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and I'm joined by the coach
of the EU All-Star team,
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Teppo Maki.
Teppo, welcome to Sudbury.
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What do you think
of Northern Ontario?
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(Teppo): Fentanyl problem.
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- Indisputable.
But any highlights?
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- Bus broken into twice.
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- I believe it. But the city
is not without its charm.
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- Can't be worse than Edmonton.
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- No comment.
You've just concluded
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your North American run.
How would you describe it?
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- Fun.
- Fair.
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Your team was a perfect
8 and 0.
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Outscoring your opponents
71 to 9 along the way.
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That was a statement.
- So was that.
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- What's been the key
to your success here?
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- We don't get hit.
- Well, you've got a big team.
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- That hasn't mattered.
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I thought it would be
advantageous to bring big men
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who could withstand punishment,
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but I could have done this
with little girls.
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- Now that is a statement.
- It's certain that girls
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would bring more emotion
to the game
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than our opponents here
brought.
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- Okay, last question.
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What made you decide to extend
the tour an extra game
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with the NOSHO North Stars?
- The promise of a challenge.
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- By general manager, Nat,
I'm assuming?
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- I don't know her name.
- That tracks.
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- We gain nothing
if we return home untested.
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I want at least one really good
battle for my men.
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One really good fight.
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- Careful what you wish for.
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I've been following
the Northern Ontario
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Senior Hockey Organization
for quite some time now,
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and they battle here.
- Yeah?
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- They fight.
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- We are not scared of them.
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- Hear that, Shoresy?
They're not scared of you.
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("Eden" by Juelz
feat. Fussy playing")
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♪ Uncover me my precious sweet ♪
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♪ Hallowed hide ♪
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♪ My disbelief
in the unseen shadows hide ♪
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♪ I found my place
in the garden ♪
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♪ Among the snakes
in the darkness ♪
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♪ My desperate for belonging ♪
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♪ Above the stakes ♪
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♪ I found my place
in the madness ♪
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♪ I seek a way
through the labyrinth ♪
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♪ Open the gate
silver platters ♪
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♪ I'm gonna take ♪
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♪ I found my place
in the darkness ♪
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(upbeat electronic
music playing)
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♪ I found my place
in the garden ♪
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♪ Among ♪
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(music stops)
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(Nat): Six o'clock
in the morning!?
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- Or ten o'clock at night.
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- We've got the European
All-Stars in town
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and the only ice
you've got for us
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is six o'clock
in the morning?
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- Or ten o'clock at night?
- What the fuck is that?
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- When the NOSHO folded,
I told you we'd have to give
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your weekly ice times
to someone else.
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- Yeah.
- And that once it was gone,
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it would be really hard
to get back.
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- Yeah.
- But you still assumed
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that you could get your old
ice times back
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at the drop of a hat?
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(all): Yeah.
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- I know you guys have
deep roots in the arena,
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but this is a community centre.
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- We house major junior hockey,
semi-pro basketball.
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We just took on
an entire church league.
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- The one that got banned from
the outdoor rink in Westmount?
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- Yeah. Those guys
play like psychos.
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- But they have ice
and we don't?
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- Community centre.
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- Oh my God, did she just
repeat community centre
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with added emphasis on--
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- We have hockey,
we have basketball,
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we have musical touring acts
that we can't just bump.
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- Like who?
- April Lavigne.
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- Avril Lavigne?
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- April. It's a tribute act.
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- National champs and now
we're backseat to cover bands.
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- I want to do a warm-up game
against the Apeldoorns.
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Is six o'clock in the morning
the only option for that too?
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- Or ten o'clock at night.
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(whistle screeches)
(Cory): Fuckin' terrible call.
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(Shoresy): Oh, you wanna talk
about a terrible call?
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Your mom FaceTimed me
when I was watching videos
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on my phone with Liam's mom.
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- Should download Duolingo
on there for when the Euros
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skate circles around ya
in six languages.
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- Heard the EU's game plan.
Fee, fi, fo, fum,
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stick it straight up
Shoresy's bum.
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- EU outscored opponents 71-9
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but here come
the NOSHO North Stars.
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Woo!
- Woo!
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- You're just old as fuck, eh?
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- Gonna get us kicked out
of NATO
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for not contributing
anything on defence.
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- What's up later?
Put on a ball game,
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fall asleep in the recliner?
