1 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:10,928 (neon buzzing) 2 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,764 -(line straining) -(grunting) 3 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:14,390 -Huh? -Hello. 4 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,892 (screams) 5 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,227 (theme song playing) 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,564 * Supervillain, ahead of his time * 7 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,859 * Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind * 8 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:28,237 * But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime * 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,115 * A superhero that you stream online * 10 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,744 * It's Megamind * 11 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:37,955 * Oh, it feels good to be good this time * 12 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:40,500 * It's Megamind * 13 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:44,128 * Oh, it's Megamind * 14 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,422 * Rules! * 15 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:47,590 ** 16 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,967 Megamind: You've met your match, evildoer. 17 00:00:50,093 --> 00:00:51,761 For I, Megamind, 18 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,930 am the hero of Metrocity! 19 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,265 And you will feel my... 20 00:00:56,391 --> 00:00:59,185 steely justice with the force of a... 21 00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:01,854 an angry llama! (frustrated sigh) 22 00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:04,524 Ol' Chum: Oh, nonsense. I think you're improving, sir! 23 00:01:04,649 --> 00:01:07,402 That's way better than attacking their mothers personally! 24 00:01:07,527 --> 00:01:08,986 (sighs) I'm clueless, Chum! 25 00:01:09,112 --> 00:01:12,365 Now that I'm a hero, I want to inspire the people 26 00:01:12,490 --> 00:01:14,492 the way Metro Man did! 27 00:01:14,617 --> 00:01:17,286 Being a villain and stoking fear is a breeze, 28 00:01:17,412 --> 00:01:21,040 but how do I conjure awe and eyes-agogginess? 29 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:22,625 -Do I need to exercise? 30 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,627 -What about flossing? -(computer beeping) 31 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,838 Sir, robbery in progress at Everything City! 32 00:01:26,963 --> 00:01:30,842 Ha-ha! Move over, bad breath and sensitive gums! 33 00:01:31,217 --> 00:01:32,844 There's crime to be stopped! 34 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,221 ** 35 00:01:35,346 --> 00:01:37,557 Let's go! Hurry it up! 36 00:01:37,682 --> 00:01:39,392 This isn't Some Of It City. 37 00:01:39,517 --> 00:01:41,728 -Fork over everything! -(whirring, blast) 38 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:45,648 Villain, beware! For I am the white knight of-- 39 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,358 Dude Monkey: Bananalamadingdong! 40 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,318 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 41 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,904 Woo! Yeah! 42 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:54,157 Hey, Dude Monkerinos! 43 00:01:54,282 --> 00:01:56,451 Your happy hometown Dude Monkey here. 44 00:01:56,576 --> 00:01:59,078 Shall we schtop another crime? 45 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:00,913 What is that thing? 46 00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:03,332 -Hyah! -What?! 47 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,918 -(Dude Monkey grunting) -(robber yelling) 48 00:02:06,044 --> 00:02:08,379 Let's can this tuna fish! 49 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:10,840 -(robber groaning) -Oh, my! 50 00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:14,510 Did I do it again? I schtopped a crime! 51 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,930 -Say, Bananalamadingdong! -(shutter snaps) 52 00:02:18,056 --> 00:02:19,515 Post that on your sosh 53 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,934 and you'll get beaucoup engagements! 54 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:23,853 -Thanks! -What? Megamind? 55 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:26,064 Oh, must have beat him to the scene. 56 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:27,648 Sorry, Mr. Atric. 57 00:02:27,774 --> 00:02:31,277 Hey, can I call you Geri? (laughs) 58 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:34,155 JK, bro! I'm Dude Monkey! 59 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:38,201 Say 'sup to my Dude Monkerinos! 60 00:02:38,743 --> 00:02:41,579 -'Sup? -Remember to like and subscribe 61 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,581 if you think the city needs a fresher fighter 62 00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,876 than this horse-and-buggy bagpipe head! (laughs) 63 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,878 Bananalamadingdong! 64 00:02:50,004 --> 00:02:52,590 What in Hades' hamper just happened? 65 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,884 What just happened was awesome! 66 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,928 You've been a hero just a short time, 67 00:02:57,053 --> 00:02:59,972 and already, you're influencing strangely charismatic youngsters 68 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:01,307 to defend the city! 69 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:04,435 Perhaps I'm more inspiring than I thought. 