1 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:19,352 (electronic dance music) 2 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:48,448 (♪) 3 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:55,021 - (Shoresy): So dumb! - I know. 4 00:00:55,021 --> 00:00:56,356 Fuckin' so dumb. 5 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,058 Delaney was at the Coulson last night? 6 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,492 - (Miig): Mm-hmm. - What side? 7 00:00:59,492 --> 00:01:01,394 - Which fuckin' side? - The strip club side. 8 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:02,695 The strip club side. 9 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,531 The Yanks brought their team in a day early 10 00:01:04,531 --> 00:01:06,499 for a Sudbury Saturday night game. 11 00:01:06,499 --> 00:01:07,967 Guess no one told them our Friday's 12 00:01:07,967 --> 00:01:09,202 have a similar reputation. 13 00:01:09,202 --> 00:01:11,204 How do you know he was at the rippers? 14 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:12,639 'Cause I was in there too. 15 00:01:12,639 --> 00:01:15,542 (electronic dance music) 16 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:19,479 (Ziig): He was in the VIP room the entire night 17 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:21,581 and just took his pick and kept filling their pockets. 18 00:01:21,581 --> 00:01:23,616 (Shoresy): Is that what the kids are callin' it these days? 19 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:24,751 (Sanguinet): How do you know this? 20 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,219 (Ziig): 'Cause I was in there too. 21 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:28,521 (electronic dance music resumes) 22 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:31,758 - Aren't you dating a guy now? - I wasn't that night. 23 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,526 Out roaming for a canal, eh Ziig? 24 00:01:33,526 --> 00:01:35,462 - They closed the place down. - Good. 25 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,630 If he had a late one, he won't be 100% today. 26 00:01:37,630 --> 00:01:38,998 Turns out the night was young. 27 00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:41,234 He was going to the wee hours, going hard. 28 00:01:41,234 --> 00:01:42,669 Well, Delaney loves the snooters. 29 00:01:42,669 --> 00:01:44,471 I don't know how he was getting any up there 30 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:46,306 - after a certain point. - How do you know that? 31 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:47,440 'Cause I was in there too. 32 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,777 (electronic dance music resumes) 33 00:01:58,551 --> 00:01:59,519 (whistle blows) 34 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:00,687 Get between his ears early. 35 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,689 If he was up doin' snooters all night, 36 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:04,224 he's between his own ears. 37 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:05,525 You tryin' a new scent, Ziig? 38 00:02:05,525 --> 00:02:07,127 - Still on me from last night. - Hmm. 39 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,862 You guys know how much perfume strippers wear. 40 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:11,598 - No, I don't. - Kee-he-he-he! 41 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:13,833 Yo, were the sluts with their girls again all day? 42 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:15,335 - Ask them. - Is Michaels still 43 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:16,870 - acting weird? - Goalies are always weird. 44 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:19,572 - Why are the Jims always late? - Bangin' yer mom, Ziig! 45 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:21,074 Even with the new hired guns, 46 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,409 don't lose track of Belson, Welson, Bilson, and Wilson. 47 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:24,444 We won't. 48 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:27,213 {\an8}(speaking French) 49 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,092 {\an8}- Remy Nadeau! - Oui, oui, oui. 50 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,543 {\an8}Benny et Remy Nadeau! 51 00:02:56,543 --> 00:02:57,810 Ay-yo! (clears throat) 52 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:00,713 Bilson à Belson, Belson retour à Bilson, 53 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:02,982 Bilson à Wilson. Wilson à Welson. 54 00:03:02,982 --> 00:03:05,985 Welson de retour à Wilson, Wilson à Benson. 55 00:03:05,985 --> 00:03:06,986 {\an8}Oh, no, no! 56 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:13,660 Et un Remy Nadeau! 57 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:15,595 So, you don't think if you put the top three American 58 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:16,896 players against the top three Canadians, 59 00:03:16,896 --> 00:03:18,598 - it would be close? - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 60 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,832 - You're serious? - I get it, bud, 61 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:22,368 you got your first tuggy down there playin' NCAA, 62 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,871 but the hockey's better up here and so are the tuggies. 63 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,606 Okay, Matthews, Gaudreau, and Tkachuk brothers. 64 00:03:26,606 --> 00:03:27,707 - Either one. - Pick one. 65 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,475 - No, I can't. - Give your balls a tug. 66 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:30,710 It's the same with the Hughes brothers. 67 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,412 - Tit fucker. - What uh, okay, 68 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,280 Matthews, Gaudreau, and Eichel. 69 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,848 McDavid, MacKinnon, and Crosby. 