- Anything concerning
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come up in your bloodwork,
or what?
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- Get into any good
soups lately?
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- Let's loosen that
up a bit bud.
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I know circulation's
a problem at your age.
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- You a bisque
or a chowder guy?
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- Want me to show you
how to enlarge
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the font size on your phone,
you old fart?
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- Oh, I'm old.
- What?
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- I didn't wanna tell you this,
Cor.
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I knew your mom was old,
but did you know that she lost
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her virginity
at the Calgary Olympics?
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- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Which is crazy
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'cause Liam's mom lost hers
to a luger in Lillehammer.
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(Liam): Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam.
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Your mom calls me Daddy so much
I feel like I should be
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taking you out to the yard to
throw the old pig skin around.
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- Fuck you.
- Don't talk to your father
like that.
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(Cory): Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Uh-oh, smells like your mom
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washed your jersey
with our bedsheets.
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(Liam): Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fucked your mom
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on your 101 Dalmatians
bedsheets last night, Liam.
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- Fuck you.
- Yeah, she was Dalmatian 102.
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(Cory): Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Cory.
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I bench pressed your mom
40 reps.
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Now she wants me to do it
all the time.
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I'm like, leave me alone,
my ice cream's melting.
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(Liam): Fuck you.
- Your mom says come
to the bedroom, I'm horny.
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I go in there,
she's eating sunflower seeds.
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(Cory): Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Cory.
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I get it, your mom loves
body shots,
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but not at Chuck E Cheese.
Like, have some decorum.
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(Liam): Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuck you, Liam.
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I told your mom Cory's mom
could open a pop-off
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with her teeth so she learned
how to open a twist off
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with her twat.
(Cory): Fuck you, Shoresy.
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- Fuck you, Cory. Your mom
sticks so many toys up her ass,
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I call her anal fissure price.
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Hey Liam, can you give your mom
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her heartworm medication
for me?
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But make sure you wrap it
in a treat
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or she'll spit it
right back out.
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- I hope the EU kills you guys.
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- I didn't wanna tell you this,
Liam,
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but I just found out your mom's
got more kills than me.
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- Fuck you!
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- I'm not having a good day.
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Fair warning.
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Tomorrow night we play
a warm-up game
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against the Apeldoorns.
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- Don't wear that stupid
tracksuit, slut.
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- There's only eight Apeldoorns.
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- Sixteen on the roster.
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- Well then, what big
Dutch farm boys
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are they bringin'
to the 'Bur? Blankenbiller?
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- No.
- Klumpenhouwer?
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- No.
- De Bardeladen?
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(Miig): No.
- Schowengerdtner?
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(Miig): No.
- Van Zandermeulen?
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(Miig): No.
- De Rentmeester?
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(Miig): No.
- Van Benschoten?
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- No.
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- Well then they must be
bringing
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Sollenbergerstadt.
- Why do you care?
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- Because I'm the fuckin'
coach, idiot.
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- You're not the coach
until you actually
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coach, idiot.
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- Fuck you Ziig,
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you fuckin' ovulater.
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- None of those guys
are on the list.
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- Well then,
who are they bringin'?
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- Berkenbosch.
- No.
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- Van den Heide.
- No.
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- Meulenbelt.
- No.
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- Baarsma.
- No.
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(Miig): Engelbrecht.
- No.
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(Miig): Nieuwenkamp.
- No!
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(Miig): Westhuizen.
- No!
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(Miig): Van Amelsvoort.
- Fuck no!
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- Why not?
- 'Cause those are the smallest
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Dutchmen in the north.
We need big fuckin' tree-like
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Dutchmen if we're gonna be ready
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for the fuckin' redwoods
on the EU.
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- Then who, slut?
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- Du Kneynsberg.
- Yup.
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(Shoresy): Maarschalkerweerd.
- Yup.
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- Boekbinder.
- Yup.
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- Donkervoort.
- Yup.
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- Stamsnider.
(Miig): Yup.
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- Prinsen Geerlig.
(Miig): Yup.
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- Swellengrebel.
(Miig): Yup.
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- And Heemskirk.
- Done.
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- Who they got in net?
- Boomsma.
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- See if you can get Jonker.
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- Deal, if you don't wear
the tracksuit.
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- Just get the boys gelling
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for the main event
in a couple nights.