70 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:07,688 As mayor, I don't have actual control 71 00:03:07,814 --> 00:03:09,232 over the sun. 72 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,609 Yes, well, I have a lot on my plate today, 73 00:03:11,734 --> 00:03:14,320 but I promise to absolutely look into it, Senator. 74 00:03:14,445 --> 00:03:16,280 -(zapping) -Huh? 75 00:03:16,781 --> 00:03:18,157 (gasps, grunts) 76 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:19,867 -Ollo-- Ow! -(smack) 77 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:21,285 Whoa! (grunts) 78 00:03:21,411 --> 00:03:22,912 My brilliant blue noggin! 79 00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:25,373 You know, you're not a villain anymore. 80 00:03:25,498 --> 00:03:27,083 You can use the front door. 81 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,293 But a monitor? Really, Roxanne? 82 00:03:29,419 --> 00:03:32,797 (sighs) Sorry. Muscle memory. I'm a little on edge. 83 00:03:32,922 --> 00:03:35,591 Just found out the Doom Syndicate escaped from prison. 84 00:03:35,717 --> 00:03:37,468 They escaped already? 85 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,471 I must say, the former villain part of me is proud. 86 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,765 But the hero part of me is incredibly frustrated 87 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:43,975 -with our prison system! -(phone dings) 88 00:03:44,100 --> 00:03:46,686 You'd think they'd lay low, but I guess Nighty-Knight 89 00:03:46,811 --> 00:03:50,106 couldn't resist Taquito Tuesday at Dos Muchachos Picante. 90 00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:52,942 Can't blame him. Their tacos are delightful, 91 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:55,778 but if he pops his Halloween head up again, 92 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,573 I have just the treat for his tricks! 93 00:03:58,698 --> 00:04:00,366 Hey, can I ask another favor? 94 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:03,870 Ma'am, do not offer Megamind the aquarium gig! 95 00:04:03,995 --> 00:04:06,247 Well, well, if it isn't Christina Christo, 96 00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:08,583 the Secretary of Party Pooping. 97 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:10,752 It's Chief of Staff, actually. 98 00:04:10,877 --> 00:04:13,796 My job is to make sure Roxanne can get reelected. 99 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,007 Something you don't seem to care about. 100 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:17,592 (both grunting) 101 00:04:17,717 --> 00:04:20,094 What's this gig she doesn't want me to have? 102 00:04:20,219 --> 00:04:23,222 So they're having a grand re-opening of the aquarium 103 00:04:23,347 --> 00:04:25,725 and want me to make an appearance? 104 00:04:25,850 --> 00:04:27,643 To warn baddies against another attempt 105 00:04:27,769 --> 00:04:29,979 at the diamond-encrusted koi fish, no doubt. 106 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,482 It says "hero," not live-action blueberry. 107 00:04:32,607 --> 00:04:33,566 -Ha! -Gimme that! 108 00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,234 I'm looking for ways 109 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,778 to be more inspirational, 110 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:40,323 and nothing inspires citizenry like a bombastic speech 111 00:04:40,448 --> 00:04:41,574 -at a relaxing, fish-filled-- -(yelps) 112 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:44,243 -Ah! -Got it! Ma'am, 113 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,246 he's the one who destroyed the aquarium in the first place. 114 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:50,249 If you want to save a fish, you gotta break a few aquariums. 115 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:51,751 -(laughs) -That's mine! 116 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:53,503 -Give it to me! -Megamind: Gimme! 117 00:04:53,628 --> 00:04:55,671 Great. You both owe a tree an apology. 118 00:04:55,797 --> 00:04:58,424 Christina, we've got to use Megamind. 119 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:01,094 He's Metro City's best and only hero. 120 00:05:01,219 --> 00:05:03,596 Not anymore. There is a new hero in town, 121 00:05:03,721 --> 00:05:05,848 and his name is Dude Monkey. 122 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:09,310 The petty crime stopper who was totally inspired by moi? 123 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:11,354 Why hire a second-rate wannabe 124 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:13,564 when you can have a first-rate is-a-be? 125 00:05:13,689 --> 00:05:15,775 Roxanne: He makes a good point. Christina, 126 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:19,237 send word to the aquarium board that I'm recommending Megamind. 127 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:21,614 (groans) Fine. 128 00:05:21,739 --> 00:05:23,491 Nee-nuh nee-nuh nee-nuh! 129 00:05:23,616 --> 00:05:24,951 -(both struggle) -Roxanne: Kids, 130 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:27,120 no ice cream unless you stop fighting. 131 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,497 Both: I will when you admit I'm the favorite. 