1 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:09,385 (neon buzzing) 2 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:12,764 -(line straining) -(grunting) 3 00:00:12,889 --> 00:00:14,098 -Huh? -Hello. 4 00:00:14,223 --> 00:00:15,892 (screams) 5 00:00:16,017 --> 00:00:18,227 (theme song playing) 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:21,564 * Supervillain, ahead of his time * 7 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:24,859 * Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind * 8 00:00:24,984 --> 00:00:28,237 * But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime * 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,115 * A superhero that you stream online * 10 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:34,744 * It's Megamind * 11 00:00:34,869 --> 00:00:37,955 * Oh, it feels good to be good this time * 12 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:40,500 * It's Megamind * 13 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:44,128 * Oh, it's Megamind * 14 00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:46,005 * Rules! * 15 00:00:46,339 --> 00:00:49,509 (rock music playing) 16 00:00:51,803 --> 00:00:53,471 What up! And welcome to 17 00:00:53,596 --> 00:00:56,224 Megamind's Guide to Defending Your City! 18 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:59,394 I'm Keiko Morita in the Casita del Megamind. 19 00:00:59,519 --> 00:01:01,604 Today, the blue guy himself is gonna give us 20 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:04,565 an insider peek of his heroic lair. 21 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:07,110 (screaming) Yes! Welcome! Today, 22 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:10,405 -we'll be live screaming from inside my-- -Keiko: Psst! 23 00:01:10,530 --> 00:01:12,448 It's live "streaming." 24 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:16,411 (normal) Today, I'll be live streaming 25 00:01:16,536 --> 00:01:19,080 from inside my super-secret abode. 26 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:21,290 So much cool stuff. Check it out! 27 00:01:21,416 --> 00:01:23,209 This first gizmo is a particle collider 28 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,336 that can atomize anything. 29 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:27,463 But it also doubles as a gelato maker. 30 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:30,174 Over here, we have a time destabilizer. 31 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:32,552 That's extremely dangerous, 32 00:01:32,677 --> 00:01:35,722 -so it's more of a conversoshon piece. -(bottle clatters) 33 00:01:35,847 --> 00:01:38,307 And over, here we have a horrifying garbage monster 34 00:01:38,433 --> 00:01:40,893 that I quite honestly don't remember creating. 35 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,437 -(clattering) -Whoa! 36 00:01:42,562 --> 00:01:46,399 Oh, hang on! That's just my heroic assistant, Chum! 37 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:49,902 Smile for the camera, Chumberto! 38 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:53,573 -Hello. -Chum keeps everything running in tip-top shape, 39 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:56,993 which is important because safety is priority number one. 40 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:58,453 -Ah! Whoa! -Look out! 41 00:01:58,953 --> 00:01:59,912 Phew! 42 00:02:00,037 --> 00:02:01,831 Grab me some bait and a hook 43 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:05,835 because those unstable isotopes almost went fission! 44 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:09,047 Anyway, don't forget to like and prescribe. 45 00:02:09,172 --> 00:02:10,465 Keiko: And cut! 46 00:02:10,590 --> 00:02:12,550 Great. Wrap that in a tortilla 47 00:02:12,675 --> 00:02:15,094 'cause fans are gonna eat it up! 48 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:16,846 (splats, squeaks) 49 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:18,639 Oh... 50 00:02:18,765 --> 00:02:20,016 (sighs) 51 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,100 ** 52 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,061 May I have a word, sir? 53 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:26,105 Make it quick, Chum. Keiko and I are onternetting. 54 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:27,523 About that, sir. 55 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,525 Ever since Keiko started working here, 56 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,652 there has been an overabundance of-- 57 00:02:31,778 --> 00:02:33,529 New subscribers to my web channel? 58 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,491 -No. -Unflinching respect and admiration? 59 00:02:36,616 --> 00:02:38,159 -No. -Pop culture references 60 00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,536 we both just pretend to understand? 61 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,247 Trash, sir. I was going to say trash. 62 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:45,958 It's because I have no idea where the trash can is. 63 00:02:46,084 --> 00:02:48,294 Figured you guys just played it loose here. 64 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,213 Trash starts with a T, 65 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,298 so it's located in the south wing 66 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:53,633 next to the gumball machine, 67 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,885 a "treat," which also starts with T. 68 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:58,429 I mean, how hard is that to understand? 