1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:00,066 (G 2 00:00:00,066 --> 00:00:00,100 (Gen 3 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:00,133 (Gentl 4 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:00,166 (Gentle 5 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:00,200 (Gentle el 6 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:00,233 (Gentle elec 7 00:00:00,233 --> 00:00:00,266 (Gentle electr 8 00:00:00,266 --> 00:00:00,300 (Gentle electron 9 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:00,333 (Gentle electronic 10 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:00,367 (Gentle electronic m 11 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:00,400 (Gentle electronic mus 12 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:00,433 (Gentle electronic music 13 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:01,001 (Gentle electronic music) 14 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:04,070 ♪ 15 00:00:14,981 --> 00:00:17,550 (rock music) 16 00:00:21,287 --> 00:00:22,822 - Bonjour tout le monde et bienvenue. 17 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:24,924 Anik Archambault here for BROdude Energy 18 00:00:24,991 --> 00:00:27,260 with another edition of Questionable Call, 19 00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:28,928 the show where we take your unconventional 20 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:31,831 hockey questions to the people who know the game best. 21 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:35,268 On today's panel, we've got Olympic hockey gold medallist 22 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,337 and TSN personality, Tessa Bonhomme. 23 00:00:37,404 --> 00:00:38,972 - Hi, Anik. - From the juggernaut 24 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,508 Spittin' Chiclet's podcast, Mr. Brian McGonagle, 25 00:00:41,574 --> 00:00:44,511 AKA Rear Admiral, but best known around the hockey world 26 00:00:44,577 --> 00:00:46,946 as simply RA. Thanks for joining us. 27 00:00:47,013 --> 00:00:48,314 - Merci for having me, Anik. 28 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,450 - And last, and least, the big shot... 29 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:52,552 - Big shot? - Formerly of Fox Sports 1. 30 00:00:52,619 --> 00:00:54,821 - And I think you mean last but now least, Anik. 31 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,690 - No. Host of Sportscentre with mister Jay "Onray". 32 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:59,559 - That's Onrait. - Mr. Jay "Onray". 33 00:00:59,626 --> 00:01:01,995 - A little language barrier there, I think. It's fine. 34 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:04,664 - Today's first question comes from John and Nancy Larocque 35 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:06,766 of Strathroy, Ontario, and they ask, 36 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,302 "What's the dirtiest play in hockey?" 37 00:01:09,369 --> 00:01:10,937 Tessa, we'll start with you. 38 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,540 - Look, I don't know if it's the dirtiest, 39 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:16,176 but it's definitely top three. Gotta be the slew-foot. 40 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,245 You're gonna take my feet out from underneath me, 41 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:20,814 I'm definitely making you eat the lumber. 42 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,116 - You know what's like slew-footing, but way more irritating? 43 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,151 - Didn't ask yet, Jay. RA? 44 00:01:25,218 --> 00:01:26,820 - Bruins fans are forever scarred 45 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:29,722 for what Ulf Samuelsson did to our lord and saviour Cam Neely. 46 00:01:29,789 --> 00:01:32,759 So, going knee on knee is the dirtiest play in hockey. 47 00:01:34,394 --> 00:01:36,763 - Jay? - Yes. The dirtiest-- 48 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,431 - We'll get to you right after me. 49 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,500 The dirtiest play in hockey is submarining. 50 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:41,701 - The dirtiest? 51 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:43,670 - You line up a guy and he's up here. 52 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:45,572 By the time you make contact, 53 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:47,874 he's down here. That's dirty. 54 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:52,579 - I'd argue that taking a run into the numbers 55 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:54,080 is dirtier than that but-- 56 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,783 (Anik): No one asked you yet! (Jay): No one asked me yet! 57 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,418 - Jay. - Anik. 58 00:01:58,485 --> 00:01:59,652 - What's the dirtiest play in hockey? 59 00:01:59,719 --> 00:02:01,354 - Yes. Last but not least, 60 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,722 if it's the dirtiest play off the ice, 61 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,491 it's certainly the dirtiest play on the ice. 62 00:02:04,557 --> 00:02:05,825 Sucker punching. 63 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:10,130 - Slew-foot, submarine, sucker punch. 64 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:11,664 Is that the Brad Marchand hat trick? 65 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:14,801 - Hey. You want 300 career goals, a Stanley Cup, 66 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:17,570 All-Star year, you gotta do what you gotta do. 67 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:19,472 - Question number two comes from the staff 68 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:21,841 at Saint Sacrement Tavern in Montreal, Quebec. 69 00:02:21,908 --> 00:02:25,078 "Who is the dirtiest player of all time?" 70 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,413 - OK. Hold on. I'm sure you guys 71 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,315 all have your own answers for this. 72 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:30,583 - Pronger. - Ciccarelli. 