1 00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:09,510 (neon buzzing) 2 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:12,555 -(line straining) -(grunting) 3 00:00:12,597 --> 00:00:13,973 -Huh? -Hello. 4 00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:15,224 (screams) 5 00:00:15,892 --> 00:00:18,061 (theme song playing) 6 00:00:18,102 --> 00:00:21,355 * Supervillain, ahead of his time * 7 00:00:21,397 --> 00:00:24,650 * Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind * 8 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:28,112 * But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime * 9 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:31,074 * A superhero that you stream online * 10 00:00:31,115 --> 00:00:34,619 * It's Megamind * 11 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:37,914 * Oh, it feels good to be good this time * 12 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:40,458 * It's Megamind * 13 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:44,128 * Oh, it's Megamind * 14 00:00:44,170 --> 00:00:46,464 * Rules! * 15 00:00:46,506 --> 00:00:47,423 (whirring) 16 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:49,592 -(screaming, grunts) -(zapping) 17 00:00:49,634 --> 00:00:51,594 -(groaning) -Lady Doppler: Always a pleasure 18 00:00:51,636 --> 00:00:54,138 making a fool outta you, Megamind. 19 00:00:54,180 --> 00:00:56,099 And thanks for the isotopes. 20 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:58,309 You mean these isotopes? 21 00:00:58,351 --> 00:01:00,269 Who's the fool now? 22 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:01,604 -(laughs) -(whirs) 23 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:04,023 Pierre: It would appear you are Monsieur Fool! 24 00:01:04,065 --> 00:01:05,566 -(laughing) -(Megamind groans) 25 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,236 -(Megamind panting) -(clang) 26 00:01:08,277 --> 00:01:11,072 -(groans) -(clicking, whirring) 27 00:01:11,114 --> 00:01:12,740 Time to spin this in my favor. 28 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:13,783 (zap) 29 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:15,159 (yelps) 30 00:01:15,201 --> 00:01:17,245 (woozy grunting) 31 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:20,456 Looks like someone skipped a well-balanced breakfast. 32 00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:21,999 -(whoosh) -(grunts) 33 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:24,627 I just have coffee. Dark blend. 34 00:01:24,669 --> 00:01:26,087 (maniacal laugh) 35 00:01:26,129 --> 00:01:29,340 Come on, Megamind. You got this. 36 00:01:30,383 --> 00:01:32,260 Okay, I don't got this! 37 00:01:32,301 --> 00:01:35,054 Nighty-Knight: Around and around you go! 38 00:01:35,096 --> 00:01:37,140 Oh, wait. I got it! 39 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,183 Ah! My eyes! 40 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,685 (yelling, grunts) 41 00:01:40,727 --> 00:01:41,978 Ah! 42 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:43,479 Don't fall asleep on the job! 43 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:45,606 Megamind: Know this. 44 00:01:45,648 --> 00:01:49,402 I will not rest until I get those isotopes! 45 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:53,656 But first, maybe a quick power nap. 46 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:54,657 (snores) 47 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:56,993 As per your ordinance, 48 00:01:57,034 --> 00:01:59,328 we have slept-- (clears throat) 49 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,539 swept this city clean. 50 00:02:01,581 --> 00:02:04,375 -And the isotopes? -That I lost, 51 00:02:04,417 --> 00:02:06,502 mostly because we were sweeping, 52 00:02:06,544 --> 00:02:09,797 but I will not rest until I've recovered them, 53 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,716 -Roberta. -Roxie. 54 00:02:11,758 --> 00:02:14,844 I'm Megamind. You're Roxie, Roberta. 55 00:02:14,886 --> 00:02:18,806 -Uh, is his brain broken? -How would we tell? 56 00:02:18,848 --> 00:02:20,183 (snoring, grunts) 57 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,685 You've been chasing villains all night. 58 00:02:22,727 --> 00:02:23,978 You should go to bed. 59 00:02:24,020 --> 00:02:25,855 Hopefully a right-side-up one. 60 00:02:25,897 --> 00:02:27,440 Heroes don't rest. 61 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:30,526 Now, I really have to get back to the lair. 62 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:33,196 Keiko: Um, this is your lair, buddy. 63 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:36,699 Ah, yes, of course. Thank you, Chum. 64 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:38,493 -(snoring) -If Megamind doesn't get some rest, 65 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:41,704 he's gonna have a complete Mega-meltdown. 66 00:02:41,746 --> 00:02:44,874 And those are never pretty. But not to worry. 67 00:02:44,916 --> 00:02:47,627 I'll have him shipshape on the good ship Shipshape 68 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:51,047 -in no time. (laughs) -I know you will, Chum. 69 00:02:51,547 --> 00:02:53,549 -(groans) -He really needs some rest. 70 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:55,802 Ma'am, you have a full day of wall-to-wall meetings. 71 00:02:55,843 --> 00:02:58,054 Keiko, Chum, this has been a confusing waste of time, 72 00:02:58,096 --> 00:02:59,389 per usual. 