132 00:05:29,622 --> 00:05:31,374 Jinx. Double jinx. Triple jinx! 133 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:34,252 Enough! Go play outside. Mama's gotta work. 134 00:05:35,712 --> 00:05:37,922 -What about that icèd cream you promised? -(sighs) 135 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:41,175 -Megamind: Wanna look my best for the aquarium gig. -(hard rock music playing) 136 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:42,552 Time to get my blue bod ripped 137 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:45,179 with some hardcore physical fitness. (grunts) 138 00:05:45,304 --> 00:05:48,182 (straining) 139 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,351 Chum! A little help! (groans) 140 00:05:50,476 --> 00:05:51,728 (whirring) 141 00:05:51,853 --> 00:05:53,938 Faster, Chum. I wanna feel that burn. 142 00:05:54,063 --> 00:05:56,023 You got a big problem, Double M. 143 00:05:56,149 --> 00:05:59,235 I know. Chum is horrifically out of shape. 144 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,446 Your problem is Dude Monkey. 145 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:04,115 Shall we schtop another crime? 146 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,618 -Ooh! A video! Can I watch? -(struggling, yells) 147 00:06:07,744 --> 00:06:10,830 That chimp chump is no threat. He looks up to me. 148 00:06:10,955 --> 00:06:14,834 He's proof that my aim to inspire Metrocity is working. 149 00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:17,837 Good luck inspiring people when this guy's trolling you. 150 00:06:17,962 --> 00:06:19,797 (laughs) What's with this troll business? 151 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:21,883 They've been extinct for decades. 152 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:24,761 Trolling means he's trying to humiliate you online. 153 00:06:24,886 --> 00:06:26,929 -(techno music playing) -Sorry, Mr. Atric. 154 00:06:27,055 --> 00:06:30,308 Hey, can I call you Geri? (laughs) 155 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,351 JK, bro! 156 00:06:32,477 --> 00:06:33,936 Geriatric means old. 157 00:06:34,062 --> 00:06:35,396 We don't want this guy to take your place 158 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,608 as defender of Metro City by defining you as out of touch. 159 00:06:38,733 --> 00:06:41,527 This video has a quarter million views! 160 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:44,781 It must have aired on the 6 o'clock news. 161 00:06:44,906 --> 00:06:46,199 (laughs) 162 00:06:46,324 --> 00:06:47,617 Oh, you're serious? 163 00:06:47,742 --> 00:06:49,452 Uh, I-I'm actually gonna ask this. 164 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,871 Have you ever heard of the internet? 165 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:54,123 Yes, I've heard of the "onternet." 166 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:56,084 I'm just not onterested. 167 00:06:56,209 --> 00:06:59,545 It's a passing fad, like fidget spinners or paying your taxes. 168 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,923 Okay, well, in that case, 169 00:07:02,048 --> 00:07:03,841 welcome to the Information Age. 170 00:07:03,966 --> 00:07:06,803 -You're about 30 years late. -(beeping, whirring) 171 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:08,429 This is a television. 172 00:07:08,554 --> 00:07:10,390 -True! -Wasn't a question. 173 00:07:10,515 --> 00:07:12,392 But was I right? Can I get a point? 174 00:07:12,517 --> 00:07:15,103 -Sure. -One to zip. 175 00:07:15,228 --> 00:07:17,605 Back in the age when people used to live in caves, 176 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:18,940 this is how they'd get their news. 177 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:22,318 True! Ha-ha, all tied up. 178 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:25,655 But the internet connects to every computer on the planet. 179 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:27,949 -You guys know that, right? -No, we do not. 180 00:07:28,074 --> 00:07:29,909 But I do know I'm right about us not knowing, 181 00:07:30,034 --> 00:07:31,828 so another point for Chum. 182 00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:33,246 Keiko: Not something to be proud of. 183 00:07:33,371 --> 00:07:35,665 So, with the Internet and social media, 184 00:07:35,790 --> 00:07:37,917 you can put out a story and send it anywhere 185 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:39,919 and to everyone instantly! 186 00:07:40,044 --> 00:07:42,672 They call this going viral. 187 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:44,716 I went viral on Metrocity once. 188 00:07:44,841 --> 00:07:46,884 Gave everyone dance fever. 189 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,679 I should get 10 retroactive points for that, honestly. 190 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:52,014 -Fine. (sighs) -What, does that mean I win? 191 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:53,683 Sure. You're the grand champion 192 00:07:53,808 --> 00:07:55,601 of learning about the internet way too late! 193 00:07:55,727 --> 00:07:57,437 -Yes! -No! 194 00:07:57,562 --> 00:07:59,397 Now, listen. Dude Monkey is engaging 195 00:07:59,522 --> 00:08:02,859 in a social media showdown that you're losing by not showing up! 196 00:08:02,984 --> 00:08:04,527 He's telling a huge-gantic audience 197 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:07,155 that you're a ding-dong so he can steal all your fans! 198 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,906 -That settles it, Keiko. -(determined music playing) 199 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:11,075 Make me virulent on the onternet. 200 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,660 (Chum laughs) 201 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:14,787 I'm looking at this internet thing, 202 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,706 and it's hilarious! Look! 203 00:08:16,831 --> 00:08:20,001 This cartoon baby is dancing just like a grown-up! (laughing) 204 00:08:20,126 --> 00:08:22,754 That meme is older than my teacher, 205 00:08:22,879 --> 00:08:24,756 and she knits. 