1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,043 and I'm joined by the coach of the EU All-Star team, 2 00:00:03,044 --> 00:00:05,379 Teppo Maki. Teppo, welcome to Sudbury. 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,089 What do you think of Northern Ontario? 4 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:08,465 Fentanyl problem. 5 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:10,926 Indisputable. But any highlights? 6 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,720 Bus broken into twice. 7 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,764 I believe it. But the city is not without its charm. 8 00:00:15,765 --> 00:00:17,808 Can't be worse than Edmonton. 9 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:19,977 No comment. You've just concluded 10 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,563 your North American run. How would you describe it? 11 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:24,189 - Fun. - Fair. 12 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:26,150 Your team was a perfect 8 and 0. 13 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,403 Outscoring your opponents 71 to 9 along the way. 14 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:32,156 That was a statement. - So was that. 15 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:34,325 What's been the key to your success here? 16 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,702 - We don't get hit. - Well, you've got a big team. 17 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,370 That hasn't mattered. 18 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,831 I thought it would be advantageous to bring big men 19 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,291 who could withstand punishment, 20 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,710 but I could have done this with little girls. 21 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:47,129 - Now that is a statement. - It's certain that girls 22 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,839 would bring more emotion to the game 23 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,966 than our opponents here brought. 24 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:53,093 Okay, last question. 25 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:55,304 What made you decide to extend the tour an extra game 26 00:00:55,305 --> 00:00:58,891 with the NOSHO North Stars? - The promise of a challenge. 27 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,018 By general manager, Nat, I'm assuming? 28 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,646 - I don't know her name. - That tracks. 29 00:01:03,647 --> 00:01:06,565 We gain nothing if we return home untested. 30 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:10,069 I want at least one really good battle for my men. 31 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,321 One really good fight. 32 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,906 Careful what you wish for. 33 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,324 I've been following the Northern Ontario 34 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,243 Senior Hockey Organization for quite some time now, 35 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,412 and they battle here. - Yeah? 36 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:21,830 They fight. 37 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:24,000 We are not scared of them. 38 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:27,587 Hear that, Shoresy? They're not scared of you. 39 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,010 ♪ Uncover me my precious sweet ♪ 40 00:01:35,011 --> 00:01:36,971 ♪ Hallowed hide ♪ 41 00:01:37,555 --> 00:01:42,310 ♪ My disbelief in the unseen shadows hide ♪ 42 00:01:42,894 --> 00:01:45,479 ♪ I found my place in the garden ♪ 43 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:48,774 ♪ Among the snakes in the darkness ♪ 44 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,360 ♪ My desperate for belonging ♪ 45 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:54,029 ♪ Above the stakes ♪ 46 00:01:54,030 --> 00:01:56,740 ♪ I found my place in the madness ♪ 47 00:01:56,741 --> 00:01:59,326 ♪ I seek a way through the labyrinth ♪ 48 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,204 ♪ Open the gate silver platters ♪ 49 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:05,040 ♪ I'm gonna take ♪ 50 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:09,962 ♪ I found my place in the darkness ♪ 51 00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:29,606 ♪ I found my place in the garden ♪ 52 00:02:29,607 --> 00:02:30,817 ♪ Among ♪ 53 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,365 Six o'clock in the morning!? 54 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,575 Or ten o'clock at night. 55 00:02:39,576 --> 00:02:41,493 We've got the European All-Stars in town 56 00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:43,162 and the only ice you've got for us 57 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:44,621 is six o'clock in the morning? 58 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,665 - Or ten o'clock at night? - What the fuck is that? 59 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,709 When the NOSHO folded, I told you we'd have to give 60 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,419 your weekly ice times to someone else. 61 00:02:50,420 --> 00:02:52,129 - Yeah. - And that once it was gone, 62 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,505 it would be really hard to get back. 63 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:54,715 - Yeah. - But you still assumed 64 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,675 that you could get your old ice times back 65 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:57,843 at the drop of a hat? 66 00:02:57,844 --> 00:02:59,012 Yeah. 67 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,430 I know you guys have deep roots in the arena, 68 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:02,848 but this is a community centre. 69 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:06,018 We house major junior hockey, semi-pro basketball. 70 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,644 We just took on an entire church league. 71 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,730 The one that got banned from the outdoor rink in Westmount? 72 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:11,315 Yeah. Those guys play like psychos. 73 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,317 But they have ice and we don't? 74 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:14,610 Community centre. 75 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,363 Oh my God, did she just repeat community centre 76 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:18,656 with added emphasis on-- 77 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,574 We have hockey, we have basketball, 78 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:23,077 we have musical touring acts that we can't just bump. 79 00:03:23,078 --> 00:03:24,870 - Like who? - April Lavigne. 80 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,163 Avril Lavigne? 