69 00:02:58,554 --> 00:03:00,264 Why can't we just keep a trash bin right here, 70 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,392 where we spend the majority of our time? 71 00:03:02,517 --> 00:03:04,727 Because we have never done it that way. 72 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:06,312 I get that I'm the newb on the team, 73 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,564 but your system makes, like, zero sense. 74 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,566 I don't even have a place to put my stuff! 75 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,652 Well, if I'm being perfectly honest, 76 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:15,196 it's been a big adjustment having you here all the time. 77 00:03:15,321 --> 00:03:17,323 I had no idea kids ate so much. 78 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:18,825 It's called metabolism. 79 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:22,245 If I don't feed the beast, he gets loco. 80 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,747 At least take a bowl with your granola. 81 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:26,958 Or if you'd like, I can get you a feed bag! 82 00:03:27,083 --> 00:03:30,795 Weird, but I'm not saying no to the feed bag idea. 83 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,964 You know, crumbs can lead to all sorts of problems. 84 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:34,757 We have a lot of sensitive equipment in here! 85 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:38,261 -Okay, I'll throw it out. -No, I'll throw it out. 86 00:03:38,386 --> 00:03:39,387 ** 87 00:03:39,512 --> 00:03:41,347 -Give... it... ah! -Ah! 88 00:03:41,472 --> 00:03:43,224 Oh, look what you've done! 89 00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:46,060 -What I've done?! -Megamind: Just clean up the mess, Chum. 90 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,771 Keiko and I are about to film another segment. 91 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:51,816 ** 92 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:55,903 (dramatic crescendo) 93 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:58,614 Whenever I have a question, I seek the counsel 94 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:01,617 of the handsomest and wisest person I know. 95 00:04:01,743 --> 00:04:02,869 Myself! 96 00:04:02,994 --> 00:04:06,164 And now, so can you lucky rapscallions! 97 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:08,583 Time for fan mail! Brainbot? 98 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:10,418 -(whirring) -(beep) 99 00:04:10,543 --> 00:04:13,379 Number one fan Terry Sasko writes, 100 00:04:13,504 --> 00:04:17,258 "Dear Megamind, what does it take to become a superhero?" 101 00:04:17,383 --> 00:04:20,970 -Well, Terry, becoming a hero requires a great deal of-- -(clang) 102 00:04:21,095 --> 00:04:22,972 -(alarm buzzing) -(power whirring down) 103 00:04:23,097 --> 00:04:24,432 Chum! 104 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:26,642 Sorry! The mega-vac shorted out. 105 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:30,104 Someone must have vacu-dried their capes again. 106 00:04:30,229 --> 00:04:31,439 There's, like, 20 in here. 107 00:04:31,564 --> 00:04:35,526 O-Oh, sir? Would you mind throwing the circuit breaker? 108 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:36,778 (Megamind groans) 109 00:04:37,361 --> 00:04:38,863 (clang, whirring) 110 00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:41,699 Oh, now where was I? Ah, yes! 111 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:44,660 To be a superhero, one must be fashionable, 112 00:04:44,786 --> 00:04:48,414 punctual, and utterly brave in any situation, 113 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,625 no matter how terrifying-- (gasps) 114 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,126 ** 115 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,003 (high-pitched scream) 116 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,422 Ew, gross. Are you okay? 117 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:58,549 Me? Yes, of course! 118 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,635 It's not like I'm irrationally terrified 119 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:02,595 that those roaches will encase me with goo 120 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,888 and take me to their queen 121 00:05:04,013 --> 00:05:06,808 and torture me with their ickiness for all eternity! 122 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:09,227 Okay, that's really specific. 123 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,229 Ah! There's a lot more of them! 124 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,648 -What is going on? -(screams) 125 00:05:13,773 --> 00:05:15,691 Megamind saw a roach and freaked. 126 00:05:15,817 --> 00:05:18,027 I'm not freaked! I just wanted to know 127 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:20,530 what it'd feel like to be Chum's backpack. 128 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,490 Okay, they are getting way too close! 129 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,784 I warned you about those crumbs. 130 00:05:24,909 --> 00:05:25,993 Sir! Feel free to let Keiko know 131 00:05:26,119 --> 00:05:27,954 how disappointed you are with her. 132 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,039 Uh, sir? 133 00:05:30,164 --> 00:05:33,334 Still not freaked! Just love a good sprint! 