70 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:37,650 - That'd be close! - I didn't even say Makar 71 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:38,685 and the other three might say 72 00:03:38,685 --> 00:03:39,886 he's better than all three of them. 73 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,387 Let's get goin' here, boys! Let's go now! 74 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:44,691 Wilson à Bilson à Belson à B-Belson à D-Delson 75 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,659 à W-Wilson, à W-B-Delson 76 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:49,262 - à Ben-selonay. - Opalye! 77 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:50,997 So, how's it feel, Delaney? 78 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:52,899 You did so much blow, you're in the NOSHO. 79 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:55,168 Hey, is that coke on your nose? I'm callin' the cops. 80 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:57,470 Hey, Delaney, let's get an eight-ball put some porn on. 81 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,706 Hey, better check your balance. I heard you left your card 82 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,374 in the ATM, ya fuckin' loser. 83 00:04:01,374 --> 00:04:03,076 - Knock it off, Shoresy. - Schnurr! 84 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,011 - No one's buggin' ya over here. - Schnurr! 85 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:06,679 Don't bug us, we won't bug you. 86 00:04:06,679 --> 00:04:08,748 Shut the fuck up, Schnurr, you old fuck. 87 00:04:08,748 --> 00:04:11,050 Hey, ya up late doin' some of that Chuck Sheen? 88 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:13,219 A little up town? A little nose cardio? 89 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,887 Hey, what does that remind ya of, Delaney? 90 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,189 Hey, what does that remind ya of? 91 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,157 Oh boy, it's sure great to be able to breathe 92 00:04:18,157 --> 00:04:20,560 outta my nose right now, Delaney, I gotta tell ya. 93 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:21,728 I've played through worse, Shoresy. 94 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:23,096 - Shut up. - And against better. 95 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,230 You feel like shit. 96 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:25,798 Playing guilty's a performance enhancer. 97 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,367 - You're still high. - You watch. 98 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,334 I think you're still high. 99 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:29,469 Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. 100 00:04:29,469 --> 00:04:31,204 - Fer what? - Shut your fuckin' mouth. 101 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:33,640 - Hey, take it easy, big boy. - You don't go near him. 102 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,041 The cops are comin'. Let's get outta here. 103 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:36,643 - Come on, let's go! - Fuck you! 104 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,578 - Hurry! - Nah, get the fuck outta here. 105 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:39,746 Hey, you want this? 106 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:42,482 (players shouting indistinctly) 107 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,217 {\an8}Wilson à Phil? 108 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:56,129 {\an8}Ooh, oh... 109 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,307 {\an8}Et Remy Nadeau! 110 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,708 Shut up ya fuckin' goon! 111 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:10,209 - (Palmer): I'll get ya. - Yeah, let's fuckin' see it. 112 00:05:10,209 --> 00:05:11,944 (overlapping arguments) I'll spear ya in the teeth 113 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,080 before you get your gloves off. Oh yeah? Let's fuckin' see it! 114 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,915 - I'll fuckin' get ya! - Hey, you like your teeth? 115 00:05:15,915 --> 00:05:17,150 (ref): Everyone outta here! 116 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:18,951 Huh? You wanna look like that? Hey! 117 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:20,320 - Let's see it. - I'll fuckin' get ya, bud. 118 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,555 Yeah, good luck with the Jims, ya big dumb fuck! 119 00:05:22,555 --> 00:05:24,390 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 120 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,592 Yeah, good luck with the Jims, ya fuckin' goon. 121 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:27,927 I'll go through the whole fuckin' team 122 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:29,262 - to get to ya, Shoresy. - Let's see it! 123 00:05:29,262 --> 00:05:30,830 - What're ya gonna do? - I'll go through 'em 124 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,298 - fuckin' twice to get ya! - You're not gonna do 125 00:05:32,298 --> 00:05:34,000 fuckin' anything! Oh yeah, let's fuckin' see it! 126 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,435 I'll go through everybody! 127 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,669 Did ya get that, Cor? 128 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:37,770 (walkie-talkie beeps) (Cory): Roger. 129 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:39,072 Fuckin' eh. 130 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,640 Hey, how'd your date go last night, Liam? 131 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,176 - It was good. - Yeah? What'd ya do? 132 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,311 We went to the theatre at the Rainbow Centre. 133 00:05:45,311 --> 00:05:47,180 No, I mean what'd you do? 134 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,648 Oh, sorry. 