- [horn blowing] - [people cheering]
[Masa, in Japanese] Do you hear that in the distance?
The people are gathering. They are chanting.
"Devils out," they implore,
"Happiness in."
It's because today is Setsubun.
The festival where once a year, all over the country,
people come together to throw soybeans at oni,
the evil demons who would destroy us...
- rob us of our joy, our dreams... - [child screaming]
...our family.
There's an expression, "Oni ni Kanabou."
It means, "If you give a demon a metal club,
it becomes stronger... invincible."
The oni are coming.
They're searching for that metal club.
So today, we must stop them.
We must win.
Unless of course,
it's already too late...
[Suzie, in English] Zen!
Don't touch him. Don't-- [grunts]
[breathing shakily]
Zen!
Baby!
Zen. Oh!
Oh, honey, I love you.
[sighs]
Oh, my baby. I'm never going to let you go again, okay?
I promise. I promise. I love you.
[Himé, in Japanese] Well, look at that...
[Suzie, in English] Oh, my God.
[door slams shut]
[in Japanese] What are you waiting for?
- [Reiji] Don't move. Get your hands up. - [Suzie whimpering]
- [Reiji grunts] - [in English] No, no.
Don't touch him!
[Himé, in Japanese] Get to work!
[Suzie, in English] Wait. What are you doing here?
Wait. Is Masa here?
Is he?
[whispers] Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
[Sunny] System wipe in progress. Please wait.
[instrumental music playing]
What the fuck?
- [in Japanese] Quiet! - [whimpers]
What the hell is wrong with it?
Um...
A security measure? I will try to stop it.
[Himé] Move it, Tanaka.
What are you doing?
- [in English] Wait. - [Tanaka grunts]
[power shuts down]
What the fuck?
[in Japanese] I need to take it to the truck.
[Suzie, in English] No. What are you doing? Where are you taking her?
[Himé, in Japanese] Put them downstair with the others.
[Suzie grunts, speaks in English] Don't touch him!
Where's Masa?
Do you ask where is your husband?
[Suzie] Yes, you fucking bitch.
Where is he?
I send you his shoes.
Yeah, but... [breathing shakily]
[in Japanese] I am sorry for your loss.
[sobs]
- [Reiji grunts] - [whimpers]
[Reiji grunts]
It was the only way.
Someone clean this shit up!
[Reiji grunts] Hurry! Move it!
- [in English] Oh, my God. Are you okay? - [door beeps]
[goon grunts]
- [Reiji, in Japanese] Move it! - [goon speaks Japanese]
- Hand over your device! - Ah. Uh.
[in English] He asks for your device.
Oh-- I don't-- I don't know. Um, I must have dropped it.
[grunts]
[goon, in Japanese] You expect me to believe that, you bitch?
Gimme that!
Don't make me come back.
[door slams shut]
- [panel beeps] - [lock clicks]
[in English] Bug, you okay?
It's okay not to be.
Whatever you're feeling is totally okay.
Okay, uh, do you wanna talk about what's going on in your mouth then?
'Cause something seems a little wiggly in there.
It's not a big deal.
[Suzie] Can I see?
Ah. [chuckles]
Seems like a big deal to me.
I didn't lose a tooth until I was ten.
You must be Zen.
[in Japanese] Nice to meet you.
[in English] This is Hiro and Mixxy.
They're my friends.
You don't have friends.
[Mixxy chuckles] So I love him.
[Hiromasa, Mixxy chuckle]
[van door closes]
[in Japanese] Well?
Well, Sakamoto-san was a real ass,
but man, could he code.
He programmed an encrypt-delete 30x format routine--
A complete purge.
I mean, who does that?
But lucky for you,
know who else is a beast with the 0s and 1s?
- [scoffs] Take those stupid things off. - [grunts]
Did we lose the code?
First of all, those are prescription. And second,
we only lost 7% of onboard data before I pulled the plug
and it seems to have started with the oldest files.
And this code we need is brand new.
[sighs]
[in English] Do you think we could crawl through that?
Maybe.
Well, what then?
Tell me again. When Sunny attacked you, were you in danger?
[in Japanese] No. It was nothing.
We were having a disagreement.