134 00:05:33,459 --> 00:05:36,045 -(panting) -(shoes squeak) 135 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,588 -(locks door) -(sighs) 136 00:05:37,714 --> 00:05:39,507 -(beep) -Chum? Keiko? 137 00:05:39,632 --> 00:05:41,175 I am speaking to you from inside 138 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,053 my titanium-reinforced "I Never Panic Room," 139 00:05:44,178 --> 00:05:46,556 where literally nothing can harm me. 140 00:05:46,681 --> 00:05:48,558 I'm going to need the two of you to take down 141 00:05:48,683 --> 00:05:50,727 every single one of those vile creatures 142 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:53,354 that I am (laughs) in no way frightened of! 143 00:05:53,479 --> 00:05:55,690 Sir, this is all Keiko's fault! 144 00:05:55,815 --> 00:05:57,066 -What?! -Megamind: You both are responsible 145 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:59,318 for this horrific breach of security. 146 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:02,113 Meanwhile, I won't be leaving until those roaches are gone. 147 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:03,322 But not because I'm scared. 148 00:06:03,448 --> 00:06:04,532 I just think this will be 149 00:06:04,657 --> 00:06:05,992 a good team-building exercise. 150 00:06:06,117 --> 00:06:07,618 -Okay, bye! -(beep) 151 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,246 This way to the roach repellent, 152 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:13,166 which is exactly where I know it is because I put it there. 153 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,709 Yeah, I was thinking 154 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:16,044 I know another way I could help around here. 155 00:06:16,169 --> 00:06:19,130 You know, organize things in a way that actually makes sense. 156 00:06:19,255 --> 00:06:20,465 (laughs) Please. 157 00:06:20,590 --> 00:06:23,926 I'm all about organization. You're an agent of chaos. 158 00:06:24,052 --> 00:06:27,138 Okay, Chum. Lately, there's been this weirdness between us. 159 00:06:27,263 --> 00:06:28,598 Like you don't want me here. 160 00:06:28,723 --> 00:06:30,808 That's absurd. Just because you and sir 161 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:33,561 spend all your free time laughing and making fun videos 162 00:06:33,686 --> 00:06:35,396 while I'm always on cleanup duty, 163 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:37,482 why would I not want you here? 164 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:39,817 Are you jealous? 165 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:41,778 Is that what this is all about? 166 00:06:41,903 --> 00:06:43,905 You think I'm gonna take over your spot? 167 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:46,157 There's only room for one number two around here, 168 00:06:46,282 --> 00:06:47,575 and that's me. 169 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,619 I'm a big number two! 170 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:52,497 Did sir make you your own pet parakeet? Ka-kaw! 171 00:06:52,622 --> 00:06:55,124 (robotic cawing) 172 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,627 (baby talk) I love you, too, Polly 227. 173 00:06:57,752 --> 00:06:59,754 Because you're a cutie-wootie cuckoo bird 174 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:01,881 who doesn't try to usurp people. 175 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:03,758 -(cawing, farts) -(nuts and bolts clatter) 176 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:06,803 Sir trusts me because only I know 177 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:08,304 the ins and outs of this lair. 178 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:11,766 I've even developed a highly sophisticated lettering system, 179 00:07:11,891 --> 00:07:14,894 so I always know where everything is at all times. 180 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:17,688 -You mean an alphabetical system? -Yes, alphabetical. 181 00:07:17,814 --> 00:07:20,233 But then, you grab the third bottle to the left, 182 00:07:20,358 --> 00:07:22,944 switch the middle and the third back and forth three times, 183 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:24,862 and voilà! Couldn't be simpler. 184 00:07:24,987 --> 00:07:26,406 Wait! You're holding a can of-- 185 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:28,324 Couldn't be simpler! 186 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:29,575 (hissing) 187 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:32,036 (shrieking, squirming) 188 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:36,582 (evil laughter) 189 00:07:36,707 --> 00:07:38,334 Intelligence booster? 190 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:40,503 Yeah, that's gonna be a problem. 191 00:07:43,256 --> 00:07:45,007 No need to panic. No roaches can get in here. 192 00:07:45,133 --> 00:07:47,468 You're protected by a titanium steel 193 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,721 cobalt-reinforced level-seven door 194 00:07:49,846 --> 00:07:51,889 with Corinthian security lining 195 00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:54,976 designed to keep Behemoth himself from breaking in. 196 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:56,561 German Voice: Why break in 197 00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:59,230 when you can just walk under? 198 00:07:59,355 --> 00:08:00,231 (screams) 199 00:08:00,356 --> 00:08:01,941 ** 200 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:04,610 Chum, Keiko, funny story. 201 00:08:04,736 --> 00:08:07,280 There's a roach in here, and it's talking! 