1 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:10,969 (neon buzzing) 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:12,679 -(line straining) -(grunting) 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,347 -Huh? -Hello. 4 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,807 (screams) 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,018 (theme song playing) 6 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:21,312 * Supervillain, ahead of his time * 7 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:24,607 * Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind * 8 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:28,069 * But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime * 9 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,031 * A superhero that you stream online * 10 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:34,576 * It's Megamind * 11 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:37,871 * Oh, it feels good to be good this time * 12 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,415 * It's Megamind * 13 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:44,085 * Oh, it's Megamind * 14 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:46,421 * Rules! * 15 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:49,132 ** 16 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:52,302 -(video game sounds, music) -I'll take three glazed, four chocolate sprinkled, 17 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:55,138 -and five cabbages. -Cabbages? 18 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,557 I sell bear claws, not coleslaws! 19 00:00:57,599 --> 00:00:59,642 Oh, sorry. I'm a little distracted. 20 00:00:59,684 --> 00:01:03,396 I'm trying to get enough corn points to spin the Yeehaw Wheel. 21 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:05,357 Oh, yeah. My kids love that farm game. 22 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:06,733 It's all they think about. 23 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,069 Like their brains have been rewired or something. 24 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,404 -(chicken clucking) -They can't even finish a sentence anymore! 25 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,698 Excuse me, I am an adult. 26 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:15,575 -(beeping) -I'm not anything like your-- 27 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:17,243 -Game Character: Yeehaw! -Ooh! Corn points! 28 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,079 (rock music ringtone) 29 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,081 -Sir, incredible news! -(static) 30 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:23,166 (glitching) I know where Metro Man is. 31 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,335 Oh, we found him! Finally. 32 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,753 With Metro Man on our side, 33 00:01:26,795 --> 00:01:29,881 not only will we have the brains, a la moi, 34 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,092 we'll have the brawn, a la him! 35 00:01:32,133 --> 00:01:35,428 We can finally defeat Machiavillain! 36 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,347 Meet me in the alley behind Everything City. 37 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,641 I've formulated a plan that will allow us to-- 38 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,267 -(resumes game) -Sounds good, Chum. 39 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:43,269 -(game music playing) -Mega! What about your donuts? 40 00:01:43,311 --> 00:01:46,231 There's no time for donuts when a hero's called to action 41 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:49,275 and-- (gasps) Oh, no! Boll weevils got into my silo! 42 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:53,279 This is 10 times harder than real farming! 43 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:55,365 I gotta take my kids' phones away. 44 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:58,368 -(video game sounds continue) -(mysterious music playing) 45 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,620 Game Character: Tractor cannon upgrade! 46 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:03,707 Ah. Pickles and porcupines, I did it! 47 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,626 -(game clucking, mooing) -I'll become a farm lord in no time. 48 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:10,547 Chum? Where are you? You know I hate waiting. 49 00:02:10,588 --> 00:02:13,133 You won't be waiting any longer. 50 00:02:13,174 --> 00:02:15,301 You okay, Chum? Your voice sounds like 51 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,595 a squirrel got into a tiff with a beaver. 52 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:21,641 Well, you look like somebody put too much air in a mylar balloon! 53 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:24,394 -Huh? (yelping, groans) -(zapping) 54 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:27,397 (beeping) 55 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:29,649 (mysterious music playing) 56 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:33,570 Huh? What kind of trickery is this? 57 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:37,824 How and why am I back in my bed, in my lair? 58 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:41,745 Was Machiavillain's reign just a horrible dream? 59 00:02:41,786 --> 00:02:45,749 (gasps) That means I'm still the hero of Metrocity! 60 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:48,209 -(celebratory music playing) -Yes! (laughs) Who's back? 61 00:02:48,251 --> 00:02:50,837 I'm back! Yes! 62 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,047 What's this? 63 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,507 Did I go watch shopping in my sleep again? 64 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:57,010 This clashes terribly with my outfit! 65 00:02:57,052 --> 00:02:58,928 (straining) 66 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,388 -(clanging) -Come on! 67 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,308 -(straining) Uh-oh! -(clattering) 68 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,768 (straining) 69 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:07,145 -Ah! -(crash, slam) 70 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,356 (sighs) Where did I leave my blowtorch? 