[in English] Oh, my God! Why are we still talking about this?
[guard, in Japanese] Shut the fuck up!
[in English] I think maybe all this was a setup.
I think they brought you here so Sunny would protect you.
But it should not have worked.
Robots should not be able to...
- To what? - Nothing.
Hey, you wanna play?
There's lots of fun... [speaks Japanese]
You like brooms?
In theory, you can push an AI outside its programming,
but in steps.
Make it lie.
Then, uh, disobey.
But it is a slow process.
- Unless-- - Can we please just not--
[in Japanese] Adversarial example.
[stammers]
Mixxy.
It's an old coding trick.
To make an AI think one thing is another--
That this is a gun, for example.
[in English] He's saying you can trick a bot into thinking a rake is a gun.
[Hiromasa] That must be what they did to Sunny.
Okay. All right, you know what?
Listen to me.
I-I don't care about any of this.
I just want to get the fuck out of here and get him out of here.
[Hiromasa] This is what I want too, Suzie-san.
But right now, those people are trying to get this killing code out of your bot.
When they do, they will put it in other bot.
Any bot they want.
I think Masa died trying to prevent this.
[organizer, in Japanese] And most importantly, please avoid
handing out soybeans to kids under five.
Choking hazard.
Do you ask them for ID?
[laughs]
We should.
Excellent idea.
Your uncle was an important part
of the festival for so long.
But if anyone can fill his shoes--
I don't have his shoes,
but I'll be proud to wear his robes.
[speaks Japanese]
Good luck,
Oyabun.
We'll take photos.
[organizer] The other honored guests are waiting here.
He's here.
[clicks tongue]
Well, we're not ready.
No. Do not touch him.
It has to be the bot.
[device chimes]
What is taking so long?
I'm going as fast as I can.
But Sakamoto-san messed with the code.
Gonna have to pull it manually.
Okay, this should work.
[sighs]
[computer beeps]
[Tanaka] Eh?
What the hell is happening?
[Tanaka] No. No.
Please, no...
[electricity crackles]
- [grunting] - [computer beeps]
[power shutting down]
Dammit!
That asshole fried my system! [grunts]
He sabotaged the ports.
So now what?
[Tanaka] Um...
I could go get my other computer?
It's at my girlfriend's.
Wait, wait...
- [whimpers] - Sorry, what was that?
- Jin's bot. - [Himé speaks Japanese]
If you get me his bot, I think I can do it.
[whimpering continues]
Okay.
I'll see what I can do.
[Mixxy breathing shakily]
[device buzzes]
[guard speaks Japanese]
- [guard grunts] - [groans]
[guard] Keep quiet.
Sorry, Mama. Work stuff. How's the breathing?
[Suzie sighs]
[in English] Hiro could fake a heart attack.
[sighs] Are you kidding?
That asshole would be thrilled.
Less work for him.
Fine. What do you suggest then?
Long game.
Seduction then sabotage.
No, no, no, no. No long game.
[device buzzing]
Is that your device?
Where is that?
[gasps] Zen, did you take my device?
- Sorry. - No, no, no. This is amazing, baby.
- Where is it? - [Mixxy] Keep it hidden. Just--
Answer, answer.
[automated recording] This is Kyoto Women's Prison.
- [Suzie] Oh, my God. - Will you accept a call from...
[Noriko] Sakamoto Noriko.
Yes, yes. [speaks Japanese]
Your camera's blurry, Suzie-san.
Noriko. Please just listen to me, okay? We're trapped.
If you don't wish to speak to me, is Sunny available?
- [guard chattering] - No, no. Sunny's not here, okay?
You just really have to--
And it is too much trouble, I suppose, to simply transfer the call--
[in Japanese] Grandma?
Zen-kun?
[Zen] It's me.
[in English] Yes, Zen is here, and-- and Hiro's here too.
And Masa?
No. I, uh, I'll tell you all about it later, but please, right now-- but just--
[guard cackling]
I'm sorry. My friend's son--
No, actually, that's-- that's coming from here. I-- I was--
[cackling continues]
I hate to split hairs, Suzie-san, but I do know that laugh.
[Suzie] Noriko, what are you talking about?