73 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:32,352 - Samuelsson. - Look, fair. 74 00:02:32,418 --> 00:02:34,787 But I covered the National Senior Championship 75 00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:38,191 a couple of years ago. Lady, gents, 76 00:02:38,258 --> 00:02:41,494 the dirtiest player by far of all time is a dude called-- 77 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,129 - Shoresy? - Who? 78 00:02:43,196 --> 00:02:44,497 - Shoresy. - Him. 79 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:46,566 - Shoresy. Yeah, I watched the coverage 80 00:02:46,633 --> 00:02:47,867 of that National Senior Championship, 81 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,602 if he's that dirty all the time... 82 00:02:49,669 --> 00:02:51,738 - Like how dirty? - Well, he's gonna get ya. 83 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:54,440 He doesn't care who you are. 84 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,310 He doesn't even have to be on the ice. 85 00:02:57,944 --> 00:03:00,113 - So he's a pest. - Well, with pests, 86 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,715 they always say you love them if they were on your team but... 87 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,585 - Mm, no. His stick budget must be stupid 88 00:03:05,652 --> 00:03:08,755 because he breaks one or two a game over something. 89 00:03:09,255 --> 00:03:10,657 Or someone. 90 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:14,961 - I texted Biz and Whit to get the load on on this guy, 91 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,530 and a couple of their boys played with him back in the day. 92 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:20,967 And Biz says, "Nothing personal here, but apparently he cries a lot. 93 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,536 During the anthem, it's full water works city 94 00:03:23,603 --> 00:03:24,837 like he's watching Beaches or something." 95 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:26,773 - And that's just-- - I'm not done yet. 96 00:03:26,839 --> 00:03:29,342 "He also likes to take a shit before every game 97 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,177 and also between every period." 98 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,813 - As I was saying, that's just the on-ice stuff. 99 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,983 The off-ice stuff, from what I'm told, is crazy. 100 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,118 - How crazy? - His patented move was going up 101 00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:41,421 behind guys when they're hanging a piss at the urinal, 102 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,656 bouncing their heads off the wall, 103 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,391 called that thing a potty-kiss. 104 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,126 - Tabarnak. - He does this thing 105 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:49,229 that just drove me nuts during interviews too, 106 00:03:49,295 --> 00:03:52,465 where he'd ask a question, then right after he'd go, "Huh?" 107 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:54,534 - Huh? - Look, we'll try, OK? 108 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:56,202 I'm gonna ask you a question, you answer it, OK? 109 00:03:56,269 --> 00:03:57,570 - Allons-y. 110 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,439 - Don't you think hockey is getting a little soft? 111 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:00,740 - Well, I-- - Huh?! 112 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:02,675 - Je comprends. - Where's this guy now? 113 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:05,011 - I was at a golf tournament with the Foligno's this summer 114 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,480 and they said he was playing senior way up north in their town. 115 00:04:07,547 --> 00:04:08,982 - That's my town. - Sudbury? 116 00:04:09,048 --> 00:04:11,184 - Born and raised, baby. Sudbury, Ontario. 117 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,653 Probably one of the toughest towns you'll ever be in. 118 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,121 - Bertuzzi's from up there. 119 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,956 - There's an impossible amount of good-looking girls 120 00:04:17,023 --> 00:04:18,725 in Sudbury. - Take a lap, Jay. 121 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,693 - There's a four-team senior league up in the area. 122 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,129 - Wait, so they only play three other teams all year? 123 00:04:23,196 --> 00:04:26,232 - The Northern Ontario Senior Hockey Organization. 124 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,067 Otherwise known as the NOSHO. 125 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,536 - Can you imagine how much those guys want to kill each other? 126 00:04:30,603 --> 00:04:32,071 - Well, Shoresy's a killer! 127 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:34,140 - Sounds like he's in the right place. 128 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,876 - Yup. Senior hockey hell. 129 00:04:37,677 --> 00:04:39,545 (rap music) 130 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:05,138 (buzzer) 131 00:05:06,372 --> 00:05:09,542 - OK boys, alright, alright! Everyone just listen up, OK? 132 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:11,277 Tons of positives out there tonight, boys. 133 00:05:11,344 --> 00:05:13,212 Tons of fucking positives. - Michaels is right, boys, 134 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:15,715 always a silver lining. - That's a good team out there, 135 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:16,983 boys, that is a great fucking team. 136 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:18,985 - Core group's been together a long time. 137 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,087 - And we battled 'em, boys, we fucking battled them. 138 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,323 - A couple of bounces-- - OK, we got 'em one more time 139 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:26,159 this season. One more time and I can promise you all, 140 00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:27,627 we are gonna get them boys! 141 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,062 (loud farting) 142 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:33,666 Shoresy, do you have something to say or...? 143 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:36,002 (loud fart) 144 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,571 That's real mature, bud. 145 00:05:38,638 --> 00:05:40,306 (Shoresy): This team is so fucking bad. 146 00:05:40,373 --> 00:05:42,575 - Listen, my guy-- - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 147 00:05:42,642 --> 00:05:44,744 - What do you want, Shoresy? 