1 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:19,319 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,989 {\an8}(whistle screeches, music stops) 3 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,223 (Shoresy): Everybody, listen up, here! 4 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,958 Let's listen up here now. 5 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,895 Yeah so, 6 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:03,596 even though they've been real poopy lately 7 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,532 over the Reach For The Top team... 8 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:07,067 (Hitch): B'ys had poopy diapers luh. 9 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,968 Just a big, hot dump in there. 10 00:01:08,968 --> 00:01:10,703 The Jims have slingshot back 11 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:13,573 in a way I think we can all agree is pretty good. 12 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:15,175 - You probably thought that-- - What's my favourite 13 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:16,142 No Doubt song, Fish? 14 00:01:16,142 --> 00:01:17,644 - Sunday Morning. - Don't Speak. 15 00:01:17,644 --> 00:01:18,978 You probably thought when you dragged MacPherson 16 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:20,547 over to the bench, that the Jims would just 17 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:22,048 pop him a couple of times, hey, my guy? 18 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:23,950 I thought they'd just pop him a few times, Sanguinet. 19 00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,585 - Yeah, and then-- - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 20 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,487 And then, they pulled him right into the bench. 21 00:01:27,487 --> 00:01:28,721 {\an8}(speaking French) 22 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,990 {\an8}- Right into the pine. - In a way I think we can 23 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,759 {\an8}all agree it was pretty good. 24 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:33,960 {\an8}Unbelievable. 25 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:36,029 - Yeah, so Jim? - Yeah? 26 00:01:36,029 --> 00:01:37,197 - Jim? - Yes? 27 00:01:37,197 --> 00:01:38,765 - Jim? - Chapman's really makes 28 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,968 the superior stick, eh? - The game sticks go to you. 29 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,336 (players clap) - Hey. 30 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:44,771 But... but... 31 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,909 Yeah so, Michaels for backstopping us 32 00:01:49,909 --> 00:01:51,177 to a 23-game heater. 33 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,313 One game away from something real shiny, my guys. 34 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:54,614 And for helping the Jims with 35 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,516 the Reach For The Top team... 36 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,385 ...he gets to eat his stick 37 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:02,655 before anybody else gets to eat their stick. 38 00:02:02,655 --> 00:02:04,824 (players clapping) 39 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:07,694 Fellas, um just-- 40 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:09,129 No, it's not a fuckin' microphone. Hurry up 41 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,431 and eat it, so the boys can eat theirs. 42 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,700 Hey! Nat's office. 43 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,435 What if someone had their dick out?! 44 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:18,204 I'd puke at the look of it or laugh at the size of it. 45 00:02:18,204 --> 00:02:20,340 - Oh, my God. - Let's go. 46 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:22,342 You've been summoned by the league. 47 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:23,409 - Fer what? - Already? 48 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:24,844 The Zamboni wasn't even off yet. 49 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:27,247 - Phone call or in person? - In person, tomorrow. 50 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,749 Under no circumstances may you speak. 51 00:02:29,749 --> 00:02:32,118 We will do the talking. - Fuck! 52 00:02:32,118 --> 00:02:34,053 So sick of seeing those broads. 53 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:38,625 Well, I hope Danis is wearin' summin' good, she's sexy. 54 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:40,160 - What? - Hmm? 55 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,195 - Did he just say... - Danis. 56 00:02:42,195 --> 00:02:44,164 Sexy. 57 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,065 - Fuck you, Shoresy! - Fer what? 58 00:02:46,065 --> 00:02:47,967 We are looking at getting our captain suspended-- 59 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,702 - They won't sussy him. - ... for our record-breaking 60 00:02:49,702 --> 00:02:51,404 game and all you can say is Danis is sexy? 61 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:53,806 I think all three of them are pretty sexy. 62 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:57,210 Like, if we're gettin' it all out on the table. 63 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,312 Who said we're getting it all out on the table? 64 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,147 I've wailed on it to the thought of the three 65 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:02,916 of them taking turns on me. 66 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:04,851 Really? 