[laughing]
- Holy shit! - Shit!
Why are you with Yoko-san's son?
That's the dude who's holding us.
Tell Yoko to tell her son to let us go.
- [speaks Japanese] - [guard laughing through device]
He's yakuza, okay?
They have us locked up. He has a gun.
[Yoko laughing]
...what you have to do, please.
- Noriko... - What the fuck is happening?
[Suzie] You have to do something! Please!
- [oxygen hisses] - [gasps, whimpers]
[gasping]
[guard, in Japanese] Mama? Are you okay?
[gasping continues]
[Noriko] Now you listen to me.
You will let them go now.
Who the hell are you?
You heard me, asshole.
You have my family.
[grunts]
Now I have yours...
[Yoko] Help me. Help me.
Help me.
[guard] Fine.
[Yoko speaks Japanese, gasping]
[Yoko speaks Japanese]
- [device beeps] - [in English] Go, go, go.
Gun. Now.
- [Yoko wheezing] - Now!
- [oxygen hisses] - [Yoko breathing shakily]
[in Japanese] Hands on your head.
Noriko-san.
[Yoko breathes deeply]
Hello.
[Zen, in English] I love you!
Thank you.
[in Japanese] Thank you.
[call disconnect tone]
Breathe one word about this,
and I'll make sure everyone knows you cheat at shogi.
[guard grunts]
[in English] Fuck. They turned off the GPS.
[in Japanese] Where's the bot?
- Hey! Help-- - [Mixxy grunts]
Shut the fuck up or I'll tell the old lady to finish off your mama.
[in English] You go. I'll deal with this asshole and come find you.
- You sure? - Go!
Okay. Okay. Come on. Let's go.
[people chattering]
How do we know they're still here?
They did not bring you here for the atmosphere.
They want something from you.
[Suzie] We can get a better view from up there.
[Jin, in Japanese] Thank you.
It was nice meeting you.
Jin.
Please.
Don't make a scene.
I've come for peace.
My father's favorite.
Could we drink to a new beginning?
Check her.
Is this really necessary?
[homebot scanning]
She's clean.
It isn't hard for you?
Coming here?
It is not the outcome I wanted,
but our clan needs a strong leader now.
[chuckles]
And I had a taste before I came.
Liquid courage.
May I serve you?
- [glass shatters] - [Himé gasps]
[scoffs]
Perhaps too much courage.
[grunts]
Stupid.
Here.
[mutters]
Perhaps we should switch to tea.
Could your bot fetch some?
- [guard grunting] - [Mixxy grunts]
Is that right? It's my first time.
[guard grunting]
I'll take that as a yes.
[door opens, closes]
- [device beeps] - [lock clicks]
[Suzie, in English] Oh, my God. I can't breathe in this thing. [pants]
[gasps] Holy shit.
Where is he going with Sunny?
There.
[whispering] Motherfucker.
Okay. Let's go.
[homebot, in Japanese] Thank you!
- Ah, excuse me. - [homebot chimes]
[Suzie, in English] Jesus. Come on, move.
We're never gonna get there. [sighs]
[Hiromasa] Hey. We can trick Sunny into attacking them.
Use the trigger.
When Sunny attacked Mixxy, what were you doing?
Were you holding something?
[Suzie] Hey! Watch where you're going, asshole.
No. No. I-I don't know. We were fighting.
[Hiromasa] Or it could be audio.
Something you often say that they could have planted.
Do you have a motto?
- A catchphrase that you like? - [Suzie] I do not.
[Zen] They did ask me about that.
What, bug? Wh-What did they ask you?
Words you say a lot.
[stammers] And what did you say?
Um... Fuck, fuck shit,
shit, butthole, motherfucker.
Also dickwad, asswipe...
- Holy shit. I got it. - ...shit fucker.
[singing in Japanese]
- [goon speaks Japanese] - [Suzie] Oh, my God.
Where do you think you're going? Himé's not gonna be happy you tried to run.
- [Suzie, in English] Himé, fuck you. - [grunts]
Come on, baby. Let's get out of here.
- [Suzie grunts] - [bystander shrieks]
[speaks Japanese]
Go, go, go.