73 00:02:59,889 --> 00:03:02,058 Well, you and I should be able to handle things 74 00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:04,227 while Megamind rests and recuperates. 75 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:06,396 I've got his beloved binky right here. 76 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,481 First of all, he uses a binky? 77 00:03:08,523 --> 00:03:09,899 Like a little baby? 78 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:11,484 Don't tell him I told you. 79 00:03:11,526 --> 00:03:13,152 But, yes, it does help him relax. 80 00:03:13,194 --> 00:03:16,322 That's a fun fact our followers don't need to know about. 81 00:03:16,364 --> 00:03:17,740 Anyway, it's a school day, bro. 82 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:19,409 I'm only here for the toaster pastries. 83 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,869 Oh, but he's in pretty bad shape, Keiko. 84 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:24,247 I don't know if I can take care of him alone. 85 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,373 (groans, snores) 86 00:03:25,415 --> 00:03:27,083 I'll come back right when school is out 87 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:28,668 and give you a hand. But, come on. 88 00:03:28,710 --> 00:03:30,420 You're Chum. You've got this. 89 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,630 -(musical beeping) -(gasps) 90 00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:35,299 Izzy Iggy, lead singer of Facemelter, 91 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:37,176 is doing a show in town! 92 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,262 Sir's gonna want tickets for sure. 93 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,973 -(click) -(rock drum beat playing) 94 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,516 I love this song! 95 00:03:43,558 --> 00:03:46,561 * Put your hands up high, grab the air * 96 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,730 * Clap your hands, like you just don’t care * 97 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,982 * Stomp your feet on the cement floor * 98 00:03:51,023 --> 00:03:52,358 * Do the robot now, open-- * 99 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,735 -(turns off music) -Chum, 100 00:03:53,776 --> 00:03:56,320 I cannot let myself be distracted 101 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:59,407 by the smooth sounds and velvety voice of Izzy Iggy! 102 00:03:59,449 --> 00:04:01,075 There's work to do! 103 00:04:01,117 --> 00:04:03,786 -(snores) -Sir, you should be in bed relaxing. 104 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:05,496 Here, take your binky. 105 00:04:05,538 --> 00:04:08,666 Oh, I don't need to relax, and I don't need my binky. 106 00:04:08,708 --> 00:04:10,960 What I need is to create a simulation 107 00:04:11,002 --> 00:04:13,421 of every possible move the Doom Syndicate could make! 108 00:04:13,463 --> 00:04:16,716 This will keep me a good six to seven steps ahead. 109 00:04:16,758 --> 00:04:20,094 -Okay... -But not only that, I need to create a simulation 110 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:22,722 of every possible move the Doom Syndicate could make. 111 00:04:22,764 --> 00:04:26,267 This will keep me a good six to seven steps ahead. 112 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:27,894 Ooh! A butterfly! 113 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:30,813 How did you even get in here, you silly little bug fairy, you? 114 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,983 (sighs) He may not know it, but this Izzy Iggy show 115 00:04:34,025 --> 00:04:36,819 is exactly what Sir needs to recharge his batteries. 116 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:40,948 "Remaining Izzy tickets only available at the box office." 117 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:42,575 Huh... 118 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:44,410 He'd probably be fine by himself 119 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,412 if I stepped out for just a second. 120 00:04:46,454 --> 00:04:48,539 (wheezing laugh) 121 00:04:48,581 --> 00:04:51,209 Although I don't agree with your politics, 122 00:04:51,250 --> 00:04:53,169 that is too funny, Butterfly. 123 00:04:53,211 --> 00:04:54,712 Or maybe not. 124 00:04:54,754 --> 00:04:57,715 How can I get those tickets and care for Sir? 125 00:04:57,757 --> 00:05:00,968 Oh, I could really use an assistant of my own today. 126 00:05:02,053 --> 00:05:04,263 Huh... 127 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,681 Alright, cloning machine. 128 00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,475 Let's make another me to watch Sir 129 00:05:07,517 --> 00:05:09,644 -while I grab those tickets! -(beep) 130 00:05:09,685 --> 00:05:11,646 -Just need a little DNA. -(whirring) 131 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,022 ** 132 00:05:13,064 --> 00:05:14,399 (gargling) 133 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:18,236 Sir could use a little more attention than usual, 134 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:21,197 so I'll adjust the new me just a skosh. 135 00:05:21,239 --> 00:05:22,740 I'm already smart enough, 136 00:05:22,782 --> 00:05:26,494 so let's trade some intelligence for persistence. 137 00:05:26,536 --> 00:05:30,331 (zapping, whirring) 138 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:33,584 (exciting music playing) 139 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:37,213 (electricity fizzling) 140 00:05:37,255 --> 00:05:39,257 Oh, very handsome! 