Do you hear that in the distance?
The people are gathering. They are chanting.
"Devils out," they implore,
"Happiness in."
It's because today is Setsubun.
The festival where once a year, all over the country,
people come together to throw soybeans at oni,
the evil demons who would destroy us...
rob us of our joy, our dreams...
our family.
There's an expression, "Oni ni Kanabou."
It means, "If you give a demon a metal club,
it becomes stronger... invincible."
The oni are coming.
They're searching for that metal club.
So today, we must stop them.
We must win.
Unless of course,
it's already too late...
Well, look at that...
What are you waiting for?
Don't move. Get your hands up.
Get to work!
Quiet!
What the hell is wrong with it?
A security measure? I will try to stop it.
Move it, Tanaka.
What are you doing?
I need to take it to the truck.
- Put them downstair with the others. - Don't touch him!
I am sorry for your loss.
It was the only way.
Someone clean this shit up!
Hurry! Move it!
Move it!
Hand over your device!
You expect me to believe that, you bitch?
Gimme that!
Don't make me come back.
Nice to meet you.
Well?
Well, Sakamoto-san was a real ass,
but man, could he code.
He programmed an encrypt-delete 30x format routine--
A complete purge.
I mean, who does that?
But lucky for you,
know who else is a beast with the 0s and 1s?
Take those stupid things off.
Did we lose the code?
First of all, those are prescription. And second,
we only lost 7% of onboard data before I pulled the plug
and it seems to have started with the oldest files.
And this code we need is brand new.
No. It was nothing.
We were having a disagreement.
Shut the fuck up!
Adversarial example.
It's an old coding trick.
To make an AI think one thing is another--
That this is a gun, for example.
And most importantly, please avoid
handing out soybeans to kids under five.
Choking hazard.
Do you ask them for ID?
We should.
Excellent idea.
Your uncle was an important part
of the festival for so long.
But if anyone can fill his shoes--
I don't have his shoes,
but I'll be proud to wear his robes.
Good luck,
Oyabun.
We'll take photos.
The other honored guests are waiting here.
He's here.
Well, we're not ready.
No. Do not touch him.
It has to be the bot.
What is taking so long?
I'm going as fast as I can.
But Sakamoto-san messed with the code.
Gonna have to pull it manually.
Okay, this should work.
What the hell is happening?
No. No.
Please, no...
Dammit!
That asshole fried my system!
He sabotaged the ports.
So now what?
Um...
I could go get my other computer?
It's at my girlfriend's.
Wait, wait...
Sorry, what was that?
Jin's bot.
If you get me his bot, I think I can do it.
Okay.
I'll see what I can do.
Keep quiet.
Sorry, Mama. Work stuff. How's the breathing?
Grandma?
It's me.
What the fuck is happening?
Mama? Are you okay?
Now you listen to me.
You will let them go now.
Who the hell are you?
You heard me, asshole.
You have my family.
Now I have yours...
Help me. Help me.
Help me.
Fine.
Hands on your head.
Noriko-san.
Hello.
Thank you.
Breathe one word about this,
and I'll make sure everyone knows you cheat at shogi.
Where's the bot?
Hey! Help--
Shut the fuck up or I'll tell the old lady to finish off your mama.
Thank you.
It was nice meeting you.
Jin.
Please.
Don't make a scene.
I've come for peace.
My father's favorite.
Could we drink to a new beginning?
Check her.
Is this really necessary?
She's clean.
It isn't hard for you?
Coming here?
It is not the outcome I wanted,
but our clan needs a strong leader now.
And I had a taste before I came.
Liquid courage.
May I serve you?
Perhaps too much courage.
Stupid.
Here.
Perhaps we should switch to tea.
Could your bot fetch some?
Is that right? It's my first time.
I'll take that as a yes.
Thank you!
Ah, excuse me.
Where do you think you're going? Himé's not gonna be happy you tried to run.
Time?
No more than two minutes.
You know what happens if this doesn't work.
Crap!
I have to stop it!
Wait, wait, wait.
What's going on?
Shit.
Eye witnesses report an inebriated American woman
is shouting obscenities from the stage
at this morning's Setsubun festival.
That's my family!
Our toast will have to wait.
What?
What the fuck do you want?
Our clan needs a strong leader now.
Damnit.
What's the plan?
I don't see any keys.
You good?
I don't know if the oni will win.
I don't know if they'll get that metal club.
Worst of all,
I don't know what you must think of me.
But I pray you'll understand, I did this for you.
I pray it will all have been worth it...
And then again, if you're reading this,
maybe it's not too late.
Maybe there is hope.
Maybe I'll get a chance to tell you once more...
how much I love you.
You okay?
You did so well.
They're all going to be so proud of you.