81 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,750 April. It's a tribute act. 82 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:32,087 National champs and now we're backseat to cover bands. 83 00:03:32,754 --> 00:03:35,547 I want to do a warm-up game against the Apeldoorns. 84 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:39,051 Is six o'clock in the morning the only option for that too? 85 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,970 Or ten o'clock at night. 86 00:03:41,596 --> 00:03:43,555 Fuckin' terrible call. 87 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,516 Oh, you wanna talk about a terrible call? 88 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:48,018 Your mom FaceTimed me when I was watching videos 89 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:49,478 on my phone with Liam's mom. 90 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,397 Should download Duolingo on there for when the Euros 91 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,315 skate circles around ya in six languages. 92 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,359 Heard the EU's game plan. Fee, fi, fo, fum, 93 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,194 stick it straight up Shoresy's bum. 94 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:59,113 EU outscored opponents 71-9 95 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,698 but here come the NOSHO North Stars. 96 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,032 Woo! - Woo! 97 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,283 You're just old as fuck, eh? 98 00:04:03,284 --> 00:04:04,576 Gonna get us kicked out of NATO 99 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,036 for not contributing anything on defence. 100 00:04:06,037 --> 00:04:07,413 What's up later? Put on a ball game, 101 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,081 fall asleep in the recliner? - Anything concerning 102 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,165 come up in your bloodwork, or what? 103 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,625 Get into any good soups lately? 104 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,918 Let's loosen that up a bit bud. 105 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:14,294 I know circulation's a problem at your age. 106 00:04:14,295 --> 00:04:16,130 You a bisque or a chowder guy? 107 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:17,464 Want me to show you how to enlarge 108 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:19,091 the font size on your phone, you old fart? 109 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,134 - Oh, I'm old. - What? 110 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:21,468 I didn't wanna tell you this, Cor. 111 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,554 I knew your mom was old, but did you know that she lost 112 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,555 her virginity at the Calgary Olympics? 113 00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,056 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Which is crazy 114 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:28,434 'cause Liam's mom lost hers to a luger in Lillehammer. 115 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:30,394 Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam. 116 00:04:30,395 --> 00:04:32,938 Your mom calls me Daddy so much I feel like I should be 117 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:35,649 taking you out to the yard to throw the old pig skin around. 118 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:37,568 - Fuck you. - Don't talk to your father like that. 119 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,737 Fuck you, Shoresy. - Uh-oh, smells like your mom 120 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,447 washed your jersey with our bedsheets. 121 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:42,948 Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fucked your mom 122 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,784 on your 101 Dalmatians bedsheets last night, Liam. 123 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,287 - Fuck you. - Yeah, she was Dalmatian 102. 124 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:50,289 Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Cory. 125 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,291 I bench pressed your mom 40 reps. 126 00:04:52,292 --> 00:04:53,876 Now she wants me to do it all the time. 127 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,836 I'm like, leave me alone, my ice cream's melting. 128 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:58,589 Fuck you. - Your mom says come to the bedroom, I'm horny. 129 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,841 I go in there, she's eating sunflower seeds. 130 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:03,052 Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Cory. 131 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,762 I get it, your mom loves body shots, 132 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,306 but not at Chuck E Cheese. Like, have some decorum. 133 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,932 Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam. 134 00:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,393 I told your mom Cory's mom could open a pop-off 135 00:05:11,394 --> 00:05:13,604 with her teeth so she learned how to open a twist off 136 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,564 with her twat. Fuck you, Shoresy. 137 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,400 Fuck you, Cory. Your mom sticks so many toys up her ass, 138 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,069 I call her anal fissure price. 139 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,445 Hey Liam, can you give your mom 140 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,072 her heartworm medication for me? 141 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:24,490 But make sure you wrap it in a treat 142 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,991 or she'll spit it right back out. 143 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,242 I hope the EU kills you guys. 144 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,619 I didn't wanna tell you this, Liam, 145 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,246 but I just found out your mom's got more kills than me. 146 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:32,206 Fuck you! 147 00:05:32,207 --> 00:05:33,791 I'm not having a good day. 148 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:34,792 Fair warning. 149 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,835 Tomorrow night we play a warm-up game 150 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:37,795 against the Apeldoorns. 151 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:39,213 Don't wear that stupid tracksuit, slut. 152 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,506 There's only eight Apeldoorns. 153 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:41,673 Sixteen on the roster. 154 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:43,592 Well then, what big Dutch farm boys 155 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,969 are they bringin' to the 'Bur? Blankenbiller? 