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NEON BUZZING

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LINE STRAINING,
GRUNTING

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Huh?
Hello.

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SCREAMS

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♪ Supervillain, ahead of his time

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♪ Incredibly handsome genius
Criminal mastermind

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♪ But now he's all cleaned up
And fighting crime

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♪ A superhero that you stream online

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♪ It's Megamind

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♪ Oh, it feels good
To be good this time

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♪ It's Megamind

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♪ Oh, it's Megamind

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♪ Rules!

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DRAMATIC MUSIC,
ENERGY WHIRRING

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ZAP,
GRUNTING

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FIZZLING
What's the matter?

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Don't like my new style?

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Actually, it's fantastic.

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It's the whole being-evil-and-
zapping-us we find problematic.

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LAUGHING

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If only I had hands to applaud
this beautiful reunion.

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If only you had an actual mouth
I could shut!

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Oh, so spunky,
and so utterly exhausting.

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Your fight is with me,
Machiavillain.

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It doesn't have to be.

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Tell me, have you ever wondered
how I know so much about you?

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About the binky? There's still
so much I could teach you.

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Just admit that your place
is with me.

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I know where my place is,
Machiavillain,

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and it's with the side of good,
not evil!

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Then you'll have to fight
the one person

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who means more to you
than anyone else in the world!

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I won't fight Roxanne!

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Megamind's got
a little crush on me.

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CRACKLING
Isn't that sweet?

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In 22 minutes,

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I've programmed
the Evil Signal to go global,

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turning everyone on Earth
into a villain!

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If you're going to be true
to your heroic nature,

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you'll have to stop
the satellite.

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And if Evil Roxie is going
to be true to her evil nature,

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she'll have to try to stop you!
DRAMATIC CRESCENDO

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WHOOSHES

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Don't worry.
I'll make this quick.

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Not so fast, my dear.

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Victories are meant
to be savoured.

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I propose we give
our tenacious hero

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a five-minute head start.

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BEEP,
ROXANNE GROANS

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Fine.
TENSE MUSIC

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How are we supposed
to save the day in 22 minutes?

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It's only 20 now.

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Look, the important thing
is to remain calm

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and focus on the positive.

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Luckily,
I have countless gizmos here

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that can destroy that satellite.
BUZZER

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STRAINING
Access denied.

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Oh, come on!

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You didn't think I
was going to make it easy, did you?

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Easy, no.
But ever hear of a thing

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called hero-villain courtesy?

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Perhaps we can be of service.

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Well, well, well.
Looks like the Doom Syndicate

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fell victim to a good
old-fashioned double-cross.

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Not
even sure what I'm doing here.

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Uh, what happened to
Pierre Pressure's accent?

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Machiavillain stole it
when he stole our powers.

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Last I remember, I was
standing in front of a mirror,

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trying to hypnotise myself into
believing I was French, and...

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Oh...

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Now, the
only thing that'll mend our dark,

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broken hearts is revenge!
Please.

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You're just looking
for an opportunity to escape.

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You'll destroy me
the first chance you get.

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What make Megamind say something so
hurtful to old friends?

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Maybe it has something to do
with all of you

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trying to destroy me
multiple times!

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It is important to forgive.

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Behemoth even
write poem about it,

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which he'll now recite
from memory.

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ROMANTIC MUSIC
Oh, sweet forgiveness!

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You will...
Porta-prison, mute.

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Time's almost up.

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If I can't access my gizmos,
I'll have to build one.

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I have to get to
Everything City!

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I'm coming with you.

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And don't give me any of that
it's-too-dangerous stuff.

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Wouldn't dream of it,

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but someone
needs to watch the binky.

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You take it!
Maybe it'll give you an edge.

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I told you,
I'm not fighting Roxanne.

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But we also can't risk it
falling back into evil hands.

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I need you to guard that
with your life.

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The binky...
TENSE STING

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Even though I'm the one
that sorta gave it

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to the bad guy in the first place?

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We all make mistakes.
It's whether or not

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we choose to learn
from them that's important.