71 00:03:09,397 --> 00:03:11,358 Retrace your steps, Megamind. 72 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,360 When was the last time you blowtorched? 73 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:14,652 Or is it blewtorched? 74 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:16,488 (sighs) Either way, the answer was years ago. 75 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,698 Get enough beauty rest? 76 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,200 (dramatic crescendo) 77 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:24,579 What in Mrs. Featherbottom's fanny pack is going on here? 78 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:28,750 Begone from my lair, Doom Goons! (gasps) 79 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:32,754 -Hello, old friend. -(whirring) 80 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:37,717 -And that takes care of-- -(beeping) 81 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,260 (buzzing) 82 00:03:39,302 --> 00:03:42,013 -computer voice: Game over. -Huh? 83 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:43,598 (zap, beep) 84 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,725 -(mysterious music playing) -(confused grunting) 85 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,644 Oh, it was all a dream. 86 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:50,897 About waking up from a dream? 87 00:03:50,939 --> 00:03:52,232 Has to be a dream. 88 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:54,693 I wouldn't wear this tacky thing in real life. 89 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:58,822 -(action music playing) -(struggling) 90 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:00,240 (strains, yelps) 91 00:04:00,281 --> 00:04:02,826 -(music stops) -Gah. Nope! Oh, blowtorch. 92 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:05,245 When was the last time you blowtorched? 93 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,955 Or is it blewtorched? 94 00:04:06,996 --> 00:04:10,125 -Get enough beauty rest? -(dramatic crescendo) 95 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,420 Déjà you! As I said before, 96 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,296 but with more em-pha-sis now, 97 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:19,092 what in Mrs. Featherbottom's fanny pack is going on? 98 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:21,386 Doom Syndicate: Huh? 99 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,597 I hate to cube and run, but... 100 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:27,684 (beeping) 101 00:04:27,726 --> 00:04:30,103 -(buzzing) -computer voice: Game over. 102 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,229 What? 103 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,772 (zap, beep) 104 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:35,525 -(mysterious music playing) -Huh... 105 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,360 Is this a dream or... 106 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,446 am I in a game? 107 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:40,947 Everything restarts 108 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:44,159 whenever this gaudy wristwatch says game over. 109 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,619 What I'm doing is not working. 110 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:50,248 Maybe I need to try a different setting on the ol' De-Gun. 111 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,459 -(clicking) -De-Sintegrate! 112 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:54,836 Get enough beauty rest? 113 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,004 Aha! 114 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,759 -computer voice: Game over. -(groans) 115 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,593 (zap, beep) 116 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:03,219 Get enough beauty rest? 117 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,471 (grunts, yells) 118 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:06,639 -De-Coupage! -(sparkling) 119 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,392 -computer voice: Game over. -(action music playing) 120 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,311 Get enough beauty rest? 121 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,688 -De-Moralized! -(zap) 122 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,940 -(wailing, crying) -Nighty-Knight: Just when I thought 123 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:17,233 I couldn't be darker. 124 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:20,195 -computer voice: Game over. -Oh, come o-- 125 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,989 -(zap, beep) -No! 126 00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,159 If this is a game, I have no idea how to beat it. 127 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:30,163 I've used every De-Gun setting to attack the Doom Syndicate! 128 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:32,374 (sighs) I'm all out of options. 129 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,125 -(mysterious music playing) -Unless... 130 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,169 Get enough beauty rest? 131 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:38,004 Ollo! 132 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:39,714 Come on in, guys! 133 00:05:39,756 --> 00:05:41,299 Doom Syndicate: Megamind! 134 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,760 -(laughter) -(sleeve beeps) 135 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:46,721 -(beeping) -computer voice: Po-Po-Po- Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Points! 136 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:50,350 Oh, look at that. I got points. I love points! 137 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,686 I was gonna zap you guys, but then I thought, 138 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:55,271 why not be a good host instead? 139 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:57,774 While you're at it, I could use a snack. 140 00:05:57,816 --> 00:06:01,569 Nighty-Knight: Yeah. My stomach is as empty and dark as my soul. 141 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:02,946 What do you got to nosh? 142 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,031 -(gentle music playing) -Ah, let's see. 143 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:08,368 We got poppèd corn, icèd cream... 