1 00:00:00,033 --> 00:00:00,066 (G 2 00:00:00,066 --> 00:00:00,100 (Gen 3 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:00,133 (Gentl 4 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:00,166 (Gentle 5 00:00:00,166 --> 00:00:00,200 (Gentle el 6 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:00,233 (Gentle elec 7 00:00:00,233 --> 00:00:00,266 (Gentle electr 8 00:00:00,266 --> 00:00:00,300 (Gentle electron 9 00:00:00,300 --> 00:00:00,333 (Gentle electronic 10 00:00:00,333 --> 00:00:00,367 (Gentle electronic m 11 00:00:00,367 --> 00:00:00,400 (Gentle electronic mus 12 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:00,433 (Gentle electronic music 13 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:01,001 (Gentle electronic music) 14 00:00:01,067 --> 00:00:04,070 ♪ 15 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:22,655 ♪ LAF ♪ 16 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,658 ♪ Listen up boy ♪ 17 00:00:26,793 --> 00:00:28,595 ♪ Met the shawty at the sherman ♪ 18 00:00:28,661 --> 00:00:31,031 ♪ She was a lil nervous 'cause of my reputation ♪ 19 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,465 ♪ I'm a bad influence ♪ 20 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,868 ♪ She never met a real G Never seen a whole click ♪ 21 00:00:34,934 --> 00:00:37,470 ♪ Bsackwood always lit throwing gang signs in this bitch ♪ 22 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:39,539 ♪ Yeah I'm from the east salute my niggas from the west ♪ 23 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:42,575 ♪ Everybody chillin time to give your gun a rest ♪ 24 00:00:42,642 --> 00:00:45,311 ♪ Everybody drippin nobody wearing a vest ♪ 25 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,781 ♪ Yeah we out here tonight we blowing a check ♪ 26 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:50,383 ♪ Blow it up throw it up show me where you from ♪ 27 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,086 ♪ Roll it up spark it up yeah that's how I do it ♪ 28 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,655 ♪ 100 no cap always keep it real ♪ 29 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,991 ♪ On the ice or in the streets yeah that how I live ♪ 30 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,727 ♪ Took yo shawty home I got a brand new recliner ♪ 31 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:03,363 ♪ She playing with my kids while I'm rollin marijuana ♪ 32 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:06,099 ♪ Light up the blunt yeah I do it where I wanna ♪ 33 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,534 - Veteran presence. 34 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,002 - What's his name? - Dolo. 35 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,005 - And he's a rap singer? - What's a fucking rap singer? 36 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:14,541 - Picture the rope on that dude. - Aren't you dating a girl? 37 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,743 - Bet it's an absolute bat. - Could we go in order? 38 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,511 - What order? - The order of the plan. 39 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:20,647 - What plan? - The plan you asked for. 40 00:01:20,713 --> 00:01:23,283 - They sent us over a PDF file of the sluts they wanna bring on. 41 00:01:23,349 --> 00:01:25,185 - No, we didn't. - Sluts? 42 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:26,286 - You. - Who? 43 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:27,720 - Hockey players. Sluts. 44 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,589 - Why do they have a GPS file? - A what? 45 00:01:29,656 --> 00:01:30,857 - Well, we put everything in the duotangs. 46 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:32,292 What happened to handing out the duotangs? 47 00:01:32,358 --> 00:01:33,426 Huh? - I put 'em-- 48 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,861 - Duotangs? - You asked for a plan. 49 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:36,696 - Yeah, so then, we put the plan in the duotangs, 50 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,298 we were gonna give you each a duotang. 51 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:40,133 - Of the plan. - So then why do they have 52 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,868 a PBS file? Huh? - Well, we were-- 53 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,704 I took Miigwan out for sandos to kinda clear the air 54 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,473 after the party island squeezer and-- 55 00:01:46,539 --> 00:01:48,508 - Nobody cares about the squeezer, Sanguinet. 56 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:51,544 - And I had the doc of the plan on my phone to print off 57 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:54,948 and put in the duotangs... so I just sent it to them as a PDF. 58 00:01:55,014 --> 00:01:56,282 - A what? 59 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:57,884 - Wheels are falling straight off this bitch. 60 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,019 - Just give us the duotangs. - Even though we already got 61 00:02:00,086 --> 00:02:01,354 the file and Googled the sluts. 62 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:04,757 - So, is Dolo a hockey player or a rap... ist. 63 00:02:04,824 --> 00:02:07,093 - Could we just go in order? - Ugh, I'm gonna fucking kick you, dude. 64 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,330 - For what?! - Sanguinet, just pass out the duotangs and sit down. 65 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:12,031 - Holy! 66 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:14,634 Oh my God. 67 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:16,803 Slow down. 68 00:02:18,605 --> 00:02:21,641 - OK. Ready? - Me? 69 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,576 - Oh my God. - Any time. 70 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,245 - So, you say the kids don't love winning. 71 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:26,679 - I said they don't hate losing. 72 00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:28,047 - Maybe that's why the Soo's outscored us 73 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:30,717 19-0 this season. - The Soo are so fucking good. 74 00:02:30,783 --> 00:02:32,919 - And these are the guys to show them how to play? 75 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:35,555 - Veteran presence. - Well, it's on now. 76 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,390 - And we do what we say we're gonna do. 77 00:02:37,457 --> 00:02:39,459 - I want bums in seats, Shoresy. - I want bums in-- 78 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:41,327 - If you just open-- - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 79 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:42,795 - Any time. 80 00:02:42,862 --> 00:02:44,197 - Yeah, so... 81 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:47,066 First up's my buddy, Goody. 