1 00:00:11,763 --> 00:00:14,265 [dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:17,310 [Vai] Mohi… 3 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,604 Angus… 4 00:00:21,606 --> 00:00:22,690 Schen… 5 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,402 Joshua… 6 00:00:27,612 --> 00:00:29,530 You goddamn sphinxes! 7 00:00:29,614 --> 00:00:31,741 Come on down here and fight! 8 00:00:33,326 --> 00:00:34,368 [frustrated grunt] 9 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,163 [Kai] We've got no more tricks up our sleeve. 10 00:00:41,793 --> 00:00:43,127 [Lucien] It's okay. 11 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:45,838 It'll all be okay. 12 00:00:46,631 --> 00:00:47,965 [Yoko] That voice… 13 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,467 It's Lucien. 14 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,802 [Lucien grunts painfully] 15 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,428 [Lucien screaming] 16 00:00:52,512 --> 00:00:53,721 [townspeople grunt] 17 00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,685 What's all this? What's happening to the boy? 18 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:04,607 Wait, that's not the same boy. 19 00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,443 [Lars gasps] He's changing. 20 00:01:08,361 --> 00:01:10,238 Lucien is transforming into… 21 00:01:12,073 --> 00:01:13,491 Dark Schneider! 22 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,958 ["NEW DAWN" by coldrain playing] 23 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:25,503 ♪ We've gone too far ♪ [echoes] 24 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:28,339 ♪ Are we too far gone? ♪ 25 00:01:29,715 --> 00:01:32,134 ♪ Are we too far gone? ♪ 26 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:39,016 BASTARD‼ -HEAVY METAL, DARK FANTASY- 27 00:01:41,978 --> 00:01:42,812 HELL'S REQUIEM 28 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,146 ♪ Out for blood ♪ 29 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,357 ♪ Everyday we go digging our own grave ♪ 30 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:52,113 ♪ No more acting all innocent Playing with fire in the mud ♪ 31 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:54,198 ♪ Long lost in the power that we crave ♪ 32 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:58,536 ♪ No more thinking we're heaven sent Preach to the choir ♪ 33 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:02,957 ♪ Like flowers in the desert Blossoming in vain ♪ 34 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:06,752 ♪ Angels with no feathers Fallen far from grace ♪ 35 00:02:06,836 --> 00:02:10,548 ♪ Turning into empty vessels With no better use ♪ 36 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,383 ♪ Just look inside the mirror ♪ 37 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:14,927 ♪ Who should we accuse? ♪ 38 00:02:15,011 --> 00:02:18,806 ♪ Tear it all down just to say we can ♪ 39 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:22,435 ♪ Build it all up just to say we did ♪ 40 00:02:22,518 --> 00:02:26,314 ♪ To live forever playing god again ♪ 41 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:30,860 ♪ To live forever acting like saviors ♪ 42 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,778 ♪ Oh ♪ 43 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,697 ♪ We've gone too far ♪ 44 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,616 ♪ Oh ♪ 45 00:02:36,699 --> 00:02:38,534 ♪ Are we too far gone? ♪ 46 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:40,369 ♪ Oh ♪ 47 00:02:40,453 --> 00:02:42,330 ♪ We've gone too far ♪ 48 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,415 ♪ Oh ♪ 49 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,834 ♪ Are we too far gone? ♪ 50 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,465 Shut up, will you? 51 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:53,966 [screams] 52 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:56,969 -[gasps] -Agya! 53 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:58,179 [surprised gasp] 54 00:02:58,262 --> 00:02:59,639 [townspeople screaming] 55 00:02:59,722 --> 00:03:01,390 [all gasping] 56 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:05,144 DAWN 57 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,771 [Dark Schneider grumbles] 58 00:03:07,355 --> 00:03:09,899 You guys were making such a ruckus I couldn't sleep. 59 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:14,028 Good god, you're like a bunch of screaming monkeys. 60 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,406 [both gasp] 61 00:03:20,743 --> 00:03:23,704 Now die! 62 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:28,417 [both roar] 63 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,879 Napalm Death! 64 00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:39,011 [surprised grunt] 65 00:03:39,095 --> 00:03:39,971 [surprised gasp] 66 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,891 [surprised gasp] 67 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:48,980 He wiped them out? 68 00:03:49,063 --> 00:03:50,314 All of them? 69 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:53,484 There aren't enough people with magical powers enough to burn up 70 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,611 an entire herd of sphinxes in one blow. 71 00:03:56,195 --> 00:03:58,155 Oh, boy, this is exciting! 72 00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,866 [Macapine] In fact, there's only one person in the world 73 00:04:00,950 --> 00:04:02,451 with the power to do that. 74 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:06,664 It's like… some kind of miracle. 75 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:09,875 [Kai] Could it… Could it be? 76 00:04:12,461 --> 00:04:14,171 That… that magic… 77 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,091 It's gotta be him. 78 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:25,558 [Yoko] Lucien. 79 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,021 [dramatic choral music playing] 80 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:32,940 [Lars] The great wizard of old. 81 00:04:33,566 --> 00:04:35,484 Standing at the limit of darkness. 82 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:38,237 Ruling over death and destruction. 83 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:40,489 The power of his magic is infinite. 84 00:04:40,573 --> 00:04:42,450 Agya! [chuckling] 85 00:04:42,533 --> 00:04:44,035 -I knew you'd come back! -Hey. Hello there. 