144 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:10,203 -(buzzing) -computer voice: Game over. 145 00:06:10,245 --> 00:06:11,287 (zap, beep) 146 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:12,872 Nighty-Knight: What do you got to nosh? 147 00:06:13,415 --> 00:06:15,542 -Uh, chips? Crackers? -(sleeve buzzing) 148 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,961 -(zap, beep) -Nighty-Knight: What do you got to nosh? 149 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:20,755 -A healthy salad, perchance? -(sleeve buzzing) 150 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,424 (zap, beep) 151 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:25,760 What in the factory settings is happening?! 152 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,555 Announcer (on TV): Who's gonna crawl to victory? 153 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,349 Who's gonna claw their way to the top? 154 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,644 -"Crab Cake Wars"! -(dramatic crescendo) 155 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:37,063 With special guest judge Greg McGrapple. 156 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,858 Wha?! Greg McGrapple is a judge this week? 157 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:42,068 Oh, he's the guy who yells at bad restaurants! 158 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:45,822 Greg McGrapple (on TV): You say guava, but all I taste is sheep pellets! 159 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:48,408 -(laughter) -Did I do something to offend your family, 160 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:52,203 -you malodorous yabo? -Classic McGrapple! 161 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,747 Where's Megamind? 162 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,749 He never misses "Crab Cake Wars." 163 00:06:55,790 --> 00:06:57,667 Totally. I'll give him a call. 164 00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,587 -(beep, buzzing) -Huh... 165 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,466 It's not going to voicemail. It's not even ringing. 166 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:06,634 -(beep) -Car tracker is off as well. 167 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,679 Sir could be lost. O-Or hurt. Or even worse, 168 00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,765 lost and hurt at a jazz festival! 169 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:14,184 Focus, Chum. What we know for sure 170 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:16,478 was that he went out to get his, "I've got better things to do 171 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,605 than deal with my feelings" donuts. 172 00:07:18,646 --> 00:07:20,774 Okay, so let's head to Mr. Donut and see 173 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:23,485 if we can get some info on where he might've gone after. 174 00:07:23,526 --> 00:07:25,445 -Great idea! -Let's move! 175 00:07:25,487 --> 00:07:26,696 McGrapple (on TV): Alright, you prats. 176 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:29,616 The least terrible crab caker is... 177 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,785 -Wanda. -I knew it! 178 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,787 (grunts) You show 'em, Wanda! 179 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:35,372 Oh, I could eat all that crab. 180 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,249 -(beep) -What do you got to nosh? 181 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,210 Just tell me what sounds good! 182 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,462 I'll make it! Anything! 183 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,464 -(buzzing) -computer voice: Game over. 184 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,257 (zap, beep) 185 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,551 (groans) Okay. 186 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:49,969 Not harming them works, 187 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,098 but being too good a host does not. 188 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,974 So, maybe... 189 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:57,060 Nighty-Knight: What do you got to nosh? 190 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:01,272 How about a steaming plate of creme de la nothing? 191 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,524 (sleeve beeps) 192 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,359 computer voice: Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Points! 193 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,861 Ooh, I must be getting the hang of this! 194 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:09,280 Okay, okay, level with me, guys. 195 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,533 Is this a dream or a game? 196 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:14,661 Behemoth not at liberty to say. 197 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,121 Uh, let's go with game! 198 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:20,083 So, in this game, I'm not supposed to be a good host, 199 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,168 but rather a bad host? 200 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:23,712 Closer. 201 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:25,338 Uh, extremely rude? 202 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:27,757 Nighty-Knight: Think darker... 203 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,759 -A villain?! -(sleeve beeps) 204 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:31,970 computer voice: Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Points! 205 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,179 That's it! 206 00:08:33,221 --> 00:08:36,307 I'd bet a buck Machiavillain's behind this. 207 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,435 He trapped me in a simulation, 208 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,353 and the only way to make it through 209 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,188 is to think and act like a villain? 