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<b>- Elisabeth!
- Elisabeth!</b>

2
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<b>We love you Elisabeth!</b>

3
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<b>Please!</b>

4
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<b>Over here!</b>

5
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<b>Oh my God, we love you!</b>

6
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<b>...my favorite.</b>

7
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<b>- Wanna get something to eat?
- Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something.</b>

8
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<b>- Remember her?
- She was in that movie...</b>

9
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<b>We're gonna have to let her know
we're gonna be late.</b>

10
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<b>Yeah, I'll give her a text.</b>

11
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<b>He owes me 20 bucks.</b>

12
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<b>Get out the way!</b>

13
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<i><b>Vamos </b></i><b>!</b>

14
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<b>Shit!</b>

15
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<b>You got it!</b>

16
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<b>Feel that power, ladies!</b>

17
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<b>And march! Get those knees up.</b>

18
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<b>You got it!</b>

19
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<b>Come on!</b>

20
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<b>Front.</b>

21
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<b>Kick!</b>

22
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<b>Kick!</b>

23
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<b>Oh yeah, you got it!</b>

24
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<b>Square.</b>

25
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<b>Think about those bikini bods.</b>

26
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<b>You wanna look
like a giant jellyfish on the beach?</b>

27
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<b>Come on.</b>

28
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<b>Cross.</b>

29
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<b>Push.</b>

30
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<b>Kick!
Come on, you got it!</b>

31
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<b>Hang in there, ladies, you've got it.</b>

32
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<b>You've got it!</b>

33
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<b>Great workout, ladies.</b>

34
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<b>Alright, I hope I see you next week
for</b><i><b> Sparkle Your Life</b></i><b>.</b>

35
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<b>We're gonna work on
the lateral abs,</b>

36
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<b>you know,
the most difficult part to sculpt.</b>

37
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<b>But in the meantime,</b>

38
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<b>take care of yourself.</b>

39
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<b>Move it back, position one.</b>

40
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<b>Great job, ladies.</b>

41
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<b>You got it.</b>

42
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<b>Alright take these down for me.</b>

43
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<b>- Happy birthday!
- Oh, thank you.</b>

44
00:06:01,604 --> 00:06:03,440
<b>- Happy birthday.
- Oh, thank you.</b>

45
00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:05,942
<b>- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.</b>

46
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<b>I don't care if we have to see every
fucking young girl in this fucking town</b>

47
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<b>in the next few weeks.</b>

48
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<b>Look, I'll make it simple.</b>

49
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<b>We need her young.</b>

50
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<b>We need her hot.</b>

51
00:06:39,392 --> 00:06:41,060
<b>We need her now.</b>

52
00:06:42,019 --> 00:06:44,939
<b>How the old bitch has been able
to stick around for this long,</b>

53
00:06:44,981 --> 00:06:47,192
<b>that's the fucking mystery to me.</b>

54
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<b>Oh, Oscar winner my ass.</b>

55
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<b>When was that? Back in the 30s,</b>

56
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<b>what, for</b><i><b> King Kong </b></i><b>?</b>

57
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<b>-</b><i><b> ...promised her...</b></i>
<b>- No.</b>

58
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<b>I don't give a fuck
what we promised her!</b>

59
00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:06,669
<b>This is network TV,
not a fucking charity.</b>

60
00:07:07,879 --> 00:07:09,964
<b>Find me somebody new!</b>

61
00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:11,674
<b>Now!</b>

62
00:07:13,009 --> 00:07:18,556
<b>Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility
starts to decrease about the age of 25?</b>

63
00:07:18,723 --> 00:07:20,517
<b>How old is Jennifer?</b>

64
00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:22,477
<b>You better get busy!</b>

65
00:07:59,431 --> 00:08:02,184
<i><b>It's like when you see
someone fart on screen.</b></i>

66
00:08:07,272 --> 00:08:08,481
<b>People just love that.</b>

67
00:08:09,316 --> 00:08:10,900
<b>I mean, that's just the way it is.</b>

68
00:08:12,819 --> 00:08:13,986
<i><b>C'est la vie.</b></i>

69
00:08:14,153 --> 00:08:15,780
<b>People are just people.</b>

70
00:08:15,947 --> 00:08:19,367
<b>And I have to give people
what they want.</b>

71
00:08:19,492 --> 00:08:21,578
<b>That's what keeps the shareholders happy.</b>

72
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<b>And people always ask
for something new.</b>

73
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<b>Renewal</b>

74
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<b>is inevitable.</b>

75
00:08:30,503 --> 00:08:31,838
<b>And at 50...</b>

76
00:08:32,380 --> 00:08:33,423
<b>well...</b>

77
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<b>it stops.</b>

78
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<b>What stops?</b>

79
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<b>What?</b>

80
00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:42,013
<b>What stops?</b>

81
00:08:45,017 --> 00:08:46,478
<b>you know, the...</b>

82
00:08:54,527 --> 00:08:55,862
<b>Oh, George!</b>

83
00:08:57,780 --> 00:08:58,865
<b>I'm sorry, I gotta run.</b>

84
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<b>Harvey!</b>

85
00:09:00,533 --> 00:09:03,328
<b>George, those ratings are insane!</b>

86
00:09:04,496 --> 00:09:06,038
<b>You're a genius!</b>

87
00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,040
<b>Oh what a man, you're a genius!</b>

88
00:09:09,751 --> 00:09:11,294
<b>Let's buy you a drink, come on.</b>

89
00:09:37,195 --> 00:09:39,489
<b>WITH TOOTH BRIGHT
YOU GOT IT!</b>

90
00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:03,388
<b>Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle</b>

91
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:05,473
<b>'cause we have X-rayed
you from head to toe,</b>

92
00:10:05,515 --> 00:10:07,600
<b>and you don't have so much
as a cracked molar.</b>

93
00:10:07,767 --> 00:10:10,520
<b>So, you are good to go.</b>

94
00:10:11,688 --> 00:10:13,523
<b>Vaccination, okay.</b>

95
00:10:13,690 --> 00:10:15,900
<b>Not currently on any medication.</b>

96
00:10:16,734 --> 00:10:18,528
<b>By the way, I just want to say, my...</b>

97
00:10:18,611 --> 00:10:20,822
<b>my wife is a huge fan.</b>

98
00:10:24,409 --> 00:10:26,035
<b>Blood type...</b>

99
00:10:26,077 --> 00:10:27,912
<b>Oh hey, it's your birthday!</b>

100
00:10:28,163 --> 00:10:29,121
<b>Happy bir--</b>

101
00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:42,385
<b>Oh, uh, that's an emergency,
I'm sorry, I have to...</b>

102
00:10:42,635 --> 00:10:43,970
<b>Have a good...</b>

103
00:10:44,721 --> 00:10:45,805
<b>Bye.</b>

104
00:10:53,188 --> 00:10:54,397
<b>One moment.</b>

105
00:10:55,523 --> 00:10:57,567
<b>There's just
one last exam to perform.</b>

106
00:10:57,734 --> 00:10:59,486
<b>I thought he said
I was good to go.</b>

107
00:11:21,299 --> 00:11:23,676
<b>- Is there a problem?
- No, it's perfect.</b>

108
00:11:24,386 --> 00:11:25,678
<b>You're a good candidate.</b>

109
00:11:26,304 --> 00:11:28,473
<b>I mean, you're good to go.</b>

110
00:11:32,352 --> 00:11:33,811
<b>I wish you the best.</b>

111
00:12:11,516 --> 00:12:12,559
<b>Lizzie?</b>

112
00:12:14,186 --> 00:12:15,645
<b>Lizzie Sparkle?</b>

113
00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:17,814
<b>Oh my God, I can't believe it.</b>

114
00:12:20,024 --> 00:12:21,067
<b>Fred!</b>

115
00:12:22,194 --> 00:12:24,654
<b>Fred, from 10th grade homeroom!</b>

116
00:12:27,574 --> 00:12:29,742
<b>Fred, of course!</b>

117
00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:31,661
<b>You haven't changed a bit.</b>

118
00:12:32,204 --> 00:12:35,623
<b>You're still the most beautiful girl
in the whole wide world.</b>

119
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,793
<b>You know, I followed your career.
What a success! I mean...</b>

120
00:12:39,252 --> 00:12:41,504
<b>Wow, wow, wow!</b>

121
00:12:42,004 --> 00:12:43,005
<b>Wow.</b>

122
00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:44,131
<b>Hey...</b>

123
00:12:44,174 --> 00:12:46,676
<b>Why don't we go out
maybe for a drink some time?</b>

124
00:12:46,718 --> 00:12:49,011
<b>Now that we're,
you know, "reconnected".</b>

125
00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:51,806
<b>- Oh, of course,
- I'm...</b>

