1 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,802 (neon buzzing) 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,679 -(line straining) -(grunting) 3 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,347 -Huh? -Hello. 4 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:15,807 (screams) 5 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,018 (theme song playing) 6 00:00:18,059 --> 00:00:21,312 * Supervillain, ahead of his time * 7 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:24,607 * Incredibly handsome genius, criminal mastermind * 8 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:28,069 * But now he's all cleaned up and fighting crime * 9 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,031 * A superhero that you stream online * 10 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:34,576 * It's Megamind * 11 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:37,871 * Oh, it feels good to be good this time * 12 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:40,415 * It's Megamind * 13 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:44,085 * Oh, it's Megamind * 14 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,879 * Rules! * 15 00:00:46,254 --> 00:00:47,464 (dramatic music playing) 16 00:00:47,505 --> 00:00:49,966 Machiavillain: No, no, no! 17 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,801 Please, have mercy! 18 00:00:52,135 --> 00:00:53,595 I'm just a well-meaning hero 19 00:00:53,636 --> 00:00:55,972 with exceptional hair and a killer wardrobe. 20 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:59,392 citizen (hypnotized): I must crush you. 21 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:00,268 (whirring) 22 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,771 Say adieu, Machiavillain. 23 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,982 (grunting) 24 00:01:06,024 --> 00:01:07,025 (laughs) 25 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,943 -(whirring) -Oh... 26 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:12,072 -(speaking French) -(citizen yelling) 27 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:15,283 You think you can hypnotize my citizens? 28 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,744 Well, go ahead. Knock yourself out! 29 00:01:18,787 --> 00:01:20,246 (yelps, grunts) 30 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,290 Fear not, adoring citizens! 31 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:26,378 -This French is toast. -(crowd cheering) 32 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:28,630 Reporter (on TV): And that's just one of the criminal pests 33 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:31,132 Machiavillain has squished since becoming 34 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,260 the new defender of Metro City. 35 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:36,596 (whirring, whooshing) 36 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,848 Chill out, Lady Doppler! 37 00:01:38,890 --> 00:01:42,852 -(ice crackling) -(crowd cheering) 38 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:44,854 -Eat darkness! -(whooshing) 39 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,273 Lights out, Nighty-Knight! 40 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:50,819 (grunts) Raven's ribcage, that hurt. 41 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,862 (roars, grunts) 42 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:57,075 Was that a punch or did a fly just land on my hand? 43 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,370 No! Dashing hero hurt Behemoth! 44 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,455 Reporter (on TV): In the month since Megamind 45 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:05,125 aimed to annihilate all of us with a comet, 46 00:02:05,166 --> 00:02:08,420 Machiavillain has renewed our faith in heroes, 47 00:02:08,461 --> 00:02:12,257 taking his place as Metro City's new protector. 48 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,342 This villain fighter has reprogrammed 49 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,386 Megamind's evil brainbots 50 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:20,265 as mobile watchdogs, their eyes peeled for crimes. 51 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:23,810 In particular, they're looking for Megamind himself, 52 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:25,270 who remains MIA. 53 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:28,314 Mayor Ritchi, do you support Machiavillain's plans 54 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:31,693 to apprehend Megamind and Chum and send them to prison? 55 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,194 All I'll say is 56 00:02:33,236 --> 00:02:35,655 I hope justice prevails. 57 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,992 (sighs) I can take the city being against me. 58 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,661 Used to that. But Roxanne, too? 59 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,163 (gulping) 60 00:02:43,204 --> 00:02:45,165 (full mouth) That's the gut punch. 61 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:48,335 -(swallows, gasps) -Maybe you should watch something else. 62 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,378 And maybe you should have a salad. 63 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,464 They haven't yet invented a salad 64 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,883 that can mend a broken heart, Keiko. 65 00:02:55,050 --> 00:02:57,135 -(gulps) -(door creaks) 66 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:59,012 Blanche! Get in here, you! 67 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:03,183 I love it when you grace us with your unmistakable swagger. 68 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,643 Whose sock is this? 69 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:06,853 (couch creaks) 70 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:08,605 Oh! (sarcastic laugh) I see. 71 00:03:08,646 --> 00:03:11,524 Hey, let me remind you what a cool mom I am being 72 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:13,485 by allowing my daughter's fugitive friends 73 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,986 to live in our basement, 74 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,447 which will become the crafting room of my dreams someday. 75 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,200 So the least you all can do is follow my rules. 76 00:03:20,241 --> 00:03:23,328 One being... keep the stairwell clear! 77 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,373 Of course. Chum will not forget to inform me 78 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,083 that I dropped a sock again. 79 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:31,086 Yes, it is all my fault. And Blanche, 80 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:33,922 can I just say that top is tres chic. 81 00:03:33,963 --> 00:03:35,382 Thank you, Chum. 82 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,425 See? I'm a very cool mom. 83 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,679 If I ever crawl out of this emotional donut hole I'm in, 84 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,306 I'll find a way to make it up to her. 85 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,892 I know what'll remove the doom from your gloom, Sir. 86 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,477 Let's go look for Metro Man. 87 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,521 We can get his help defeating Machiavillain! 