67 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,586 If I'm wailing on it and there's no internet 68 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,154 or anything, yeah. 69 00:03:09,155 --> 00:03:11,758 - Talk to me about Danis. - Well... 70 00:03:11,758 --> 00:03:15,395 like, I've never wanted a gal to rough me up or anything but-- 71 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:17,764 - But what? - Well, I... 72 00:03:17,764 --> 00:03:20,400 wouldn't mind if she did. - Did what? 73 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,969 - Slap you around a little bit? - Hmm, put me in a headlock. 74 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,604 - A headlock? - Or a leg lock. 75 00:03:24,604 --> 00:03:26,172 What the fuck are you talkin' about, dude? 76 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:27,974 I dunno, just however she'd wanna fuckin' do it. 77 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:29,642 However she'd wanna fuckin' squeeze me between her legs 78 00:03:29,642 --> 00:03:30,944 or whatever. I don't fuckin' care. 79 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:33,079 - We'll pick you up tomorrow. - Oh, my God! 80 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,981 (Nat): Wait! - Ho-ly! 81 00:03:34,981 --> 00:03:36,416 - How's Frankie? - How would you be 82 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:37,917 if no one liked you? - You tell us. 83 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:40,019 - Well, someone likes him. - The gays? 84 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,721 (Nat): Frankie's calendars have been so popular 85 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,489 in the gay community that now they want him 86 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:44,991 to do an appearance. 87 00:03:45,692 --> 00:03:47,961 (Hitch): What's an appearance, ol' man? 88 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,096 When a venue pays you to appear there. 89 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:52,865 It's a fancy word for show up. 90 00:03:52,865 --> 00:03:54,167 But why don't they just say that? 91 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,603 So idiots like Frankie feel important. 92 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,573 - They offered $1,000. - Pfft, settle down. 93 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,743 He won't come out of his room, b'y. 94 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,645 - Well, he's gonna have to. - Nat turned it down. 95 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:07,614 She says she can make 10 times more doing it herself. 96 00:04:07,614 --> 00:04:09,182 (Hitch): And what do that mean, me son? 97 00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:11,718 Gay night at the Coulson. Starring Frankie. 98 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:15,555 They should call it Going To The Dirty Areas. 99 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:17,824 {\an8}(Goody): Devastated. 100 00:04:18,524 --> 00:04:19,525 {\an8}(Hitch): Inconsolable. 101 00:04:19,525 --> 00:04:21,327 {\an8}He won't come out of his room, b'y. 102 00:04:21,327 --> 00:04:23,463 They should call it Man On Man. 103 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:24,831 What's up, Pam? What's goin' on? 104 00:04:24,831 --> 00:04:27,166 Fuck you, Shoresy. Limblifter t-shirt today, Hitch. 105 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,968 - Yeah, you're a fan, Pam? - I was more into 106 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,703 Age of Electric. - Remote Control is a good tune. 107 00:04:30,703 --> 00:04:32,405 You should check out their first record. 108 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:34,641 - I'd love to. - Enya is a good track. 109 00:04:34,641 --> 00:04:36,075 Come on, Pam, why don't you come over 110 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:38,244 and we'll play the record? - It is a good record. 111 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:40,313 Come on over, we'll play some tunes. 112 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:45,084 (footsteps approaching) 113 00:04:45,084 --> 00:04:46,419 (Michaels): Boys... 114 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,688 I fucked up. 115 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,990 - Well, you're an idiot. - No, you know how I said 116 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:52,825 that success isn't success unless you have someone 117 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,894 to share it with? - My guy, did you go-- 118 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:56,863 Yeah, I went and saw Mercedes. (scoffs) 119 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:58,331 How's she lookin'? 120 00:04:58,331 --> 00:05:00,600 (rap music) 121 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:10,710 She looks so fucking good. 122 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:12,412 - She's a bit young but-- - Michaels. 123 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:14,447 Look, I know, Sanger. You got a squeezer off the side 124 00:05:14,447 --> 00:05:16,449 of Party Island in Wasaga Beach, okay? I get it. 125 00:05:16,449 --> 00:05:19,052 But that was then. This is now. 126 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,987 - You wanna talk about now? - What? 127 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,023 I dropped my buddy off at her place on my way here. 128 00:05:24,023 --> 00:05:25,491 - Who? - Augustine. 