82 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,469 - Oh my fucking God, Shoresy. - What, do you know him? 83 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:50,904 - You kick and scream about the duotangs, 84 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,572 and then you start your presentation off with, 85 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,740 "First up's my buddy, Goody." 86 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,208 - It's a good thing you're funny, Ziigs, 87 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,342 since you're the uglier sister. 88 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,011 - No, she's not. - Well... 89 00:02:58,077 --> 00:02:59,679 - Shoresy, you're about the dumbest sounding fuck ever. 90 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:01,114 - I don't even have to present. 91 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:02,782 You already gave me the money to bring 'em in. 92 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:03,783 They're already on airplanes. 93 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,451 - All stocked up on ice cream-- 94 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,354 - Shut the fuck up-- - Alright! Just keep going. 95 00:03:08,421 --> 00:03:10,323 Tell us about Brent Goodleaf. 96 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,758 (Shoresy and Sanguinet): Brant! 97 00:03:11,824 --> 00:03:13,226 - Well, he'll have to tell us about him 98 00:03:13,293 --> 00:03:15,295 because you scratched and pulled hair over the duotangs 99 00:03:15,361 --> 00:03:17,630 and it's literally just a picture of the guy and his name. 100 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,032 - Yeah, well, two words on that page 101 00:03:19,098 --> 00:03:20,767 and Nat read one of 'em wrong, so it's like-- 102 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,602 - And normally, people's names start with a capital letter, 103 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:25,104 you fucking idiot. - You're such a twat, Ziig. 104 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,406 - Just go. 105 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:27,774 - Yeah, so... 106 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,577 His name's Brant Goodleaf. 107 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:34,414 And we call him Goody. Mm-hmm. 108 00:03:34,948 --> 00:03:38,184 And he's from Six Nations, which is down south-- 109 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:40,587 - Sorry, I can't, dude. 110 00:03:40,653 --> 00:03:42,889 You sound so fucking stupid when you try to be serious. 111 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:45,258 Like, tell me he doesn't sound like he's in grade two. 112 00:03:45,325 --> 00:03:47,627 Like the slow kid that has to put his desk beside the teacher 113 00:03:47,694 --> 00:03:49,596 so he doesn't flick his snot. - Shoresy! 114 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:51,631 Walk out that door and I'll fold this shit so fast. 115 00:03:51,698 --> 00:03:53,566 - I'm getting fucking peppered over here. 116 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,068 It's fucking batting practice. 117 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:58,137 - We've all gotta shake some balls in our lives. Zii? 118 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,441 Can he score? - Lead the league. 119 00:04:01,507 --> 00:04:02,909 - Which league? - The show. 120 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:06,479 - He played in the NHL? - The other one. 121 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:08,281 - Which? - Lacrosse. 122 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:13,219 He doesn't play hockey anymore. 123 00:04:15,154 --> 00:04:17,023 - Just making sure we're all hearing that. 124 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,659 - Well, he played Junior A growing up. In hockey. 125 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:22,061 And they wanted him to play pro. 126 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:27,000 But it's just, in lacrosse, 127 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:29,902 they wanted him to play in the show. 128 00:04:30,403 --> 00:04:33,039 - I broke bank for a guy who doesn't even play anymore? 129 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,042 - You broke bank for four guys who don't play anymore. 130 00:04:38,044 --> 00:04:39,545 - I'm gonna fucking kick you, dude. 131 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:40,980 - For what?! - You fucking basic. 132 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,982 - Well, they're all studs. I wouldn't bring 'em in 133 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:45,218 if they weren't studs. - Hockey's like riding a bike. 134 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,786 - Everybody's already on a team. 135 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:48,588 I had to find guys who aren't already on a team. 136 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,023 - Mm-hmm. - Like, you think guys who are 137 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:51,691 already on a team are just gonna fuck off 138 00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:54,360 to Sudbury to play in the NOSHO? So dumb. 139 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,030 - Sud-berry. - Hey! 140 00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,067 - You brought in four guys who don't play anymore? 141 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,969 - You want bums in seats? - I wanna shoot myself 142 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,271 in the face. - We'll never lose again. 143 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,943 And yeah, so... Goody loves chicken. 144 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:13,279 - Well, that's vital. 145 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:14,347 - Critical. - Crucial. 146 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,715 - Integral. - Thank you so much 147 00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:17,317 for that urgent tidbit on your buddy Goody. 148 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:19,319 - You bet. - You simple-minded fuck. 149 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:21,387 - Hey, come on, my man. - Next! 150 00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,690 - Dolo. - Yeah, so, 151 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:26,859 up next, a guy named Jonathan Diaby. 