135 00:05:48,648 --> 00:05:49,982 Yeah. 136 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:53,019 Frenched for a bit, but nothin' else. 137 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,721 Must've had your walkie clipped 138 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:56,889 to your shoulder then, eh? (walkie-talkie beeps) 139 00:05:58,057 --> 00:05:59,959 - (Shoresy): Woo! - Hey, 140 00:05:59,959 --> 00:06:00,993 Jims! 141 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:02,962 Whudda y'at? 142 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,432 {\an8}- (loud fart) - You know what's good 143 00:06:06,432 --> 00:06:07,400 in a chicken salad? 144 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,634 I expected ya to be a bit 145 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:09,769 more involved out there, Jim. 146 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:10,870 Yeah. (Shoresy): Jim. 147 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:11,871 Sorry. (Shoresy): Jim. 148 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:12,805 We'll get there, Shoresy. 149 00:06:12,805 --> 00:06:13,873 Don't worry 'bout it, bud. 150 00:06:13,873 --> 00:06:15,875 - Wasabi aioli. - All right, boys, 151 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,977 if there's one thing better than winning, 152 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,579 it's beating the Yanks. 153 00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,813 And those guys across the rink, 154 00:06:20,813 --> 00:06:22,181 if there's one thing worse than losing, 155 00:06:22,181 --> 00:06:24,217 - it's losing to Canada. - B'ys, there's nutting 156 00:06:24,217 --> 00:06:25,752 for them so bad as dat. 157 00:06:25,752 --> 00:06:27,387 We're gettin' pretty close to something real shiny 158 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,755 at the finish line here, boys. 159 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,690 And the Yanks wanna make sure we don't get it. 160 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,226 So, when that puck drops, you'd better be goin', 161 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:35,161 'cause you bet the Soo Hunt will be. 162 00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:37,063 Well, might take Delaney a minute to get goin'. 163 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,031 - We gotta set the tone, boys! - Unless he's over there 164 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:41,167 - hittin' rips before the anthem! - I've got a pretty good idea 165 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,535 on who's settin' the tone tonight. 166 00:06:42,535 --> 00:06:43,936 Who's gonna set the tone, Sanger? 167 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:46,172 - Who's gonna fuckin' set it? - Jim, you ready? 168 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:47,940 - Yeah. - Good, 'cause you're goin'! 169 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,842 - (team): Yaa-hoo! - Jim, you ready? 170 00:06:49,842 --> 00:06:51,644 - Yes. - Good, 'cause you're goin'! 171 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:53,379 - (team): Yaa-hoo! - Jim, you ready? 172 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:55,114 Feelin' pretty good, Sanger. Feelin' ready to go. 173 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,916 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (team): Yaa-hoo! 174 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,751 {\an8}(Sanguinet): Dolo, ready to mix it up? 175 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:01,187 Good, 'cause you're goin'! (team): Yaa-hoo! 176 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,722 (Sanguinet): Hitch, how ya feelin' about 177 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,056 two points tonight? (Hitch): Yes, sir! 178 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:05,558 - (voices fading) - Good, 'cause you're goin'! 179 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,427 (team): Yaa-hoo! 180 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,898 (tense rap music) 181 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,287 (music stops) 182 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,022 (Shoresy): Who's gonna set the tone, boys? 183 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,790 Who's gonna fuckin' set it? 184 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:40,760 Oh, here we go! (whistle blows) 185 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,861 What the fuck, Jim? 186 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:44,030 (players shouting indistinctly) 187 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:45,598 Who's fuckin' going? 188 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:47,567 Who's goin, boys? Who's goin'? 189 00:07:47,567 --> 00:07:48,835 Fuck's sake! 190 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,336 (crowd jeering) 191 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:52,305 - Let's go, Jim! - Set the tone, Jimmy. 192 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:53,506 Set the tone. 193 00:07:53,506 --> 00:07:55,141 (players cheering) 194 00:07:55,741 --> 00:07:57,176 Go! 195 00:07:58,411 --> 00:07:59,245 Fuck's sake! 196 00:07:59,245 --> 00:08:01,280 (crowd shouting) 197 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,915 (players cheering) 198 00:08:07,587 --> 00:08:09,088 Fuck's sake! 199 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,592 Yeah! Come on! 200 00:08:14,026 --> 00:08:17,029 (ref): 36 is gone, Sanguinet. Third man in. 201 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:18,831 Shoresy's line. 202 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,867 Well, boys, better fuckin' run 'em up. 203 00:08:20,867 --> 00:08:22,201 (player): Hey! 204 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,306 (crowd cheers) 205 00:08:27,306 --> 00:08:29,275 (buzzer blares) 206 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,213 (whistle blows) 207 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:36,015 (horn blares) 208 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:38,384 (player): Hey! 209 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,321 (whistle blows) 210 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,025 (buzzer blares) 211 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,762 I'll get that fuckin' cunt in the second. 