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You up for this?
I won't let you down!

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I know you won't.
HEROIC MUSIC

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Special chair, eject!

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BLASTING

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GLASS SHATTERS,
SCREAMING

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Look!
Megamind's trying to escape!

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ZOOMING,
WHIMPERING

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SCREAMING

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CROWD YELLING
Where'd he go?

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That handsome devil
is running down the alley.

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Let's get him!

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He's over here!
Let's find him!

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Don't let him get away!

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Never underestimate the
collective stupidity of evil mobs.

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TENSE MUSIC,
BEEPING

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Time's up. Roxie, sic 'em!
CRACKING KNUCKLES

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With pleasure!

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GRUNTING,
CRASHING

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You know, for someone
who taught Megamind

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everything he knows, you don't seem
to know him very well.

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Good luck even finding him!

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Which is why you
are going to tell moi, mon ami.

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WHIRRING
Where is Monsieur Megamind

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and what is he planning to do?

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He's heading to
Everything City to build a weapon

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to jank your satellite.
WHIRRING STOPS

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Oh, man,
that's totally cheating!

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Merci beaucoup!
BLASTING

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ZOOMING,
DRAMATIC CRESCENDO

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Polly 227, follow Roxie.

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I don't want to miss a minute
of what comes next.

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CAWING
Oh, boy.

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Almost have everything
to build a home-made Megazooka.

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Just need something
highly unsafe and volatile

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to act as an explosive.

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Bongo!

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BEEPING, WHOOSH
Whoa!

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STOMPING,
HEAVY METAL RINGTONE

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BEEP
Not really a good time, Keiko.

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Evil Roxie put
a Pierre Pressure whammy on me,

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and she's heading your way!

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LOUD CRASH,
GASPS

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DUST SETTLING

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Megamind...

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Come out and play...
DRAMATIC CRESCENDO

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Keiko, gotta go.
About to die.

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EVIL LAUGH

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Real talk. Is that
your actual annoying laugh

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or something you practised?

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Don't take your frustrations
out on me.

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I'm not the one
who left you to babysit

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while the real hero-ing
is done by the adults.

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SCOFFS
I think I can handle myself.

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Well, let's put that
to the test, shall we?

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DIALLING

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YELLING,
PHONES RINGING

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'I have a most generous offer

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'for my villain
colleagues out there.

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'Whoever comes to the lair
and retrieves the binky,

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'allowing me to restore myself
to my corporeal form,

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'will be deemed Metro City's
new overlord,

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'after I assume control of
soon-to-be Evil Earth, of course.'

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From lackey to sidekick
to evil overlord of Metro City?

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Now, that's a career path.
DRAMATIC CRESCENDO

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BEEPING
Alert, alert.

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Alert, alert. Alert, alert.

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Are we feeling
in over our head yet?

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SCRAPING,
TENSE MUSIC

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I know you're close.

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SCRAPING STOPS,
DEEP SNIFF

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SCRAPING RESUMES
I can smell your cologne.

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Pour homme, is it?

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Why must I be so vain?

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MUSIC STOPS

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THUD,
TENSE MUSIC PLAYING

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Hm...
SIZZLING

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There you are!
ZAP

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EXPLOSION,
SQUEAK

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'Now what
did those teddies ever do to you?'

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Consider it a coming attraction.

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'This isn't who you are, Roxanne.'
Who cares?

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Look how powerful I am!
WHIRRING, ZAP

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'Take it from me. Power without
purpose is pointless. And lonely.'

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Maybe this is the real me!

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DRAMATIC CRESCENDO
Ah, ha! Huh?

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'No, Roxanne. I know the real you.'

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No, you don't!

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METAL RINGTONE,
BEEP

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'Uh, boss, just checking in.'

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Uh, any chance
you'll be turning everyone normal

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in the next, say, 30 seconds?

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I'm a little in over my head here.

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Keiko, when you're a hero,
you're always in over your head.

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The trick is to not
lose your head.

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'Take a moment, breathe,

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'and often you'll find the answer
is staring right back at you.'