129 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,260 Ah, you know he'll be long-dickin' her. 130 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,429 - Yeah. - My buddy got a blowie 131 00:05:29,429 --> 00:05:31,464 on a boat from her this summer in Honey Harbour. 132 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:33,466 - Nice. - What did she say? 133 00:05:34,367 --> 00:05:36,336 She said she wanted to take it slow. 134 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,538 That's not what she said to my buddy! 135 00:05:38,538 --> 00:05:39,906 She said, "You better get your dink out. 136 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,708 Your cousin's pretty cute, too." 137 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:45,244 Then she said she wants us to go see her brother. 138 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:49,182 Fer what? 139 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:51,718 We need to repay our debt to the Policetti's. 140 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,054 Well, one of us better put on some fuckin' Old Spice. 141 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:58,024 (R&B music) 142 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,194 Sanguinet. 143 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,030 Why don't you come sit beside me? 144 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,598 Ugh. 145 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,868 I thought you said that we could take it slow? 146 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,604 We can. Doesn't mean we will. You smell good. 147 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,606 So um... 148 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:15,675 it's time for us to pay our debt or-- 149 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,143 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 150 00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,412 Sanguinet, last year, the Bulldogs came 151 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,581 to the Policetti's in need of a favour. 152 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:23,182 That favour was granted. 153 00:06:23,182 --> 00:06:25,084 Now the Policetti's need a favour from you. 154 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,552 - A favour? - That's just the word 155 00:06:26,552 --> 00:06:27,620 I'm using. You're gonna do it. 156 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:29,188 What is it that you'd like us-- 157 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:30,790 Shh, shh, shh. 158 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:32,725 You remember Angelo? 159 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:33,793 Where's Luca? 160 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,495 This is specifically for Angelo. 161 00:06:35,495 --> 00:06:37,196 Okay, well, then does that mean that we're-- 162 00:06:37,196 --> 00:06:38,498 Wh-whuh! 163 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:40,233 Angelo heard that Frankie's doing an appearance 164 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,268 at The Man Advantage. - The Man Advantage? 165 00:06:42,268 --> 00:06:43,636 Yeah, Nat's gay night at the Coulson. 166 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:45,037 That's what they're calling it? 167 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,774 Yeah, I would've gone with Hard On Pucks, but alas, 168 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:50,610 The Man Advantage. Angelo wants to go with you guys. 169 00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,345 Oh, I don't think we're all planning on going. 170 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:53,813 - No, you're goin'. - I don't think 171 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,815 Frankie will even go. - Oh, Frankie's for sure going. 172 00:06:56,749 --> 00:06:59,485 Why does he want to go to the gay night at the Coulson? 173 00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:01,387 Why do you think? 174 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:02,588 I dunno. 175 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:06,058 Sanguinet, why do you think? 176 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,064 Ah, there it is. Thank you. 177 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:13,633 The limo will be outside at 8:00 p.m. 178 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,735 to pick you guys up. - Oh, may I speak? 179 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:16,736 (sighs) - Yeah. 180 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:19,238 Maybe uh, we could... 181 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:21,541 grab a glass of wine tonight together? 182 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:24,110 Sanguinet's bringing Augustine over. 183 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,980 You can come up with him, though. 184 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,049 I have a date with Miig. 185 00:07:30,049 --> 00:07:32,351 Ooh, bring her too. 186 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,589 (Hitch): Frankie! (Big Sexy): Tit fucker! 187 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,391 (knocking on door) (Hitch): Jean-Jacques 188 00:07:38,391 --> 00:07:39,692 Francois Jacques-Jean! 189 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,727 (knocking on door) (Big Sexy): Tit fucker! 190 00:07:41,727 --> 00:07:43,696 {\an8}B'y he's in a bad way ol' man. 191 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:46,399 - We'll get him out. - Hey, you like toast, eh? 192 00:07:46,399 --> 00:07:48,267 The arse is fallin' right out of 'er, it is. 193 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:50,536 - Ever have pickles on toast? - B'ys are lucky he's here 194 00:07:50,536 --> 00:07:53,005 at all. Last year, he chased Laurence Leboeuf 195 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:55,174 right back to Quebec. - Laurence Leboeuf? 