141 00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:41,551 I shall call you Chum Two. 142 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:44,887 Must be because I'm too ready to serve, Sir! 143 00:05:44,929 --> 00:05:45,763 (laughs) 144 00:05:46,389 --> 00:05:49,392 Well, I'm glad I didn't skimp on my witty repartee. 145 00:05:49,434 --> 00:05:50,601 (snores) 146 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:52,478 -(thump) -Ah! Stop hitting me! 147 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,647 Okay then. Try to get him to rest 148 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:56,399 while I'm off on my errand to help him, 149 00:05:56,441 --> 00:05:57,859 you know, rest. 150 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:58,901 Oh! 151 00:05:58,943 --> 00:06:01,571 Uh, in case it rains on your journey. 152 00:06:01,612 --> 00:06:04,240 -Well, thank you! -And here's your lunch. 153 00:06:04,282 --> 00:06:06,743 Oh, I should be back in a jiff. 154 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:09,787 Ah-ah! No one's ever been sorry they brought a lunch. 155 00:06:09,829 --> 00:06:11,622 I never thought of it that way. 156 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:14,876 Or actually, I suppose I did. 157 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,294 (laughs) 158 00:06:16,335 --> 00:06:17,754 I can't say why, 159 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:20,631 but what I'm seeing makes me believe the Doom Syndicate 160 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:24,052 is building a giant radioactive banana. 161 00:06:24,093 --> 00:06:26,012 Diabolical! Hey! 162 00:06:26,054 --> 00:06:27,597 What the?! 163 00:06:27,638 --> 00:06:30,141 No rest is for the wicked, Sir. 164 00:06:30,183 --> 00:06:32,393 And you are not wicked. Anymore. 165 00:06:32,435 --> 00:06:34,395 -Here we go. And... -(chair creaking) 166 00:06:34,437 --> 00:06:37,356 What are you... It doesn't recline! 167 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:39,150 -Not with that attitude. -(snaps) 168 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:40,610 Whoa! (grunting) 169 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:42,528 Explain yourself, Chum! 170 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,113 Chum Two: Oh, my apologies, Sir. 171 00:06:44,155 --> 00:06:46,032 Allow me to relax you. 172 00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:47,742 (muffled yelling) 173 00:06:47,784 --> 00:06:48,785 (spits) 174 00:06:48,826 --> 00:06:51,496 -Would you please go away?! -(sighs) 175 00:06:51,537 --> 00:06:53,581 I'm letting Sir down. 176 00:06:53,623 --> 00:06:55,792 Not Sir would be so disappointed. 177 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:57,543 How do I make up for two disappointments 178 00:06:57,585 --> 00:06:59,629 when there's just one me? 179 00:06:59,670 --> 00:07:01,631 -(curious music playing) -Huh. 180 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:04,425 -(line chatter) -Clerk: Next. 181 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:07,470 Good day, employed citizen. I would like to purchase 182 00:07:07,512 --> 00:07:09,931 two tickets to the Izzy Iggy show, please. 183 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,808 It's a lottery. 184 00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:14,519 Is that like, "It's a vibe"? 185 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:17,063 Clerk: No. It means I give you a number, 186 00:07:17,105 --> 00:07:19,565 and then we'll randomly call out numbers, 187 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,567 and those people will get a chance 188 00:07:21,609 --> 00:07:23,903 to buy the two remaining tickets. 189 00:07:25,405 --> 00:07:27,407 14? My lucky number! 190 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:30,827 That's the age I was when Sir first said "thank you" to me. 191 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:34,997 Congratulations. Wait over there. 192 00:07:35,039 --> 00:07:36,040 And next! 193 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:38,668 ** 194 00:07:38,710 --> 00:07:41,003 Tuna? I hate tuna. 195 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:43,923 -Other me should know that. -(dialing) 196 00:07:43,965 --> 00:07:46,342 Lair of Megamind! This is Chum Two. 197 00:07:46,384 --> 00:07:47,677 I just wanted to check in. 198 00:07:47,719 --> 00:07:49,679 You gave me tuna, which I do not eat, 199 00:07:49,721 --> 00:07:51,889 and I was worried that adjusting your personality 200 00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,224 -might have been-- -Chum Two: Please hold! 201 00:07:53,266 --> 00:07:55,476 Wait, wait, wait! Don't put the hold music on! 202 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:58,855 (rock drumbeat playing) 203 00:07:58,896 --> 00:08:01,149 * Put your hands up high, grab the air * 204 00:08:01,190 --> 00:08:04,360 * Clap your hands, like you just don’t care * 205 00:08:04,402 --> 00:08:05,862 -Whoa! -S-Sorry! 206 00:08:05,903 --> 00:08:08,406 I-I can't help but follow instructional song lyrics. 207 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:09,449 (nervous laugh) 208 00:08:09,490 --> 00:08:11,242 -(grunts) -Christina Christo! 209 00:08:11,284 --> 00:08:13,661 (sighs) Chunk, right? 210 00:08:13,703 --> 00:08:14,996 Chum, actually. 211 00:08:15,037 --> 00:08:17,540 I'm just here getting Izzy tickets for Megamind. 212 00:08:17,582 --> 00:08:19,375 Well, Roxie asked me to get two tickets 213 00:08:19,417 --> 00:08:20,418 for her and Megamind. 