I, uh, 464 01:17:30,928 --> 01:17:31,362 I thought I, 465 01:17:34,232 --> 01:17:36,499 I just got distracted. 466 01:17:36,499 --> 01:17:37,327 Not a problem. 467 01:17:37,327 --> 01:17:38,665 Let's get right back to it. 468 01:17:38,665 --> 01:17:39,065 Back to one, please. 469 01:17:42,533 --> 01:17:43,765 Sorry. 470 01:17:43,765 --> 01:17:45,332 It's the control room now. 471 01:17:45,332 --> 01:17:47,395 The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor. 472 01:17:47,395 --> 01:17:48,698 Bring up the replay on camera two. 473 01:17:48,698 --> 01:17:49,032 Camera two. 474 01:18:00,797 --> 01:18:01,962 Forward. 475 01:18:07,966 --> 01:18:09,999 Can I have my dressing gown? 476 01:18:09,999 --> 01:18:10,765 Sorry, it's in your dressing room. 477 01:18:10,765 --> 01:18:12,495 Well then go and get it. 478 01:18:12,495 --> 01:18:14,664 Let's just take this frame by frame. 479 01:18:28,931 --> 01:18:30,896 I need five minutes. 480 01:20:29,066 --> 01:20:31,495 - Yes? - This balance is not working. 481 01:20:31,495 --> 01:20:33,463 I barely have any time to enjoy myself 482 01:20:33,463 --> 01:20:36,962 while she wastes seven days stuffing her face 483 01:20:36,962 --> 01:20:38,363 in front of the TV. 484 01:20:38,363 --> 01:20:40,565 Remember, there is no she and you. 485 01:20:43,127 --> 01:20:44,065 Hello, everybody. 486 01:20:50,030 --> 01:20:50,929 What's happening? 487 01:20:50,929 --> 01:20:51,997 Where is everybody? 488 01:20:51,997 --> 01:20:54,497 The taping's been cancelled. 489 01:20:54,497 --> 01:20:55,398 What? 490 01:20:55,398 --> 01:20:55,960 Why? 491 01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:57,661 Sue. 492 01:20:57,661 --> 01:21:00,061 Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately. 493 01:21:00,061 --> 01:21:02,665 Okay, I'll go change- 494 01:21:02,665 --> 01:21:04,565 No, he said now. 495 01:21:21,263 --> 01:21:22,428 I'll get right to the point. 496 01:21:25,101 --> 01:21:25,494 We can't keep you on the morning show. 497 01:21:27,665 --> 01:21:28,565 But why? 498 01:21:28,565 --> 01:21:31,364 I just started. 499 01:21:31,364 --> 01:21:33,863 Ratings are through the roof. 500 01:21:33,863 --> 01:21:34,593 We started at 42. 501 01:21:36,934 --> 01:21:39,995 Now we're up to like- - 216. 502 01:21:39,995 --> 01:21:42,565 It's phenomenal. 503 01:21:43,532 --> 01:21:45,060 People love you. 504 01:21:45,060 --> 01:21:47,528 They adore you. 505 01:21:47,528 --> 01:21:51,266 They want more and more and more of you. 506 01:21:51,266 --> 01:21:54,428 That is why we have decided that we want you to host 507 01:21:56,063 --> 01:21:57,197 the New Year's Eve show. 508 01:21:58,666 --> 01:22:00,597 You mean the- 509 01:22:00,597 --> 01:22:04,360 The network's biggest show, 50 million viewers, live. 510 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:06,032 You can't go higher than that. 511 01:22:09,193 --> 01:22:11,198 It's gonna be intense. 512 01:22:11,198 --> 01:22:12,565 We only have a few months to pull it off. 513 01:22:12,565 --> 01:22:14,197 So are you in? 514 01:22:26,630 --> 01:22:28,360 You don't open the door when opportunity knocks, 515 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:29,131 you won't get another chance. 