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(neon buzzing)

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-(line straining)
-(grunting)

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-Huh?
-Hello.

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(screams)

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(theme song playing)

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* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *

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* Incredibly handsome genius,
criminal mastermind *

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* But now he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *

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* A superhero that
you stream online *

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* It's Megamind *

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* Oh, it feels good
to be good this time *

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* It's Megamind *

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* Oh, it's Megamind *

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* Rules! *

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Megamind:
Welcome to "Megamind's Rules
For Defending Your City!"

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Today,
we're sprucing up the lair

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and cleaning out our emails
from the onternet.

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My number-one fan
Terry Sasko writes,

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"How important to crimefighting
is handsomeness?"

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Why, it's like
the number one thing!

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Myself aside,

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keeping your heroic lair
handsome is critical,

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and the secrets are simple.

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Elbow grease,
a huge army of brainbots,

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and a compassionate supervisor.

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Double time, brainbots!

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I wanna be able to make
a sandwich on a toilet seat!

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-(grunts)
-(grunts) Sir!

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I was cleaning the Gallery
of the Vanquished when I noticed

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that Machiavillain's
golden hairbrush was missing!

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-Machiavillain's
golden hairbrush...
-(dramatic crescendo)

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Keiko:
Uh, Earth to Megs.

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What the heck is
a Mack-a-blah-blah's
golden hairbrush?

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Dear Keiko,
that hairbrush belonged

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to my villain shool master,
Machiavillain.

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He was the greatest bad guy
who ever lived.

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Cunning and cruel,
with long, luxurious hair

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and the voice
of a glam rock angel.

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He ruled the world of villainy
with wicked schemes,

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power chords,
and, most of all...

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(echoing)
presentation!

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He still sends shivers
down my spine.

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(shivers)
And then I defeated him,

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which completed my training
and bada-bing,

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I'm the world's
greatest villain!

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And now, I'm a hero but
I'd still really like to know

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where that brush went.

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Now, where was I?

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-(yelps)
-Happy birthday, girl!

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Oh, you got me a drone?!

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Yeah. You can use your phone
to control it

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and talk through it.
Hide behind your couch,

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and you can use it to scare
the new city comptroller.

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-Not that I tried that.
-(gasps) So cool, Roxie!

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Thank you so much.

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-(beeping)
-(whirring)

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**

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And me?

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I have... a very big surprise.

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It's a, a very surprising
thing,

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even to me.

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It's okay you forgot

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because I know exactly
what I want for my birthday.

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You told me you'd train me
to be a crimefighter.

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-That's what I want.
-I never told you that. Ow!

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-(grunts)
-(beep)

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(on video)
You help me,

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I'll train you to be
a crimefighter.

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You have my word.

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Well... it appears I did.

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Sadly, I don't think
you're ready.

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You might have to put in
a little more work first.

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Or a lot more.
Actually,

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I need you to sweep
the curbs around the lair,

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lest Roxanne send
her filth police after me.

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I don't have filth police.
But...

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-(beep)
-Memo. Patrol cars
with mop wheels.

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Little brooms in holsters.

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I don't wanna sweep curbs
on my birthday!

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Uh, maybe I'm one of those

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make-you-do-chores-until-
surprise!-

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you-know-how-
to-do-everything teachers.

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Oh, but really,
I'm not a teacher at all.

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Self-teaching is the best.
That's what I've always said.

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But you had a teacher!
The hairbrush guy!

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Trust me, you're better off
teaching yourself. Bye!

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That was shockingly harsh.

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Would you like me
to invite her back

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and destroy her surprise?

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Which is?
I'm so excited to hear

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what you make up
right this second.

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**

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I'm gonna, uh, make a cake.

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A cake for Keiko!
Nailed it.

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(scoffs) Come on.

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You don't know how to make
a glass of water.

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How hard can it be?

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Have you ever heard
the term "piece of cake"?

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Chum!
To the hot refrigerator!

