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(neon buzzing)

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-(line straining)
-(grunting)

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-Huh?
-Hello.

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(screams)

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(theme song playing)

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* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *

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* Incredibly handsome genius,
criminal mastermind *

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* But now he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *

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* A superhero that
you stream online *

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* It's Megamind *

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* Oh, it feels good
to be good this time *

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* It's Megamind *

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* Oh, it's Megamind *

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* Rules! *

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-(dramatic music playing)
-(hissing)

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Machiavillain:
I am born anew!

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You've served me well,

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my sad, pathetic little puppies.

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And now,
as we're about to deliver

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our devilish main course,

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it's time for the flourish!

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As I once told
my little blue pupil,

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the key to supervillainy is...

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presentation!

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-(Syndicate applauds, cheers)
-Thank you.

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Thank you.
N-No, you're too kind.

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Ooh! I almost forgot

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how beautiful I am.

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You look great.

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I said I almost forgot,

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but your sniveling
platitude is noted.

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When you're reborn, it's like
you're seeing and smelling

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and hearing everything
for the first time.

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(gasps)
Music! I need music!

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(clicking, beep)

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(electro-pop music playing)

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I said music.

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Something with style,
not ear torture.

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-(beep)
-(glam rock music playing)

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Oh... Mm...

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Pardon, but was zere a point
to all of zis?

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Yeah. When do we get to the part
where we destroy Megamind?

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Trying to simply
destroy Megamind

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is where you've all failed.

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We need to do more than that.

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We have to destroy
who he thinks he's become.

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-(typing)
-It's time to put
Metro City's hero

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to the test!

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-(marching band playing)
-We're here at
City Hall Plaza,

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where citizens are gathered
to celebrate Comet Day.

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Can you believe it?
The Metro City Comet.

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This only happens
once every hundred years!

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Yeah, that's... something.

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A whole day of festivities
are planned

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with Mayor Roxanne Ritchi
presiding.

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Hooray for the mayor!

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I know her!

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-We all know her, Chum.
-Excuse me,

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but somebody doesn't seem to be
in the proper spirit

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to watch a 10-mile-wide
chunk of ice, dust,

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and small rocky particles
pass by the Earth.

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Sorry, I-I just got a lot
on my mind today.

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Well, Dr. Chum's advice clinic
just happens to be open!

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-Come on, let's rap.
-Uh, okay.

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It'd be easier
if I just come out and say it,

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so hold any comments
and questions

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for after I'm done
getting it all out.

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You got it.

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I kind of gave
Megamind's binky away.

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You gave Megamind's binky away?!

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A-Ahem. Sorry.
That was a comment,

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and I apologize.
Please, go on.

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-(sad music playing)
-To Machiavillain.

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Machiavillain's back?!

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Oops. That was a question.
I'm really bad at this.

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But we need to tell Sir
as soon as possible!

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It was my mistake.

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I need to be the one
to tell him. Promise me, Chum.

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-Oh boy.
-(dramatic crescendo)

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(annoyed crowd chatter)

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Not too late
to get someone

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a little more surprising
as our surprise guest.

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Even you have to admit,
people love Megamind.

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People also love
playing with baboons.

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That is, until nature
takes its course.

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Well, my blue guy
hasn't let us down yet.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my proud duty

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to introduce today's guest
and my good friend,

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-Megamind.
-(applause, crowd cheering)

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-(triumphant music)
-Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!

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-Megamind! Megamind...
-(sighs)

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Where is he?

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(crowd chanting on TV)

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(yawns) I slept like
a handsome log last night.

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Oh, Sir, you're just in time
to see your entrance.

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Wait a second. You're supposed
to be at the comet ceremony!

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(spits) That was today?!

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I have to get down there!

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Chum, where's my good cape?
The black one!

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-It's with all
the other black ones.
-Megamind: Got it!

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(panting)

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(yelps, grunts)

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Ahem.

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I know you're in a hurry,

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but I need
to tell you something.

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Keiko,
I'm already late for an event

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and what's sure to be
an epic Roxanne brow-beating.

