1 00:00:06,466 --> 00:00:09,469 (neon buzzing) 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:12,555 -(line straining) -(grunting) 3 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:14,015 -Huh? -Hello. 4 00:00:14,057 --> 00:00:15,266 (screams) 5 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:18,061 (theme song playing) 6 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:21,355 * Supervillain, ahead of his time * 7 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:24,650 * Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind * 8 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:28,112 * But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime * 9 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:31,074 * A superhero that you stream online * 10 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:34,619 * It's Megamind * 11 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:37,914 * Oh, it feels good to be good this time * 12 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,458 * It's Megamind * 13 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:44,128 * Oh, it's Megamind * 14 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:45,922 * Rules! * 15 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:49,217 -(dramatic music playing) -(timer beeping) 16 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:51,260 Ah! 27 seconds and counting! 17 00:00:51,302 --> 00:00:54,013 -Our time's running out! -Okay... 18 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:56,432 -(beeping continues) -Dentist. 19 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:58,768 No! Stop guessing "dentist"! 20 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:00,311 Come on, Chum. 21 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:02,605 It's scary, it's got a big mouth, little arms... 22 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:05,358 -(beeping speeds up) -Oh! I know! A shark, but with arms! 23 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:08,611 A shark but with arms?! That's your guess?! 24 00:01:08,653 --> 00:01:09,362 (buzzes) 25 00:01:09,404 --> 00:01:10,780 -(zap) -(grunting) 26 00:01:10,822 --> 00:01:13,116 (gasps, sighs) 27 00:01:13,157 --> 00:01:16,035 A T-Rex, Chum! It was a T-Rex! 28 00:01:16,077 --> 00:01:18,204 -(relaxed) Sorry, not sorry. -(grunts) 29 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:21,124 So this is like regular "Guess That Thing," 30 00:01:21,165 --> 00:01:23,126 but with electric shocks. 31 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,795 Yeah, painful ones! Well, except for Chum. 32 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:28,214 The wattage is pretty calming on his circuits. 33 00:01:28,256 --> 00:01:30,508 (relaxed, slurring) It thure is, Kreiko. 34 00:01:30,550 --> 00:01:34,178 This is how we do game night at the lair, dear Roxie! 35 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:37,765 Now, are you ready to guess that thing? 36 00:01:37,807 --> 00:01:39,308 Let's do this! 37 00:01:39,350 --> 00:01:40,977 -(beep) -Megamind: Uh, okay! 38 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:42,937 This thing is-- Um... 39 00:01:42,979 --> 00:01:45,481 Oh, sorry. My brilliant brain keeps thinking of 40 00:01:45,523 --> 00:01:48,025 Old English synonyms you couldn't possibly know. 41 00:01:48,067 --> 00:01:51,154 (British accent) Try me. I'm no Yorkshire raggedy fishwife. 42 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:52,864 Oh. I've never heard that one. 43 00:01:52,905 --> 00:01:55,199 -(normal) I-I made it up! Keep going! -Okay! 44 00:01:55,241 --> 00:01:58,911 Remember one time when I was evil and captured you? 45 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:00,329 This is what I dangled you over 46 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:01,998 -by the thinnest of strings... -(beeping speeds up) 47 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,541 Uh, genetically modified piranhas! 48 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:06,461 -Mm, no, the other time. -Quicksand! 49 00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:08,713 -No, no! A different time! -Bear traps! 50 00:02:08,755 --> 00:02:12,341 -Yes! I dangled you over a pit of bear traps! -Whew. 51 00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:14,302 -(beeping stops) -That was close. 52 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:17,263 (sighs) Almost as close as you got to those bear traps. 53 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:18,848 (Keiko laughs) 54 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:20,516 Piranhas? Bear traps? 55 00:02:20,558 --> 00:02:22,560 You guys have the weirdest friendship ever! 56 00:02:22,602 --> 00:02:24,479 I think we have a perfectly normal 57 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:27,690 villain-turned-hero- slash-reporter-turned- mayor camaraderie. 58 00:02:27,732 --> 00:02:30,693 There's nothing normal about that sentence at all. 59 00:02:30,735 --> 00:02:33,362 I admit our relationship is a bit unconventional, 60 00:02:33,404 --> 00:02:35,406 but it's kinda like those videos 61 00:02:35,448 --> 00:02:38,034 where a koala is friends with an eel. 62 00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:39,660 Okay, yeah, it is kinda weird. 63 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:41,412 Christina: Couldn't agree more. 64 00:02:41,454 --> 00:02:43,623 But I would replace "kinda" with "very," 65 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,500 and I'd replace Megamind with anyone. 66 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:49,087 Sorry. Polls say voters prefer a mayor with normal friends. 