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('UH UH UH' BY TONY
AND THE KIKI PLAYS)

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   # Shoo, shoo, shoo-doo, shoo... #

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Fuck, how good is Peggy's place?
Oh, my god, it's so good.

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Meggles, I'm all nervous.

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You love parties.

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   Yeah, but what if no-one likes him?

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Who cares?
Do you like him?

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Oh, fuckin' great.

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No, I didn't... I nodded.
I like him.

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Yeah.
   Do you think he's too old for me?

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Do you think he's too old for you?

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Do you?

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Meggles, don't!
What?

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You have to stop caring
about what everybody else thinks.

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Maybe it's me.

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Maybe I just don't feel right
about like turning 30

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and dating someone in their 40s.

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Like I feel like I've just
skipped a whole decade by proxy.

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It's like I'm in my 40s
and yesterday I was 29.

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What the fuck.

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OK.

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Have you heard from your dad yet?

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Nuh, nothing.

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It's probably his fault.

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Maybe that's why
I'm into a grey beard.

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Alright, just stop.
I mean, look around.

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Look at Col. Life's good.

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   Look at him. He's such a good boy.

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He's so happy. Hi, Colly.

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And he's crippled.
He doesn't know he's crippled.

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   I'm gonna be like Col. Good idea.

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Drink your drink.

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Come here, hold my hand.
Don't tip me.

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Do you like him?

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Yeah, I do.
Great!

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Happy 30th, my baby.

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Don't tip...

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Oh, Ashley!

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Not cool.

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Oh!

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Eat shit, Meggle.
Ashley!

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Eat shit, Meggle.
Ashley!

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Eat shit.

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(THEME MUSIC)

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OK, you ready?

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Jesus Christ.

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Chi, come and take a look at this...
No, don't...don't call her.

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Fucking hell.

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You look like
a 'Love Island' contestant.

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OK, Chi, don't laugh.

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This is what young people
are wearing, isn't it?

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Ohh!
What young people?

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Gee, I'm just gonna have to...

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I'm gonna need a minute,
because this is a lot.

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It's just this is the first thing,

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you know, that we've done together
and I just want it to be perfect.

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Didn't you do the birthday thing
at her mum's?

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Yeah, I did,
but fuckin' young people

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just celebrate themselves
for a whole month, don't they?

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Like it's...

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They love it because their bodies

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aren't actively breaking
down on them yet.

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aren't actively breaking
down on them yet.

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Relax, Gilligan.

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(LAUGHS)

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Sorry.
Wait.

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This is Oh, yeah.

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Hey, Bo Peep,
I think your sheep left.

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(LAUGHTER)

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The hat is not the problem.

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It was the only thing
working for you, bra.

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Mate, who are you trying to impress?

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Her mates, obviously.

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They're millennials.
They hate everything.

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Fuck off. Get out.

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No, I wanna see
what else you bought.

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Just be cool, alright?
This is good. This is good.

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No! What are you doing?
What?

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The girl at Jay Jays
said it was lit.

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That's not lit!

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Yeah, well, she was on meth.
Man, it is so tight.

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Is that a cuff?

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Sorry, are you going
as a River Boy from Summer Bay?

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Get out! Both of you get out!

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OK, listen. Fine. OK, but listen.

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No, mates rates tonight, OK?

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We have a chance
to make some Claude Monet.

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Yeah, but I'm hosting them.

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Yeah, you can host them,
but they're paying.

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Right?
Yeah.

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Right? OK, OK.
Yeah.

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Take a breath.
You're gonna be right.

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Lose the fuckin' kerchief.

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Fuck.

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# I getaway everyday

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# My holiday

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# I'm getting paid

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# I live it up on the go

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   # I'm getting high, I'm never low. #

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYS)

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER)

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Hey.
Hey, are you guys with Ash's...

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Sorry, are you...

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OK.

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Oh, Ashy! Meggles!

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Oh, hi.
Oh, my god, you look amazing.

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   Yeah, you look...you look different.

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   Yeah, you look...you look different.

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Do I? Hello, boy. Hello, Colly.

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Yeah, I... I wear this sort of shit
from time to time.

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It's a normal... normal look for me.

