1 00:00:05,705 --> 00:00:07,307 (Bulldogs shouting indistinctly) 2 00:00:07,307 --> 00:00:08,608 (Shoresy): Let's crush beers! 3 00:00:08,608 --> 00:00:10,844 Everybody fuckin' crushin' beers! 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,079 (shouting continues) 5 00:00:13,079 --> 00:00:17,250 Let's just crush beer! Let's crush beer! 6 00:00:17,250 --> 00:00:19,219 (shouting continues) 7 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:23,289 Hey! Get a fuckin' beer in ya! Let's crush beers! 8 00:00:23,289 --> 00:00:25,091 - Hey! - Quoi? 9 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:28,294 We came in the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs, 10 00:00:28,795 --> 00:00:30,030 and we leave... 11 00:00:30,463 --> 00:00:32,966 the best team in the league, ever! 12 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,201 (Bulldogs cheer loudly) 13 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:39,706 Shoresy, how do you feel when we lose? 14 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,775 - I wanna kill myself. - That's maybe a bit extreme. 15 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,310 - No, really, I wanna die. - We get it, slut. 16 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,346 I'm serious. I go to bed at night thinking maybe 17 00:00:46,346 --> 00:00:48,248 it's better if I don't wake up, 'cause at least then 18 00:00:48,248 --> 00:00:51,651 I wouldn't be a fucking loser. - That is why... 19 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:55,188 we must celebrate the win. 20 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,223 - Fuckin' right! - Relish the victories! 21 00:00:57,223 --> 00:00:58,358 (team): Yeah! 22 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,493 And commemorate the triumphs! 23 00:01:00,493 --> 00:01:02,862 (Bulldogs cheer uproariously) 24 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,100 So... 25 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:09,369 we planned a little party for you guys 26 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:12,038 when we get back to Sudbury. (Bulldogs cheer) 27 00:01:12,038 --> 00:01:14,941 But... there is one rule. 28 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:16,709 - A rule? What? - What? 29 00:01:16,709 --> 00:01:18,745 (Nat): And the rule is... - What the fuck? 30 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:21,848 You have to have fun! 31 00:01:21,848 --> 00:01:23,450 (team): Yeah! 32 00:01:23,450 --> 00:01:24,984 (cheering) 33 00:01:24,984 --> 00:01:26,519 (Shoresy): You fuckin' got me. I was like, rules? 34 00:01:26,519 --> 00:01:27,954 We hate rules. No way. 35 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:29,422 Yeah, but the rule was to have fun! 36 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,324 - Like, if that's the rule... - Then it's gonna be 37 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,759 a good party. - I totally thought you were 38 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,327 comin' in with some fuckin' bummer rule, 39 00:01:34,327 --> 00:01:36,129 and now we're really just gonna crush beers. 40 00:01:36,129 --> 00:01:37,864 (team): Yeah! Woo! 41 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:40,300 No one will ever set this record again, sluts. 42 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,801 They can only tie it. (team): Yeah! 43 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:44,137 We have the best team in the league, ever! 44 00:01:44,137 --> 00:01:46,206 (team): Yeah! (cheering) 45 00:01:46,206 --> 00:01:48,007 Let's celebrate appropriately! 46 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,609 (Shoresy): Fuck yeah! 47 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,377 (Bulldogs cheer) 48 00:01:51,377 --> 00:01:53,480 (Nat): You guys have the bus all night to safely 49 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:55,682 take you anywhere. - No way. 50 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,917 So, I'll see you at home! 51 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,553 (Bulldogs cheer uproariously) 52 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:02,622 (upbeat club music plays) 53 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:06,526 Well Sanger, let's go 'til we can't go no more. 54 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:09,362 (team cheering) 55 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:12,265 {\an8}(music continues) 56 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,529 (♪) 57 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:55,909 (music stops) 58 00:02:55,909 --> 00:02:57,277 24-0! 59 00:02:57,277 --> 00:02:59,612 (team cheering indistinctly) 60 00:02:59,612 --> 00:03:02,882 Yo, hey! Hey, hey! We should bring the cup. 61 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,784 - No. - Just crush beers out of it. 62 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,986 - That's sacrilege, Shoresy. - Who cares? We fuckin' won it. 63 00:03:06,986 --> 00:03:08,821 {\an8}We can do what the fuck we want with it. 64 00:03:08,821 --> 00:03:09,889 {\an8}(speaking French) 65 00:03:09,889 --> 00:03:11,457 {\an8}- Who cares? - Bit of a limbo period here 66 00:03:11,457 --> 00:03:13,092 between the regular season and the playoffs, boys. 67 00:03:13,092 --> 00:03:14,827 - Let's bring the cup. - It's technically still ours! 68 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:16,262 - Let's bring it! - Bring the cup. 69 00:03:16,262 --> 00:03:18,164 Just crushin' beers! 