126
00:12:51,973 --> 00:12:53,808
<b>- I'm stupid, you're super busy.
- But you know what?</b>

127
00:12:53,850 --> 00:12:56,269
<b>Why don't you give me your card?</b>

128
00:12:56,353 --> 00:12:58,020
<b>I mean, you never know.</b>

129
00:12:58,813 --> 00:12:59,981
<b>Here...</b>

130
00:13:00,357 --> 00:13:01,649
<b>This will do.</b>

131
00:13:02,192 --> 00:13:04,777
<b>Don't look at my cholesterol levels,
they're a disaster.</b>

132
00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:09,532
<b>- Oh, God!
- Oh, that's...</b>

133
00:13:12,952 --> 00:13:14,036
<b>There.</b>

134
00:13:15,913 --> 00:13:16,914
<b>Now, you've got it!</b>

135
00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:21,794
<b>Call me.</b>

136
00:14:10,092 --> 00:14:13,180
<i><b>Have you ever dreamt
of a better version of yourself?</b></i>

137
00:14:16,974 --> 00:14:18,100
<i><b>Younger.</b></i>

138
00:14:18,768 --> 00:14:20,061
<i><b>More beautiful.</b></i>

139
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:21,854
<i><b>More perfect.</b></i>

140
00:14:22,605 --> 00:14:26,318
<i><b>One single injection
unlocks your DNA.</b></i>

141
00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:29,321
<i><b>Starting a new cellular division.</b></i>

142
00:14:29,487 --> 00:14:32,199
<i><b>That will release
another version of yourself.</b></i>

143
00:14:32,865 --> 00:14:34,033
<i><b>This is...</b></i>

144
00:14:34,992 --> 00:14:36,286
<i><b>The Substance.</b></i>

145
00:14:36,953 --> 00:14:38,455
<i><b>You are the matrix.</b></i>

146
00:14:39,038 --> 00:14:40,415
<i><b>Everything comes from you.</b></i>

147
00:14:41,458 --> 00:14:43,918
<i><b>And everything is you.</b></i>

148
00:14:44,126 --> 00:14:47,630
<i><b>This is simply
a better version of yourself.</b></i>

149
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,507
<i><b>You just have to share.</b></i>

150
00:14:49,757 --> 00:14:51,551
<i><b>One week for one.</b></i>

151
00:14:51,718 --> 00:14:53,470
<i><b>And one week for the other.</b></i>

152
00:14:53,636 --> 00:14:56,639
<i><b>A perfect balance of seven days each.</b></i>

153
00:14:56,806 --> 00:14:59,184
<i><b>The one and only thing not to forget.</b></i>

154
00:14:59,392 --> 00:15:01,936
<i><b>You are one.</b></i>

155
00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:04,063
<i><b>You can't escape from yourself.</b></i>

156
00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:26,169
<i><b>You slip through my fingers</b></i>

157
00:15:29,005 --> 00:15:31,924
<i><b>And you drop to the ground</b></i>

158
00:15:35,011 --> 00:15:38,306
<i><b>You fade away</b></i>

159
00:15:41,351 --> 00:15:45,188
<i><b>Fade away</b></i>

160
00:17:00,096 --> 00:17:01,097
<i><b>Here, Elisabeth...</b></i>

161
00:17:01,514 --> 00:17:02,765
<i><b>Elisabeth, we love you!</b></i>

162
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,142
<i><b>We love you...</b></i>

163
00:17:28,123 --> 00:17:29,167
<i><b>Yes?</b></i>

164
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,293
<b>Hello.</b>

165
00:17:32,254 --> 00:17:33,546
<b>I'd like...</b>

166
00:17:34,214 --> 00:17:35,548
<b>to order.</b>

167
00:17:37,509 --> 00:17:38,926
<i><b>Address?</b></i>

168
00:17:40,470 --> 00:17:42,972
<b>1057 Beverly Canyon.</b>

169
00:17:44,641 --> 00:17:48,186
<i><b>Write this down,
35 North Byron Alley.</b></i>

170
00:17:48,686 --> 00:17:50,813
<b>35 North...</b>

171
00:23:46,503 --> 00:23:48,796
<i><b>You are the matrix.</b></i>

172
00:23:48,963 --> 00:23:51,174
<i><b>Everything comes from you.</b></i>

173
00:23:51,341 --> 00:23:54,051
<i><b>And everything is you.</b></i>

174
00:23:54,969 --> 00:23:56,513
<i><b>This is simply</b></i>

175
00:23:57,013 --> 00:23:59,432
<i><b>a better version of yourself.</b></i>

176
00:34:16,966 --> 00:34:18,218
<b>Hello.</b>

177
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:02,174
<b>Thanks.</b>

178
00:37:02,215 --> 00:37:03,508
<b>We'll let you know by next week.</b>

179
00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:06,844
<b>Thank you so much.
I'm just dying to get the part.</b>

180
00:37:12,475 --> 00:37:13,810
<b>Great dancer.</b>

181
00:37:14,894 --> 00:37:19,232
<b>Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle
of her face instead of that nose.</b>

182
00:37:21,359 --> 00:37:22,444
<b>Next!</b>

183
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:39,919
<b>Looks like everything
sure is in the right place this time.</b>

184
00:37:40,337 --> 00:37:43,173
<b>Please say your name,
age, measurements.</b>

185
00:37:57,395 --> 00:37:58,396
<b>I'm...</b>

186
00:37:58,771 --> 00:37:59,814
<b>Sue.</b>

187
00:38:04,068 --> 00:38:05,612
<b>I'm Sue.</b>

188
00:38:06,696 --> 00:38:09,282
<b>Sue. Sue. Sue...</b>

189
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:19,959
<b>Where is she?</b>

190
00:38:20,460 --> 00:38:21,878
<b>Where is she?</b>

191
00:38:35,057 --> 00:38:36,726
<b>What a gorgeous</b>

192
00:38:37,394 --> 00:38:38,478
<b>little</b>

193
00:38:38,645 --> 00:38:39,771
<b>angel!</b>

194
00:38:49,739 --> 00:38:51,115
<b>You're hired.</b>

195
00:38:51,741 --> 00:38:52,992
<b>We want a show</b>

196
00:38:53,368 --> 00:38:56,078
<b>that's just like you.</b>

197
00:38:56,246 --> 00:38:57,414
<b>Beautiful and happy.</b>

198
00:38:57,830 --> 00:38:59,707
<b>People want to be happy.</b>

199
00:39:01,125 --> 00:39:03,002
<b>We air in two weeks,
so let's get to work.</b>

200
00:39:03,336 --> 00:39:06,381
<b>I'm gonna let you organize
the rest with my assistant...</b>

201
00:39:10,218 --> 00:39:11,303
<b>Isabella.</b>

202
00:39:12,679 --> 00:39:14,013
<b>Isa, Isa, Isa...</b>

203
00:39:14,138 --> 00:39:15,390
<b>who has time to say that?</b>

204
00:39:16,474 --> 00:39:17,559
<b>We're gonna make you Cindy.</b>

205
00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:18,726
<b>It's shorter.</b>

206
00:39:18,851 --> 00:39:20,187
<b>It's better.</b>

207
00:39:20,895 --> 00:39:24,274
<b>So, I'm gonna let you organize
everything else with Cindy.</b>

208
00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:27,235
<b>Before you go,</b>

209
00:39:27,444 --> 00:39:29,362
<b>I just have to mention a...</b>

210
00:39:29,696 --> 00:39:31,406
<b>small scheduling issue.</b>

211
00:39:32,073 --> 00:39:33,283
<b>I have to be</b>

212
00:39:34,201 --> 00:39:35,952
<b>out of town every other week.</b>

213
00:39:37,454 --> 00:39:39,206
<b>To take care of my mother.</b>

214
00:39:40,582 --> 00:39:41,833
<b>Who's very sick.</b>

215
00:39:49,591 --> 00:39:52,719
<b>I want you for this show.</b>

216
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:56,013
<b>And we will work around
any mother, brother,</b>

217
00:39:56,223 --> 00:39:57,724
<b>fucking sick puppy</b>

218
00:39:57,849 --> 00:39:59,601
<b>you need to take care of.</b>

219
00:40:05,232 --> 00:40:07,567
<b>Gorgeous, with a pure heart.</b>

220
00:40:08,067 --> 00:40:10,278
<b>People are gonna love that.</b>

221
00:40:39,724 --> 00:40:40,725
<b>Perfect.</b>

222
00:41:07,169 --> 00:41:08,420
<b>So you jump out.</b>

223
00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:10,588
<b>Touch your elbows.</b>