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Is it?
Yeah.

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I just feel more
comfortable in it, really.

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Do you?
Yeah. Hey.

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Oh, G-Queen, lime green is over.

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I mean, Billie Eilish started it
and then she ended it.

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Yeah, she did, LOL.

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Um, hey, I've got you chickadees
set up, tucked out of the way.

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Ooh, watch out.
Ooh.

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
Just through here.

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Sorry, bubbykins!

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My babies!

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Squishies! Look at you.
Oh, my god, this jumpsuit.

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Do you like? Do you like?

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Ah, I do have a seat...
We're already set up over here.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
It's a bit like a step.

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Do you wanna come?
We're already set up over here.

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We love it here.

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Yeah, yeah, no,
but this is good, this is nice,

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but well, I've already set...

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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)

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Great. So...

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Hey, so um, yeah,
it's a bit private.

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It's already set up for you.

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There's nice lighting...
It's just there?

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It's just there.
Yeah.

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It's good for Col.
What do you think?

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Yeah. Oh, my god. Oh!
Oh! No, no, it's fine.

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I mean, we're close
to the bar here...

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I mean, we're close
to the bar here...

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Yeah, yeah.
..and everyone's comfy.

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Totally.
Is that alright?

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Yeah, totally.
I can roll with that, babe.

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Rock on.

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Hey, um, where are the draaanks?

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Yeah-hey!

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Wait right there.
Just keep the vibe up.

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Keep the vibe up, keep the vibe up,
keep the vibe up.

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Keeping the vibe up!

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Oh, my gosh, the Smarties?

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Yeah.
And pretzels?

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Yeah, just starters, you know.
These are so retro.

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Are those Cheds?
Yes, sir.

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You didn't say this was '80s theme.
Cute!

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Oh, my god!
No, no, no, it's not.

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Oh, um, Meggles,
if I could ask you to...

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It's a major breach of my RSA.

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OK, I might go check the taps out.

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No, no, no, we can do it here.

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So, many rules.

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Not really.
So, uh, who wants a drink?

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(GASPS) Oh, my god,
let's get mescal margaritas?

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GROUP: Yeah!

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We don't have mescal, but I could...

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Oh, do you have froze?

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Like... Like rose slushie?

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Yeah.
No.

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Do you guys have tapath?

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Tapas?

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Oh, no,
it's actually pronounced tapath.

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Is it. Uh, no, no.

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But I do have a menu
of wonderful things

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that we've worked
on that we could maybe...

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that we've worked
on that we could maybe...

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Why don't we just get
like food delivered in?

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Like why don't we just do that?
Yeah...

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Can't do that, unfortunately.

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Oh, rude.

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Me? Um, who is gonna order a beer?

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Not me. No. Mm, no.

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But her early stuff
had a completely different sound.

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I know, she's on a major journey
and, you know, I'm here for it.

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So, am I.
Who's that?

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Ah, St Vincent.

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The hospital?

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Oh, Gordy!

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I am so, so sorry about him.
It's alright. Alright.

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Ah, you're hilaire, G.

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(CLICKS TONGUE) You know, it.

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Don't throw me
under the hipster bus, Chi.

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That's not fuckin' cool.
I'm already having a shit time.

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OK.

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She is so excellent.

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But I'm married. To a man.
What is going on?

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Calm down, mate.
You're twice her age.

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Ah, hello pot, this is kettle.
You're old.

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You'll always be older than me.

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By like two months, mate.
That's right.

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Whatever.

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How good's Megan, eh?
Leave her alone.

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What?
Hmm?

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Huh?
I just...

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I don't think she's into you.

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I'm pretty sure
we just made some good eye contact.

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I'm pretty sure
we just made some good eye contact.

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Just leave her alone.

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Why?

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Because Gordon is not OK, OK?

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He's not happy
about the way things are going.

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You should sort that.
Talk to me.

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I mean, there's no spot next to Ash,

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she's not introducing me to anybody.

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I'm basically a fuckin' waiter
at my girlfriend's party.

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Listen up, right?

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Focus.
Yep.

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Focus, yeah?
OK, yeah, this is good.

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That...
Yeah, is your woman.