202 00:08:07,405 --> 00:08:08,823 -Ah! -That's right! 203 00:08:08,948 --> 00:08:12,660 Your simpleton assistant sprayed me with an intelligence booster, 204 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:15,079 and now, I'm a super genius, 205 00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:17,165 just like you! 206 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:18,833 Ah! I beg you! 207 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:20,877 Stay away, hideous creature! 208 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:24,005 Hideous creature? It has a ring to it. 209 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:27,258 But I prefer you call me Rochelle! 210 00:08:27,383 --> 00:08:30,720 Please, Rochelle! Don't come any closer! 211 00:08:30,845 --> 00:08:32,889 Most people are repulsed by me. 212 00:08:33,014 --> 00:08:34,557 -This is nothing new. -(gasps) 213 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:38,853 But in you, I sense unbridled fear. 214 00:08:38,978 --> 00:08:42,815 Tell me, where exactly does this fear come from? 215 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,317 I won't tell you a thing! 216 00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:47,528 My painful childhood stories are my own! 217 00:08:47,653 --> 00:08:49,739 So, it goes back to childhood. 218 00:08:49,864 --> 00:08:53,534 Blast it! Get out of my giant blue head! 219 00:08:53,659 --> 00:08:54,911 What do you want, anyway? 220 00:08:55,036 --> 00:08:57,246 For too long, we roaches have been 221 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,332 at the very bottom of the food chain, 222 00:08:59,457 --> 00:09:01,501 treated like nothing more 223 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:04,545 than the disgusting refuse we've been forced to consume. 224 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,298 We want revenge! 225 00:09:08,132 --> 00:09:11,886 -Don't you mean revonge? -No, it's revenge. 226 00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,679 I just learned this language today. 227 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:16,766 -How do I speak it better than you? -(gasp, whimpering) 228 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:19,602 You're just a little, totally not scary bug. 229 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,814 What kind of evil plan could your tiny brain hatch up? 230 00:09:22,939 --> 00:09:25,024 I'm going to use your spray 231 00:09:25,149 --> 00:09:28,903 to make an army of super-evil intelligent roaches. 232 00:09:29,028 --> 00:09:30,363 We'll take over the city. 233 00:09:30,488 --> 00:09:32,740 Then, the world! 234 00:09:32,865 --> 00:09:35,034 ** 235 00:09:35,159 --> 00:09:37,912 That's actually a pretty airtight evil plan. 236 00:09:38,037 --> 00:09:40,039 -No notes. -(beep) 237 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:42,792 Attention! I, Rochelle, 238 00:09:42,917 --> 00:09:45,503 hereby assume control of this lair. 239 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,255 And I order you 240 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:50,675 to hand over the intelligence booster immediately! 241 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,510 And if we refuse? 242 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,220 Then, I will do the backstroke 243 00:09:54,345 --> 00:09:56,848 in Megamind's favorite coffee mug! 244 00:09:56,973 --> 00:10:00,435 -We'll buy him a new mug! -Stop playing with Sir's life! 245 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:03,187 (quietly) I'm stalling until we can figure out what to do! 246 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:06,733 If that is not enough, I shall shed my exoskeleton 247 00:10:06,858 --> 00:10:08,401 and deposit it in his shoe! 248 00:10:08,526 --> 00:10:12,155 -Oh yeah? Well, we'll buy him new feet! -Huh? 249 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:15,533 If you do not hand me the spray, I shall scurry 250 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:19,162 all over Megamind's pathetic blue face! 251 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:20,413 Hand her the spray immediately! 252 00:10:20,538 --> 00:10:24,208 -Right away, Sir. -Chum! That's the fear talking! 253 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:25,543 We can't let her send an army 254 00:10:25,668 --> 00:10:27,545 of tiny bug villains out into the world! 255 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,172 Sir is my world. 256 00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:30,798 She'll turn him into a quivering, 257 00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:32,967 mentally scarred puddle of jelly! 258 00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:35,970 Keiko, as the number one number two around here, 259 00:10:36,095 --> 00:10:38,181 I am insisting that we hand over the can. 260 00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:41,142 Dude, no way we are handing over this can! 261 00:10:41,267 --> 00:10:43,895 -I'll let go if you let go! -(struggling) Give it... 262 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:47,690 Time to add some fuel to the fire. 263 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:51,235 (Morse code beeping) 264 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:53,905 (Keiko and Chum struggling) 265 00:10:54,030 --> 00:10:55,490 -Look at you, Megamind. -(yelps) 266 00:10:55,615 --> 00:10:59,202 Too scared to lift a pinky to save your friends. 267 00:10:59,327 --> 00:11:01,079 Please don't drag my pinky into this. 268 00:11:01,204 --> 00:11:03,081 It's been through so much already. 