152 00:05:26,926 --> 00:05:28,461 He's from Blainville, Quebec. 153 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,029 - Just picture the rope on that dude. 154 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,332 - Bro, get gayer. - Guy's a former 3rd round pick 155 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:33,933 to the show. The hockey one. 156 00:05:35,935 --> 00:05:38,538 Stay-at-home defenceman. Awful to play against. 157 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:39,639 Huge clapper. 158 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:41,407 - You call your dicks clappers now? 159 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:44,043 - Clapper's a slap shot. - Yeah, and a shot is when you 160 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:46,112 direct the puck towards the net with your stick, Ziig, 161 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,715 you fucking ditz. - But now he raps? 162 00:05:48,781 --> 00:05:51,384 - He's a rapper, Nat. - I've got a video. 163 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,322 ♪♪ 164 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,597 - So, he was drafted to the show, 165 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,966 but gave it up for the rap game? 166 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,501 - Rap game's a bit overkill, Nat. 167 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:09,669 - She's doing it on purpose now. 168 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,537 - How long has it been since he played? 169 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,005 - He played in that Quebec Senior League 170 00:06:13,072 --> 00:06:14,273 a couple of years ago. Made the news 171 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:15,842 for losing his mind when him and his parents 172 00:06:15,908 --> 00:06:17,810 got called the N word at a game. - As he should. 173 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,712 - What happened to the player who called him that? 174 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,314 - No, no, no. 175 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,316 No one on the ice is dumb enough to fuck with him. 176 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,752 He'll pop your nose out the back of your head. 177 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:31,891 There was a drunk fan and he got jacked up. 178 00:06:34,994 --> 00:06:37,530 - I think I'd bend for that boy. 179 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:39,465 - You speak French? - Do you speak Ojibwe? 180 00:06:39,532 --> 00:06:41,434 - Better learn, 'cause he'll only speak French to you. 181 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:42,769 - Formidable. 182 00:06:42,835 --> 00:06:44,537 So, who's my next former hockey player? 183 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,973 - Yeah, so, up next, my buddy Hitch. 184 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:48,574 He's from Mount Pearl, Newfoundland. 185 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:51,711 And it's kinda funny because his full name's Ted Hitchcock, 186 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,312 but if you say it real fast, 187 00:06:53,379 --> 00:06:54,914 it sounds like ten-inch cock. 188 00:06:57,483 --> 00:07:00,753 - Well, gents. I can't wait to hear about "Ten inch cock". 189 00:07:00,820 --> 00:07:02,388 - I almost believe it at this point. 190 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:03,990 - Veteran presence. 191 00:07:04,056 --> 00:07:06,893 - Like, he's a former 1st round pick in the show. 192 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:08,594 So it's like... - Like riding a bike, my guy. 193 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,062 - Sanguinet, shut the fuck up. 194 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:11,664 - We seem to be trending upward here. 195 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:12,799 - Finally. 196 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,333 - So, you know how Goody loves chicken? 197 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,402 Yeah, Hitch loves Martinis. 198 00:07:16,469 --> 00:07:18,504 Calls 'em Martoonies. So... 199 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,240 It's good to always have a bottle of gin on hand, 200 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,476 'cause, boy, Hitch loves Martoonies. 201 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:27,246 - Anything else? - Well, he's from Newfoundland, 202 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,115 so it's kinda tough to understand what he's saying 203 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,550 a lot of the time. - Newfie talk? 204 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,051 - Ever been to Newfoundland? - No. 205 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:33,820 - You wouldn't call 'em Newfies if you had. 206 00:07:33,886 --> 00:07:35,822 - "Lard" Jesus. - "Yes, b'y." 207 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,290 OK, last but not least. 208 00:07:37,356 --> 00:07:40,560 - Yeah, so, this one's a bit of a tough pill 209 00:07:40,626 --> 00:07:42,328 to get down the gullet. - Why? 210 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:43,729 - A bit of history there. 211 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:46,699 - Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques-Jean. 212 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,768 - Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques Jean. 213 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:50,203 - JJ Frankie JJ. 214 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:51,871 - Jean-Jacques Francois Jacques-Jean 215 00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:54,273 known by teammates as JJ Frankie JJ. 216 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,143 - Played against him in the National Senior Championship. 217 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,144 - And then? 218 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,483 - Frankie, I'm gonna be in your kitchen all night. 219 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:05,184 Frankie, get the mozza burger 220 00:08:05,251 --> 00:08:07,220 out of your mouth, you fucking fatso. 221 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:10,656 Holy fuck, Frankie, you look like you love a good slice. 222 00:08:10,723 --> 00:08:14,760 You get axed from the show and just start hammering slices or what? 223 00:08:14,827 --> 00:08:17,129 If the cup was a slice, you think you'd work 224 00:08:17,196 --> 00:08:18,831 a little harder, you fucking pizza face? 225 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:21,834 Hey, go eat some fondue, you fucking manatee. 