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It really can't wait!

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-Keiko, I really
don't have time for--
-(beeping)

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-(gasps)
-Well, well, well, if it isn't
my formerly prized pupil.

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-Machiavillain!
-(dramatic music playing)

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It can't be.
I thought you were--

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Machiavillain (on TV):
Defeated?

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Destroyed?
Didn't I teach you

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that it's impossible to keep
a truly bad villain down?

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I'm here to find inspiration
for my next evil project.

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And here you are,
my megamuse.

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Well, maybe you haven't heard,
but I'm not a villain anymore.

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Yes. I can't tell you
how disappointed I was to hear

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that you're now batting
for the losing team.

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Justice might lose a game
here and there,

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but we make up for it
in the off-season.

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The off-season is
for exhibition games,

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but this is the finals,

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and I'm heavily favored to win.

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It doesn't matter
if you win or lose!

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It's how well you play the game!

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Then, why even bother
keeping score?

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Because! Uh...

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-Ha-ha! Gotcha!
-Goh!

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Chum, what's happening?

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It's almost as if Sir
is at a loss for words.

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Blast him!

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He knows sports metaphors
have never been my strong suit.

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Machiavillain:
I came here to help you,
Megamind.

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You're caught in an upward
spiral of goodness,

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and I came to drag you back down
to where you belong.

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Where life is simpler,

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and you don't have to think
about things like rules

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-or setting a good example
for the kiddies.
-Huh?

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(snickering)

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Get to the point, Machiavillain.

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Machiavillain:
I came to offer you a choice.

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Return to villainy and be
welcomed back with open arms,

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or continue
this heroic silliness

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and face the ultimate challenge.

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I choose heroic silliness!

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Then know this.

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What happens next is on you.

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-(lights click)
-(dramatic music playing)

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And now, it's time

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for evil's favorite game show...

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Audience (on TV):
"Who Wants To Save A City?"

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(audience cheering)

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The rules are simple.
Megamind,

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you have one hour to pass
three heroic trials

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hidden throughout the city.

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For each, you'll be given
only one clue to its location.

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If you stop all three,

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I will leave in peace!

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If you lose, it will mean

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utter destruction
of Metro City.

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(audience, Megamind gasp)

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Are you ready to see
how good of a hero

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-you really are?
-(applause)

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-Ready, set, go!
-(timer beeping)

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Time's wasting, Sir!

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**

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Keiko, stay here.
Machiavillain is

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00:07:06,219 --> 00:07:08,638
the most dangerous individual
I've ever known.

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Oh, yeah? Well, I owe
that guy some payback.

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-Payback?
-I mean...

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I just don't like bullies.

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Sir, I think we need
to tell Keiko

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the truth about Machiavillain.

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(sighs) You're right, Chum,

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but I need to be
the one to tell her.

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-Promise me.
-(sad music playing)

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Why does everyone trust me
with their secrets

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when I hate keeping them?

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Roxanne (on phone): You better
have an amazing
non-sleep-related excuse

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-for not being here.
-Roxanne,

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I don't have time to apologize.

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We're in the midst of
a deadly game of cat and mouse!

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-(sighs)
-Ready for the first clue?

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-(all scream)
-(tires screech)

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How on Earth did you
hack my watch?!

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Clue number one.

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The world is your oyster,

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but when is it in
your living room?

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Hm. Clock's ticking!

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-Ciao!
-(beep)

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Ugh, first sports,
now shellfish trivia?

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He's hitting all my weak areas.

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Keiko:
The world is your oyster...

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00:08:04,694 --> 00:08:06,946
(gasps) The Oyster Nebula!

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00:08:07,071 --> 00:08:09,282
It's a space cloud,
but also part of

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the Metro Comet's route.

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We learned about this in school.

200
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Okay, but then where
do living rooms come in?

201
00:08:14,829 --> 00:08:16,956
Must be something
everybody has in theirs.

202
00:08:17,081 --> 00:08:20,710
Not alligator pits,
not particle accelerators...

203
00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,128
Wait! Televisions!

