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- Need proof of existence...
- Existence...
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Here is your proof.
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Hello, Crayola.
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One yellow.
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Yellow for the sun.
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Yellow for a duck.
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That's a great choice.
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Everybody loves a duck.
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OK, now do orange.
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White.
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Gray!
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Black.
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Beige.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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But the reason I'm here
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is because I was tossing
and turning all night,
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thinking about how you need
to make a clear crayon.
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- Clear?
- Like the color clear.
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Yes.
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But clear isn't a color.
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If it isn't a color,
what do you call this?
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What do you call what?
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The space between us.
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The emotional space, I mean.
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But--but then...
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- If a crayon is a clear wax...
- Mm-hmm.
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And it leaves
no discernible color behind,
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what's the use?
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It cannot be done.
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Wh--why are you doing this?
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Why do you need this?
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It's already done.
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Look at this glass of water
over here.
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It's defiantly clear.
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Some things aren't
one of the normal colors
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or play by the rules
of the rainbow.
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Think about air or smells
or--or memory.
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Shouldn't they be allowed
to be colors?
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To color something clear
is to acknowledge that
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maybe things are different,
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and that's just fine.
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To color something clear
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is to reimagine coloring
as we know it.
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Thanks so much
for stopping by.
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You've given us
a lot to think about.
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If we were to move forward
with clear Crayola,
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what would we call it?
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Oh, um, call it "Fantasmas."
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"Fantasmas"?
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It means "ghosts."
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But why plural?
Why not "Fantasma"?
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It's "blue," not "blues."
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Oh, because I--
I like it.
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Right, but logically,
it should be "Fantasma."
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You know what?
You're right.
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Let's call it "Fantasma."
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Singular.
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No S.
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- Good.
- Good.
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Where is my car?
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Oh, there's my ride.
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Hi. For Julio?
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Mm-hmm.
Welcome to Chester's.
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Just a few things.
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Close my door--gently--
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delete your Uber app,
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and download Chester.
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It's gonna be the only app
you'll want to use from now on.
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Uh, what--
what's the Chester app?
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Oh, it's basically
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the Chester alternative
to Uber,
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but all the proceeds go
to Chester.
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You could book a ride with me
via the app
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and have access
to a community board
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where users share
the bathroom codes
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at various Chipotle locations.
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It's giving grassroots
up in here, honey.
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Oh, also,
if you a legacy rider,
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you can get picked up
and dropped off,
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even if I'm already
with somebody.
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Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.
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That TV must remain on
at all times.
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And it must only play "Melf."
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One for you and one for me.
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How do you do it?
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No!
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Uh...
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- Uh--
- Grace, be careful.
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What are you?
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I'm Melf
from the planet Melf.
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Can we keep him?
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Please?
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Fine.
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Melf loves cookies
and spaghetti!
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Jeff?
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I--I heard
a noise downstairs.
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Thought there were robbers
in the house.
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Turns out,
it was just Melf here
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having a late-night food fight
all by himself.
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You are helping me
clean this up.
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No excuses, Melf.
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You know what?
You go back to bed.
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I'll start cleaning up.
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All right.
Good night.
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Don't stay up too late.
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We can't let it get
that close again, Melf.
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Melf loves cookies.
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And spaghetti.
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And Jeff.
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Jeff really likes Melf too.
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Melf does not want
to be on the side.
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Melf wants to be first.
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When will Jeff tell Nancy
about Melf?
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Soon.
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I love you.
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Oh, Melf!
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Oh!
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You scared me.
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What are you--
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What are you, um...
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Listen.
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Uh...
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Melf wants the house.
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Girl, leave his ass.
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What the fuck are you
talking about?
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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- OK.
- Get out!
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Get out, Jeff!
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- Hi, Dad.
- Hi, sweetie.
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I, uh--hi.
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Hi.
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- May I?
- Of course.
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It's just--
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Thank you for, uh--
for inviting--
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Oh, I was just so surprised
you called, Grace.
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It's Toast.