214 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:22,545 She said she wanted him to relax. 215 00:08:22,587 --> 00:08:24,547 At a metal show? So weird. 216 00:08:24,589 --> 00:08:27,133 Well, since I'm already getting tickets for him, 217 00:08:27,175 --> 00:08:29,927 you should probably call Roxie and tell her Chum is on it. 218 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:32,805 I'd call myself, but I'm on hold with... myself. 219 00:08:32,847 --> 00:08:36,642 No, no, no. When she asks me to do something, I do it. 220 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:38,227 That's why I'm the best. 221 00:08:38,269 --> 00:08:41,105 I would never leave anything in the hands of, 222 00:08:41,147 --> 00:08:44,567 -well, you. -I have never let Sir down, 223 00:08:44,609 --> 00:08:47,737 so I kind of feel like I can handle this. 224 00:08:47,779 --> 00:08:49,697 Driver: Nice moves, weirdo! 225 00:08:49,739 --> 00:08:53,076 Thank you! Can't resist instructional songs! 226 00:08:56,996 --> 00:09:00,083 (sighs) I'm obviously too flawed to keep Sir relaxed, 227 00:09:00,124 --> 00:09:01,501 -but that can be fixed. -(beeping) 228 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:04,253 One perfectionist Chum coming up! 229 00:09:04,295 --> 00:09:07,298 (zapping) 230 00:09:07,340 --> 00:09:10,093 ** 231 00:09:11,803 --> 00:09:13,971 (sighs) Perfect! 232 00:09:14,597 --> 00:09:18,309 -(beeping) -I'm writing an extremely complicated code 233 00:09:18,351 --> 00:09:20,478 that should ensure the Doom Syndicate never again, 234 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,562 um... 235 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,689 (sighs) I forget what, but trust me! 236 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,525 It's gonna be the hottest thing 237 00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:27,360 since sliced beds. 238 00:09:27,402 --> 00:09:29,654 -Much too close to the screen, Sir. -Ah! 239 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:31,197 You'll damage your eyes. 240 00:09:31,239 --> 00:09:33,574 Oh, and look at this unkempt workspace. 241 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,243 (beeping) 242 00:09:35,284 --> 00:09:36,619 My code! 243 00:09:36,661 --> 00:09:40,039 That was really complicated and important! 244 00:09:40,081 --> 00:09:41,040 I think. 245 00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:43,501 Killing germs is important, Sir. 246 00:09:43,543 --> 00:09:45,545 I have no use for a clean freak. 247 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:49,424 I need someone who is passionate about stopping crime. 248 00:09:49,924 --> 00:09:52,760 Passion, you say? I can do that, Sir! 249 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:56,305 -Oh, 'scuse me. -(whirring) 250 00:09:56,347 --> 00:09:57,557 (beeping) 251 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,600 (electricity fizzling) 252 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,269 Let's do this! 253 00:10:02,687 --> 00:10:05,523 (gasps) What is this? A crime simulation?! 254 00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:07,024 Um, yes. 255 00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:10,069 If I can cut the Syndicate off here, they'll be trapped. 256 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:12,321 Yes! I'm on the edge of my seat! 257 00:10:12,363 --> 00:10:14,991 -The tension is electrifying. -(triumphant sting) 258 00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,243 Right... 259 00:10:17,285 --> 00:10:19,912 And so, if we defeat them here... 260 00:10:19,954 --> 00:10:22,582 We'll be heroes! 261 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,292 Yes... 262 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,586 But if I don't make it here in time-- 263 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,629 The world may end! No, no, no! 264 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:31,799 -(screaming) -(smashing) 265 00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:33,009 What are you doing?! 266 00:10:33,051 --> 00:10:35,261 These markers represent human beings! 267 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,764 How could you be so insensitive? 268 00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:41,184 More sensitivity. Got it, Sir. 269 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,062 (whirring, beeping) 270 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:45,688 (zap) 271 00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:48,608 (Chum clone whimpering) 272 00:10:48,649 --> 00:10:50,943 What's the matter now? 273 00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:53,613 I tried to make you toast, 274 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:56,407 but I hurt the toast instead! 275 00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:58,034 -(sobbing) -Uh... 276 00:10:58,076 --> 00:11:00,912 -There, there. -(wailing) 277 00:11:00,953 --> 00:11:03,456 The toaster was just on the wrong calibration. 278 00:11:03,498 --> 00:11:04,749 It could be fixed. 279 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:07,335 You should be happy, dear Chum. 280 00:11:07,377 --> 00:11:10,963 Happy? Okay, Sir. 281 00:11:11,005 --> 00:11:12,757 -Calibration? -(whirring, zap) 282 00:11:12,799 --> 00:11:15,218 Is my de-gun properly calibrated? 283 00:11:15,259 --> 00:11:16,636 Oh! The de-gun! 284 00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,429 Are we gonna use it to stop crime? 