86 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:45,369 -I knew it! I knew it! -Okay. 87 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:46,495 -I just knew it! -Hey, you've gotten bigger 88 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:48,539 since the last time I saw you, haven't you? 89 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:53,461 That man, it has to be, there's no doubt about it. 90 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:55,129 But wait. No. 91 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:57,006 Hmm. Like the first time, 92 00:04:57,089 --> 00:05:01,260 that super-studly-goldenly-wonderful galactically-gorgeous-ultra-badass 93 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:03,012 and dangerously-handsome 94 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:05,514 Dark Schneider is back and better than ever! 95 00:05:05,598 --> 00:05:07,600 Hah! Ta-da! 96 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:09,268 Oh, Yoko. Where are you? 97 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:12,229 Yoko, I love you! 98 00:05:12,313 --> 00:05:14,690 [upbeat music playing] 99 00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:15,775 Well, well. 100 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,818 Someone to be my royal bodyguard. 101 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:19,153 Finally! 102 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:22,031 Listen here, Dark Schneider, you muscle-bound, mountain of manhood, 103 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:23,240 I am the king of A-Ian-Maide, 104 00:05:23,324 --> 00:05:24,992 and I hereby order you to be my bodyguard 105 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:26,869 and protect me from all my enemies for-- 106 00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:29,372 -[Prince Mercy screaming] -Shut the hell up, you little freak! 107 00:05:29,455 --> 00:05:32,375 [Prince Mercy blabbering] 108 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,627 [Dark Schneider] How dare you try to order me around. 109 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:37,254 Dark Schneider doesn't take orders from you or anybody. 110 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:40,091 You got that, you little peasant? You got that? 111 00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:42,051 I'm the boss of the world. 112 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,762 If anyone's gonna give orders around here, it's me! 113 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,138 [cackles] 114 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,684 And I wouldn't advise anyone to disobey me. 115 00:05:51,769 --> 00:05:54,063 [Mifune] Such wickedness. 116 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,147 [Lars chuckles] 117 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:56,690 [Lars] He hasn't changed a bit. 118 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,651 [grunting weakly] 119 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:01,112 Hmm? 120 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,115 -[loud explosion] -[townspeople exclaiming] 121 00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,616 There go the walls! 122 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,285 [Mifune] It can't be. They've breached our defenses. 123 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,996 [Macapine cackling] 124 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,415 I've been waiting for this for a long time. 125 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,127 Dark Schneider! 126 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:19,797 Have a taste of Yozanshi, served Macapine style. 127 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,881 [Ba Thory cackles] 128 00:06:20,965 --> 00:06:24,218 Yeah, and a little decapitation, served Ba Thory style. 129 00:06:25,261 --> 00:06:27,930 This timing, I gotta say, it's amazing! 130 00:06:28,013 --> 00:06:30,099 [Macapine] Even a wizard can't dodge us both. 131 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:31,725 Take this! 132 00:06:31,809 --> 00:06:33,769 Yozanshi Hundred Million Cuts! 133 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:35,521 Yeah, and take this! 134 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:38,232 Necrotic Arm Melting Worms! 135 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:45,447 -[Macapine] What? -[Ba Thory] No! 136 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,408 [tense music playing] 137 00:06:48,159 --> 00:06:51,328 Did he really deflect the attacks of two Sorcerer Shoguns? 138 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:52,913 Yours I can understand. 139 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:55,374 But to deflect my Yozanshi attack? 140 00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:59,795 You mean you assholes have been working for Kall-Su all this time 141 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,046 and you didn't know? 142 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,882 Man, are you dumb? 143 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,093 I've got what you might call a mean streak. 144 00:07:07,136 --> 00:07:09,847 Like this Goa Cyclone for example. 145 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,307 No. No way. 146 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,267 You've left yourself wide open now! 147 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,227 [both grunting] 148 00:07:16,145 --> 00:07:18,689 Explosive force, become a storm! 149 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,734 Vau wau! War god's flames! 150 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:24,862 [both screaming] 151 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,822 [all exclaiming] 152 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,783 [Mifune] Such incredible power. 153 00:07:30,493 --> 00:07:34,747 He's even more powerful now than when I faced him 17 years ago. 154 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,127 Now, what do you know? 155 00:07:40,211 --> 00:07:41,879 You two actually survived? 156 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,840 [Dark Schneider] This is gonna be more fun than I thought. 157 00:07:44,924 --> 00:07:47,051 [cackling] 158 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,010 Well, come on then! 159 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,595 Get up already and let's keep playing! 160 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:50,846 [angry grunt] 161 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:52,264 So you wanna play? 162 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:56,018 Let's play a game or I crush you to death! 163 00:07:56,101 --> 00:07:58,687 [Ba Thory] Mighty Repulsive Force Maned Worms! 164 00:07:58,771 --> 00:07:59,647 No! 165 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,650 Why don't we just put a pin in that threat? 