206 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:30,470 (awkward): Ollo, fans. I am here, 207 00:08:30,595 --> 00:08:32,221 talking into the camera 208 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:35,141 as if I were talking to you in person. 209 00:08:35,266 --> 00:08:38,770 Thanks to the magic of the onternet. 210 00:08:38,895 --> 00:08:40,855 Maybe need a catchphrase. Something like, 211 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:43,232 "Villains are red, heroes are blue. 212 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:46,903 Stop robbing that bank, or feel my kung fu!" 213 00:08:47,028 --> 00:08:48,321 Or, you know, I'll think of something later. 214 00:08:48,446 --> 00:08:50,239 Sir! Have you seen this unusual fellow 215 00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,616 -who sings about rain made of-- -Chum! 216 00:08:51,741 --> 00:08:53,326 (both grunt) 217 00:08:53,451 --> 00:08:55,787 -(groans) -Okay, Chum, you gotta stop watching 218 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:57,330 old Internet stuff while we're filming. 219 00:08:57,455 --> 00:08:59,540 And Megamind, be more natural, dude. 220 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:01,709 You're moving your arms like a floppy inflatable 221 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:03,252 -at a used car lot. -Keiko, 222 00:09:03,378 --> 00:09:06,005 I'm unfamiliar with the glare of a lens. 223 00:09:06,130 --> 00:09:08,091 I'm more of a live performance guy. 224 00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:10,802 You know, theater! Treading the boards! 225 00:09:10,927 --> 00:09:12,845 Well, I'm certainly bored, 226 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:15,973 but this is for a web channel, not Shakespeare in the Park. 227 00:09:16,099 --> 00:09:18,434 -Just move your arms normal. -So, more like... 228 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:21,604 Hello, my biggest fans! Megamind here. 229 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,190 Perfect! We'll go with that. Roll camera. 230 00:09:24,982 --> 00:09:27,360 (awkward): Hello, my biggest fans! 231 00:09:27,485 --> 00:09:28,528 Your little fannies 232 00:09:28,653 --> 00:09:32,365 will shake as you worship the splendor that is-- 233 00:09:32,490 --> 00:09:35,368 Keiko: You're doing the arm thing again and saying weird stuff. 234 00:09:35,493 --> 00:09:37,954 (normal): Ugh! I don't know what you want from me, Keiko! 235 00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:40,498 Actually, maybe just do something heroic. 236 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:43,543 Heroic opportunities don't just walk out into the street and-- 237 00:09:43,668 --> 00:09:44,460 -(gasps) -(car honking) 238 00:09:44,585 --> 00:09:45,920 ** 239 00:09:46,045 --> 00:09:47,588 Or sometimes they do. 240 00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:49,006 -(honking) -(grunts) 241 00:09:49,132 --> 00:09:50,341 (whirring, zap) 242 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:52,885 (screaming) 243 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:55,012 DeGravity should do. 244 00:09:55,138 --> 00:09:56,556 -(laughs) -(zap) 245 00:09:56,681 --> 00:09:59,308 (yelling, groaning) 246 00:10:00,852 --> 00:10:03,855 Ha-ha! Um, citizen? 247 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:06,691 What are you watching that had you so distracted? 248 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:07,859 Dude Monkey. 249 00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:11,279 -Whoa! You watchin' my vids, bud? -What the?! 250 00:10:11,404 --> 00:10:13,614 Oh, wow! It's really Dude Monkey! 251 00:10:13,740 --> 00:10:16,200 You're such an inspiration. Can I get a selfie? 252 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:18,494 How about a self-photograph with the hero who, 253 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:21,414 -you know, saved your life? -Nah, I'm good. 254 00:10:21,539 --> 00:10:24,083 -Say, "Megamind's cheugy!" -(shutter snaps) 255 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:27,170 Say, "Megamind's cheugy!" 256 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:29,130 Keiko: I'll just edit that stuff out. 257 00:10:29,255 --> 00:10:31,007 -(typing) -We will beat Dude Monkey 258 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,801 to an onternet pulp with this video, right? 259 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:35,678 This rescue was awesome! 260 00:10:35,803 --> 00:10:39,015 Once people see this, they're gonna be all, "Who-Monkey"? 261 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:40,892 -We're just gonna upload and wait. -(ding) 262 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:43,019 Ooh! I got a view! 263 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,271 -That was from you watching it. -(grumbles) 264 00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:47,440 Be patient. Your fans will find you 265 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:49,859 I gotta head home. My mom's super strict 266 00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:51,527 -about my 9 p.m. curfew. -(ding) 267 00:10:51,652 --> 00:10:53,821 -Another view! -Keiko: Also from you! 268 00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,114 Oh... 269 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,743 ** 270 00:10:58,868 --> 00:11:00,828 -Come on, come on... -(ding) 271 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,498 -A new meme! -Ah! How many views? 272 00:11:03,623 --> 00:11:05,041 Oh. False alarm. 273 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:07,085 It's just an old one with new words. 274 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,462 Only 100 views? 