You didn't have to come with me.
There's no telling what you'll do if left alone.
That's why I'm here.
Are you really sure this is the place?
Yeah.
Gara has had his base here for 15 years.
Here, in Grave Valley.
Then let's go!
-Yes! -Right!
Sheesh!
I don't like this.
INVASION
THE CONTENT, SETTING, ETC., OF THIS PROGRAM ARE FICTIONAL
AND HAVE NO RELATION TO ANY ACTUAL GROUPS, PEOPLE, NAMES, OR LAWS.
You really are a stubborn girl.
You just have to tell me how to unseal Dark Schneider,
and I'll let you go home.
That's too embarrassing!
I can't tell him.
Are you in love with him?
What are you saying?
I'm not! Don't get the wrong idea!
You don't know anything about his past, do you?
Do you want me to tell you
about the women Dark Schneider had 15 years ago?
The ninjas aren't even trying to stop us.
Did we go to the wrong place?
You bastard! Yoko is in danger,
and you're joking around?
Don't listen to him.
Let's get going.
I can't believe he was such a lowlife.
I feel bad for Tia, being abducted because of him.
They're here. Protect Princess Sheila!
Keep them away!
Don't worry about me.
I know how to use a sword.
I'm sorry!
Give me a break.
Bullets of light, strike my enemies! Anthem!
Magic missiles?
How can outsiders know about this shortcut?
Are you…
Shut up.
I've heard magic missiles never miss their target.
Such fearsome power.
I'm sure you have many more spells
that can do even more damage.
Don't you, Dark Schneider?
Hey, Sheila.
Oh, yes?
If you don't want to be a burden,
get rid of that sword and armor.
You scoundrel!
Know your place!
Am I being a burden to you?
You're dead weight.
As you wish.
Anyway…
let's find a way into the ninja fortress.
Princess Sheila.
We will protect you with our lives.
Lucien's women?
I'm sure you can imagine.
After all, that guy…
is greed personified.
I'm guessing around ten?
He's been alive for almost 400 years.
He's had several hundred chicks.
Four hundred years?
Several hundred?
Most of them are already dead, though.
It's been 15 years, after all.
But one of them is still alive.
A real special babe.
She hasn't changed at all in 15 years.
And that woman
used to be Dark Schneider's disciple.
In other words, she's one of the Four Divine Kings.
Were they lovers?
Beats me. I don't know everything.
Lucien has a girlfriend?
Now then, little girl.
My name is Yoko!
And I'm not a little girl!
Whatever you say, little girl.
But unless you cooperate,
I'll have to do some scary things to you, and I'd rather not.
That's a slime.
What?
He's been bred to have special abilities.
He can dissolve clothes.
Stop it!
Where do we sneak in?
I have an idea!
Let's enter through that door.
That's the main gate.
I like it!
-Wait! -Hey, you!
Where are you going? What are you doing?
Look, it's almost done.
I can almost see them!
Please… stop.
Save me.
Dark Schneider.
Stop!
Damned.
There you go.
That was an impressive explosion.
Didn't the enemy see it?
Of course, they saw it!
Why are you laughing?
What will you do now?
What was that tremor?
Master! A group of knights and magicians
have breached the main gate.
-What? -What?
A magician?
Breaking into the ninja fortress head-on?
Only one man is foolish enough to do that.
It's got to be him.
How reckless of them to come through the main gate.
Okay! Let's go!
Hold on, guys.
Master?
It'll be a lot more fun to watch and see if our intruders
can make it through the underground maze of death.
Right, Lars?
I must say,
she's well-endowed for a girl…
They are knocked out.
Why aren't any ninjas coming to stop us?
A Minotaur?
Look, there's a ladder going up.
Watch out!
That hurt.
He embraced me a second time!
You pervert!
You can't treat me like that!
Everyone, run for the ladder!
That's one nasty beast to keep as a pet!
While we climb the ladder,
you'll hold him off.
What?
You want to use us as a shield?
Coward! We can't accept that!
The brave knights of the kingdom
should be honored to fight for their princess!
Am I wrong?
What do you say?
Damn right!
Knights of the kingdom!
Now is the time to show our courage!
Ready?
Let's go!
Charge!
Dumbasses.
Attack!
Sheila, let's go while those idiots buy us some time.
Ladies first.
But…
If you fall, I'll catch you.
But…
You go first. I'll watch over you.
No way!
What's with this broad?