516 01:22:31,768 --> 01:22:32,230 You, of all people, know this. 517 01:22:45,630 --> 01:22:47,731 Just one more day and then I have a whole week off 518 01:22:47,731 --> 01:22:48,329 and we can switch. 519 01:23:07,098 --> 01:23:08,164 We're doing the cover of Vogue. 520 01:23:10,162 --> 01:23:11,263 Just one more day, okay? 521 01:23:47,929 --> 01:23:48,593 No! 522 01:24:19,897 --> 01:24:21,263 Yes? 523 01:24:21,263 --> 01:24:23,193 She didn't respect the balance. 524 01:24:23,193 --> 01:24:25,398 She's stealing more 525 01:24:25,398 --> 01:24:28,797 and more time from me completely without consideration 526 01:24:28,797 --> 01:24:29,995 to the consequences. 527 01:24:29,995 --> 01:24:32,063 She's a selfish bitch. 528 01:24:32,063 --> 01:24:32,593 Would you like to stop? 529 01:24:35,532 --> 01:24:36,964 Stop? 530 01:24:36,964 --> 01:24:39,298 You are the matrix. 531 01:24:39,298 --> 01:24:41,396 If you are not satisfied, you can put an end 532 01:24:41,396 --> 01:24:43,664 to the experience and go back to being just you, 533 01:24:43,664 --> 01:24:45,061 on your own. 534 01:24:45,061 --> 01:24:45,593 Would you like to stop? 535 01:24:49,694 --> 01:24:52,096 Will it go back to the way it was before? 536 01:24:52,096 --> 01:24:53,862 What has been transferred 537 01:24:53,862 --> 01:24:56,028 won't come back, but you can stop the experience as of now. 538 01:24:56,028 --> 01:24:58,661 Would you like to stop, 539 01:24:58,661 --> 01:25:01,565 to go back to being just you, on your own? 540 01:25:03,828 --> 01:25:04,263 No. 541 01:25:07,400 --> 01:25:08,829 No, no. 542 01:25:08,829 --> 01:25:09,164 I can't stop. 543 01:25:12,098 --> 01:25:14,996 She just- 544 01:25:14,996 --> 01:25:19,230 I... 545 01:25:21,397 --> 01:25:23,632 The balance just needs to be respected. 546 01:25:23,632 --> 01:25:24,898 So respect it. 547 01:25:28,829 --> 01:25:33,296 You have to stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. 548 01:25:39,762 --> 01:25:41,797 Congratulations, Bob, you are the winner. 549 01:25:42,896 --> 01:25:43,896 Bob, congratulations. 550 01:25:43,896 --> 01:25:46,630 You have won $25,000. 551 01:25:46,630 --> 01:25:49,794 Now you'll have final chance to answer a simple question 552 01:25:49,794 --> 01:25:52,131 in our Big Question Round and play for $250,000. 553 01:25:57,063 --> 01:25:59,131 Now you'll have just 45 seconds- 554 01:26:00,931 --> 01:26:03,197 Correct answers as you can. 555 01:26:05,928 --> 01:26:06,593 Time begins now. 556 01:26:59,366 --> 01:27:00,929 Just a little something to keep you busy. 557 01:27:06,368 --> 01:27:06,461 Hmm. 558 01:27:13,365 --> 01:27:13,461 Fuck. 559 01:27:41,629 --> 01:27:44,195 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here, 560 01:27:44,195 --> 01:27:46,929 the superstar of the moment. 561 01:27:46,929 --> 01:27:48,665 Sue, are you ready? 562 01:27:48,665 --> 01:27:49,563 Let's welcome her. 563 01:27:49,563 --> 01:27:51,063 Sue! 564 01:27:53,961 --> 01:27:58,166 You popped up out of nowhere on our screens like a tornado. 565 01:27:58,166 --> 01:27:59,929 I don't think anybody was really prepared 566 01:27:59,929 --> 01:28:01,896 for this whirlwind. 