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Am I interrupting something?

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ZAP, FIZZLE
Ah!

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Megamind. Megamind?
Are you there?

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LOUD BANG,
GASPS

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RAPID BEEPING,
BANG

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BLOWS
Sorry to cut your call short,

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but I prefer your full attention.

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That is, unless you're
too scared to face me.

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Huh. Guess that answers
that question.

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Oh, how disappointed
you must be.

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That's my problem
with the whole hero thing.

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They get your hopes up,
only to let you down in the end.

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Quiet! I'm trying to think!
Megamind said

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the answer is often staring
right back at you...

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That's it!

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Unmute!
BEEP

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Nothing tastes as sweet.
ROMANTIC MUSIC

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The end. Got a little proposition
for you guys.

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Agree to help me defend the lair,
and I'll let you out.

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We both got tricked
by Machiavillain,

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and we both want the same thing.
Payback.

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OVERLAPPING DISCUSSING

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Maybe...

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OVERLAPPING DISCUSSING

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Looks like you got yourself
a team-up, kid.

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TRIUMPHANT MUSIC,
BUZZING STOPS

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The Incompetence Brigade
has assembled.

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I'm so scared

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BANGING

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That's a hundred evil citizens
trying to break down the door.

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We need to turn this lair into a
fortress before it's thousands!

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If we're gonna have any kinda
chance, we're gonna need help.

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Oh, I hope these passcodes
still work!

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Intruder alert. Intruder alert.

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Come on, come on!
Destroy.

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Des...
BUZZING, BEEPING

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Yeah. Good to have you back, guys!

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DOOM SYNDICATE GRUNTING

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WHOOSHING,
THUD

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We need something really big
to block this entrance!

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Behemoth, stand over there.

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GROWLING

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BANG
Behemoth helping!

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All you've done is delay the
inevitable by, what, minutes?

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Seconds?
I'm going to enjoy every...

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What? Sorry! Can't hear you.
CLICK

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Volume's going down.
BEEPING

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Well played, kid.
Alert, alert.

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OK. Everyone
to your battle stations!

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And remember!
Non-lethal tactics!

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We don't wanna
really hurt anyone.

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Fine...

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One Megazooka assembled.

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Now to blow up one laser satellite,
so everyone stops being evil.

249
00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:34,959
You know,
typical Thursday stuff.

250
00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,960
WHOOSHING
Ah!

251
00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:39,799
Roxanne, no!

252
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:40,959
WHIRRING,
CRUNCH

253
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:42,959
FIZZLING,
PARTS CLATTER

254
00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:46,959
Did I just break your last-ditch
effort to save the world?

255
00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,959
Oopsie-daisy!

256
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,959
I just love
final confrontations.

257
00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:53,959
They're so, uh,

258
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,959
final.
RUMBLING

259
00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:57,959
WHOOSHING

260
00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,159
SCREAMING,
DRAMATIC CRESCENDO

261
00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,959
Not so fast!

262
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,959
I'm not done playing with you yet.

263
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,959
I'm not going to fight you, Roxie!

264
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:10,959
Fair enough.
But here at the end...

265
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,959
You're only hurting yourself.

266
00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:14,959
GRUNTS

267
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,959
What have you done
with my favourite hand?!

268
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,639
What have you done
with my second favourite hand?!

269
00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,960
GRUNTING,
STRUGGLING

270
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:27,959
Megamind gives himself a right.
Megamind gives himself a left.

271
00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:28,959
And another. And another!

272
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,959
Looks like he's going
for a body slam!

273
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:35,319
And he hits the ground
like a sack of tomatoes.

274
00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,959
How much more punishment
can he take?

275
00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:39,999
Can't let him have all the fun.

276
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,159
Tag me in!
HE GASPS

277
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,159
No! Don't tag her in!

278
00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:46,959
DRAMATIC CRESCENDO,
HE GROANS

279
00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:48,959
Right hand, you traitor!
WHOOSH

280
00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:51,959
Float like a butterfly,
sting like me!