67 00:02:49,128 --> 00:02:50,421 You're still here? 68 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:53,383 Don't you turn back into a bale of hay at sundown? 69 00:02:53,424 --> 00:02:54,967 The mayor's work is never done. 70 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,302 We still have to finish 71 00:02:56,344 --> 00:02:58,679 the municipal operations facility's budget. 72 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:01,474 Guess the mayor's work is never interesting either. 73 00:03:02,266 --> 00:03:04,602 Hey, man, it's game night at the lair! 74 00:03:04,644 --> 00:03:06,479 You leave your manners at the door. 75 00:03:06,521 --> 00:03:07,939 -(phone alert) -Whoa. 76 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,732 Sorry, guys. I gotta head home. 77 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:13,361 Already? It's way before your curfew! 78 00:03:13,403 --> 00:03:15,613 I have to work on an extra credit project. 79 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:17,990 If I don't build a robot that can throw a tennis ball, 80 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:19,492 my science teacher will flunk me. 81 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:21,953 If it's a robot you need, you're more than welcome to use 82 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:24,497 all the high-tech doodads the lair has to offer. 83 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:26,916 Really? I can use all your cool stuff? 84 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:30,420 Oh, Mr. Schlurg-Peterman might give me extra-extra credit! 85 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:34,173 -Wait. Bennett Schlurg-Peterman? -You know her teacher? 86 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:36,718 (sighs) We were inseparable at summer camp. 87 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,261 They didn't even need to tie us together 88 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,972 -for the three-legged race. -So, why aren't you hanging out 89 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:44,267 with this everyday card-carrying member of the teachers union 90 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:45,810 instead of these stinking weirdos? 91 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:47,103 -Hey! -Hey! 92 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:49,772 -(zap) -Yipe! Aaah... 93 00:03:49,814 --> 00:03:52,650 Man, I haven't seen Bennett in years, 94 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:55,361 but we used to have so much fun. 95 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:57,572 Like bear trap, piranha fun? 96 00:03:57,613 --> 00:04:00,575 Different in that it was a more... normal fun. 97 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:03,703 Yeah, we must be talking about a different Schlurg-Peterman. 98 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:05,955 Schlurg-Peterman? Sounds like a law firm 99 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:09,542 -that represents haunted toys. -Chum: Mm... 100 00:04:09,584 --> 00:04:11,461 Or that noise Chum's making. 101 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:15,673 -(zapping, buzzing) -Schluuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrg. 102 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:18,301 -(upbeat music playing) -(marker squeaking) 103 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,427 (door opens) 104 00:04:19,469 --> 00:04:21,137 Burp McSchlurp Esquire?! 105 00:04:21,179 --> 00:04:23,681 Ritchi Von Coconut Cannon?! 106 00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:27,143 -(squeals) It's really you! -(squeals) I can't believe it! 107 00:04:27,185 --> 00:04:29,145 My science classroom's down there. 108 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:30,730 It's really not that exciting. 109 00:04:30,772 --> 00:04:34,275 Not exciting? To see where my dear Keiko fills her mind 110 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:37,403 with test tube wishes and double helix dreams? 111 00:04:37,445 --> 00:04:38,529 I mostly doodle. 112 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:41,074 Well, now you can skee-doodle on home. 113 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:43,159 I want to experience this solo. 114 00:04:43,201 --> 00:04:47,330 Are you sure this isn't about Roxie and Mr. Schlurg-Peterman? 115 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,165 I said skee-doodle. 116 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:50,875 (Keiko sighs) 117 00:04:50,917 --> 00:04:54,003 Please. What could some boring normie-normalton 118 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:56,506 have to offer friendship-wise over moi? 119 00:04:56,547 --> 00:04:58,383 -(door squeaks) -(laughter) 120 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,676 * Camp Frog Ear! Camp Frog Ear! * 121 00:05:00,718 --> 00:05:04,263 * If we could, we'd stay all year! * 122 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,306 Huh? 123 00:05:05,765 --> 00:05:07,642 Megamind! What a surprise! 124 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:10,853 Uh, Bennett, Megamind. Megamind, Bennett. 125 00:05:10,895 --> 00:05:12,063 Schlurg-Peterman. 126 00:05:12,105 --> 00:05:14,023 Ah, just reminiscing about summer camp here 127 00:05:14,065 --> 00:05:15,858 with ol' Coconut Cannon. 128 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:19,404 Yikes. Insulting her stringy coconut-like hair? 129 00:05:19,445 --> 00:05:21,531 Not so nice, Bennett. 