196 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:56,876 (Melodie): Laurence Leboeuf? 197 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,479 {\an8}She's here? 198 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:02,081 {\an8}You're supposed to be weaning yourself off it. 199 00:08:02,081 --> 00:08:03,549 {\an8}- Off what? - Ass. 200 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,518 'Cause we're one win away from a league record. 201 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,119 - Settle down. - You gotta fight it a bit, 202 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,021 boys. Let's get fightin' it a bit in here now. 203 00:08:09,021 --> 00:08:10,723 What are you guys talking about? 204 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:12,058 Nothin'. 205 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,926 - No? - No, nothin'. 206 00:08:13,926 --> 00:08:15,528 Okay. 207 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,132 Fuck, does she look good. 208 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,134 - Looks unbelievable. - Ho-ly! 209 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:24,871 B'y it's rare to see a girl look so good as what she did. 210 00:08:24,871 --> 00:08:26,038 {\an8}Yew! 211 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,574 {\an8}Yew-hew-hew! 212 00:08:29,308 --> 00:08:31,143 Let's start exercising a bit of discipline in here. 213 00:08:31,143 --> 00:08:33,212 Let's exercise a bit of discipline in here now. 214 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:38,451 {\an8}No, nothing. 215 00:08:38,451 --> 00:08:39,719 Okay... 216 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:45,791 - Fuckin' hell. - Fuckin' heaven. 217 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:48,227 - And now she's in that. - Little dab'll do ya. 218 00:08:48,227 --> 00:08:50,396 Boy, they sure know how to put their best foots forward. 219 00:08:50,396 --> 00:08:51,664 - Feet. - Feets? 220 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:53,332 - Just feet. - Boy, they sure know how 221 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:54,834 {\an8}to put their best feet forward. 222 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:57,570 {\an8}But b'ys, we gotta get him outta der. 223 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,038 Well then, maybe bake a cake. 224 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,740 Try to lure him out with the smell. 225 00:09:02,008 --> 00:09:03,676 If that doesn't work, do up some taco meat. 226 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,077 You ever had an Indian taco? 227 00:09:05,077 --> 00:09:07,146 Even just beep the microwave a few times. 228 00:09:07,146 --> 00:09:09,682 That might even do it. - Where're you goin', b'y? 229 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:12,618 (Nat): Ready to get your pee-pee whacked by the league? 230 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:15,154 Those women can do more than that to my pee-pee. 231 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:18,424 Remember, under no circumstances do you speak. 232 00:09:18,424 --> 00:09:19,659 We'll do the talking. 233 00:09:19,659 --> 00:09:21,294 You better hope they don't sussy you, slut. 234 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,795 Who's fucking you? 235 00:09:22,795 --> 00:09:24,230 You mean who am I fucking? 236 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,498 Who's she fuckin'? 237 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:26,933 This is how he says I look good. 238 00:09:26,933 --> 00:09:28,501 - You all look good. - Hey, thanks, man. 239 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:30,836 - Except Ziig. - Oh, fuck you, Shoresy. 240 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,738 Did you get us a limo? 241 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,510 - Two secs. - Two secs? 242 00:09:37,510 --> 00:09:40,079 Yeah, Ziig, you gonna ride with your head out the window? 243 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,623 Schwartzy? (Shoresy): Shoresy. 244 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:51,958 Get in. 245 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,463 My brother and I will be here at 8:00 246 00:09:57,463 --> 00:09:59,198 to pick up Frankie for The Man Advantage. 247 00:09:59,198 --> 00:10:00,566 - Is it The Man Advantage? - Yeah. 248 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,068 - Huh? - I would've gone with Tip In, 249 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:04,036 but alas, The Man Advantage. 250 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,539 Frankie's feelin' a little blue. 251 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,507 I don't think he's gonna make it to The Man Advantage. 252 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,309 (mockingly): Oh, no! 253 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:12,612 - Yeah, so... - Shorty? 254 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:13,746 Shoresy. 255 00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:15,681 That's what happens if Frankie's not sittin' 256 00:10:15,681 --> 00:10:17,650 exactly where you are tonight. 257 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,318 Get the fuck outta here. 258 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,089 (footsteps thud away) 259 00:10:25,524 --> 00:10:27,493 (Aki): Would you look at that? 260 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:32,465 This is upsetting. 