70 00:03:19,165 --> 00:03:21,901 (upbeat club music resumes) 71 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:55,268 (Shoresy snoring) 72 00:03:55,268 --> 00:03:58,037 (club music plays in background) 73 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:05,845 Shoresy, you fuckin' schmelt. 74 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,482 - What're you doin' back there? - Who? 75 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:11,117 What are you doing back there? 76 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,485 Blow. 77 00:04:12,485 --> 00:04:15,388 Shoresy. (Shoresy): Just crushin' beers. 78 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:18,358 Get up, you fuckin' plug. (Shoresy): Hammerin' beers. 79 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,493 Shoresy, I've got my tits out. 80 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:24,430 (Shoresy): Just crushin' beers. - He is fucked. 81 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,466 We can give him a little bit of this. 82 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,167 We can't put it up there for him. 83 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:31,804 Oh, I can. Shoresy, babe, you want a little nose beer? 84 00:04:31,804 --> 00:04:33,773 (crowd cheering) 85 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,875 (Dolo): Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 86 00:04:35,875 --> 00:04:37,910 What it do, what it does. I go by the name JoDolo. Sudbury. 87 00:04:37,910 --> 00:04:40,413 Thank you all for coming through. I'd like to get a massive round of applause 88 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:42,248 for the amazing, beautiful, and super-talented 89 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:45,184 Eva Shaw, baby. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 90 00:04:45,184 --> 00:04:46,386 (crashing) 91 00:04:46,386 --> 00:04:47,854 I just wanna say a few words here. 92 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,355 - And now-- - I just wanna say a few-- 93 00:04:49,355 --> 00:04:51,157 And now the captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs 94 00:04:51,157 --> 00:04:53,126 would like to say a few words I guess, so, Shoresy! 95 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:55,695 Can I say a few words here? I just wanna say a few words 96 00:04:55,695 --> 00:04:57,830 here. Wanna say a few words here to every one of us here. 97 00:04:57,830 --> 00:04:59,799 Every one of us here. So, yeah, so, you all came out 98 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:02,101 tonight, that's good. 'Cause we're doing good. 99 00:05:02,101 --> 00:05:04,003 It's nice everybody came out tonight. That's good. 100 00:05:04,003 --> 00:05:06,739 'Cause we're doing good. So yeah, so, where the fuck 101 00:05:06,739 --> 00:05:09,709 were all of you when we were doing bad? Huh? 102 00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:13,212 It's like you're here when we're good, but not when we're bad? Huh? 103 00:05:13,212 --> 00:05:15,248 Didn't see any of you when Nat was gonna fold the team. 104 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,050 I said, "Didn't see any of you when Nat was gonna 105 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,618 fold the team." When you were gonna fold the team. 106 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:20,787 'Cause she was gonna fold team. I said, "Where the fuck 107 00:05:20,787 --> 00:05:22,622 were you last year when we were bad?" Huh? 108 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:25,391 "Where the fuck were all you last year when we were bad?" 109 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:26,893 - Yeah. - I said, "Good to see everybody 110 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,594 out tonight, that's good. 'Cause we're playing good." 111 00:05:28,594 --> 00:05:30,063 - We heard you, bro! - Well, that's good. 112 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:31,698 'Cause we're playing good. - Yes. 113 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,166 I said, "So, you're here when we're good, 114 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,634 but not when we're bad?" - We heard you. 115 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:35,968 I said, "You're here when we're good, 116 00:05:35,968 --> 00:05:37,637 but not when we're bad?" "But not when we're bad?" 117 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,439 Do you wanna borrow a bit of ChapStick, Shoresy? 118 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,107 I said, "But oh, everybody's here tonight. That's good." 119 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:42,742 "But oh, everybody's here tonight, that's good." 120 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,111 "Oh, that's good, everybody's here tonight, that's good." 121 00:05:45,111 --> 00:05:46,446 I said, "Fuck you." 122 00:05:46,446 --> 00:05:47,380 "Fuck you." 123 00:05:47,380 --> 00:05:48,681 (deep voice): "Fuck you." 124 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:49,949 (normally): I said, "Fuck you." 125 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:51,584 What do you think of that, Jim? - Yeah. 126 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,652 - Jim? - Yes. 127 00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:53,853 - Jim? - I'm with you, Shoresy. 