285 00:11:18,471 --> 00:11:20,139 That would be so fun! 286 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,974 Okay... 287 00:11:22,016 --> 00:11:23,351 When do we fight bad guys, 288 00:11:23,393 --> 00:11:25,978 and how much fun will that be? Scale of 1 to 10? 289 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:27,647 You know what you should do? 290 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:30,274 You should work on the, um, 291 00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:33,611 -Invisible Car! -Oh, yes! Yes! 292 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:35,321 (laughs) It's the best day ever! 293 00:11:35,363 --> 00:11:39,117 How am I supposed to work with all this insanity? 294 00:11:39,158 --> 00:11:41,786 I think Chum might need a nap. 295 00:11:41,828 --> 00:11:43,663 What do you guys think? 296 00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:46,332 Chums: We think you could use a nap. 297 00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:49,335 Why am I hearing more than one... 298 00:11:49,377 --> 00:11:50,753 Chums? 299 00:11:50,795 --> 00:11:52,171 Chums: Hello! 300 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:55,717 -What is going on here?! -(dramatic crescendo) 301 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:59,303 Ha! You, a better assistant than moi? 302 00:11:59,345 --> 00:12:02,682 For the 10th time, I'm not an assistant. 303 00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,016 I'm her chief of staff. 304 00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:08,187 Then why are you fetching concert tickets? Hmm? 305 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,441 Okay, fine. I sometimes do assistanty things, 306 00:12:11,482 --> 00:12:14,694 but when I do, I am far better than you could even dream. 307 00:12:14,736 --> 00:12:16,946 I can assist circles around you! 308 00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:19,574 In fact, watch as I use my superior assisting 309 00:12:19,615 --> 00:12:21,409 to ensure I win this lottery. 310 00:12:21,451 --> 00:12:22,785 Excuse me, good sir. 311 00:12:22,827 --> 00:12:25,163 May I interest you in my assisting services 312 00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,290 in exchange for your lottery number? 313 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:31,169 Well, I was supposed to buy iguana food today... 314 00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:33,087 ** 315 00:12:33,129 --> 00:12:34,922 Chum: Here you are, sir! 316 00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,884 That was impressive! (laughs) 317 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,343 Deal's a deal. 318 00:12:39,385 --> 00:12:41,429 Looks like the superior assistant 319 00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:42,513 just doubled his chances 320 00:12:42,555 --> 00:12:44,724 of getting the tickets for his boss. 321 00:12:44,766 --> 00:12:46,809 You best not think you can best me. 322 00:12:47,143 --> 00:12:49,395 I can do better than best you. 323 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:52,648 Well, then. Time for a good old-fashioned assist-off. 324 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:55,735 -(yawns) -Half-caff, light cream, two sugars, 325 00:12:55,777 --> 00:12:58,071 stirred twice, and hot, but not too hot. 326 00:12:58,112 --> 00:13:00,323 Amazing! Now, I can work on my essay. 327 00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:01,824 -(yelps) -Speaking of which, 328 00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:04,827 a complete history of Pompeii! And look. 329 00:13:04,869 --> 00:13:07,038 Graphs. 330 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,415 -(dogs barking) -(gasping) Here you go. 331 00:13:09,457 --> 00:13:11,751 Tiger did his business, Spuds tired herself out, 332 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:14,170 and Dino sniffed out a fire. 333 00:13:14,212 --> 00:13:16,422 -Thank you. Whoa, whoa! -(dogs barking) 334 00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:19,467 ** 335 00:13:20,551 --> 00:13:21,803 (brushing) 336 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,180 -And spit, please, sir. -(spits) 337 00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:27,016 Tooth brushing! Will wonders never cease? 338 00:13:30,478 --> 00:13:33,189 I know what will turn that blue frown upside down! 339 00:13:33,231 --> 00:13:35,066 -Tickle fight! -(laughing) 340 00:13:35,108 --> 00:13:37,652 I love that idea so much, I'm going to marry it! 341 00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:40,029 With Sir's blessing, of course. 342 00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:44,158 (sobbing) Idea weddings always make me cry! 343 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,744 Sir, if we have the ceremony here at the lair, 344 00:13:46,786 --> 00:13:48,621 it's a tax write-off! 345 00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:50,957 (Chums chattering) 346 00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:54,210 Hey, I'm back! Just like I promised... Whoa! 347 00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:56,295 Chums: Keiko, everything is under control! 348 00:13:56,337 --> 00:13:59,882 Keiko! I just realized what's going on here! 349 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,551 I'm dreaming! 