226 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:24,237 - Ah-ha! - Hey, have another Baconator, 227 00:08:24,303 --> 00:08:26,939 you fucking walrus. - Fuck you. 228 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,608 - How'd it end? - W. 229 00:08:28,674 --> 00:08:30,142 - I meant between you and him. 230 00:08:30,743 --> 00:08:32,278 - Hey, Shoresy. 231 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,760 - Hey! I'll send your stuffed crust 232 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,596 to the emergency room, you fat fucking pig! 233 00:08:50,663 --> 00:08:52,098 - You Bobby Clark'd him 234 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:53,933 with a golf swing and he still answered your call? 235 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,768 - Why? - He's a pretty big deal 236 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,603 in Quebec. Like, he's dated pretty much 237 00:08:57,670 --> 00:09:00,172 every Quebecois starlet there is. 238 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:09,215 - French girls. - Frankie loves them ladies. 239 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,883 - I asked why he's coming here. 240 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,818 - Because there's an impossible amount 241 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:14,820 of good-looking girls in Sudbury. 242 00:09:22,428 --> 00:09:24,931 - He played in the show. - Sounds like bums in seats. 243 00:09:24,997 --> 00:09:26,632 - Veteran presence. - When do they get here? 244 00:09:26,699 --> 00:09:28,801 - Pretty soonski. They're all on the same flight from Toronto. 245 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:31,304 - Well, drop off their shit and come by mine for a little mixer. 246 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:33,105 - Oh yeah, a little mingler? - A little BBQ. 247 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:35,174 - I'll barbecue. - A little BBQ mixer mingler. 248 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,076 - I'll have the new sponsor jerseys for you guys too. 249 00:09:37,143 --> 00:09:38,945 - They're called sweaters, Ziig, keep up. 250 00:09:39,011 --> 00:09:41,547 - Suck my dick. - We Jeepin' it, my dude? 251 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:44,183 - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 252 00:10:21,921 --> 00:10:24,357 Turn it fucking down. 253 00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:29,528 So dumb. 254 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:38,404 Yeah, so, you know, it's like I said. 255 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:39,839 Obviously, there's only one rule, it's: 256 00:10:39,905 --> 00:10:41,841 Don't touch the bird. - Birds are unreal. 257 00:10:41,907 --> 00:10:43,376 - Big Sexy. 258 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:45,277 - I never seen one so pretty as that. 259 00:10:45,344 --> 00:10:47,113 - Yeah, he'll talk a wee bit too, eh, Big Sex? 260 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:50,282 - Tit fucker. - Yeah, so, it's like I said. 261 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:52,485 Obviously, I got two beds, my bed then another bed. 262 00:10:52,551 --> 00:10:54,787 Then there's the couch. So, gonna have to double up. 263 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,422 - Pole to pole or hole to hole, by's. 264 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,524 - Yeah, let's make sure no one's waking up to the other guy 265 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:01,027 sleeping hole to hole or anything like that. It won't be me. 266 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:04,463 I'd never do anything like that. 267 00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:06,365 - Tit fucker. 268 00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:08,034 - We've established that, Frankie. 269 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:10,936 Oh yeah, Frankie on the couch, 270 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,738 since he's such a fucking potato. 271 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:13,873 - Tit fucker. 272 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:14,974 - I'll just jump in with Goody. 273 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:16,475 - Settle down. - Yeah, 'cause like Dolo 274 00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:18,044 and Hitch are gonna be defense partners, 275 00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,245 so makes sense that they'd bunk up. 276 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,913 - Do ya like Martoonies, me son? 277 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,282 Well, yes sir, buddy, you stay right there, 278 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,584 I'll bring one where you're at. - Yup. We've got a ton 279 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,520 of ice cream in the fridge too. So, all set there. 280 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:29,188 - Sweet Jesus, b'y, what ya got there? 281 00:11:29,255 --> 00:11:31,190 - Sanguinet got drumsticks. - Love a good stick. 282 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:32,992 - You know what's Goody, b'y, best kind. 283 00:11:33,059 --> 00:11:34,260 - Sticks are unbelievable. 284 00:11:36,495 --> 00:11:38,297 - Tit fucker. - And yeah, so then we'll go 285 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,832 to a little mingler at the GMs here. 286 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,567 We'll go pretty soon there, yeah. 287 00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,337 What, do you want to have a stick now? 288 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,139 - Quick stick before we go where they're to. 289 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,175 - Yeah, alright. - Sticks are unbelievable. 290 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:50,543 - Hm, come on with it, then. 291 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:53,546 - Fucking don't even have to ask Frankie. 292 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:57,883 That's one of the better sticks I've ever had. 293 00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,886 - Fuck. Forgot to call me parents. 294 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:03,622 - Did you not call your parents? - Settle down. 295 00:12:03,689 --> 00:12:05,124 - Mom's gonna be right rotted. 296 00:12:05,191 --> 00:12:06,826 - Did none of yous not call your parents? 