275 00:11:09,587 --> 00:11:12,548 Why haven't I become a virus yet? 276 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,801 I know it hasn't exploded overnight, 277 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:16,552 but you need to be patient. 278 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,846 We need to build something unique to you. 279 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:21,641 The video where that monkey man does the troll to me. 280 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:24,352 -How many does that have? -A couple more. 281 00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:26,312 -(typing) -Yeah, a million more. 282 00:11:26,437 --> 00:11:28,439 It's as if I don't exist! 283 00:11:28,564 --> 00:11:30,942 I'm far from inspirational. I've become... 284 00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:32,902 unpopular. 285 00:11:33,027 --> 00:11:36,072 -Your fans will find you. We just need-- -Thank you, Keiko, 286 00:11:36,197 --> 00:11:37,532 but I know how to handle this. 287 00:11:38,199 --> 00:11:40,451 Chum, we've got a "Class Me" emergency. 288 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:43,246 The only thing that will get me out of this spiral 289 00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:45,998 is a whiz-bang appearance at a fish museum! 290 00:11:46,124 --> 00:11:47,792 The kids will love it! 291 00:11:47,917 --> 00:11:50,211 Yeah, my heart's racing already. 292 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:54,841 You know, I have some great ideas for this aquarium gig. 293 00:11:54,966 --> 00:11:56,801 -Hyah! Woo! -Ow! 294 00:11:56,926 --> 00:11:59,470 Really wanna see your face when she tells you this. 295 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:00,847 Go ahead, ma'am. 296 00:12:00,972 --> 00:12:04,100 The aquarium board is... 297 00:12:04,225 --> 00:12:05,435 made up of people with terrible taste 298 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,353 who are kind of leaning toward Dude Monkey. 299 00:12:07,478 --> 00:12:10,314 No! Any dude or any monkey, 300 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,607 but not him! 301 00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:13,901 You gotta see his latest, though! 302 00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:17,196 Dude Monkey: Dude Monkey stops crime with a meat-sicle! 303 00:12:18,656 --> 00:12:20,658 (upbeat music playing) 304 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,243 Hey! My wallet! 305 00:12:22,368 --> 00:12:24,203 'Sup, Dude Monkerinos! 306 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:28,249 Pretty much gonna declare myself Metro City's greatest hero. 307 00:12:28,374 --> 00:12:30,334 Crime is poppin', but Megamind 308 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,920 (elderly voice) is a-prune juice shoppin'! 309 00:12:33,046 --> 00:12:34,630 -(smack) -(thief grunts) 310 00:12:34,756 --> 00:12:38,468 -Thanks, Dude Monkey! -I schtopped a crime! 311 00:12:38,593 --> 00:12:40,303 Hey, quick, shout out to my primo sponsor, 312 00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:41,971 Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles, 313 00:12:42,096 --> 00:12:43,848 the official meat-sicle of Dude Monkey. 314 00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,475 Yumalamadingdong! 315 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,685 I can't believe he has a sponsor! 316 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,730 -Why don't I have a sponsor? -You got me. 317 00:12:50,855 --> 00:12:53,274 I think a wart removal cream would be blessed to have you. 318 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,193 Hilarious, Christina. 319 00:12:55,777 --> 00:12:57,904 Hey, that guy is charismatic, 320 00:12:58,029 --> 00:13:00,114 but he's no Megamind. 321 00:13:00,239 --> 00:13:01,866 I'll keep fighting for you. 322 00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:04,535 I'll make it easy. If Dude Monkey's catching fire, 323 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,914 I'm gonna become a crime-stopping megaton bomb! 324 00:13:08,706 --> 00:13:11,209 That's a metaphor for having an engaging web channel, 325 00:13:11,334 --> 00:13:12,335 not a threat. 326 00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:15,004 Ma'am, they've spotted Nighty-Knight! 327 00:13:15,546 --> 00:13:17,673 That aquarium board will change their mind 328 00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:19,675 when I bring Nighty-Knight to justice 329 00:13:19,801 --> 00:13:22,095 and knock Dude Monkey's web channel 330 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:24,180 on its weird monkey butt! 331 00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:28,684 I've been studying what makes Dude Monkey so popular. 332 00:13:28,810 --> 00:13:30,978 If this is the hero Metrocity wants me to be, 333 00:13:31,104 --> 00:13:33,439 then so shall I be it! 334 00:13:33,564 --> 00:13:35,566 -(hip-hop music playing) -Hey, radical duderoos. 335 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:37,777 Megamind here. Crimes a-poppin'! 336 00:13:38,152 --> 00:13:40,196 -Dang. -Help! Help! 337 00:13:40,321 --> 00:13:43,366 Scope that! Crime much, am I right? 338 00:13:43,491 --> 00:13:45,910 You'll L-O-L as I trick-shot these handcuffs 339 00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:48,121 right on Nighty-Knight's wrists. 340 00:13:50,248 --> 00:13:52,500 -(laughing) -Hey! That's my fishbowl! 341 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:56,295 -Hm. -Oh, I think you just missed his wrist, sir. 342 00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:58,131 By which I mean entirely. 