224
00:41:11,088 --> 00:41:12,131
<b>Head</b>

225
00:41:12,174 --> 00:41:13,175
<b>down.</b>

226
00:41:13,550 --> 00:41:14,634
<b>Contract.</b>

227
00:41:17,929 --> 00:41:19,972
<b>And five, six, seven, eight.</b>

228
00:41:20,139 --> 00:41:21,224
<b>Elbows.</b>

229
00:44:49,432 --> 00:44:51,184
<b>There she is!</b>

230
00:44:56,147 --> 00:44:58,275
<b>Where have you been?</b>

231
00:44:58,733 --> 00:45:01,944
<b>We've all been wanting to have
a drink with you for your departure.</b>

232
00:45:02,695 --> 00:45:03,863
<b>Anyway...</b>

233
00:45:04,155 --> 00:45:06,699
<b>we all chipped in,</b>

234
00:45:08,410 --> 00:45:10,077
<b>and we got you just a little something.</b>

235
00:45:10,453 --> 00:45:12,079
<b>To keep you busy.</b>

236
00:45:12,664 --> 00:45:13,706
<b>It's French.</b>

237
00:45:13,831 --> 00:45:16,709
<b>My wife, she swears by it.
Oh, I love my wife.</b>

238
00:45:18,753 --> 00:45:19,879
<b>Oops, I gotta run.</b>

239
00:45:20,380 --> 00:45:24,259
<b>But it's always great to see you.</b>

240
00:46:05,007 --> 00:46:06,050
<i><b>And we're ba--</b></i>

241
00:46:06,176 --> 00:46:07,719
<i><b>Which is the most
valuable seafood?</b></i>

242
00:46:07,802 --> 00:46:10,472
<i><b>...are expensing stock options.
Most of the nation--</b></i>

243
00:46:11,473 --> 00:46:13,140
<i><b>Bob and Judy, are you ready?</b></i>

244
00:46:13,475 --> 00:46:15,727
<i><b>...know what you'll be toting
around for the rest of your days? Regr--</b></i>

245
00:46:15,935 --> 00:46:17,312
<i><b>...the field, kids on the f--</b></i>

246
00:46:51,179 --> 00:46:53,556
<i><b>The antelope and the deer
moving about,</b></i>

247
00:46:54,641 --> 00:46:56,058
<i><b>A hunt through the T--</b></i>

248
00:46:59,145 --> 00:47:01,481
<i><b>...only at the Worldwide Shopping channel</b></i>

249
00:47:01,648 --> 00:47:04,234
<i><b>we have a beautiful, beautiful</b></i>

250
00:47:04,276 --> 00:47:06,736
<i><b>straight outta Africa...</b></i>

251
00:47:07,904 --> 00:47:13,826
<i><b>...$8.99, 99. In less than a minute
we have it here today</b></i>

252
00:47:14,952 --> 00:47:17,997
<i><b>...99, 99. I can't believe this price...</b></i>

253
00:47:48,278 --> 00:47:50,029
<i><b>...98, with remote.</b></i>

254
00:47:50,363 --> 00:47:52,865
<i><b>I cannot believe the incredible price.</b></i>

255
00:47:52,990 --> 00:47:55,243
<i><b>For $49.98, shoppers.</b></i>

256
00:47:55,827 --> 00:47:58,246
<i><b>Look at the quality of this thing.
This thing is sturdy.</b></i>

257
00:47:58,538 --> 00:47:59,622
<i><b>Beautiful.</b></i>

258
00:48:00,039 --> 00:48:02,083
<i><b>Listen to your music at home, shoppers.</b></i>

259
00:48:02,167 --> 00:48:04,502
<i><b>$49.98, I'll take one myself.</b></i>

260
00:48:04,544 --> 00:48:05,628
<i><b>Put it right there,</b></i>

261
00:48:05,712 --> 00:48:07,547
<i><b>hold that one for me,
that one's mine.</b></i>

262
00:48:07,589 --> 00:48:08,840
<i><b>How can you ever--</b></i>

263
00:49:38,846 --> 00:49:42,434
<i><b>God damn it, lady, come on!
I haven't slept in three nights!</b></i>

264
00:49:43,185 --> 00:49:45,312
<i><b>Open up! God damn it!</b></i>

265
00:49:45,770 --> 00:49:46,771
<b>Are you gonna open--</b>

266
00:49:50,650 --> 00:49:51,651
<b>Sorry.</b>

267
00:49:52,527 --> 00:49:53,820
<b>I thought that Ms. Sparkle...</b>

268
00:49:53,986 --> 00:49:56,323
<b>She moved out.
I'm the new tenant.</b>

269
00:49:57,699 --> 00:49:58,700
<b>Sue.</b>

270
00:50:00,327 --> 00:50:01,536
<b>Oler--</b>

271
00:50:01,619 --> 00:50:02,704
<b>Oler--</b>

272
00:50:03,496 --> 00:50:04,497
<b>Oliker.</b>

273
00:50:04,539 --> 00:50:06,791
<b>You wanted to complain
about something...</b>

274
00:50:07,834 --> 00:50:08,876
<b>Oliver?</b>

275
00:50:09,752 --> 00:50:10,878
<b>What?</b>

276
00:50:11,045 --> 00:50:12,129
<b>No.</b>

277
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:14,048
<b>No, no, no...</b>

278
00:50:14,632 --> 00:50:17,844
<b>I think it's awesome when there's stuff
going on in the building.</b>

279
00:50:17,885 --> 00:50:19,637
<b>You know what I mean?</b>

280
00:50:22,474 --> 00:50:23,933
<b>I'm actually...</b>

281
00:50:24,351 --> 00:50:25,602
<b>quite handy.</b>

282
00:50:25,768 --> 00:50:27,061
<b>If you ever need...</b>

283
00:50:28,313 --> 00:50:31,023
<b>need me to be of aid in any way.</b>

284
00:50:31,316 --> 00:50:33,401
<b>I got a sack of tools, and...</b>

285
00:50:34,486 --> 00:50:36,196
<b>I got a big hammer.</b>

286
00:50:38,615 --> 00:50:40,116
<b>You know what I mean.</b>

287
00:50:41,909 --> 00:50:44,412
<b>Anyways, I live right here.</b>

288
00:50:44,579 --> 00:50:46,248
<b>So you know where to find me.</b>

289
00:50:46,414 --> 00:50:47,665
<b>Anytime.</b>

290
00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:49,584
<b>Day or night.</b>

291
00:50:50,001 --> 00:50:51,043
<b>Later.</b>

292
00:52:46,326 --> 00:52:47,577
<b>Hi everybody.</b>

293
00:52:47,744 --> 00:52:49,120
<b>I'm Sue.</b>

294
00:52:49,287 --> 00:52:50,372
<b>And it's time</b>

295
00:52:50,538 --> 00:52:51,539
<b>to pump it up!</b>

296
00:52:51,789 --> 00:52:53,416
<b>Are you ready?
Let's go.</b>

297
00:54:22,964 --> 00:54:25,258
<b>Thank you so much, everybody.</b>

298
00:54:25,717 --> 00:54:26,759
<b>I'll see you next week.</b>

299
00:54:28,220 --> 00:54:29,304
<b>Oh...</b>

300
00:54:30,597 --> 00:54:32,349
<b>And in the meantime...</b>

301
00:54:33,308 --> 00:54:35,185
<b>take care of yourself.</b>

302
00:54:41,441 --> 00:54:42,525
<b>Where is she?</b>

303
00:54:44,694 --> 00:54:45,695
<b>There she is!</b>

304
00:54:47,113 --> 00:54:49,073
<b>Wonderful, wonderful.</b>

305
00:54:49,574 --> 00:54:51,826
<b>That's what I'm talking about!</b>

306
00:56:07,777 --> 00:56:11,072
<b>I won't be out late,
so just wait for me.</b>

307
00:56:17,204 --> 00:56:18,746
<b>Don't eat too fast.</b>

308
00:56:35,513 --> 00:56:36,889
<b>Let's go!</b>

309
00:58:31,504 --> 00:58:32,672
<b>Are you alright?</b>

310
00:58:36,968 --> 00:58:38,595
<b>Yes, I'll be right back.</b>

311
00:59:15,089 --> 00:59:16,090
<b>Are you alright?</b>

312
01:00:02,179 --> 01:00:03,471
<b>What did you do?</b>

313
01:00:03,555 --> 01:00:05,932
<b>You seem
even more beautiful than before.</b>