269 00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:05,249 If one smart roach is able to do this, 270 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:07,794 imagine what a bunch more could do to the city. 271 00:11:07,919 --> 00:11:10,421 -(scurrying) -If he wasn't totally freaking out, 272 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:13,132 Megamind would want us to stop her, no matter what! 273 00:11:13,257 --> 00:11:15,301 Okay, then I'll just crush the can. 274 00:11:15,426 --> 00:11:16,886 Are you crazy? 275 00:11:17,011 --> 00:11:18,805 I'll just release the spray into the air! 276 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:20,848 Give it to me! I'll throw it in the incinerator. 277 00:11:20,973 --> 00:11:24,227 That will be worse! It'll release it into the entire city! 278 00:11:24,352 --> 00:11:26,020 There has to be something in this place 279 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:27,688 that can destroy a spray can. 280 00:11:27,814 --> 00:11:29,732 But we can't just destroy it. 281 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:32,026 We have to atomize it. 282 00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:33,903 Both: The particle collider! 283 00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:36,572 (Morse code beeping) 284 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:37,824 (grunts) 285 00:11:37,949 --> 00:11:39,867 (grunts, yelping) 286 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,536 ** 287 00:11:41,661 --> 00:11:43,621 -Whoa! -(clang) 288 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,748 Whoa! Chum, catch! 289 00:11:46,249 --> 00:11:47,667 -(gasps, grunts) -(clang) 290 00:11:47,792 --> 00:11:51,713 Rochelle: Your two companions have proven to be most troublesome. 291 00:11:51,838 --> 00:11:54,006 And that is trouble for you. 292 00:11:54,132 --> 00:11:56,676 -What are you gonna do to me?! -Quiet! 293 00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:59,679 -Order your friends to obey me! -(yelps) 294 00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:02,765 Ow! How are you so strong?! 295 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,058 ** 296 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:06,978 This'll zap it into atomic dust! 297 00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,771 (typing, beeping) 298 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,649 Okay. It's loading up... 299 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,359 -Wait for it... -(chirping) 300 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:14,986 Still loading... 301 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:17,447 And... here we go. 302 00:12:22,535 --> 00:12:25,538 -Hazelnut? -My bad! Had it set for gelato. 303 00:12:25,663 --> 00:12:27,290 ** 304 00:12:27,415 --> 00:12:31,377 (zapping) 305 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:34,672 They got the can. You guys are really starting to bug me! 306 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:36,507 Pun intended! Throw me, Chum! 307 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,592 (grunts) 308 00:12:37,717 --> 00:12:39,010 (chirping) 309 00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:42,472 (grunts, laughs) I knew that trash would come in handy! 310 00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:43,848 Whoa! 311 00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:44,932 (grunts) 312 00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:47,351 To the time destabilizer! 313 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:49,312 If we can't destroy it, maybe we can send it back 314 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:51,314 -to the Stone Age! -(beeping) 315 00:12:51,439 --> 00:12:53,566 (zapping) 316 00:12:53,691 --> 00:12:55,735 -(whirring) -Yes! 317 00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:58,404 Got rid of it just in the nick of "time." 318 00:12:58,529 --> 00:13:00,531 You see what I did there? Because we just-- 319 00:13:00,656 --> 00:13:02,366 -(gasps) -(zaps) 320 00:13:02,492 --> 00:13:04,869 You sent it two seconds into the future! 321 00:13:04,994 --> 00:13:08,456 Ooh. Think of all the things that can has seen. 322 00:13:08,581 --> 00:13:09,665 Let loose that caboose, Chum! 323 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,793 ** 324 00:13:11,918 --> 00:13:13,378 They're gaining on us! 325 00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:15,838 We could really use a set of wings right now. 326 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:18,466 I've got just the thing. Ka-kaw! 327 00:13:18,591 --> 00:13:19,759 (cawing) 328 00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:21,511 Fly, brave parakeet! 329 00:13:21,636 --> 00:13:23,721 Away! 330 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:27,517 -(inspirational music playing) -(slow motion) Ka-kaw! 331 00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,644 ** 332 00:13:30,061 --> 00:13:32,230 -(bonk) -(weakly) Kaw... 333 00:13:32,355 --> 00:13:33,314 (clang) 334 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,277 I guess we should've opened the skylight first. 335 00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,905 Okay, we are officially terrible at this. 336 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,448 I'm goin' for it. 337 00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:46,619 (gasps, shivers) This is like wearing a sweater 338 00:13:46,744 --> 00:13:48,371 made of toenail clippings! 