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**

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(whirring)

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(clatters)

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-(drone whirring)
-New drone camera check.
Looks good.

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Welcome to "Keiko's Rules
For Defending Your City!"

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So, Megamind thinks
I'm not ready for training.

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Well, I'm not ready
to not be ready.

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And since he wanted me
to teach myself,

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I borrowed this. Boom!
Disguise generator.

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To prove I'm hero material,

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I'm gonna infiltrate
the Doom Syndicate

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and find out
their next big moves.

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Luckily, Megamind just put
shadow boy in the slammer, so...

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-(whirs)
-(Nighty-Knight voice): What up!

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I'm Nighty-Knight.
I'm dumb and think I'm scary,

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and Keiko Morita is awesome.

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(beep, whir)

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**

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To find their hideout,

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I encircled their metadata
to pinpoint

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-the exact location of... Wait.
-(beep)

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That's their secret hideout?

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-(whirs)
-Man, these guys are doofuses.

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(laughter)

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-Look at me! I am kicking
your derriere! Ho, ho, ho!
-(laughing)

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Come on, guys!

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This is a communal workspace!

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We're supposed to be
a community!

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Quiet! Behemoth having
hard time with 'puter.

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(clicking, Mac alert chimes)

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-(laughter)
-I'm gonna call the cops on you!

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Then, I'll be the one laughing!

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Ha, ha, ha-- Ah!

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Behemoth say quiet down!

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You no listen, so you go up!

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(Lady Doppler laughing)

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You guys are a bunch of
bullies!

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His feet are dangling!

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-(Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight laughs)
-(villains stop laughing)

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Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Dark tidings!
And other dark... things.

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Yes, I have freed myself
from prison.

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Now, what's our next dark plan?

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Nighty-Knight,
where are the sandwiches?

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Uh... the what?

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Has prison made you dumb-dumb?

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When one of us escape,
they bring sandwiches for all.

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Oh! Yeah.
I was gonna pick some up,

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but, you know,
darkness and... stuff.

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So,

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what are we gonna do next
to bring old Megamind down?

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Let me get this straight.

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You go to jail for a day,
forget the sandwiches,

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and think we're gonna start
letting you in on planning? No!

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We plan, you do chores.

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Drop my lucky beret
at ze cleaners.

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-Actually, we all have
filthy outfits to go there.
-(Nighty-Knight grunts)

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(Behemoth cheers, laughs)

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(grunts)

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That's right.

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Of all the villains
I could've impersonated,

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I picked the one
that gets chores.

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(clang)

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-(oven dings)
-Ah! The cake is ready.

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Sir, perhaps you should've
used,

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you know, a recipe.

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If a birthday is going
to be a surprise,

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shouldn't the ingredients
be as well?

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Now, let's marvel at its
sponge-like fluffiness.

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(sliding, sucking air)

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(rock-like clattering)

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Well, that certainly
was a surprise.

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(clang)

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Now, with a slight
adjustment...

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And a pinch of love!

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...this first layer will be
about as moist as a cake can be.

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(dripping)

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-(splat)
-Ah!

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Achilles' high-tops!

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Are you okay?

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Eh, it's all going
according to plan.

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Ah, so 12-degree burns
were part of your plan.

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**

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Oh, well done, Sir!

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You see, Chum?
With trial and error,

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one can accomplish anything.

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-(animal-like screech)
-Chum: Wah!

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-(feral shrieking)
-Help! Get it off! Get it off!

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(ray gun blasts)

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-(blows)
-Just to be clear,

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this is for Keiko's birthday
this year, right?

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**

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-(typing)
-Behemoth appreciate help.

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Didn't know you knew
about 'puters.

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Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Are you sure you have to print
this entire collection?

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Behemoth:
It Behemoth's favorite
comic strip.

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Funny cat keeps
Behemoth temper in check.

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-(printing)
-You know, all of
your failed print jobs

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-are jamming up the queue.
-(stomping)

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You be patient

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or Behemoth crush
and melt your bones!