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You're great together.
Yes.

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You're a sex god
in an amazing outfit.

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It's good.
100%.

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Get in there, do your thing.
I needed this. Thank you.

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You can do this.
Alright.

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Nice.

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And stop hassling the women.
OK.

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Lesson learned.
Don't buy a white couch.

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Alright, alright, alright!

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So, what we have here...
Some tiny beers that cost more.

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(LAUGHTER)
(ALL SNAPPING)

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Haven't heard that one before.

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Oh, good boy!
Ah...

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Oh, no, don't feed him.
Don't feed him.

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Oh, this man
doesn't like you very much.

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What? No, it's my dog.

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Are any of these gluten-free?

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Are any of these gluten-free?

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Uh, no...
Where can I charge my phone?

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Your Wi-Fi is so bad.
I know, it's the worst.

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Yeah.
So, anyway...

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Whatever.
..enjoy these, guys.

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It's my summer series.

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Um, cheers.
Actually, you know, what?

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I might just barge in here,
if you don't mind,

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with my rhubarb sour,
called Rhubarbara.

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What are you doing?

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Sorry, I don't believe we've met.
I'm Gordon.

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Ashley knows me.

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Usually. Ash?
Ash.

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Sorry. No, I was just voicemail.

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Um, everyone, this is Gordon.

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   He's... so, yeah, he's my friend.

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OTHERS: Ohh!
Yeah.

254
00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,880
Oh, there she is!
I was looking for Willow.

255
00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:38,800
Oh, my god!

256
00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,720
Thank shit.
I thought you were just the waiter.

257
00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,840
Fuckin' random.

258
00:09:43,240 --> 00:09:46,040
No, no, no, I'm Gordon.
I'm Gordon and I own the brewery.

259
00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,640
So, hello again, everyone.

260
00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:49,760
It's great, Gordon. I love it.

261
00:09:49,800 --> 00:09:50,880
Thanks, Meggles.

262
00:09:52,600 --> 00:09:55,640
Hi.
Yeah, no, it's cute.

263
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,640
Yeah, great, thank you.
Yeah, we've done a...

264
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,760
I'm Scout.
Hey, Scout. Hey.

265
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,000
Actually, Scout, Scout,
Scout, Scout, Scout!

266
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,880
Actually, Scout, Scout,
Scout, Scout, Scout!

267
00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,480
Just thought I'd stop you...
Doesn't matter.

268
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,320
But on the next one,
I know they're small,

269
00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:07,000
but they're actually not shots,
or shooters.

270
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,600
They are designed to be sipped.

271
00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,160
Or experienced, really...
(BELCHES)

272
00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,880
..because we make everything
in-house with local ingredients.

273
00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,960
In fact, you'll like this.

274
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,360
We've recently changed the supplier

275
00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,280
for the oranges for our Hops
and Dreams Pale Ale.

276
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,320
In fact, that's the one
that you have there, mate.

277
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,840
Ooh, yummy, mate.

278
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,880
Yeah, yeah. So, anyway.

279
00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:28,600
But you know,
you don't have to have that one.

280
00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:30,680
Have whichever. Cheers.

281
00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:32,160
Cheers, cheers.

282
00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:34,000
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

283
00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:36,000
(WHISPERS) Just look in the back!
SCOUT (WHISPERS) No, I can't...

284
00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:38,400
(ROMAN AND SCOUT MUTTER)

285
00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:40,320
Who's a good boy!

286
00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,880
I put the ketamine in here, like...

287
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,200
Hey?

288
00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:47,120
I passed it back to you.

289
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,400
No, no, no, no.
You like me the most, don't you?

290
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:54,800
How good are pretzels?

291
00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:56,400
I never eat them but then
when I do eat them...

292
00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:57,680
Oh, yas, Zadie! They're coming!

293
00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,280
Oh!
Oh, I love her.

294
00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:00,000
Who's that?
Zadie.

295
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,680
Who's that?
Zadie.

296
00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,640
Sadie and?
It's Zadie and nobody else.

297
00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,680
Just Zadie.
Oh, sure, totally.

298
00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:05,880
No, I just thought
you were talking about

299
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,120
a big group of people called Zadie.