128 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,655 Always got your back, buddy. - Is he high? 129 00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,825 I think he's high. 130 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,228 - Where have you been, lady? - Yeah, we thought you'd left. 131 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,630 - Just had a quick bite. - Is he high? 132 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:07,834 - He is? - I think he's high. 133 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,670 - So, he's high. - Confirmed, you guys, 134 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,039 he is definitely high. - Who was he doing that with? 135 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,274 - Me and Frankie. - You were with Frankie? 136 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,778 (Ziig): Is there anymore? - He's gonna fuck this all up. 137 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,246 Drugs kill dreams. 138 00:06:20,646 --> 00:06:21,814 He needs something else. 139 00:06:22,315 --> 00:06:23,750 I don't think he needs anything else. 140 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,718 I mean to even him out. Do you have anything? 141 00:06:25,718 --> 00:06:27,320 Just take off the edge a little bit. 142 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:28,755 Soften him up. 143 00:06:29,455 --> 00:06:30,490 I do. 144 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:33,359 (club music plays in background) 145 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:40,233 (sighs) 146 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,435 I feel great. 147 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,936 - Do you? - Huh? 148 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:49,876 - I feel great, too. - Knows, b'ys. Knows. 149 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:53,212 This might be the greatest I've ever felt after winning. 150 00:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,981 What do you think of that, Jim? - Yeah. 151 00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:56,315 - Jim? - Yes. 152 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,551 - Jim? - Jim's arm is touching my arm 153 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:00,787 and usually I'd pull my arm away when that happens but... 154 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,722 Right now, it doesn't feel like the end of the world. 155 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,223 What did you give them? 156 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:05,725 Oh, um... 157 00:07:05,725 --> 00:07:08,094 Ya just pop open one of these bad boys. 158 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,229 - Oh, no, no. No, I'm good. - All right. 159 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,165 And then you wait about half an hour. 160 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:13,566 - Hmm. - I think I'll have 161 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:16,302 what they're having. - You gave this to all of them? 162 00:07:16,302 --> 00:07:18,438 Yeah, about a half hour ago. 163 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,542 Oh, you already had it. 164 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,179 - What if I did that? - That's okay. 165 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,814 - Hmm? - That's all right. 166 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,685 {\an8}It's pretty good. 167 00:07:32,685 --> 00:07:33,753 {\an8}Thanks for asking. 168 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,321 What if you did that to me, Sanger? 169 00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,323 - Right now? - Whenever you want to. It's all good. 170 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:39,192 What's goin' on with your eye there, Shoresy? 171 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:40,927 Maybe we all massage each other, I don't know. 172 00:07:40,927 --> 00:07:42,395 - Massage each other? - Yeah. 173 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,997 So, we're all gettin' a massage and givin' a massage. 174 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:47,533 Maybe we should see if it feels just as good 175 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:49,969 if we just do it to ourselves. 176 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,344 No. 177 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:05,518 This is... better? 178 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:07,119 - Is it? - It is, yeah. 179 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:09,422 - What did you give them? - No! We don't wanna know. 180 00:08:09,889 --> 00:08:11,557 You're right. I don't think we wanna know. 181 00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:13,092 Do they have any more? 182 00:08:13,092 --> 00:08:14,827 I don't think we should be seeing this. 183 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:16,629 - Why not? - Uh, I don't think 184 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,464 I can unsee this. (Hitch): B'ys, a massage never 185 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:19,832 felt so good as what this does. 186 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,133 (Jim 1): Yeah. - It's too weird. 187 00:08:21,133 --> 00:08:22,401 Yeah, it is too weird. 188 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,737 (players moaning) - Just weird enough. 