156 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,179 - No. - Klumpenhouwer? 157 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,305 - No. - De Bardeladen? 158 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,515 No. - Schowengerdtner? 159 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,100 No. - Van Zandermeulen? 160 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:52,601 No. - De Rentmeester? 161 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,228 No. - Van Benschoten? 162 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:55,270 No. 163 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:56,438 Well then they must be bringing 164 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,273 Sollenbergerstadt. - Why do you care? 165 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,525 Because I'm the fuckin' coach, idiot. 166 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,151 You're not the coach until you actually 167 00:06:01,152 --> 00:06:02,152 coach, idiot. 168 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:02,987 Fuck you Ziig, 169 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,071 you fuckin' ovulater. 170 00:06:04,072 --> 00:06:05,614 None of those guys are on the list. 171 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,032 Well then, who are they bringin'? 172 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,158 - Berkenbosch. - No. 173 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:09,201 - Van den Heide. - No. 174 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,119 - Meulenbelt. - No. 175 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,161 - Baarsma. - No. 176 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:12,287 Engelbrecht. - No. 177 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,330 Nieuwenkamp. - No! 178 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,456 Westhuizen. - No! 179 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:16,250 Van Amelsvoort. - Fuck no! 180 00:06:16,251 --> 00:06:17,710 - Why not? - 'Cause those are the smallest 181 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:20,337 Dutchmen in the north. We need big fuckin' tree-like 182 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:21,588 Dutchmen if we're gonna be ready 183 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,882 for the fuckin' redwoods on the EU. 184 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:24,801 Then who, slut? 185 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,261 - Du Kneynsberg. - Yup. 186 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:28,512 Maarschalkerweerd. - Yup. 187 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,888 - Boekbinder. - Yup. 188 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:31,181 - Donkervoort. - Yup. 189 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,433 Stamsnider. Yup. 190 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:33,684 Prinsen Geerlig. Yup. 191 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,102 Swellengrebel. Yup. 192 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,729 - And Heemskirk. - Done. 193 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,439 - Who they got in net? - Boomsma. 194 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,565 See if you can get Jonker. 195 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:40,983 Deal, if you don't wear the tracksuit. 196 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:42,484 Just get the boys gelling 197 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:43,902 for the main event in a couple nights. 198 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,362 Done. Get your legs under ya 199 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:46,739 for the game with the Apeldoorns but keep plenty 200 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,532 in the tank for the EU. - Duh. 201 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,035 And please don't wear that tracksuit, seriously. 202 00:06:51,036 --> 00:06:52,287 I won't. 203 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:55,664 Okay. Game starts at ten PM sharp. 204 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,041 Looking forward to it. That'll be all. 205 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:58,375 We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks very much. 206 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,002 - Wait. - What? 207 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:01,628 Huh? Huh? 208 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:02,713 What are you talking about? 209 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:04,381 She said that'll be all, slut. 210 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,425 - Game starts at ten PM? - Yeah. 211 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,801 What fuckin' hockey game 212 00:07:07,802 --> 00:07:11,639 that isn't div 22 beer league starts at ten PM? 213 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,682 The NOSHO vs the Apeldoorns and then the EU. 214 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,267 Are you fuckin' deaf? - Nat! 215 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,977 I told you I wasn't having a good day. 216 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,854 Why isn't the game starting 'til ten PM? 217 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,774 Because that's all the city would give us. 218 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:25,528 That's all the city would give us? 219 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,405 Ten o'clock at night? 220 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,075 Or six o'clock in the morning. 221 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,911 We've been here for like 50 years. 222 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:36,163 - When the NOSHO folded-- - We set league records. 223 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,957 - This is a community centre. - We just won the country here. 224 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,459 It's not just the other sports teams, 225 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,586 it's a whole rig-a-marole. - And now we can't get 226 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,757 a 7:30 start on a Sudbury Saturday night? 227 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:50,344 There's musical acts they just can't bump. 228 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,639 - Like who? - April Lavigne. 229 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,682 Avril Lavigne? 230 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:55,642 April. 231 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,478 It's a tribute act. 232 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:11,824 I'm Jory Jordan and this is the Sudbury Kids Sport Report 233 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,867 Europa Edition. I'm here with EU All-Stars 234 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:16,912 Carl Cederstrom, Gabo Ruzicka, and Aki Hakohrju. 235 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:19,666 A Swede, a Finn, and a Slovak walk into a bar... 236 00:08:21,084 --> 00:08:22,376 And they're glad it's not a restaurant, 237 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:23,711 'cause the food over there sucks. 