314
01:02:40,295 --> 01:02:41,379
<i><b>Yes?</b></i>

315
01:02:41,671 --> 01:02:43,047
<b>Yes, hi.</b>

316
01:02:43,548 --> 01:02:45,883
<b>This is Elisabeth Sparkle.</b>

317
01:02:51,556 --> 01:02:53,225
<b>I'm 503.</b>

318
01:02:53,975 --> 01:02:55,059
<i><b>Yes.</b></i>

319
01:02:55,977 --> 01:02:57,019
<b>Yes, hi.</b>

320
01:02:58,230 --> 01:02:59,897
<b>There's been a slight</b>

321
01:03:00,064 --> 01:03:01,941
<b>misuse of the Substance.</b>

322
01:03:02,692 --> 01:03:07,071
<b>A few extra hours were accidentally</b>

323
01:03:07,530 --> 01:03:08,615
<b>used.</b>

324
01:03:08,906 --> 01:03:10,283
<b>Causing um...</b>

325
01:03:11,784 --> 01:03:13,286
<b>an alteration.</b>

326
01:03:14,412 --> 01:03:16,873
<b>So I'm just looking for
the procedure to reverse it.</b>

327
01:03:17,039 --> 01:03:20,960
<i><b>What has been used on one side
is lost on the other side.</b></i>

328
01:03:21,127 --> 01:03:23,004
<i><b>There's no going back.</b></i>

329
01:03:28,676 --> 01:03:29,719
<b>No...</b>

330
01:03:30,553 --> 01:03:32,514
<b>I don't know what she was thinking.</b>

331
01:03:32,764 --> 01:03:35,016
<b>And obviously she was drunk.</b>

332
01:03:35,267 --> 01:03:37,769
<i><b>Remember,
there is no "she" and "you".</b></i>

333
01:03:37,935 --> 01:03:39,271
<i><b>You are one.</b></i>

334
01:03:39,437 --> 01:03:40,605
<i><b>Respect the balance.</b></i>

335
01:03:40,772 --> 01:03:43,275
<i><b>And you won't have
any more inconveniences.</b></i>

336
01:05:21,539 --> 01:05:22,790
<b>Sue!</b>

337
01:05:23,416 --> 01:05:24,501
<b>Sue?</b>

338
01:05:25,252 --> 01:05:27,128
<b>I just saw you on TV.</b>

339
01:05:27,462 --> 01:05:29,214
<b>Holy moly!</b>

340
01:05:30,507 --> 01:05:32,509
<b>Makes me wanna join your class.</b>

341
01:05:32,884 --> 01:05:34,886
<b>You don't give private lessons,
do you?</b>

342
01:05:37,305 --> 01:05:38,348
<b>Hey, um...</b>

343
01:05:39,557 --> 01:05:42,185
<b>What about a drink
at my place tonight?</b>

344
01:05:44,312 --> 01:05:46,105
<b>Come on, don't be shy.</b>

345
01:05:46,356 --> 01:05:49,066
<b>I see you standing behind
the door there, gorgeous.</b>

346
01:05:52,362 --> 01:05:53,446
<b>Alright.</b>

347
01:05:53,613 --> 01:05:54,947
<b>Take your time.</b>

348
01:05:55,114 --> 01:05:56,449
<b>But it's a date.</b>

349
01:05:57,367 --> 01:05:58,785
<i><b>You know, pump it up</b></i>

350
01:05:58,993 --> 01:06:00,953
<i><b>You've got to pump it up</b></i>

351
01:06:01,288 --> 01:06:02,955
<i><b>You know, pump it up</b></i>

352
01:06:03,290 --> 01:06:05,167
<i><b>You've got to pump it up</b></i>

353
01:07:29,376 --> 01:07:30,543
<b>What can I get you?</b>

354
01:07:34,714 --> 01:07:35,965
<b>Mocha latte.</b>

355
01:07:44,474 --> 01:07:46,893
<b>It's long, isn't it?</b>

356
01:07:48,645 --> 01:07:49,937
<b>Excuse me?</b>

357
01:07:53,691 --> 01:07:55,652
<b>Seven days.</b>

358
01:08:25,472 --> 01:08:27,724
<b>Did you follow me here?</b>

359
01:08:28,725 --> 01:08:30,270
<b>I was just curious</b>

360
01:08:30,645 --> 01:08:32,897
<b>to find out how things
were going for you.</b>

361
01:08:34,191 --> 01:08:36,901
<b>Each time, you feel a little more...</b>

362
01:08:37,527 --> 01:08:38,570
<b>lonely.</b>

363
01:08:39,571 --> 01:08:40,612
<b>Don't you think?</b>

364
01:08:42,199 --> 01:08:44,284
<b>I don't know
what you're talking about.</b>

365
01:08:45,785 --> 01:08:47,204
<b>I'm fine.</b>

366
01:08:48,370 --> 01:08:49,956
<b>Everything's fine.</b>

367
01:08:50,165 --> 01:08:52,083
<b>It gets harder each time</b>

368
01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:54,501
<b>to remember that you</b>

369
01:08:55,001 --> 01:08:56,253
<b>still deserve</b>

370
01:08:56,503 --> 01:08:57,964
<b>to exist!</b>

371
01:09:00,550 --> 01:09:02,634
<b>That this part of yourself</b>

372
01:09:03,009 --> 01:09:05,262
<b>is still worth something,</b>

373
01:09:05,387 --> 01:09:06,931
<b>that you</b>

374
01:09:07,557 --> 01:09:09,766
<b>still matter!</b>

375
01:09:14,314 --> 01:09:16,398
<b>Has she started yet?</b>

376
01:09:17,734 --> 01:09:20,445
<b>Eating away at you?</b>

377
01:09:37,629 --> 01:09:38,670
<b>Fuck!</b>

378
01:09:38,838 --> 01:09:40,089
<b>Watch out!</b>

379
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:49,724
<b>What?</b>

380
01:10:00,402 --> 01:10:01,444
<b>Hey!</b>

381
01:10:01,611 --> 01:10:02,612
<b>Move!</b>

382
01:10:33,476 --> 01:10:36,854
<b>You're still the most beautiful girl
in the whole wide world.</b>

383
01:10:46,573 --> 01:10:47,699
<i><b>Hello?</b></i>

384
01:10:47,740 --> 01:10:49,451
<b>Hi, Fred.</b>

385
01:10:49,617 --> 01:10:50,868
<b>It's Lizzie.</b>

386
01:10:54,038 --> 01:10:55,122
<b>Hello?</b>

387
01:10:55,623 --> 01:10:57,500
<i><b>Sorry, I'm in shock.</b></i>

388
01:10:58,626 --> 01:11:00,712
<i><b>Wow, wow, wow!</b></i>

389
01:11:01,003 --> 01:11:03,756
<i><b>I thought I'd never
hear from you again after...</b></i>

390
01:11:03,798 --> 01:11:05,300
<b>Oh gosh, no, not at all.</b>

391
01:11:05,467 --> 01:11:06,926
<b>I've just, I've just...</b>

392
01:11:07,093 --> 01:11:09,136
<b>I've just been really busy lately.</b>

393
01:11:09,471 --> 01:11:10,638
<b>So listen,</b>

394
01:11:10,930 --> 01:11:13,225
<b>I was thinking that...</b>

395
01:11:15,017 --> 01:11:18,438
<b>maybe we could get together
and grab a drink?</b>

396
01:11:23,776 --> 01:11:25,069
<b>Are you still there?</b>

397
01:11:25,612 --> 01:11:28,406
<i><b>Sorry, I'm in shock again.</b></i>

398
01:11:30,950 --> 01:11:33,703
<i><b>I could book Luigi's at 8?</b></i>

399
01:11:34,371 --> 01:11:36,539
<b>Eight at Luigi's it is.</b>

400
01:11:36,581 --> 01:11:38,124
<b>I...</b>

401
01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:40,418
<b>I will see you tonight.</b>

402
01:11:41,461 --> 01:11:44,339
<b>-</b><i><b> Bye.</b></i>
<b>- Okay. Bye.</b>

403
01:16:37,882 --> 01:16:40,510
<i><b>And we're back!
And welcome back to...</b></i>

404
01:16:40,802 --> 01:16:42,679
<i><b>Bob and Judy, are you ready?</b></i>

405
01:16:48,518 --> 01:16:49,936
<b>Hi everybody!</b>

406
01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:53,440
<b>Okay, here we go everyone,
clear the set, please.</b>

407
01:16:53,606 --> 01:16:55,275
<b>First positions, thank you.</b>

408
01:16:55,317 --> 01:16:56,609
<b>Roll cameras.</b>

409
01:16:56,776 --> 01:16:57,902
<b>And in</b>

410
01:16:58,069 --> 01:16:59,279
<b>Three, two...</b>

411
01:16:59,987 --> 01:17:00,988
<b>one...</b>

412
01:17:03,658 --> 01:17:05,993
<b>And squat, squat, squat.</b>

413
01:17:07,579 --> 01:17:08,996
<b>Circle those hips.</b>

414
01:17:09,581 --> 01:17:10,790
<b>Circle those hips.</b>

415
01:17:11,333 --> 01:17:13,710
<b>Contract, contract, contract.</b>

416
01:17:14,126 --> 01:17:16,838
<b>Contract, contract, contract.</b>

417
01:17:17,004 --> 01:17:18,798
<b>Head between your legs!</b>

418
01:17:24,846 --> 01:17:25,972
<b>Cut!</b>

419
01:17:29,726 --> 01:17:30,977
<b>I'm sorry, I thought I...</b>

420
01:17:32,354 --> 01:17:34,231
<b>I thought I...</b>

421
01:17:35,147 --> 01:17:36,816
<b>I just got distracted.</b>

422
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:39,026
<b>Not a problem, let's get right back to it.</b>