148 00:05:44,811 --> 00:05:46,679 (Shoresy): I wanna never lose again. 149 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:49,148 - Can you just finish your shit and come talk to me 150 00:05:49,215 --> 00:05:50,149 down the hall, please? 151 00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,684 - Oh, you think I'm shitting, Michaels? 152 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,019 I should be so lucky. 153 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,555 I'm puking and shitting at the same time. 154 00:05:55,621 --> 00:05:56,956 - This team is-- (burps) 155 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,925 This team is so fucking bad, 156 00:05:58,991 --> 00:06:01,094 I've lost control of my bodily functions. 157 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,863 - You are the portrait of class, Shoresy. 158 00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:07,200 - We get pumped 5-goose for the 20th loss of the campaign 159 00:06:07,266 --> 00:06:09,035 and you say, "good fucking team over there"? 160 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,903 - They are a good fucking team! 161 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,772 - Why don't you go over and suck their dicks 162 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:14,407 if you like 'em so much? - Shoresy! 163 00:06:14,474 --> 00:06:17,377 - Sanguinet, you're a healthy scratch on a last-place club 164 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:18,845 in the NOSHO, go for a soda. 165 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,814 - Alright, asshole! You seem to have answers to everything, 166 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:23,783 so enlighten me! Teach me something! 167 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:26,085 - Oh, teach ya something? - Yeah! Teach me some-- 168 00:06:26,152 --> 00:06:26,953 - Huh? 169 00:06:27,019 --> 00:06:29,088 - Fuck. I said, teach me something. 170 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:30,957 From a true scholar of the game, 171 00:06:31,023 --> 00:06:33,659 what can I learn from a deep thinker such as yourself? 172 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,162 - Michaels-- - No, Sanguinet. 173 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,598 Shoresy, you go the floor. Give me what you got. 174 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:40,199 Tell us what you know. 175 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:48,708 - Your broad sent her tits to my buddy on Instagram, 176 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:51,944 then him and my other buddy fucked her in Muskoka. 177 00:06:52,779 --> 00:06:54,881 - What?! - More hockey players 178 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:57,884 have your broad's tits on their phones than have fucking Uber. 179 00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,952 - No fucking way. - She followed me 180 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:02,255 to Peppi Panini after Ribfest one time 181 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,023 and cleared the place out with her coke farts. 182 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,659 - My guy-- - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 183 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,728 Everyone knows you got an underwater squeezer 184 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,630 from her off the side of our party island 185 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:12,999 last summer in Wasaga Beach. - Hold on, I-- 186 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:15,468 - I could have got one too, but I was having an aqua dump. 187 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:17,737 - You know what? Fuck you, Shoresy! 188 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,071 - Fuck you, Michaels. 189 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:21,240 Your sweetie stalked McDavid's girlfriend 190 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,976 at Boots and Hearts and asked her if she wanted to taste it. 191 00:07:24,043 --> 00:07:26,913 - I should fold this whole fucking team. 192 00:07:26,979 --> 00:07:28,714 - Yeah, stick with me, Michaels, 193 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:30,483 you'll learn something new every day of your life, 194 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,318 you piece of shit. - Fuck! 195 00:07:32,385 --> 00:07:34,120 (toilet flushing) 196 00:07:36,889 --> 00:07:38,825 - Fucking loser. 197 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,197 - GM wants to see you at the Coulson. 198 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:45,832 - For what? - You're the veteran, 199 00:07:45,898 --> 00:07:46,866 you're supposed-- 200 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:47,967 - Huh? - You're the veteran, 201 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:49,068 you're supposed to lead this team. 202 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,369 - Aren't you too old for this? 203 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:51,370 Like, how old are you? 204 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:52,972 - You're too young for me, Ziig. 205 00:07:53,039 --> 00:07:55,274 And Miig, it's bordering on harassment at this point. 206 00:07:55,341 --> 00:07:58,044 - We just got pumped 5-goose for the 20th loss of the campaign. 207 00:07:58,110 --> 00:07:59,645 - Well, Michaels' a fucking joke. 208 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,914 - Michaels wants to fold. - No! 209 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:04,650 - What do you want us to do? - I want us to never lose again. 210 00:08:04,717 --> 00:08:06,152 - What's an aqua dump? 211 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:09,622 - Huh? 212 00:08:09,689 --> 00:08:10,957 (both): What's an aqua dump? 213 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:12,892 - It's when you take a dump in a lake. 214 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,361 - It's taking a dump in any body of water. 