166 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:05,069 Spears' of stone! 167 00:08:05,152 --> 00:08:06,904 [Ba Thory grunting] 168 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,531 [townspeople exclaiming] 169 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:10,991 [pained screaming] 170 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:12,201 Ba Thory! 171 00:08:12,284 --> 00:08:14,161 [grumbling] 172 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:15,871 This isn't over yet. 173 00:08:15,955 --> 00:08:19,041 [angry grunting] 174 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:22,753 What in the… 175 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,338 [Hammet groans] Watch out! 176 00:08:25,214 --> 00:08:26,090 [Ba Thory grunts] 177 00:08:27,258 --> 00:08:29,134 [gurgling] 178 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:31,428 I know what you're thinking. 179 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,515 How could such a badass like me be so incredibly handsome? 180 00:08:36,100 --> 00:08:37,560 [Macapine] Such strength. 181 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:40,688 So that's the legendary wizard, Dark Schneider. 182 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,274 [Vai panting] 183 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,734 Hold on, who the hell is that? 184 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:48,153 They call him Dark Schneider. 185 00:08:48,821 --> 00:08:49,863 -[Yoko exclaims] -[surprised grunt] 186 00:08:50,656 --> 00:08:51,782 [Yoko] Lucien… 187 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:54,285 [Dark Schneider scoffs] 188 00:08:54,994 --> 00:08:56,704 [Macapine] Hmph. Impressive. 189 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:59,665 But after all is said and done, you're still just a wizard. 190 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:02,751 And there isn't a wizard alive who can escape my Galient Sword. 191 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:04,795 Dark Schneider. 192 00:09:05,296 --> 00:09:07,548 [Macapine] This sword counteracts magic. 193 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,718 It can dispel any kind of magical defense. 194 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,012 [cackling] 195 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:14,888 And without any of your precious magic barriers 196 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:16,265 to hide behind, you'll be naked. 197 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:17,516 Totally exposed. 198 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,268 [cackling] 199 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:21,061 And you'd like to see me naked, wouldn't you? 200 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,771 Sorry, but I don't know you well enough. 201 00:09:22,855 --> 00:09:23,689 Hmm? 202 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,898 Hey, watch your back! 203 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,067 'Cause Macapine's famous for fighting dirty! 204 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:28,694 Shut up, you fool! 205 00:09:28,777 --> 00:09:31,822 What you call fighting dirty is what I call fighting to win. 206 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:36,201 And that's why a Sorcerer Shogun will always beat a samurai in the end. 207 00:09:36,285 --> 00:09:38,662 Because we know that winning is everything. 208 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,623 [Macapine] We won't let our hands be tied 209 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:43,250 by such things as honor, loyalty, and fairness. 210 00:09:43,334 --> 00:09:45,127 -[scared grunt] -What are you doing? 211 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:48,047 [Macapine] We don't mind bending the rules a little, 212 00:09:48,130 --> 00:09:50,466 because winning is the only rule there is. 213 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,509 [cackling] 214 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,219 Well, go on, Dark Schneider. 215 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,180 Why don't you use one of those spells of yours? 216 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,433 Secret Snake Bite Slash! 217 00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:01,352 [gasps] 218 00:10:02,019 --> 00:10:03,228 Lucien! 219 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,982 [Ba Thory screaming] 220 00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:09,985 [gurgling] 221 00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:11,403 [Ba Thory grumbles] 222 00:10:11,487 --> 00:10:14,031 [Ba Thory grunting] 223 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,825 [nervous grunt] 224 00:10:17,451 --> 00:10:18,285 What? 225 00:10:18,369 --> 00:10:20,746 He used the other guy as a shield. 226 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:22,623 [upbeat music playing] 227 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:26,085 [Dark Schneider] I'm as cruel as I am strong. 228 00:10:26,168 --> 00:10:27,044 Oh, my goodness. 229 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:30,923 Plus, I'm so good-looking, I can have any woman I want. 230 00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:32,257 Even her. 231 00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,510 Doing that even to an enemy… 232 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,970 That's kinda dirty. 233 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:39,056 Oh, man! [cackling] 234 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,808 Go on, you spineless little maggot. 235 00:10:40,891 --> 00:10:42,601 Tell me what you really think of me. 236 00:10:42,685 --> 00:10:44,311 I'm despicable, right? 237 00:10:44,395 --> 00:10:45,729 What did he call me? 238 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:49,274 Not only strong and ultra good-looking 239 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:51,276 but cruel and downright despicable. 240 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:52,736 That's Dark Schneider! 241 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,738 That's me, what can I say? 242 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,241 [cackling] 243 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,952 [Lars] You're not doing a very good job of selling yourself. 244 00:11:03,622 --> 00:11:05,916 [dramatic music playing] 245 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:07,918 So then, you still wanna fight? 