210 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,565 I can't tell you yes or no, 211 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:46,901 -but I can give you a little wink. -(ding) 212 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:49,529 I'll just pretend to be a villain again 213 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:51,698 and beat him at his own game! 214 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:54,159 -This'll be a breeze! -Pierre: Uh, by the way, 215 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,703 as we were coming in, I saw an elderly woman 216 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,122 struggling to carry groceries. 217 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,374 Oh, really? Well, 218 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:05,754 she should've thought of that before she purchased so much! 219 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:08,590 -(laughter) -(beep) 220 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,842 computer voice: Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Points! 221 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:15,055 That was horrifyingly satisfying! 222 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:18,433 Nighty-Knight: Welcome back to the diabolical dark side of evil, 223 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:21,102 -my brother. -(nervous laugh) 224 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,563 It's good to be here? 225 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,190 (echoing) 226 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:30,236 (weak mumbling) 227 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:33,448 It'll be really nice having you as a villain again. 228 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:36,201 Lobbing insults and just hanging out. 229 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,080 Keep your "hanging out" dreams to yourself and focus! 230 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:43,750 -(beep) -One quadrant of his brain has already turned red, 231 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,460 but we have more work to do. 232 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,128 With Megamind being rewarded 233 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:49,673 every time he makes an evil choice 234 00:09:49,714 --> 00:09:51,174 and punished for choosing good-- 235 00:09:51,216 --> 00:09:53,009 Lady Doppler (on phone): His brain will be rewired... 236 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:55,136 to naturally choose villainy. 237 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,930 Machiavillain (on phone): Why would you interrupt me?! 238 00:09:56,971 --> 00:10:00,016 Once all four quadrants of his brain are red, 239 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,769 his transformation to villainy 240 00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:04,938 will be complete! 241 00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:07,482 -(laughing) -(dramatic crescendo) 242 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:10,151 Such a brilliantly evil plan, sir. 243 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,113 Oh, it is brilliant, isn't it? (laughs) 244 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:14,197 (hangs up) 245 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:16,908 -(car whirring) -(dramatic crescendo) 246 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:21,913 Mr. Donut: I don't know, Chum. 247 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,374 After you sent Megamind that video message, 248 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:27,669 he bolted outta here without even taking his donuts! 249 00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,754 I didn't send him a video message. 250 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:34,009 So, Megamind got a video message from a deep fake Chum! 251 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,885 Something definitely smells funny here. 252 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,680 It's not me this time. My bowl is fresh. 253 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,557 The secret is lemon juice. 254 00:10:40,598 --> 00:10:42,392 And a sparkle of love. 255 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,561 (mystical music playing) 256 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,731 Well, he was definitely here. 257 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:50,567 An invisible car with visible car tracks. 258 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:53,695 Seems like a design flaw, though very helpful for us. 259 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,072 Chum, we're gonna need a map of the city. 260 00:10:56,114 --> 00:10:58,783 Keiko, call every hospital to see if anyone's been admitted 261 00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:01,745 with injuries from Invisible Car-shaped objects. 262 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:05,373 What? Is there something on my face? 263 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,626 -Leadership. And it looks good. -(gentle music playing) 264 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,087 -(typing) -Thanks, Keiko. 265 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,465 -(curious music playing) -(sleeve beeps) 266 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,301 Huh. Uh, "complete evil deeds to win points. 267 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,471 Miss an opportunity for evil, your game will be over." 268 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:23,391 Oh, kinda figured that out already, game sleeve. 269 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:25,435 Watch and learn. 270 00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:26,770 ** 271 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,814 -That'll be 12.89. -Not today! 272 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:33,151 (gasps) No name tag? I'll just call you Tommy. 273 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,778 It's Bernie. 274 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,613 Well, I'm not going to pay, Tommy, 275 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,407 because I'm Megamind, and I don't pay for things. 276 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:40,784 Toodles. 277 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,911 computer voice: Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Po-Points! 