215 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,562 - Well, what about a bath tub? 216 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,532 - That's taking a dump in a fucking bathtub, Sanguinet. 217 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:22,768 - In this case, it was a lake. - No, it wasn't. 218 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:25,004 - OK, you told your coach that you got a squeezer 219 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,540 from his sweetie while taking a dump in the lake. 220 00:08:27,607 --> 00:08:29,075 - I said I could've got a squeezer. 221 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:31,010 Sanguinet actually got the squeezer from her. 222 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:33,613 - Her brothers are super weird. - Ugh. Sanguinet. 223 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,014 - They weren't together at the time. 224 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:36,215 - Look at you, getting a little 225 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:37,717 pee-pee whack. - Do you think it's funny? 226 00:08:37,783 --> 00:08:40,219 Getting a booster in a lake? - It was a river. 227 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,654 - I said, do you think it's funny? 228 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:44,690 - I don't think anything's funny. I'm trying not to cry. 229 00:08:44,757 --> 00:08:46,292 - Aw, don't cry, my guy. - Shut the fuck-- 230 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,928 - Why would you cry? - We just got pumped 5-goose 231 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,730 for the 20th loss of the campaign. 232 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,331 I think the only reason I'm not crying 233 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:54,100 is because I already cried a little bit. 234 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,801 - Then fix your makeup, bitch. 235 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:57,470 - GM wants to see you at the Coulson. 236 00:08:58,638 --> 00:08:59,872 Now! 237 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,108 (upbeat music) 238 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:39,946 - Hey! (music stops) 239 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:42,348 If you're the owner of a black F-150 240 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:46,285 with licence plate JKLK084, your lights are on. 241 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:49,155 Also, if you're a fucking loser that just got pumped 5-goose 242 00:09:49,221 --> 00:09:52,391 for the 20th loss of the campaign, meet me out back. 243 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,195 (upbeat music) 244 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:02,935 - Expecting someone? 245 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:08,174 Fuck off. 246 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:18,017 (grunting) 247 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,367 - Hey, Nat. - Fuck you, Shoresy. 248 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,669 - For what?! - We get pumped 5-goose 249 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,804 for the 20th loss of the campaign and you're like... 250 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,706 (mocking): "Hey, Nat." 251 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,676 - Well, your coach is a joke. - Your coach wants to fold. 252 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:45,244 - No! - We're not quitters, Nat. 253 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,545 - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 254 00:10:46,612 --> 00:10:48,614 - And what's this I hear about you taking a dump 255 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:49,915 in his girlfriend's lake? 256 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,984 - It was a lake, it wasn't her lake. 257 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,552 - But she can't own a lake. 258 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:55,688 - Do you know how much I spent on that guy? 259 00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,189 - Me? - Oh my God. 260 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:59,091 - No. - Flights from Toronto 261 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,494 every weekend. Hotels, rental cars, his fucking fee. 262 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,963 - Well, you're an idiot. - He coached pro. 263 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,699 - Yeah, if he can't do, teach. - He played NCAA. 264 00:11:06,766 --> 00:11:09,635 - You can't even fight in that league. It's for fucking Euros. 265 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,738 - I hate losing so much. - I never wanna lose again. 266 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,640 - I backed the money truck up for a guy 267 00:11:14,707 --> 00:11:16,008 who wants to fold now? Fuck, man. 268 00:11:16,075 --> 00:11:18,044 - His broad pushed up on Sanguinet. 269 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,512 - I'm pretty sure you could own a lake. 270 00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:21,781 - If my mom could see you guys shit the bed like this, 271 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:22,948 she'd shit in her grave. 272 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:24,817 - Well, yeah, we're pretty fucking bad. 273 00:11:24,884 --> 00:11:26,152 - I just want bums in seats. 274 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:28,454 - Well, unless Sanger whips his wiener out... 275 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,556 - This team used to run 'em up to double digits. 276 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:33,693 - Lucky to score now at all. - Sanguinet, shut the fuck up. 277 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:36,696 - If we aren't scoring, we should at least be fighting. Fill 'em in. 278 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,431 - That's exactly what we should do. 279 00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:41,067 Run 'em up and fill 'em in. - Then why don't you? 280 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,203 - The kids don't want it. 281 00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:47,873 They don't skate, they don't score, they don't hit, 282 00:11:47,940 --> 00:11:49,575 they don't fight, they float. 