261 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,435 I thought he'd be taller. 262 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,504 You're actually presentable for once. 263 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,905 Who? (Danis): Not you. 264 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,874 (Aki): Miigwan. - Hi, Aki. 265 00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,542 You're about the cutest thing I ever did see. 266 00:10:43,542 --> 00:10:45,177 She is the cutest thing I ever did see. 267 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:47,747 - What do you think, Nina? - Wowipops and wainbows. 268 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,448 (Aki): Ziigwan. - Aki. 269 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,283 You smell like a urinal puck. 270 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,952 (Danis): Shoresy... 271 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,720 smile a little for me, hun. 272 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:56,422 (Aki): I thought he'd be younger, too. 273 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:58,724 What do you think, Nina? - He's a six. 274 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,293 We enjoyed the calendars. They selling? 275 00:11:01,293 --> 00:11:02,828 - Five figures. - That will help your bid 276 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,163 for the National Senior Tournament. 277 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,265 We are very close to our goal. 278 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,466 Shoresy... 279 00:11:09,468 --> 00:11:11,871 ...you crosschecked MacPherson in the face, slut. 280 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:14,707 - He was hot dogging. - And by hot dogging you mean? 281 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,709 - Showboating. Big timing. - Dipsy-doodling. 282 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:20,112 The game is changing, Nat. There are new elements to it. 283 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:21,981 - And? - And those are three of them. 284 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:23,683 That was a lot of blood. 285 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,752 - Did he lose any teeth? - It was from his nose. 286 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,721 - Broken? - No, his visor cut him. 287 00:11:28,721 --> 00:11:30,222 So, no broken bones, 288 00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:32,191 he still has all his teeth. 289 00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:34,727 What's the problem? - That was a lot of blood. 290 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:37,897 Why can't you play more like the French guy, what's his name? 291 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,766 (Hitch): Frankie! (knocking on door) 292 00:11:40,766 --> 00:11:42,168 Sweetest Jeezus! 293 00:11:42,168 --> 00:11:44,336 - You like birds, eh? - I could fuck with a bird. 294 00:11:44,336 --> 00:11:46,072 No b'ys, this is no good anyway. 295 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,373 - Settle down. - He's parked 'er 296 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,607 broadside in there. - What? 297 00:11:48,607 --> 00:11:50,676 {\an8}He ain't comin' out for no one. 298 00:11:51,644 --> 00:11:54,680 - He needs to get one of these. - I wants to, Britt. 299 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,219 {\an8}- What happened to Bethany Dawn? - Didn't remember his name. 300 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:05,624 Huh, I'm lookin' for summin' a little deeper. 301 00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:10,396 I just wants a girl to come by, play some tunes. 302 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,964 (Ziig): That's pussy shit. 303 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,332 If you wanna showboat and hot dog, 304 00:12:13,332 --> 00:12:15,167 you answer the bell. - Don't get twatty with us. 305 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,636 We'll get twatty right back. What do you think, Nina? 306 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:19,872 Harry Twatter and the Chamber of Secrets. 307 00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,273 (Aki): Youse get big crowds. 308 00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,708 (Danis): And a lot of kids now, I see. 309 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,643 They don't wanna see that and neither do we. 310 00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:27,313 Shoresy, your YouTube chirps have brought attention 311 00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:29,548 to the league. Good and bad. 312 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,417 All publicity is good publicity. 313 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,785 We agree. 314 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,121 So, we're gonna go easy on you. 315 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,522 You're suspended for the remainder 316 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,290 of the regular season. - Fer what?! 317 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,959 - Shoresy. - So, just one game? 318 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,994 I hope it's not a big one or anything, is it? 319 00:12:41,994 --> 00:12:43,829 - You'll be back for playoffs. - Ladies... 320 00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:46,265 Shoresy, the game has changed. 321 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,100 This didn't happen by accident. 