189 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:25,972 (Nat): Nope. 190 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,640 I'm really hot. 191 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,075 Is anyone else really hot? 192 00:08:29,075 --> 00:08:30,376 - Yeah. - Huh? 193 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:31,410 Take your jacket off. 194 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,845 I don't wanna take my jacket off. 195 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,680 - Why not? - I like my jacket. 196 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,382 What about your pants, old man? 197 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:37,917 Well, I don't like my pants as much 198 00:08:37,917 --> 00:08:39,886 as I like my jacket. What's good? 199 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,988 - Well, take your pants off. - I don't wanna be the only 200 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:44,390 guy with my pants off. (Jim 2): Mustn't be that hot then. 201 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:47,693 Boys, I've had my pants off for the last minute and a half. 202 00:08:50,496 --> 00:08:52,565 I think that's where I feel the most hot. 203 00:08:52,565 --> 00:08:54,100 'Kay, b'ys, I'm takin' off me pants. 204 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:55,568 I'm taking off my pants. 205 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,236 Well, should we all take our pants off? 206 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:58,404 - Yeah. - Huh? 207 00:08:58,404 --> 00:08:59,872 Shoresy, if your eye didn't look so funny, 208 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:01,674 I might be worried. - What's good? 209 00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:03,042 What about our shoes and socks? 210 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:04,176 B'ys, let's start with our pants 211 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:05,845 and see how we feels. - No worries, 212 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:08,147 it's just you have to take your shoes off to take your pants off, 213 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,949 but we can put 'em right back on. That's easy. 214 00:09:09,949 --> 00:09:11,517 I feel great. 215 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:12,752 (Mercedes): Yo! 216 00:09:13,319 --> 00:09:15,154 Can we go dance? 217 00:09:15,922 --> 00:09:18,491 (energetic club music) 218 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:01,801 (music stops abruptly) 219 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,170 (Shoresy): Is anybody else really hot? 220 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:06,339 - I'm really hot. - You too? 221 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:07,506 - Yeah. - Huh? 222 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,608 I'm really hot. 223 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,409 Like, really hot or just hot? 224 00:10:10,409 --> 00:10:11,677 - Really hot. - Huh? 225 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:14,547 Lard Jaysus, I'm boilin' by the Lard Jaysus. 226 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:16,649 {\an8}I think we should take our jackets off. 227 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,017 (Shoresy): I don't wanna take my jacket off. 228 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:19,352 B'ys I took me jacket off 229 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,987 and I'm still hot by the jackal or Jaysus. 230 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,555 I like my jacket. 231 00:10:23,656 --> 00:10:25,124 I took my shirt and jacket off, 232 00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,126 and I'm still really hot. - Did you? 233 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:28,527 - Did I what? - Oh. 234 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:30,730 Yeah, I can see you took your jacket and shirt off. 235 00:10:30,730 --> 00:10:32,665 {\an8}B'ys I never been so hot as this. 236 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:34,200 {\an8}I think it's my hair. 237 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:35,501 Know what? (Hitch): Your hair, bud? 238 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:36,535 - Uh-huh. - On your head? 239 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:37,637 I think it's the hair. 240 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,171 What're you gonna do about it, old man? 241 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:40,339 {\an8}Cut it off! Yeah! 242 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,641 {\an8}You're gonna cut your hair off? 243 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,708 - Yeah. - On your head? 244 00:10:42,708 --> 00:10:44,210 Wait... Yeah. 245 00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,778 That's what's makin' ya cook, me son. 246 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:49,248 Starting to think I'm gonna be hot for the rest of my life 247 00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:50,583 at this point. - You don't want that. 248 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,284 {\an8}- Nope. - Gotta do somethin' about that. 249 00:10:52,752 --> 00:10:54,220 {\an8}I think I'm gonna cut my hair. 250 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:56,122 You know what I like about you, Michaels? 251 00:10:56,122 --> 00:10:57,523 No, I have no idea! 252 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:00,026 Well, the apartment's right there. 