297 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,627 - She's gonna be right crooked, she is. 298 00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:10,229 - So, like, you took an airplane 299 00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,998 and then didn't call your parents to say you got here safe? 300 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,501 Tit fucker. 301 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:20,306 - Well, you better call 'em, let 'em know you got here safe. 302 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:22,742 I don't know, they must be big shots taking airplanes every day 303 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,411 of the week or something, getting here not calling their parents. 304 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,413 No, they got here two hours ago 305 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:31,050 and they still haven't called their parents. I know, so dumb. 306 00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,062 Laura Mohr. 307 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,331 Let me just start by saying there is no other place 308 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:47,366 I would rather be in the entire world 309 00:12:47,433 --> 00:12:49,068 than right here with you right now. 310 00:12:49,135 --> 00:12:50,803 - Hey, Shoresy. - Can't you see, I'm just 311 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,472 completely taken by it. Like, I've never known a feeling like this. 312 00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:55,441 - Sluts assembled? - Why are we doing this here 313 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:57,476 when we could be over at 7 Star Dumpling House? 314 00:12:57,543 --> 00:12:59,745 Let's get some fuckin' bibimbap. - How do they feel 315 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:01,747 about never losing again? - How do you feel about it? 316 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:02,948 - I don't care. 317 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:04,383 - Oh, you are an absolute stallion. 318 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,719 - You're a horse face. - I won't rest 'till I get even 319 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,788 a shoulder pat from you. - That would be the most 320 00:13:08,854 --> 00:13:10,723 a man has got from me in a very long time, Shoresy. 321 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,958 - Hey, you ever been sitting across from someone 322 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,560 just trying to have a normal conversation, 323 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:17,263 fighting every urge inside yourself to just scream out, 324 00:13:17,329 --> 00:13:19,064 "Yeah!" - Shut the fuck up. 325 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,566 - Oh, I've never let myself be so vulnerable 326 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,134 with someone before. It feels amazing. 327 00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:24,436 - You are a lot, dude. - God, would I be good to ya. 328 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:25,905 - Yeah? - I'd be good to ya 329 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,006 like crazy. - How good? 330 00:13:27,072 --> 00:13:28,340 - Like, you wake up in the morning, 331 00:13:28,407 --> 00:13:29,842 I'm right there being good to you. 332 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:32,077 - That's actually unsettling. - How do you feel about 333 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,979 a couple steaks and some corn on the cob? 334 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:35,681 - With your four roommates? - Five! 335 00:13:35,748 --> 00:13:36,849 - Apologies to Big Sexy. 336 00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,585 - I'll honour ya 'till the day I die, I swear to God. 337 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,588 - From the guy infamous for wheeling two of his friends' moms in Letterkenny. 338 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:45,958 - They aren't my friends. And their moms were wheeling me. 339 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,493 - Text me the score after the game. 340 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,061 - Are you not coming? - Huh? 341 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,396 - Huh? - I got my kid this weekend. 342 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:52,865 - Well, no one gets a good story from just a score. 343 00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,466 - And no one cares. 344 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:57,603 - Let's say we do this next time 345 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,773 over a nice piping hot bowl of miso ramen? 346 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,680 Do you guys like paninis? 347 00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,219 We're almost there. 348 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,020 - You're going to jail. - For what? 349 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:16,155 - That's where our tough Natives are. 350 00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:18,691 - Our tough Natives are in jail? 351 00:14:18,757 --> 00:14:21,527 - Tough Natives is redundant. - They work there, Shoresy. 352 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,530 - Well, you made it sound like they were in jail. 353 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:26,665 - That is so racist. - No, it isn't. 354 00:14:26,732 --> 00:14:28,367 - You see, that's the problem right there, 355 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,703 is that your mind immediately goes to them being in jail! 356 00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:32,671 - It was a misunderstanding. 357 00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:34,473 - You're the problem. That's what's happening here 358 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:37,476 is that you're the problem. - Holy. 359 00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:44,717 Yeah so, it's too bad you guys couldn't make the little mingler, 360 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,785 but ther'll plenty of time for another mixer, 361 00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,654 a little team builder. A little room booster. 362 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:52,925 Yeah, so, Shoresy, Goody, JJ, Dolo, and Hitch. 363 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:54,159 And it's kinda funny with Hitch, 364 00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:55,761 because his full name's Ted Hitchcock. 365 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:58,430 But if you say it real fast, it sounds like "ten-inch cock". 