343 00:13:58,256 --> 00:14:00,007 -(static) -(laughing) 344 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:02,510 -We gonna let him steal meat-sicle carts? -(rock music playing) 345 00:14:02,635 --> 00:14:04,929 Nah. Crime stopping rocks! 346 00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:06,222 (grunts) 347 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,766 -(thuds) -Ow! 348 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:11,018 -Crime-a-Doodle-Don't! -(static) 349 00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:12,478 (cowboy voice) Hizzle, cowpokes. 350 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,439 Just call me Dead-Eye Blue 351 00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:16,858 because when I take my shot at baddies, 352 00:14:16,983 --> 00:14:18,526 I never miss. 353 00:14:18,651 --> 00:14:19,861 Backslash rad! 354 00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:21,904 -(alarm blaring) -Guard: He's got the blueprints! 355 00:14:22,029 --> 00:14:23,489 ** 356 00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:26,659 Ha-ha! Well, howdy, Nighty-Knight! 357 00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:28,703 -Ah! -Ah! Chum! 358 00:14:28,828 --> 00:14:30,329 -(beep, alarm stops) -(Chum laughs) 359 00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:31,581 It's like all-new memes, 360 00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:34,208 but with that special homemade flavor! 361 00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:36,544 Keiko! I demand you burn all copies. 362 00:14:36,669 --> 00:14:39,213 I should come off as inspirational, 363 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:41,174 not as some bumbling buffoon. 364 00:14:41,299 --> 00:14:43,843 Come on! It's funny stuff! 365 00:14:43,968 --> 00:14:44,969 Your fans are gonna see this 366 00:14:45,094 --> 00:14:47,055 and mash that subscribe button so hard, 367 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,765 you could serve it with gravy. 368 00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:52,393 (sighs) Keiko, I'm repositioning you. 369 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:54,437 I'll be taking over advising myself, 370 00:14:54,562 --> 00:14:57,190 and you'll organize my jazz albums. 371 00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:59,400 But you don't have any jazz albums, sir. 372 00:14:59,525 --> 00:15:01,277 Then this should be easy for her. 373 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:04,864 But you don't even know how to post or log on or stream! 374 00:15:04,989 --> 00:15:07,116 -Jazz albums! -(growls) 375 00:15:08,076 --> 00:15:11,079 Imagine her telling me I don't know what I'm doing. 376 00:15:11,204 --> 00:15:12,789 Now, to get rid of these videos. 377 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:16,876 -Gonna upload them right into the trash. -(click, beep) 378 00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:18,669 Hasta la vista, videos! 379 00:15:18,795 --> 00:15:21,881 Sir, I think you may need to see this. 380 00:15:22,006 --> 00:15:23,966 Dude Monkey (on video): Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Dude Monkerinos! 381 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:26,844 Just got a call from the mayor's office. 382 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,889 I've been requested to appear at the grand reopening 383 00:15:30,014 --> 00:15:31,140 of the aquarium! 384 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,392 And you know what? 385 00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:35,103 I beat Megamind for the gig! 386 00:15:35,228 --> 00:15:37,647 Now I'm gonna dance all over this picture of Megamind 387 00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:40,316 until a-millio eyeballs are on this stream! 388 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:44,153 Bananalamadingdong! (rhythmic grunting) 389 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:47,573 (hip-hop music playing) 390 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:50,201 He's still dancing after two hours. 391 00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:51,828 Incredible. 392 00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:54,247 I need a 30-minute nap after eating three chicken wings. 393 00:15:54,372 --> 00:15:56,582 -Well, well, well. -(yelps) 394 00:15:56,707 --> 00:15:58,292 On my way to the hospital. 395 00:15:58,418 --> 00:16:00,837 My back is lousy with stab wounds. 396 00:16:01,713 --> 00:16:04,090 I'm truly sorry about the Dude Monkey thing. 397 00:16:04,215 --> 00:16:05,591 It was out of my hands. 398 00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,802 What fun is having my friend as mayor 399 00:16:07,927 --> 00:16:09,846 if I don't get everything I want? 400 00:16:09,971 --> 00:16:12,265 I was elected to be the mayor of the city, 401 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:13,391 not just my friends. 402 00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:16,310 And the city wants Dude Monkey, 403 00:16:16,436 --> 00:16:19,272 which I agree is dumb. (weak laugh) 404 00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:21,607 Dumb-ocracy. Am I right? 405 00:16:22,525 --> 00:16:25,987 You can't unspoil my sour mood with mayoral dad jokes, Roxie. 406 00:16:26,112 --> 00:16:28,239 -Christina: Mm! Mm! -(hip-hop music playing) 407 00:16:28,364 --> 00:16:29,991 Hey, come on! 408 00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:31,951 (full mouth) Bananalamadingdong. 409 00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:35,663 I possess super intelligence, 410 00:16:35,788 --> 00:16:39,625 otherworldly handsomeness, and selfless humility. 411 00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:43,212 Yet, I am felled by a bananalamadingdong. 