130 00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,241 I have stringy hair? 131 00:05:23,574 --> 00:05:25,118 Oh, we called her Coconut Cannon 132 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:28,371 because of her killer throwing skills on the dodgeball field. 133 00:05:28,413 --> 00:05:30,373 Not as killer as your air muffins 134 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:31,874 on Wet Chili Wednesdays. 135 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:33,543 (nervous laugh) You know, in prison, 136 00:05:33,584 --> 00:05:37,296 I invented a snack called "toothpaste bites." 137 00:05:37,338 --> 00:05:40,049 (laughing) Yes, I know. 138 00:05:40,550 --> 00:05:42,385 (gasps) Oh! Our secret handshake! 139 00:05:42,427 --> 00:05:44,220 How have we not done that yet? 140 00:05:44,262 --> 00:05:46,848 -(upbeat music playing) -(both giggling) 141 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:48,891 Excuse me, Roxie? 142 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:51,060 Remember when I trapped you on a hot air balloon 143 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:52,395 with tarantulas? 144 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:54,647 -That was fairly enjoyable... -One, two, three. 145 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:58,192 Both: And pinky! Wazoo! Cronch! 146 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:00,027 (laughter) 147 00:06:00,069 --> 00:06:02,530 -Bennett: I can't believe we remembered it all! -Roxie: Oh, I know! 148 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:03,698 (both laugh) 149 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:06,659 -(stomach gurgling) -Oh... 150 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,537 -(groans) -Chum: Oh, Sir. 151 00:06:09,579 --> 00:06:12,832 -Did you use a taquito as a chocolate milk straw again? -(electric fizzling) 152 00:06:12,874 --> 00:06:15,293 Oh, this is a different kind of agony, Chum. 153 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:17,754 Like longing mixed with sadness 154 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:19,881 mixed with feelings of inadequacy. 155 00:06:19,922 --> 00:06:22,508 Keiko: Sounds like someone's jealous. 156 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:25,011 You know, 'cause you and Roxie are a thing? 157 00:06:25,053 --> 00:06:26,512 We're not a "thing." 158 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,347 Why? Did she say something? 159 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:30,433 I just figured you guys were deeply in love, 160 00:06:30,475 --> 00:06:32,351 but pretend to be too busy to realize it 161 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:33,603 because you're both terrified. 162 00:06:33,644 --> 00:06:35,104 That's how hero relationships normally work. 163 00:06:35,146 --> 00:06:38,858 It's complicated, Keiko. And I am not jealous! 164 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:41,611 I'm sure my tummy has nothing to do with the fact 165 00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:43,571 that the goodest thing that ever happened to me 166 00:06:43,613 --> 00:06:45,782 has replaced me with her old camp buddy, 167 00:06:45,823 --> 00:06:49,535 and they share nothing but warm fuzzy memories! 168 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,829 Just wondering, have you told Roxie 169 00:06:51,871 --> 00:06:53,164 you think she's the goodest? 170 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:55,458 Which is adorable, by the way. 171 00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,460 I grew up in a prison, remember? 172 00:06:57,502 --> 00:06:59,712 I'm new to the whole friend thing. 173 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:02,632 -Um, hello? Standing right here. -(fizzling) 174 00:07:02,673 --> 00:07:04,384 Oh, Chum, I adore you, 175 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,594 but you're more of a vestigial limb 176 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:09,430 or a helpful ghost haunting me for life. 177 00:07:09,472 --> 00:07:10,765 -I'll take it! -(zap) 178 00:07:10,807 --> 00:07:12,642 (grunting, contented sigh) 179 00:07:12,683 --> 00:07:14,310 -(stomach growls) -Oh, you don't understand 180 00:07:14,352 --> 00:07:15,812 the pain I'm in. 181 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:17,980 When I was young, I never even got to play 182 00:07:18,022 --> 00:07:20,149 -a decent game of-- -Robot: Throw! 183 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:21,818 -(whirs) -Ow! 184 00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:24,320 It's actually called "catch," but yes. 185 00:07:24,362 --> 00:07:26,489 (gasps) My robot actually works! 186 00:07:26,531 --> 00:07:27,782 And just in time for dinner. 187 00:07:27,824 --> 00:07:29,492 Try not to be jealous, okay? 188 00:07:29,534 --> 00:07:31,661 So you don't have an old camp buddy. Who cares? 189 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:34,872 You're Megamind. You can do literally anything! 190 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:36,707 Huh... 191 00:07:36,749 --> 00:07:38,710 Keep an eye on my pal here, will you? 192 00:07:38,751 --> 00:07:41,087 -(mysterious music playing) -Hm... 193 00:07:41,129 --> 00:07:42,422 Pal... 194 00:07:42,463 --> 00:07:44,090 -(exciting music playing) -That's it! 195 00:07:44,132 --> 00:07:47,176 Maybe it's time I make a pal of my own! 196 00:07:47,218 --> 00:07:48,678 Come, come, little robot. 