366 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,532 - Been called worse, b'ys. - I'm San-- 367 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,801 - Roll call. We ready? - Yeah. 368 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,703 - Jim. - Jim. 369 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,206 - Two Jims. - Jim. 370 00:15:08,207 --> 00:15:09,675 - Are you all three Jim? 371 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,545 Alright, well, you'll need nicknames. What are your last names? 372 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,514 - We'd prefer to be called by our first names. 373 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,850 - But then you're all three Jim. 374 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,351 - Our names are Jim. 375 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:21,487 - So, you all three wanna be called Jim? 376 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,526 But you see how we're a bit bunged up here though, right? 377 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,796 Like, if Sanger calls down the bench, "Jim, you're going," 378 00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,064 you won't know what Jim. 379 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:33,465 - Jims'll all likely be-- 380 00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:34,867 - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 381 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,269 - Maybe if he just says Jim a different way 382 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,338 for each of the b'ys from where you're too, 383 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,807 then they'll know which ones to come where you're at. 384 00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:44,310 - Did you just have a stroke, Hitch? 385 00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,744 - You know, like, sing 'em. 386 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:48,714 - You're having a fucking brain hematoma. 387 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,951 - Settle down. - Nah, like, Jim, Jim, Jim. 388 00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:55,754 - Hitch, it's a hockey team, it's not fucking Miss Saigon. 389 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,456 - Why not ask the Jims what they wants? 390 00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:00,526 - This is not Andrew Lloyd Weber presents the Jims. 391 00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:02,328 - Why don't you just ask the b'ys? 392 00:16:02,394 --> 00:16:05,831 - 'Cause I don't have fucking 525,600 minutes. 393 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:08,033 - Well then, the arse has gone right out of 'er then. 394 00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:09,768 - Jesus Christ super star. 395 00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,172 Alright. So, you all three wanna be Jim. 396 00:16:13,238 --> 00:16:15,541 - Our names are Jim. - Yeah, I know... 397 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:19,111 your names are Jim. So, how about your Jimmer, 398 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,380 you're Jimmy, you're Jimbob. 399 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:23,315 So then you all get to be some version of Jim 400 00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:25,985 and we don't gotta be in fucking... tats. 401 00:16:26,051 --> 00:16:27,853 - Our names are Jim. 402 00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:32,424 - Alright, you're all three Jim. That's it, that's all. 403 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,426 - You ever have a Slim Jim? 404 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:37,463 - Well, you may as well all go down to the Coulson 405 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,498 when you're done work and have a little beer with the boys. 406 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,267 And me and, who knows, maybe we'll throw on some fucking 407 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:45,537 Les Miserables for Hitch. Hey, Hitch? 408 00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:48,407 You gonna wear that or your fucking Technicolor dream coat? 409 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:51,744 Fucking Phantom of the Opera. 410 00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,285 - A Newfie, a Native, and two Quebeckers. 411 00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:01,754 - Veteran presence. 412 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,089 - Sanguinet is such a cutie-patootie. 413 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:05,824 - He doesn't even have a hockey butt. 414 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,126 - You sweet on any of 'em? 415 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,495 - You don't get sweet on sluts. You just take 'em down. 416 00:17:09,561 --> 00:17:11,563 - Would you take any of them down? 417 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:14,933 - I'd take down a caribou if it meant bums in seats. 418 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:19,605 - I think the caribou would have to take you down. 419 00:17:19,671 --> 00:17:22,674 - They better be talking Ws. 420 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:27,913 - Fucking, you take popcorn chicken over popcorn shrimp? 421 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,548 - Chicken's unbelievable. 422 00:17:32,651 --> 00:17:35,988 - Holy. Popcorn chicken over popcorn shrimp. 423 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,923 - Well, that's some mainlander if I ever seen one. 424 00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:40,325 - Even if it was at Red Lobster? - Alright, alright. 425 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,561 OK, would you take popcorn chicken 426 00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:46,432 over just regular movie theatre popcorn, but with butter? 427 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:47,833 But it's for the rest of your life. 428 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,902 - Settle down. - Here's a club soda, my guy. 429 00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,937 - Thanks, Sanger. - She's bad luck cheersing 430 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,539 with a water, though. 431 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,175 - I'll just go easy, I gotta work later. 432 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,677 Well, a little bit more than that. 433 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:00,779 - Game one of four on deck. 434 00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:03,148 - Everyone of 'em, sudden deathski. 