204
00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:25,798
And the comet is being broadcast
live from the observatory!

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-Step on it, Chum!
-You got it, Sir!

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(car engine roaring)

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**

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-Hm. Nothing looks
to be amiss, Sir.
-(birds chirping)

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Megamind:
That's what worries me.

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Keiko, you're with me.

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(soft music playing)

212
00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:45,610
So, this Machiavillain guy.

213
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Uh, yes. He taught me everything
I know about being evil.

214
00:08:49,781 --> 00:08:52,116
But, I wanted to tell you...

215
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Yeah, you told me already.
But, I wanted to tell you--

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But, did I tell you
I had to defeat him

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to become a supervillain?

218
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Yes! You kicked his butt once,
so you can do it again.

219
00:09:02,251 --> 00:09:04,629
-But, I really--
-Actually, the truth is--

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00:09:04,754 --> 00:09:06,089
(whirring)

221
00:09:06,214 --> 00:09:08,091
Does that guy seem
a little off to you?

222
00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:09,634
-(dramatic crescendo)
-Almost as if he's...

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00:09:09,759 --> 00:09:11,094
Hypnotized!

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00:09:11,219 --> 00:09:13,137
-(Pierre laughing)
-(dramatic music playing)

225
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,681
Bonjour, Monsieur Megamind!

226
00:09:15,807 --> 00:09:17,517
Pierre Pressure!

227
00:09:17,642 --> 00:09:19,727
I thought I smelled snails.

228
00:09:19,852 --> 00:09:21,312
It's escargot.

229
00:09:21,437 --> 00:09:24,482
I had them for lunch,
and they were magnifique.

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00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:25,942
(kiss, laughter)

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He must be planning to use
the newsfeed.

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With everyone at the plaza
watching the ceremony,

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he could hypnotize
all of Metro City at once!

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00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:35,451
Ze poisson-companion
is correct!

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00:09:36,244 --> 00:09:38,287
-(whirring)
-Your show's about
to be canceled.

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00:09:38,413 --> 00:09:41,707
Zat pea-shooter
might work on one Pierre,

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00:09:41,833 --> 00:09:43,376
but what about...

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Pierres:
Multiple Pierres?

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00:09:45,878 --> 00:09:48,297
-(zapping)
-(Pierres laughing)

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Oldest villain trick
in the book.

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You zap the one in the middle!

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-Piece of cake.
-(laughing)

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-(zapping)
-Keiko: More like 100 cakes!

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I can't find the middle
if they don't stay still!

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00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,644
Sir, may I recommend

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00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,146
the De-Gun's new
rapid-fire setting?

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00:10:03,271 --> 00:10:04,313
Right!

248
00:10:04,439 --> 00:10:05,440
Ha, ha!

249
00:10:05,565 --> 00:10:06,941
Take that! Whoa!

250
00:10:07,066 --> 00:10:09,360
-(rapid gunfire)
-(Pierres yelp)

251
00:10:09,485 --> 00:10:10,778
(Megamind yelling)

252
00:10:10,903 --> 00:10:12,280
-Look out!
-Take cover!

253
00:10:12,405 --> 00:10:14,115
-(both grunt)
-(yelling continues)

254
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,616
-(zapping stops)
-(Megamind sighs)

255
00:10:15,742 --> 00:10:17,952
(groans)

256
00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:20,830
What happened?
Was I victorious?

257
00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,291
Looks like you
debilitated him, Sir!

258
00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,752
Vive la France. (groans)

259
00:10:25,877 --> 00:10:28,963
Keiko:
Also looks like you
debilitated the telescope.

260
00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:31,382
-(rock music ringtone)
-Ollo?

261
00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:32,842
Don't "ollo" me.

262
00:10:32,967 --> 00:10:34,635
First, you don't show up
to the event,

263
00:10:34,761 --> 00:10:36,095
and now, the comet feed is down,

264
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,847
which I'm assuming
has something to do with you!

265
00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:40,016
-(zap)
-Oh, bravo!