197 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,056 -(whirring, clanging) -(screaming, grunting) 198 00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:58,730 * Her pants got eaten by a crocodile * 199 00:07:58,771 --> 00:08:01,149 -(laughs) -(laughs) Oh yeah. 200 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,735 Ooh! Remember when we snuck into the cabin 201 00:08:03,776 --> 00:08:05,778 where they kept all the confiscated candy? 202 00:08:05,820 --> 00:08:09,782 (laughs) I've never thrown up so many colors in my life. 203 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:10,867 -(laughs) -(phone alert) 204 00:08:11,409 --> 00:08:14,495 Oh. It's nothing. City social media account tagged me. 205 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:15,830 Happens all the... Wait. 206 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:19,167 "Our mayor with her oh-so-normal teacher friend. 207 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,668 Hashtag relatable." 208 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,045 ** 209 00:08:22,086 --> 00:08:24,255 -Christina... -(shutter snapping) 210 00:08:24,297 --> 00:08:25,965 Hey! That's us! 211 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:28,259 I am so sorry about this. 212 00:08:28,301 --> 00:08:30,887 I don't normally have paparazzi, I swear. 213 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:33,639 It must be weird being friends with adult me. 214 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:35,099 I'm cool with it. It feels like 215 00:08:35,141 --> 00:08:37,018 -the most normal thing in the world. -(door opens) 216 00:08:37,060 --> 00:08:39,395 Megamind: (laughing) Yes! 217 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:41,314 ** 218 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,523 And I have a feeling 219 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,400 those normal feelings are about to change. 220 00:08:44,442 --> 00:08:47,111 -(robot whirring) -(sighs) 221 00:08:47,153 --> 00:08:49,614 Oh! (laughs) You guys come here, too? 222 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:50,823 Roxanne, Bennett, 223 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:53,159 I'd like you to meet my old camp buddy, 224 00:08:53,201 --> 00:08:55,161 -Pal-3000! -(triumphant music playing) 225 00:08:55,203 --> 00:08:59,165 Ollo! We were bunkmates at Camp Turkey Neck. 226 00:08:59,207 --> 00:09:02,585 Oh, the friendship memories we shared. 227 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:05,505 What? You don't really expect us to believe 228 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:09,008 this scraggly hunk of metal is an old friend of yours? 229 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:11,886 -(sad music playing) -Your words make me sad. 230 00:09:11,928 --> 00:09:15,223 -I am sad now. Hm... -(whirring) 231 00:09:16,224 --> 00:09:19,227 I programmed him to be very in touch with his emotions. 232 00:09:19,685 --> 00:09:21,104 Not advanced AI so much as 233 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:23,731 a simple copy-paste of my own heart. 234 00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:26,067 I thought you said you met at camp. 235 00:09:26,109 --> 00:09:29,779 It was a day camp, and that day happened to be today. 236 00:09:29,821 --> 00:09:33,199 And while Pal-3000 may indeed be made of metal, 237 00:09:33,241 --> 00:09:36,786 he and I have just as strong a bond as you two. 238 00:09:36,828 --> 00:09:38,996 Actually, I might even argue that we have 239 00:09:39,038 --> 00:09:41,541 an even stronger bond than you two! 240 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,710 It's not a competition. 241 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:47,130 Perhaps, but you know what is a competition? 242 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:49,465 -Limbo! -(limbo music playing) 243 00:09:49,507 --> 00:09:51,259 Come on, limbo! 244 00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:54,011 Who will crash to the ground on their spine first? 245 00:09:54,053 --> 00:09:55,638 -(laughing) Oh! -(back cracks) 246 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:58,558 -(grunts, groans) -S-So, what's the deal with you and him? 247 00:09:58,599 --> 00:09:59,892 It's complicated. 248 00:09:59,934 --> 00:10:01,853 I'd say he's not normally like this, 249 00:10:01,894 --> 00:10:03,771 but my nose would start growing. 250 00:10:03,813 --> 00:10:07,650 (laughs) Like Pinocchio! Because you'd be lying! 251 00:10:07,692 --> 00:10:10,445 You got it! (laughs) Shall we finish? 252 00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:13,239 -(yelps) -(sighs) Enough limbo. 253 00:10:13,281 --> 00:10:15,908 Time for Camp Turkey Neck Cheer. 254 00:10:15,950 --> 00:10:18,536 Brilliant idea, robo pal of mine! 255 00:10:18,578 --> 00:10:19,662 ** 256 00:10:19,704 --> 00:10:21,622 -Who's in the neck? -I'm in the neck! 257 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,750 My neck of the woods? 258 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:26,085 Your neck of the woods! 259 00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:29,922 Both: Turkey Neck! Turkey Neck! Gobble, gobble, gobble! 260 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:33,634 Ha-ha ha-ha! Memories good. Shared memories better. 261 00:10:34,302 --> 00:10:37,930 -Come on, guys! Gobble! -You don't have to-- Ah! 262 00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:39,599 -Gobble, gobble! -Ow! 263 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,808 (app beeps) 264 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:45,563 No! This is the opposite of normal! 265 00:10:46,481 --> 00:10:47,857 (gasps) 266 00:10:47,899 --> 00:10:49,567 Where is my robot? 