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- Done.
(Nat): Get your legs under ya
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for the game with the Apeldoorns
but keep plenty
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in the tank for the EU.
- Duh.
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- And please don't wear that
tracksuit, seriously.
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- I won't.
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- Okay. Game starts
at ten PM sharp.
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Looking forward to it.
That'll be all.
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We'll see you tomorrow.
Thanks very much.
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- Wait.
- What?
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- Huh?
(Ziig): Huh?
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- What are you talking about?
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- She said that'll be all, slut.
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- Game starts at ten PM?
- Yeah.
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- What fuckin' hockey game
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that isn't div 22 beer league
starts at ten PM?
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- The NOSHO vs the Apeldoorns
and then the EU.
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Are you fuckin' deaf?
- Nat!
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- I told you I wasn't
having a good day.
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- Why isn't the game
starting 'til ten PM?
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- Because that's all
the city would give us.
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- That's all the city
would give us?
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Ten o'clock at night?
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- Or six o'clock in the morning.
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- We've been here
for like 50 years.
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- When the NOSHO folded--
- We set league records.
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- This is a community centre.
- We just won the country here.
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- It's not just
the other sports teams,
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it's a whole rig-a-marole.
- And now we can't get
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a 7:30 start on a Sudbury
Saturday night?
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- There's musical acts
they just can't bump.
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- Like who?
- April Lavigne.
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- Avril Lavigne?
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- April.
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It's a tribute act.
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- I'm Jory Jordan and this
is the Sudbury Kids Sport Report
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Europa Edition.
I'm here with EU All-Stars
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Carl Cederstrom, Gabo Ruzicka,
and Aki Hakohrju.
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A Swede, a Finn,
and a Slovak walk into a bar...
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And they're glad it's not
a restaurant,
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'cause the food
over there sucks.
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Carl, you're an NHL drafted
Swedish goalie
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with an Olympic gold medal.
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You're battle tested
in high-pressure situations.
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How does it feel playing
in Sudbury, Ontario
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with nothing
on the line whatsoever?
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- Ya, thank you.
- You're from Stockholm,
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a place famous for the syndrome
that keeps victims attached
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to their captors.
How's your wife, by the way?
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- Ya.
- Let's go to Gabo.
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Slovakia's known for churning
out lumbering defencemen
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like Zdeno Chara
and Erik Cernak.
252
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You're a towering
blue-liner yourself.
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Describe for me the sense
of pride that brings you
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in a country otherwise known
for nothing at all.
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- Yes.
- Slovakia borders Czechia
256
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and Slovenia. Tell me,
257
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which one's home
to Count Chocula?
258
00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:56,035
And finally, Aki Hakohrju.
259
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,787
Aki, hey, how are you?
Happy, are you?
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Aki, Finland's famous
for its saunas,
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and infamous for its alcoholism.
Tell me,
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00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,960
what generation booze bag
are you?
263
00:09:04,961 --> 00:09:07,379
We got a fan question
from all the way in Gothenburg.
264
00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,756
Anders Forsling asks,
265
00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,507
how many Finnish lagers
does it take to accept
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Sweden's dominance over you?
267
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,054
Last question here, guys,
and we'll get you guys
on your way.
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The NOSHO North Stars
will first face off
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against the eight Apeldoorn
brothers from Timmins.
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Will you tune in to see
the result of generations
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and generations of inbreeding,
272
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or do you see enough
of that at home?
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I'm Jory Jordan with
the Sudbury Kids Sport Report
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Europa Edition reminding you
that "Nordic"
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is just a letter or two away
from "no dick."
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("Go! (George Daniel Remix)"
by Salute playing)
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00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:39,870
- Ten o'clock at night?
- Or six o'clock in the morning.
278
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,914
- Well, I never heard nothin'
so bad as that.
279
00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,248
- Settle down.
280
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,875
- We don't got
our regular time,
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we don't got our regular room.
282
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(in French): Don't shoot
the messenger, Hitch.
283
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,839
(in English): After doin'
so good as what we done.
284
00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,341
(Goody): We did unbelievable.
285
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,218
- Enough to make ya
fall on your knees, b'y.
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(in French): Okay, handsome man.
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00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,721
(Hitch, in English):
Lordy jumpin' Josephina.
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00:09:57,722 --> 00:10:00,391
No, this is no good
anyway, b'ys.