253 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:02,094 {\an8}Who's gonna cut your hair? 254 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,433 (curious electronic music plays) 255 00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,673 {\an8}Yeah, like it's only really hot like, right there. 256 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,941 - The sides are good, old man? - The sides feel fine. 257 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:17,977 - Just like your eye? - It's just the top for me. 258 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:20,446 Yeah, like I wish the top felt like the sides. 259 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,648 {\an8}Like, if the sides felt like the top 260 00:11:22,648 --> 00:11:24,817 then we wouldn't be here. - We'd be in business. 261 00:11:24,817 --> 00:11:26,986 - That's the pickle. - Let's just start with the top. 262 00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,888 {\an8}Here we go, Dolo. 263 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,157 {\an8}(Hitch): To start. - We got any OJ? 264 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:33,993 Yeah, like we don't wanna cut off more hair than we have to. 265 00:11:33,993 --> 00:11:35,861 Be so dumb. - Yeah, we're not idiots. 266 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,497 I would just love a glass of Sunny Delight. 267 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,233 Yeah, Dolo, start with that and we'll see if he cools down. 268 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:45,071 (razor buzzing) 269 00:11:45,971 --> 00:11:48,541 (music intensifies) 270 00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:52,311 {\an8}Feel like I feel it already. 271 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:53,813 {\an8}Night and day. 272 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:55,314 (Hitch): B'y, he really didn't cut that much. 273 00:11:55,314 --> 00:11:56,816 Well, he better keep cuttin'. 274 00:11:57,783 --> 00:11:59,752 (razor buzzing) 275 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,622 (razor clicks off) 276 00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:05,591 That's it. - Yes, b'y. 277 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:06,892 {\an8}That's the ticket. 278 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,360 {\an8}(Hitch): Well, let's go! 279 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,163 (music intensifies) 280 00:12:25,644 --> 00:12:26,812 (music stops) 281 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:30,049 It's like I'm still just like a wee bit hot. 282 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,286 Wanna go swimming? 283 00:12:36,622 --> 00:12:38,858 (music resumes) 284 00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:14,994 (gasps) - What time is it? 285 00:13:14,994 --> 00:13:16,095 Time for a beer. 286 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,696 We should be just crushin' beers. 287 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:18,964 Could use a beer. 288 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:20,933 {\an8}- Yeah. - Jim? 289 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:21,967 - Yes. - Jim? 290 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,202 Safe to say, good fun was had 291 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:24,570 by all here, but I think we could've 292 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:25,938 picked a colder pool. 293 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:27,840 Probably all hands are peeing in here too, b'y. 294 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,808 - Yep. - Yep. 295 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,342 {\an8}- Yes, sir. - Mm-hmm. 296 00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:31,410 {\an8}Yeah, I did it. 297 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:32,511 - Yeah. - Yes. 298 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:33,979 Just finishing one up here, actually. 299 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:35,981 I'm so fuckin' hot, I could take a header 300 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,384 into Ramsey Lake. - It's all ice, big guy. 301 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:39,718 Could use some ice. 302 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,086 Where's Laura tonight, Shoresy? 303 00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,321 She said I'm too old for this. 304 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:43,589 She said she's too old for this? 305 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,124 No, she said I'm too old for this. 306 00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,592 What do you think of that, old man? 307 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,227 Go 'til ya can't go no more! 308 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,429 Well then... let's go. 309 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:53,098 {\an8}Where there's beers and ice. 310 00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:58,270 ("Home" by Baauer ft. Bipolar Sunshine plays) 311 00:14:29,668 --> 00:14:32,171 ♪ Never feeling is endless ♪ 312 00:14:33,472 --> 00:14:36,242 ♪ I'm flying, I fly with no propellers ♪ 313 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,046 ♪ Too much on the line to risk the win ♪ 314 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,284 ♪ So I won't let the doors close within ♪ 315 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,421 ♪ The morning, the morning just turned to evening ♪ 316 