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00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:21,377
See? Behemoth need all
10,000 pages of Happy Pizza Cat.

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00:08:21,502 --> 00:08:23,421
(groans)

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00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:25,798
-(typing)
-Control alt delete,

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and print-a-doodle-doo.

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Behemoth thank you.

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-(Behemoth grunts)
-Oh! Ah!

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Hey, I just want to apologize

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for the behavior
of my coworkers.

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Thanks.
That means a lot.

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I'm grateful one of you
is capable of kindness.

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-(dramatic music playing)
-(Behemoth laughing)

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-(beep, whir)
-Huh?

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Who are you?

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I work for Megamind!

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Can you get my back
if I need it?

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00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,952
Well, I would,
but I'm too afraid

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of what these bullies
are capable of.

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Come on.
You're the former mayor!

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-You got a little
cutthroat in you.
-Huh.

219
00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:03,836
Well, I suppose
I did crush Bulldog McGoo

220
00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,213
in that runoff election.

221
00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:08,591
Look, if Megamind can help
put these guys back in prison,

222
00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,134
then I'll do what I can to
help.

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00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,511
And call me Jody.

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00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:15,098
Jody Smelt. I do it all.
Taxes, food delivery...

225
00:09:15,223 --> 00:09:17,517
Oh!
And blown-glass figurines, huh?

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00:09:17,642 --> 00:09:20,895
-These are cool.
-Lady Doppler: Nighty-Knight!
We need you!

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00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:23,898
-Gotta go.
-(beep, whir)

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00:09:24,023 --> 00:09:26,901
-(soft music playing)
-(applause)

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We saw you typing out there,
and we thought,

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"Yes! One of us finally
learned how to type!"

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-(grunts)
-Me make big ideas

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to help big boss take down
Megamind. You type.

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Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Big boss? Who's bigger than us?
Am I right?

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00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,669
-(laughter)
-Oh, mais oui, mais oui!

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He's much funnier now
that he knows how to type.

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-D'accord!
-(typing)

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To take down Megamind,
we should first...

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(tense music playing)

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Nighty-Knight:
What in the blazes
is going on?!

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00:09:56,931 --> 00:10:00,017
Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Uh, I'll tell you
what's going on!

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00:10:00,143 --> 00:10:02,687
-I'm the real Nighty-Knight!
-Nighty-Knight: No,

242
00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:05,148
I'm the real Nighty-Knight.

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00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:08,025
Well, this one
brought sandwiches.

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00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:10,445
Yeah, but this one
knows how to type.

245
00:10:10,570 --> 00:10:13,197
Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
As the real,
actual Nighty-Knight,

246
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,533
I can totally
throw my shadow, right?

247
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:19,162
(laughs) N-No way this loser
impostor can shadow-throw.

248
00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:21,164
Nighty-Knight:
Let's see if this imposter

249
00:10:21,289 --> 00:10:23,791
can conjure up
an entire unicorn.

250
00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:26,961
-Made of darkness!
-(lights click)

251
00:10:27,086 --> 00:10:30,006
-What?
-Weak shadow, bro.

252
00:10:30,131 --> 00:10:33,176
Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
So weak. Do I even need
to throw mine? (laughs)

253
00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:35,053
I mean, you can pick him
if you want,

254
00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:37,930
but you'll lose
these magic typing fingers.

255
00:10:38,056 --> 00:10:41,059
I declare the Nighty-Knight
who can type is the real one.

256
00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:43,019
-Nighty-Knight: No!
Let me go again.
-(door opens)

257
00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,146
Machiavillain:
What is going on?

258
00:10:45,730 --> 00:10:48,024
I can hardly
hear myself scheming.

259
00:10:48,149 --> 00:10:49,776
Keiko-As-Nighty-Knight:
Whoa...

260
00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:51,778
Machiavillain:
Either Nighty-Knight
has a twin sibling,

261
00:10:51,903 --> 00:10:53,863
and Heaven help us
if that's true,

262
00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:57,116
or we have an impostor
in our midst.