281
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:56,959
Ooh, a nasty right cross
sends our hero to the canvas!

282
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,959
BANGING,
BEHEMOTH STRAINING

283
00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,959
Here they come.
Get ready.

284
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,959
BANGING,
GRUNTING

285
00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:05,959
Nothing gets past...

286
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,959
ZAP,
CLATTERING

287
00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,959
...Behemoth...

288
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,479
That's what happens
when you're stuck between a rock

289
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,959
and a Dr Glazer Donut!

290
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,959
EVIL MOB LAUGHING,
YELLING

291
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:21,639
Doom Syndicate!
Hold the line!

292
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:22,959
DOOM SYNDICATE YELLING

293
00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,959
You want some of this?
Get outta the way!

294
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:26,999
CROWD YELLING

295
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,959
Brainbots! Deploy Porta-prisons!
BEEPING

296
00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:32,480
ZAPPING,
YELLING

297
00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:36,959
Oh, this is actually working!
Hyah!

298
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,959
GRUNTS,
KEIKO SCREAMS

299
00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,959
I'll take that binky,
if you don't mind.

300
00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,959
You should've joined us, Keiko.

301
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:46,639
Evil isn't my thing!
And it's not yours either, Chum.

302
00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:48,959
But if you won't listen to me,
then listen to this.

303
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,959
POLKA DOT LLAMA SONG
FAST VERSION

304
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,959
HE GRUNTS
Keiko?

305
00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:56,799
Oh, I don't know
what came over me!

306
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:57,959
It's good to have you back.

307
00:12:57,960 --> 00:12:59,479
SONG CONTINUES
Keep those on.

308
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,959
It's drowning out the sound
that turned everyone evil.

309
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:02,959
Gladly!

310
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,959
GRUNTING TO SONG,
TENSE MUSIC

311
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,000
Hello, old friend.

312
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,959
ZAPPING

313
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,959
VACUUM WHIRRING

314
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,959
CLINKING

315
00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,959
EVIL LAUGHTER

316
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,959
MEGAMIND GROANS

317
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,959
I'm getting the pukies!

318
00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:22,959
GRUNTS
Then fight me!

319
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,959
GROANING
Never.

320
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,959
Pathetic!
HE GRUNTS

321
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:32,959
What has all this hero nonsense
gotten you?

322
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,959
Even before my
mind-altering satellite,

323
00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,999
look how quickly
those simpletons turned on you.

324
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,959
But still, you defend them?

325
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,959
Because I know what's
in their hearts, Machiavillain.

326
00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:46,959
Just like Roxanne
knew what was in mine.

327
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,959
And I refuse to betray
the person I know, deep down,

328
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,959
is still there.

329
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,959
Then you are truly lost to me.

330
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,999
Roxie, end him!
TENSE MUSIC

331
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,959
Finally!

332
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,959
Whoa!
Caw!

333
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:04,960
Ca-caw!
ZOOMING

334
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,640
Hm. Guess he still has
a little fight left in him. Good.

335
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,959
CAGES BUZZING

336
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,959
Did we do it?

337
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,959
I think we did it!
ALARM BUZZES

338
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,959
BEEPING
Alert, alert. Alert.

339
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,639
This is what we
in the villain community call

340
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,959
"speaking too soon".

341
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,959
I'm very
disappointed in you, Keiko.

342
00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:27,959
When that evil horde frees me,

343
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,959
you will be rightly punished for
your good behaviour, young lady!

344
00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,959
Not now, Evil Mom!

345
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:35,959
It's not looking good, guys.
We're down to our last brainbot.

346
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,959
The future's
looking dark as a raven's tail.

347
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,959
I say we make
a cowardly retreat!

348
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,959
Behemoth agree.

349
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,959
You and your fish friend
are welcome to come along, kid.

350
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,959
I'm staying. Look, it's true.
We can't possibly win.

351
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,959
There's too many of them
and way too few of us.

352
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,959
But how many times have you guys

353
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,959
thought you had
the drop on Megamind,

354
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:58,959
only for him to pull out
a last-minute win?