283 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:53,012 - They don't love to win. - They don't hate to lose. 284 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,514 - I hate losing so much. 285 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,750 - Well, that's what makes you such a sniper, Nat. 286 00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,086 - Oh, you think I'm a sniper? - To a lot of guys. 287 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,588 To me, you're a bit young. - I'm crestfallen. 288 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:05,157 - But I hear dudes say Nat's a sniper all the time. 289 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:07,259 - Shut up, dude. - Like, if I had a Sudbury 290 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,328 big nickel for every time I heard a dude say 291 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,297 Nat's a sniper, right, I'd have a 20-spot. 292 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:12,998 - That it? - Do the math. 293 00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,869 - I don't know what you heard about a squeezer off the side 294 00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,437 of a party island in Wasaga Beach, but-- 295 00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,372 (Shoresy): Sanguinet, shut the fuck up! 296 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,743 (upbeat music) 297 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,142 (whistle blowing) 298 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:57,676 - Number 20, two minutes, roughing. 299 00:12:57,743 --> 00:12:58,778 - For what?! 300 00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,212 - For being a fucking idiot, Cory. 301 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,914 I'll call the guy who retaliates every time. 302 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,349 - Call 'em fucking both! 303 00:13:03,415 --> 00:13:05,351 - I've had about enough from the Clearasil kid. 304 00:13:05,417 --> 00:13:07,686 Get in the box, you fuckin' pimple farmer. 305 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,191 I can't wait to watch you play tonight, Liam, 306 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,293 you're gonna play so good. You're gonna play so good. 307 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,495 Hey! Who wants to hurt their team more, boys? 308 00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:19,165 Keep it up and find out, 'cause I'm only taking one of ya. 309 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:21,400 I'm only taking one of ya. Sticks in. 310 00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,103 - Fucking awful tonight, Shoresy. 311 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:26,539 - Yeah, keep working hard, Cory, you can be just like me. 312 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,974 - Oh yeah, I remember laying in bed as a kid dreaming about 313 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,543 reffing high school hockey on a Friday night. 314 00:13:30,609 --> 00:13:33,813 - Yeah, I remember laying in bed dreaming about the time your mom 315 00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:35,214 tongued my butt hole so good 316 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,316 I put her in my phone as "Roll up the rim to win." 317 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:39,685 - How do you make that fucking call in a game this tight? 318 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,754 (fake crying) It's a fucking one-goal game! 319 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,223 - Yeah, thanks, stewardess obvious, cut the lip. 320 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,725 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - One more Neutrogena tantrum 321 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,495 out of you and you're getting the gate, bud, try me. 322 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:50,629 - Pff. Whatever. 323 00:13:50,696 --> 00:13:52,865 - Don't take your fucking Acutane rage out on me. 324 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,033 - Horrible call. 325 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,601 - Sit down, you fucking crater face. 326 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:57,837 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Cory, 327 00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,471 your mom's twat's so swampy, 328 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,440 not even Ducks Unlimited will touch her. 329 00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:04,844 So, your sweety finally comes to a game and you barely play. 330 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:07,012 Is that more awkward than puberty or is it pretty close? 331 00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:08,314 - Well, at least I'm not the guy 332 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,015 driving all around Northern Ontario just to play 333 00:14:10,082 --> 00:14:11,450 in the NOSHO to get pumped 6-goose. 334 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,185 - 5-goose, can you even fucking read? 335 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,520 - Heard you were takin' aqua dumps 336 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:16,055 and gettin' jerk offs in Wasaga Beach too. 337 00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:17,990 - Getting "jerk offs"? - What? 338 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,892 - Getting "jerk offs"? - Yeah. 339 00:14:19,959 --> 00:14:22,294 - It's called "getting jerked off", you fucking idiot. 340 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,996 - I know. - You don't even know what 341 00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:25,998 that is, you fucking infant. Holy shit. 342 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,399 - This is fucked. 343 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,767 - Hey, you know what's fucked, Cory? 344 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,903 The amount of times your mom's faked a jelly fish sting 345 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,472 to get me to piss on her. - You didn't get the first one? 346 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,875 - Oh, here comes Liam. (mocking) 347 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:37,209 - He punched me right in the head. 348 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:38,544 (mocking): "He punched me right in the head." 349 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,212 - Fourth place in a four-team league, Shores, 350 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,081 you're living the dream. - You fucking saw it, Shoresy! 