263
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,744
We cannot figure out
who is the real one!

264
00:10:59,869 --> 00:11:02,121
Hm. Wild guess,

265
00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:06,084
maybe not the one wearing
Megamind's disguise generator.

266
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:08,252
-(gasps) Sacre bleu!
-Why didn't we see that?

267
00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:10,046
(sighs) Honestly,
if I had a head,

268
00:11:10,171 --> 00:11:12,298
I'd shake it in disappointment.

269
00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:15,218
Now, let's see
who our surprise guest is.

270
00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,512
-(beep, whir)
-(dramatic music playing)

271
00:11:17,637 --> 00:11:19,806
Busted. Huh?!

272
00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:22,350
Hi, Busted.
Me Behemoth.

273
00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:25,603
-Megamind: Okay, look.
-(Chum gasps)

274
00:11:26,187 --> 00:11:29,190
Roxanne:
Megamind. That's...

275
00:11:29,315 --> 00:11:30,233
beautiful.

276
00:11:30,358 --> 00:11:32,860
Oh...
Mind if I take a little taste?

277
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:35,279
Don't move a muscle! (gasps)

278
00:11:35,405 --> 00:11:39,075
Sorry. Just look at it
for a few more seconds.

279
00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:41,452
Close your eyes
even tighter than before.

280
00:11:41,577 --> 00:11:42,829
Believe in me,

281
00:11:42,954 --> 00:11:46,082
knowing in your heart
that I have the ability

282
00:11:46,207 --> 00:11:49,502
to create a perfect cake
for Keiko.

283
00:11:49,627 --> 00:11:52,255
-Something's fishy.
-Sorry. That's me.

284
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,507
I'm a bit overdue
for a bowl cleaning.

285
00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:56,551
-(scoffs) No, not you, Chum.
-(whimpers)

286
00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,721
Oh, gimme a break!

287
00:11:59,846 --> 00:12:01,639
A cardboard cutout of a cake

288
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:05,143
might not be the mind-blowing
surprise you'd hoped for.

289
00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:07,520
I don't know.
It's a pretty nice picture.

290
00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:09,814
I'd love that
for my birthday, Sir.

291
00:12:09,939 --> 00:12:11,107
(sighs) Fine.

292
00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:14,360
Making a cake
is actually hard for me.

293
00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:15,987
There, I said it.

294
00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:18,281
(sighs) It's okay.

295
00:12:18,406 --> 00:12:22,201
You know, I can teach you
how to make a cake.

296
00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,454
You? You can't bake!

297
00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:27,498
Those muffins you made tasted
like charred hair follicles.

298
00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:30,001
I'll have you know
I've been taking online classes,

299
00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:32,545
and my food is much more
edible.

300
00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:34,297
So, do you want my help?

301
00:12:34,422 --> 00:12:36,382
I don't need help
from you or anyone!

302
00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:39,385
Believe me,
self-teaching is the best.

303
00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:41,846
If you teach me,
the only way I can be sure

304
00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:44,932
I've mastered cake-making
is if I defeat you in battle,

305
00:12:45,058 --> 00:12:46,893
and I really don't want
to do that to you.

306
00:12:47,018 --> 00:12:48,394
I-I think your last teacher

307
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,813
may have given you
the wrong idea about teaching.

308
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,399
-Oh, so many wrong ideas.
-(sad music playing)

309
00:12:53,524 --> 00:12:56,027
Machiavillain was
villainy incarnate.

310
00:12:56,152 --> 00:12:57,987
Pure evil.

311
00:12:58,112 --> 00:13:00,239
(echoing)
Evil... Evil... Evil...

312
00:13:00,364 --> 00:13:03,159
Machiavillain:
Can I get you some gum?
Boba tea?

313
00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:06,370
Oh, silly me. (laughs)
You must be so lost.

314
00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:10,458
I'm Machiavillain,
an old friend of Megamind's.