350 00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:04,053 -I'm very sure you're not dreaming. -(mystical music playing) 351 00:14:04,095 --> 00:14:06,013 And since we're positive I'm dreaming, 352 00:14:06,055 --> 00:14:07,765 I can do whatever I want! 353 00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:09,475 Whee! 354 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:12,103 I never felt so free! 355 00:14:12,145 --> 00:14:13,938 -(whooping) -Lemme make a wild guess here. 356 00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:15,857 Chum made a clone because he needed help, 357 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,608 and that clone made more clones. 358 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:19,736 And now, Megamind has no concept of reality 359 00:14:19,777 --> 00:14:22,905 because he's having a complete Mega-meltdown! 360 00:14:22,947 --> 00:14:24,490 No! 361 00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:26,617 Well, actually, yes. 362 00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:27,827 (alarm blaring) 363 00:14:27,869 --> 00:14:29,454 (news music playing) 364 00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:31,706 Anchor (on TV): Things are growing dangerous downtown 365 00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:35,084 -as a now 40-foot Behemoth rampages through Metr-- -(static) 366 00:14:35,126 --> 00:14:38,004 Oh, this dream is only getting better! 367 00:14:38,046 --> 00:14:40,131 I get to battle a 40-foot Behemoth 368 00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:42,967 with my unlimited dream powers! 369 00:14:43,009 --> 00:14:44,594 To the Invisible Car! 370 00:14:45,678 --> 00:14:48,639 -Chums: Coming, Sir! -You four stay here. 371 00:14:48,681 --> 00:14:51,017 I'm gonna be his dream sherpa and make sure he stays safe 372 00:14:51,059 --> 00:14:52,310 and doesn't try anything stupid. 373 00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,519 I'm gonna destroy Behemoth 374 00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:55,772 with electric beams from my eyeballs! 375 00:14:55,813 --> 00:14:57,398 Dream power! 376 00:14:57,440 --> 00:15:01,527 -You will never stop us from assisting our Sir! -(yelps) 377 00:15:01,903 --> 00:15:02,820 (grunts) 378 00:15:03,237 --> 00:15:04,822 -(Chums yell) -(crashing) 379 00:15:04,864 --> 00:15:07,575 -(rumbling) -(straining) 380 00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:09,118 -(grunts) -(clang) 381 00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,411 That'll do. 382 00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:13,206 Ah! Tell me you're normal Chum! 383 00:15:13,247 --> 00:15:16,667 I just wanted to say tweedle-dee dinglee-deedledee! 384 00:15:16,709 --> 00:15:19,754 Because it's so fun to say when you're happy like me! 385 00:15:19,796 --> 00:15:21,339 (laughing) Yeah! 386 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:23,716 Oh, definitely not normal Chum. 387 00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:25,593 Listen up. This is my dream, 388 00:15:25,635 --> 00:15:27,387 and I want to make fighting Behemoth 389 00:15:27,428 --> 00:15:29,430 be as fun as a dream can make possible! 390 00:15:29,472 --> 00:15:32,725 I know what's fun! We'll get the new improved Invisible Car 391 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,268 and sneak up on Behemoth! 392 00:15:34,310 --> 00:15:36,104 It'll be like a surprise party! 393 00:15:36,145 --> 00:15:37,522 I don't think that's a... 394 00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:39,982 Wait, that's actually not a bad idea. 395 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:42,610 -And... voilàà! -(car whirring) 396 00:15:42,652 --> 00:15:44,654 (electric guitar riff) 397 00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,572 This is perfect! 398 00:15:46,614 --> 00:15:48,324 This is a disaster. 399 00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:53,579 Okay, real talk. 400 00:15:53,621 --> 00:15:55,164 You're heading to battle with Behemoth, 401 00:15:55,206 --> 00:15:57,834 and you do not have magic dream powers! 402 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:01,462 Oh, you're way more fun in real life, Keiko. 403 00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:03,506 I'm flying in my dream! 404 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:06,008 -Whee! -(engine roars) 405 00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,095 -Oh no! -(Behemoth roars) 406 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,514 -Make the car invisible. -Aw, but I wanna see 407 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:14,350 if we can make Behemoth smile at its pretty colors! 408 00:16:14,392 --> 00:16:18,187 We can stop it with the dream power of happiness! 409 00:16:18,229 --> 00:16:19,731 -No! -Yes, we can. 410 00:16:19,772 --> 00:16:21,899 (honking) 411 00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:24,193 -(roars) Ooh. -(smash) 412 00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:26,529 Pretty car. 413 00:16:26,571 --> 00:16:29,949 -(stomping) -Aw, it worked! We made him smile. 414 00:16:29,991 --> 00:16:33,870 Behemoth smash pretty car! 415 00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:35,246 -(roars) -(screaming) 416 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:39,125 Megamind: I never felt nauseous in a dream before! 417 00:16:39,167 --> 00:16:42,336 -(laughs) -It's not a dream! 418 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:45,048 Don't worry, bummer dream Keiko. 419 00:16:45,089 --> 00:16:48,217 My electro-vision will blast Behemoth! 