88 00:03:49,854 --> 00:03:53,024 His hideout was abandoned! No, Chum. 89 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,150 All I wanna do is eat donuts 90 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:56,903 that look like me and watch the news. 91 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,572 -(soft dramatic music playing) -(sighs) And once again, 92 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:03,034 here's the city's new power couple. 93 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,412 What kind of phony heroism has he staged this time? 94 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:08,581 Reporter (on TV): Earlier this morning, Machiavillain and Mayor Ritchi 95 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:11,960 announced a new initiative called "Hero for a Day." 96 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:15,505 Machiavillain: I'd like you to meet little Terry Sasko. 97 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,508 (gasps) He's hijacked little Terry Sasko, too? 98 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,469 He was my biggest, tiniest fan! (chomp) 99 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:24,723 Metro City's "Hero for a Day." 100 00:04:24,764 --> 00:04:28,101 Terry was chosen because he's the least popular kid 101 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:30,103 in all of Metro City. 102 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,646 Maybe not the least. 103 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:36,443 Just look at this little, pathetic, picked-last face. 104 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:38,153 Crowd: Aw... 105 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,530 Being picked last never bothered me, 106 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,449 until Megamind turned bad. 107 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,285 Now, everything bothers me. 108 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:47,078 (crying) 109 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,997 Let's give this pitiful pipsqueak 110 00:04:49,039 --> 00:04:52,083 a good bit of Metro City cheering up, shall we? 111 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,293 (crowd cheering) 112 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,670 Terry's reward for being a "Hero for a Day" 113 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,006 included a whole day of hero training 114 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:01,301 at the lair with Machiavillain. Roll the clip. 115 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,886 -(upbeat music playing) -Hero lesson number 31. 116 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,347 Pick a name that reflects your hero's story. 117 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,807 Might I suggest Mini Maladroit 118 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,018 or Little Loser Boy? 119 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,813 How about Supercool Power-Kid? 120 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:14,856 (static) 121 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,816 Hero lesson number 101. 122 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,318 Sound intimidating. 123 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,320 (high voice) See, you're up here... 124 00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:22,739 (low voice) and I want you down here. 125 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,366 Yes... (coughs) 126 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:25,658 (low voice) sir. 127 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,368 (static) 128 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,328 Hero lesson number 93. 129 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:29,996 Merchandising! 130 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:32,374 Spontaneous combustion aside, 131 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,542 I know a guy who can make 'em for almost nothin'. 132 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:35,794 -(whoosh) -(yelps) 133 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:37,837 -(triumphant sting) -(static) 134 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:41,174 That's probably enough screen time for today. 135 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,926 Sir's eyeballs are gonna dry out. 136 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:45,679 I don't think there's any risk of that. 137 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:49,182 I can't believe Roxie's on his side! 138 00:05:49,224 --> 00:05:50,350 (blows nose) 139 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:52,227 We don't know that for sure. 140 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:54,729 She mothballed the Mega signal! 141 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:57,023 She's doing feel-good PR stunts, 142 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,776 standing shoulder pad to shoulder pad with him. 143 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:03,238 There's only one cure for this heartbreak. 144 00:06:03,279 --> 00:06:05,323 Finding Metro Man to help take him down? 145 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,741 No... 146 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:07,867 More donuts. 147 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,744 -Hop to it, Keiko! -No can do. 148 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:12,539 It's 8:43 P.M. Without wheels, 149 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,874 there is no way I'm getting there and back before 9 P.M. 150 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:18,545 And trust me, curfew is the rule my mom cares about the most. 151 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,588 Well, what am I supposed to do? 152 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:23,383 I don't know. Gather all the crumbs in your goatee 153 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:24,801 and make a new donut? 154 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,721 Oh, I definitely will, but I need more. Chum. 155 00:06:27,762 --> 00:06:30,015 We got invisible gas before we were banished 156 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,224 from society, right? 157 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,351 Are you saying we get them ourselves? 158 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,270 The whole city is looking for us! 159 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:37,063 The city can look all they want. 160 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,566 Our car is invisible. 