What a bitch…
Quit messing around!
Stop it!
Put me down!
Hang on tight.
I'm in a hurry.
Oh, no…
He can't do this…
Dark Schneider…
Get over here now.
She's baring it all.
Lucien. Dark Schneider…
Did he just say he's in a hurry?
A knight never retreats!
Don't be afraid! Show your courage, knights!
They're putting up a good fight.
Hold still.
Yes.
What's that?
Please put me down now.
What is that thing?
Suzuki-Dogezaemon.
With Anthrasax starting to wake up,
the corridors between planes have opened.
A real pain in the ass just materialized over here.
What are you doing to me?
Your wizard is almost here.
If you're stuck down there,
you can't watch me fight him.
No, stay away from me!
Not even Lucien has seen me naked.
If you try anything, I'll bite my tongue.
I know him.
He's probably got a nefarious scheme to take over the world.
But he might not join forces with us.
He's an extremely selfish man, you see.
You'll fight him?
Aren't you old friends?
We're not his disciples like we were 16 years ago.
We must see who is stronger,
to know where we stand.
Damned!
What the hell, man?
Looks like this isn't enough
to break through his barrier.
He seemed to be enjoying himself
when he fought the Great Priest.
But now, he's getting desperate.
He pretends not to want to save Tia,
but deep down…
Bullets of light, strike my enemies!
Go to hell, you damned eyeball!
Anthem!
What? The magic missiles missed their target?
Crap! Did I mess up the spell?
No way!
Look!
Dark Schneider!
I'm not losing to freaking Dogezaemon!
The barrier is lifting!
Now's my chance!
Skiss… suratt… shumega… megadeath…
Die!
Sodom!
Was I of help?
A little, yeah.
You're wounded!
But I'm glad.
You're really worried about Tia.
But you're embarrassed, so you're sulking to hide it.
What? No!
-Hey! -You bitch!
If you keep pushing my buttons,
I'm going to get even nastier with you!
What? Please don't!
No!
Please stop it!
It's almost dead. Stand your ground!
-Yes, sir! -Yes, sir!
Princes Sheila is fighting too.
Fight with pride, knights!
We should be out of the maze soon.
This is weird.
My body is soiled. I can't marry anyone now.
He…
has done such awful things to me.
But there was no choice.
We must save Tia, who has done so much for our country.
Did he do this to Tia as well?
Why are you staring at me?
Are you getting horny?
You must take responsibility for this.
I'll put you down now.
Don't get in my way.
I'll be fine. Put me down.
You've got to work those legs, okay?
Mace!
You look rather tired.
I used a lot of big spells against Dogezaemon.
Not that you'd understand,
but spells require incredible concentration and stamina.
And mental strength.
No one can cast this many spells in one day.
Well, except for me.
Anthem!
Damned!
Sodom!
Damned! Anthem!
Damned!
We won't have to break through any more walls now,
so I'll conserve my magic.
I only have a couple of spells left
for when we run into Gara.
Oh, my…
So you'll have to fend for yourself.
I got it!
There just happens to be a sword here!
What?
Hey, wait!
The sword is moving on its own!
There was a spell on it.
It's a common trap.
You're bleeding.
You should learn to be more skeptical.
And someone was thorough enough to coat the blade with poison.
Are you okay, Dark Schneider?
I'm so sorry!
It was my fault.
Sheila.
Yes?
Tell me what to do. I'll do anything!
What should I do?
Suck it.
What?
Hurry, suck out the poison.
Suck…
There!
Please, don't come any closer!
Tell me one thing.
Why do you want to resurrect Anthrasax?
Because it's the fastest way.
With her destructive power, we'll wipe out the status quo.
Then we'll build a new nation, under our rule.
Anthrasax will wipe out all of humanity!
What's left to rule after that?
What if there were a way to control her?
Then we could allow those who obey us to live.
If Dark Schneider is really here, he should be through the maze by now.
The last hurdle is difficult.
Do you have enough magic power left
to defeat the demonic sword,
Dark Schneider?
You want me to put my mouth on that?
But…
this was my fault.
I must do anything it takes.
I must hurry.
The poison…
Tia Noto Yoko's wizard.
More.
Use more force.
Don't die.
Dark Schneider!
Who dares disturb the slumber of the fire demon in the sword?
Was it you?
Efreet?
Why does he have to show up now?
Foolish humans!
You shall pay with your lives!
Subtitle translation by: Douglas Jern