212 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:51,197 That'd be great! 213 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:53,132 Well, are we just gonna be down a goal all night, boys? 214 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:55,568 Let's get ahead! Shoot the puck! 215 00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:00,206 (players cheering) 216 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:02,241 (horn blares) 217 00:09:05,411 --> 00:09:06,812 (cheering) 218 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:10,383 Fuck's sake! Wake the fuck up! 219 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,885 (players cheering) 220 00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,488 (Delaney): Woo-hoo-hoo! 221 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,657 How do you like it, Shoresy, huh? How do you like it? 222 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:19,425 (Shoresy): Shut up ya fuckin' drunk! 223 00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:20,426 (Delaney): Haha! 224 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,395 Could use a momentum swing here, Sanger! 225 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,663 (Sanguinet): Jims' line. 226 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,331 Run 'em up and fill 'em in, boys. 227 00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:28,434 Let's fuckin' go! Holy fuck, Goody, Dolo, 228 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:30,369 if I spray the puck with Melodie's perfume, 229 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,438 you think you'd go after it a little harder? 230 00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:35,575 Fuck, Fish, are you ever gonna score again? 231 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,612 I'm startin' to think you'll never score again, eh? Ever? 232 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,081 Here we go! Here we go. 233 00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:44,817 Come on, Jimmy! Jim, come on! Come on, Jimmy. 234 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,485 - Come on, baby! - Come on, Jimmy! 235 00:09:46,485 --> 00:09:47,987 - Get him! - Here we go! 236 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:49,422 - Let's go Jim. - Come on, Jimmy! 237 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,523 (overlapping shouting) 238 00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:51,657 (Shoresy): For fuck's sake. 239 00:09:51,657 --> 00:09:52,992 Fuck's sake. 240 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,860 - There ya go, yeah! - Let's go! 241 00:09:54,860 --> 00:09:57,363 Yeah! Fuck's sake. Fuck! 242 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:00,299 (crowd murmuring) 243 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:09,241 (buzzer blares) 244 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,412 (skates thumping) 245 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:16,382 Shoresy. 246 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,451 - You okay? - Yeah, just sometimes 247 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,319 when I get real frustrated, I cry a little bit. 248 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,954 But I'm fuckin' trying not to. 249 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,489 - Maybe just cry, my guy. - Oh, no, no, 250 00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:25,191 let's do somethin' fuckin' productive. 251 00:10:25,191 --> 00:10:26,559 - Behind the eight-ball here. - Yeah, well, 252 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,127 that's what happens when you don't set the tone. 253 00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:30,129 - Jims tried to set the tone. - They never set it. 254 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:31,764 - Never got set. - Well, ya gotta set 255 00:10:31,764 --> 00:10:33,132 the fucking tone! 256 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,300 Dolo sucks tonight. 257 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,701 Well, don't let Goody off the hook. 258 00:10:35,701 --> 00:10:37,703 I don't expect them to show up in the third either. 259 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,271 Well, they already played a fuckin' period between 260 00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:40,740 - the sheets. - They look like shit. 261 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:42,208 - They stink! - Frankie's head 262 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:43,476 - is somewhere else. - Yeah, probably 263 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,744 in a box of Zebra Cakes. 264 00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,045 What do you wanna do? 265 00:10:46,045 --> 00:10:47,680 You tell me. 266 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:50,383 Let's go through the supporting cast. 267 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,118 - That's all we can do. - Fish. 268 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:54,286 Fish may never score again, Sanguinet! 269 00:10:54,286 --> 00:10:56,756 Exactly. No use for scorers who don't score. 270 00:10:58,257 --> 00:11:00,426 (arena organ chimes) 271 00:11:00,426 --> 00:11:02,528 Holy fuck, Jims! What happened? 272 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,597 I thought I'd take a few to get inside 273 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,432 and maybe he'd break his hand on my head. 274 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:07,833 - (loud fart) - Lucky you didn't 275 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:09,035 - get knocked out. - How many times 276 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:10,703 - have you been knocked out? - Four or five. 277 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:13,239 - That's a lot of concussions. - Never had a concussion. 