300
00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:09,720
That's alright.
Um, I'll get her a seat.

301
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:12,160
Oh, no, you'll get them a seat.

302
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,240
Yeah, uh... What?

303
00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:14,560
They're non-binary, Gordon.

304
00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:18,280
Right.
Oh, honey, your boomer is showing.

305
00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,320
No, actually, it's not, man,

306
00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,800
because we have a
genderless bathroom here.

307
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:26,040
So, your arsehole is showing.
(LAUGHS, SNAPS)

308
00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:28,920
Um, hey there. I'm Gordon.
What's your name?

309
00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,400
Willow.
'Course you are. Yep. That fits.

310
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,240
Lovely long arms. Willowy.

311
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,360
Can I grab you for a second?
Yeah.

312
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,400
Wow.
Great.

313
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,080
Sorry to steal the woman
of the hour.

314
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:39,640
Just say person of the hour.

315
00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:40,840
Fuckin' hell.

316
00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,080
So, that guy's the worst.
No, he's not, he's fine.

317
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,800
That's Ryan
and he's just testing you.

318
00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,240
OK, well, I'm not passing.

319
00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,520
I mean, you know
I'm an ally and all that shit.

320
00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,600
I just missed it.

321
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,360
Yeah, you did,
and you were a bit rude.

322
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:56,240
I'm rude?
You need to relax.

323
00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:58,240
I'm relaxed. I am relaxed.

324
00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,000
Trust me.
OK.

325
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,280
Trust me.
OK.

326
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,680
I just want them to...
I mean, do they like it here?

327
00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,520
Yeah, they're getting there.
They like it everywhere.

328
00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:05,920
(PHONE CHIMES)
They're animals.

329
00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:07,000
OK.

330
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:09,640
You OK?

331
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,360
I thought Dad messaged me,
but he didn't.

332
00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:12,400
He still hasn't.

333
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:13,760
Have you not heard
from your dad at all?

334
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:14,840
No.

335
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:16,080
I'm sorry, that's shit.

336
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,560
Um, but listen,
I did get you something.

337
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,080
Oh.

338
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,280
Sorry, it's a few days late,

339
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,520
and I just wanted to make sure
it was right.

340
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,200
But um... And it's nothing big.

341
00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:29,040
It's just... But open it.

342
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,960
Oh, my god.

343
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,480
You like it?

344
00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:40,400
I love it. I love it.

345
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:41,760
Good. Anyway...

346
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,240
Can you put it on me?
Yeah?

347
00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:45,160
Yeah.
Alright.

348
00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,280
Turn around?
Yeah.

349
00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,480
Look nice?
Beautiful. Beautiful.

350
00:12:57,520 --> 00:13:00,000
Thank you, Gordon.
You're welcome.

351
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,120
Thank you, Gordon.
You're welcome.

352
00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:01,680
Hey there,
I have a little birthday surprise.

353
00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:03,080
Ooh, here we go.

354
00:13:03,120 --> 00:13:06,440
My passion project.
Secret off-licence gin.

355
00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,160
She never does...
This is very special.

356
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:09,880
I see myself
as a bootlegger of sorts.

357
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,080
A gin madam, if you will.

358
00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,040
Are we happy with gin madam?
I don't know, is that good?

359
00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,360
I liked it.
Oh, thank you!

360
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,760
Gin madam.
I distilled this last spring.

361
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,320
Mmm!
It is tart.

362
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,200
It's berry forward.
Berry forward.

363
00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,600
And it has hints of Chilean pepper.
Mmm!

364
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:25,080
So, happy birthday to you, 30.

365
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,600
(GLASSES CLINK)
Thank you!

366
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,840
Hey, are they doing shots?

367
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:30,560
GROUP: Shots! Shots!
Shots! Shots! Shots!

368
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,800
No, guys, these are off-licence.

369
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,640
   Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!
No, we're not.

370
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,680
Fuckin' whoo!

371
00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:35,880
   ('SUPERHEROES' BY BLACK CAB PLAYS)

372
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,680
Stop moving! Stop moving! Fuck!

373
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:41,720
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

374
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,840
Yo! Yo!