238 00:08:23,712 --> 00:08:25,295 Carl, you're an NHL drafted Swedish goalie 239 00:08:25,296 --> 00:08:26,588 with an Olympic gold medal. 240 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:28,507 You're battle tested in high-pressure situations. 241 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,967 How does it feel playing in Sudbury, Ontario 242 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,802 with nothing on the line whatsoever? 243 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:33,721 - Ya, thank you. - You're from Stockholm, 244 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,597 a place famous for the syndrome that keeps victims attached 245 00:08:35,598 --> 00:08:37,641 to their captors. How's your wife, by the way? 246 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,226 - Ya. - Let's go to Gabo. 247 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:41,520 Slovakia's known for churning out lumbering defencemen 248 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,896 like Zdeno Chara and Erik Cernak. 249 00:08:42,897 --> 00:08:44,565 You're a towering blue-liner yourself. 250 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,025 Describe for me the sense of pride that brings you 251 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,360 in a country otherwise known for nothing at all. 252 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,529 - Yes. - Slovakia borders Czechia 253 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:51,864 and Slovenia. Tell me, 254 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,700 which one's home to Count Chocula? 255 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,035 And finally, Aki Hakohrju. 256 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,787 Aki, hey, how are you? Happy, are you? 257 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,748 Aki, Finland's famous for its saunas, 258 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:02,708 and infamous for its alcoholism. Tell me, 259 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,960 what generation booze bag are you? 260 00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,379 We got a fan question from all the way in Gothenburg. 261 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,756 Anders Forsling asks, 262 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,507 how many Finnish lagers does it take to accept 263 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,218 Sweden's dominance over you? 264 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,054 Last question here, guys, and we'll get you guys on your way. 265 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,722 The NOSHO North Stars will first face off 266 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,557 against the eight Apeldoorn brothers from Timmins. 267 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,267 Will you tune in to see the result of generations 268 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,352 and generations of inbreeding, 269 00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:23,187 or do you see enough of that at home? 270 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:25,105 I'm Jory Jordan with the Sudbury Kids Sport Report 271 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,024 Europa Edition reminding you that "Nordic" 272 00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:29,109 is just a letter or two away from "no dick." 273 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:33,198 " by Salute playing) 274 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,870 - Ten o'clock at night? - Or six o'clock in the morning. 275 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,914 Well, I never heard nothin' so bad as that. 276 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,248 Settle down. 277 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,875 We don't got our regular time, 278 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,460 we don't got our regular room. 279 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:47,878 Don't shoot the messenger, Hitch. 280 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,839 After doin' so good as what we done. 281 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,341 We did unbelievable. 282 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,218 Enough to make ya fall on your knees, b'y. 283 00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,427 Okay, handsome man. 284 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,721 Lordy jumpin' Josephina. 285 00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,391 No, this is no good anyway, b'ys. 286 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,483 - What? - You're not pissing. 287 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,693 Why are you mad, bro? 288 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,069 'Cause I was gonna come up behind you 289 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,071 and bash your head off the wall. - While I was pissing? 290 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,782 - Yeah it's called a potty kiss. - That's psycho, dude. 291 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,118 Well, that's what I have to do to win fights, fight dirty. 292 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,579 - You wanna fight me? - Guess I have to now. 293 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,122 - Let's go outside. - No, let's stay in here. 294 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,582 You want to fight in the bathroom? 295 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,375 Yeah, less room for you to use your reach. 296 00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,002 Less people to see me get pumped. 297 00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,381 - Oops. - Melanie? 298 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,966 - Melodie. - Wrong door. 299 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,843 - No, stay. - I'm not banging you 300 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,011 with someone else in here. 301 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,679 Oh, I thought you were just friends. 302 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,514 - Dolo and I-- - I don't care what you are. 303 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,974 It's none of my business. - You're right. 304 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,934 And who can keep up with you weirdos, anyway. 305 00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,978 - He wants to fight me. - You want to fight him? 306 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,688 Well, it's not gonna be much of a fight. 307 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,190 He's a fuckin' giraffe. - Why? 308 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,900 'Cause I want our dressing room back. 309 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,985 If you win the fight, you get your dressing room back? 310 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,571 I'm not gonna win the fight. He's a fuckin' brontosaurus! 