[Reiji, in Japanese] Time?
[Tanaka] No more than two minutes.
[Reiji] You know what happens if this doesn't work.
[singing continues]
[Suzie, in English] Run, run, run.
Fuck. [speaks Japanese]
[singing continues]
- [Suzie grunts] - [monk speaks indistinctly]
[in English] Uh, sorry. [panting]
Um. [speaks Japanese]
[speaks Japanese]
[in English] Welcome to Setsubun.
[sighs]
We, um-- We have an announcement to make.
The announcement is, uh...
[panting]
Sunny, if you can hear me, I want Yuki Tanaka to suck a dick!
[Tanaka, in Japanese] Crap!
[in English] I repeat, I'm telling him to suck a dick!
Suck a dick!
[Tanaka, in Japanese] I have to stop it!
Wait, wait, wait. [groans]
[Suzie, in English] Suck a dick!
[whimpers]
[Suzie] Suck a dick!
[in Japanese] What's going on?
[Suzie, in English] Suck a dick!
[in Japanese] Shit.
[in English] Suck a dick! Suck a dick! Suck a dick!
[reporter, in Japanese] Eye witnesses report an inebriated American woman
is shouting obscenities from the stage
at this morning's Setsubun festival.
That's my family!
[reporter speaking indistinctly through device]
[festival announcer speaking Japanese]
[Suzie, in English] Keep moving.
Oh, my God, that was iconic.
They're gonna be pissed. We have to get out of here.
Let's find Sunny.
[festival announcer continues to speak]
[in Japanese] Our toast will have to wait.
[Jin speaks Japanese]
- [roars] - [horn blows]
[drums playing]
- [horn blowing] - [roars]
What?
What the fuck do you want? [grunts]
[cheering]
Our clan needs a strong leader now.
[grunts]
[chuckles]
[Jin grunts]
[Suzie, in English] Come on, hurry.
Holy shit. There she is.
Oh, my God. Sunny.
Sunny, wait up!
Oh, my God, can you stop?
You shouldn't be here, Suzie.
I don't want to hurt you anymore.
You didn't hurt me, dumbass.
You saved me.
[gasps]
[sighs]
You know I love it when you call me dumbass.
But it's the only way.
Can you just stop being such a fucking martyr?
Don't you at least want to meet Zen?
- [Zen speaks Japanese] - [speaks Japanese]
And that's why I have to do this.
I'm a danger to you and to society.
The only ethical thing for me to do is to wipe myself.
What? No. No, no, no.
Come on, it's gonna be okay.
- She's a robot-- - Oh, my God. I know--
No, no. I just mean, can't we try to get the code out?
To save her?
You wanna save me?
[sighs]
I guess I do.
[Hiromasa] I may be able to help with that.
I have an old colleague in Tokyo who might be able to extract the code.
Keep it from replicating.
But those people are going to be looking for you,
so I'd like to get you two somewhere safe first.
- I can take Sunny to your friend. - What? No.
Absolutely. You and Zen have been through enough.
And I have that asshole's gun.
If you're sure, Mixxy, I have an idea of how to get us to Tokyo.
[Mixxy] Great. Let's hurry.
[sighs] Uh--
You need to go, Suzie.
It's going to be okay.
Hey, dumbass.
[Sunny] Over here!
[sighs]
[in Japanese] Damnit.
What's the plan?
I don't see any keys.
[in English] I can codebreak it.
- [Sunny beeps] - [engine starts]
Huh.
- [in Japanese] You good? - [in English] Mm-hmm. Let's go.
[speaks Japanese]
[Masa, in Japanese] I don't know if the oni will win.
I don't know if they'll get that metal club.
Worst of all,
I don't know what you must think of me.
But I pray you'll understand, I did this for you.
I pray it will all have been worth it...
- [Zen, in English] Look what Dad made. - [Hiromasa chuckles]
[Suzie] Wow. I've heard so much about him.
[Masa, in Japanese] And then again, if you're reading this,
maybe it's not too late.
Maybe there is hope.
Maybe I'll get a chance to tell you once more...
how much I love you.
[person] You okay?
You did so well.
[chuckles]
They're all going to be so proud of you.