423
01:17:39,569 --> 01:17:40,820
<b>Back to one, please.</b>

424
01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:45,367
<b>Sorry, it's the control room now.</b>

425
01:17:45,492 --> 01:17:47,827
<b>The director said he saw
something bizarre on the monitor.</b>

426
01:17:47,994 --> 01:17:49,621
<b>Bring up the replay on camera 2.</b>

427
01:17:49,787 --> 01:17:50,913
<b>Camera 2!</b>

428
01:18:01,924 --> 01:18:03,009
<b>Forward.</b>

429
01:18:09,015 --> 01:18:10,141
<b>Can I have my dressing gown?</b>

430
01:18:10,475 --> 01:18:12,977
<b>- Sorry, it's in your dressing room.
- Well then, go and get it!</b>

431
01:18:13,561 --> 01:18:15,062
<b>Let's just take this frame by frame.</b>

432
01:18:29,577 --> 01:18:30,620
<b>I need five minutes.</b>

433
01:20:29,822 --> 01:20:31,949
<b>-</b><i><b> Yes?</b></i>
<b>- This balance is not working!</b>

434
01:20:32,242 --> 01:20:34,369
<b>I barely have any time
to enjoy myself.</b>

435
01:20:34,452 --> 01:20:37,330
<b>While she wastes seven days,</b>

436
01:20:37,372 --> 01:20:39,166
<b>stuffing her face in front of the TV!</b>

437
01:20:39,207 --> 01:20:41,251
<i><b>Remember,
there is no "she" and "you".</b></i>

438
01:20:41,376 --> 01:20:42,419
<i><b>You are--</b></i>

439
01:20:44,254 --> 01:20:46,714
<b>Hello everybody...</b>

440
01:20:51,511 --> 01:20:53,012
<b>What's happening?
Where is everybody?</b>

441
01:20:53,137 --> 01:20:54,681
<b>The taping's been cancelled.</b>

442
01:20:55,723 --> 01:20:56,724
<b>What? Why?</b>

443
01:20:56,891 --> 01:20:57,892
<b>Sue.</b>

444
01:20:58,351 --> 01:21:00,603
<b>Harvey wants to see you
in his office immediately.</b>

445
01:21:01,438 --> 01:21:02,480
<b>Okay.</b>

446
01:21:02,730 --> 01:21:03,773
<b>I'll go change...</b>

447
01:21:03,856 --> 01:21:05,400
<b>No, he said "Now".</b>

448
01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:24,669
<b>I'll get right to the point.</b>

449
01:21:25,670 --> 01:21:27,797
<b>We can't keep you
on the morning show.</b>

450
01:21:29,048 --> 01:21:31,259
<b>But why? I just started.</b>

451
01:21:32,051 --> 01:21:34,262
<b>Ratings are through the roof.</b>

452
01:21:35,096 --> 01:21:37,224
<b>We started at 42.</b>

453
01:21:37,724 --> 01:21:39,058
<b>Now we're up to, like...</b>

454
01:21:39,976 --> 01:21:41,060
<b>216.</b>

455
01:21:41,228 --> 01:21:43,521
<b>It's phenomenal!</b>

456
01:21:44,772 --> 01:21:46,148
<b>People love you!</b>

457
01:21:46,691 --> 01:21:48,360
<b>They adore you!</b>

458
01:21:48,485 --> 01:21:50,111
<b>They want more and more</b>

459
01:21:50,278 --> 01:21:51,571
<b>and more of you.</b>

460
01:21:51,738 --> 01:21:53,490
<b>That is why we have decided</b>

461
01:21:54,282 --> 01:21:56,409
<b>that we want you to host</b>

462
01:21:57,369 --> 01:21:59,371
<b>the New Year's Eve show.</b>

463
01:21:59,996 --> 01:22:01,373
<b>You mean the...</b>

464
01:22:01,414 --> 01:22:04,501
<b>The network's biggest show.
50 million viewers.</b>

465
01:22:04,667 --> 01:22:05,835
<b>Live.</b>

466
01:22:06,002 --> 01:22:08,171
<b>You can't go higher than that!</b>

467
01:22:10,423 --> 01:22:11,508
<b>Now, it's gonna be intense.</b>

468
01:22:11,799 --> 01:22:14,344
<b>We only have a few months
to pull it off, so...</b>

469
01:22:14,719 --> 01:22:16,638
<b>Are you in?</b>

470
01:22:27,690 --> 01:22:29,692
<b>If you don't open the door
when opportunity knocks</b>

471
01:22:29,734 --> 01:22:31,110
<b>you won't get another chance.</b>

472
01:22:32,737 --> 01:22:34,489
<b>You of all people know this.</b>

473
01:22:47,294 --> 01:22:49,296
<b>Just one more day,
and then I have a whole week off</b>

474
01:22:49,379 --> 01:22:50,713
<b>we can switch.</b>

475
01:23:08,481 --> 01:23:09,941
<b>We're doing the cover of Vogue!</b>

476
01:23:11,484 --> 01:23:12,735
<b>Just one more day, okay?</b>

477
01:23:49,272 --> 01:23:51,441
<b>No...</b>

478
01:24:20,970 --> 01:24:21,971
<i><b>Yes?</b></i>

479
01:24:22,096 --> 01:24:24,056
<b>She didn't respect the balance!</b>

480
01:24:24,724 --> 01:24:27,352
<b>She's stealing
more and more time from me.</b>

481
01:24:27,519 --> 01:24:31,273
<b>Completely without consideration
to the consequences.</b>

482
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:33,024
<b>She's a selfish bitch!</b>

483
01:24:33,065 --> 01:24:34,108
<i><b>Would you like to stop?</b></i>

484
01:24:37,153 --> 01:24:38,238
<b>Stop?</b>

485
01:24:38,363 --> 01:24:39,697
<i><b>You are the matrix.</b></i>

486
01:24:40,031 --> 01:24:43,285
<i><b>If you are not satisfied,
you can put an end to the experience</b></i>

487
01:24:43,451 --> 01:24:46,329
<i><b>and go back to being just you,
on your own.</b></i>

488
01:24:46,496 --> 01:24:47,539
<i><b>Would you like to stop?</b></i>

489
01:24:50,667 --> 01:24:53,127
<b>Will it go back
to the way it was before?</b>

490
01:24:53,253 --> 01:24:55,463
<i><b>What has been transferred
won't come back.</b></i>

491
01:24:55,630 --> 01:24:57,965
<i><b>But you can stop
the experience as of now.</b></i>

492
01:24:58,132 --> 01:24:59,467
<i><b>Would you like to stop?</b></i>

493
01:24:59,634 --> 01:25:02,387
<i><b>To go back to being just you,
on your own?</b></i>

494
01:25:05,265 --> 01:25:06,349
<b>No.</b>

495
01:25:08,935 --> 01:25:10,102
<b>No, no, no...</b>

496
01:25:10,395 --> 01:25:11,771
<b>I can't stop.</b>

497
01:25:12,939 --> 01:25:13,940
<b>She...</b>

498
01:25:16,025 --> 01:25:17,026
<b>I...</b>

499
01:25:22,657 --> 01:25:24,742
<b>The balance
just needs to be respected.</b>

500
01:25:24,909 --> 01:25:26,244
<i><b>So respect it.</b></i>

501
01:25:29,247 --> 01:25:30,540
<b>Just stop it. Stop it.</b>

502
01:25:30,873 --> 01:25:32,667
<b>Stop it, stop it, stop it.</b>

503
01:25:41,676 --> 01:25:44,179
<i><b>Bob, you are the winner!</b></i>

504
01:25:44,304 --> 01:25:47,139
<i><b>So Bob, congratulations,
you've won $25,000.</b></i>

505
01:25:47,515 --> 01:25:50,560
<i><b>Now you have one final chance
to answer a single question</b></i>

506
01:25:50,893 --> 01:25:55,147
<i><b>in our big question round
and play for $250,000!</b></i>

507
01:25:58,651 --> 01:26:00,403
<i><b>Now, you'll have just 45 seconds...</b></i>