567 01:28:09,495 --> 01:28:12,928 It all started with the morning show, 568 01:28:12,928 --> 01:28:16,928 and rumour has it that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie. 569 01:28:19,193 --> 01:28:21,363 Wait, just a moment. 570 01:28:21,363 --> 01:28:23,162 I'm, I'm being told that you are going 571 01:28:23,162 --> 01:28:24,962 to host the New Year's Eve show. 572 01:28:24,962 --> 01:28:26,997 Can you confirm this? 573 01:28:26,997 --> 01:28:28,127 Yes, that's right. 574 01:28:28,127 --> 01:28:29,862 "Yes, that's right." 575 01:28:32,832 --> 01:28:34,395 Oh my God, that is huge news. 576 01:28:38,696 --> 01:28:40,327 Tell us a little bit about yourself. Where are you from? 577 01:28:40,327 --> 01:28:43,032 How did you get discovered? 578 01:28:43,032 --> 01:28:45,730 I want, we want, to know everything. 579 01:28:48,193 --> 01:28:50,495 Well, I mean, there's, 580 01:28:50,495 --> 01:28:54,299 there's really not very much to tell. 581 01:28:54,299 --> 01:28:57,494 I'm just a girl from a very small town in Indiana. 582 01:28:59,233 --> 01:28:59,730 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 583 01:29:00,931 --> 01:29:03,532 In fact, it's not even a town. 584 01:29:03,532 --> 01:29:04,962 I'm, I'm not sure you could really even call it a village. 585 01:29:04,962 --> 01:29:07,962 It's a farm perhaps. 586 01:29:14,365 --> 01:29:15,927 Oooh! 587 01:29:15,927 --> 01:29:18,829 But ever since I can remember, it has always been my dream 588 01:29:18,829 --> 01:29:20,764 to be on screen. 589 01:29:20,764 --> 01:29:23,232 This is my dream. 590 01:29:23,232 --> 01:29:25,599 As a child I used to put on shows for my family. 591 01:29:25,599 --> 01:29:27,060 Ooh, your family. 592 01:29:27,060 --> 01:29:29,130 How sweet. 593 01:29:31,829 --> 01:29:35,329 So everyone is aware that you replaced Elizabeth Sparkle. 594 01:29:39,195 --> 01:29:41,562 And no doubt about it, 595 01:29:41,562 --> 01:29:44,294 you stepped in, you turned up the volume, 596 01:29:44,294 --> 01:29:46,327 and you rocked their world. 597 01:29:46,327 --> 01:29:47,362 Were you a fan of her show? 598 01:29:53,029 --> 01:29:57,065 Um, well, well, I can't, 599 01:30:00,268 --> 01:30:04,797 I can't really say that I actually watched her show. 600 01:30:04,797 --> 01:30:07,061 You do know that we're not exactly from the same generation. 601 01:30:09,331 --> 01:30:11,098 And you have to admit, it was a bit old fashioned. 602 01:30:13,964 --> 01:30:15,929 Jurassic fitness really. 603 01:30:16,896 --> 01:30:17,962 Jurassic fitness. 604 01:30:17,962 --> 01:30:19,697 It needed to change. 605 01:30:21,830 --> 01:30:24,462 I'll fucking show you. 606 01:30:24,462 --> 01:30:26,098 You wanna see some Jurassic fitness? 607 01:30:29,664 --> 01:30:30,032 You want it? 608 01:30:32,598 --> 01:30:34,895 Come on, come get your fucking Jurassic fitness! 609 01:30:45,132 --> 01:30:47,296 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 610 01:30:48,965 --> 01:30:51,796 So every morning, rain or shrine, 611 01:30:53,195 --> 01:30:55,228 "Sparkle Your Life" was on TV. 612 01:30:55,228 --> 01:30:58,198 So in a way, I grew up with her, 613 01:30:58,198 --> 01:30:59,193 whether I liked it or not. 614 01:31:01,099 --> 01:31:01,863 I guess that's why you can say we have 615 01:31:01,863 --> 01:31:03,095 some sort of connection. 