It's Toast now.
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- Yes.
- Yeah.
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Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Your mother died
and gave you her ring.
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I'm joking.
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Oh, my God. My little...
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- Toast.
- Toast is getting married.
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I think
you'd really like her.
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Her?
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Are you serious?
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Sorry, I--I didn't--
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Your step-Melf is
gonna be so happy.
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Dad--
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Do you have
a wedding registry?
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- Anything you want, on us.
- Dad...
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I don't want Melf
at the wedding.
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Oh.
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Oh, Jeff,
you won't believe who I saw
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down at the store today!
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I--
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Toast?
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Hey, Jeff,
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Melf left some groceries
in the car.
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I'll get 'em.
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Wait, Dad.
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Dad--
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Are you hungry?
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Uh, I was--
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I was just, uh, leaving.
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Oh, let Melf fix you a plate.
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No, I--I really have to go.
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Oh, how about some
cookies and spaghetti?
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Oh, Melf!
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Julio? Julio?
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There's Bibo.
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Oh, my God, get out.
That's your assistant?
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Yeah.
It's like a secretary.
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Hi, Bibo.
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Welcome to Chester's, Bibo.
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Thank you.
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I need to take tomorrow off
for a teeth cleaning.
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Um, but you don't have teeth.
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It's on the calendar.
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Oh, I believe
it's in the calendar,
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but you don't have teeth.
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- I got a Groupon.
- I know.
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Look, I'm completely fine
with you taking tomorrow off.
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I'm completely fine
with you going to the dentist.
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But I just don't want you
to get there
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and be disappointed
when there's nothing to whiten.
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Gaslighter.
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I want a raise.
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Are there any
non-Bibo-related items
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in this bag?
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As a matter of fact,
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another one of these came in.
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I detect it's urgent.
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Julio,
you're ignoring this again.
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These letters are piling up.
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These are most likely
from your landlord.
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What is that siren call?
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Julio.
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Don't go into yourself again.
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Wait, do you hear that?
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Do you hear that?
Do you hear that?
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No. What?
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I'm gonna get out here.
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OK.
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- Nice to meet you, Chester.
- Likewise.
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Have a good day.
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You too!
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Um, hi.
Uh, what is that?
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What is this?
What is that sound?
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It's a little oyster.
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With little diamonds.
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It's unique, rare.
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Beautiful.
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I'll take it.
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Oh, wow, huh.
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What?
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Well, that mole
behind your ear.
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It almost looks like
the oyster's shadow.
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Oh, it's not--
it's not a mole.
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It's a--it's a birthmark.
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I've--I've had it checked.
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It's exactly the same size.
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How...
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Odd.
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How odd.
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She said it was part
of a cursed antique,
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so I had to buy it.
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Perfect.
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It's perfect.
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One of a kind.
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- Thank you.
- Oh, my God.
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Like his apartment.
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Have you seen it?
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It's gorgeous.
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This is going to be huge
for you.
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Don't lose it.
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- I lost it.
- I--
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- No!
- Yes.
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- The oyster?
- Yes, the oyster.
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No.
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How much was it?
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Did you find it?
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- No.
- Aw.
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I want to go.
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Do you want to split
a Chester with me?
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A what?
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Chester.
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All right.
Y'all ready?
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I'm gonna just drop
Amina off first,
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'cause, you know,
she a teacher.
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But then y'all are next.
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Oh, there's the building
I'm applying for.
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You're moving into
the Capital One Residencies?
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The ExxonMobil one.
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- Oh.
- And Julio,
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they have a swimming pool.
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Ooh, girl, I hear it's nice.
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Did they ask you
for that thingy, though?
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Proof of existence.
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Hmm.
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Yes.
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They ask it
for all apartments now.
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Child, I don't play with
no damn proof of existence.
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I don't need one.
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Girl, tell me why Uber was
trying to get me to get one,
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and I was like, y'all are
trying to take half of my money
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off my rides
and want me to pay for an ID
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that proves that I exist?