339 00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:50,373 Ha, there's more where that came from 340 00:13:50,498 --> 00:13:53,459 if you can't convince your friends to hand over the spray! 341 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:55,712 No! I-I won't do it. 342 00:13:55,837 --> 00:13:58,005 You may have tapped into my darkest fears, 343 00:13:58,131 --> 00:14:00,967 but you're going to have to find someone else to be your puppet. 344 00:14:01,092 --> 00:14:03,594 Oh. Not a bad idea. 345 00:14:04,303 --> 00:14:06,597 -(clicking) -If I cannot puppet you... 346 00:14:06,723 --> 00:14:08,599 (beeping) 347 00:14:08,725 --> 00:14:12,019 ...then I will assume control of your robot gorilla! 348 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:13,020 Megamind: Control Chum? 349 00:14:13,146 --> 00:14:16,315 That's my job, you monster! 350 00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:18,276 (grunting) 351 00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:19,485 ** 352 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:22,905 Easy does it. Grab the can, save the day. 353 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,199 -(scurrying, chirping) -(grunts) 354 00:14:26,242 --> 00:14:28,244 (gasps) Almost... 355 00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:30,037 Got it! 356 00:14:30,997 --> 00:14:32,915 Hey! I walk with those! 357 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,294 Whoa! Chum! What are you doing?! 358 00:14:36,794 --> 00:14:39,213 I-I'm not doing this! 359 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,798 Kinda feels like you're doing it! 360 00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,259 -(Chum and Keiko groaning) -(Rochelle laughing) 361 00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:45,762 -Rochelle say, monkey do! -(gasps) 362 00:14:45,887 --> 00:14:48,097 Foul beast! This is madness. 363 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:50,016 Stop me, if you dare! 364 00:14:50,141 --> 00:14:54,020 Just reach out your hand and swat me away. 365 00:14:54,145 --> 00:14:56,689 (grunts, struggling) 366 00:14:56,814 --> 00:15:00,276 Come on... Swat, you cowardly paw! Swat! 367 00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:03,654 Do this, and I promise to start moisturizing. 368 00:15:03,780 --> 00:15:05,323 (groaning) Swat! 369 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,492 (laughs) 370 00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:11,412 So much for Metro City's greatest hero, eh? 371 00:15:11,537 --> 00:15:13,956 Time to pump up the volume! 372 00:15:14,082 --> 00:15:16,167 -(grunting) -(dance music playing) 373 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:18,836 -(Chum grunting) -Keiko: Whoa! Chum, let me go! 374 00:15:20,213 --> 00:15:23,299 Whoa! I'm afraid that's impossible. 375 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:25,802 Rochelle hacked into my mainframe! 376 00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:27,095 How do we stop it? 377 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:30,723 Uh, the override button! On the main console! 378 00:15:31,099 --> 00:15:33,059 Of course, it's way down there! 379 00:15:33,393 --> 00:15:34,811 I'm going to dance this monkey 380 00:15:34,936 --> 00:15:37,939 -right over the edge! -(Keiko screaming) 381 00:15:38,064 --> 00:15:40,817 (Rochelle laughing maniacally) 382 00:15:40,942 --> 00:15:42,360 Okay, Rochelle. 383 00:15:42,485 --> 00:15:45,154 You wanna know why I'm afraid of cockroaches? 384 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,949 Yes! Tell me. Tell me! 385 00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:49,075 ** 386 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,744 I was but a child, growing up in prison. 387 00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,956 I didn't have much, but I was a highly resourceful young lad, 388 00:15:55,081 --> 00:15:57,792 repurposing whatever I could find around the cellblock. 389 00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:01,087 One day, I decided to craft a comfy beddy-bye pillow 390 00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:04,173 out of a bag of discarded ham sandwiches. 391 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,509 That night, the ham-scented pillow 392 00:16:06,634 --> 00:16:08,886 attracted every roach in the prison. 393 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,724 I awoke to find the bugs using my face as a dining hall 394 00:16:12,849 --> 00:16:16,853 at a nightmarish all-you-can-eat ham sandwich buffet! 395 00:16:17,562 --> 00:16:21,274 Sometimes, I can still feel their tiny roach feet 396 00:16:21,399 --> 00:16:23,985 dancing all over my face! 397 00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:26,571 -The horror. -(slow clap) 398 00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:30,116 So you are the famous ham boy. 399 00:16:30,241 --> 00:16:33,911 For generations, cockroaches have told the tale of a boy 400 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:36,622 who did something so stupid that it led 401 00:16:36,748 --> 00:16:40,585 to the greatest feast our people have ever known! 402 00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:43,880 And here you are, still that scared, 403 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:45,965 stupid little ham boy. 404 00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,009 Such a tragic story. 405 00:16:48,134 --> 00:16:50,928 Also, a distractingly long one. 406 00:16:51,054 --> 00:16:52,013 Wha? 407 00:16:52,138 --> 00:16:53,514 ** 408 00:16:53,639 --> 00:16:55,308 -(grunts) Bullseye! -(beep) 409 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:57,935 -Rochelle: Nein! -(beeping) 410 00:16:58,061 --> 00:16:59,228 (gasps) 411 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,105 You did it! I'm rebooting! 