616 01:31:03,095 --> 01:31:05,228 Some sort of connection. 617 01:31:05,228 --> 01:31:08,229 You wouldn't exist without me. 618 01:31:17,734 --> 01:31:19,461 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. 619 01:31:19,461 --> 01:31:20,962 It is time, ladies and gentlemen, 620 01:31:20,962 --> 01:31:24,499 for our final question. 621 01:31:24,499 --> 01:31:28,032 The question that we ask each and every one of our guests. 622 01:31:28,964 --> 01:31:30,928 Okay. 623 01:31:30,928 --> 01:31:34,830 Would you share one of your little beauty secrets with us? 624 01:31:37,331 --> 01:31:39,061 Just one little trick of yours that helps you look 625 01:31:39,061 --> 01:31:40,764 so incredibly stunning. 626 01:31:40,764 --> 01:31:41,829 I mean, look at you. 627 01:31:41,829 --> 01:31:42,894 I don't know. 628 01:31:42,894 --> 01:31:44,398 Say it! 629 01:31:44,398 --> 01:31:45,263 Say it. 630 01:31:46,930 --> 01:31:47,795 Let me think. 631 01:31:47,795 --> 01:31:49,363 Say it. 632 01:31:49,363 --> 01:31:51,630 Tell them who your little beauty secret is. 633 01:31:51,630 --> 01:31:53,298 I guess- 634 01:31:53,298 --> 01:31:54,999 Why don't we just show them right here. 635 01:31:54,999 --> 01:31:56,594 Here's your little beauty secret. 636 01:31:56,594 --> 01:31:59,294 I guess I just try to be myself, to be sincere 637 01:31:59,294 --> 01:32:02,298 and grateful for all that I have 638 01:32:02,298 --> 01:32:04,228 and to always remember to lead with my heart. 639 01:32:04,228 --> 01:32:06,933 Oh, America's sweetheart. 640 01:32:17,696 --> 01:32:21,461 "I just, oh, I try to be myself." 641 01:32:22,631 --> 01:32:23,164 Stop it. 642 01:32:24,664 --> 01:32:26,260 Stop it. 643 01:32:26,260 --> 01:32:27,065 You are taking it from me. 644 01:32:28,833 --> 01:32:30,596 That's your little secret. 645 01:32:30,596 --> 01:32:31,131 Stop it. 646 01:32:32,433 --> 01:32:33,764 Stop it. 647 01:32:33,764 --> 01:32:35,595 Stop it, stop it. 648 01:32:35,595 --> 01:32:38,996 Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, 649 01:32:38,996 --> 01:32:40,329 stop it, stop it, stop it. 650 01:32:46,598 --> 01:32:48,094 You have to- 651 01:32:48,094 --> 01:32:49,164 Control yourself! 652 01:33:11,131 --> 01:33:12,461 I can't go back inside her. 653 01:33:17,794 --> 01:33:18,263 Ugh. 654 01:33:20,999 --> 01:33:22,395 Gross, old, fat, disgusting. 655 01:34:45,666 --> 01:34:46,329 Coming to bed? 656 01:34:48,731 --> 01:34:50,160 Yes. 657 01:34:50,160 --> 01:34:52,665 I'll be right there. 658 01:35:55,928 --> 01:35:56,795 Yes? 659 01:35:56,795 --> 01:35:57,896 Hi, hi. 660 01:35:57,896 --> 01:35:59,298 This is an emergency. 661 01:35:59,298 --> 01:36:00,395 There's, there's no more stabiliser fluid. 662 01:36:03,566 --> 01:36:03,593 Hello? 663 01:36:06,030 --> 01:36:07,664 It's fucking 503. 664 01:36:07,664 --> 01:36:09,296 Yes. 665 01:36:10,965 --> 01:36:11,965 I'm telling you, this is urgent. 666 01:36:11,965 --> 01:36:13,065 There's no more stabiliser fluid. 667 01:36:13,065 --> 01:36:14,631 It means you've reached the end. 668 01:36:17,063 --> 01:36:18,428 What do you mean the end? 669 01:36:18,428 --> 01:36:20,662 You've drained it all out. 670 01:36:20,662 --> 01:36:22,730 If you want more, you must let the fluid regenerate. 