00:14:50,656 --> 00:14:53,559 ♪ The mirror, the mirror can tell that I'm leaving ♪ 317 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,430 ♪ The baby's just too strong to hold in ♪ 318 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,601 ♪ I'm on my way so don't change your PIN ♪ 319 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,406 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 320 00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:11,610 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 321 00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:15,781 ♪ So maybe I go home ♪ 322 00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:23,222 (♪) 323 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,071 (music ends abruptly) 324 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,040 (children laughing) 325 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,511 (Michaels): So, before we wrap up, I just wanna thank 326 00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,579 everyone for coming out to today's webinar. 327 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:49,848 I see a lot of new faces, which is exciting. 328 00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,016 (Shoresy imitates snoring) 329 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,518 (children laugh) (Michaels): So, hopefully, 330 00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:54,553 next time, we can have a real face-to-face seminar. 331 00:15:54,553 --> 00:15:56,522 - It is. - Why is this a webinar? 332 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,123 'Cause they're in school, idiot. 333 00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,758 (children laugh) 334 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,293 Any questions? 335 00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:02,895 What happened to your hair? 336 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:05,431 (Shoresy): Well, kids, we all make bad decisions in our lives, 337 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:08,567 but when we do, it's important we hold ourselves accountable. 338 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:11,070 We all made a bad decision by cutting our hair 339 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,304 like f... 340 00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,839 friggin' idiots. (children laugh) 341 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,808 So, as punishment, we're not allowed to fix it 342 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,910 until we win the National Senior Tournament. 343 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,778 What if you don't win the tournament? 344 00:16:19,778 --> 00:16:21,947 (Shoresy): We stay ugly. (children laugh) 345 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,217 But maybe your moms text me just a little bit less. 346 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,352 Thanks, everyone! 347 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,953 (children): Thank you. (call clicks off) 348 00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,588 (Nat): Fuck you, Shoresy. 349 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:31,590 Anyone hearin' how fucking 350 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,859 dumb these twins from 'Berta are? 351 00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,227 Yeah. (shoresy burps) 352 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,695 (Laura): The Freezer Twins, 353 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,330 Mike and Matt. 354 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,531 Yes. 355 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:41,967 No, I'm Mike. 356 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,870 Gentlemen, tell us the keys to the game. 357 00:16:44,870 --> 00:16:46,538 What game? (Laura): Okay, Mike. 358 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,540 - Yes. - No. 359 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,009 How do you win this game tonight? 360 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,610 Skate, shoot. 361 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,814 - Stick handle. - Matt. 362 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,218 - Yes. - You're the best hitters 363 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:02,187 in the tournament. How many guys have you hurt so far? 364 00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,824 (inaudible) 365 00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,659 (Laura): But you're winless through two games 366 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,428 and a loss tonight to the Bulldogs would leave you 367 00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,829 officially eliminated. 368 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,598 You've driven all the way from Brooks, Alberta. 369 00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:16,301 What is that, 30 hours? - One time I did it in a day. 370 00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,337 Doesn't have to be an exact number. 371 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:19,972 (inaudible) 372 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,108 (Laura): You're no doubt disappointed with the outcome. 373 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,010 Matt's cat died, too. 374 00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,047 - You can ballpark it. - Okay. Switching gears. 