267 00:10:49,609 --> 00:10:52,612 -(zaps) -(relaxed) Uh, have you checked the lair? 268 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:55,281 We're in the lair! He's due today! 269 00:10:55,323 --> 00:10:57,617 -Dah! I need to stress scroll. -(app beeping) 270 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:01,662 (gasps) Why is my science project wearing a hat 271 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:03,456 and throwing donuts at Megamind?! 272 00:11:03,498 --> 00:11:05,958 Oh, food fight! 273 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,211 Just like old times! 274 00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:11,172 -Oh no! -Hey, come on, cut it out! 275 00:11:11,214 --> 00:11:14,008 -Look out! Gonna get ya! -Ha! Throwing food at you! 276 00:11:14,050 --> 00:11:17,637 -So sorry about all this. -Eh, it's not your fault. 277 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:20,556 We'll try again soon. Yeah, I'm gonna make a run for it. 278 00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:22,100 Watch out, Pal-3000! 279 00:11:22,141 --> 00:11:23,935 You're about to get a face full of jelly! 280 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:26,145 (Bennett yelping) 281 00:11:27,230 --> 00:11:29,315 -(stomach growling) -Oh... 282 00:11:29,357 --> 00:11:31,734 Here comes that awful feeling again. 283 00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:33,778 -(yelps, grunting) -(thuds) 284 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:34,987 Ha-ha! 285 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:38,491 You just got Pal-3000'ed in the face. 286 00:11:38,533 --> 00:11:41,661 -(dramatic sting) -You stole my science project?! 287 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,789 No, I borrowed your science project. 288 00:11:44,831 --> 00:11:46,833 The robot isn't even yours?! 289 00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,626 No, it's not! 290 00:11:49,127 --> 00:11:51,003 (sighs) You can have him back. 291 00:11:51,045 --> 00:11:52,672 Turns out, it wasn't enough to relieve me 292 00:11:52,714 --> 00:11:54,424 of my churning tummy anyways. 293 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:58,428 Plus, I think Roxie may be a tad displeased with me. 294 00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:02,014 If you could fill a city bus with a tad, then yes. 295 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:04,726 -(sad music playing) -It's been fun, Pal-3000, 296 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:09,230 but our lifelong hour of friendship has come to an end. 297 00:12:09,272 --> 00:12:12,066 -Pal-3000: Mm. -Run along now. 298 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:14,819 (sighs) 299 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:17,029 I'm truly sorry, Roxie. 300 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:19,741 L-Let me get these sprinkles out of your stringy hair. 301 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,868 Come on, science project. 302 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,578 We have my academic future to save. 303 00:12:23,619 --> 00:12:26,456 -(beeping) -Pal-3000: Processing... Processing... 304 00:12:26,497 --> 00:12:28,416 Not science project. 305 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:31,586 Pal-3000 is Megamind's best friend. 306 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:35,423 But, Megamind is no longer best friend to Pal-3000. 307 00:12:35,465 --> 00:12:39,635 Then, Pal-3000 must find new Megamind 308 00:12:39,677 --> 00:12:41,429 to be best friend. 309 00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:43,097 (dramatic sting) 310 00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:45,391 I think my homework's freaking out! 311 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:47,060 Uh... 312 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:50,021 Must find new Megamind. 313 00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:53,066 -(cars honking) -Must fight new Megamind. 314 00:12:53,107 --> 00:12:55,693 -(beeping) -Must find new Megamind. 315 00:12:55,735 --> 00:12:57,820 ** 316 00:12:57,862 --> 00:13:00,782 (beeping) 317 00:13:00,823 --> 00:13:02,075 Megamind! 318 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:04,494 (beeping, buzz) 319 00:13:04,535 --> 00:13:06,120 Not Megamind. 320 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:09,582 Uh, think you could drive faster? 321 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:11,626 Speed is relative, Keiko. 322 00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,045 -(fizzling) -This is not the time for relaxation. 323 00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:15,463 We've got an emotionally unstable 324 00:13:15,505 --> 00:13:19,300 and potentially dangerous robot on the loose! 325 00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:22,220 Must replace Megamind. 326 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:24,847 Must find new Megamind. 327 00:13:24,889 --> 00:13:25,890 (beeping) 328 00:13:25,932 --> 00:13:28,309 Must find new Megamind. 329 00:13:29,811 --> 00:13:32,313 -Megamind. Not Megamind. -(buzz) 330 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:35,525 -Hey! What are you doing? -Throw! 331 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,151 Whoa! (grunts) 332 00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:41,030 -Friend: Dude, you okay? -Pal-3000: Ha-ha ha-ha. Memories good. 333 00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:43,116 -Shared memories better. -(screaming) 334 00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:45,451 Feeling melancholy. 