322 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:50,302 There has been a concerted effort from the ground up 323 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,671 for years to make hockey less dangerous. 324 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,673 It's about speed now, finesse. 325 00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:56,242 That's what the fans want. 326 00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:58,611 You need to understand this and adjust to it. 327 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,447 Because what you're doing is not good for the game. 328 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,817 (gavel clunks) Good luck in playoffs. 329 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:09,622 Nat? 330 00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:16,195 Good time to remind you these sessions are recorded? 331 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,132 You don't decide what's good for the game. 332 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:22,735 Pardon? 333 00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:24,270 We just suspended your captain. 334 00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:26,872 Quite literally, we decide what's good for the game. 335 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:29,141 You can take the dog outta the fight, 336 00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,243 but you can't take the fight outta the dog. 337 00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:34,046 You don't decide what's good for the game. 338 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,749 The fans don't decide what's good for the game. 339 00:13:36,749 --> 00:13:38,751 The players who are out there on the ice, 340 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:41,420 sweating and bleeding, decide what's good for the game. 341 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:44,156 - What do you think, Nina? - Audacious. 342 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,525 Hockey players have always governed themselves. 343 00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:48,561 That's what sets this game apart. 344 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:51,530 It's a game played with honour and respect. 345 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,165 Because if you wanna play dishonourably 346 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,869 or disrespectfully, you'll get your fuckin' teeth knocked out. 347 00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:59,271 This is senior whale shit hockey. 348 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:00,940 No one comes for the speed and finesse. 349 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,641 They come to see us kill each other. 350 00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:03,909 Shoresy. 351 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,579 So, you can try and change the game 352 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,514 with your concentrated effort from the ground up. 353 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:10,316 - Concerted. - But they're among the last 354 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:14,253 to play this game the way it was meant to be played. 355 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,322 And you can't change them. 356 00:14:20,059 --> 00:14:22,061 - Nat... - What? 357 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,797 You have the best attendance in the league. 358 00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:26,031 Yeah. 359 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,766 The other four teams have their best attendance 360 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:30,135 when we're in town, too. - Defending champs. 361 00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:31,937 23-game heater. 362 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:39,511 And he's extremely attracted to all three of you. 363 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,614 Is that true? 364 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,717 I'd love to meet your husbands. 365 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,652 - Why? - Shake their hand. 366 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:48,120 - Oh yeah? - Oh, I'd love 367 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,555 to buy 'em a beer. 368 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,727 I have to say, Natalie, I agree with you. 369 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,796 I'm here for it, too. 370 00:14:57,796 --> 00:14:59,465 This is the one league where players 371 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:04,036 still play the game, well, like my dad did. 372 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,139 - And my dad. - Nina? 373 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,141 Dad, Granddad, and six big brothers. 374 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:11,644 If the fans wanna watch a game for speed and finesse 375 00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:15,014 with no physicality, they can watch the World Juniors. 376 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,315 What's happened to that tournament? 377 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,917 It's fucking basketball. 378 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,586 - They're breeding divers. - This is the NOSHO. 379 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,154 Take the teeth outta the game, 380 00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,723 take away our right to govern ourselves, 381 00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:26,759 you'll have no show, all right. 