289
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:03,061
(electronic music continues)
290
00:10:31,256 --> 00:10:33,675
(electronic music continues)
291
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,857
(music continues, muffled)
292
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,483
- What?
- You're not pissing.
293
00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,693
- Why are you mad, bro?
294
00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,069
- 'Cause I was gonna come up
behind you
295
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,071
and bash your head off the wall.
- While I was pissing?
296
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:58,782
- Yeah it's called a potty kiss.
- That's psycho, dude.
297
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:01,118
- Well, that's what I have to do
to win fights, fight dirty.
298
00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:03,579
- You wanna fight me?
- Guess I have to now.
299
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,122
- Let's go outside.
- No, let's stay in here.
300
00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,582
(Loic): You want to fight
in the bathroom?
301
00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,375
- Yeah, less room for you
to use your reach.
302
00:11:08,376 --> 00:11:10,002
Less people to see me
get pumped.
303
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,546
(door opens)
304
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:14,381
- Oops.
- Melanie?
305
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:15,966
- Melodie.
- Wrong door.
306
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,843
- No, stay.
- I'm not banging you
307
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,011
with someone else in here.
308
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,679
- Oh, I thought
you were just friends.
309
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,514
- Dolo and I--
- I don't care what you are.
310
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,974
It's none of my business.
- You're right.
311
00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:25,934
- And who can keep up
with you weirdos, anyway.
312
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:27,978
- He wants to fight me.
- You want to fight him?
313
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,688
- Well, it's not gonna be
much of a fight.
314
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,190
He's a fuckin' giraffe.
- Why?
315
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,900
- 'Cause I want
our dressing room back.
316
00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,985
- If you win the fight,
you get your dressing room back?
317
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:37,571
- I'm not gonna win the fight.
He's a fuckin' brontosaurus!
318
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,323
- You want the room?
- The room,
319
00:11:39,324 --> 00:11:40,908
like it's not our fuckin' room.
320
00:11:40,909 --> 00:11:42,368
- Come to a game.
- What game?
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00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,243
(Loic): Our game.
- Huh?
322
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:44,662
- Sudbury 5.
323
00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,623
- You're called the Sudbury 5?
324
00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,666
(Loic): Yeah.
- So dumb.
325
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,502
- What?
- The Sudbury 5 sounds like
326
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,587
what a newspaper would call,
like, some fuckin'
327
00:11:53,588 --> 00:11:55,255
killers awaiting trial.
328
00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,757
- No, it doesn't.
- It does a bit.
329
00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:57,925
- The Sudbury 5 sounds like
330
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,135
some fuckin' bodies
pulled from a lake.
331
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,012
- Look we haven't won
anything yet.
332
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,555
People here don't care about us.
- Well,
333
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,016
one does by the looks of it.
(Loic): But you guys have won.
334
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:08,394
People know you,
people love you.
335
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,939
If they see you out
supporting us, they'll care.
336
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,235
- Good deal, Shoresy.
337
00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:17,903
- I'll ask Santiago and Jorge
to give the room
338
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,030
a good once over
before you go in.
339
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:22,116
- You mean Santiago
and "George?"
340
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,784
- It's Jorge.
- I thought it was, like,
341
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,452
George but spelled with a J.
342
00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:26,788
- You're an idiot.
343
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,041
- You know their names, eh?
344
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:33,753
- Trying to build a winning
culture here, man.
345
00:12:36,381 --> 00:12:38,507
- Deal.
- Deal.
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00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:39,758
(Nat): You got us the room.
347
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,051
That's wonderful.
348
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,720
That will be very nice
for everyone.
349
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:44,096
- Why are you talking about it
350
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,639
like it's bringing a box
of Timbits
351
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,266
to a fuckin' bible study?
352
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,519
- But the game will no longer
be played at ten PM.
353
00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:52,021
- Then when?
- The only other option, idiot.
354
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:53,897
- Six AM?
(mocking): Six AM?
355
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:55,649
- There's not enough players.
- The Apeldoorns
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00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,026
can't make a ten PM game?
357
00:12:57,027 --> 00:12:59,154
- The Apeldoorns can.
It's the other guys.
358
00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,156
- Holy fuck!
359
00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,241
- You wanted Du Kneynsberg,
Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder,
360
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,743
Donkervoort, Stamsnider,
Prinsen Geerlig,
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00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,202
Swellengrebel, and Heemskirk.