351 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,616 - Yeah, and you fucking retaliated. 352 00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,051 - I punched him in the chest, he punched me right in the head. 353 00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,453 - You retaliate, you go for two, Liam, 354 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,221 it's the first thing they teach you in hockey. 355 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,990 You're so fucking simple. - That's a terrible call. 356 00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:53,325 - Yeah, that's why you're in your sixth year of high school, 357 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:54,860 you fucking idiot. - Fuck you, Shoresy! 358 00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:57,096 - Hey Cory, you sound just like Liam, you're like... 359 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:58,197 (mocking) 360 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:00,099 You're fucking out of here, Cory. 361 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,634 - Fuck you. - Get the fuck off the ice. 362 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:03,469 - Fuck you. - I can't wait 'till you 363 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,504 graduate in like 10 years and come play for us. 364 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,406 I'll make a man out of you, fucking pizza face. 365 00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:09,408 - You don't even have a team. - Yeah, only the one 366 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,477 with the banners in the rafters, you fucking pigeon. 367 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:12,912 - You're folding, you dumb fuck. 368 00:15:12,978 --> 00:15:14,280 - We're folding? 369 00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,749 - Yeah, your mom's folding too. - Huh? Cory! Cory! 370 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:18,417 Who told you we're folding? 371 00:15:20,119 --> 00:15:21,353 - Who told you we're folding? 372 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,122 - Doesn't matter. Are we folding or not? 373 00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:24,456 - Nat's-- - Huh? 374 00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,425 - Nat's on her way. - Just... 375 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:28,661 If we're gonna fold, can you please tell me now? 376 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,596 - Why? - Because if I'm gonna cry, 377 00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,665 I wanna be in and out of it before Nat gets here. 378 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,733 - Pussy. - Miig, I hope the lake squeeze 379 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,802 isn't weird 'cause if any time you wanna grab some-- 380 00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,904 - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet! 381 00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:40,739 Was it not a river? 382 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,309 - Michaels is a terrible coach. 383 00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,311 - I fired Michaels. 384 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,148 - Good. He's a fucking joke. 385 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:50,950 - 'Cause we're folding. 386 00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,352 I can't lose again, Shoresy. 387 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,287 Not one more game, I can't live with it. 388 00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,556 The Bulldogs used to be it in this town. 389 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,992 Most fun you could have on a Sudbury Saturday night. 390 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:03,262 The social event of the week! Standing room only. 391 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,464 It's fucking embarrassing now, man. 392 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:08,100 You think my mom gave me the keys to the club 393 00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:09,868 because I know everything about hockey? 394 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,236 Fuck no. 395 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,506 She gave them to me because she knows I care 396 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,008 and I would take care of it. 397 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,978 Fucking sports are supposed to bring communities together. 398 00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:24,116 And families. They serve a purpose. It's important. 399 00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,185 - Kids in sports stay off the streets. 400 00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,053 - Drugs kill dreams. 401 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,788 - I just want bums in seats, 402 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,458 families together and watching the game, like mine did. 403 00:16:32,524 --> 00:16:35,794 No one comes to watch. No one cares. 404 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,763 - Can you blame them? 405 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,132 - No. - Sanguinet, shut the fuck-- 406 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:42,768 - Do you know how hard it is to give a shit about a hockey team 407 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,303 that can't win a fucking hockey game? 408 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,338 - The Soo have out scored us 19-0 this year. 409 00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,941 - The Soo are so fucking good. - Please don't fold. 410 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,712 - Why, Shoresy? We're firmly in the basement. 411 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,581 The town's turned their back on us. 412 00:16:55,647 --> 00:16:57,216 We don't even have a coach now. 413 00:16:57,616 --> 00:16:59,418 What are we supposed to do? 414 00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,960 - Never lose again. 