278 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:44,621 Hahaha! 279 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:47,415 -Piece of cake. Huh? -(beeping) 280 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,167 computer voice: Game over. 281 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:52,087 -That can't be ri-- -(zap, beep) 282 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,798 Okay. No evil stone unturned. 283 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,133 Mixing up sizes to waste shoppers' time. 284 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,260 That's at least evil adjacent. 285 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:01,680 -computer voice: Points! -(laughs) 286 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,557 Later, Tommy Tommy Bo Bommy! 287 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,017 -computer voice: Points! -(beep) 288 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,646 -(buzzing) -Game over. 289 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:11,648 -What?! -(zap, beep) 290 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:12,774 (growls) 291 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:13,983 (grunting) 292 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,860 This is pretty evil, hey, guys? 293 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,362 computer voice: Points! 294 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,530 ** 295 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,782 -Hello, customer! -computer voice: Points! 296 00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,702 La la la la la! I can't hear you about paying! 297 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,495 -La la la la la! -computer voice: Points! 298 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:28,331 -(sleeve ringing) -Game over. 299 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,541 No! No game over! 300 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:30,667 (zap, beep) 301 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:31,710 I got it this time. 302 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,378 computer voice: Points! 303 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,089 Evil! Ah! 304 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,340 computer voice: Points! 305 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,259 (grunts) Evil! 306 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,678 -computer voice: Points! -(smack) 307 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,847 -Evil! -(smack, shopper grunts) 308 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,016 Oops! (laughs) More evil than I intended. 309 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,268 Not sorry, though! Too evil. 310 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:51,104 -(beep) -computer voice: Points! 311 00:12:51,146 --> 00:12:53,356 It was a pleasure doing business with you, Tom! 312 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,900 -(sleeve ringing) -Oh, come on! 313 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,235 (zap, beep) 314 00:12:57,277 --> 00:13:00,363 (groans) I'm doing everything evil! 315 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:03,324 I tied up the employees! I hurled tennis balls at people! 316 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,493 I definitely didn't pay for more kombucha 317 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,913 than I could possibly consume! What am I missing? 318 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,498 (curious music playing) 319 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,751 Take-a-penny, leave-a-penny? 320 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,544 Don't mind if I do! 321 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:15,920 (dramatic music playing) 322 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,674 You're only supposed to take one or two, you monster! 323 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:20,800 (sleeve beeps) 324 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,886 computer voice: Po-Po-Po-Po-Points! 325 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,346 -(beeping) -Evil deed complete. 326 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:27,223 -Yes! Yes! Woo-hoo! -(jingling) 327 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,100 -Look out, Metrocity-- Ow. -(pennies clatter) 328 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,644 Your favorite-- Ow. Blue villain-- 329 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,271 Ah, that stings. Is back-- Ah! 330 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,815 I didn't think this one through! Ow! 331 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:39,027 But, it still feels good to be evil! (laughs) 332 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,738 -(dramatic music playing) -(soft evil laugh) 333 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,156 (beep) 334 00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:45,575 Fabulous! We're halfway home. 335 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,745 By the time I'm done rewiring my blue puppy, 336 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,538 he won't think twice before making 337 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,208 the most villainous choice of them all. 338 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:56,753 His friends will be so disappointed in him. 339 00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,713 -(laughs) -(dramatic crescendo) 340 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,341 Okay, I've marked the map with all the places 341 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,385 where people reported injuries and destruction. 342 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:06,388 -Now what? -(sighs) I hate to admit it, 343 00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,264 but this map, it doesn't make sense. 344 00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,392 It just feels like we're going in circles. 345 00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:12,435 That's it! Look! 346 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,729 -We are going in circles! -Roxanne: You're right. 