- Yeah.
362
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:09,413
- Then it's six AM.
- I don't wanna play at six AM.
363
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,165
- Then you shouldn't have said
no to Berkenbosch,
364
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,791
Van den Heide, Meulenbelt,
Baarsma, Engelbrecht,
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00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,501
Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen,
and Van Amelsvoort.
366
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,211
- What about the usual guys?
- Who?
367
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,921
- Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer,
De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner,
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00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,965
Van Zandermeulen,
De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten,
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00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,425
and Sollenbergerstadt.
- They couldn't play
370
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,135
at ten PM or six AM.
371
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,512
- So it's fuckin' six AM?
- If you want Du Kneynsberg,
372
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,890
Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder,
Donkervoort, Stamsnider,
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00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,642
Prinsen Geerlig, Swellengrebel,
and Heemskirk.
374
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:31,435
- No one wants
to play at six AM.
375
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,103
- Then you shouldn't have said
no to Berkenbosch,
376
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,813
Van den Heide, Meulenbelt,
Baarsma, Engelbrecht,
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00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,440
Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen,
and Van Amelsvoort!
378
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,609
- And you're sure you can't
get the other guys?
379
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,194
- The other guys
as in the usual guys?
380
00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:41,945
- Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer,
De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner,
381
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,073
Van Zandermeulen,
De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten,
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00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,200
and Sollenbergerstadt.
- You said Berkenbosch,
383
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,993
Van den Heide, Meulenbelt,
Baarsma, Engelbrecht,
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00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,578
Nieuwenkamp, Westhuizen
and Van Amelsvoort
385
00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,080
were too small.
- Yeah.
386
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:52,498
- You asked for bigger guys:
Du Kneynsberg,
387
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,750
Maarschalkerweerd, Boekbinder,
Donkervoort, Stamsnider,
388
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,627
Prinsen Geerlig, Swellengrebel,
and Heemskirk.
389
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,045
- Yeah.
- If that's who you want--
390
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,130
- Yeah, if we can't get
Blankenbiller, Klumpenhouwer,
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00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,216
De Bardeladen, Schowengerdtner,
Van Zandermeulen,
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00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:05,219
De Rentmeester, Van Benschoten,
and Sollenbergerstadt.
393
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,346
- We can't.
394
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,141
- See you at six AM.
395
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,851
(Laura): Don't worry,
he's just working a bit late.
396
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,019
(Ben, over phone): Yeah,
he texted me.
397
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,854
- Call if he isn't home
in a half hour.
398
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,314
(Ben): I can never get
the TV working.
399
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:19,817
- He'll be there soon.
(Ben): Okay. Good night.
400
00:14:19,818 --> 00:14:21,026
- Love you.
(Ben): Love you.
401
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,695
- Night, big boy!
(Ben): Night, Shoresy.
402
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,572
- Night.
(phone clicks)
403
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,157
- So they gave away
your dressing room.
404
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,951
- Mm-hmm.
- They gave away your ice times.
405
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,494
- Yup.
- But Nat still gets to keep
406
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,037
her office? How do you figure?
407
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:33,997
- 'Cause broads get whatever
they want these days.
408
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,999
Don't you read the news?
- Shit end of the stick
409
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,001
for Jill in all this.
410
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,419
She had to come in and say,
411
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,629
"So your league folded, welp,
get the fuck outta here."
412
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,047
- Someone had to break it to us.
413
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,674
- She's pretty hot, eh?
414
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,092
- What do you wanna do about it?
415
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,261
- That rink isn't even gonna
be there that much longer,
416
00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:49,930
ever think about that?
(Shoresy): Don't be a bully.
417
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,516
- Life goes on.
418
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,978
- Just didn't think they'd
forget about us this fast.
419
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,187
- Well, you'd better
get over it.
420
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,399
You've got a game to play
in like five hours.
421
00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,861
You wanna get under the covers?
422
00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,449
- I don't think I can tonight.
423
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,952
Sorry, I'm just not in the mood.
424
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,289
Got a lot on my mind, you know?
425
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,291
(whispers): I feel so ugly
right now.