161 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:43,278 See? Great plan. Zero risk. 162 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:44,863 Just make sure you're back before curfew 163 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:46,740 or Mom's kicking you out for sure! 164 00:06:46,781 --> 00:06:49,451 Don't you worry your trendy little hair buns about it. 165 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,244 We'll be back in a jiff. 166 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:54,247 (brainbots whirring) 167 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:57,375 (tense music playing) 168 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,586 Quickly, Chum! And no small talk. 169 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,005 You know how Mr. D loves to flap those doughy gums. 170 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:04,799 (door creaks) 171 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:07,844 I'm so sorry. 172 00:07:08,511 --> 00:07:10,930 These Megadonuts have been the only things keeping me sane 173 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,141 -in this difficult-- Okay. -(door slams) 174 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,770 You were right. Boy, can that guy gab! 175 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,606 -(tense music playing) -(metallic clicking) 176 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:23,151 Chum? Do you get the feeling we're being watched? 177 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,569 Why, yes, I do! In fact, 178 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:26,988 I often like to imagine our lives are a television show 179 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,491 on a popular streaming service loved by all. 180 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,117 -(metallic clicking) -(tense music playing) 181 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:34,496 (whispers) Suffering salmon. We are being watched! 182 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,664 (clicking continues) 183 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,334 What is that clicking? Crickets? 184 00:07:39,376 --> 00:07:41,211 Even the bugs have turned against us. 185 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:43,088 Chum, to the car now! 186 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,048 ** 187 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,091 Uh... 188 00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,885 (confused grunting) 189 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:51,471 I could have sworn we parked right here! 190 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:52,931 You lost the car?! 191 00:07:52,972 --> 00:07:55,684 Don't worry, Sir! I know it's around here somewhere! 192 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:57,268 (heavy metal ringtone) 193 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,854 Keiko (on phone): Are you guys close? It's almost 9:00! 194 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,815 How almost? The timing between 195 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,317 -me seeing a donut and putting in my mouth almost? -(click) 196 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,903 -(car alarms blaring) -(both gasp) 197 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,446 Keiko: Wh-What's all that noise?! 198 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,864 (clicking) 199 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,367 Chum, forget the car. We have to make a run for it. 200 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:14,411 ** 201 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,579 (brainbots whirring) 202 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:21,042 (whirring) 203 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:23,670 (panting) Only a few blocks to Keiko's. 204 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:27,132 Mysterious Voice: The criminals scurry in the darkness 205 00:08:27,173 --> 00:08:28,425 like escaped hamsters 206 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:30,510 in a science class. 207 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:32,345 (gasps) Who said that? 208 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:34,055 Is someone... narrating? 209 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:37,767 Mysterious Voice: With wicked hearts, they stop and ask... 210 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:39,394 (mocking) "Who said that?" 211 00:08:39,436 --> 00:08:42,105 Maybe he's talking about someone else. 212 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,189 (all yelp) 213 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,650 (groans) 214 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:47,485 Terry Sasko? 215 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,613 It's Supercool Power-Kid now! 216 00:08:50,655 --> 00:08:53,366 And in a city where evil hides, 217 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:57,203 I'm the one who goes seek. 218 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,663 (grunts) 219 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,499 -(phone rings) -While the hero amazes with his lasso, 220 00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,501 the bad guys check the time. 221 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,628 Sir! It's 9 P.M.! 222 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,964 -(Terry grunts) -(whip lashes) 223 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:08,840 -(beep) -Keiko, 224 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:12,010 we're gonna be a little late. 225 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:18,099 H-Hey! How about we all watch a movie? 226 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:22,020 Something uplifting. Your blue friends seem so, uh, 227 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,897 well, blue. 228 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,940 Maybe one with a dog in it! 229 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:28,651 -Oh, dog movies always have a happy ending. -No! 230 00:09:28,693 --> 00:09:30,403 I mean, uh, Mom, 231 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,740 didn't you say you were in an a cappella group in college? 232 00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:36,284 Oh, the Octave-generians. 233 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:39,913 When we won nationals, it was the happiest day of my life. 234 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:42,624 Other than when I had you, of course. 235 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,251 -Let's call it a tie. -Oh, tell me more! 236 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:49,130 I wanna hear all about your Octave-genarian days. 237 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:50,674 Well! 238 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:53,093 It all began at freshman orientation. 239 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,012 Wow. I am on the edge of my seat! 240 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,264 Megamind: (panting) I think we can outrun him! 241 00:09:58,306 --> 00:10:02,227 Terry (echoing): If you think you can escape Supercool Power-Kid, 242 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,853 you are fools! 