266
00:10:40,141 --> 00:10:41,809
Sorry, Roxie.
Gotta take this.

267
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,853
Time for clue number two.

268
00:10:43,978 --> 00:10:46,439
What a villain seeks
to rule over all,

269
00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:50,026
when it is lost,
darkness will fall.

270
00:10:50,151 --> 00:10:52,570
-Much success to you.
-(beep)

271
00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:55,990
He says that,
but I'm not so sure he means it.

272
00:10:56,115 --> 00:10:57,366
The first part
of the clue is easy.

273
00:10:57,492 --> 00:10:59,952
Villains always seek
the same thing.

274
00:11:00,078 --> 00:11:01,496
-Power.
-A spa day!

275
00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:04,290
I mean, power!
You're probably right, Sir.

276
00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,876
But, what kind of power
could make darkness fall?

277
00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:09,128
-Roxanne (on phone):
It's the power station!
-(all yell)

278
00:11:09,253 --> 00:11:11,297
-You're still here?
-Roxanne: Still here!

279
00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:13,299
And who was that
you were talking to?

280
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,426
Thanks for the help, Roxie.
We'll explain later.

281
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:16,552
**

282
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,513
-Floor it, Chum!
-(tires squeal)

283
00:11:18,638 --> 00:11:20,264
(car engine roaring)

284
00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:22,392
(tires squeal)

285
00:11:23,059 --> 00:11:26,187
-Huh.
Everything looks quiet here.
-(wind blowing)

286
00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:27,438
(thunder cracks)

287
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:29,857
Lady Doppler:
Beware of a flash flood...

288
00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,651
of lightning!

289
00:11:31,776 --> 00:11:34,237
(zapping, whirring)

290
00:11:34,362 --> 00:11:35,613
(yells)

291
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,949
(all yelp)

292
00:11:38,074 --> 00:11:40,159
You're just in time to see me

293
00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:43,496
destroy Metro City
with its own power!

294
00:11:43,621 --> 00:11:47,250
Keiko, you distract Doppler
with some trash talking.

295
00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,711
-I've got an idea.
-(dramatic crescendo)

296
00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:52,255
Hey, Doppler!
You know there's no such thing

297
00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,881
as a flash flood
of lightning, right?

298
00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:57,427
Well, if it isn't
Megamind's kid sidekick.

299
00:11:57,552 --> 00:11:59,679
Why don't you go back
to the clubhouse?

300
00:11:59,804 --> 00:12:01,013
Adults are talking.

301
00:12:01,139 --> 00:12:04,058
Yet, I'm the only one
not in a funny costume.

302
00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:07,145
You're making me rethink
my no-zapping-kids policy.

303
00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:10,314
I've seen your aim.
(laughs) I ain't sweatin'.

304
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,526
-Oh, you little...
-(Chum grunting, struggling)

305
00:12:13,651 --> 00:12:16,487
-Time for a fish-monkey fry.
-(whirring, zapping)

306
00:12:17,155 --> 00:12:18,823
-Thirsty?
-(blast)

307
00:12:18,948 --> 00:12:20,158
(grunts)

308
00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:23,035
Water and electricity don't mix,
do they?

309
00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:24,787
-(whirring)
-(groans)

310
00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,331
-(yelling)
-(zapping)

311
00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:29,751
**

312
00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:31,294
-Time to bolt!
-Ah!

313
00:12:31,419 --> 00:12:32,712
-(all panting)
-(whirring)

314
00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:34,047
(all scream)

315
00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:39,343
I just wanna thank our sponsor
for today's festivities.

316
00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,888
-(glitching)
-Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles.

317
00:12:42,013 --> 00:12:44,223
-(whirring down)
-(crowd gasps, murmurs)

318
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:45,975
Power's out across the city.

319
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:49,604
It's gonna be one of those
crazy Metro City days, isn't it?

320
00:12:49,729 --> 00:12:52,273
-(groaning)
-(fizzling)

321
00:12:52,398 --> 00:12:54,776
How's that for a flash flood?