508
01:26:59,837 --> 01:27:02,131
<b>Just a little something
to keep you busy.</b>

509
01:27:14,936 --> 01:27:16,354
<b>Fuck...</b>

510
01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:45,258
<i><b>Yes, ladies and gentlemen,
she is here.</b></i>

511
01:27:45,717 --> 01:27:46,926
<i><b>The superstar</b></i>

512
01:27:47,093 --> 01:27:49,262
<i><b>of the moment, Sue!</b></i>

513
01:27:49,429 --> 01:27:51,348
<i><b>Are you ready? Let's welcome her!</b></i>

514
01:27:51,514 --> 01:27:52,682
<i><b>Sue!</b></i>

515
01:27:54,476 --> 01:27:59,439
<b>You popped up out of nowhere
on our screens like a tornado!</b>

516
01:27:59,606 --> 01:28:01,316
<b>I don't think anybody</b>

517
01:28:01,483 --> 01:28:03,067
<b>was really prepared for this whirlwind.</b>

518
01:28:10,408 --> 01:28:13,661
<b>It all started with the morning show.</b>

519
01:28:13,703 --> 01:28:15,079
<b>And rumor has it,</b>

520
01:28:15,247 --> 01:28:18,666
<b>that you are up
for Tom Grant's next movie.</b>

521
01:28:20,585 --> 01:28:21,711
<b>Ah, wait...</b>

522
01:28:21,919 --> 01:28:23,004
<b>just a moment.</b>

523
01:28:23,171 --> 01:28:25,340
<b>I'm being told
you are going to host</b>

524
01:28:25,507 --> 01:28:28,134
<b>the New Year's Eve show,
can you confirm this?</b>

525
01:28:28,718 --> 01:28:29,719
<b>Yes, that's right.</b>

526
01:28:30,011 --> 01:28:31,346
<b>Yes, that's right.</b>

527
01:28:34,056 --> 01:28:36,934
<b>Oh my God! That is huge news!</b>

528
01:28:39,812 --> 01:28:41,314
<b>Tell us a little bit about yourself.</b>

529
01:28:41,481 --> 01:28:43,941
<b>Where are you from,
how did you get discovered?</b>

530
01:28:44,066 --> 01:28:47,362
<b>I want, we want to know everything.</b>

531
01:28:50,198 --> 01:28:51,574
<b>Well, I mean..</b>

532
01:28:52,158 --> 01:28:54,494
<b>there's really not very much to tell.</b>

533
01:28:54,994 --> 01:28:56,329
<b>I'm just a girl</b>

534
01:28:56,371 --> 01:29:00,082
<b>from a very small town in Indiana.</b>

535
01:29:00,292 --> 01:29:02,043
<b>I'm sure that you've never heard of it.</b>

536
01:29:02,294 --> 01:29:04,254
<b>In fact, it's not even a town.</b>

537
01:29:04,296 --> 01:29:07,382
<b>I'm not sure you could
really even call it a village. It's...</b>

538
01:29:08,258 --> 01:29:10,134
<b>a farm, perhaps?</b>

539
01:29:16,891 --> 01:29:18,518
<b>But, ever since I can remember,</b>

540
01:29:18,685 --> 01:29:20,395
<b>it has always been my dream</b>

541
01:29:20,562 --> 01:29:21,771
<b>to be on the screen.</b>

542
01:29:22,355 --> 01:29:24,482
<b>This is my dream.</b>

543
01:29:24,649 --> 01:29:26,568
<b>As a child I used to put
on shows for my family.</b>

544
01:29:27,527 --> 01:29:28,861
<b>Your family.</b>

545
01:29:29,028 --> 01:29:30,112
<b>How sweet.</b>

546
01:29:33,032 --> 01:29:34,075
<b>So...</b>

547
01:29:34,367 --> 01:29:36,619
<b>everyone is aware</b>

548
01:29:36,786 --> 01:29:38,246
<b>that you replaced</b>

549
01:29:38,621 --> 01:29:39,956
<b>Elisabeth Sparkle.</b>

550
01:29:41,123 --> 01:29:44,252
<b>And no doubt about it, you stepped in,</b>

551
01:29:44,294 --> 01:29:45,920
<b>you turned up the volume,</b>

552
01:29:45,962 --> 01:29:48,130
<b>and you rocked their world.</b>

553
01:29:48,423 --> 01:29:50,049
<b>Were you a fan of her show?</b>

554
01:29:56,514 --> 01:29:57,682
<b>Well...</b>

555
01:29:58,933 --> 01:30:00,643
<b>Well, I can't...</b>

556
01:30:01,018 --> 01:30:03,688
<b>I can't really say
that I actually watched</b>

557
01:30:03,855 --> 01:30:04,856
<b>her show.</b>

558
01:30:05,482 --> 01:30:09,026
<b>You do know that we're not exactly
from the same generation.</b>

559
01:30:10,027 --> 01:30:11,571
<b>And you have to admit</b>

560
01:30:11,738 --> 01:30:13,072
<b>it was a bit old-fashioned.</b>

561
01:30:16,117 --> 01:30:17,535
<b>Jurassic Fitness, really.</b>

562
01:30:18,453 --> 01:30:19,912
<b>Jurassic Fitness?</b>

563
01:30:20,079 --> 01:30:21,248
<b>It needed a change.</b>

564
01:30:23,541 --> 01:30:24,917
<b>I'll fucking show you.</b>

565
01:30:26,211 --> 01:30:28,171
<b>You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness?</b>

566
01:30:31,466 --> 01:30:32,592
<b>You want it?</b>

567
01:30:33,510 --> 01:30:34,511
<b>Come on,</b>

568
01:30:34,636 --> 01:30:37,096
<b>come get
your fucking Jurassic Fitness!</b>

569
01:30:45,897 --> 01:30:48,065
<b>But my mother was a huge fan of hers.</b>

570
01:30:50,277 --> 01:30:52,111
<b>So every morning,</b>

571
01:30:52,654 --> 01:30:53,655
<b>rain or shine,</b>

572
01:30:54,906 --> 01:30:56,866
<i><b>Sparkle Your Life </b></i><b>was on TV.</b>

573
01:30:57,116 --> 01:30:59,118
<b>So, in a way, I grew up with her.</b>

574
01:30:59,411 --> 01:31:00,995
<b>Whether I liked it or not.</b>

575
01:31:02,205 --> 01:31:04,916
<b>I guess that's why you can say
we have some sort of connection.</b>

576
01:31:05,167 --> 01:31:06,793
<b>"Some sort of connection."</b>

577
01:31:06,959 --> 01:31:08,170
<b>You wouldn't exist</b>

578
01:31:08,420 --> 01:31:09,504
<b>without me.</b>

579
01:31:20,932 --> 01:31:22,809
<b>It is time, ladies and gentlemen,</b>

580
01:31:22,850 --> 01:31:25,228
<b>for our final question.</b>

581
01:31:25,395 --> 01:31:27,189
<b>The question that we ask</b>

582
01:31:27,230 --> 01:31:31,359
<b>each and every one of our guests.</b>

583
01:31:31,984 --> 01:31:35,322
<b>Would you share one of your little</b>

584
01:31:35,363 --> 01:31:36,698
<b>beauty secrets with us?</b>

585
01:31:38,491 --> 01:31:40,202
<b>Just one little trick of yours</b>

586
01:31:40,368 --> 01:31:43,788
<b>that helps you look so incredibly
stunning, I mean, look at you.</b>

587
01:31:43,830 --> 01:31:45,540
<b>- I don't know...
- Say it!</b>

588
01:31:46,541 --> 01:31:47,917
<b>Say it!</b>

589
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:50,503
<b>- Let me think.
- Say it.</b>

590
01:31:50,628 --> 01:31:52,922
<b>Tell them
who your little beauty secret is.</b>

591
01:31:53,089 --> 01:31:54,006
<b>I guess...</b>

592
01:31:54,131 --> 01:31:56,301
<b>Why don't we just show them right here?</b>

593
01:31:56,468 --> 01:31:57,969
<b>Here's your little beauty secret.</b>

594
01:31:58,094 --> 01:31:59,762
<b>I guess I just try to be myself.</b>

595
01:31:59,929 --> 01:32:00,930
<b>To be sincere</b>

596
01:32:01,097 --> 01:32:03,225
<b>and grateful for all that I have.</b>

597
01:32:03,975 --> 01:32:05,893
<b>And to always remember
to lead with my heart.</b>