347 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:17,732 The car has been driving around the city in a big loop! 348 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,110 Keiko, you feel like running to the art supply store 349 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,778 and buying way too much glitter? 350 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,238 Now that you mention it, 351 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,532 I think I've felt like doing that my whole life. 352 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:28,076 -(action music playing) -(pipe clatters) 353 00:14:28,118 --> 00:14:30,286 (Invisible Car rumbling by) 354 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:32,580 I think his friends are getting wise to us. 355 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,625 How much longer do I have to keep driving him in circles? 356 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,627 Machiavillain: Patience. 357 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:41,006 I think he's about to take things up a notch. 358 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,340 (metal music playing) 359 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,552 That fool Machiavillain actually thought this game 360 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,137 would trip me up. 361 00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:48,138 From here on out, 362 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:50,140 no more game overs. 363 00:14:50,181 --> 00:14:51,933 Time to villain up! 364 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,476 (maniacal laugh) 365 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,979 -So then, I told him I'd-- Ah! -Peek-a-boo, 366 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:59,524 -citizens of Metrocity! -(people screaming) 367 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,317 Oh, how I've missed you. 368 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,029 Your favorite supervillain is back, 369 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,865 and no one is coming to save you this time. 370 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:10,243 Stay tuned. Big surprises coming up! 371 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,495 (maniacal laughter) 372 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,372 -(tires squealing) -(siren blaring) 373 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,793 (laughs) I replaced the water with glue, baby! 374 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,170 -Glue! -(sleeve beeps) 375 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:21,629 -computer voice: Points! -Sweet! 376 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,757 -computer voice: Points! -Megamind: Sweet! 377 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,550 -computer voice: Points! -Megamind: Sweet! 378 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:28,845 -Let's try... De-Lete. -(clicking) 379 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,305 (whirring) 380 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,848 -(zap) -Delete you! 381 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,807 (zap) 382 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,726 Delete you! 383 00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,936 -(whirring) -And delete you! 384 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,855 (evil laugh) 385 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,940 De-Lightful! (laughs) 386 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:43,526 -(video game music playing) -computer voice: Points! Points! 387 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:44,819 Po-Po-Po-Po-Points! 388 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:47,530 -(beep) -Machiavillain: Three down, one to go! 389 00:15:47,572 --> 00:15:50,992 -It's happening! (laughs) -(dramatic crescendo) 390 00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:53,244 -(metal music playing) -Megamind! 391 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,122 Why are you stealing all my donuts?! 392 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,958 -Because I'm bad, baby. -(beep) 393 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,585 -(rapid beeping) -Ah! 394 00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:03,713 (car alarm wailing) 395 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:07,550 computer voice: Achievement unlocked. Transpo upgrade! 396 00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:09,511 (car rumbling) 397 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,430 -(tires squeal) -My Invisible Car! 398 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,600 Oh, there you are. Guess who's happy to see you? 399 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,395 It's me! I am! Mwah! 400 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:22,524 -(tires squeal) -(evil laughter) 401 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,401 (maniacal laugh) 402 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:27,153 -(beep) -It's done. 403 00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,864 Now, for the final piece of my master plan. 404 00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,950 Release him into the world. 405 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,244 He'll still think it's all a game. 406 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,705 Soon, he'll destroy everything he loves 407 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,958 and have no choice but to return to me! 408 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,460 -(dramatic music playing) -(clicking) 409 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,045 (beep) 410 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:46,339 Welcome back to the real world, Mega. 411 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,258 -(wires stretch, pop) -(laughs) 412 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,385 Not that you'll know the difference. 413 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:53,388 (car engine whirring) 414 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,224 -(woozy groan, yelps) -(beep) 415 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,018 Megamind: Still in the game. 416 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,603 Time to cause some good ol' fashioned 417 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,148 make-believe vehicular havoc, wristband. 