420 00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:50,219 (aggressive humming) 421 00:16:50,261 --> 00:16:52,388 Oh, please end well. Please end well. 422 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:54,140 -(banging) -Chum clone: Sir! Let us help you! 423 00:16:54,182 --> 00:16:55,475 I will rescue you! 424 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:59,562 Strike me down! Sir is out there in danger! 425 00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:03,316 And he doesn't even have his binky! 426 00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:06,027 (gasps) The perfect plan to help Sir. 427 00:17:06,069 --> 00:17:10,156 I know it will come to us if we just put our heads together! 428 00:17:10,198 --> 00:17:12,658 Put our heads together... (gasps) 429 00:17:13,117 --> 00:17:14,619 What if we use the cloning machine 430 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,747 to combine our molecules, lower all our attributes, 431 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:21,417 and maximize strength, making one gigantic us! 432 00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:25,463 -(clang) -(whirring, zapping) 433 00:17:27,173 --> 00:17:29,592 -(smash) -(stomping) 434 00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,303 I'm coming, Sir! 435 00:17:32,345 --> 00:17:35,348 (dramatic crescendo) 436 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,642 (muffled stomping) 437 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:40,812 -Hi, Roxanne! -Hi, Chum. 438 00:17:40,853 --> 00:17:43,981 -Take that! And that! (grunting) -(Behemoth laughs) 439 00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:46,109 -Who tickle Behemoth? -(clang) 440 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:48,486 Megamind? (growls) 441 00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:49,445 Huh? 442 00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:51,322 I'll save you, Sir! 443 00:17:51,364 --> 00:17:53,116 (gasps, panting) 444 00:17:53,157 --> 00:17:54,742 -Whoa! -(air whistling) 445 00:17:54,784 --> 00:17:57,537 -(stomp) -A great big Chum! Keiko! 446 00:17:57,578 --> 00:18:00,331 Isn't this the most wonderful dream?! 447 00:18:00,373 --> 00:18:02,792 You know what? I'm gonna give in to the crazy. 448 00:18:02,834 --> 00:18:05,503 -This kicks butt! -You just relax, Sir. 449 00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,839 I'll handle this. 450 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:10,883 -(yells) -(Behemoth grunts) 451 00:18:11,217 --> 00:18:12,677 -(smash) -(grunts) 452 00:18:13,511 --> 00:18:16,389 Everything's giant monsters these days. 453 00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:19,517 Where's the remote? (grunts) 454 00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:21,394 -(rumbling) -(Behemoth roars) 455 00:18:22,353 --> 00:18:25,231 -(smashing) -(screaming) 456 00:18:25,273 --> 00:18:29,235 Shh! Sir is trying to nap! 457 00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:30,987 (both yell) 458 00:18:31,028 --> 00:18:32,447 (smash) 459 00:18:32,488 --> 00:18:35,158 (muffled struggling) 460 00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,618 Ha! He did it! Megamind did it! 461 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:42,498 Megamind: Yes. Thank you. You're all welcome. 462 00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:44,417 He destroyed the streets again! 463 00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:46,127 I can't get to work! 464 00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:48,129 Even in my dream, 465 00:18:48,171 --> 00:18:49,714 when I win, I lose. 466 00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:52,175 This city will be the death of me. 467 00:18:52,216 --> 00:18:53,676 (sucking) 468 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,471 This city will be the death of him? 469 00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,848 I have to act fast. I must... 470 00:18:58,890 --> 00:19:03,186 -(smash) -destroy the city before it destroys Sir! 471 00:19:03,227 --> 00:19:05,396 -Whoa! Ho! -(clatters) 472 00:19:05,438 --> 00:19:08,316 -(muffled destruction) -(muffled crowd screaming) 473 00:19:08,357 --> 00:19:11,360 -(muffled roar) -(muffled stomping) 474 00:19:11,402 --> 00:19:13,780 -Huh? -(dramatic crescendo) 475 00:19:13,821 --> 00:19:14,989 Hm. 476 00:19:15,031 --> 00:19:17,200 I'd be happy to help anyone with anything! 477 00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:18,659 I'll do twice her anything 478 00:19:18,701 --> 00:19:20,703 -and be three times as happy about it! -(grunting) 479 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:24,040 Clerk: And the final number is... 480 00:19:24,082 --> 00:19:25,166 ** 481 00:19:25,208 --> 00:19:28,336 -14. -(gasps) That's me. I win! 482 00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:30,630 I'm the best assistant in the city! 483 00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:33,091 Ha, ha! Yes! Told you! In your face! 484 00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:34,717 -(smash) -Huh? 485 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:37,845 -(people screaming) -(grunting) 486 00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:39,680 -(stomp) -(gasps) 487 00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:42,266 I think Megamind might need some top-notch assisting 488 00:19:42,308 --> 00:19:44,519 right about now. You take the tickets. 489 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:47,605 If I'm gonna lose, at least it's to another assistant 490 00:19:47,647 --> 00:19:49,232 and a really good one. 491 00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,317 -(panting) -(dramatic crescendo) 492 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:55,530 -(sleepy groaning) -Oh, my. Looks like my plan went a little haywire. 