426
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:18,334
(laughs)
427
00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:21,212
("Scenario" by
A Tribe Called Quest playing)
428
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,969
♪ Here we go yo, here we go yo ♪
429
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,305
♪ So what, so what
so what's the scenario ♪
430
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,973
(Miig): You were serious
about that track suit, eh?
431
00:15:32,974 --> 00:15:35,142
- It's a serious track suit.
- I said not to wear it,
432
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,518
and you said--
- It's a different tracksuit.
433
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,270
- No, it isn't.
- Yes, it is. It's lighter.
434
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,481
- That's hibiscus blue.
- This is a dark celeste.
435
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,899
- Ya think?
- And the last one
436
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,193
was a robin's egg blue.
- It's a bleu de France.
437
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,819
- So dumb.
- Looks more like
438
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,988
a Laguna teal to me.
- Is everybody here?
439
00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:49,615
- Everyone except Delaney.
- Huh?
440
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,950
(Delaney): Yo!
441
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,284
- You're late!
442
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,911
- I'm right on time, cappy-tan.
443
00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,579
- If you're not ten minutes
early, you're late.
444
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:56,747
- He smells like a distillery.
445
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,123
(Nat): You smell like
the beer store.
446
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,666
- He smells fuckin' disgusting.
447
00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:00,918
- Everything alright here,
Shoresy?
448
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,211
(Shoresy): Oh what,
you never seen a stripper
449
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,670
at a hockey game before, Kyle?
450
00:16:03,671 --> 00:16:05,130
(Kyle): Once in the Soo, actually.
451
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,007
- Have you even slept?
- I'll sleep when I'm dead.
452
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:08,342
- Get the fuck outta here,
Delaney.
453
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,760
- Fuck you, Shoresy.
- Fuckin' loser.
454
00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,845
- I fought three basketball
players to be on this team.
455
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,639
- Playing guilty
is a performance enhancer.
456
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,099
- I like this guy.
- Just say bye
457
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:17,226
to your friends and get dressed.
- I still owe them 80 bucks
458
00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:19,561
and well, they have to stay
with me 'til I've paid them.
459
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:20,813
(Nat sighs)
- Oh, my God.
460
00:16:20,814 --> 00:16:22,940
- Well, don't give him money.
He's not gonna learn anything.
461
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,191
- Then what do you wanna do?
462
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,984
- They have to stay with him
'til he's paid them?
463
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,363
- Yep.
- Then they stay with him.
464
00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:31,448
- I'll give ya 80 bucks
for a goal. Go get dressed.
465
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,493
(Nat, Miig, Delaney): With them?
- No, with SpongeBob
SquarePants.
466
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,620
Go get fuckin' dressed.
467
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,833
- Yo, the Apeldoorns
don't have a goalie.
468
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,251
- Where's Jonker?
- Couldn't get out of chores.
469
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,669
- And Boomsma?
- He's the one who wouldn't
470
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,838
let Jonker out of chores.
- Well did ya try calling--
471
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:47,256
- Everyone, yes.
No one picked up.
472
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:48,674
- No one?
- It's five in the fuckin'
473
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,677
morning, slut. And what's
with the pastel rain blue?
474
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,053
(Miig snickers)
- What is it?
475
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,888
- It's bluebonnet.
- Fine, our back-up
476
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:56,515
plays with the Apeldoorns.
- No, he's too small.
477
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,142
We need someone big
like the EU goalie.
478
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,810
- Why?
(Morris): Practice how you play.
479
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,396
- Might not play at all.
480
00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,024
(Morris): Cederstrom's here.
481
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,525
(Shoresy): Well, we can't ask
the EU goalie to play
482
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,861
for the Apeldoorns
at the warm-up game.
483
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,738
- You need a big goalie.
- Yeah.
484
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,240
- There's one right there.
485
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,035
- Cederstrom!
486
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,162
Cederstrom.
487
00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,080
- His English is bad.
Speak to me.
488
00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:21,665
- We don't have a goalie.
- In Finland,
489
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,251
it's polite to introduce
yourself before you speak.
490
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,170
- Fuck outta here.
- I'm Shoresy.
This is my brother Mo.
491
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,838
- Teppo Maki.
- Tuna maki.
492
00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:29,673
- I coach the EU.
(Morris): Sushi maki.
493
00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:33,678
- This is Carl Cederstrom,
Gabo Ruzicka, and Aki Hakohrju.
494
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,512
- You don't have a goalie?