246 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:09,670 [Dark Schneider] Are you sure? 247 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:10,963 [angry grunt] 248 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:15,342 I ask you to trust your servant, Macapine Toni Strauss. 249 00:11:16,135 --> 00:11:17,928 Leave it to me, sire. 250 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,304 [chuckles softly] 251 00:11:19,388 --> 00:11:21,723 [Macapine] It was I who volunteered for this. 252 00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,892 Failure is not an option. 253 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:26,937 If I fail and survive, Lord Kall-Su will punish me 254 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,522 for having betrayed his trust. 255 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,983 I believe in Lord Kall-Su. 256 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,360 It's for that reason that I chose to harden my heart. 257 00:11:33,444 --> 00:11:37,072 I've used fear to overwhelm all those who resist me. 258 00:11:37,156 --> 00:11:39,700 What do I care if they think I'm a cold-hearted demon? 259 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,285 Everything I've done, 260 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,288 I've done to make Lord Kall-Su's vision come true. 261 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,123 Are you just gonna stand there? 262 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:47,916 You say it's all about winning 263 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,502 but you can't win unless you fight, can you? 264 00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:51,462 [gasps] 265 00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:54,423 [Dark Schneider] Oh, come on, man. Let's wrap this thing up. 266 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:57,384 I can't wait to show your master what an idiot he was 267 00:11:57,468 --> 00:12:00,012 to think he can send a second-rate pretty boy like you 268 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:03,140 to take on the all-powerful, all-beautiful, Dark Schneider. 269 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,183 [groans] 270 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,809 You know I'm actually offended 271 00:12:05,893 --> 00:12:08,562 that he ever thought you were a match for me! 272 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,023 By the triangle of power, 273 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:15,527 by the moon's luminous ring, marring spirits of light and dark, 274 00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:17,821 bring forth the dragon king! 275 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:21,492 By altar or by throne, all the laws of man disown! 276 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,452 Oh, no. What are you doing? 277 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,578 Stop squealing, 278 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,580 I haven't even gotten to the best part yet. 279 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,834 Oh, great Dimaggio, your mythic pyre will burn, burn, burn 280 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,420 with the gold dragon's fire! 281 00:12:34,922 --> 00:12:36,840 [roaring] 282 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,800 [whimpers] 283 00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:43,388 [all gasping] 284 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:44,389 [man 2] It's a… 285 00:12:44,473 --> 00:12:45,724 [stuttering] It's a… 286 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:47,809 A dragon. 287 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,394 Are you kidding me? 288 00:12:49,478 --> 00:12:51,021 How'd he do that? 289 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,441 Lucien's magic. 290 00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,277 Okay, go on. 291 00:12:57,361 --> 00:12:58,862 Now, Spirit World! 292 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,574 Man of… 293 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:10,582 war! 294 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,584 [all grunt] 295 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:17,798 [shrieking] 296 00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,802 [Macapine] Lord Kall-Su, how could a human use such a powerful spell? 297 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:25,931 [Macapine screaming] 298 00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:29,810 [screaming continues] 299 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:33,397 [heavy rock music playing] 300 00:13:36,525 --> 00:13:37,359 [music stops] 301 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:08,765 Look, the sky, the clouds have disappeared. 302 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,518 [man 3] The storm barrier, it's gone. 303 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,730 [wind gusts softly] 304 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:21,945 [soft exclaim] 305 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,656 Hey, what's going on? 306 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,491 Why the hell is everyone standing around 307 00:14:26,575 --> 00:14:28,702 looking like their favorite puppy just died? 308 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,662 [Yoko gasps] 309 00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,290 Or is it just that you all are speechless with gratitude 310 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,292 for the return of the handsome hero? 311 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,627 Wouldn't blame you if you were. 312 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,129 [cackling] 313 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:43,091 [Dark Schneider sighs] Anyway, that was a nice little nap. 314 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:44,426 [sniffs] 315 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,553 Smell that fresh air? 316 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:48,555 What a beautiful morning. 317 00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,770 [tranquil music playing] 318 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,410 [gasping] 319 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,458 [Dark Schneider gulps] 320 00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,337 [Dark Schneider] Yoko. 321 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,130 Boing. 322 00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:24,591 Does this mean what I think it means? 323 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,593 Really? You wanna… 324 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,136 You're ready? 