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Girl, bye.
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I exist.
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Good.
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I don't--I don't even have one,
and I don't want it.
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I want nothing to do with it.
273
00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:35,737
Wait, go off, sis.
274
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:38,239
I look like garbage in mine.
275
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:41,117
What do you do, Vanesja?
276
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,244
It's pronounced "Vanesa."
277
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:47,123
The J is silent,
like the poisonous flower.
278
00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,291
Oh.
279
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,795
I'm a very important
talent agent,
280
00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:55,799
here on very serious business.
281
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:58,134
She's a performance artist
performing as my agent,
282
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,678
but she's been doing it
for so long that
283
00:11:59,678 --> 00:12:01,596
now she's just doing, like,
regular agent stuff.
284
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,598
So it's just kind of unclear.
285
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,684
Wait, but you submitted
"agent" for your proof?
286
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,228
No more questions, Chester.
287
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:10,313
Aw, secretive girl.
288
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,399
OK. What about you, Julio?
289
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,400
What do you do?
290
00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,903
Julio was struck
by lightning as a child.
291
00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:23,368
Ever since, he's seen the world
a little differently.
292
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:24,619
Mm.
293
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,538
When I came to,
they gave me a doctor's note
294
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,748
to skip gym
for the rest of my life.
295
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:30,500
I got it laminated,
and that's what I show people
296
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,793
when they ask
for proof of existence.
297
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,294
Wait, OK.
Side note.
298
00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,046
What was you doing
in the woods?
299
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,840
I don't remember.
300
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,966
I don't think--you know.
301
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:39,175
He was pooping.
302
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,677
I don't think it matters.
303
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:44,806
In fact, he was wiping
when the lightning hit.
304
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,517
But he takes that part
out of the mythology,
305
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,311
due to societal shame.
306
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:53,314
Wait, but what do you do?
307
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,358
Like, I am a teacher.
308
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,193
You are a...
309
00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:58,987
A Julio.
310
00:12:58,987 --> 00:12:59,988
It's what he does.
311
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,032
Mm-mm.
Elaborate, please.
312
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:05,035
I mean, you know, I wake up,
and I just sort of Julio.
313
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,036
It's amazing.
314
00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,705
Just today,
he was consulting for Crayola,
315
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,498
and tomorrow,
he's meeting with NASA
316
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:12,292
to rebrand a constellation.
317
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:16,755
I can feel the inner lives
of, uh, shapes and colors
318
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,966
and sounds
and numbers and letters.
319
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,968
I started doing letters
recently.
320
00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,803
Like, OK,
let me give you an example.
321
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:24,929
You know how the letter Q
322
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:26,806
comes up way too early
in the alphabet?
323
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,266
How do you mean?
324
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:29,851
Well, it should be
all the way in the back
325
00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,102
with the fellow
avant-garde letters:
326
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,480
the X, the Y, and the Z.
327
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,398
Q didn't ask to go early.
328
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,901
I mean, just imagine
what it would feel like.
329
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,527
Delightful.
330
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,945
So nice and easy.
331
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,573
Once again, give it up for P.
332
00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:47,535
And now,
put your hands together for Q.
333
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,995
All the letters
in the alphabet
334
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:52,707
have been so accessible,
until Q takes the stage.
335
00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:54,250
Hey, I'm Q.
336
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,756
♪ You're all gonna die ♪
337
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,841
♪ I don't know why ♪
338
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,468
Shit-fuckers.
339
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,305
- Thank you.
- Thank you, Max!
340
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:09,557
This next one is called,
341
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:12,727
"Your Zipper is Open,
and Your Cock is Hanging Out."
342
00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,271
No one gets him.
343
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,856
Q just went up too early.
344
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,233
Come on--
you got me sandwiched
345
00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,944
in between these two normies.
346
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,612
I'm sorry,
but that's what they are.
347
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,030
Who the hell
you got up there now?
348
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,323
R?
349
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,825
Listen to him.
They're eating him up.