315
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:14,253
It is a pleasure to finally
make your acquaintance, Keiko.

316
00:13:14,379 --> 00:13:17,215
It's very clear to me
that you're a gifted student

317
00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:19,300
in desperate need
of the right teacher.

318
00:13:19,425 --> 00:13:21,135
Actually, Megamind promised--

319
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,929
Machiavillain:
Megamind. (scoffs)

320
00:13:23,054 --> 00:13:24,263
He could've been
the greatest villain

321
00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:26,015
the world has ever seen.

322
00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:29,018
He had so much potential.

323
00:13:29,143 --> 00:13:31,104
(sighs)
It must be heartbreaking

324
00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:32,939
he doesn't see yours.

325
00:13:33,064 --> 00:13:35,483
That's... actually why I'm
here.

326
00:13:35,608 --> 00:13:37,318
Figured I'd give evil a shot.

327
00:13:37,443 --> 00:13:39,320
And you'd be a much
better teacher than Megamind.

328
00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:42,115
How do we know she's not
just trying to spy on us

329
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,742
-for her old boss?
-Machiavillain: Hm...

330
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:47,370
She's right. You'll have
to prove your loyalty

331
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,580
before we can start
your training.

332
00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:51,207
Yeah, sure. Okay.

333
00:13:51,332 --> 00:13:54,127
What do you want me to do?
Rob a bank? Destroy the moon?

334
00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:56,295
-(dramatic music playing)
-I want you to steal

335
00:13:56,421 --> 00:13:59,757
Megamind's baby binky.

336
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,801
That's it. Seriously?

337
00:14:01,926 --> 00:14:03,302
Machiavillain:
Think of it as a small test

338
00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:06,806
before we let you in on
our bigger plans.

339
00:14:06,931 --> 00:14:08,307
But know this.

340
00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:09,809
You try anything funny,

341
00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:12,395
and you will force me
to do something...

342
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:15,022
-most regrettable.
-(dramatic crescendo)

343
00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:16,899
Maybe I will take that boba.

344
00:14:19,485 --> 00:14:22,613
Soft enough that you can't
use it for hockey,

345
00:14:22,739 --> 00:14:24,949
and it's not walking off
on its own power.

346
00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:26,993
Clearly, I have nailed this!

347
00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:28,703
(hopeful crescendo)

348
00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,496
(gags, grunts)

349
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:33,541
(straining)
Maybe it needs more salt.

350
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:36,377
(scoffs)
How can it be that bad?

351
00:14:36,502 --> 00:14:38,629
-(horror sting)
-(yelps, grunts)

352
00:14:38,755 --> 00:14:40,965
(straining)
Maybe when
we can move again,

353
00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:44,177
you finally let me teach you
how to make a cake.

354
00:14:44,302 --> 00:14:46,763
That might be a good idea.

355
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,848
**

356
00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:51,809
(action music playing)

357
00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:58,524
(brainbot whirring)

358
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,902
-(beeping)
-(drone buzzing)

359
00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:03,321
Okay, drone.
Let's do this.

360
00:15:04,614 --> 00:15:07,658
Keiko Recording (on drone):
Yoo-hoo! Drones rule!
Brainbots drool!

361
00:15:07,784 --> 00:15:10,703
(brainbots whir)

362
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,417
(grunts)

363
00:15:17,126 --> 00:15:18,920
(door creaks)

364
00:15:19,045 --> 00:15:20,922
(mysterious music playing)

365
00:15:24,342 --> 00:15:26,636
-(binky humming)
-Whoa!

366
00:15:28,096 --> 00:15:29,764
This is more than just a binky.

367
00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:32,683
This has some kind of... power.

368
00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:35,144
I can't just hand this
to Machiavillain,

369
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,230
but I have to find out
what his plan is!

370
00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:38,815
Oh, think, Keiko.
Think!

371
00:15:40,733 --> 00:15:43,069
**

372
00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:44,612
If you want an exact copy,

373
00:15:44,737 --> 00:15:47,073
it's gonna take me
about an hour.