322
00:12:54,901 --> 00:12:56,778
Nice callback, Keiko.

323
00:12:56,903 --> 00:12:58,738
(clanking)

324
00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:01,365
Unfortunately, it looks like
the city's entire power grid

325
00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:02,408
is fried, Sir.

326
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:05,203
The good news is
we're two for three.

327
00:13:05,328 --> 00:13:08,331
Yes, it's been a lot easier
than expected.

328
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:10,792
Which is not like
Machiavillain at all.

329
00:13:10,917 --> 00:13:11,959
(beeping)

330
00:13:12,085 --> 00:13:15,088
Oh, what
an inspirational testament

331
00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:16,881
to the power of teamwork.

332
00:13:17,006 --> 00:13:20,676
It's now time to play
for the fate of the city!

333
00:13:20,802 --> 00:13:24,389
Clue number three.
You've done well
and played like a whiz.

334
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:28,518
As for the last location,
it's where your heart is.

335
00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:31,145
I believe the old saying goes,

336
00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:33,272
"Home is where the heart is."

337
00:13:33,398 --> 00:13:35,233
He's going after the lair.

338
00:13:35,358 --> 00:13:38,194
With the grid shut down,
so is our security system!

339
00:13:38,736 --> 00:13:40,238
(Behemoth growls, grunts)

340
00:13:40,822 --> 00:13:41,948
Ugh!

341
00:13:42,073 --> 00:13:44,951
The smell of goodness in here
has to go.

342
00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:48,329
Nighty-Knight:
Ahem! Megamind's computer
isn't going to work

343
00:13:48,454 --> 00:13:49,997
with the city's power out.

344
00:13:50,123 --> 00:13:52,792
The lair's emergency backup
generators should be kicking in

345
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,628
in three, two, one.

346
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:57,255
(beep, whir)

347
00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,757
Brainbot:
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

348
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,008
Intruder alert...

349
00:14:01,134 --> 00:14:03,594
Nighty-Knight:
Uh, sir?

350
00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:07,515
Now, all that was once
Megamind's belongs to me.

351
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:08,474
(laughing)

352
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:09,726
Brainbot:
Intrud--

353
00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,686
(Machiavillain laughs)

354
00:14:11,811 --> 00:14:14,188
A much better color on you.

355
00:14:14,313 --> 00:14:16,691
-(brainbots whir)
-Fly, my pretties!

356
00:14:16,816 --> 00:14:19,068
Go make some mischief.

357
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,279
-(maniacal laugh)
-(dramatic crescendo)

358
00:14:21,404 --> 00:14:24,824
-(people screaming)
-(brainbots whir)

359
00:14:24,949 --> 00:14:28,077
(siren blaring)

360
00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:29,245
Chum:
What's going on?

361
00:14:29,746 --> 00:14:32,248
Machiavillain must now
have access to the lair!

362
00:14:32,373 --> 00:14:34,041
He's turned the brainbots
against us!

363
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:37,587
Keiko:
Not just us! They're committing
crimes all over the city!

364
00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,881
-(people screaming)
-We've got to
shut them down fast!

365
00:14:40,006 --> 00:14:41,424
Sir, the brainbots
are controlled

366
00:14:41,549 --> 00:14:43,384
by the lair's
transmitter antenna.

367
00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:45,470
If we can knock it out...

368
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:48,014
It'll turn off all
the brainbots at once!

369
00:14:48,139 --> 00:14:51,392
-(rustling)
-(sighs) Why are there so many
menus in here? Ah!

370
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:53,686
-Found it!
-The remote to
the laser satellite!

371
00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:54,979
Brilliant, Sir!

372
00:14:55,104 --> 00:14:57,607
The satellite fires
with pinpoint accuracy.

373
00:14:57,732 --> 00:14:59,525
I should be able
to take out the antenna

374
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:01,652
-while leaving the rest
of the lair intact.
-(beep)

375
00:15:01,778 --> 00:15:03,905
-Machiavillain: Well, Megamind.
-(all scream)

376
00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,448
Thank you for playing,

377
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,701
but I'm afraid
you've lost the game.