278 00:11:14,373 --> 00:11:16,142 Well, Fish, ya ready to be the hero? 279 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,309 - What? - Huh? 280 00:11:17,309 --> 00:11:18,978 - You just said-- - I know what I said. 281 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:20,513 You're gonna score us a fuckin' goal. 282 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,548 What if I don't? (Sanguinet): You're cut. 283 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,018 I'm cut? 284 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:28,020 You used to score us a goal a game. 285 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,389 - How many did you get last game? - Zero. 286 00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:33,893 - And the game before that? - Zero. 287 00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,795 - And the game before that? - Zero! 288 00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,730 No use for scorers who don't score. 289 00:11:37,730 --> 00:11:39,298 (scoffs) 290 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:44,403 (tense electronic music) 291 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,742 Score us a goal, Fish. 292 00:11:49,742 --> 00:11:52,178 (music intensifies) 293 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,621 (♪) 294 00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,199 (whistle blows) 295 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,306 (crowd groans) 296 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,676 (whistle blows) 297 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,646 (crowd cheers) 298 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,515 (horn blares) 299 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:41,093 (Bulldogs cheer) 300 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,498 (♪) 301 00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:50,870 (horn blares) 302 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,006 (indistinct chatter) 303 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:55,608 My man. 304 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,577 Well, Fish, you scored the game-winning goal, 305 00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:00,346 but your mom's real ugly. How's it feel? 306 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,948 Pretty big smile for a guy who almost got cut. 307 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:05,351 - That was fucked up. - Well, didn't see you 308 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,153 complainin' when your teammates were mobbin' ya. 309 00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,554 - I'm serious. - Didn't see you complainin' 310 00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,089 when the fans were cheerin' your name. 311 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,524 - That wasn't cool. - Won't see you complainin' 312 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,826 when you're gettin' your dink sucked later tonight. 313 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:14,994 Or maybe I will. 314 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,896 What, you want me to come watch or? 315 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,799 Don't fuck with me like that again. 316 00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:22,134 Nice game, coach. 317 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,370 (rap music) 318 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,316 (players cheering) 319 00:13:43,022 --> 00:13:44,723 I think it's pretty fuckin' obvious. 320 00:13:44,723 --> 00:13:46,792 (clapping) 321 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:52,431 - Shoresy. - Call your fuckin' parents. 322 00:13:53,365 --> 00:13:55,334 Cunt hair away from fucking up that record, slut. 323 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:57,803 Well, they don't ask how, they ask how many. 324 00:13:57,803 --> 00:13:59,605 Could do without the suspense next time. 325 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:01,807 - Ask and you shall receive. - Kee-he-he! 326 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:03,442 - You've got press. - Yew! 327 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,277 - Not with her. - I was gonna say, 328 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:06,445 let me grab a shower first. 329 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,080 Got a fuckin' ecosystem down here. 330 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,415 - Ew! - This guy knows 331 00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,150 - what I'm talkin' about. - Oh, fuck you, Shoresy. 332 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,019 It's a different press opportunity. 333 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,554 Well, is she hot? 334 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,661 (quietly): Is he dying? 335 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,465 - What? - Is he going to die? 336 00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,267 - No. - What's wrong with you? 337 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:30,236 Well, usually when they bring somebody in 338 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,204 for something like this, like a kid, it's 'cause 339 00:14:32,204 --> 00:14:34,306 - it's like... - What? 340 00:14:34,306 --> 00:14:35,841 - His last wish. - No! 341 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,643 What do you think, you're the fuckin' Rock? 342 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,044 So, he's not dying or anything? 343 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,646 - No! - You're in the fucking NOSHO, 344 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,314 - you're a nobody. - Then why do you got me 345 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,849 doing an interview with a fucking infant? 