335 00:13:45,493 --> 00:13:47,745 Hm. Want to journal. 336 00:13:47,787 --> 00:13:50,748 Roxie: He just tossed that civilian like a rag doll! 337 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:51,916 Megamind: Uh, yeah, 338 00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:54,127 so I may have reinforced his metal body 339 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,378 with space alloy 340 00:13:55,420 --> 00:13:57,964 and made him 1,000 times stronger than a human. 341 00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:58,965 -(Roxie gasps) -What?! 342 00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,925 Oh, sure. It sounds crazy now, 343 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:03,219 but what if we were in a tug-of-war contest? 344 00:14:03,261 --> 00:14:06,222 (dramatic music playing) 345 00:14:06,264 --> 00:14:08,516 Not Megamind! Throw! 346 00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:12,103 -(buzz) -Not Megamind! Throw! 347 00:14:12,812 --> 00:14:15,022 -(buzz) -Not Megamind! 348 00:14:15,857 --> 00:14:17,734 -Throw! -(distorted siren) 349 00:14:17,775 --> 00:14:20,153 (rumbling, tires screech) 350 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,781 Unbelievable! All of this just because you were jealous. 351 00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:25,158 What? This is all because of 352 00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:26,993 that diabolical Schlurg-Peterman. 353 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,995 Bennett?! What did he do? 354 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,497 I don't know, but for some reason, 355 00:14:31,539 --> 00:14:32,915 I don't like the guy! 356 00:14:32,957 --> 00:14:34,667 Again, all of this could have been avoided 357 00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,253 if you both just clearly defined your relationship. 358 00:14:37,295 --> 00:14:40,506 Both: It's complicated, Keiko! (gasping) 359 00:14:40,548 --> 00:14:44,052 Pal-3000: Not Megamind. Not Megamind. Not Megamind. 360 00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:46,429 -Not Megamind. -(smashing) 361 00:14:47,555 --> 00:14:49,307 You gotta do something! 362 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:52,018 -Nice knowing you, Pal-3000. -(whirring) 363 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,187 No! I still need him for my science grade! 364 00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:57,273 Ugh. It's gonna be absolutely impossible to tame him. 365 00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:59,067 Just pretend to be his friend again, 366 00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:00,318 so we can make him go to school. 367 00:15:00,359 --> 00:15:03,446 -Not Megamind... -I'd rather not. He's so needy. 368 00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:06,866 It can make him so unpleasant to be around. 369 00:15:06,908 --> 00:15:08,743 Sounds like someone I know. 370 00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:11,370 Yeah. Bennett, am I right? 371 00:15:11,412 --> 00:15:12,747 Not Megamind! Not Megamind! 372 00:15:12,789 --> 00:15:13,998 Not Megamind! 373 00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:18,378 (malfunctioning) Not Megamind. Not Megamind. Not Megamind. Not... 374 00:15:18,419 --> 00:15:20,380 Giving him what he wants is the only way to stop this, 375 00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:22,215 and what he wants is you. 376 00:15:23,424 --> 00:15:24,801 -(balloon pops) -Megamind... 377 00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:28,429 Gah. Can't you just make do with a lower GPA? 378 00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:31,891 Colleges care far more about extracurriculars, you know. 379 00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,518 If I don't get extra credit, I fail. 380 00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:36,396 If I fail, my mom won't let me hang out at the lair anymore. 381 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:38,981 She won't let me hang out with any of you! 382 00:15:39,023 --> 00:15:41,442 (sighs) I should step it up then. 383 00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:44,070 But, if I pull something doing the Turkey Neck Cheer again, 384 00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:46,823 -I expect foot massages from all of you. -No! 385 00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:49,242 -Absolutely not. -I got first dibs! 386 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:52,120 -Not Megamind. Not Megamind. -(yelling) 387 00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,288 Yoo-hoo! Pal-3000! 388 00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:57,291 -(beeping) -My bestest friend. 389 00:15:57,333 --> 00:15:59,460 -(affirmative beep) -Megamind! 390 00:15:59,502 --> 00:16:00,712 (wailing) 391 00:16:00,753 --> 00:16:02,755 -Ha ha ha. -(nervous laugh) 392 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:05,007 (upbeat music playing) 393 00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:07,802 (grunting, yelping) 394 00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:10,096 You look hungry. 395 00:16:10,138 --> 00:16:11,431 Uh... 396 00:16:11,472 --> 00:16:14,016 (choking, muffled speech) 397 00:16:14,058 --> 00:16:16,102 Trust fall! 398 00:16:16,144 --> 00:16:17,979 Oh, no. (screams) 399 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,272 -(thud) -(grunts) 400 00:16:19,313 --> 00:16:22,150 (groaning, yelps) 401 00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:24,777 Pal-3000: Throw. Catch. 