435 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,185 - You know what I mean though in that the caribou would have 436 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:07,920 to take you down? - Yup. 437 00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:10,422 - Like, a human man could take down a caribou, 438 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,958 but a woman couldn't 'cause with the caribous like-- 439 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:14,326 - Anatomy. 440 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:16,829 - Yeah. The caribou-- 441 00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:19,898 - Well, the caribou would have to do all the work. 442 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,468 - Yeah. And that's why I said 443 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,203 a caribou would have to take you down. 444 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,472 - Better be all hockey over there. 445 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:29,608 - By's, can we get on the go with the cheese for the burgers or what? 446 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,510 - Whew! Sanger, that's some good-looking cuisine. 447 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,811 - Mine are chicken burgers. 448 00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,546 - What, you wanna throw the singles on there now? 449 00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,715 - Settle down. - Like, you means Kraft singles? 450 00:18:37,816 --> 00:18:40,819 - Yeah, I think it's a good time to throw the singles on now. 451 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,857 You know, shredded cheese is kind of more for tacos I think. 452 00:18:44,923 --> 00:18:46,725 Like, what are you talking, like a little Italian blend? 453 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,962 - Sanger. Ever had gelato? - Maybe a little Tex-Mex? 454 00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:51,930 Yeah, it's a bit fancy, but... 455 00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,699 - You ever put singles on a taco, me son? 456 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:55,767 - Well, that's a good way to ruin a taco, Hitch. 457 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,337 - One time out on the boat. - Whew! 458 00:18:58,403 --> 00:19:00,305 Look at Sanger with the singles here. 459 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:02,040 - Might even double single 'em, boys. 460 00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,276 - It's fucking "two singles" Sanger here now. 461 00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:05,878 - Tacos are unbelievable. 462 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:08,847 - Timmins tomorrow night. - Fucking Timmers. 463 00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,782 - Home of Shania Twain. - Pff. 464 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:12,217 It don't impress me much, brother. 465 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,052 - Celine. - Still the one. 466 00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,420 - At least we're on our own barn. 467 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,656 - I hate those big fucking Dutchmen. 468 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,925 - Dutch last names are so fucking long and Dutch, 469 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,194 they barely fit on the backs of their sweaters. 470 00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,362 They look fucking ridiculous. 471 00:19:23,428 --> 00:19:25,164 - Klumpenhouwer. - Blankenbiller. 472 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:26,965 - De Bardeladen. - Schowengerdtner. 473 00:19:27,032 --> 00:19:28,867 - Van Zandermeulen. - De Rentmeester. 474 00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,370 - Van Benschoten. - Sollenbergerstadt. 475 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,539 - And of course... - The Apeldoorns. 476 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,973 - Dutchmen always have tons of kids, 477 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:36,508 so they can help with chores on the farm. 478 00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:39,478 So, Timmins has the 8 previously mentioned Dutchmen. 479 00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,413 - Klumpenhouwer. - Blankenbiller. 480 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,448 - De Bardeladen. - Schowengerdtner. 481 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,384 - Van Zandermeulen. - De Rentmeester. 482 00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:47,686 - Van Benschoten. - Sollenbergerstadt. 483 00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,955 - And then, the Apeldoorns. 484 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:54,193 - Eight of them. Brothers. - Big fuck off, Dutch farm boys. 485 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,296 You'll know which ones are the youngest brothers 486 00:19:57,362 --> 00:20:00,499 because they've had their gear handed down brother by brother 487 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,634 over the years and it's barely fucking intact. 488 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:05,137 Like, they got like frayed toe caps on their skates 489 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,471 like they're super pov. 490 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,273 They look like they pulled them out of the dump. 491 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:10,676 - When they got to Junior, instead of buying half visors, 492 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:12,277 they just torched the bottoms off their cages. 493 00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:15,180 - They look like they walked straight out of the dump. 494 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,083 Alley-oop. Later. 495 00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:19,851 I gotta work. 496 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,587 - Don't you wanna see your new sweaters? 497 00:20:21,653 --> 00:20:23,722 - There ya go, sweaters, not jerseys. 498 00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:25,324 - You fucking ugly sack of shit. 499 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,893 - Well, looks like you can teach an old dog new tricks. 500 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,662 - Thought I was a bit young. - Well, you're for sure a dog. 501 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,265 - Alright. We had to bring on a new sponsor 502 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:36,802 to pay for the sluts. So, Nat went out and found one. 503 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,104 - For the sluts who aren't from here, 504 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:41,640 in Sudbury, we're known for our below-ground exports. 