671 01:36:23,863 --> 01:36:25,297 Tell me how to do it. 672 01:36:25,297 --> 01:36:27,262 I need to stabilise myself right now. 673 01:36:27,262 --> 01:36:28,362 You simply have to switch. 674 01:36:31,897 --> 01:36:33,894 Excuse me? 675 01:36:33,894 --> 01:36:36,628 The switch reboots the fluid secretion process 676 01:36:36,628 --> 01:36:38,863 so you can continue to enjoy the experience. 677 01:36:38,863 --> 01:36:40,193 No, no, no, no, no. 678 01:36:40,193 --> 01:36:42,962 I can't switch. I can't. 679 01:36:42,962 --> 01:36:45,063 Especially not now. 680 01:36:45,063 --> 01:36:46,999 There is no other option. 681 01:37:12,830 --> 01:37:13,296 Sue? 682 01:37:26,533 --> 01:37:26,593 Babe? 683 01:37:30,565 --> 01:37:31,994 Sue? 684 01:37:31,994 --> 01:37:32,527 You all right? 685 01:37:38,799 --> 01:37:42,166 Stressed out about tomorrow? 686 01:37:46,434 --> 01:37:46,494 Babe? 687 01:37:52,531 --> 01:37:52,593 Babe? 688 01:38:00,830 --> 01:38:03,764 Sue, something wrong? 689 01:38:08,596 --> 01:38:10,796 Get a little cranky because of your lady business. 690 01:38:14,865 --> 01:38:15,929 Sue, open the door. 691 01:38:17,763 --> 01:38:19,027 Come on, Sue. 692 01:38:19,027 --> 01:38:20,094 It's not funny. 693 01:38:20,094 --> 01:38:22,830 I need to take a piss. 694 01:38:22,830 --> 01:38:23,896 Sue, open the door. 695 01:38:25,063 --> 01:38:27,094 Open the door, Sue, come on. 696 01:38:32,394 --> 01:38:35,832 Come on. 697 01:38:44,796 --> 01:38:45,263 Sue? 698 01:38:47,801 --> 01:38:50,599 Come on, open the door, come on! 699 01:38:50,599 --> 01:38:51,193 Sue, open the door, Sue. 700 01:38:52,896 --> 01:38:53,593 Sue, open the door! 701 01:38:55,764 --> 01:38:56,164 Get out! 702 01:38:57,897 --> 01:38:59,499 What the fuck? 703 01:39:00,193 --> 01:39:02,565 Get the fuck out! 704 01:39:02,565 --> 01:39:03,863 Who's this? 705 01:39:03,863 --> 01:39:05,396 Who the fuck is this? 706 01:39:05,396 --> 01:39:09,164 Leave me alone! 707 01:39:14,829 --> 01:39:17,028 What the fuck? 708 01:40:09,864 --> 01:40:11,896 Yes? 709 01:40:11,896 --> 01:40:14,329 It's 503. 710 01:40:17,029 --> 01:40:18,830 I wanna stop. 711 01:40:18,830 --> 01:40:20,527 Are you sure? 712 01:40:20,527 --> 01:40:22,631 Once you stop, you can't go back. 713 01:40:22,631 --> 01:40:24,160 I wanna stop. 714 01:40:24,160 --> 01:40:26,730 I wanna fucking stop. 715 01:40:26,730 --> 01:40:27,197 I wanna stop. 716 01:40:28,931 --> 01:40:30,294 We'll deliver. 717 01:41:17,768 --> 01:41:19,363 - Sue, I- - Fuck off! 718 01:42:39,832 --> 01:42:43,999 Are you sure? 719 01:42:43,999 --> 01:42:46,395 Once you stop, you can't go back. 720 01:42:46,395 --> 01:42:47,593 You will simply remain on your own. 721 01:42:49,634 --> 01:42:51,164 Just on your own. 722 01:42:54,135 --> 01:42:57,193 Just on your own, on your own, on your own. 723 01:42:57,193 --> 01:42:58,896 Shut the fuck up! 724 01:42:58,896 --> 01:42:59,593 On your own. 725 01:43:55,063 --> 01:43:58,031 We love you! 726 01:44:01,665 --> 01:44:02,329 I can't, I can't. 727 01:44:05,468 --> 01:44:06,164 I can't do this. 728 01:44:09,764 --> 01:44:10,131 I need you 729 01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:13,461 because I hate myself. 730 01:44:18,762 --> 01:44:22,197 You, you, you gotta, you, you gotta get ready. 