598
01:32:06,728 --> 01:32:08,771
<b>America's sweetheart.</b>

599
01:32:18,656 --> 01:32:20,283
<b>"I just...</b>

600
01:32:21,201 --> 01:32:22,744
<b>I try to be myself."</b>

601
01:32:24,329 --> 01:32:25,497
<b>Stop it!</b>

602
01:32:26,581 --> 01:32:28,040
<b>Stop it.</b>

603
01:32:28,250 --> 01:32:29,959
<b>You're taking it from me.</b>

604
01:32:30,126 --> 01:32:32,295
<b>That's your little secret.</b>

605
01:32:32,462 --> 01:32:34,005
<b>Stop it!</b>

606
01:32:34,297 --> 01:32:37,008
<b>Stop it, stop it, stop it.</b>

607
01:32:48,478 --> 01:32:49,937
<b>You have to...</b>

608
01:32:50,104 --> 01:32:53,191
<b>...control yourself!</b>

609
01:33:12,877 --> 01:33:14,712
<b>I can't go back inside her.</b>

610
01:33:22,845 --> 01:33:24,306
<b>Gross, old,</b>

611
01:33:24,431 --> 01:33:25,682
<b>fat,</b>

612
01:33:26,474 --> 01:33:27,517
<b>disgusting!</b>

613
01:34:48,139 --> 01:34:49,516
<b>Coming to bed?</b>

614
01:34:50,225 --> 01:34:51,226
<b>Yes.</b>

615
01:34:52,018 --> 01:34:53,311
<b>I'll be right there.</b>

616
01:35:58,418 --> 01:35:59,752
<b>-</b><i><b> Yes?</b></i>
<b>- Hi!</b>

617
01:35:59,794 --> 01:36:01,588
<b>Hi, this is an emergency.</b>

618
01:36:01,754 --> 01:36:03,673
<b>There's no more stabilizer fluid.</b>

619
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:06,968
<b>Hello?</b>

620
01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:09,804
<b>It's fucking 503.</b>

621
01:36:09,929 --> 01:36:10,972
<b>Yes.</b>

622
01:36:11,931 --> 01:36:14,559
<b>I'm telling you, this is urgent.
There's no more stabilizer fluid.</b>

623
01:36:14,726 --> 01:36:16,603
<i><b>It means you've reached the end.</b></i>

624
01:36:19,021 --> 01:36:20,190
<b>What do you mean, the end?</b>

625
01:36:20,482 --> 01:36:21,858
<i><b>You've drained it all out.</b></i>

626
01:36:22,024 --> 01:36:23,067
<i><b>If you want more,</b></i>

627
01:36:23,109 --> 01:36:24,986
<i><b>you must let the fluid regenerate.</b></i>

628
01:36:25,778 --> 01:36:27,154
<b>Tell me how to do it,</b>

629
01:36:27,197 --> 01:36:29,449
<b>I need to stabilize myself right now.</b>

630
01:36:29,824 --> 01:36:31,451
<i><b>You simply have to switch.</b></i>

631
01:36:34,162 --> 01:36:35,455
<b>Excuse me?</b>

632
01:36:35,497 --> 01:36:38,166
<i><b>The switch reboots
the fluid secretion process</b></i>

633
01:36:38,333 --> 01:36:40,793
<i><b>so you can continue
to enjoy the experience.</b></i>

634
01:36:40,835 --> 01:36:42,795
<b>No, no, no.</b>

635
01:36:43,087 --> 01:36:44,506
<b>I can't switch, I can't.</b>

636
01:36:45,047 --> 01:36:46,591
<b>Especially not now.</b>

637
01:36:46,716 --> 01:36:48,510
<i><b>There is no other option.</b></i>

638
01:37:15,162 --> 01:37:16,288
<b>Sue?</b>

639
01:37:28,550 --> 01:37:29,717
<b>Babe?</b>

640
01:37:32,804 --> 01:37:33,846
<b>Sue?</b>

641
01:37:34,389 --> 01:37:35,515
<b>You alright?</b>

642
01:37:41,396 --> 01:37:42,730
<b>Stressed out about tomorrow?</b>

643
01:38:03,210 --> 01:38:05,212
<b>Sue? Is something wrong?</b>

644
01:38:10,217 --> 01:38:12,594
<b>You a little cranky because
of your lady business?</b>

645
01:38:17,349 --> 01:38:18,391
<b>Sue, open the door.</b>

646
01:38:19,642 --> 01:38:20,893
<b>Come on, Sue.</b>

647
01:38:21,478 --> 01:38:23,355
<b>It's not funny,
I need to take a piss.</b>

648
01:38:24,606 --> 01:38:25,940
<b>Sue, open the door.</b>

649
01:38:26,858 --> 01:38:28,568
<b>Open the door, Sue. Come on.</b>

650
01:38:29,986 --> 01:38:31,238
<b>Babe.</b>

651
01:38:34,156 --> 01:38:35,450
<b>Open the door.</b>

652
01:38:47,337 --> 01:38:48,421
<b>Sue...</b>

653
01:38:56,095 --> 01:38:57,430
<b>Open the door!</b>

654
01:38:58,348 --> 01:38:59,641
<b>Get out!</b>

655
01:39:00,267 --> 01:39:01,601
<b>What the fuck?</b>

656
01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:04,437
<b>Get the fuck out!</b>

657
01:39:04,771 --> 01:39:06,898
<b>Who's this? Who the fuck is this?</b>

658
01:39:07,023 --> 01:39:08,316
<b>And leave me alone!</b>

659
01:39:17,242 --> 01:39:19,076
<b>What the fuck!</b>

660
01:40:12,422 --> 01:40:13,465
<i><b>Yes?</b></i>

661
01:40:14,216 --> 01:40:15,258
<b>I...</b>

662
01:40:16,259 --> 01:40:18,178
<b>It's 503,</b>

663
01:40:19,304 --> 01:40:20,972
<b>and I want to stop.</b>

664
01:40:21,138 --> 01:40:24,434
<i><b>Are you sure?
Once you stop, you can't go back.</b></i>

665
01:40:24,601 --> 01:40:26,186
<b>I wanna stop!</b>

666
01:40:26,353 --> 01:40:28,563
<b>I wanna fucking stop.</b>

667
01:40:28,938 --> 01:40:30,773
<b>I wanna stop!</b>

668
01:40:31,316 --> 01:40:32,442
<i><b>We'll deliver.</b></i>

669
01:41:19,489 --> 01:41:20,532
<b>Sue? I--</b>

670
01:41:20,615 --> 01:41:21,741
<b>Fuck off!</b>

671
01:42:42,322 --> 01:42:43,406
<i><b>Are you sure?</b></i>

672
01:42:45,867 --> 01:42:48,328
<i><b>Once you stop, you can't go back.</b></i>

673
01:42:48,661 --> 01:42:51,289
<i><b>You will simply remain on your own.</b></i>

674
01:42:51,998 --> 01:42:54,334
<i><b>Just on your own.</b></i>

675
01:42:56,085 --> 01:42:58,255
<i><b>Just on your own.</b></i>

676
01:42:58,296 --> 01:42:59,464
<i><b>On your own...</b></i>

677
01:42:59,506 --> 01:43:00,507
<b>Shut the fuck up!</b>

678
01:43:00,757 --> 01:43:02,133
<i><b>On your--</b></i>

679
01:43:50,682 --> 01:43:52,016
<i><b>Elisabeth!</b></i>

680
01:43:52,058 --> 01:43:53,226
<i><b>We love you!</b></i>

681
01:43:55,645 --> 01:43:57,063
<i><b>Over here!</b></i>

682
01:43:57,104 --> 01:43:58,773
<i><b>We love you!</b></i>

683
01:44:03,528 --> 01:44:04,821
<b>I can't.</b>

684
01:44:06,198 --> 01:44:07,240
<b>I can't.</b>

685
01:44:07,782 --> 01:44:09,576
<b>I can't do this.</b>

686
01:44:12,579 --> 01:44:14,080
<b>I need you.</b>

687
01:44:14,664 --> 01:44:15,832
<b>Cause...</b>

688
01:44:15,998 --> 01:44:17,834
<b>I hate myself.</b>

689
01:44:20,670 --> 01:44:22,464
<b>You gotta...</b>

690
01:44:22,714 --> 01:44:24,090
<b>you gotta get ready,</b>

691
01:44:24,257 --> 01:44:25,758
<b>it's our big,
it's our big night.</b>

692
01:44:27,719 --> 01:44:30,137
<b>Come on, they're gonna
love you so much.</b>

693
01:44:31,348 --> 01:44:32,390
<b>Come on.</b>

694
01:44:33,600 --> 01:44:34,601
<b>Come on.</b>

695
01:44:34,726 --> 01:44:35,893
<b>One, two...</b>

696
01:44:36,394 --> 01:44:37,645
<b>you're the only lovable part of me,</b>

697
01:44:37,687 --> 01:44:39,397
<b>you have to come back.</b>

698
01:44:39,564 --> 01:44:40,648
<b>You have to come back!</b>

699
01:44:40,982 --> 01:44:42,024
<b>Come back...</b>

700
01:45:05,757 --> 01:45:06,758
<b>Come on.</b>

701
01:45:08,551 --> 01:45:09,594
<b>Come on.</b>

702
01:45:16,142 --> 01:45:17,143
<b>Come on!</b>

703
01:51:20,215 --> 01:51:22,175
<b>Got an hour and a half
for makeup. Hair...</b>