355
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,959
We generally don't focus
on the negative,

356
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,999
but a lot.
And that's all we have to do.

357
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,959
Buy Megamind a few more
last minutes.

358
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:07,959
SHE SIGHS

359
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,959
This goes against
every fibre of my evil being,

360
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,959
but if we let this punk kid
show us up,

361
00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,959
we'll never hear the end of it
at this year's Villain-Fest.

362
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,159
Agreed.

363
00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:19,959
CROWD YELLING

364
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,959
ALL GASP

365
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,959
YELLING CONTINUES

366
00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,960
DRAMATIC CRESCENDO

367
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:28,960
WEAK CAWING

368
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,959
GASPING

369
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,960
WHOOSHING,
ELECTRICITY SIZZLING

370
00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:38,959
Recognise this spot?
GASPS

371
00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:42,479
Of course!
Back when I was weak.

372
00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:44,959
It's where you saved me from Titan.

373
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,959
That's where you're wrong,
Roxanne.

374
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,959
This is the spot
where you saved me.

375
00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:52,159
You had faith
that somewhere inside me,

376
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,319
there was a better person
wanting to come out.

377
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,959
You were right.
You were so right.

378
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,159
Stop talking!

379
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,959
GRUNTING

380
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,959
If you can find the good
in someone like me,

381
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:08,959
I know you can
find it in yourself.

382
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,999
ZAPPING

383
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,959
Pay him no mind, Roxie.

384
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:15,479
It's just the sad words
of a blue-headed buffoon

385
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,959
who doesn't know
when he is beaten.

386
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,959
I'm feeling pretty beaten, actually.

387
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:24,959
Your failure as an evil student
is my failure as an evil mentor,

388
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,959
and I hate failure!

389
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:30,959
Roxie, control-alt-delete
this mistake.

390
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,959
With pleasure.

391
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:36,000
GRUNTS,
POWER WHIRRING

392
00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:38,959
SCREAMING,
DRAMATIC CRESCENDO

393
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,959
ANGRY MOB CHATTERING,
TENSE MUSIC

394
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,959
Get 'em! Grab 'em! Get him!

395
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,959
We can't give up!

396
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:48,959
Never.

397
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:50,959
EVIL LAUGHTER,
SHOUTING

398
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:52,959
DRAMATIC MUSIC,
THUNDER RUMBLING

399
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,959
I know you won't
hurt me, Roxanne!

400
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,799
Willing to bet your life on it?

401
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,959
Willing to bet everything.

402
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,959
Because like I said before,

403
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,959
you're the goodest thing
that's ever happened to me.

404
00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,959
HOPEFUL MUSIC,
WHOOSHING

405
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,320
MUSIC DROWNS
OUT SPEECH

406
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:19,000
HOPEFUL MUSIC BUILDS

407
00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:23,960
WHIRRING STOPS

408
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,959
EYES WHOOSH

409
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,959
Roxanne?

410
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,960
ROMANTIC MUSIC

411
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,959
ROXANNE SIGHS

412
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:39,480
I've been wanting to do that
for a while.

413
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,959
No, no, no!

414
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,959
This is impossible!

415
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,959
All that genius planning,
only to be defeated

416
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,799
by a pathetic
declaration of love?!

417
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:52,959
Writing a song,
repurposing the satellite.

418
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,959
I mean, that's time
I'll never get back!

419
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,959
Right. The satellite.

420
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,000
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.

421
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,320
ZOOMING,
TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

422
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,959
WHOOSHING,
POWERS RUMBLING

423
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,959
WHIRRING

424
00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,960
ZAPPING,
SATELLITE CREAKING

425
00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,959
WHIRRING DOWN

426
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,959
What am I doing?

427
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,959
I don't know what came over me.

428
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:29,959
Oh, Keiko!

429
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:32,959
Mom!
BLANCHE SIGHS

430
00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,959
I'm so proud of you
for not listening to evil me.

431
00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,999
You got moves, kid.
If you wanted,

432
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,959
I bet you'd be
a pretty good villain.