378
00:15:08,826 --> 00:15:10,953
Au contraire, mon frere.

379
00:15:11,079 --> 00:15:14,248
You see, I've learned a few new
things since Villainy Shool.

380
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:17,418
-The bad guys always lose.
-(beep)

381
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:20,546
-(dramatic music playing)
-(satellite clicking)

382
00:15:20,671 --> 00:15:22,090
(laser whirring)

383
00:15:23,758 --> 00:15:24,967
(blast)

384
00:15:25,093 --> 00:15:27,929
-We did it!
-(Keiko and Chum cheer)

385
00:15:28,054 --> 00:15:30,223
(Machiavillain laughs)

386
00:15:30,348 --> 00:15:31,933
Oh, Megamind.

387
00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:34,143
While you were distracted
with the brainbots,

388
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:36,813
I reprogrammed
your targeting system!

389
00:15:36,938 --> 00:15:39,190
-(whirring, zap)
-Instead of destroying
the transmitter,

390
00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:42,276
your laser knocked
the comet off course,

391
00:15:42,402 --> 00:15:44,404
causing it to head
straight towards

392
00:15:44,529 --> 00:15:46,781
-Metro City!
-(dramatic crescendo)

393
00:15:52,078 --> 00:15:54,288
Everyone, remain calm!

394
00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:56,207
Megamind will know what to do!

395
00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:59,210
I have no idea what to do!

396
00:15:59,335 --> 00:16:01,671
I'm sure all hope
isn't lost, Sir.

397
00:16:01,796 --> 00:16:03,381
Oh, really?
Did you not notice

398
00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:06,092
the giant comet
about to obliterate the city?

399
00:16:06,217 --> 00:16:08,886
It just seemed like something
I should say right now.

400
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,138
I mean, look at that thing.

401
00:16:10,263 --> 00:16:11,264
-(rumbling)
-It's huge.

402
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:14,392
It's a hero problem
way above my power grade.

403
00:16:14,517 --> 00:16:18,062
Oh, Machiavillain played me
like a blue fiddle.

404
00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:20,565
No! He can't win!

405
00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,859
Can't you just beat him
like you did last time?

406
00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:23,985
**

407
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:27,488
Time to tell her
the whole story, Sir.

408
00:16:28,156 --> 00:16:29,449
I...

409
00:16:29,574 --> 00:16:32,952
I never intentionally
defeated Machiavillain.

410
00:16:34,495 --> 00:16:37,540
-What do you mean?
-When I was a student,

411
00:16:37,665 --> 00:16:39,959
I accidentally
left the gamma chamber on

412
00:16:40,084 --> 00:16:41,461
while heating a burrito.

413
00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,004
I came back from an errand

414
00:16:43,129 --> 00:16:46,299
to find Machiavillain's
entire fortress burned to ashes.

415
00:16:46,424 --> 00:16:47,800
I'm not proud of it,

416
00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:51,054
but I took credit
for destroying my master.

417
00:16:51,179 --> 00:16:54,766
And on that lie, I went from
being an ordinary villain

418
00:16:54,891 --> 00:16:56,893
to a super one.

419
00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:59,062
There's gotta be something
you haven't thought of yet.

420
00:16:59,187 --> 00:17:00,772
Can't we just use the satellite

421
00:17:00,897 --> 00:17:03,399
to re-divert the comet
away from the city?

422
00:17:03,524 --> 00:17:06,277
It takes too long
to warm up between shots.

423
00:17:07,528 --> 00:17:08,571
What about the De-Gun?

424
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,241
It's not powerful enough.
I'd have to, I don't know,

425
00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:13,743
run it through
the cold fusion generator

426
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:15,244
of the Invisible Car
or something,

427
00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:17,371
but that's still a long shot.

428
00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:19,540
A long shot is still a chance!

429
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,334
**

430
00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:23,419
(crowd murmuring)

431
00:17:23,544 --> 00:17:25,088
-(car honking)
-(crowd cheering)

432
00:17:25,213 --> 00:17:28,674
-(tires squeal)
-Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!