731 01:44:22,197 --> 01:44:23,098 It's our big, it's our big night. 732 01:44:24,928 --> 01:44:26,261 Come on. 733 01:44:26,261 --> 01:44:28,629 They're gonna love you so much. 734 01:44:28,629 --> 01:44:31,230 Come on. 735 01:44:33,935 --> 01:44:35,061 You're the only lovable part of me. 736 01:44:35,061 --> 01:44:37,063 You have to come back. 737 01:44:37,063 --> 01:44:39,499 You have to come back, come back. 738 01:44:54,733 --> 01:44:57,193 Okay, okay. 739 01:45:02,928 --> 01:45:03,428 Come on. 740 01:45:05,796 --> 01:45:07,565 Come on. 741 01:45:13,565 --> 01:45:14,065 Come on. 742 01:48:00,597 --> 01:48:01,632 Oh, no. 743 01:51:17,528 --> 01:51:19,796 Got an hour and a half for makeup and hair. 744 01:51:19,796 --> 01:51:21,396 And we gotta get you into The fitting room, get you dressed. 745 01:51:21,396 --> 01:51:22,929 After that, we have one final test on stage 746 01:51:22,929 --> 01:51:24,030 for lighting and sound. 747 01:51:24,030 --> 01:51:24,731 You have to be fitted on time 748 01:51:24,731 --> 01:51:25,565 before the show starts. 749 01:51:25,565 --> 01:51:26,432 You got it? 750 01:51:26,432 --> 01:51:26,961 You good? 751 01:51:26,961 --> 01:51:27,860 Okay, let's go. 752 01:51:27,860 --> 01:51:28,895 Come on. 753 01:51:33,162 --> 01:51:34,164 Okay, go. 754 01:51:36,367 --> 01:51:37,564 Dress. 755 01:51:37,564 --> 01:51:38,895 Wonderful. 756 01:51:38,895 --> 01:51:40,996 It's perfect. 757 01:51:48,295 --> 01:51:50,527 There you go. 758 01:51:56,994 --> 01:51:58,227 It's good. 759 01:51:58,227 --> 01:51:59,494 You get the dance lights? 760 01:52:05,130 --> 01:52:06,028 I'm gonna be right back. 761 01:52:06,028 --> 01:52:10,164 Sorry. 762 01:53:34,498 --> 01:53:38,532 They need to see you on stage to set the lights. 763 01:53:38,532 --> 01:53:39,665 Huh? 764 01:54:00,801 --> 01:54:02,162 Have you ever dreamt 765 01:54:02,162 --> 01:54:04,065 of a better version of yourself? 766 01:54:05,963 --> 01:54:07,829 More beautiful. 767 01:54:07,829 --> 01:54:10,032 More perfect. 768 01:54:10,032 --> 01:54:11,895 Sue? 769 01:54:13,029 --> 01:54:14,595 Yes. Let meet you there. 770 01:54:14,595 --> 01:54:16,532 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 771 01:54:26,632 --> 01:54:27,032 Oh, Sue. 772 01:54:32,431 --> 01:54:32,560 Sue. 773 01:54:37,563 --> 01:54:40,098 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 774 01:54:40,098 --> 01:54:42,565 They have been dying to meet you. 775 01:54:46,162 --> 01:54:49,461 Is everything okay? 776 01:54:50,896 --> 01:54:51,362 Mmm. 777 01:54:54,831 --> 01:54:56,631 So smile. 778 01:55:04,264 --> 01:55:05,263 That's what we want tonight. 779 01:55:07,496 --> 01:55:10,796 Pretty girls should always smile. 780 01:55:12,496 --> 01:55:13,398 Come on, come on, girls, come on. 781 01:55:13,398 --> 01:55:13,527 Whoa. 782 01:55:17,900 --> 01:55:19,398 Come on. We gotta go. 783 01:55:19,398 --> 01:55:20,997 Oooh. 784 01:55:20,997 --> 01:55:23,797 Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley. 785 01:55:23,797 --> 01:55:25,529 Go, go, go, go, go. 786 01:55:25,529 --> 01:55:26,961 Feathers, feathers, feathers. 787 01:56:19,799 --> 01:56:21,964 Ready for tonight? 788 01:57:10,299 --> 01:57:12,331 I just need a better version of myself. 