412 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,482 Oh! Sorry! 413 00:17:02,607 --> 00:17:05,777 (yelling) 414 00:17:05,902 --> 00:17:06,861 (grunts) 415 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,614 (sighs) Rebooted! 416 00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:12,867 Thanks. That's one mess I'm glad I didn't make today. 417 00:17:12,992 --> 00:17:14,577 ** 418 00:17:14,702 --> 00:17:16,788 Rochelle: The can is ours! (laughs) 419 00:17:16,913 --> 00:17:19,957 Your distraction was all for naught. We've won! 420 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:23,002 And it's all thanks to your pathetic fear! 421 00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:25,505 Well done, my kinderroaches. 422 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,590 Now, who needs a boost... 423 00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:29,384 -of intelligence?! -(hissing) 424 00:17:29,509 --> 00:17:31,094 -(Chum gasps) -(gasps) 425 00:17:31,219 --> 00:17:32,512 ** 426 00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:34,430 What is the value proposition here? 427 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,808 A bouquet really brightens up a foyer. 428 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:37,725 I love math. 429 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,685 Rochelle: Welcome to the next phase 430 00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:41,646 in roach evolution! 431 00:17:41,771 --> 00:17:44,899 Yesterday, we were living off humanity's scraps. 432 00:17:45,024 --> 00:17:47,860 Tomorrow, they will be living off of ours! 433 00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:49,904 (roaches cheer) 434 00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:52,031 When we control the food, 435 00:17:52,156 --> 00:17:54,242 we control the world! 436 00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:55,785 Gotta hand it to her. 437 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:58,413 That's a pretty airtight evil plan. No notes. 438 00:17:58,538 --> 00:18:00,498 (sighs) This is all on me. 439 00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:02,959 None of this woulda happened if I wasn't such a slob. 440 00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:06,295 To be fair, I'm the one who grabbed the wrong spray. 441 00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:09,257 You tried to warn me, but I didn't listen. 442 00:18:09,382 --> 00:18:12,009 You were right. I was jealous. 443 00:18:12,135 --> 00:18:13,511 Aw, come on. 444 00:18:13,636 --> 00:18:15,221 The last thing I wanna do is replace you. 445 00:18:15,346 --> 00:18:16,180 I admire you. 446 00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:17,682 You and Megamind have been together 447 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:18,891 like, forever. 448 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:21,310 That's why I feel like I need to prove myself. 449 00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:23,229 Otherwise, I'm just a third wheel. 450 00:18:23,354 --> 00:18:26,607 I think you've proved today you're not a third wheel, Keiko. 451 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:28,735 -You're a kickstand. -Huh? 452 00:18:28,860 --> 00:18:32,363 Because without you, we would've fallen right over. 453 00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:34,657 Aw... (laughs) 454 00:18:34,782 --> 00:18:37,201 Kudos, you two, for working out your differences. 455 00:18:37,326 --> 00:18:38,327 But there's still the whole 456 00:18:38,453 --> 00:18:40,538 end of the world thing to deal with. 457 00:18:40,663 --> 00:18:42,290 ** 458 00:18:42,415 --> 00:18:45,418 -(roaches yelling) -So many roaches. 459 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,129 (vomiting) 460 00:18:48,254 --> 00:18:50,298 I-I'm sorry. What were we just talking about? 461 00:18:50,423 --> 00:18:52,717 -Roaches? -Yes, of course. 462 00:18:52,842 --> 00:18:54,010 (vomiting) 463 00:18:57,472 --> 00:18:59,348 -(alarm blares) -Move out, roach regime! 464 00:18:59,474 --> 00:19:01,684 Victory awaits! 465 00:19:01,809 --> 00:19:04,854 We cannot let these things get out. 466 00:19:05,146 --> 00:19:06,856 There's no stopping them now. 467 00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:09,692 There's got to be something more we can do. 468 00:19:09,817 --> 00:19:11,944 If only this roach phobia didn't leave me 469 00:19:12,070 --> 00:19:14,697 totally grossed out by all the little tiny arms and legs. 470 00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:16,532 All due respect, Mega, 471 00:19:16,657 --> 00:19:18,826 but maybe you just need to suck it up! 472 00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,746 Suck it up? Keiko, you're brilliant! 473 00:19:21,871 --> 00:19:23,664 -I am? -The Power Vac! 474 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,334 -It'll just take a minute! -(clang) 475 00:19:26,918 --> 00:19:29,253 -Or two! -I'll try and buy you some time. 476 00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:32,924 Hey! Who wants some juicy, delicious garbage? 477 00:19:33,049 --> 00:19:35,468 -Aah, an amuse-bouche! -The temptation is undeniable! 478 00:19:35,593 --> 00:19:37,011 Yeah, I could eat! 479 00:19:37,136 --> 00:19:39,514 No, no, no! Resist your instincts! 480 00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:42,558 Why eat garbage when you can have filet mignon?! 