350
00:14:26,825 --> 00:14:28,827
I'm not accessible like that.
351
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:30,328
That's why you gotta
put me on late, you know,
352
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,830
when they're all liquored up.
353
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:33,289
We talked about this.
354
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,875
I don't make the order.
355
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,043
Fine. You know what?
356
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,795
This club sucks, and so do you.
357
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:39,796
You know what?
358
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,297
I'm proud to be niche.
359
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:42,841
I don't care.
360
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,721
I'm only kidding, man.
Come on.
361
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,930
You know me.
362
00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,598
Just--just give me a chance.
363
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,809
But Q will continue to be Q.
364
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:55,395
♪ Social Security ♪
365
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:59,315
♪ Oh, you're so maturity ♪
366
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,526
♪ Your 401 is not OK ♪
367
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,069
- Have a nice day.
- This is great.
368
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,070
- Hey!
- What is this?
369
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,614
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Hey, come on!
370
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,741
Nice to meet you.
371
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,783
I'm O.
372
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:09,951
Listen, you know
what the difference is
373
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:10,952
between you and me?
374
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:11,953
What?
375
00:15:11,953 --> 00:15:13,079
The little stick.
376
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:14,372
You got to lose that thing.
377
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,373
Yeah, but then I'd be--
378
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,833
Me.
379
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:17,876
My understudy.
380
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,794
I got so many gigs right now.
381
00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:23,006
Orange, orangutan, ooze.
382
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,591
I'm in that one twice.
383
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,676
Listen, I'm swamped.
384
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,678
I need an extra pair of hands.
385
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,388
Give me a call
when you're done being
386
00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,182
an out-of-work letter, huh?
387
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,352
- Blech!
- Whoa!
388
00:15:35,352 --> 00:15:37,479
Ooh, I can do it too.
389
00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,064
Ugh.
390
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:42,192
No one is buying
what Q is selling.
391
00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,235
There's no market for weird.
392
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:47,405
And for years,
Q had to find other ways
393
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,531
to pay the bills...
394
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,578
while all
the mainstream letters
395
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,413
were swimming in opportunity.
396
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,706
Becoming the highest-grossing
397
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,042
consonant in the alphabet.
398
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:03,046
F is set to sign
a multimillion-dollar contract
399
00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:07,050
to start a new word alongside
America's sweetheart, B.
400
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:08,593
Peeved at coming...
401
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,345
And then the worst happened.
402
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,430
Weird suddenly became cool.
403
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,057
Yeah, man,
we're W, X, Y, and Z,
404
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,059
and we don't play by
the dumb rules of this town,
405
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,143
and we won't play nice.
406
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:18,728
And Q just missed the boat.
407
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,772
We're not like anything
you've seen before.
408
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,190
We shatter the rules.
409
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,067
We don't get in line.
410
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,070
As the injustice
of it all slowly crept in,
411
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,031
it finally became
too much for Q.
412
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,082
All those years
of insisting on his art,
413
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,251
staying true to himself.
414
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,089
Feeling stuck,
he decides to...
415
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,757
break free.
416
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:56,266
Agh!
417
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,267
Oh!
418
00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:58,685
Shit!
419
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,647
Oh, OK.
420
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,983
So do any of
the more mainstream
421
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,151
letters in the alphabet
422
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,653
have any animosity
towards you guys?
423
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,616
You could just say that
the letter G
424
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:17,078
has been sliding
into all of our DMs.
425
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:19,998
Hello?
426
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:23,209
Hey, O. It's me, Q.
427
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,211
I just want to address
something here.
428
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:28,381
I don't think we'd be here
without the influence of Q.
429
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,466
Is this a performance piece?
430
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:30,592
What are you doing?
431
00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:32,135
Personally,
but their work has had
432
00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,137
an impact on mine,
433
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,723
and I can safely say
for us all here.
434
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,266
And we would have
never been here,
435
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,101
had it not been
for the boundaries
436
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:41,770
Q broke down.