415 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:11,130 - What? 416 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:13,966 - This team will never lose again. 417 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,734 (sighs) - Wheels are already 418 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,703 in motion, Shoresy. I gassed Michaels-- 419 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,838 - Sanguinet'll coach. - But I'm a player. 420 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:23,042 - Sanguinet, you're a healthy scratch on a last-place club 421 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,410 in the NOSHO, hang 'em up. 422 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:25,844 - What's your plan? 423 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,047 - Me? - Oh my God. 424 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,915 - Fucking... 425 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,918 One top line of Canadian grade studs to fill the nets, 426 00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,720 surround 'em with the toughest Natives we can find. 427 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,589 - Tough Natives is redundant. - That's a good plan. 428 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,025 - It's a really good plan. - It's the best fucking plan 429 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,794 I ever heard in my life. - My man. 430 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,695 - We'll just use the money that you were gonna spend 431 00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:46,498 on Michaels to bring in four guys who'll turn this ship right round. 432 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,467 - Then that's four guys she'll have to put up in hotels. 433 00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,502 - They'll stay with me. - So, you're saying you've got 434 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,538 four studs who will completely uproot their lives 435 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,673 to live with you and play senior hockey in Sudbury? 436 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,609 Are they fucking inbred? - Does anyone kind of think 437 00:17:57,676 --> 00:17:59,244 Ziig maybe wishes they were? 438 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,647 - Four-team league, four games left. 439 00:18:01,713 --> 00:18:04,950 - Timmins, North Bay once, Soo twice, all four on home ice. 440 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,752 - We could get in right before the trade deadline. 441 00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:09,288 - I want bums in seats. - Watch this. 442 00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:10,422 - I can't lose one more game. 443 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,557 - We won't. - Shoresy. 444 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:14,159 - This team will never lose again. 445 00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:15,494 (scoffs) 446 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:18,397 - If we never lose again, we win the league. 447 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:23,936 OK. 448 00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:28,807 - How about that-- - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 449 00:18:31,176 --> 00:18:34,046 - Get your guys. Be ready. 450 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,114 - We will. 451 00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,249 - 'Cause if you lose-- - We won't! 452 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:40,219 - If you lose one more game... 453 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,887 we fold. 454 00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:47,726 - Nat, if you were about 15 years older... 455 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,028 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - ...I'd think about it. 456 00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:53,832 - But speaking of 15 years older... 457 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,535 If you really believe we can do this, 458 00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,570 go tell your friend at the press. 459 00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:01,273 - You sure? - We do what we say 460 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:02,608 we're gonna do, you can take him in. 461 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,343 - We're gonna need to bring in another sponsor. 462 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,677 A big one. 463 00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,346 - And we'll need some tough Natives. 464 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,982 - Tough Natives is redundant. - Got 'em. 465 00:19:17,289 --> 00:19:19,525 (grunting) 466 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,461 - Do they play hockey? 467 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,696 - This is Canada, everyone plays hockey. 468 00:19:24,763 --> 00:19:27,199 - When do you think Shoresy's going to the press? 469 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,737 - Ten minutes. I've got the meeting at Doghouse. 470 00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,807 You know how much Shoresy loves Laura Mohr. 471 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:37,509 - Well, can you fucking blame me? 472 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:39,945 - No, my dude. - Woo-woo! 473 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,147 - But you really think we can do this? 474 00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:45,083 Like, Timmins is good and North Bay is really good. 475 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:48,787 And the Soo are so fucking good, they dummy us. 476 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,423 I feel like we should tell the league to have an eye for us 477 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:53,158 folding before playoffs. 478 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,596 - Sanguinet. - Yeah? 479 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:01,667 - Give your balls a tug. 480 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:02,768 Subtitling: difuze