382 00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,598 We've changed our ruling. 383 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,100 (gavel clunks) Good luck in Soo Michigan. 384 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,468 (exhaling happily) (Danis): You could make 385 00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:37,937 history here, Natalie. 386 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,006 Somethin' real shiny. What do you think, Nina? 387 00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:43,208 You don't wanna lose to the Yanks. 388 00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,777 (Shoresy cries) (Aki): Oh, and what's this 389 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,646 I hear about you guys having gay night down at the Coulson? 390 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,581 What's it called, Back Door Tuck In? 391 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:51,450 - The Man Advantage. - I would've gone 392 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,519 with D-Men, but alas. 393 00:15:54,987 --> 00:15:57,089 They let dykes go too, Ziig? 394 00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,792 (knock echoes on glass) 395 00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,162 - Suspended? - No. 396 00:16:03,162 --> 00:16:05,831 - Well, no broken bones. - He's still got all his teeth. 397 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,366 Then what's the problem? 398 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:09,935 I've come to tell you your window's closing. 399 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,203 Finally seduce Danis? 400 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:12,938 I wouldn't even know what to do with her. 401 00:16:12,938 --> 00:16:14,506 - That is a woman. - I'd make a fuckin' 402 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:16,909 fool of myself. - So, who's stealing you? 403 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,678 I'll be attending gay night at the Coulson tonight. 404 00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:22,348 - You're goin'? - I'm told, if I'd like to, 405 00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:24,683 I could fuck some dudes up the ass. 406 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,785 - You ever done that before? - No. 407 00:16:26,785 --> 00:16:28,520 I think your window's closing. 408 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,789 Listen, I'm told there's a pretty good time to be had 409 00:16:30,789 --> 00:16:32,725 at these things, if I'm up for it. 410 00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,661 But maybe if you come down, I'll keep my wits about me. 411 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,830 - Maybe? - Well, already started drinkin' 412 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,165 so, it's a soft maybe. 413 00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,202 Maybe. 414 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:47,339 (electric pop music) 415 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,062 (♪) 416 00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,412 Yeah so... 417 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,913 Where the fuck is Frankie? 418 00:17:27,913 --> 00:17:29,148 Don't know where he's to. 419 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:30,983 My guess is back in Quebec. 420 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:32,284 I mean, he's not in his room anymore. 421 00:17:32,284 --> 00:17:33,886 Awesome. (Laurence): Hey! 422 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:38,357 - Ooh. - Where were you at, me son? 423 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,896 - Laurence Leboeuf? - Laurence Leboeuf. 424 00:17:45,531 --> 00:17:46,765 {\an8}Bingo. 425 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,333 {\an8}- Too Many Men? - Let's talk about 426 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,903 {\an8}an after party later, too. - Mm-hmm. 427 00:17:51,703 --> 00:17:53,205 Get in. 428 00:17:56,975 --> 00:18:00,946 So, you came all the way back for JJ Fun Dip JJ. 429 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:02,648 If he could understand what you were saying, 430 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:05,117 he would kick your ass. - But he can't. 431 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,553 There's a good man in there, you know? 432 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,856 He just needed to be humbled. 433 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,559 Everybody deserves a second chance. 434 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:15,928 Les Québécois stand by their own. 435 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:22,000 (electric pop music intensifies) 436 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,416 (♪) 437 00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:08,847 (♪) 438 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:24,363 (music decrescendos) 439 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,699 Lard Jeezus b'y, who knit ya? 440 00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:29,134 Ted Hitchcock. 441 00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:32,604 Ah, she knows me name. 442 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,072 (laughs) - What? 443 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:36,041 Pam... 444 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:39,545 ...would you like to dance? 445 00:19:41,446 --> 00:19:43,882 I don't really like this music. 