437
00:17:41,770 --> 00:17:44,439
To no fame, no glory--
438
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,815
just to the relentless,
439
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,693
unwavering commitment
to authenticity.
440
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:52,572
Q made audiences uncomfortable
long before weird was cool.
441
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:55,742
So if you're watching this,
just know that I'm a huge fan.
442
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,535
Are you there?
443
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,578
Can you talk?
444
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,205
Hello?
445
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,998
Hey, fuck off.
446
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,418
You felt that, right?
447
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,462
Girl, you feel all that
just by looking at a Q?
448
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:08,922
I told you.
That's what I do.
449
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,007
Call me if you want
to book him,
450
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,425
and I'll Vanesja right into it.
451
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,510
Amina.
452
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,678
Girl, we've been here.
453
00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:15,679
Amina, girl.
454
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:16,680
Sorry.
455
00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,306
Thanks. Bye.
456
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,852
I can't stop
thinking about it.
457
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,689
I saw it for the first time
a week ago.
458
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:26,981
It was late,
459
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,859
and I was one of the few
people left in school.
460
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,239
As I hovered over
the toilet bowl,
461
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,324
I contemplated the carvings
and drawings
462
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,118
the boys had made
in the stall--
463
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,913
all drawings of penises,
typical bully stuff.
464
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:46,876
Then I saw it,
in a corner of the stall,
465
00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,754
as if hiding
from its friends--
466
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:54,134
a penis with its head turned
away from the viewer?
467
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,052
What could it mean?
468
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,804
Was the dick sad?
469
00:18:57,804 --> 00:18:59,848
Was it being crushed
by the expectations
470
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,808
of masculinity?
471
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,561
Or was it just
living its own life?
472
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,024
I couldn't ignore
this cry for help.
473
00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,943
I had to find out who drew it.
474
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:13,695
Maybe it's one
of the gay ones?
475
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:14,696
No.
476
00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:15,947
The gay ones don't draw dicks.
477
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:16,990
They draw eyes.
478
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:18,074
Mm.
479
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,617
With huge, luscious lashes.
480
00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:23,788
Hang on.
481
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,624
How's it going, Rick?
482
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,296
In the boys' bathroom,
did you draw a penis
483
00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,673
with its head averting
the viewer's gaze?
484
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,050
Like this?
485
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,846
Why are you wearing
a purple shirt?
486
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,056
Purple's a girl color.
487
00:19:41,056 --> 00:19:42,182
You're not supposed
to wear that.
488
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,475
Stop it.
489
00:19:43,475 --> 00:19:45,518
I'm just letting him know
he's not supposed to wear that.
490
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,519
Why not?
491
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,562
Bitch.
492
00:19:47,562 --> 00:19:48,897
All right, detention.
493
00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:02,619
A bunch of bullies.
494
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:22,889
Michael?
495
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,642
Michael, wait.
496
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,102
Did you draw this?
497
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,561
Yeah.
498
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:30,647
'Cause I'm a boy, bitch.
499
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,731
Michael.
500
00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,902
Why does this penis
look like this?
501
00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:40,865
I think sometimes...
502
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:41,866
I don't know.
503
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,952
It's like, I'm a boy,
504
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:47,539
and there's things
that I can't do.
505
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,417
So when I see kids
doing whatever,
506
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:54,212
like wearing purple,
I get so mad.
507
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:59,467
So I kick them
to remind them of what's what.
508
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:03,555
You see me being a jerk,
but I'm a jerk
509
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:06,057
just so that you'll see me.
510
00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:11,730
In reality, no one sees me.
511
00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:17,152
And Ms. Roberts, I'm--
512
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,611
I'm trapped.
513
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,280
I'm...
514
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,867
Ew.
515
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:24,993
Dang, Ms. Roberts!
516
00:21:24,993 --> 00:21:26,036
You're married.
517
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,328
Bitch is so fucking horny, man.
518
00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,496
I'm telling you.
519
00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:43,345
What's this?
520
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,429
Huh?