433
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,301
We're here to save the day,

434
00:17:30,426 --> 00:17:32,303
but we're going to need
everyone's help.

435
00:17:32,428 --> 00:17:34,514
Let's move like
we have a porpoise, people.

436
00:17:34,639 --> 00:17:37,767
(rock music playing)

437
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,852
(click, whirring)

438
00:17:41,020 --> 00:17:42,313
(click, whir)

439
00:17:45,108 --> 00:17:46,401
(click, whir)

440
00:17:46,526 --> 00:17:48,444
Crowd:
Megamind! Megamind!

441
00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,071
-He's gonna do it!
-You can do it!

442
00:17:50,196 --> 00:17:51,989
Kick that flying rock's butt!

443
00:17:52,115 --> 00:17:53,491
Hey, comet!

444
00:17:53,616 --> 00:17:55,993
-(whirring up)
-This one's for the dinosaurs.

445
00:17:56,119 --> 00:17:56,953
Ah!

446
00:17:57,078 --> 00:17:57,995
(grunts)

447
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,958
(zooming)

448
00:18:02,083 --> 00:18:04,085
(blast)

449
00:18:04,377 --> 00:18:08,005
(hopeful crescendo)

450
00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:11,008
-(crowd gasps, murmurs)
-(dramatic music playing)

451
00:18:13,177 --> 00:18:15,555
You have a plan B, right?

452
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,057
That was B through Z.

453
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:21,060
-(sad music playing)
-I'm sorry. I failed, Roxanne.

454
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:24,897
(fiery rumbling)

455
00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:27,608
(confused murmuring)

456
00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:30,695
Since this is the end,

457
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:34,198
there's something I regret
never telling you.

458
00:18:34,323 --> 00:18:35,867
What is it?

459
00:18:36,993 --> 00:18:38,453
You are...

460
00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:41,164
Machiavillain:
Fear not, citizens!

461
00:18:41,289 --> 00:18:43,916
-(confused gasps)
-Machiavillain is here!

462
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:46,461
(dramatic music playing)

463
00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:50,048
(beep, whirring)

464
00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:52,925
My binky?

465
00:18:53,051 --> 00:18:57,055
One moment while I take care of
this small problem of yours.

466
00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:58,890
(blast)

467
00:19:01,392 --> 00:19:03,352
-(whirring)
-Ah-ha!

468
00:19:03,478 --> 00:19:05,897
(zapping)

469
00:19:06,022 --> 00:19:07,315
(rumbling)

470
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,441
(cracking)

471
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:15,031
(whirring)

472
00:19:15,156 --> 00:19:17,033
-(both gasp)
-(zap)

473
00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:21,913
(explosion)

474
00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:24,582
(stones clatter)

475
00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:29,504
Citizens!
From this day forward,

476
00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:32,465
you will fear no more!

477
00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:36,761
-(excited chatter)
-Metro City's true hero
has arrived.

478
00:19:36,886 --> 00:19:40,181
-(crowd cheering)
-Finally, a real hero
to save us!

479
00:19:41,432 --> 00:19:44,519
(sad music playing)

480
00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:50,066
(panting) Oh, Sir.

481
00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:52,151
We've been looking all over
the city for you!

482
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,613
(sighs) I'm just admiring
the symbolism.

483
00:19:55,738 --> 00:19:57,281
It's my own fault,

484
00:19:57,407 --> 00:20:00,451
thinking for a moment
I was smart enough to beat him.

485
00:20:01,119 --> 00:20:04,080
Actually, it's my fault.

486
00:20:04,205 --> 00:20:07,458
Oh, that's nice of you
to say, but--

487
00:20:07,583 --> 00:20:09,752
No, it's literally my fault!

488
00:20:09,877 --> 00:20:11,879
That's what I've been
trying to tell you!

489
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:14,257
I gave Machiavillain your binky.

490
00:20:14,382 --> 00:20:15,717
**

491
00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:17,468
Why would you do that, Keiko?