493 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:59,534 He's finally resting, so you kind of did your job. 494 00:19:59,575 --> 00:20:01,327 -(snoring) -Sir... 495 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:04,622 -It's time to wake up, Sir. -Oh, Chum. 496 00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:07,583 -(relaxing music playing) -I had the craziest dream ever. 497 00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:10,378 There were so many yous, but not in a good way. 498 00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:13,923 -Then, a giant you wrestled a mountain in the street. -(smash, people screaming) 499 00:20:13,965 --> 00:20:17,009 Actually, it was real, Sir. It all happened. 500 00:20:17,051 --> 00:20:18,094 We're too late! 501 00:20:18,136 --> 00:20:19,846 Until the city is flattened, 502 00:20:19,887 --> 00:20:23,349 I don't think this MegaChum will follow a single instruction! 503 00:20:23,391 --> 00:20:25,101 That's a great idea, Sir! 504 00:20:25,143 --> 00:20:28,312 There's one kind of instruction no Chum can resist! 505 00:20:28,354 --> 00:20:30,606 -(crowd screaming) -MegaChum: Sorry! 506 00:20:30,648 --> 00:20:33,109 Apologies, everyone. Nothing personal. 507 00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,403 Just have to destroy everything real quick 508 00:20:35,445 --> 00:20:37,572 before you become the death of my Sir. 509 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,408 (heavy metal song playing) 510 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:41,826 What is that? 511 00:20:44,162 --> 00:20:45,955 (song blasting on radio) 512 00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:49,542 * Raise your hands like a crazy mutt * 513 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,211 * Be mellow, don't crush Mr. Donut * 514 00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:56,966 -It's working, Chum! Keep going! -Got it! 515 00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:58,926 * Gently place the cars on the ground * 516 00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:01,846 * Don't scare the people and turn around * 517 00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:04,515 ** 518 00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:07,852 * Run away with a nice smooth motion * 519 00:21:07,894 --> 00:21:10,563 * Make a bee-line for the deep blue ocean * 520 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:11,981 Instruction songs? 521 00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:14,484 The funnest songs in the whole fun-a-verse! 522 00:21:14,525 --> 00:21:18,988 * Wade in slow so you do not drown * 523 00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:23,284 * Bend those knees and sit on down * 524 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:28,790 * Now dunk that head with no concern * 525 00:21:28,831 --> 00:21:34,504 * And swim away and don't you return * 526 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,255 (song ends) 527 00:21:36,297 --> 00:21:39,300 You know, this old man guitar music's starting to grow on me. 528 00:21:39,342 --> 00:21:41,469 Chum! (panting) 529 00:21:41,511 --> 00:21:44,305 -I think you should have these. -Really? 530 00:21:44,347 --> 00:21:46,265 You put our dumb competition aside 531 00:21:46,307 --> 00:21:47,892 to do some phenomenal assisting. 532 00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,977 -And you saved the city. -(snoring) 533 00:21:50,019 --> 00:21:52,814 Oh, Sir will be so touched that you-- 534 00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,399 I didn't do it for him. 535 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,526 Us assistants have to stick together. 536 00:21:56,567 --> 00:21:58,069 (heartfelt music playing) 537 00:21:58,111 --> 00:22:00,029 (clink) 538 00:22:00,071 --> 00:22:01,656 Megamind: You did a great job, Chum. 539 00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:04,575 I'm quite proud. But remember. 540 00:22:04,617 --> 00:22:07,745 One Chum has always been enough for me. 541 00:22:08,496 --> 00:22:10,456 Um, Sir? 542 00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:12,625 (groggy): That's my little fish monkey. 543 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:14,544 (kiss, laugh) 544 00:22:15,086 --> 00:22:19,006 Operation Mega Meltdown was only a partial success. 545 00:22:19,048 --> 00:22:22,218 We've got the hairbrush, but the binky's not here. 546 00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:23,886 Machiavillain (on phone): (sighs) I would need a crayon 547 00:22:23,928 --> 00:22:25,596 to put this into simpler terms. 548 00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:29,600 The binky is the key to my entire plan. 549 00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:34,063 (sighs) It's so hard to find quality assistants. 550 00:22:34,105 --> 00:22:37,984 But, I guess if you want something done right, 551 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:42,113 you have to get someone else to do it yourself! 552 00:22:42,155 --> 00:22:43,990 (maniacal laugh) 553 00:22:45,408 --> 00:22:49,579 (Izzy Iggy singing) 554 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:53,666 ** 555 00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,711 * Not to repeat myself * 556 00:22:56,753 --> 00:23:02,675 * But free will is a lie * 557 00:23:03,009 --> 00:23:08,139 * Free will is a lie... * 558 00:23:11,434 --> 00:23:12,643 Huh!