446 00:19:44,950 --> 00:19:46,185 Okay. 447 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,220 But we could go home. 448 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,423 Play some tunes. 449 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:54,526 (music crescendos) 450 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,762 (♪) 451 00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,244 (music stops) 452 00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:15,080 You're surprisingly lucid for this point in the evening. 453 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,015 And you wanna mess it all up? 454 00:20:19,117 --> 00:20:21,820 - Why do you still do it? - Here's a cab. 455 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,855 I don't want it right now, I'm talking to you. 456 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,958 Let's get some fuckin' Indian cuisine. 457 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:28,060 - So, why do you still do it? - Do what? 458 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,127 (both): Huh? 459 00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,296 You got a decade on most of these guys. 460 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,664 Well, I'm no spring chicken. 461 00:20:32,664 --> 00:20:34,933 But you're the first to the rink, the last to leave, 462 00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,335 you're the hardest worker out there. 463 00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,303 - You gotta set the tone. - You work even harder 464 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:40,372 off the ice. The calendar, all the promos. 465 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,574 - Jory fuckin' Jordan. - And now you're sittin' 466 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:44,776 outside a gay bar essentially, the last one to leave 467 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,012 your team fundraiser. - I think Hitch 468 00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,880 looked a lot gayer than Frankie. 469 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,483 All this for senior whale shit hockey? 470 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,621 Used to be senior whale shit hockey. 471 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,389 Now it's sumin' different. 472 00:20:57,389 --> 00:20:59,725 So, why do you do it? 473 00:20:59,725 --> 00:21:01,627 It's the only place I can be me. 474 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:02,794 What do you mean by that? 475 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:05,030 I mean, it's the last place in the world 476 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,365 I can be me. 477 00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:09,234 You basically just repeated yourself. 478 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,436 I'll tell ya a story. 479 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:13,038 So, I'm at the bar one night, 480 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:16,408 a guy pushes up on my girl, so I lose my mind. 481 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,810 - You tried to fight him? - Well, I tried to sucker him, 482 00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:21,113 hurt him before he could hurt me, but... 483 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,915 either way, as a hockey player, 484 00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:25,617 I thought I was doing the right thing. 485 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:28,253 By punching someone when they weren't looking? 486 00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:31,790 In hockey, if someone disrespects you, 487 00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,726 or your teammates, you can flatten 'em. 488 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:37,296 One way or another, you get 'em. 489 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,598 And when ya do, everybody loves it. 490 00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:43,135 The coaches, teammates, the fans are all cheerin'. 491 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,437 Everybody's all for it. 492 00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:48,040 At the bar that night... (kisses teeth) 493 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,309 ...no one was cheering. 494 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,344 The guy thought I was an idiot, 495 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:55,414 and the girl thought I was a loser. 496 00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,849 That's the real world. 497 00:21:57,849 --> 00:21:59,418 So... 498 00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:00,786 even though I'm at the age 499 00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:01,753 where half my hair 500 00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,823 is on the fuckin' shower floor, 501 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:06,992 gonna keep goin' to the rink. 502 00:22:07,759 --> 00:22:09,761 That's where I can be me. 503 00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:10,862 Yeah? 504 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:12,497 Hell yeah, fuck yeah. 505 00:22:12,497 --> 00:22:15,133 (cab engine rumbling) 506 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,076 Wanna share a cab? 507 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:25,711 I can walk from here. 508 00:22:26,378 --> 00:22:27,879 To my place. 509 00:22:27,879 --> 00:22:30,682 (rock music) 510 00:22:39,157 --> 00:22:40,926 (music intensifies)