374
00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:48,449
I don't have an hour!

375
00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:50,243
I'm giving the Doomers the
fake,

376
00:15:50,368 --> 00:15:53,538
then I gotta get the OG
back to Megamind lickety-split.

377
00:15:53,663 --> 00:15:55,665
So, this is to pull one over
on those creeps, right?

378
00:15:56,791 --> 00:16:00,086
I'll do it in the 15 fastest
minutes of your life.

379
00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:01,087
(dramatic crescendo)

380
00:16:01,212 --> 00:16:02,672
(soft music playing)

381
00:16:02,797 --> 00:16:05,425
What's the real reason
you won't train Keiko?

382
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,010
(sighs) That's personal.
I'll never tell.

383
00:16:08,136 --> 00:16:10,596
Oh, you better tell,
or I'm gonna tickle you.

384
00:16:10,722 --> 00:16:13,099
Good luck. We can't move.

385
00:16:13,224 --> 00:16:15,184
Well, look at this.

386
00:16:15,309 --> 00:16:18,312
(laughing) Stop!
Ah! Please stop!

387
00:16:18,438 --> 00:16:20,732
Not until you fess up.

388
00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:24,110
Now, what's more tickly
than your armpit?

389
00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:25,486
-(giggles)
-Please! Not my ears!

390
00:16:25,611 --> 00:16:27,989
-(squeaking)
-(laughing)

391
00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:29,991
So, why won't you train her?

392
00:16:30,116 --> 00:16:31,367
(laughing)

393
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,870
Because I don't want
to put Keiko through

394
00:16:33,995 --> 00:16:36,581
what I went through!
Especially the whole...

395
00:16:36,706 --> 00:16:37,749
(laughing)

396
00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:41,586
defeat-me-to-prove-
her-mastery thing!

397
00:16:41,711 --> 00:16:43,546
Oh!
Oh, thank goodness.

398
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,798
Just because that's the way
you were taught

399
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:47,884
doesn't mean
you'll do the same to Keiko.

400
00:16:48,009 --> 00:16:50,553
Look, if I teach you
to make a cake,

401
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:53,639
I promise you won't
have to defeat me.

402
00:16:54,057 --> 00:16:56,601
Okay, okay.
You have a deal.

403
00:16:56,726 --> 00:17:00,396
Great. I'll gather ingredients.
Uh, you regain mobility.

404
00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,357
Wait. How did it wear off
on you so quickly?

405
00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,526
I was faking.
You really think

406
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,612
I'd swallow something
you cooked?

407
00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:08,738
Come on...

408
00:17:08,863 --> 00:17:10,615
**

409
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,408
(quietly)
Fake's in your hand.

410
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,077
I've marked it with
a little lightning bolt.

411
00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:15,912
-See?
-Keiko: Cool.

412
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:18,498
The original is in
your backpack. Good luck.

413
00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:21,250
-(whirring)
-Mm, yes.

414
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:23,378
I can sense the power.

415
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:25,588
The binky has entered the room.

416
00:17:25,713 --> 00:17:27,757
-Mission accomplished.
-(zap)

417
00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:29,717
Huh?

418
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,720
(Lady Doppler and Pierre gasp)

419
00:17:32,845 --> 00:17:35,348
Well, you've done well, Keiko.

420
00:17:35,473 --> 00:17:39,268
Come. You've earned the coveted
Seat of Dishonor at our table.

421
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:41,145
**

422
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,106
-Nighty-Knight: Aw...
-(grunts)

423
00:17:43,231 --> 00:17:44,816
Aw, yeah.

424
00:17:44,941 --> 00:17:48,653
Now you're ready to hear
the details of my genius plan.

425
00:17:49,404 --> 00:17:52,323
In fact, you're
an integral part of it.