311 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,323 - You want the room? - The room, 312 00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,908 like it's not our fuckin' room. 313 00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,368 - Come to a game. - What game? 314 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,243 Our game. - Huh? 315 00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,662 Sudbury 5. 316 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,623 You're called the Sudbury 5? 317 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,666 Yeah. - So dumb. 318 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,502 - What? - The Sudbury 5 sounds like 319 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,587 what a newspaper would call, like, some fuckin' 320 00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,255 killers awaiting trial. 321 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,757 - No, it doesn't. - It does a bit. 322 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:57,925 The Sudbury 5 sounds like 323 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,135 some fuckin' bodies pulled from a lake. 324 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,012 Look we haven't won anything yet. 325 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,555 People here don't care about us. - Well, 326 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,016 one does by the looks of it. But you guys have won. 327 00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,394 People know you, people love you. 328 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,939 If they see you out supporting us, they'll care. 329 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,235 Good deal, Shoresy. 330 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,903 I'll ask Santiago and Jorge to give the room 331 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,030 a good once over before you go in. 332 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,116 You mean Santiago and "George?" 333 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,784 - It's Jorge. - I thought it was, like, 334 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,452 George but spelled with a J. 335 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,788 You're an idiot. 336 00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,041 You know their names, eh? 337 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,753 Trying to build a winning culture here, man. 338 00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,507 - Deal. - Deal. 339 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,758 You got us the room. 340 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,051 That's wonderful. 341 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,720 That will be very nice for everyone. 342 00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,096 Why are you talking about it 343 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,639 like it's bringing a box of Timbits 344 00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,266 to a fuckin' bible study? 345 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,519 But the game will no longer be played at ten PM. 346 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,021 - Then when? - The only other option, idiot. 347 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,897 Six AM? Six AM? 348 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,649 - There's not enough players. - The Apeldoorns 349 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,026 can't make a ten PM game? 350 00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,154 The Apeldoorns can. It's the other guys. 351 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,156 Holy fuck! 352 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,241 You wanted Du Kneynsberg, Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder, 353 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,743 Donkervoort, Stamsnider, Prinsen Geerlig, 354 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,202 Swellengrebel, and Heemskirk. - Yeah. 355 00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,413 - Then it's six AM. - I don't wanna play at six AM. 356 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,165 Then you shouldn't have said no to Berkenbosch, 357 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,791 Van den Heide, Meulenbelt, Baarsma, Engelbrecht, 358 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,501 Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen, and Van Amelsvoort. 359 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,211 - What about the usual guys? - Who? 360 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,921 Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer, De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner, 361 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,965 Van Zandermeulen, De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten, 362 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,425 and Sollenbergerstadt. - They couldn't play 363 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,135 at ten PM or six AM. 364 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,512 - So it's fuckin' six AM? - If you want Du Kneynsberg, 365 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,890 Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder, Donkervoort, Stamsnider, 366 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,642 Prinsen Geerlig, Swellengrebel, and Heemskirk. 367 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,435 No one wants to play at six AM. 368 00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,103 Then you shouldn't have said no to Berkenbosch, 369 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,813 Van den Heide, Meulenbelt, Baarsma, Engelbrecht, 370 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,440 Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen, and Van Amelsvoort! 371 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,609 And you're sure you can't get the other guys? 372 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,194 The other guys as in the usual guys? 373 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,945 Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer, De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner, 374 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,073 Van Zandermeulen, De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten, 375 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,200 and Sollenbergerstadt. - You said Berkenbosch, 376 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,993 Van den Heide, Meulenbelt, Baarsma, Engelbrecht, 377 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,578 Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen and Van Amelsvoort 378 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,080 were too small. - Yeah. 379 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,498 You asked for bigger guys: Du Kneynsberg, 380 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,750 Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder, Donkervoort, Stamsnider, 381 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,627 Prinsen Geerlig, Swellengrebel, and Heemskirk. 