418 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,899 -(tires squeal) -(crash) 419 00:17:04,941 --> 00:17:05,817 computer voice: Points! 420 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,528 -(smash) -Points! Points! Points! 421 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,280 (laughing) 422 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,658 I love this game! 423 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,371 I'm not seeing anything. 424 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:21,374 Though I've never tried to see anything invisible before. 425 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,293 Be patient. According to our map, 426 00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:24,419 he has to come this way. 427 00:17:24,753 --> 00:17:27,797 -(tires squealing) -(car roaring, crashing) 428 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,174 Chum: Oh, he's coming! 429 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,051 (smashing) 430 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,802 (crashing) 431 00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,262 Roxanne: On three! 432 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:37,140 One, two, three! 433 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:38,808 -Glitter bomb now! -(Keiko grunts) 434 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,226 (triumphant music playing) 435 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:43,480 -(tires squeal) -(car whirs down) 436 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,942 Do you even know how much an invisible car wash costs? 437 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,444 Where have you been? 438 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,446 Are you okay? What's going on? 439 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:54,074 You missed Wanda winning on "Crab Cake Wars"! 440 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,408 Ugh, Wanda. 441 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,994 Sir, we've been so worried! 442 00:17:58,036 --> 00:18:00,580 Worried? I'm doing amazing! 443 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:03,124 Matter of fact, I'm more myself than ever! 444 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,751 -(beep) -computer voice: New mission. 445 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,505 "Destruction of Roxanne Ritchi, 1 billion points." 446 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,091 -(dramatic music playing) -And there you are. 447 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,426 I've hit the mother lode! 448 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,096 -Hey! What are you doing? -(both gasp) 449 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,848 -(beep) -computer voice: Roxanne successfully kidnapped. 450 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:22,268 This is a hilariously elaborate prank. 451 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,187 Right? Hello? 452 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:26,189 computer voice: Transpo upgrade. 453 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,358 -Brainbot surfing! -(brainbots beeping) 454 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,736 -Oh, this'll be an evil blast! -Seriously, 455 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:34,614 you're not evil again, right? Please tell me you're not. 456 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,409 Also, please tell me we're not getting on top of those things! 457 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,160 Sorry, virtual Roxie. 458 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,663 I'm totally evil, and I'm winning! 459 00:18:41,705 --> 00:18:44,416 -Surf's up! (grunts) -(brainbots beeping) 460 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:46,793 (Roxanne screaming) 461 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,129 Come on, Megamind. 462 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,923 Let's go for a spin! (laughs) 463 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,509 -(brainbots beeping) -(video game music) 464 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,803 computer voice: Spin the wheel for bonus points! 465 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:58,805 You have no idea how long I've wanted 466 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,766 to spin a giant wheel for bonus points! 467 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,144 Funny, I always took you for a 468 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:05,687 pull-the-lever-for-bonus-points guy. 469 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,939 -Can you put me down now? -(Megamind laughing) 470 00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,482 (tires squeal) 471 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,735 (gasps) It's gonna take us forever to get up there! 472 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:15,321 I can get us up there fast, but it might be a little scary. 473 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,698 Never thought there'd be a day 474 00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,616 where I puke all over City Hall, 475 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,827 but alas, here we are. 476 00:19:20,869 --> 00:19:22,662 See ya around! 477 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,247 (yelling) 478 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,708 Why do I get the feeling this has never been tested? 479 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,336 -(whirring) -Chum: (braces) Whoa! 480 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:32,339 (both screaming) 481 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,257 -(wheel clicking) -(both grunt) 482 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:36,051 (screaming) 483 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:39,179 Megamind! What are you doing? You're going to hurt Roxanne! 484 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,806 -(screaming continues) -Sir, I beg you, please stop! 485 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,559 Stop? I'm not starting over again! 486 00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:47,020 I'll be able to upgrade my entire lair 487 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:49,689 with the points I get when I destroy Roxanne. 