492
00:20:18,428 --> 00:20:21,764
When you wouldn't train me,
I wanted to prove myself.

493
00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:23,391
I pretended to join
the Doom Syndicate

494
00:20:23,516 --> 00:20:25,601
to find out
what they were planning.

495
00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,812
Machiavillain tricked me
into stealing it.

496
00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:31,482
The binky is the last thing
I have from my home world.

497
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,443
It's a source of unlimited power

498
00:20:33,568 --> 00:20:35,987
that I don't even
totally understand.

499
00:20:36,571 --> 00:20:39,240
I wouldn't blame you if you
never wanted to see me again.

500
00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:41,534
I'm nothin' but trouble.

501
00:20:41,659 --> 00:20:44,162
-(sniffling)
-(sad music playing)

502
00:20:44,287 --> 00:20:47,457
Megamind:
That's the last thing I want.

503
00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:50,710
Machiavillain tricked us both.

504
00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:54,130
Besides, I've always had
a soft spot for trouble.

505
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:57,383
(sentimental music playing)

506
00:20:57,508 --> 00:20:58,968
(bike horn ringtone)

507
00:20:59,093 --> 00:21:01,262
Oh. A press conference
just started.

508
00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:04,474
Machiavillain (on video):
I regret to inform everyone

509
00:21:04,599 --> 00:21:07,393
that it was Megamind
who is responsible

510
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,020
for this near catastrophe.

511
00:21:09,145 --> 00:21:10,605
(crowd gasps)

512
00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:15,193
Yes, it appears that he's
returned to his old evil ways.

513
00:21:15,318 --> 00:21:17,195
-(beep)
-Behold!

514
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,697
-(zapping)
-First, he neutralized
the observatory,

515
00:21:19,822 --> 00:21:22,200
which would have acted
as an early warning system.

516
00:21:22,325 --> 00:21:24,660
-(static)
-Then, he destroyed
the power grid

517
00:21:24,786 --> 00:21:27,580
to disable
any emergency response.

518
00:21:27,705 --> 00:21:31,626
-(static)
-Next, he unleashed
his brainbots upon the city,

519
00:21:31,751 --> 00:21:34,504
giving him just the distraction
he needed to use

520
00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:37,507
his own satellite
to divert the comet

521
00:21:37,632 --> 00:21:40,551
-right toward Metro City.
-(rumbling)

522
00:21:40,676 --> 00:21:43,930
Oh, it's all lies!
All of it!

523
00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:46,474
Machiavillain's specialty.

524
00:21:46,599 --> 00:21:50,186
(scared crowd chatter)

525
00:21:50,311 --> 00:21:53,898
Now, now. I know
how shocking this must be.

526
00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:57,610
It's never easy to see someone
so noble fall from grace.

527
00:21:57,735 --> 00:22:00,196
Perhaps our courageous mayor

528
00:22:00,321 --> 00:22:02,740
will have comforting
words for us all.

529
00:22:05,201 --> 00:22:09,330
Though I question with my
whole heart these accusations,

530
00:22:09,455 --> 00:22:11,707
the evidence is overwhelming.

531
00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,794
I have no choice
but to declare Megamind

532
00:22:14,919 --> 00:22:17,338
public enemy number one.

533
00:22:17,463 --> 00:22:20,091
(crowd gasps)

534
00:22:20,216 --> 00:22:22,593
-(dramatic music playing)
-(clang)

535
00:22:22,719 --> 00:22:24,846
(whirring down)

536
00:22:26,139 --> 00:22:30,143
It's over.
Machiavillain's won.

537
00:22:30,268 --> 00:22:32,103
Not quite yet, Ol' Chum.

538
00:22:33,354 --> 00:22:34,355
(beeping)

539
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,941
We still have one card
left to play.

540
00:22:37,066 --> 00:22:38,735
**

541
00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,570
We have to find...

542
00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:42,780
-Metro Man.
-(dramatic crescendo)

543
00:22:44,532 --> 00:22:47,410
(dramatic music playing)

544
00:22:47,535 --> 00:22:49,620
**