382 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,045 - Yeah. - If that's who you want-- 383 00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,130 Yeah, if we can't get Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer, 384 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,216 De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner, Van Zandermeulen, 385 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,219 De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten, and Sollenbergerstadt. 386 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,346 We can't. 387 00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,141 See you at six AM. 388 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,851 Don't worry, he's just working a bit late. 389 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,019 Yeah, he texted me. 390 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,854 Call if he isn't home in a half hour. 391 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,314 I can never get the TV working. 392 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,817 He'll be there soon. Okay. Good night. 393 00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,026 Love you. Love you. 394 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,695 Night, big boy! Night, Shoresy. 395 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,572 Night. 396 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,157 So they gave away your dressing room. 397 00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,951 - Mm-hmm. - They gave away your ice times. 398 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,494 - Yup. - But Nat still gets to keep 399 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,037 her office? How do you figure? 400 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,997 'Cause broads get whatever they want these days. 401 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,999 Don't you read the news? - Shit end of the stick 402 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,001 for Jill in all this. 403 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,419 She had to come in and say, 404 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,629 "So your league folded, welp, get the fuck outta here." 405 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,047 Someone had to break it to us. 406 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,674 She's pretty hot, eh? 407 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,092 What do you wanna do about it? 408 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,261 That rink isn't even gonna be there that much longer, 409 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,930 ever think about that? Don't be a bully. 410 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,516 Life goes on. 411 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,978 Just didn't think they'd forget about us this fast. 412 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,187 Well, you'd better get over it. 413 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,399 You've got a game to play in like five hours. 414 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,861 You wanna get under the covers? 415 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,449 I don't think I can tonight. 416 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,952 Sorry, I'm just not in the mood. 417 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,289 Got a lot on my mind, you know? 418 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,291 I feel so ugly right now. 419 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,969 ♪ Here we go yo, here we go yo ♪ 420 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,305 ♪ So what, so what so what's the scenario ♪ 421 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,973 You were serious about that track suit, eh? 422 00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,142 - It's a serious track suit. - I said not to wear it, 423 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,518 and you said-- - It's a different tracksuit. 424 00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,270 - No, it isn't. - Yes, it is. It's lighter. 425 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,481 - That's hibiscus blue. - This is a dark celeste. 426 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,899 - Ya think? - And the last one 427 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,193 was a robin's egg blue. - It's a bleu de France. 428 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,819 - So dumb. - Looks more like 429 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,988 a Laguna teal to me. - Is everybody here? 430 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,615 - Everyone except Delaney. - Huh? 431 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,950 Yo! 432 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,284 You're late! 433 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,911 I'm right on time, cappy-tan. 434 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,579 If you're not ten minutes early, you're late. 435 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,747 He smells like a distillery. 436 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,123 You smell like the beer store. 437 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,666 He smells fuckin' disgusting. 438 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,918 Everything alright here, Shoresy? 439 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,211 Oh what, you never seen a stripper 440 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,670 at a hockey game before, Kyle? 441 00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,130 Once in the Soo, actually. 442 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,007 - Have you even slept? - I'll sleep when I'm dead. 443 00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,342 Get the fuck outta here, Delaney. 444 00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,760 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuckin' loser. 445 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,845 I fought three basketball players to be on this team. 446 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,639 Playing guilty is a performance enhancer. 447 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,099 - I like this guy. - Just say bye 448 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,226 to your friends and get dressed. - I still owe them 80 bucks 449 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,561 and well, they have to stay with me 'til I've paid them. 450 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,813 Oh, my God. 451 00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,940 Well, don't give him money. He's not gonna learn anything. 452 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,191 Then what do you wanna do? 453 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,984 They have to stay with him 'til he's paid them? 454 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,363 - Yep. - Then they stay with him. 455 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,448 I'll give ya 80 bucks for a goal. Go get dressed. 456 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,493 With them? - No, with SpongeBob SquarePants. 457 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,620 Go get fuckin' dressed. 458 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,833 Yo, the Apeldoorns don't have a goalie. 