789 01:57:12,331 --> 01:57:15,263 Please give me a better version of myself, please. 790 01:57:20,794 --> 01:57:21,263 Please! 791 01:57:23,796 --> 01:57:24,329 Come on! 792 01:59:20,197 --> 01:59:21,997 Looks like everything sure 793 01:59:21,997 --> 01:59:23,230 is in the right place this time. 794 01:59:26,530 --> 01:59:28,263 Please say your name, age, measurements. 795 02:02:26,133 --> 02:02:28,593 Pretty girls should always smile. 796 02:03:04,028 --> 02:03:05,061 At last. 797 02:03:05,061 --> 02:03:06,096 We're starting to worry. 798 02:03:06,096 --> 02:03:06,461 Hurry up. You're up in five. 799 02:03:26,532 --> 02:03:27,730 There she is. 800 02:03:27,730 --> 02:03:28,197 So beautiful. 801 02:03:29,831 --> 02:03:30,362 We love you. 802 02:03:33,032 --> 02:03:34,261 This is where you belong, 803 02:03:34,261 --> 02:03:35,832 and you'll always belong here. 804 02:03:35,832 --> 02:03:37,493 We can't do it without you. 805 02:03:37,493 --> 02:03:39,061 You could never be without you. 806 02:03:39,061 --> 02:03:41,532 You're irreplaceable. 807 02:03:58,730 --> 02:04:00,797 ♪ Ooh yeah ♪ 808 02:04:02,929 --> 02:04:04,929 ♪ Oooh yeah ♪ 809 02:04:07,160 --> 02:04:09,799 ♪ Oooh yeah ♪ 810 02:04:09,799 --> 02:04:10,498 Girls, come on. Let's go. 811 02:04:10,498 --> 02:04:11,193 Let's go. 812 02:04:11,193 --> 02:04:12,195 What we waiting for? 813 02:04:12,195 --> 02:04:13,129 Alright, come on everybody. 814 02:04:13,129 --> 02:04:15,665 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 815 02:04:18,195 --> 02:04:21,362 You will not be disappointed. 816 02:04:21,362 --> 02:04:23,360 She's my most beautiful creation. 817 02:04:23,360 --> 02:04:25,093 I have shaped her for success. 818 02:04:31,162 --> 02:04:32,593 Five, four, three, two, one. 819 02:06:19,696 --> 02:06:24,330 I'm so happy to be with you tonight. 820 02:06:24,330 --> 02:06:28,197 I've missed you all so much. 821 02:07:32,796 --> 02:07:33,230 A monster! 822 02:07:42,733 --> 02:07:43,730 Shoot the monster! 823 02:07:45,631 --> 02:07:46,828 It's a freak! 824 02:07:46,828 --> 02:07:48,062 No. 825 02:07:48,062 --> 02:07:50,797 Shoot the monster! 826 02:07:50,797 --> 02:07:52,865 Don't be scared. 827 02:07:52,865 --> 02:07:54,762 - Monster! - It's still me. 828 02:07:54,762 --> 02:07:56,060 It's me. 829 02:07:56,060 --> 02:07:57,695 I'm Elisabeth. 830 02:07:57,695 --> 02:07:59,532 I'm Sue. 831 02:08:04,598 --> 02:08:05,928 Freak! 832 02:08:08,730 --> 02:08:09,164 You freak! 833 02:08:12,763 --> 02:08:13,263 Monster! 834 02:08:17,926 --> 02:08:19,498 Freak! 835 02:08:20,929 --> 02:08:21,328 Monster! 836 02:08:25,762 --> 02:08:26,098 It's me! 837 02:08:28,928 --> 02:08:31,096 It's me! 838 02:08:39,963 --> 02:08:41,664 I'm the same. 839 02:09:36,332 --> 02:09:38,266 Too bad her boobs aren't 840 02:09:38,266 --> 02:09:39,230 in the middle of her face instead of that nose. 841 02:09:41,766 --> 02:09:42,032 Hmm. 842 02:09:43,467 --> 02:09:45,097 Next! 843 02:09:51,167 --> 02:09:54,262 Pretty girls should always smile. 844 02:09:59,096 --> 02:10:00,131 At 50, it stops. 845 02:13:02,633 --> 02:13:03,263 So beautiful. 846 02:13:04,963 --> 02:13:06,963 We love you. 847 02:13:09,061 --> 02:13:11,061 You're irreplaceable.