375
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,280
So, much for some quiet drinks
with nerds.

376
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,880
Yeah, she played you.

377
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,920
How'd the necklace go?
It went great.

378
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,120
I knew it.
It went great. Yeah.

379
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:00,000
OK, desert island, three things.

380
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,560
OK, desert island, three things.

381
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:01,600
Go.
Oh.

382
00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,240
Um, first aid kit, machete, goggles.

383
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,440
Fuck. You're hardcore.
Yes I am.

384
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,640
Hey, hey, hey, not inside.

385
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,600
Not even gonna take your kids
or your husband.

386
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,560
Or music.
No, they're dead weight.

387
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,120
Music would be pointless.
Do not test me on this, Miss Megan.

388
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,040
I watch a lot of 'Naked and Afraid'.

389
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:20,680
(LEVER CLICKS, BEER SPLASHES)

390
00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:21,800
Has anyone...
Oh!

391
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,280
Has anyone ever told you
that you're fascinating,

392
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,560
and very beautiful?

393
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,320
No.

394
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,080
Oh, come on.

395
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,320
So, are you.

396
00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:39,400
You know, what it is?

397
00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:41,720
It's like a watering hole
in the African savannah.

398
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:42,760
You been to Africa?

399
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,960
No, I don't need to. I got YouTube.
Mm.

400
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:46,120
Oi, check it out.

401
00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:50,040
You can tell who's in charge,
who's half dead, who's in trouble.

402
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,080
You know, what?

403
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,000
I just don't remember
ever drinking this much

404
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:54,080
when I was their age.

405
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,880
That's because you drank this much.

406
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:57,840
Yeah, well, I'm falling behind.

407
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,360
Famous last words, bro.
We'll see.

408
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,000
I've gotta go home.
I mean, I've... I've got a family.

409
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,920
I've gotta go home.
I mean, I've... I've got a family.

410
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,360
And I want to move
to Bowral with her,

411
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:04,400
and I wanna bake sourdough.

412
00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,480
Who, Megan?

413
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,720
I am intoxicated by her.
I've gotta go. I've gotta go.

414
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,840
Where'd she go?

415
00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:09,880
To the bathroom.
OK

416
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,000
Can you look after her?
I will.

417
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,880
Hey, not like that.
I would actually kill you.

418
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,120
Chi, I love you,
and I'm very sorry about all this.

419
00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:16,240
Oh, it's OK.

420
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:17,440
Just keep charging them
for drinks...

421
00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:18,520
Yep.

422
00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,680
..and lock the door at midnight.
Yeah.

423
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:21,880
And tell me not to leave Andre.

424
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:22,960
Don't leave Andre.

425
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Did you say leave Andre?

426
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,120
Don't leave Andre.

427
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,160
OK. Love you guys.

428
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,200
Love you.
Love you too.

429
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,400
Bye. I've gotta go.
Fuckin' hell.

430
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,640
I know, right?

431
00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,080
Hey, who's this joker?

432
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,280
Shit, this is the ex.

433
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,080
   GROUP: James! James! James! James!

434
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,840
Hi!
Hey! Buddy!

435
00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,240
No, outside food or beverage, mate.

436
00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:43,240
GROUP: Boo!

437
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,000
That's rude!

438
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:46,080
Shut up!

439
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,480
Look at this fuckin' guy.
He's like a...

440
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:48,880
he's a fuckin' dreamboat.

441
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:50,120
Look at him.
Yeah, look at him.

442
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,640
He's fucking gorgeous.

443
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,880
Tall, dark and handsome.
Look at him.

444
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:55,120
How tall is he?
I don't know. 6'5"?

445
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,760
Jesus Christ. This is...
I mean, what the fuck.

446
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,800
Here's what you do, alright?
Look at me.

447
00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,000
Yeah?
Yeah.

448
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,200
Yeah?
Yeah.

449
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:02,240
Walk in there...
Alright.

450
00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:03,640
With authority...
Yeah.

451
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,200
Like you're in Africa.
OK.

452
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,520
Yeah? OK. Yeah?
Yeah.

453
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,560
Deepen your voice.

454
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,600
Yeah.
Yeah?