426
00:17:52,448 --> 00:17:55,159
(soft laughter)

427
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:56,953
Keiko Morita,

428
00:17:57,078 --> 00:18:00,706
the "expert in
all things Megamind,"

429
00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:03,209
didn't know that this binky

430
00:18:03,334 --> 00:18:07,463
is one of the most powerful
energy sources in the universe!

431
00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,675
-Huh?
-And it is the final
component needed

432
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:15,596
to restore my body to its
stunning and glamorous glory.

433
00:18:15,722 --> 00:18:18,057
Power up
the regeneration machine!

434
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,976
(dramatic music playing)

435
00:18:20,101 --> 00:18:21,561
Lady Doppler:
Thanks to Megamind's
nincompoopery

436
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,146
when he was playing mayor,

437
00:18:23,271 --> 00:18:25,773
we acquired the perfect vessel
for the machine.

438
00:18:26,774 --> 00:18:27,734
Ta-da!

439
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:31,821
Nighty-Knight:
While Megamind was obsessing
over his social media,

440
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:34,365
I managed to steal this
genetically modified starfish

441
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:38,119
with enhanced regeneration
powers from the aquarium.

442
00:18:38,244 --> 00:18:39,996
Pierre:
Merci to Megamind,

443
00:18:40,121 --> 00:18:41,789
we not only managed
to get ze isotopes

444
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:43,875
we needed to fuel ze machine...

445
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,961
Behemoth:
Evil friend steal brush
with hair sample.

446
00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:51,716
We use DNA from hair sample
to rebuild big boss' body.

447
00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:54,302
And now, we have the power
of the binky

448
00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:56,387
to bring my plan to fruition.

449
00:18:56,512 --> 00:18:58,973
(clapping)

450
00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:02,393
Hate to interrupt your
long cliché villain explanation,

451
00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:04,687
but I just gave you
a fake binky, dude.

452
00:19:04,812 --> 00:19:07,815
And I got the real one
right here. See ya!

453
00:19:07,940 --> 00:19:09,776
-Get her!
-(dramatic music playing)

454
00:19:12,612 --> 00:19:14,447
She's around here somewhere!

455
00:19:15,364 --> 00:19:16,699
(growling)

456
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:19,577
(roaring)

457
00:19:19,702 --> 00:19:22,371
Keiko:
Megamind! It's Keiko! Bad news.

458
00:19:23,164 --> 00:19:25,500
-I'm in a jam
and need your help.
-(Lady Doppler shushing)

459
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:28,336
I'm behind a fire truck
parked on the corner of--

460
00:19:28,461 --> 00:19:30,546
-Seize her! Huh?
-(whirring)

461
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:32,882
Keiko (on drone):
Maybe you guys should be
called the Dumb Syndicate!

462
00:19:33,007 --> 00:19:35,176
Ha, ha!
Smile for the blooper reel!

463
00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,762
Lady Doppler:
How did she get so slippery?!

464
00:19:37,887 --> 00:19:40,598
Tricky girl turned
into flying machine!

465
00:19:41,516 --> 00:19:43,309
-(boom)
-(whooshing)

466
00:19:43,434 --> 00:19:44,894
-(crash)
-(Keiko groans)

467
00:19:45,019 --> 00:19:47,063
**

468
00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:49,273
Ah! (panting) Oh no!

469
00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:50,650
(grunting)

470
00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,402
-(zap)
-(panting)

471
00:19:52,527 --> 00:19:54,070
-Whoa!
-(roaring)

472
00:19:54,195 --> 00:19:55,154
Ah!

473
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:58,658
-(roaring)
-(screaming)

474
00:19:58,783 --> 00:20:00,701
-(crashing)
-Whoa!

475
00:20:01,786 --> 00:20:03,454
-Ah, ha!
-(whirring)

476
00:20:03,579 --> 00:20:04,997
-Ah!
-Ho, ho!

477
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:08,251
-(beep)
-You will double-cross
your friends.

478
00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:09,377
(beep)

479
00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:12,839
You will double-cross
your friends.

480
00:20:13,923 --> 00:20:15,633
Uh, if I insist.