243 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,188 I think we lost him, Sir. 244 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,815 -Fools! -(Megamind and Chum yell) 245 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,150 -Gotcha! Huh? (growls) -(both yell) 246 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:12,028 Terry: Orange this city glad 247 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,531 Supercool Power-Kid is here? 248 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,865 -(grunts) -(yelling) 249 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,201 Terry: Extra, extra! Read all about it! 250 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:22,789 I put the "kid" in "crime ta-kid-own." 251 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,958 Megamind: Bit of a reach, Supercool Power-Kid. 252 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,043 Terry: They keep getting away! 253 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,504 -(grumbles) -(brainbots whir) 254 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,256 Machiavillain! 255 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:33,216 Supercool Power-Kid! 256 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,093 You know, I'm just tickled fuchsia 257 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,554 to see you taking the "Hero for a Day" title 258 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,097 so literally. 259 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,766 I-I've been using all your hero lessons. 260 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,893 Number 18, narrate your every move. 261 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,229 Number 43, no dairy after 6:00. 262 00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:48,773 You've got to stay nimble inside and out. 263 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,317 But you forgot a very important rule. 264 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,610 Always floss? 265 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,946 -No. -(brainbots whir) 266 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,573 Hero lesson number 29. 267 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:59,909 A hero's only as good as his weapon. 268 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,203 -(whirring) -Cool... 269 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,247 (both panting) 270 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,166 Maybe these trash bags 271 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:08,001 are filled with invisibility shields! 272 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:10,086 Or hard-boiled armpits. Hoo! 273 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,088 He's really done it again, 274 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,424 that old glittery hound dog. 275 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,925 What do you mean, Sir? 276 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,219 That was no mere PR stunt. 277 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:20,764 Machiavillain created Supercool Power-Kid 278 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:23,767 to ensnare us in a classic lose-lose situation. 279 00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:26,978 Oh, look! An unscratched scratcher! 280 00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:30,148 Supercool Power-Kid wins, we go to prison. 281 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,859 We fight back against a child, 282 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,319 we look like even worse villains! 283 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:38,281 -He's got us in a lose-lose-lose! -Lose. 284 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,909 We didn't get any matching clovers. 285 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:42,994 Bye-bye, dune buggy dreams. 286 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:47,248 Ah, thankfully, I have these 12 little blue life preservers 287 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:49,459 to keep me from completely giving up. 288 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,543 (screams) 289 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:53,129 Machiavillain got to Mr. Donut, too! 290 00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:56,633 Oh, I officially have nothing left! 291 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,176 That's not true, Sir! 292 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,011 But it is, Chum. 293 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,097 There are some people in your life who are special 294 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,475 because they see you the way you want to see yourself. 295 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,394 That was Roxanne for me. 296 00:12:08,019 --> 00:12:11,815 I knew I was a hero because she saw a hero in me. 297 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,900 But she doesn't anymore. 298 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,861 So why should I? Why should anyone? 299 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:20,907 -(muffled groaning) -(sad music playing) 300 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:23,159 What's wrong, Sir? Did that traitor Mr. Donut 301 00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,786 fill them with poison jelly? 302 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,162 Worse! 303 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,790 They're absolutely delicious. 304 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,834 (metallic clicking) 305 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,711 There's that creepy sound again. 306 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:33,837 We're not safe here, Sir. 307 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:37,382 Let the crickets take me. Who cares? 308 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,466 (clicking continues) 309 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,719 You can't give up, Sir! I won't let you! 310 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,053 ** 311 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,557 -(Terry laughing maniacally) -(scooter whirring) 312 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:49,561 Recess is over. 313 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,521 (gasps) No! 314 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,856 How did he get that helmet? 315 00:12:52,897 --> 00:12:54,691 -(whirring, zap) -Woo-hoo! Yeah! 316 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,735 (yelps, screams) 317 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:01,364 He's just upgraded from nuisance to volatile destroyer! 