433
00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:43,959
And if you wanted, I bet you
would be a pretty good hero.

434
00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:45,999
Hey! No reason to get nasty.

435
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,959
MACHIAVILLAIN LAUGHING,
CROWD GASPS

436
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,959
I wouldn't celebrate just yet.

437
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,959
HISSING,
DRAMATIC MUSIC

438
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:55,959
Machiavillain's alive?!
He can't be! What?!

439
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,959
Oh, no.
Here's a lesson for all of you.

440
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,959
Evil always lives
to fight another day.

441
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,959
And I promise you,

442
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,959
when next we meet, I will...
You know, I'm just gonna...

443
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,640
CRASH,
DUST SETTLING

444
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,959
Oh... my hair.

445
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:17,959
Never underestimate evil's
need to brag about itself.

446
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,799
UPBEAT MUSIC

447
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,959
Megamind! Megamind!
Megamind! Megamind!

448
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,959
CHEERING

449
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:28,799
Actually, it was
more of a "we" thing.

450
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,959
Let's hear it for our mayor!

451
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,959
CHEERING
Yes! Woo-hoo!

452
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,959
Roxie!

453
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:37,319
My hero.

454
00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:41,959
Sir! The old team,
back together again!

455
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,959
And now, to deal
with Machiavillain.

456
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,799
Already handled, Sir.

457
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:48,959
Let's just say he's
pretty crushed about his defeat.

458
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:51,959
DORKY LAUGH,
SNORT

459
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,999
It's funny because
he was totally crushed

460
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,799
by a piece of satellite!
LAUGHS

461
00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,959
CURIOUS MUSIC
If I know my old mentor,

462
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,960
it's gonna take more than that
to teach him a lesson.

463
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,959
BEEP

464
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,959
'Where am I?'

465
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,479
You taught me so much,

466
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,959
thought maybe
I'd teach you a lesson.

467
00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,959
That's why I've turned you

468
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,959
into the lair's
new digitised assistant.

469
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:19,959
Ugh, preposterous!
I am evil incarnate!

470
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,959
I would never lower myself to...

471
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,959
What's the temperature outside?
GLITCHING

472
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,959
Sunny, sir.
And a comfortable 73 degrees

473
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,959
with a light breeze
coming from the southeast.

474
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,959
What's happening to me?!

475
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,959
For the first time,
you're serving others.

476
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,959
Don't worry. It's a process.

477
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:37,159
After all,
I'm still learning myself!

478
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,960
No!

479
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,959
UPBEAT MUSIC

480
00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,959
It's been a few days since
Machiavillain's attack on Metro.

481
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,639
CAWING

482
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,959
It's really cool
seeing everyone working

483
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,959
to put the city
back the way it was.

484
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:55,960
Even people you wouldn't think
would ever work together.

485
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,159
Maybe we can keep this feeling.

486
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:02,959
Maybe we can all be heroes
to each other.

487
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,959
Then we'll be destined for...

488
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,959
for...
Greatness, Keiko.

489
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,959
We'll be destined for greatness.

490
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,959
STATIC,
CROWD CHEERING

491
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,960
You look good in blue.

492
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:18,959
CHEERING CONTINUES

493
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,959
I'm sure the Doom Syndicate
was glad to get their powers back.

494
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,959
Who said I gave them back?

495
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:25,999
DOORS SLAM

496
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,959
Ma'am! The Go Fish Gang
just broke out of prison,

497
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:30,959
and they're robbing
the Metro City Gold Reserve!

498
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,159
No rest for the formerly wicked.

499
00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:35,960
Now let's get to work!

500
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,480
TRIUMPHANT MUSIC

501
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:44,959
♪ Supervillain, ahead of his time

502
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,959
♪ Incredibly handsome genius
Criminal mastermind

503
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:51,959
♪ But now he's all cleaned up
And fighting crime

504
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♪ A superhero that you stream online

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♪ It's Megamind

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♪ Oh, it feels good
To be good this time

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♪ It's Megamind

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♪ Oh, it's Megamind
Rules! ♪

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