459 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,251 - Where's Jonker? - Couldn't get out of chores. 460 00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,669 - And Boomsma? - He's the one who wouldn't 461 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,838 let Jonker out of chores. - Well did ya try calling-- 462 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,256 Everyone, yes. No one picked up. 463 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,674 - No one? - It's five in the fuckin' 464 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,677 morning, slut. And what's with the pastel rain blue? 465 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,053 What is it? 466 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,888 - It's bluebonnet. - Fine, our back-up 467 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,515 plays with the Apeldoorns. - No, he's too small. 468 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,142 We need someone big like the EU goalie. 469 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,810 Why? Practice how you play. 470 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,396 Might not play at all. 471 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,024 Cederstrom's here. 472 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,525 Well, we can't ask the EU goalie to play 473 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,861 for the Apeldoorns at the warm-up game. 474 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,738 - You need a big goalie. - Yeah. 475 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,240 There's one right there. 476 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,035 Cederstrom! 477 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,162 Cederstrom. 478 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,080 His English is bad. Speak to me. 479 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,665 - We don't have a goalie. - In Finland, 480 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,251 it's polite to introduce yourself before you speak. 481 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,170 - Fuck outta here. - I'm Shoresy. This is my brother Mo. 482 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,838 - Teppo Maki. - Tuna maki. 483 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,673 I coach the EU. Sushi maki. 484 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,678 This is Carl Cederstrom, Gabo Ruzicka, and Aki Hakohrju. 485 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,512 You don't have a goalie? 486 00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,015 No, we have a goalie. The other team doesn't. 487 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,516 Okay. - So, if we don't find a goalie, 488 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,268 we can't play. - Put your back-up in. 489 00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,020 He's like 5'5". Yes. 490 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,855 So, Cederstrom's like 6'8". 491 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,273 2.03 metres, yes. 492 00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,025 We want our guys shooting on a big boy. 493 00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,819 Why? - Practice how you play. 494 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,528 What if he gets hurt? 495 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,906 - He won't get hurt. - What if you get hurt? 496 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,491 - Yes, thank you. - Look, we'll... 497 00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,909 We won't touch him. 498 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,369 We'll test him, but we won't touch him. 499 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,371 This would be a foolish decision. 500 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,705 You said you wanted a challenge. 501 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,040 - Yes. - You said you gain nothing 502 00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,666 if you go home untested. Yes. 503 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,128 Put the big boy in net. You'll get your test. 504 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,049 Your word you won't run him. 505 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,384 This is so fuckin' embarrassing. 506 00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,387 You gonna play him or not? - Your word. 507 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,223 You got it. 508 00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,642 Uh-huh. 509 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,982 Well, it's six o'clock in the morning. 510 00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,067 We're in the Sudbury 5 dressing room. 511 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,694 The other team didn't bring a goalie. 512 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,821 And there's two strippers here. 513 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,114 Put your fuckin' hand down Delaney, 514 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,658 or I'll boot ya straight in the head. 515 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,411 Now, we got that big cunt Cederstrom in net tonight. 516 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,122 - This morning. - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. 517 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,333 Let's put-- 518 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,380 Sorry. 519 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,593 Let's put a ton of rubber on Cederstrom. 520 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,262 I wanna see him going down-up, down-up, 521 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,264 down-up all day. - I don't care if he's got 522 00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,391 an Olympic gold cock, he gets tired like the rest of us. 523 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,643 Yeah, wear him out. He'll start makin' mistakes. 524 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,563 - Hit him with a ton of shots. - Yes, but under no circumstances 525 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,482 do you hit him with your stick or your body. 526 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,944 All right? No fuckin' digging out pucks, 527 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,612 no short cuts through the crease, 528 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,282 no forechecking him hard when he's behind the net. 529 00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:21,118 Do not touch him. Not this game. 530 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,704 - Hmm. - Who said that? 531 00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,875 Well don't everybody all answer at once. 532 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,710 - Sylvestri. - Huh? 533 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:30,961 - It was Sly. - Him? 534 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,880 - Yeah. - The Jims are tattlers, eh? 535 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,173 - You said "hmm?" - I did. 536 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,549 Huh? - I said "hmm." 537 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,718 - Why'd you say "hmm?" - I might run him. 538 00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,136 But I just said don't run him. 539 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,304 Still, I might run him. 540 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,722 But I just said don't run him. 541 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,599 I can't help myself. Sometimes it just happens. 