495
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,015
- No, we have a goalie.
The other team doesn't.
496
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,516
(Teppo): Okay.
- So, if we don't find a goalie,
497
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,268
we can't play.
- Put your back-up in.
498
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,020
- He's like 5'5".
(Teppo): Yes.
499
00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:44,855
- So, Cederstrom's like 6'8".
500
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,273
- 2.03 metres, yes.
501
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,025
- We want our guys shooting
on a big boy.
502
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,819
(Teppo): Why?
- Practice how you play.
503
00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:51,528
- What if he gets hurt?
504
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,906
- He won't get hurt.
- What if you get hurt?
505
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:55,491
- Yes, thank you.
- Look, we'll...
506
00:17:55,492 --> 00:17:56,909
We won't touch him.
507
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,369
We'll test him,
but we won't touch him.
508
00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,371
- This would be
a foolish decision.
509
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,705
- You said you wanted
a challenge.
510
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,040
- Yes.
- You said you gain nothing
511
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,666
if you go home untested.
(Teppo): Yes.
512
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:07,128
- Put the big boy in net.
You'll get your test.
513
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:12,049
- Your word you won't run him.
514
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,384
- This is so fuckin'
embarrassing.
515
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,387
You gonna play him or not?
- Your word.
516
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:18,223
(hands clap together)
- You got it.
517
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,642
- Uh-huh.
518
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,982
- Well, it's six o'clock
in the morning.
519
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:30,067
We're in the Sudbury 5
dressing room.
520
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:31,694
The other team
didn't bring a goalie.
521
00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,821
And there's two strippers here.
522
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,114
Put your fuckin' hand down
Delaney,
523
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,658
or I'll boot ya
straight in the head.
524
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,411
Now, we got that big cunt
Cederstrom in net tonight.
525
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:43,122
- This morning.
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
526
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,333
Let's put--
(phone buzzing)
527
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,336
(upbeat ringtone playing)
528
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,380
- Sorry.
529
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,593
- Let's put a ton of rubber
on Cederstrom.
530
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,262
I wanna see him
going down-up, down-up,
531
00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,264
down-up all day.
- I don't care if he's got
532
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:02,391
an Olympic gold cock, he gets
tired like the rest of us.
533
00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,643
(Shoresy): Yeah, wear him out.
He'll start makin' mistakes.
534
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,563
- Hit him with a ton of shots.
- Yes, but under no
circumstances
535
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,482
do you hit him with
your stick or your body.
536
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,944
All right?
No fuckin' digging out pucks,
537
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:15,612
no short cuts
through the crease,
538
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:18,282
no forechecking him hard
when he's behind the net.
539
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:21,118
Do not touch him. Not this game.
540
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,704
- Hmm.
- Who said that?
541
00:19:25,540 --> 00:19:27,875
Well don't everybody
all answer at once.
542
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,710
- Sylvestri.
- Huh?
543
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:30,961
- It was Sly.
- Him?
544
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,880
- Yeah.
- The Jims are tattlers, eh?
545
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,173
- You said "hmm?"
- I did.
546
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,549
(Shoresy): Huh?
- I said "hmm."
547
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,718
- Why'd you say "hmm?"
- I might run him.
548
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,136
- But I just said don't run him.
549
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,304
- Still, I might run him.
550
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,722
- But I just said don't run him.
551
00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:43,599
- I can't help myself.
Sometimes it just happens.
552
00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:47,227
- Well, it's not as if it's
fuckin' premature ejaculation.
553
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,812
- I know sitting here
right now, I shouldn't,
554
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,230
but put a hockey stick
in my hand,
555
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,982
and I become a completely
different person.
556
00:19:51,983 --> 00:19:53,526
(sighs)
557
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:56,987
(Shoresy): I'd argue,
but The Great One himself
558
00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,323
acknowledged people like you.
To me.
559
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,325
When I met him. Wayne Gretzky.
560
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,703
A gentleman. As you'd expect.
561
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,456
Now, for the rest of you...
562
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:10,084
Use this game
to play your roles.
563
00:20:10,085 --> 00:20:11,543
Do what you do best.
564
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,921
Cuz, you're gonna have to do it
your absolute best
565
00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,631
if we're going to beat
the Euros.
566
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:17,508
What do you think, Mo?
- Keep it simple.