412 00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:45,048 You uploaded your blooper reel? 413 00:16:45,173 --> 00:16:46,924 I hope the answer is no. 414 00:16:47,050 --> 00:16:48,801 The answer is yes. 415 00:16:48,926 --> 00:16:51,512 It is up, and it is huger than a luger! 416 00:16:51,637 --> 00:16:53,556 You're getting Dude Monkey numbers 417 00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:55,641 and netting more subs every second. 418 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:58,436 Ow! Crime-a-Doodle-Don't! 419 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:00,813 Oh, terrific. 420 00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:02,732 The whole city must be laughing at me. 421 00:17:02,857 --> 00:17:04,400 Just look at the comments. 422 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,277 Little Terry Sasko says, 423 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:09,322 "I love that Megamind messes up just like me. 424 00:17:09,447 --> 00:17:11,407 In a weird way, that's inspiring." 425 00:17:11,532 --> 00:17:13,910 Inspiring? Well, that's what I want, 426 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:16,662 but this feels like what I don't want. 427 00:17:16,788 --> 00:17:19,040 This is what your channel needs. 428 00:17:19,165 --> 00:17:20,708 Everyone wants to be a hero. 429 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:22,293 So when a hero makes a mistake, 430 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:25,463 that's fun to see because everyone makes mistakes. 431 00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:27,298 If you wanna inspire your fans, 432 00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:29,967 we need to show them everything, warts and all. 433 00:17:30,385 --> 00:17:32,053 Maybe you're right. 434 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:35,807 And perhaps I was a little harsh on you earlier. 435 00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:36,557 You think? 436 00:17:37,392 --> 00:17:39,602 I'm promoting you back to your previous position 437 00:17:39,727 --> 00:17:42,146 as my adviser of all things onternetty. 438 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,398 Do I get a raise? 439 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:46,901 -I wasn't paying you before. -I had to try. 440 00:17:47,485 --> 00:17:49,278 You know, I find it a little fishy 441 00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:52,782 that Nighty-Knight would want to steal a-- Wait a second! 442 00:17:52,907 --> 00:17:54,242 -(Nighty-Knight laughing) -Nighty-Knight! 443 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,701 Oh, I'm a fool for not seeing this earlier. 444 00:17:55,827 --> 00:17:58,037 I was so focused on being onternet cool, 445 00:17:58,162 --> 00:18:00,039 I let him slip through my fingers! 446 00:18:00,164 --> 00:18:01,332 We have to stop him! 447 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:04,210 But it's impossible to know where he'll strike next. 448 00:18:04,335 --> 00:18:05,420 No, it's not, Chum. 449 00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,213 Nighty-Knight is making a play 450 00:18:07,338 --> 00:18:08,756 for the diamond koi fish. 451 00:18:08,881 --> 00:18:11,467 Sir, don't you think you're jumping to conclusions? 452 00:18:11,592 --> 00:18:13,636 No! Keiko, bring up my bloopers. 453 00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:16,055 -(laughing) -Hey! That's my fishbowl! 454 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,683 Pause it! He's stealing a fishbowl! 455 00:18:18,808 --> 00:18:21,269 Perhaps he wants an unconventional candy dish. 456 00:18:21,394 --> 00:18:22,562 Keiko, run it. 457 00:18:22,687 --> 00:18:24,564 Backslash rad! 458 00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:25,648 -Pause! -(beep) 459 00:18:25,773 --> 00:18:27,942 Now, zoom in! There! 460 00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:30,528 The blueprints for the aquarium! 461 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,989 Please. Who doesn't have those? 462 00:18:33,865 --> 00:18:36,617 Megamind: He's going to sneak himself in inside a meat-sicle cart! 463 00:18:36,743 --> 00:18:40,288 Maybe we should focus on what Nighty-Knight is actually up to. 464 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:42,957 -Keiko, enhance audio. -(click) 465 00:18:43,082 --> 00:18:44,876 Nighty-Knight: My darkly dark plan to steal 466 00:18:45,001 --> 00:18:47,378 the diamond-encrusted koi during the reopening ceremony 467 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:50,673 will be a... drowning success. 468 00:18:50,798 --> 00:18:53,801 (maniacal laughter) 469 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:56,971 Okay, I'm convinced. The "muahaha" did it for me. 470 00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:59,265 To the aquarium! 471 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:02,477 (hip-hop music playing) 472 00:19:02,602 --> 00:19:06,230 (crowd cheering) 473 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:08,066 Alright now! Now the D-Monk's 474 00:19:08,191 --> 00:19:11,402 gonna upchuck some smarts all over you Monkerinos! 475 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:12,945 (clears throat) 476 00:19:13,071 --> 00:19:16,032 (awkward) Aquariums are like superheroes. 477 00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:19,744 They both are things people like to look at, 478 00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,163 and also both things that make people happy, too. 479 00:19:22,288 --> 00:19:23,831 -(phone buzzes) -Please give me good news. 480 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:25,792 Like, a meteor is heading this way, 481 00:19:25,917 --> 00:19:27,710 so I don't have to listen to this speech. 