318 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,866 -(zapping) -Ah! 319 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,035 -Chum: Sir! Over there! -(dramatic music playing) 320 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,119 (dumpster clangs) 321 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,955 -In you go! Yah! -(grunts) 322 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,665 -Hang on, Sir. -(yelps) 323 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,917 (clanging) 324 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:16,463 -Away we go! -(zapping) 325 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,591 (sighs) 326 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:21,509 And that was how I got an A 327 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,054 in Mr. Doodle's Political Clowning Class. 328 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:26,723 Boy, am I lucky to have a mom with such unique 329 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:30,268 and diverse artistic passions. (yawns) 330 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,146 Look at me, going on and on. You're probably like, 331 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,857 (imitating) "Mom, what about movie night? 332 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,275 (normal) Let's go get the boys. 333 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,569 -(tense music playing) -No! Uh, I want more stories! 334 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,447 Uh, how about when you went to that ceramics thing in Utah? 335 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,950 You don't want me to go down there. 336 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,370 What a random not-true assumption! 337 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,413 I was just gonna ask you to teach me 338 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:51,790 to make a pot this big! 339 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,876 -(dramatic music playing) -Megamind: Oh! I knew the Scrap Ray Helmet 340 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,128 was a terrible idea! 341 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,339 The one made up of all your rejected weapons? 342 00:13:59,381 --> 00:14:00,715 Of course! 343 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:04,094 Machiavillain gave a weapon full of reject functions 344 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,346 -to a kid who's been rejected! -(zap) 345 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:10,016 That man's love of clean storytelling is relentless. 346 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,686 Let's try this one! (laughs) 347 00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:13,978 Oh, uh, I mean... 348 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,815 (intimidating) feel my wrath, baddie crimers! 349 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,401 -(zap) -(Megamind and Chum yell) 350 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,485 (both grunt) 351 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,780 Ah, yes! The old Flip-Over Ray. 352 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:27,617 -(zapping) -(both grunting) 353 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,411 (both yelling) 354 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,955 -(scraping, thud) -(groaning) 355 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:32,872 (yelps) 356 00:14:32,914 --> 00:14:35,542 Incoming! Whoa! 357 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,793 (grunts, groans) 358 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:38,169 -(whirring) -(gasps) 359 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,422 (screams) 360 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,798 (fluttering) 361 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,008 That's right! 362 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,968 I had to scrap the Flower Bouquet Ray 363 00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,553 because we were both... 364 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,304 -Achoo! -Achoo! 365 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,390 -Allergic! Achoo! -Achoo! 366 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,351 Look! We're only a few blocks away from home! 367 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,603 -(bang) -Chum! Bear left! 368 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,731 ** 369 00:14:57,772 --> 00:15:00,692 (both screaming) 370 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,446 -That way! Achoo! We can make it! -(Terry whines) 371 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,156 Megamind! 372 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,533 Why won't you just stop already? 373 00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,868 (yawns) 374 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,162 He's getting tired. Maybe he'll stop chasing us! 375 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,080 Sleepy adults go to sleep. 376 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,458 Sleepy kids get cranky! 377 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:19,836 Why won't you let me capture you?! 378 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,130 Terry! Don't you remember 379 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,215 when I was your favorite hero? 380 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:26,468 -(zapping) -Ah! 381 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,094 Okay, maybe not. 382 00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:30,805 (grunting) 383 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,435 Mm! Yummy! 384 00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:36,936 I know, right? 385 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:41,024 -(maniacal laughter) -(dramatic music playing) 386 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,943 Oh no! I thought sugar sedated children! 387 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,488 -Chum: Quite the opposite, Sir! -(laughing) 388 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:47,864 Look there. 389 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,574 Maybe it's a shortcut. 390 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,577 Well, I did say maybe. 391 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,120 Terry: Yeah! 392 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:56,289 -(tires squeal) -I'm gonna capture Megamind! 393 00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,457 Woo-hoo! 394 00:15:57,499 --> 00:16:00,043 You don't have to do this, little Terry! 395 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:03,004 End of the line, Megamind. 396 00:16:03,046 --> 00:16:04,422 You betrayed the city 397 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:08,218 and the kid who used to be your number-one fan. 398 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,888 But from your evil boo-boo, a new hero was born. 399 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,182 Supercool Power-Kid! 400 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,392 -(gasps) -And this kid 401 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:18,895 is about to open up a lemonade stand. 