455
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:09,760
(DEEP VOICE) Yeah.
Puff out your chest.

456
00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,840
There you go.
Yeah.

457
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,320
Give him a firm handshake.
Yeah.

458
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:13,360
Firmer.
Yeah.

459
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,400
Firmer.
Yeah.

460
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,440
Firmer!
Yeah.

461
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:16,480
Silverback the prick.
Fuck yeah.

462
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,520
Harder.
Fuck.

463
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,560
Harder! Come on! Fuck!

464
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:24,200
Fuck!
Fuck yeah! Yeah! Yeah. Yeah.

465
00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,680
I didn't know, you were coming.

466
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,120
Ryan texted me.

467
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,400
Ah, 'course he did.

468
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,440
Gidday mate, how ya goin?
Gordon.

469
00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,120
Good to meet you, James.
Heard a lot about ya.

470
00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:37,320
I've heard so much about you, too.
Have ya?

471
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,200
I love your outfit too, man.
Thanks mate. Yeah.

472
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,440
That's so awesome, Ashy.
I didn't know, your dad was coming.

473
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,320
(LAUGHS)

474
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,920
Are you fuckin' for real?
That is funny.

475
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,240
You're not... He's not your...

476
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,760
No, mate, I'm not her dad.

477
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,080
Obviously.

478
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,600
Ah, he's actually my boyfriend,
so...

479
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,360
OK. Alright.
I'm sorry, Gavin.

480
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,000
No, it's Gordon, actually.
You can probably head off, mate.

481
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,560
No, it's Gordon, actually.
You can probably head off, mate.

482
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,560
This is my place.
Don't kick him out.

483
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,440
   You're being weird. Don't be weird.
I'm being weird?

484
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:05,480
Yeah.
You're being weird.

485
00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,720
You know, what? Fuck this.
Oh.

486
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,800
Oi, Gordon!
Grab us another round...

487
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:11,599
No, mate, I can't fuckin'
grab you anything, alright?

488
00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,560
And stop eating the fuckin' pizza,
alright, OK?

489
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,200
Leave the dog. Leave him.
Don't fuckin'... You want pizza?

490
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,040
Fuckin' order pizza off this.
We have flatbread, it's delicious.

491
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,640
We worked really
fucking hard on this shit.

492
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,440
And stop turning
the fuckin' music up!

493
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,760
We have a licence here.
We have neighbours here.

494
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,800
(LAUGHTER)

495
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,240
He's normally... cool.

496
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,800
Yeah. Seems it.

497
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,840
Honey, I'm so embarrassed for her.

498
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,960
I got you something.

499
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,400
I know,
this was your favourite shirt

500
00:17:40,440 --> 00:17:43,160
when you stayed over, so, yeah.

501
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,360
I love this shirt.

502
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,280
It smells good.

503
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:58,120
# Try your luck with me

504
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,520
# Try your luck,
Please try your luck,

505
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:07,560
# Try your luck with me

506
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,000
# Try your luck,
Please try your luck,

507
00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,280
# Try your luck with me

508
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,680
# Oh, take a second

509
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:20,680
# You're looking in the mirror
And you see my reflection

510
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:24,800
# You know, it's good

511
00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:28,160
# And you getting on your knees
Like a good boy should

512
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,960
# And if I think about it. #

513
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,760
Fuckin' fuck!

514
00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,960
Meggles, leave it, leave it,
leave it, leave it.

515
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,400
No, don't drink it,
don't drink it, no!

516
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,800
Don't drink that.

517
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,600
Gross.
Yes.

518
00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:50,480
That tastes sad.
Yes. Yep, yep, yep, that is sad.

519
00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:54,600
You OK?
Yeah.

520
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,400
Chiara's very special.
Mm-hm.

521
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,640
Does she like women?
I don't think so, no.

522
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,000
She's married to a man.

523
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,400
She's married to a man.

524
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,280
Although he doesn't have
a lot of arm hair or leg hair.

525
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,640
That's beautiful.

526
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,840
Do you like women?

527
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,440
I don't know. Only when I drink.

528
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:12,560
Well, you probably do, then.