402 00:16:24,819 --> 00:16:26,612 Throw. Catch. 403 00:16:26,654 --> 00:16:29,532 -(exhausted groan) -Throw. Catch. 404 00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:31,451 (quietly) Lead him over here! 405 00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:35,496 Uh, why don't we go this way? More friendship fun to be had. 406 00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:37,749 There? Processing. 407 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:40,376 -(beeping) -Processing. Analyzing new data. 408 00:16:40,418 --> 00:16:43,963 Megamind led me to girl who called me science project. 409 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:46,007 Ultimate betrayal detected. 410 00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:48,134 -(beeping) -(glitching chatter) 411 00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:50,011 Engage tantrum protocol. 412 00:16:50,053 --> 00:16:51,220 -(glitching) -Hey! 413 00:16:51,262 --> 00:16:54,390 -(beeping) -Calm down! It's okay! (grunts) 414 00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:57,143 -Megamind will not leave Pal-3000. -(screams) 415 00:16:57,185 --> 00:16:58,227 (grunts) 416 00:16:58,269 --> 00:17:01,105 This friendship is officially toxic! 417 00:17:01,147 --> 00:17:02,482 (whirring) 418 00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:03,357 Aah! 419 00:17:04,150 --> 00:17:05,526 -Megamind! -Sir! 420 00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:07,153 ** 421 00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:09,447 (surprised screaming) 422 00:17:09,489 --> 00:17:12,450 Up, where nobody can stop us. 423 00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:13,993 Ha-ha! 424 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:17,163 (gasps) Ah, this will all be fine. 425 00:17:17,205 --> 00:17:19,290 -(zap) -Woo! (laughs) 426 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,712 (gasps) Ah! 427 00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:25,797 (clang) 428 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:28,091 We don't need gun for friendly fun. 429 00:17:28,132 --> 00:17:31,260 Oh, blast that magnetic alloy! 430 00:17:31,302 --> 00:17:34,263 That I added. Why must I always overachieve? 431 00:17:34,305 --> 00:17:36,682 -What do we do?! -I don't know! Chum, 432 00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:38,476 -I forget. Can you fly? -(beeping) 433 00:17:38,518 --> 00:17:42,939 Nah. The space alloy I'm made of is super heavy. 434 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,148 -(zap) -Yow! 435 00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,442 That's it! If the orb calms Chum, 436 00:17:46,484 --> 00:17:48,528 and they're made out of the same stuff... 437 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:51,406 You are thinking of other friends. 438 00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:52,949 -(buzz) -Mm-mm-mmm! 439 00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:54,367 Ah! Of course not! 440 00:17:54,409 --> 00:17:57,453 Uh, come here, you huggable pal! Let's play a game. 441 00:17:57,495 --> 00:17:59,622 How about Guess That Thing?! 442 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:03,459 Not with Roxanne, but with you, my real friend. 443 00:18:03,501 --> 00:18:06,754 Oh, a game? Yes, please! 444 00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:10,091 (gasps) Guess That Thing! On game night, 445 00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:13,469 we all had to play with these small, round, dangerous things. 446 00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:17,306 -Remember?! -Game night does not compute. 447 00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:19,809 (gasps) The electrified orb! 448 00:18:20,435 --> 00:18:22,311 -No! No! Not the orb of calmness! 449 00:18:23,020 --> 00:18:26,357 We have to throw it to Pal-3000 to save Megamind. 450 00:18:26,399 --> 00:18:29,277 -Soon, they'll be too high up. This is our one shot. -(Chum grunts) 451 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:31,320 Can't you throw it up there? For Sir? 452 00:18:31,362 --> 00:18:32,989 ** 453 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:35,742 (sighs, grunts) 454 00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:36,993 I can't! 455 00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:39,746 You'll have to! For Sir! 456 00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:41,247 (groans) 457 00:18:41,873 --> 00:18:43,541 -Come on, Coconut Cannon. -(beep) 458 00:18:44,167 --> 00:18:45,460 You got this. 459 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,712 -(beeping speeds up) -Hey, Pal-3000! 460 00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:49,213 Catch! 461 00:18:49,714 --> 00:18:52,508 -Catch! My favorite game. -(rapid beeping) 462 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:55,636 -(buzz, zap) -(Megamind screams, Pal-3000 giggles) 463 00:18:55,678 --> 00:18:57,430 -(clattering) -Megamind: Chum, grab it! 464 00:18:57,472 --> 00:19:01,434 (crying) Oh, my beautiful orb! (sobs) 465 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:04,520 Pal-3000: Ah... Taking nap now. 466 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,482 I may not have thought this through! 467 00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,317 (screaming) 468 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,527 -(sobbing) -Chum! (groans) I'll do it. 469 00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:14,947 -(gasps) -Decelerate! To slow their fall! 470 00:19:14,989 --> 00:19:18,076 Ah. I see you paid some attention in science class. 