375 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,349 How do you like Sudbury? - Ontario? 376 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,617 Holy shit. 377 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,118 Okay, you've hurt a lot of guys. 378 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,087 They've hurt a lot of guys. 379 00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:38,257 (rousing rock music plays) 380 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,301 Fuck am I happy to see you. - Fer what? 381 00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:50,836 I had both Friesen twins today. 382 00:17:50,836 --> 00:17:52,938 I hear they're just dumber than fuck. 383 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:55,307 If they were geese, they'd fly north for the winter. 384 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,875 Anik Archambault for BROdude Sports 385 00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,178 with the captain of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 386 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:01,814 Shoresy, you're the heavy favorite going into this one. 387 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,049 A win would eliminate the Brooks Barrelmen. 388 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,018 How do you plan to knock off the twins from Alberta? 389 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,353 - They as dumb as I'm hearing? - No comment. 390 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,422 Well, we wanna get these guys on their heels early, 391 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,691 and if we're gonna do that, I think we hit 'em with a little 392 00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:15,360 Grade 3 math. You know, multiplication tables, 393 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,795 adding three-digit numbers, 394 00:18:16,795 --> 00:18:19,031 maybe some decimal placements in there, stuff like that. 395 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,566 - Wise. - Yeah, and if that doesn't 396 00:18:20,566 --> 00:18:23,302 do it, I think maybe we hit 'em with some Grade 4 astronomy, 397 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:24,937 you know, planets in our solar system, 398 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,839 identifying the big dipper. We'll throw the whole 399 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,307 playbook at 'em. - Good plan. 400 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:29,575 Yep. And if that doesn't work, 401 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,643 if we still need a dagger, I think most of the boys 402 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,879 consider sex-ed teachable. 403 00:18:33,879 --> 00:18:36,448 You're all rumored to be playing hurt except Frankie. 404 00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,517 I'm sure the Bulldogs would like a little more outta him. 405 00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,886 - Mm-hmm. - What about you, still hurt? 406 00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:42,888 Just 'cause I can't push when I shit? 407 00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:45,657 I heard rumblings, and now our audience has too. 408 00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:48,227 What an entertainer. So, you ready to go? 409 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,496 - Go 'til you can't go no more. - Good luck. 410 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:51,830 Thanks, Anik. 411 00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,232 (player): Hey, hey. 412 00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:55,134 (crowd jeers) 413 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,102 (players crashing) 414 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,004 You're gonna get it, Friesen! 415 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,673 You're gonna fuckin' get it, Friesen! 416 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:05,077 (crowd jeers) 417 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:08,013 Give 'em the Jims, Sanguinet. - Not until we get the lead. 418 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,314 (crowd jeers) 419 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,117 - You get that, Cor? - Hard to miss, Liam. 420 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,588 (buzzer honks) 421 00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,358 - What're we doin', Sanguinet? - Playing disciplined hockey. 422 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,893 Yeah, while they're out there runnin' around? 423 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,961 - This is playoff hockey. - No one comes in here 424 00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,696 and runs around like that-- - Stay disciplined. 425 00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:26,031 - It doesn't add up. - Shut up! 426 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:27,332 Shut up and keep walkin'. 427 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,834 {\an8}And what the fuck are you doin'? 428 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,068 {\an8}Quoi?! Do something! 