521
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:47,724
What are these keys for?
522
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:49,100
Oh.
523
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,727
Last night,
the guys and I were wasted
524
00:21:50,727 --> 00:21:53,229
and found those, like,
stuck in a fence.
525
00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,272
Wait, what?
526
00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:55,648
They were, like,
placed, like,
527
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,067
probably for someone
to find them.
528
00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:58,526
To get in somewhere?
529
00:21:58,526 --> 00:21:59,944
Yeah.
530
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,529
They're locked out now.
531
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,490
The envelope says,
"Gracias, mamá."
532
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,826
So probably some lady
who you don't know
533
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,662
got locked out late at night.
534
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:14,042
Jesus, you're mad at me now?
535
00:22:14,042 --> 00:22:15,794
No.
No, I'm not mad.
536
00:22:15,794 --> 00:22:17,754
I'm just, like--
537
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,506
I'm just confused.
538
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,925
Jesus, even my girlfriend
fucking hates me.
539
00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,593
I didn't get the promotion!
540
00:22:23,593 --> 00:22:24,678
Hello?
541
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:27,055
I needed to blow off
some steam with the guys.
542
00:22:27,055 --> 00:22:28,973
I had to fucking
beg them to come out
543
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:30,892
because I'm not Jared.
544
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,394
When Jared texts
the group thread,
545
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,354
all their fucking panties drop.
546
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,356
It's fucking crickets with me.
547
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:39,526
So then when I finally have
some fun and do a little prank,
548
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,903
you're here making me
fucking feel bad.
549
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,576
Boop, boop.
550
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:51,788
Do you want to watch
"True Women of New York"?
551
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:54,290
Are you sure?
552
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,510
Wait.
553
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,970
Can I get one of these?
554
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,513
Yeah, but you gotta make sure
you get it back to me,
555
00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:11,891
because they have to go
to the scientist.
556
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,185
You know they say the answers
to all our problems
557
00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:15,770
are hidden in our dreams.
558
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,071
Julio?
559
00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:26,364
Are you still rolling?
560
00:23:26,364 --> 00:23:28,158
No, I'm not still rolling.
561
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,869
That's highly
inappropriate, Bibo.
562
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,412
Well, grab
your rubber ducky.
563
00:23:32,412 --> 00:23:33,663
It's time for our shower.
564
00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:35,123
Our what?
565
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:37,500
Sometimes I feel like
I just don't know you.
566
00:23:53,183 --> 00:23:55,602
Um, hi.
567
00:23:55,602 --> 00:23:56,978
Hi. Hello.
568
00:23:56,978 --> 00:24:00,440
Um, I, uh--I've been having
this recurring dream--
569
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,526
How to react when someone
cries in front of you.
570
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:06,613
Uh, where,
uh, I'm in a room,
571
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:11,368
uh, and I'm wearing this
tall, uh, cone-shaped hat.
572
00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:14,788
Uh, the garment is silk
or maybe a cotton blend.
573
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:15,955
Doesn't--doesn't matter.
574
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:20,335
But I'm sitting in this,
uh, contraption of sorts.
575
00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:21,670
Very ingenious, actually.
576
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:25,298
It--it allows me to, uh, read
577
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:26,758
without having
to turn the page.
578
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,051
How to take a good photo
where your--
579
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,302
Do you know
how annoying it is
580
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,470
to try and record a dream
581
00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,680
while you're--
you're listening to that?
582
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:32,681
Don't yell at me.
583
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,599
Sorry, I don't--don't--
584
00:24:34,599 --> 00:24:35,809
don't mean to yell.
585
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:36,976
It's fine.
586
00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:43,983
Um, so the contraption
allows me to read
587
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:47,529
the entire book without ever
turning the page.
588
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,073
But then I can feel it
getting a little warm,
589
00:24:50,073 --> 00:24:52,701
so I decide I want
to open a window.
590
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:56,162
But then I get to the window,
and it leads nowhere.