325 00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:29,471 You and me? 326 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,184 [screaming] 327 00:15:35,227 --> 00:15:36,228 -You idiot! -[groaning] 328 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:38,230 You are so late! What kept you? 329 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,190 What were you doing for the last two years? 330 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,401 You're late, late, late! So late! 331 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:46,279 Most of the new characters introduced in the second season are already dead! 332 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:48,824 You don't deserve to become the main character of this show. 333 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:52,285 [Dark Schneider groans] What are you getting mad at me for? 334 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:56,540 I don't care which characters die as long as you're not one of them. Ouchie. 335 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,542 You're really pissing me off! 336 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,960 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 337 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,087 Okay, I'll shut up now. Just don't hit me again. 338 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:05,132 You're going to fix this, right now. 339 00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,843 If as many characters are dead as you say, 340 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,761 that's not gonna be an easy job. 341 00:16:09,845 --> 00:16:12,472 Besides, if I start going around bringing everybody back to life, 342 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,640 it's kinda like cheating 343 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:16,059 and undermines dramatic integrity of the whole show. 344 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,644 Please. 345 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:22,107 You're our last and only hope. 346 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:23,817 We need you. 347 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:27,029 And I won't get mad at you anymore. 348 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:28,905 I promise, okay? 349 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,247 You got it. 350 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,415 Yay! 351 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,794 [rough panting] 352 00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:46,256 Oh, this is bad. [groans] 353 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,633 I've got to warn Lord Kall-Su. 354 00:16:49,301 --> 00:16:50,510 [scoffs] 355 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,970 Just you wait, Dark Schneider. 356 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:55,098 You haven't seen the last of Ba Thory I can tell you that for-- 357 00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:03,273 So I hear you've got regenerating worms living inside your gut, is that right? 358 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:05,442 [screaming] 359 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:07,944 Yeah. 360 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,405 This should be about enough to bring everyone back. 361 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:12,741 Hey, how could you do that? 362 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,910 You're not really that heartless, are you? 363 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,953 Kicking a defenseless enemy when he's down. 364 00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,873 I thought that hero was supposed to be better than that. 365 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:22,209 You're not really gonna leave me lie down here like this, 366 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,502 are you, Dark Schneider? 367 00:17:23,585 --> 00:17:25,921 No, I'm gonna take a few more to be safe. 368 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,048 [cackles] 369 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:30,592 After all, you're not gonna need them anymore. 370 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:32,886 [Dark Schneider chuckles] Hey, stop squirming! 371 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,055 Whoa. You got a bunch of them in here! 372 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,848 [Dark Schneider cackling] 373 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,601 [light music playing] 374 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:43,396 -Huh? -Hmm? 375 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,691 I was heading toward the light, where'd it go? 376 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,947 Schen, Mohi, Angus! 377 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,240 You're alive! 378 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,034 I'm so glad to see everyone again! [laughs] 379 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,207 [Kai] Joshua! 380 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,960 Kai? You're okay. Thank goodness. 381 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,294 [laughing] 382 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:08,004 Ah… 383 00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:10,674 Uh, you might wanna put something on. 384 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,425 Oh. I'm sorry. 385 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:14,386 I'm sorry for so many things. 386 00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,977 [Kai] You must be so happy, Sean. 387 00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,271 He's still alive. 388 00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:29,734 Of course, personally, I don't really care one way or the other. 389 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,820 [laughing] 390 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:32,904 [yelps] 391 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:33,989 Oh. 392 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,283 Now hear this! 393 00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,660 All you guys should feel incredibly honored, 394 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:41,788 because I am hereby promoting you from third-rate foot soldiers 395 00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:43,498 to being my personal servants. 396 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:44,749 And one more thing. 397 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,253 [shrieking] 398 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,672 This lady and I have an understanding. 