481 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:44,227 -That's right. Follow me! -(chirping) 482 00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:45,269 ** 483 00:19:45,395 --> 00:19:46,604 Whoa! 484 00:19:47,814 --> 00:19:50,149 Wow! You guys really are smart! 485 00:19:50,274 --> 00:19:53,361 Chum, can you hurry it up? They are getting really hangry! 486 00:19:53,486 --> 00:19:54,695 Whoa! 487 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,324 Almost there. I just need a crescent wrench. 488 00:19:58,449 --> 00:20:01,452 Okay, they're made of iron, so that must mean I put it in 489 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:03,287 -the... -The ironing closet! 490 00:20:03,413 --> 00:20:07,333 Yes! That's it, Keiko! Everything has its place! 491 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:09,627 (chirping, scurrying) 492 00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:11,629 -(whirring, sucking) -Yeah! 493 00:20:11,754 --> 00:20:13,589 Uh-oh. Whoa! Whoa! 494 00:20:14,674 --> 00:20:18,219 (roaches struggling, yelling) 495 00:20:18,344 --> 00:20:21,055 -My babies! -(gasps, yelps) 496 00:20:21,723 --> 00:20:24,559 -(crank thuds) -You are liberated! 497 00:20:24,684 --> 00:20:27,937 -(vacuum stops) -Now, onward to Metro City! 498 00:20:28,062 --> 00:20:29,939 Schnell, schnell! 499 00:20:30,064 --> 00:20:31,607 Chum: Sir, we need the power back on! 500 00:20:31,733 --> 00:20:34,277 -Throw the circuit breaker! -Right! On it! 501 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,655 -(gasps) Oh dear. -(evil laugh) 502 00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,491 -Throw the switch, Sir! -Come on! You can do it! 503 00:20:41,701 --> 00:20:43,828 -(struggling) -(suit creaking) 504 00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:47,123 Oh! I can't do it! 505 00:20:47,248 --> 00:20:49,834 Ha! You have failed again, Megamind! 506 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:52,754 If just one of those things gets out, it's game over. 507 00:20:52,879 --> 00:20:54,380 How do we snap him out of this? 508 00:20:54,505 --> 00:20:56,799 If Megamind won't listen to us, maybe he'll listen 509 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:59,677 to the handsomest and wisest person he knows. 510 00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:02,263 -Ka-kaw! -(cawing) 511 00:21:02,388 --> 00:21:04,432 -(beep) -To be a superhero, 512 00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:06,601 one must be fashionable, punctual, 513 00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:09,395 and utterly brave in any situation. 514 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,482 Earlier today me is right! 515 00:21:12,607 --> 00:21:14,817 You cannot win. Look at you! 516 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:18,154 Still just a scared little ham boy. 517 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:19,280 No. 518 00:21:19,739 --> 00:21:22,158 I'm a scared little ham man! 519 00:21:22,283 --> 00:21:23,701 ** 520 00:21:23,826 --> 00:21:25,328 (Rochelle yells) 521 00:21:25,453 --> 00:21:27,455 -(crank thuds, whirring) -Go, Chum! 522 00:21:27,580 --> 00:21:29,749 -(Chum laughs) -(roaches yell) 523 00:21:29,874 --> 00:21:32,168 Way to get all housekeeper on their thoraxes, Chum! 524 00:21:32,293 --> 00:21:33,753 (roaches yelling) 525 00:21:33,878 --> 00:21:36,381 Nein! Nein! Nein... 526 00:21:36,506 --> 00:21:37,840 (vacuum stops) 527 00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:40,676 -(laughs) Yeah! -Sir, that was amazing! 528 00:21:40,802 --> 00:21:43,971 -Ah! You did it! -Yes, yes! We all did it! 529 00:21:44,097 --> 00:21:46,349 Ew, icky, icky, ick, ick, ick! 530 00:21:46,474 --> 00:21:47,809 (roaches yelling) 531 00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:50,353 You have not heard the last of-- 532 00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:52,522 Yeah, I think we've heard enough for one day. 533 00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:54,982 -In three, two, one. -(beep, whirring) 534 00:21:55,108 --> 00:21:57,985 ** 535 00:21:58,111 --> 00:22:00,947 -Granola? -More like gra-yes-la. 536 00:22:01,072 --> 00:22:02,782 I'll try to watch my crumbs. 537 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:04,367 That's okay, Keiko. 538 00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:06,661 I think we've learned both order and chaos 539 00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:08,287 have their place in the world. 540 00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,498 And now, so do you. 541 00:22:10,623 --> 00:22:12,542 A place to put my stuff! 542 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:15,086 With my very own trash can? No way! 543 00:22:15,712 --> 00:22:18,131 Megamind: Hopefully, that's the last we'll see of Rochelle 544 00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:19,507 and her brood. 545 00:22:19,632 --> 00:22:21,175 So, uh, where are they headed? 546 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,845 All the way to Proxima Centauri B. 547 00:22:23,970 --> 00:22:25,972 A planet fit for a roach. 548 00:22:26,097 --> 00:22:28,933 Honestly, I think I was far too kind sending them there. 549 00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:30,768 ** 550 00:22:30,893 --> 00:22:32,520 What?! He sent us 551 00:22:32,645 --> 00:22:34,522 to a garbage planet?! 552 00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:36,899 Mark my words, Megamind. 553 00:22:37,024 --> 00:22:40,528 The roaches will have their revonge! 554 00:22:40,653 --> 00:22:43,364 (groans) Now he's got me doing it. 555 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:47,618 **