346 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:44,850 - 'Cause we-- - Huh? 347 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,418 He's not an infant. (Nat): 'Cause we are 348 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:47,953 an organization by the community for the community 349 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,456 and doing interviews for his popular YouTube show 350 00:14:50,456 --> 00:14:51,957 will help us reach more of our community. 351 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:54,727 So, first you got us with our dinks out in calendars, 352 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,429 and now you want us on a kids' show? 353 00:14:57,429 --> 00:14:59,632 It is a bit weird when he puts it that way. 354 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,500 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fer what?! 355 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,068 We want more kids out to games. 356 00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,703 - Why? - Because kids in sports 357 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,739 - stay off the streets. - Drugs kill dreams. 358 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,173 You're an idiot. 359 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,976 (Nat): His name is Jory. (Shoresy): What? 360 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,979 - Jor-y. - Jory? 361 00:15:13,979 --> 00:15:17,850 Yeah, like Cory but Jory. 362 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:21,020 Oh, my God. So dumb. 363 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,857 Ready? Okay. 364 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,294 Welcome to the Sudbury Kids Sports Report. 365 00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,628 I'm your host, Jory Jordan and I'm here 366 00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,864 with the captain of your Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 367 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,666 - (clicks tongue) - What's up, buddy? 368 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,402 - What's goin' on? - Another win for the Bulldogs. 369 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:37,770 - You bet. - That's a good lesson 370 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:39,939 for the kids at home, you don't have to be pretty. 371 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:42,942 Let's open it up to some fan questions. 372 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,210 This one comes from local realtor Brandon Town. 373 00:15:45,210 --> 00:15:47,146 "Great job on the calendar." 374 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,514 Thanks buddy, appreciate that. 375 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,916 You understand that's out there forever now? 376 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,351 Think you'll have kids one day? 377 00:15:52,351 --> 00:15:54,019 Maybe you can't. 378 00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:55,454 If a kid came to school and said, 379 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,423 "Hey, look at this calendar, it's your dad." 380 00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,191 Can't get much worse than that. 381 00:15:59,858 --> 00:16:02,394 Only if you got a name like Jory Jordan. 382 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,496 Let's go to another fan question. 383 00:16:04,496 --> 00:16:05,864 There aren't any. 384 00:16:05,864 --> 00:16:08,767 You're not that great at interviews. Kinda simple? 385 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,236 They weeded out all the simple kids from gen pop 386 00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:13,138 in grade 3 at my school. What was it for you? 387 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:14,940 Just a couple more questions, Jory. 388 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:17,076 Would you say getting held back in grade 2 was worse 389 00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,544 than getting held back in grade 1? 390 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,446 - Alright, last one, Jory. - Two-part question. 391 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,414 What was it like seeing all your friends move up a grade 392 00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:24,416 without you, and do you use that as motivation today? 393 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,352 Thanks, Nat. That was fun. 394 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,619 Looks like that'll be all for tonight 395 00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:29,054 on the Sudbury Kids Sports Report. 396 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,422 (Shoresy): Get big and strong, kid. 397 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:32,424 You're gonna need it if you wanna act like that. 398 00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,560 Don't take it out on me that you can't have kids. 399 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,028 (Nat): For fuck sakes, Shoresy. (Shoresy): Fer what?! 400 00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:38,297 - What the hell was that? - He's not even dying. 401 00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:39,565 I meant the game. 402 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,633 What the one we're on a 22-game heater after? 403 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,335 - We sucked. - We stink. 404 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:44,837 - Frankie was somewhere else. - He hasn't heard 405 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,106 - from his girlfriends, my guy. - Girlfriends? 406 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:49,308 Goody and Dolo have had their heads in mitt all day. 407 00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:50,376 Michaels is still acting weird. 408 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,111 (both): Goalies are always weird. 