399 00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,299 And the understanding is that 400 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:55,343 if any of you guys even thinks of going near her, 401 00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:57,637 I'll rip your guts out, you got that? 402 00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,723 [screaming] 403 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,225 You're awfully full of yourself, aren't you? 404 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,560 [Dark Schneider groans] 405 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,687 -Hmm. -When I was in that fight with Abigail, 406 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,023 you promised you'd let me take your virginity. 407 00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,233 [all] You promised him what? 408 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,776 No way. It wasn't like that. 409 00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,069 -You gave your word. -I, I… 410 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,946 Shut up! No, I didn't! You must have heard me wrong! 411 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,072 [Vai] Yoko, is this true? 412 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,240 -Who is that man? -[Yoko] No! 413 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,491 -Hmm. -[Yoko] Of course not! It's… 414 00:19:18,575 --> 00:19:19,910 [stammers] I… I… Misunderstanding! 415 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,703 [Dark Schneider] Come on, Yoko. Let's do it. 416 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,079 Let's do it right here. Come on. 417 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,624 [Yoko] What are you doing? Put your clothes back on! 418 00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:28,084 [samurai exclaiming] 419 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,837 Huh. So that's him. 420 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:32,464 Dark Schneider. 421 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,352 [Macapine screaming] 422 00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:55,362 [Macapine grunting] 423 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:01,743 [panting heavily] 424 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,578 [Macapine] He's not human. 425 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:04,955 [retches] 426 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,790 You dirty bastard! 427 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,625 I swear I'm gonna make you pay. 428 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,086 Just wait. You are so gonna… 429 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:13,588 Oh, I thought it might be something interesting 430 00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:15,507 falling out in the sky this time. 431 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,092 But it's just another human. 432 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,718 [soft chuckle] 433 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,722 Hey, come on. You're alive, aren't you? 434 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:24,516 Shake it off. 435 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:28,561 The exact same thing happened to me, don't take it so hard. 436 00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,064 [screaming] 437 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,776 [Gara] Two years ago, I got dropped out of the sky 438 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:36,444 into the middle of nowhere. 439 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:40,782 And you know, I've got a pretty good idea who I can thank for it. 440 00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:45,662 Anyway, there I was in a strange far off land. 441 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:46,913 It was hard. 442 00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:49,833 I had to cross the ocean, cross deserts, 443 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:53,628 and I got dragged into a crazy adventure along the way too. 444 00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,381 I mean, two whole years to make it to Grave Valley. 445 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:57,757 Sorry to hear that. 446 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,343 I'll make it up to you someday. 447 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,846 I really will, I swear! 448 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,391 Huh. I'm assuming they used magic on you, right? 449 00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:09,477 Oh, man, they really kicked your ass whoever it was. 450 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,563 But who the hell did it to you, anyway? 451 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:14,190 [Macapine blabbering] 452 00:21:14,274 --> 00:21:16,401 [spluttering] 453 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,028 Dark Schneider. 454 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,780 [Gara] Dark Schneider? 455 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,035 Well, well, well. 456 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,037 What do you know, didn't see that coming. 457 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:31,416 If that's not an unexpected kick in the past, I don't know what is. 458 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:35,503 I've got to get my revenge, no matter what. 459 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,214 Oh, well, I'm not gonna stand in your way. 460 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,883 You go right ahead. 461 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,886 [ninja 1] Master Gara, what is it? What happened? 462 00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:47,098 Here. Find this man a bed and treat his wounds. 463 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,225 -[ninja 1] Yes, sir. -[ninja 2] Right away, sir. 464 00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:03,156 [wind gusting] 465 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:06,034 I know the wonders never cease. 466 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,619 So he's still alive, huh? 467 00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:14,250 Huh. That guy's just too damn stubborn to die. 468 00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:19,923 [wind gusting heavily] 469 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,051 ["La Muse perdue" by Tielle playing]