704
01:51:22,300 --> 01:51:24,051
<b>And then we gotta get you
to the fitting room, into your dress.</b>

705
01:51:24,135 --> 01:51:26,888
<b>After that we have one final test
on stage for lighting and sound.</b>

706
01:51:26,929 --> 01:51:28,390
<b>We have a bit of downtime
before the show starts.</b>

707
01:51:28,431 --> 01:51:29,641
<b>You got it?</b>

708
01:51:29,807 --> 01:51:30,850
<b>Okay, let's go.</b>

709
01:51:30,975 --> 01:51:31,976
<b>Come on.</b>

710
01:51:38,775 --> 01:51:39,817
<b>The dress.</b>

711
01:51:40,443 --> 01:51:41,819
<b>Wonderful!</b>

712
01:51:42,320 --> 01:51:43,363
<b>Perfect!</b>

713
01:51:51,329 --> 01:51:52,830
<b>And here you go...</b>

714
01:52:00,588 --> 01:52:01,589
<b>Good.</b>

715
01:52:02,089 --> 01:52:03,216
<b>Can we get the dance light?</b>

716
01:52:08,388 --> 01:52:10,223
<b>I'm gonna be right back, sorry.</b>

717
01:53:36,393 --> 01:53:39,396
<b>Sue. They need to see you on stage
to set the lights.</b>

718
01:53:41,481 --> 01:53:42,565
<b>Huh?</b>

719
01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:04,921
<i><b>Have you ever dreamt</b></i>

720
01:54:06,005 --> 01:54:08,383
<i><b>of a better version of yourself?</b></i>

721
01:54:09,467 --> 01:54:10,677
<i><b>More beautiful,</b></i>

722
01:54:11,135 --> 01:54:12,554
<i><b>more perfect...</b></i>

723
01:54:12,720 --> 01:54:13,721
<b>Sue?</b>

724
01:54:15,557 --> 01:54:17,141
<b>Yes, let me meet you there.</b>

725
01:54:17,309 --> 01:54:19,186
<b>Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage.</b>

726
01:54:35,952 --> 01:54:36,994
<b>Sue.</b>

727
01:54:40,373 --> 01:54:42,792
<b>Let me introduce you
to the shareholders.</b>

728
01:54:42,875 --> 01:54:46,087
<b>They have been dying to meet you.</b>

729
01:54:49,549 --> 01:54:50,925
<b>Is everything...</b>

730
01:54:52,177 --> 01:54:53,511
<b>okay?</b>

731
01:54:58,225 --> 01:54:59,476
<b>So, smile!</b>

732
01:55:07,442 --> 01:55:09,611
<b>It's what we want tonight!</b>

733
01:55:10,570 --> 01:55:14,156
<b>Pretty girls should always smile.</b>

734
01:55:16,201 --> 01:55:17,244
<b>Girls, come on.</b>

735
01:55:17,452 --> 01:55:18,828
<b>Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!</b>

736
01:55:20,872 --> 01:55:22,123
<b>Come on, we gotta go.</b>

737
01:55:24,626 --> 01:55:26,711
<b>Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley.</b>

738
01:55:26,878 --> 01:55:28,129
<b>Go, go, go!</b>

739
01:55:28,296 --> 01:55:30,590
<b>Feathers! Feathers! Feathers!</b>

740
01:56:22,475 --> 01:56:23,893
<b>Hey, ready for tonight?</b>

741
01:57:13,776 --> 01:57:15,570
<b>I need a better version of myself.</b>

742
01:57:15,737 --> 01:57:18,490
<b>Please give me
a better version of myself, please.</b>

743
01:57:24,371 --> 01:57:25,872
<b>Please!</b>

744
01:57:27,582 --> 01:57:29,334
<b>Come on!</b>

745
01:59:23,656 --> 01:59:27,660
<b>Looks like everything
sure is in the right place this time.</b>

746
01:59:29,496 --> 01:59:30,663
<i><b>Please say your name,</b></i>

747
01:59:30,830 --> 01:59:32,332
<i><b>age, measurements.</b></i>

748
01:59:35,668 --> 01:59:36,961
<b>I'm...</b>

749
01:59:43,134 --> 01:59:44,511
<b>I'm...</b>

750
02:02:29,342 --> 02:02:30,427
<b>Pretty girls</b>

751
02:02:30,510 --> 02:02:33,137
<b>should always smile.</b>

752
02:03:08,005 --> 02:03:11,259
<b>At last, we were starting to worry.
Hurry up, you're up in five.</b>

753
02:03:29,986 --> 02:03:32,280
<b>There she is, so beautiful.</b>

754
02:03:33,365 --> 02:03:34,699
<b>We love you!</b>

755
02:03:36,368 --> 02:03:37,910
<b>This is where you belong,</b>

756
02:03:37,952 --> 02:03:39,496
<b>and you'll always belong here.</b>

757
02:03:39,662 --> 02:03:40,955
<b>We can't do it without you.</b>

758
02:03:41,122 --> 02:03:42,540
<b>We could never do it without you.</b>

759
02:03:43,458 --> 02:03:45,126
<b>You're irreplaceable.</b>

760
02:04:13,405 --> 02:04:15,490
<b>Girls, come on, let's go.
What are we waiting for?</b>

761
02:04:15,657 --> 02:04:16,741
<b>Alright, come on, everybody.</b>

762
02:04:16,824 --> 02:04:18,034
<b>Let's go, let's go.</b>

763
02:04:21,788 --> 02:04:24,249
<b>You will not be disappointed.</b>

764
02:04:25,041 --> 02:04:26,959
<b>She's my most beautiful creation.</b>

765
02:04:27,126 --> 02:04:29,546
<b>I have shaped her for success.</b>

766
02:06:22,367 --> 02:06:24,744
<b>I'm so happy</b>

767
02:06:24,827 --> 02:06:27,497
<b>to be with you tonight.</b>

768
02:06:30,375 --> 02:06:33,545
<b>I've missed you all</b>

769
02:06:33,670 --> 02:06:36,173
<b>so much!</b>

770
02:07:36,608 --> 02:07:38,150
<b>The monster!</b>

771
02:07:46,368 --> 02:07:47,785
<b>Shoot the monster!</b>

772
02:07:49,246 --> 02:07:50,247
<b>It's a freak!</b>

773
02:07:50,538 --> 02:07:51,581
<b>No!</b>

774
02:07:51,706 --> 02:07:53,916
<b>Shoot the monster!</b>

775
02:07:54,626 --> 02:07:55,710
<b>Don't be scared</b>

776
02:07:55,877 --> 02:07:56,961
<b>Monster!</b>

777
02:07:57,044 --> 02:07:58,505
<b>It's still me.</b>

778
02:07:58,755 --> 02:07:59,964
<b>It's me!</b>

779
02:08:00,840 --> 02:08:01,924
<b>I'm Elisabeth.</b>

780
02:08:01,966 --> 02:08:02,925
<b>I'm Sue!</b>

781
02:08:08,681 --> 02:08:09,724
<b>Freak!</b>

782
02:08:12,018 --> 02:08:14,145
<b>You freak!</b>

783
02:08:17,023 --> 02:08:18,816
<b>Monster!</b>

784
02:08:22,111 --> 02:08:23,238
<b>Freak!</b>

785
02:08:24,822 --> 02:08:26,491
<b>Monster!</b>

786
02:08:29,911 --> 02:08:31,329
<b>It's me!</b>

787
02:08:33,248 --> 02:08:34,832
<b>Just me.</b>

788
02:08:44,133 --> 02:08:45,385
<b>I'm the same.</b>

789
02:09:40,232 --> 02:09:42,734
<i><b>Too bad her boobs aren't
in the middle of her face</b></i>

790
02:09:42,775 --> 02:09:44,652
<i><b>instead of that nose.</b></i>

791
02:09:47,572 --> 02:09:48,573
<i><b>Next!</b></i>

792
02:09:54,662 --> 02:09:57,957
<i><b>Pretty girls should always smile.</b></i>

793
02:10:03,255 --> 02:10:05,757
<i><b>At 50 it stops.</b></i>

794
02:13:07,146 --> 02:13:08,440
<b>So beautiful!</b>

795
02:13:09,357 --> 02:13:10,567
<b>We love you!</b>

796
02:13:13,278 --> 02:13:15,238
<b>You're irreplaceable!</b>