505 00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,576 Copper, nickel, etcetera. But we've also become known 506 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:46,878 for a certain above-ground natural resource 507 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:48,647 over the years as well. - I gotta work. 508 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,249 - The Sudbury Blueberry Festival 509 00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,717 has become a massive tourist draw 510 00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:53,185 since its genesis 35 years ago. 511 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,320 - Blueberries are unbelievable. - They've generated a ton 512 00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,723 of dough and they've graciously volunteered to help us 513 00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,692 pay for you sluts, so... - Fruits. Unbelievable. 514 00:21:02,461 --> 00:21:05,897 - Blueberry Bulldogs? - Your new sweaters. 515 00:21:06,732 --> 00:21:08,567 - The Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 516 00:21:10,569 --> 00:21:11,770 - That's what's up. 517 00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:14,373 - We're the Sud-berry Blueberry Bulldogs? 518 00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:15,974 - We get it bud, you learned how to read. 519 00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:18,677 - That's fucking embarrassing. - My man, it's Sudbury-- 520 00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:20,078 - Shut the fuck up, Sanguinet. 521 00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:22,714 - No, but you pronounce it Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs. 522 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,583 - Does it fucking matter?! It's a fruit. 523 00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:28,420 May as well be called the fucking Sudbury Banana Boat Bulldogs. 524 00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,756 - My man, just-- - Fucking Sudbury Nectarine 525 00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,891 Neopolitan Mastiffs. 526 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,526 - You ever had Goji berries? 527 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,963 - It was this or fold, fucker. Go to work. 528 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,966 - Where's the "sy"? - What's the point? 529 00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,204 - This better not be fucking out there. 530 00:21:46,271 --> 00:21:47,239 I'm gonna hear all about it. 531 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:51,743 Fucking Sudbury Fruit Salad French Spaniels. 532 00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,279 - Hey, Shoresy, 533 00:21:54,346 --> 00:21:56,648 I'm looking to whip up a nice fruit cocktail for my sweetie. 534 00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,116 Got any blueberries? 535 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,053 - Blueberry Bulldogs sounds like a fruit snack, bud. 536 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,055 Might as well be the Sudbury Sour Patch Kids. 537 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:04,623 - If you need a hand pickin' fruit, 538 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:06,258 there's eight Apeldoorn's comin' to town tomorrow 539 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:08,093 and the Dutch know hard work. - Honestly, bud, 540 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,861 the Sudbury Passion Fruits would sound tougher. 541 00:22:09,928 --> 00:22:11,630 - Sudbury Honey Dew Hounds. 542 00:22:11,697 --> 00:22:13,732 Take that championship pedigree straight to the Soo 543 00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,167 and get pumped for another 19. 544 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:16,101 - You oughta take Sudbury 545 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,703 Coconut Corgis out for a test drive. 546 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:19,204 - Look out boys, here come 547 00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,439 the Pink Lady Apple Pomeranians! 548 00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,341 - What do you think about Sudbury Watermelon Westiepoos? 549 00:22:22,407 --> 00:22:24,309 That'll get'em real fired up! - Where do I sign up 550 00:22:24,376 --> 00:22:27,913 for the Sudbury Avocado Australian Stumpy Tail Cattle Dogs? 551 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,917 - I'd ask why you're covering these donkeys and not us, 552 00:22:31,983 --> 00:22:35,053 but I think I know the answer. - No one cares. 553 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,955 - That's so fucking embarrassing, Shoresy. 554 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:38,724 - I know. Why do you think I'm eating it? 555 00:22:38,790 --> 00:22:40,726 - Embarrassing. - You know what's embarrassing, 556 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,328 Core? Your Mom started an OnlyFans 557 00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:45,897 to try to make me jealous and I haven't laughed that hard 558 00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,899 since Liam's mom tried the same thing. 559 00:22:47,966 --> 00:22:49,935 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Fuck you, Liam, 560 00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,904 your mom made me a mix CD with only three bands on it. 561 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:55,707 Moist, The Wailers, and Wet Wet Wet. 562 00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:57,943 - Fuck you, Shoresy. - Well, if you can dish it out, 563 00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,579 you can take it, boys. I give your moms so much wood 564 00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,881 they call my dick Beaver Lumber. 565 00:23:03,682 --> 00:23:05,584 - The Apeldoorns can't wait to take a run 566 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,352 at the Green Grape Goldendoodles, bud. 567 00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:09,621 - Yeah, tell the Strawberry Shortcake Miniature Schnauzers 568 00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:12,324 we said good luck. - Go Kiwi-Pineapple Puggles! 569 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,759 - Give your balls a tug. 570 00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:14,352 ♪♪ 571 00:24:58,964 --> 00:24:59,364 Subtitling: difuze