567
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:20,010
(Shoresy): How do we that, Dolo?
- Kill some guys.
568
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,553
(Shoresy): Goody?
- Score some goals.
569
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,555
- What do you think, Hitch?
- Make sure they never forgets
570
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,182
who we are, b'ys.
- Boys, we're gonna have
571
00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:27,309
the Euros in the stands tonight.
- It's this morning.
572
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:29,145
- Shut the fuck up, Michaels.
- Okay.
573
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,105
- Let's make sure they know
574
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,524
what they're in for next game.
All right?
575
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,234
- Yeah.
- Let's show 'em who we are.
576
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,319
- Yeah.
- All right? Let's fuckin' go.
577
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,029
(clapping and cheering)
- Here we go, boys!
578
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,240
- Hold up, hold up, hold up.
579
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:43,283
Ice isn't ready.
- What?
580
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,910
- The tractor hasn't
even gone on yet.
581
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,203
- It's like five to six.
582
00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,663
- Well, Kev doesn't
get in 'til six.
583
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,832
- Fuck.
584
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,333
Well, how much time do we have?
585
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,543
- I'd say ten minutes.
- Huh?
586
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:55,338
- I'd say a good ten minutes.
- Hmm.
587
00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,225
(fart squeaks)
588
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,604
("Hotride" by The Prodigy
playing)
589
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,204
(rhythmic music)
590
00:22:36,189 --> 00:22:39,901
(rhythmic music continues)
591
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,588
(rhythmic music continues)
592
00:24:32,764 --> 00:24:34,891
(buzzer honks)
593
00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:37,893
(Nat): Nail biter.
(Shoresy): Barn burner.
594
00:24:37,894 --> 00:24:40,479
- Could only get one in
on the Apeldoorns.
595
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:43,315
Nothing to see here.
Everything's fine.
596
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,775
- Would have loved to give
the hometown fans
597
00:24:44,776 --> 00:24:47,569
something to cheer for.
- Oh, quit whining. Get over it.
598
00:24:47,570 --> 00:24:48,779
- They were electric.
599
00:24:48,780 --> 00:24:50,739
- Who do you expect
to come to a six AM game?
600
00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:52,241
- Someone.
- An exhibition game.
601
00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,534
- One or two people.
- Really?
602
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:56,412
- Yes, I expected one or two.
603
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,872
But no one.
604
00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,751
Just like that, we're history.
605
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:06,296
- We won't be playing
the EU here.
606
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:08,507
- What?
- Not at six AM or ten PM,
607
00:25:08,508 --> 00:25:09,717
that's for damn sure.
608
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:12,429
- Well then where?
- I'll figure something out.
609
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,598
Go home and get out
of that stupid track suit.
610
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,475
- It's iconic.
- Put on something nice
611
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:20,561
for the Sudbury 5 game.
- Oh, for fuck's sake.
612
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,438
- Time to hold up your end
of the bargain, coach.
613
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:23,981
- Not tonight.
- Come on.
614
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,274
- The Sudbury 5 sounds like
615
00:25:25,275 --> 00:25:27,526
a fuckin' motel attached
to a gas station.
616
00:25:27,527 --> 00:25:30,529
(chuckling)
- Let's just get it over with.
617
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,949
(dramatic horn music)
618
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:35,993
(Nat): Told you they'd have
a good crowd.
619
00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:37,828
Something to remind you
of the good old days.
620
00:25:37,829 --> 00:25:39,496
(Shoresy): Yeah,
just like old times.
621
00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:41,331
(Nat): Thanks for ditching
the cornflower blue.
622
00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:42,708
(Shoresy): It's ultramarine.
623
00:25:42,709 --> 00:25:45,044
(crowd cheering)
- Hey, it's the Bulldogs.
624
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,003
Yeah, boys!
625
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:49,423
- Let's go! Smash the EU!
You know what to do!
626
00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,508
(spirited cheering)
627
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,928
("Fear" by Godford playing)
628
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,562
(cheering continues)
629
00:26:12,155 --> 00:26:14,907
(electronic music)
630
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,493
- There they are.
631
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,787
- Forgot to tell you.
632
00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:21,330
I found us a venue for the game.
633
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:22,832
- What rink?
634
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:25,085
- An outdoor one.
635
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:30,840
(electronic music continues)
636
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:21,182
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