591
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:01,001
I go to the next window,
and I open it.
592
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,669
The same.
593
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,796
And then again.
594
00:25:04,796 --> 00:25:08,258
And then I go to
the next window, and the same.
595
00:25:08,258 --> 00:25:11,761
I try to open the door,
and it also leads nowhere.
596
00:25:11,761 --> 00:25:15,348
Then I finally see a door
across the room.
597
00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:18,518
That one does lead outside.
598
00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:20,603
It's snowing now,
599
00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,355
and people are--
are walking around,
600
00:25:22,355 --> 00:25:25,692
all--all uniformed
in these unremarkable
601
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,444
black puffer coats.
602
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:29,571
It's clear that if I go out,
I would have to wear
603
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,157
one of them
in order to stay warm.
604
00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:33,825
And then I see it--
605
00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:36,453
a black puffer coat
with my name on it,
606
00:25:36,453 --> 00:25:39,539
calling to me, saying,
"Come out and wear me."
607
00:25:40,790 --> 00:25:42,834
I go back into the room,
terrified,
608
00:25:42,834 --> 00:25:44,085
but now the room is
closing in.
609
00:25:44,085 --> 00:25:45,712
So I try--I try to leave,
610
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,298
but I--I can't because of my
big, beautiful hat.
611
00:25:48,298 --> 00:25:50,133
The only way
I would be able to leave
612
00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,801
is by compromising somehow.
613
00:25:51,801 --> 00:25:54,179
But how?
614
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,305
And then I wake up.
615
00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:57,307
End of dream.
616
00:26:01,895 --> 00:26:03,355
Another one of these came.
617
00:26:03,355 --> 00:26:05,065
Another one of what, Bibo?
618
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,318
Oh, just--
just put it with the rest.
619
00:26:08,318 --> 00:26:09,861
Doesn't look important.
620
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:16,493
It's from your--
dun, dun, dun--landlord.
621
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:17,702
You read my mail?
622
00:26:17,702 --> 00:26:18,953
With my X-ray vision.
623
00:26:18,953 --> 00:26:20,830
Didn't open it,
so not a crime.
624
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,207
It's very important.
625
00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,708
Bibo, does this mole
look bigger to you?
626
00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:25,585
It kind of looks bigger to me.
627
00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:27,087
I wasn't even worried about it,
628
00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:28,421
but Chester just now was like,
629
00:26:28,421 --> 00:26:29,422
"Oh, no, that looks really bad.
630
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:30,465
You should get it checked."
631
00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,508
Do you think
I should have it checked?
632
00:26:31,508 --> 00:26:32,509
No.
633
00:26:32,509 --> 00:26:34,427
I mean, I think if you're
so worried about it,
634
00:26:34,427 --> 00:26:35,428
you could get it checked.
635
00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,429
You should have seen--
636
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,430
you should have seen
their face.
637
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:38,473
They were like,
oh, my God, like,
638
00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,141
jaw practically to the floor.
639
00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:41,726
It says
you have to move out.
640
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:42,894
They're turning the building
641
00:26:42,894 --> 00:26:45,021
into a General Mills Café
and Residencies.
642
00:26:45,021 --> 00:26:47,107
I should probably
go to the doctor.
643
00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:48,983
Julio, you need
a new apartment.
644
00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:51,861
And to get a new apartment,
you need proof of existence.
645
00:26:51,861 --> 00:26:53,571
No, I can't think
of the apartment,
646
00:26:53,571 --> 00:26:56,950
because I'm--
I'm--I'm--I'm sick.
647
00:26:56,950 --> 00:26:59,661
No, Julio,
don't go into your thoughts.
648
00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:00,662
Come back.
649
00:27:00,662 --> 00:27:02,706
Look at the real problem.
650
00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:03,915
I think it's grown.
651
00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:04,916
It's grown.
652
00:27:04,916 --> 00:27:06,126
It's definitely grown.
653
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:07,127
Oh.
654
00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,586
Oh, this is gonna be
a whole thing.