471 00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:21,370 Breathe. Aim. Shoot. 472 00:19:21,412 --> 00:19:22,872 (zap) 473 00:19:22,914 --> 00:19:25,666 (slow-motion screaming) 474 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:28,878 O...kay. 475 00:19:30,588 --> 00:19:35,385 Good... aim... Roxanne... 476 00:19:35,426 --> 00:19:38,012 Nope! No time for your decelerated thoughts! 477 00:19:38,054 --> 00:19:39,389 I got a class to pass! 478 00:19:39,430 --> 00:19:41,974 Okay, Pal-3000. 479 00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:44,435 ** 480 00:19:44,477 --> 00:19:46,104 Throw the ball. 481 00:19:46,729 --> 00:19:50,900 Hum... I will never be Megamind's best friend. 482 00:19:51,609 --> 00:19:53,736 What's the point? 483 00:19:53,778 --> 00:19:55,780 What's the point of anything, anyway? 484 00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:59,659 Mr. Schlurg-Peterman, you saw what Pal-3000 is capable of! 485 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,245 Ooh, sorry. Rules are rules. 486 00:20:02,286 --> 00:20:04,247 Unless he throws that ball, you fail. 487 00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,915 (groans) 488 00:20:08,793 --> 00:20:12,755 Look, Pal-3000. I made you to be my best friend. 489 00:20:12,797 --> 00:20:15,842 But I saw today that you can't just make a friend. 490 00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:19,595 You can't force someone to feel how you want them to. 491 00:20:19,637 --> 00:20:22,306 Friendship is more like a game of catch. 492 00:20:22,348 --> 00:20:23,558 It's give and take. 493 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:26,811 And today, I was a real ball hog. 494 00:20:26,853 --> 00:20:29,105 ** 495 00:20:29,147 --> 00:20:30,732 I'm sorry. 496 00:20:31,816 --> 00:20:35,403 And I'm sorry I was going to throw you off 497 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,155 the top of a skyscraper. 498 00:20:37,196 --> 00:20:39,782 That's oka-- Wait, what? 499 00:20:39,824 --> 00:20:42,660 Oh, hey, someone give me that ball to throw. 500 00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:45,580 -Throw! -Robot: Catch. 501 00:20:45,621 --> 00:20:46,789 Keiko: Whoa! 502 00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:50,084 Don't be surprised. I am up to my eyeballs 503 00:20:50,126 --> 00:20:51,544 in extra-credit robots. 504 00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:55,089 -A lot of kids are failing. -Analyzing. A new friend. 505 00:20:56,466 --> 00:20:59,969 Conclusion, vastly superior to Megamind. 506 00:21:00,011 --> 00:21:03,389 Vastly superior? I don't like that. 507 00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,641 -Recognize a good thing? 508 00:21:05,683 --> 00:21:08,811 Robots: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... 509 00:21:08,853 --> 00:21:10,563 ** 510 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:14,192 Alright, Keiko. You now have a B-. 511 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:16,861 Yes! Can we have another game night to celebrate? 512 00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:19,363 -Of course! -How about 8:30? 513 00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,657 -Absolutely. -Roxie! You in? 514 00:21:21,699 --> 00:21:24,368 Oh, we were gonna finish our meal. 515 00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:26,120 ** 516 00:21:26,162 --> 00:21:30,208 I guess I'm cool with you two hanging out. 517 00:21:33,086 --> 00:21:33,920 Oof! 518 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,506 Puddles of poodles, that hurt. 519 00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:38,257 Pal-3000: My bad. 520 00:21:38,299 --> 00:21:42,136 (robots, Roxanne laughing) 521 00:21:42,178 --> 00:21:44,514 ** 522 00:21:44,555 --> 00:21:45,681 Uh... 523 00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:47,892 -A giraffe on a sailboat! -(Chum grunting) 524 00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:50,978 -Lasagna! The War of 1812! -(beeping) 525 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,689 (laughing) 526 00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:55,566 These are all horrible guesses! 527 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,403 -Roxie. Where's Bennett? -(grunts) 528 00:21:58,444 --> 00:22:02,532 Turns out, we don't have a lot in common beyond camp memories. 529 00:22:02,573 --> 00:22:06,536 And sure, you and I have some not-so-fun memories, 530 00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,037 but who cares? 531 00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:10,748 We have all the time in the world to make new ones. 532 00:22:10,790 --> 00:22:12,500 Like today, when I saved you 533 00:22:12,542 --> 00:22:13,960 from being thrown off a building. 534 00:22:14,001 --> 00:22:17,213 Or when you shot that De-Gun at me with perfect aim. 535 00:22:17,255 --> 00:22:20,216 I've never been so decelerated. 536 00:22:20,258 --> 00:22:23,219 O-Or when that robot tossed that guy into the garbage! 537 00:22:23,261 --> 00:22:24,637 (Keiko, Megamind laugh) 538 00:22:24,679 --> 00:22:26,514 That was actually very scary. 539 00:22:26,556 --> 00:22:28,975 And how about that throw, Coconut Cannon? 540 00:22:29,016 --> 00:22:30,727 Oh, stop. 541 00:22:30,768 --> 00:22:33,980 -(laughter) -(beeping speeds up) 542 00:22:34,564 --> 00:22:38,401 -Uh, you do know that's still counting down, right? -(whirring) 543 00:22:38,443 --> 00:22:40,695 -(zapping) -(yelping) 544 00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:42,822 That is quite calming. 545 00:22:42,864 --> 00:22:44,365 -(Chum grunts) -Ow! 546 00:22:44,407 --> 00:22:47,618 **