409 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,412 And what is with the Jims? 410 00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:54,747 Well, they didn't set the tone. 411 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,715 Have you ever heard of Reach For The Top? 412 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,050 Sanguinet, did you threaten 413 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,418 to cut Fish if he didn't score? 414 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,820 - Who ratted? - It wasn't a threat. 415 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:03,389 Sanguinet... 416 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,257 - Is that true? - You surprised? 417 00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:06,458 Well, didn't see him complainin' 418 00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:07,793 when his teammates were mobbin' him. 419 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,495 - That's over the top. - Didn't see him complainin' 420 00:17:09,495 --> 00:17:10,696 when the fans were cheerin' his name. 421 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,231 - Don't do that again. - Won't see him 422 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,700 complainin' when he's gettin' his dink sucked later tonight. 423 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,603 Or maybe I will. Fuck it, I'll watch if he wants me to. 424 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,438 You have multiple fires to put out, Shoresy. 425 00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,340 Which one are you gonna start with first? 426 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,441 - Yeah, so-- - Never mind, 427 00:17:22,441 --> 00:17:24,576 I don't care. But start now. 428 00:17:24,576 --> 00:17:26,945 - Oh, my God! - Go! 429 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,747 So dumb. 430 00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,384 - Sanguinet, eh? - Man's a killer now. 431 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,453 I used to not like it when he was like that. 432 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,789 - Like what? - Shoresy. 433 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:38,757 You don't want him anything like Shoresy. 434 00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:42,094 I gotta say, he's settling into it, though. 435 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,730 - Loves to win. - Hates to lose. 436 00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,832 Bulldog hockey, baby. 437 00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:48,167 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 438 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,169 - (knocking) - Hi. 439 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:54,640 Couldn't find the arena guy. Do you mind if I step in? 440 00:17:55,774 --> 00:17:57,042 Unfortunately, you got a problem with all three 441 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:58,710 shower heads in the visitors' locker room. 442 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,512 They're almost completely blocked and they're leakin' 443 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,713 where the heads meet the hose. 444 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:02,948 What are you, a fuckin' plumber? 445 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,349 Yeah. Always wanted to learn a trade. 446 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,818 Better late than never. 447 00:18:05,818 --> 00:18:07,820 I got caught workin' late today. Ended up takin' my truck 448 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,689 to the game. Luckily, I had some Teflon tape in there 449 00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:12,958 and I fixed the seals where the heads meet the hose. 450 00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,828 But as for the heads themselves, do you have any CLR? 451 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,064 'K, great. Have your arena guy run 'em through that 452 00:18:19,064 --> 00:18:21,366 for a couple minutes. They'll be as good as new. 453 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,703 And that's not to imply you couldn't do this all yourself, 454 00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:26,538 I just figured you'd be pretty busy 455 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,107 running the best team in the league and all. 456 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,441 Soon to be the best team ever. 457 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,977 Right. Goodnight. 458 00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:36,882 What a fuckin' nerd. 459 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,550 That guy played a thousand games in the show. 460 00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:39,885 Now he's in the NOSHO. 461 00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,587 That guy played with first-ballot Hall of Famers. 462 00:18:41,587 --> 00:18:44,289 - Now he's a plumber. - Everybody needs a plumber. 463 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,425 What a fuckin' nerd. 464 00:18:46,425 --> 00:18:47,826 Nat. 465 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,628 Dude, your knees are shaking. 466 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,296 Holy shit woman, you're fired up. 467 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,433 I don't think I've ever seen this. 468 00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:55,767 Uh-uh. 469 00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:57,269 (Miig): You don't date sluts, remember? 470 00:18:57,269 --> 00:18:59,905 (Ziig): Yeah, you just take them down. 471 00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,173 Uh-huh. 472 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:03,041 (Miig): So... 473 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,345 I'm gonna fuck that slut. 474 00:19:06,345 --> 00:19:08,847 (electronic music)