529
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,400
Don't be so binary...
Don't drink... Don't drink it!

530
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,080
Eugh! I forgot.

531
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,720
It's better the second time.
Let me take that.

532
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:22,800
There we go.

533
00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,800
Hey.

534
00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,280
You have a kind face.

535
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:32,040
Thank you. So, do you.
Thank you.

536
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,600
Yours is like Play-Doh.

537
00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:38,120
Squishy. Squishy and malleable.

538
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,720
Alrighty. Thank you.

539
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:44,040
You like Ash a lot, don't you?

540
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,960
I really do.

541
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,440
What do you like about her?

542
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,400
Well, right now
she shits me to tears...

543
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,560
Mm.

544
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:54,760
..but usually
she's sort of brilliant.

545
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,120
I mean, she's usually...

546
00:19:58,200 --> 00:19:59,720
I've never met anyone like her,
you know?

547
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:00,000
And she sort of came out
of nowhere as well...

548
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,320
And she sort of came out
of nowhere as well...

549
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:05,000
I think...I think
I over-trusted a fart during that.

550
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,160
OK. Yeah, alright.

551
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:07,440
Well, you go sort
yourself out, then.

552
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:08,560
OK.
Alright?

553
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,720
Hey, Megan, do you wanna play
beer pong with me?

554
00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,280
Shat myself.
Cool.

555
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:14,840
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
(GLASS SHATTERING)

556
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:18,360
(LOUD MUSIC BLASTS)
The fuck?

557
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,200
What in the fuck is happening?
Can you get down, please?

558
00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,200
Hey! Hey!
(INAUDIBLE).

559
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,840
Get off the bar!
Get off the bar.

560
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,880
Shut the music off.
Yeah, sweet, sweet.

561
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,040
Excuse me.

562
00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,840
What? Hey! Hey, what the fuck!

563
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,960
Get the fuck...

564
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,680
Right, that's it, out!
Everybody out.

565
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,440
(THUDS)
Oh, shit!

566
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,320
(MUSIC STOPS)

567
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,960
Are you OK, mate? Are you OK?

568
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,760
All good.

569
00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,240
Whoo!
Hey, mate, are you OK?

570
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,160
No, I'm fine.

571
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,240
Brett, call an ambulance.

572
00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,000
No, no, no, no. Honestly, I'm fine.

573
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,280
You're not fine. You just fell 6m.

574
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,320
I don't have travel insurance.

575
00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,520
OK. Alright, party's over, everyone.
Get out.

576
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,280
(ALL PROTEST)

577
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,040
Hey, hey,
your mate just nearly died.

578
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,320
Oh, no, he's not with us.

579
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,480
Who're you with, mate?
Whoo!

580
00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,360
OK, licence is over. You gotta go.

581
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:21,360
OK, ah, now
I am calling the bill $500,

582
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:24,240
which let's face it,
is extremely generous.

583
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,560
Brett is gonna put that on the bar.

584
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:27,240
Somebody had better come up
and sort that out now.

585
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,440
I'm an influencer.
I don't pay for shit.

586
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:30,520
I don't care.

587
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,040
Ash said this was free.
Hmm?

588
00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:34,400
Did you, Ash?

589
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:36,880
Yes.

590
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,800
No...
   You said you'd take care of us...

591
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,280
It. Us.

592
00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:41,560
Have I not?

593
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,720
OK, calm down, Grandpa.

594
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,760
(LAUGHTER)

595
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,560
Ryan, you are an absolute cunt.

596
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,160
Whoa!

597
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,960
OK. Hey, OK.

598
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,360
Um, thanks for coming, everyone.
Let's just...

599
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,000
I mean, yeah.
   And thanks, Gordon, you know for...

600
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,520
I mean, yeah.
   And thanks, Gordon, you know for...

601
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:02,560
So...

602
00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:04,240
Um, can we all go back
to yours, Ryan,

603
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,280
and I'll come over soon?

604
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,080
Of course, honey. Mi casa, su casa.
Thanks.

605
00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,600
But not you casa.

606
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,760
# Ha...

607
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:20,280
ALL: # Happy birthday to you. #

608
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,240
Nah, don't.