542 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,227 Well, it's not as if it's fuckin' premature ejaculation. 543 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,812 I know sitting here right now, I shouldn't, 544 00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,230 but put a hockey stick in my hand, 545 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,982 and I become a completely different person. 546 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,987 I'd argue, but The Great One himself 547 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,323 acknowledged people like you. To me. 548 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,325 When I met him. Wayne Gretzky. 549 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,703 A gentleman. As you'd expect. 550 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,456 Now, for the rest of you... 551 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,084 Use this game to play your roles. 552 00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,543 Do what you do best. 553 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,921 Cuz, you're gonna have to do it your absolute best 554 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,631 if we're going to beat the Euros. 555 00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,508 What do you think, Mo? - Keep it simple. 556 00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:20,010 How do we that, Dolo? - Kill some guys. 557 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,553 Goody? - Score some goals. 558 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,555 - What do you think, Hitch? - Make sure they never forgets 559 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,182 who we are, b'ys. - Boys, we're gonna have 560 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,309 the Euros in the stands tonight. - It's this morning. 561 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,145 - Shut the fuck up, Michaels. - Okay. 562 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,105 Let's make sure they know 563 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,524 what they're in for next game. All right? 564 00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,234 - Yeah. - Let's show 'em who we are. 565 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,319 - Yeah. - All right? Let's fuckin' go. 566 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,029 Here we go, boys! 567 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,240 Hold up, hold up, hold up. 568 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,283 Ice isn't ready. - What? 569 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,910 The tractor hasn't even gone on yet. 570 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,203 It's like five to six. 571 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,663 Well, Kev doesn't get in 'til six. 572 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,832 Fuck. 573 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,333 Well, how much time do we have? 574 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,543 - I'd say ten minutes. - Huh? 575 00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,338 - I'd say a good ten minutes. - Hmm. 576 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,893 Nail biter. Barn burner. 577 00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:40,479 Could only get one in on the Apeldoorns. 578 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,315 Nothing to see here. Everything's fine. 579 00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,775 Would have loved to give the hometown fans 580 00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,569 something to cheer for. - Oh, quit whining. Get over it. 581 00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:48,779 They were electric. 582 00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,739 Who do you expect to come to a six AM game? 583 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,241 - Someone. - An exhibition game. 584 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,534 - One or two people. - Really? 585 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:56,412 Yes, I expected one or two. 586 00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,872 But no one. 587 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,751 Just like that, we're history. 588 00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,296 We won't be playing the EU here. 589 00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,507 - What? - Not at six AM or ten PM, 590 00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,717 that's for damn sure. 591 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:12,429 - Well then where? - I'll figure something out. 592 00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,598 Go home and get out of that stupid track suit. 593 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,475 - It's iconic. - Put on something nice 594 00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,561 for the Sudbury 5 game. - Oh, for fuck's sake. 595 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,438 Time to hold up your end of the bargain, coach. 596 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,981 - Not tonight. - Come on. 597 00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,274 The Sudbury 5 sounds like 598 00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,526 a fuckin' motel attached to a gas station. 599 00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:30,529 Let's just get it over with. 600 00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,993 Told you they'd have a good crowd. 601 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,828 Something to remind you of the good old days. 602 00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,496 Yeah, just like old times. 603 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,331 Thanks for ditching the cornflower blue. 604 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:42,708 It's ultramarine. 605 00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,044 Hey, it's the Bulldogs. 606 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,003 Yeah, boys! 607 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:49,423 Let's go! Smash the EU! You know what to do! 608 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,493 There they are. 609 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,787 Forgot to tell you. 610 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:21,330 I found us a venue for the game. 611 00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,832 What rink? 612 00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,085 An outdoor one. 613 00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,182 difuze