488 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:52,650 Roxanne: This is not a game! This is real life! 489 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,903 Very clever, simulation Roxie, 490 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:57,614 but I'm not falling for your trickery. 491 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,366 This is not a simulation. 492 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:01,743 You do this, and Roxanne will be gone forever! 493 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:05,205 Sir, please. This isn't who you are. 494 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,625 Please, just let me go! 495 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:10,710 Megamind: If you insist... 496 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,712 Billion points, here I come! 497 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,381 -Sir! Don't do this! -No, no! 498 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,007 -(beep) -(clicking) 499 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,220 (screaming) 500 00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:23,723 -(slow-motion echoing scream) -(somber music playing) 501 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:27,227 (muffled slow-motion screaming) 502 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,812 Roxanne? 503 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,021 (beeping) 504 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,231 What?! 505 00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,816 Roxanne! 506 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:33,900 (grunts) 507 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,986 -(grunts) -(wailing) 508 00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,363 (heroic music playing) 509 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,824 -Grab on! (grunts) -(yelps) 510 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:44,786 (both grunt) 511 00:20:44,828 --> 00:20:45,954 (Roxanne sighs) 512 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,708 I know, I know. I was heroic. Game over. 513 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,252 See you again when I replay this level. 514 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,255 What on earth is going on?! 515 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:58,091 That's what... I'm wondering, too. 516 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,927 I made a non-evil choice. 517 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:02,762 My game should be over. 518 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:06,099 (gasps) I'm not in the game anymore. 519 00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,143 What have I done?! 520 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,895 You threw me off a building! 521 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,731 Please tell me almost killing you 522 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,107 is the only bad thing I did, 523 00:21:14,149 --> 00:21:16,109 and there are no citizens glued to trees 524 00:21:16,151 --> 00:21:18,903 and Mr. Donut's shop is not blown to rubble! 525 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,448 Everything is fine. 526 00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,325 You can calm down. It's all okay now. 527 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,703 How is this possible? 528 00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:29,456 It was working so well! 529 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,750 -(typing) -(beeping) 530 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,502 Fascinating. 531 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:37,297 I knew these two were close, but that? 532 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,716 That is love. 533 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:42,177 -And you know what love is? -(dramatic crescendo) 534 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,387 Emotional, romantic bond 535 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:48,016 forged in the fires of mutual admiration. 536 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,893 No, it's a weapon. 537 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:53,688 It's the most powerful weapon of them all! 538 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:55,148 Now, if you'll excuse me, 539 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:58,860 -I am going to wield it! -(dramatic sting) 540 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,029 So, you thought you were in a game, 541 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,740 and you'd get a billion points if you got rid of me. 542 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,867 But, even in a game... 543 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:10,080 I could never let anything bad happen to you. 544 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,290 You're my best friend, 545 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,417 and you're stuck with me forever. 546 00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:17,003 (emotional music playing) 547 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,380 -(yelps) -(gasps) 548 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,298 -Megamind: Hey, put me down! -Hey, what's going on? 549 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:23,009 -It's Megamind! -Machiavillain: Don't worry, Metro citizens, 550 00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,594 your hero's here! 551 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,554 I'll make sure you're safe 552 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:30,183 by putting this ragamuffin away where he belongs. 553 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,018 -(yelps) -Megamind! 554 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,729 -(dramatic music playing) -Oh no. 555 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,691 -(alarm blaring) -Guard: Prisoners! All of you! 556 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:40,276 -Get back to your cells! -(gates slamming) 557 00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:41,653 (sighs) 558 00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:43,988 -Game over. -(gate clangs) 559 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:46,574 (metal music playing)