482 00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,046 Nighty-Knight's coming for the koi fish! 483 00:19:30,171 --> 00:19:32,256 If you see a meat-sicle cart, clear it out. 484 00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:35,968 Dude Monkey: ...lungs like humans do. They have gills. 485 00:19:36,094 --> 00:19:39,180 (gasps) We need to clear out all meat-sicle carts. 486 00:19:39,305 --> 00:19:42,433 Security. We need help clearing out the meat-sicle carts. 487 00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:44,519 ** 488 00:19:44,644 --> 00:19:46,187 Hey! (yelps) 489 00:19:47,021 --> 00:19:48,189 (screams) 490 00:19:49,232 --> 00:19:52,777 Eternal doom awaits all who come between Nighty-Knight 491 00:19:52,902 --> 00:19:56,155 and his fishy bowl of... doom! 492 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,242 -(crowd screaming) -(Nighty-Knight laughs evilly) 493 00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:03,246 Let's schtop a crime! 494 00:20:03,371 --> 00:20:06,541 ** 495 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:08,376 Dude, awesome costume! 496 00:20:08,501 --> 00:20:10,712 Alright, let's do this just like we practiced. 497 00:20:10,837 --> 00:20:14,215 Some light sparring, and then I totally crush you. Ready? 498 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,384 (grunting, yelling) 499 00:20:16,509 --> 00:20:18,594 You dare talk confusingly 500 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,805 to the Duke of Darkness? 501 00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:23,683 -(grunts) -Whoa, whoa, whoa, Brad! 502 00:20:23,808 --> 00:20:25,852 We so do not have the budget for this! 503 00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:27,937 Wait. You're not Brad. 504 00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:29,981 You're really Nighty-Knight! (screams) 505 00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:31,733 -(grunts) -(glass squeaks) 506 00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:34,485 Crowd: Run! It's Nighty-Knight! 507 00:20:34,610 --> 00:20:36,863 -(explosion) -Hey, guys. 508 00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:41,242 Welcome to "Megamind's Rules For Defending Your City!" 509 00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,245 How do you like that title, Keiko? Is it onternetty? 510 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:47,957 So onternetty. I think you're starting to get this. 511 00:20:48,082 --> 00:20:51,294 By the way, where is Dude Monkey in this moment of need? 512 00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:52,545 Bad Guy Brad: Oh... 513 00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:54,297 Here you are, dude! 514 00:20:54,422 --> 00:20:56,466 Dude, you were supposed to stage the heist 515 00:20:56,591 --> 00:20:57,717 like we rehearsed! 516 00:20:57,842 --> 00:21:00,136 I don't know how to stop real criminals! 517 00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:03,347 Dude, you just got ousted as a fraud. 518 00:21:03,473 --> 00:21:04,849 (beep) 519 00:21:04,974 --> 00:21:06,726 Dude! 520 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:09,228 I had a feeling Dude Monkey was a phony. 521 00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:12,023 I assure all you former Monkerinos, 522 00:21:12,148 --> 00:21:15,735 as Metro City's defender, I will never lie to you. 523 00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,781 -Yoo-hoo! Wannabe spooky dude! -Nighty-Knight: Megamind! 524 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,492 Your pathetic attempts to foil my-- 525 00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:24,285 -(zapping) -Wha... 526 00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,206 (clicking) 527 00:21:28,331 --> 00:21:29,457 (zap, crackling) 528 00:21:29,582 --> 00:21:32,752 -(yelps) -(bowl thuds) 529 00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:36,089 -Pretty chill, homeboy. -(static) 530 00:21:36,214 --> 00:21:38,549 -(crowd cheering) -Thank you. Thank you. 531 00:21:38,674 --> 00:21:41,469 Oh, please, no! You're too much. 532 00:21:41,594 --> 00:21:43,971 -But it is fitting. -(hissing) 533 00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:47,350 ** 534 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,562 I appreciate the applause, 535 00:21:51,687 --> 00:21:55,650 but I also really need you to like and subscribe! 536 00:21:55,775 --> 00:21:58,152 Sir! I made my own meme! 537 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:02,031 -Pretty chill, homeboy. -(beep) 538 00:22:02,156 --> 00:22:04,200 Ol' Chum: I think you've gone viral, sir! 539 00:22:04,867 --> 00:22:07,620 I look positively infectious! 540 00:22:07,745 --> 00:22:09,122 Guard: Megamind! 541 00:22:09,247 --> 00:22:11,874 Someone just stole a genetically altered starfish from the lab! 542 00:22:12,417 --> 00:22:13,501 A what? 543 00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:17,588 ** 544 00:22:17,714 --> 00:22:19,674 (hissing) 545 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:22,260 My quest was darkly bountiful, 546 00:22:22,385 --> 00:22:23,761 most vile one. 547 00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,263 (whirring) 548 00:22:25,388 --> 00:22:26,681 The starfish. 549 00:22:26,806 --> 00:22:29,809 Able to regenerate its body if it loses a limb. 550 00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,770 This holds the genetic key that will allow me 551 00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:36,607 to rise to power once again! 552 00:22:36,733 --> 00:22:39,110 Soon, I will remind Megamind 553 00:22:39,235 --> 00:22:42,113 how good it feels to be bad! 554 00:22:42,238 --> 00:22:44,449 (laughing) 555 00:22:44,574 --> 00:22:47,744 **