609
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,080
It's all meh. Don't.
ALL: # Happy birthday to you. #

610
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,800
Stop it. Please stop it.
Stop it, guys.

611
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,120
Whoo!

612
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,880
(DOOR SQUEAKS, SHUTS)

613
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,920
(KEYS JINGLE)

614
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,840
Sorry, hey. Are you mad at me?

615
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:44,960
Yeah.
Why? What'd I do?

616
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
What'd you do?

617
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:47,200
You just stood there all night

618
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,920
and watched while your friends
shat on me.

619
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,560
Yeah,
   they... they were bad and I'm sorry.

620
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,000
Um, is anything broken?

621
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,000
Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
But I hope Ryan dies.

622
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,440
Oh, it's fine. Don't worry about it.
But I hope Ryan dies.

623
00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,520
Like tonight.

624
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:08,760
Is that all?
No, actually, it's not.

625
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,800
I don't appreciate

626
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,120
being treated like a warm prop
in front of your ex.

627
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,880
You weren't.

628
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,480
You ignored me all night

629
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,200
and then you grabbed my dick
in front of James.

630
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:19,200
I did not grab your dick.

631
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,480
You fucking did.

632
00:23:22,280 --> 00:23:23,640
I don't know
how this is gonna work, Ash,

633
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,680
if this is a night out with you
and your mates.

634
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:30,080
Maybe the age difference
is too much, I don't know.

635
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:32,240
OK.

636
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:33,800
I just don't party
like that anymore.

637
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,640
Oh, don't you?
Why are you still drinking then?

638
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,560
Because I just finished work.
Right.

639
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,720
But people in there
were doing fuckin' nangs

640
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,120
and snorting dexies.

641
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,400
Yeah, it got loose
   because it was my birthday party.

642
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:46,600
It's not always like this.

643
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:47,800
Well, I'm past that.

644
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,360
Are you?
Yeah.

645
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,920
Yeah, I am.
Yeah.

646
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,920
No, you'd prefer just to drink
two bottles of red wine

647
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:54,480
and play online poker for hours.

648
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:55,560
That's real healthy.

649
00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,680
You're mean.
No, I'm not, you're mean.

650
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,280
You embarrassed me
in front of my friends!

651
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:07,040
How? By being the consummate host?
I did everything.

652
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,320
You were tense
and you were fuckin' rude!

653
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:10,920
I wasn't...
   And then you kicked them all out!

654
00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,120
I was tense

655
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,600
because I wanted everything
to be fucking perfect.

656
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,960
Well, it wasn't.

657
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:21,960
Well, according to your mate, James,

658
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,400
your dad did show up after all,
so you're welcome.

659
00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,520
Wow, that's nice.
(CAN CRUSHING)

660
00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,120
I don't think things
are meant to be this hard

661
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:36,200
this early on.

662
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,080
I agree.

663
00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:42,200
We shouldn't have kept the dog,

664
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,400
because this isn't working.

665
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,560
I don't need this then, do I?

666
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,840
Later.

667
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,520
Later?
Yeah, Gordon.

668
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,360
You just broke up with me,
so, fuck off!

669
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:57,480
We are done!

670
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,840
Fine!

671
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,120
(GATE THUDS AND RATTLES)
Ah!

672
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,760
Oh!

673
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,880
Fuckin' hell.

674
00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:31,120
# Old lover, you miss me

675
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:37,160
# Over the ocean,
I hope this finds you well

676
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:45,680
# Warm sun on my back

677
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:49,360
# The Earth on its axis

678
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:55,320
# The violence when we met

679
00:25:55,360 --> 00:26:00,000
# We're good people

680
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,080
# We're good people

681
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:03,520
# But why don't we show it?

682
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:15,520
# Dead birds on the stairwell

683
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,360
# Some ugly morning

684
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:24,960
# Fell from their nests

685
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:30,640
# No, don't tell your parents

686
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:34,440
# When we start sharing

687
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:39,920
# Each other's beds

688
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:44,880
# We're good people

689
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,320
# But why don't we show it? #

690
00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:51,360
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691
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:53,760
(ANIMALS HOWLING, CHIRPING)

692
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,240
(TIGER PURRING)