429 00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:31,537 You're the only one not fuckin' hurt. 430 00:19:31,537 --> 00:19:33,272 - Stay outta the box! - No one comes in here, 431 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,741 runs around like that, Sanguinet. - Score a fucking goal! 432 00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,242 What happened to setting the tone? 433 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:39,144 You wanna win? Score a goal! 434 00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:42,381 That's fuckin' interference! (Ref.): Yeah, Shoresy! 435 00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:43,882 That's fuckin' interference! 436 00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:45,717 He didn't fucking touch the puck. 437 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:51,456 No one comes in here and runs around like that, 438 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,958 Sanguinet. No one's ever come in here 439 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,960 and run around like that. - You wanna fight? Get the lead. 440 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,461 - Someone's gonna get hurt. - Score a goal! 441 00:19:56,461 --> 00:19:58,797 Just send the Jims and send a fuckin' message. 442 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,098 Get the fuckin' lead. 443 00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:01,400 Just set the tone in the first. 444 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:02,935 - Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. - Fuck you. 445 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,269 Fuck you. (Liam): You on Shoresy 446 00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,971 and Sanguinet going at each other here? 447 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:06,805 Yeah, buddy. 448 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,173 Put out the fucking Jims! 449 00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,608 (Sanguinet): How 'bout you get a fucking goal? 450 00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:12,344 (Cory): I've never seen 'em go at each other like that. 451 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,147 (puck clangs on post) 452 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:16,448 (crowd cheers) 453 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,951 Attaboy, Goody! There's your lead, Sanguinet. 454 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,452 Get control of this fucking game. 455 00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,621 - That's the ref's job. - You wanted a lead. 456 00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,223 - It's one fucking goal. - It's a lead! 457 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,592 - That's not a fucking lead! - Holy fuck, Sanguinet! 458 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,427 Shut the fuck up, Shoresy. 459 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,762 (Shoresy): Go Fishy, bury it. 460 00:20:31,096 --> 00:20:32,197 (crowd cheers) 461 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:33,899 (horn bellows) - Jims, go. 462 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,467 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 463 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,269 - You wanted a lead. - You don't call the lines-- 464 00:20:37,269 --> 00:20:38,937 That's a fucking lead, Sanguinet. 465 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:40,806 (Sanguinet): That's the worst fucking lead. - Are you fucking serious 466 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:42,474 right now, bud? - Two-goal lead is the worst 467 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,809 fucking lead in hockey. - You're the worst 468 00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:45,377 fucking coach in hockey right now. 469 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,079 - Then you go. - Yeah, I fucking will go. 470 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:51,016 You should be coaching fucking soccer. Fuck's sake. 471 00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,818 Sit him down, Sanger. He's too hurt. 472 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,354 - Now you too? - Friesen! Friesen! 473 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:56,955 Ya like your fuckin' teeth? 474 00:20:56,955 --> 00:20:58,423 Hey, you like your fuckin' teeth? 475 00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,159 I'll knock every single one outta your fuckin' mouth. 476 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:03,095 I'm not kiddin'. Keep fuckin' runnin' around. 477 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,264 See what fuckin' happens. I'll knock every fuckin' tooth-- 478 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,599 (Cory): Shoresy's out of his fuckin' mind right now. 479 00:21:07,599 --> 00:21:09,968 (Shoresy): Keep it up. - Playin' with fire. 480 00:21:10,369 --> 00:21:13,438 Try it. Keep runnin'. Keep fuckin' runnin'. 481 00:21:16,341 --> 00:21:18,110 Hey, hey, hey! 482 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,749 Dolo! Dolo! 483 00:21:27,252 --> 00:21:28,086 (crashing) 484 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:29,121 (crowd jeers) 485 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,256 (jeering echoes then fades) 486 00:21:48,073 --> 00:21:51,476 (indistinct hollow chatter) 487 00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:02,187 - We win? - Still a period to go, old man. 488 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,023 Shoresy... 489 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,160 You ready to be on TV? 490 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,700 I can't go.