402 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,981 Not the Lemon Ray. It stings so bad! 403 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:24,442 -(whirring) -(Megamind and Chum whimper) 404 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,903 (hissing) 405 00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,072 (dramatic crescendo) 406 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,156 Wh-Where'd they go? 407 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,950 (brainbots whir) 408 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,244 Why didn't they turn into lemons? 409 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,455 Because you had it set to Stage Fog. 410 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:40,250 He exploited my one weakness. 411 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,794 That I'm still learning how to read! 412 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,462 (crying) 413 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:48,049 Ahh... there, there, I guess? 414 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:51,219 -This setting should draw us a bit more attention. -(click, whir) 415 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:54,055 And you know how important attention is for a hero. 416 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,851 -It's hero lesson number 72. -Hm. 417 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:00,020 Oh, oh, and watch that kickback. 418 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:03,148 This particular ray has quite a bite. 419 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,572 Keiko, I don't know why you're acting so weird, 420 00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,240 but I'm going down to the basement. 421 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,450 Now, out of my way. 422 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,702 Wait! Mom, listen... 423 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,912 I have my first crush. 424 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,622 Excuse me? 425 00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:22,375 That's why I've been acting so weird. 426 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,210 I don't wanna hang out with Chum and Megamind 427 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,712 because I have my first crush, 428 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,840 and the only person I wanna talk to about it... 429 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,592 is... my mom? 430 00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:34,888 -(happy music playing) -My baby has her first crush! 431 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,140 Tell me everything! 432 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,226 Where to begin? (nervous laugh) I... 433 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,478 -Um... -(dramatic crescendo) 434 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:43,938 I fully expect to regret saying this, 435 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:47,859 but I think it's possible we finally lost him. 436 00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:49,069 -(zap) -(gasps) 437 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:51,863 (both scream) 438 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,823 Well, I did not expect that! 439 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:54,866 Terry: Yeah! 440 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,911 This helmet launches sharks? 441 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,497 -No way! -(zap) 442 00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:01,539 (grunts) 443 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:02,749 ** 444 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:05,627 -Worth it! (grunting) -(zapping) 445 00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:08,046 (both scream) 446 00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,006 -(sharks crashing) -(screaming) 447 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,425 Chum: Sir, all the commotion is waking people up! 448 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,928 -We're sure to be spotted! -What can we do? 449 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,471 (shark whooshing) 450 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:18,848 (tires screech) 451 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:21,267 -(shark biting) -Oh, just face it, Megamind. 452 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:24,020 You're fin-ished. Get it? 453 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,106 I do, but there's so much more 454 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:28,149 to being a hero than one-liners. 455 00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,235 -Zip it, criminal crook! -(click, whir) 456 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,070 Sir, the recoil's gonna shoot him 457 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,822 straight into that shark's mouth! 458 00:18:33,863 --> 00:18:35,365 Little Terry Sasko, no! 459 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:37,283 (panting) 460 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,159 Ha, ha! 461 00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,536 (slow motion grunt) 462 00:18:39,577 --> 00:18:42,372 -No... -(dramatic music playing) 463 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:45,125 (Terry screams) 464 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,210 (both strain) 465 00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,379 (both grunt) 466 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:51,965 (gasps) Whoa! Are you okay? 467 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,634 You saved me. 468 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,511 ** 469 00:18:56,553 --> 00:18:59,222 But you didn't say a big hero speech. 470 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,641 You didn't do anything for attention. 471 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,476 Yeah, I don't exactly agree 472 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:06,229 with all those so-called "hero lessons." 473 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,814 It's not that complicated. 474 00:19:07,856 --> 00:19:10,608 It's just about doing the right thing. 475 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,652 But, you're a villain! 476 00:19:12,694 --> 00:19:15,030 Villains destroy cities with comets 477 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,990 a-and run from heroes. 478 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:20,035 Or a villain gives a kid 479 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:21,870 an incredibly dangerous weapon 480 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,122 and doesn't even stick around to help. 481 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:27,042 So, Machiavillain is a bad guy? 482 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,336 Yes. A very smart one. 483 00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:30,879 But he doesn't understand 484 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:34,507 that the only thing you really need to be a hero is heart. 