481
00:20:15,758 --> 00:20:17,510
-Have at you! (yelling)
-Nighty-Knight: Ah!

482
00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:20,930
Not cool, bro! Ow!
Personal space, man!

483
00:20:21,055 --> 00:20:22,765
**

484
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:26,602
(sighs) Keiko, you're just
too smart for 'em.

485
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:29,981
Nighty-Knight:
We failed you most darkly.

486
00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:31,649
The child escaped.

487
00:20:31,774 --> 00:20:33,693
And why would that matter?

488
00:20:33,818 --> 00:20:36,362
(dark music playing)

489
00:20:36,487 --> 00:20:38,948
(gasps) It's the fake!

490
00:20:39,073 --> 00:20:42,326
You see, a long cliché
villain explanation

491
00:20:42,452 --> 00:20:44,287
is always a good distraction

492
00:20:44,412 --> 00:20:48,166
when swapping out
fake binkies for real ones.

493
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,460
(laughing)

494
00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:51,919
(Syndicate laughs)

495
00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:55,506
When Megamind finds out
what his little pupil did,

496
00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:58,593
-it'll rip their team to
shreds! -(dramatic crescendo)

497
00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,889
(sad music playing)

498
00:21:03,014 --> 00:21:05,933
Megamind,
I-I have to tell you something.

499
00:21:06,059 --> 00:21:07,852
Megamind:
No, no, no! Not a word,

500
00:21:07,977 --> 00:21:11,606
as I am about to present
your birthday surprise.

501
00:21:11,731 --> 00:21:14,650
-But this is really--
-Shushie shush shushles.

502
00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:17,070
I present to you...

503
00:21:17,195 --> 00:21:19,030
your very own cake!

504
00:21:19,155 --> 00:21:22,283
You really shouldn't have.
Believe me.

505
00:21:22,408 --> 00:21:24,410
But, I made it myself!

506
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:26,871
You deserve every crumb.

507
00:21:26,996 --> 00:21:30,124
-Will you do us the honors?
-I-I really shouldn't.

508
00:21:30,249 --> 00:21:33,252
-Ugh, just cut the cake.
-Oh, come on, Keiko!
It's your birthday!

509
00:21:33,378 --> 00:21:36,047
(sighs) If you insist.

510
00:21:37,382 --> 00:21:39,675
-(grunts) Um...
-(clang)

511
00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:41,302
Something's in there.

512
00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:45,056
Well, reach in
and find out what! (giggles)

513
00:21:46,682 --> 00:21:49,560
-(dramatic crescendo)
-(squishing, grunts)

514
00:21:51,104 --> 00:21:52,063
**

515
00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:54,190
A hero costume?

516
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,527
I apologize for earlier.

517
00:21:57,652 --> 00:22:00,822
You're ready to begin
your training.

518
00:22:00,947 --> 00:22:03,616
No. I'm not ready
for this at all.

519
00:22:03,741 --> 00:22:05,576
Keiko, are you alright?

520
00:22:06,577 --> 00:22:08,287
Uh, totally. I...

521
00:22:08,413 --> 00:22:10,081
(sad music playing)

522
00:22:10,206 --> 00:22:13,501
My mom has a thing
for me at home, so I gotta go.

523
00:22:13,626 --> 00:22:16,713
Just gonna leave
this here for now.

524
00:22:16,838 --> 00:22:20,758
Thanks, but... I don't
deserve you guys.

525
00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:27,098
-(menacing music playing)
-(muffled machine whirring)

526
00:22:27,223 --> 00:22:29,100
(crackling)

527
00:22:29,225 --> 00:22:31,352
(whirring)

528
00:22:31,477 --> 00:22:33,604
(zapping)

529
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:35,481
(whirring down)

530
00:22:35,606 --> 00:22:39,277
(glam rock music playing)

531
00:22:39,402 --> 00:22:42,071
Machiavillain:
Now we can really get
to work.

532
00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:47,618
(elevator music playing)