485 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,470 It's official. Your number-one fan 486 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,514 is back on Team Megamind! 487 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:44,017 -(triumphant music playing) -See ya! 488 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:46,603 Still wanna give up, Sir? 489 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:50,273 Nah. I think just maybe we can win back this city, 490 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,025 one citizen at a time. 491 00:19:52,067 --> 00:19:55,487 (angry mob yelling) 492 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,238 Okay, maybe these citizens 493 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,532 aren't quite ready to be won back. Run! 494 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,784 (dramatic music playing) 495 00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:03,536 And then, my crush had to change their name 496 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:04,954 because they were tapped as a double agent 497 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,624 in a secret kid division of the FBI called, 498 00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:09,959 um, Project Tadpole! 499 00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:12,170 Yeah, I'm going in that basement. 500 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,421 Wait, no! 501 00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:16,383 -(dialing) -Mayday, mayday. The jig is up! 502 00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,051 -(thud) -(Blanche grunts) 503 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,052 Ow! 504 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,720 Your friends broke curfew, 505 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:23,223 and they left another sock on the stairs?! 506 00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,725 -Copy that, Keiko. -(beep) 507 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,103 Welp, Blanche kicked us out. 508 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:30,605 Cool Blanche? Impossible! 509 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:33,400 Upon reflection, those donuts were not worth the risk. 510 00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,026 (mob yelling) 511 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,111 Whoa! 512 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,489 (metallic clicking) 513 00:20:39,531 --> 00:20:41,074 Ah! It's the clicking monster! 514 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,034 Please, don't hurt us. 515 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:45,912 -We just got our groove back! -(dramatic crescendo) 516 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:46,913 (clicking) 517 00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,541 (gasps) It can't be... 518 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,960 Yes! It worked! Finally. 519 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,088 (sighs) This cheap hunk of junk. 520 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,798 I'm sure there was an easier way to contact you, 521 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,300 but I put all this time into cutting the M-- 522 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,760 -Oh! -Roxie. 523 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:01,928 ** 524 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,388 (Roxanne sighs) 525 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:07,642 You didn't really think I was on Machiavillain's side, did you? 526 00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:11,646 Me? Of course not! Never, ever. Not once. 527 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:13,440 Well, Sir, that's not exactly-- 528 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,317 -Chum! Pocket donut! -(excited laughter) 529 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:17,736 Now, come on! 530 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,613 Let's take down this phony hero squatting in your lair. 531 00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:23,074 Um, would you mind helping us out 532 00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:25,994 -with one teeny favor first? -(dramatic crescendo) 533 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:30,165 Ms. Morita, Megamind, and Chum need a safe place to stay. 534 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:32,792 Until we can show the city that Machiavillain's 535 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,462 the real bad guy here, they need to be protected. 536 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,422 What do you think the curfew is for? 537 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,757 I was trying to protect them. 538 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,551 I appreciate all that now, Blanche, 539 00:21:41,593 --> 00:21:44,304 and it was all my fault. 540 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:46,473 I can't even blame Chum for this one. 541 00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:47,807 Aw, man. 542 00:21:47,849 --> 00:21:51,061 Ugh, fine, fine! They can stay. 543 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:54,689 -Yes! Congratulations to us! -Blanche for the win! 544 00:21:54,731 --> 00:21:57,567 -Thanks, Mom! -But I have one question. 545 00:21:57,609 --> 00:21:59,986 Is Project Tadpole an inside joke between you all, 546 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,323 or did my Keiko come up with this elaborate story 547 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,366 all on her own? 548 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,701 Sorry for lying. 549 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,745 You will be punished. 550 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:11,623 But, I kinda wanna know what happens next. 551 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,251 Oh! Reminded me of my days with my college improv team, 552 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,628 Quid Prov Quo! 553 00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:18,880 Did I ever tell you about the-- 554 00:22:18,922 --> 00:22:21,716 Thanks for being super cool, Mom. 555 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,135 Keiko! You interrupted what was sure to be 556 00:22:24,177 --> 00:22:26,346 a very cool story! 557 00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:28,014 Everything turned out well. 558 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,850 Except for losing the Invisible Car. 559 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,185 ** 560 00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:35,021 First, you make the dough. Then, you fry the dough. 561 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:37,399 Then, you take some me-time! (laughs) 562 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,150 -(bang) -(grunting) 563 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:42,278 What in Havemeyer's ham sack was that?! 564 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:43,947 ** 565 00:22:47,409 --> 00:22:50,078 **